Shout-outs to St. Lawrence. He gave two middle fingers to (what I assume to be) one of the most powerful men on earth during the time, donated all the churches riches to the poor, and had the fucking balls to shout out a joke as he was tortured to death. That man wasn't just given the title of a saint, *he fucking earned it*
The best part of the St Lawrence story is that, up until a few years ago, his annual feast day was celebrated outside the St Lawrence church in Florence with a communal BARBECUE. -B
What's better is that his last words were supposed to some poetic beautiful whatever and then he was injected with morphine(?) to help him pass easier and THEN he said "ow, fuck" because of the injection and died I think his last words were: "You know, I'm not afraid to go, it's just that I will miss you all so much" although I may be thinking of someone else
Ironically, that last guy who went, "I'm done on this side. Turn me over." would eventually become the patron saint of cooks. Nice to know the Vatican has a sense of humor.
On his gravestone "died proving there's no machine that's both a rinsing machine and filling machine at the same time" without realising a bath is both
It takes great strength owning up to your mistakes. I admire your bravery and courage to stand up and admit fault in front of billions of viewers. A man who lived in pursuit of personal growth, we'll write it on your tombstone.
10:55 this is actually a common misconception. Historians discovered in the handmaid's diary that she had written his final words and they're similar in tone but the content is quite different. His true final words were "GET OUT OF MY CAR. YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL. THE ADMINISTRATION IS _RIGHT HERE_ , GET IN THERE. GET. OUT. OF. MY. CAR. *NOW* "
James Dean lived by the motto, " live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse." By the account I read, his last words were, "that guy has to stop. He's seen us," in reference to the driver of another car. A few seconds later, the two cars collided, Dean's moving at a high rate of speed. In the end, he lived fast and died young, but his corpse was kind of a mess.
This isn't a joke. My father died in 2014, his last words were 100% fitting to his personality. He was in a hospital bed and said "Fuck this shit hole fucking place." I was proud to be his son in the moment.
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
My favorite last words come from Osamu Tezuka. Tezuka is known as the godfather of manga and created hundreads of different series that are still loved to this day. He made comics even when in the hospital on his death bed. His nurse took his pen away, wanting him to rest, wich he responded with "Give that back. Im not finished" and then passed away My new second favorite will now be Freddy Murcury saying Peepee
I met Huggbees at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Huggbees shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big How It's Actually Made fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Huggbees was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Frankfurt, to Shanghai, to the snorkeling in Boracay, Huggbees and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
Alexander Graham Bell’s last words in his death bed with his deaf wife was actually tap, tap, tap. Needless to say he had the best last words of anyone on their death bed
Actually, Alexander Graham Bell wasn't the first to invent the telephone, just the first to patent it. An Italian inventor made one 5 years before but was too poor to patent or go anywhere with it. And he only narrowly got his patent application into the patent office before another man who was also fileing the exact same day
If you wanna cover a badass dude who said "no" to the face of death, look up wenceslao miguel. To avoid too many spoilers, he not only survived a firing squad, but also a point blank bullet to the head. He also has a cool song about him!
I remember being on death row. My last meal was a nice lime flavored jell-o made from the elixir of eternal life. Still can't believe they gave me strawberry. Those fucking monsters.
im glad you mentioned Giles in this video. if i knew you read comments, i would have said "more weight" on the last one of these. i discovered your channel through the fake how its made stuff, which is rad, but you're good at this kind of video and as someone who likes true crime / mystery etc channels, im glad to count you among them
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
In Madrid, Spain, there's the Monastery of San Lorenzo del Escorial (Saint Lawrence in spanish). If you look at this building from the top, it is said to roughly have the shape of a grill. So even architects shared that morbid humour back in the day
6:00 i actually know the whole story of this guy. The reason he refused to plead guilty or not guilty wasn't to stall the trial, he knew as soon as he was arrested that he was going to die, but he had children at home and a large plot of land for farming. The way the law worked in this area at this time, if you were found guilty of witchcraft the local government took your property aka your children would not be allowed to inherit it. So by refusing to plead and getting pressed to death he avoided the trial and so was never officially sentenced and the government was not able to seize his property from his children. Edit, oh you talked about this... welp....
The last words of the german(Bavarian) Robber Mathias Kneißl, after he was told that his appeal for clemency was denied and he would be executed, which happened on a monday: "The week starts off great!" (ger.: Die Woche fängt ja gut an.) His last meal consisted of six glasses of beer.
As soon as I noticed how the metal band of your headphones reflects the green-screen and disappears at certain angles, I can't look away. It looks like your right headphone is holding itself in place simply because it fears what you will do if it doesn't. Couldn't pay attention to the video after that. 10/10 amazing content.
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
Props to Huggbees for learning a single ASL sign for a joke. Also thank you for showing me how fucking ridiculous the sign "no" looks in a farewell scenario.
Thanks for the Tombstone story my dad spent his entire career in law enforcement including with the armed services as a Cid detective an M.P. and M.P. Instructor. He lives in Wyoming too, he will very much appreciate this story, military people usually do °~•.☆.•~°
I straight up just assumed that you were making the tombstone joke by referencing it in the first place, and were just letting us feel smart and making the connection subtly
theres this greek guy named Chrysippus who died of laughter. After finding out his donkey ate some figs he said (maybe out of shock of the situation because figs were imported and expensive) to his pupils “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with” and he laughed so hard he fucking died
i just wanna point out how due to the greenscreen it looks like the left part of his headphones just looks like it's attached to the side of his head being held up by nothing
With your sense of humor, I think you'll like this one. A man named Yoshie Shiratori managed to break out of the Abashiri Prison... Using a bowl of soup. He was the only man to ever break out of that prison. He also had three other very fun and uniquely creative prison escapes
i shall accept this apology but no more of this cheeky tomfoolery you hear!?! edit:i checked freddie's last words and there are two of them "thank you" and "pee,pee!"before the sound of his bones breaking happend and he screamed in agony
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model tricks I do not know Megan: "Hotter" Hopi: "Sweeter" Joonie: "Cooler" Yoongi: "Butter So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that is lived today. Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım '' Erinder: '' Sezimdüü '' Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak '' Dene: '' Muzdak '' Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis. Aç köz arstan Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon. Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan. Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾 They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising 💗❤️💌💘
id like to imagine while hes talking about the whole matrix general thing when he says that he flies off theres just a little bar at the bottom saying "General John Sedgwick has turned on creative mode"
We had a local guy, years ago, I don't know his last words. But it was reported in the news that he offered to help them find his vein, for the lethal injection.
Here’s an extra one for you: Charles Guiteau was executed for assassinating president Garfield, his final words were a song he wrote that morning and sung in a high falsetto as it was meant to be sung from the point of view from a child... right after throwing a fit that the orchestra he asked for to go along with it was a no show
11:13 - I read that in a book by Jim Hutton, and when I saw your last video on last words, I said to my friend that you should have mentioned that one. And now you did.
apparently at some point the practice of taking people outside and beating them if they didn't submit a plea existed. It could have happened with Charles I, an english king tried with treason, when he refused to submit a plea, but nobody had the balls to beat up the king, even though he was on trial.
Shout-outs to St. Lawrence. He gave two middle fingers to (what I assume to be) one of the most powerful men on earth during the time, donated all the churches riches to the poor, and had the fucking balls to shout out a joke as he was tortured to death. That man wasn't just given the title of a saint, *he fucking earned it*
Patron saint of cooking and comedy. No, seriously.
@@0v_x0 what’s funny is that when I was in catholic school he was my saint for those two reasons. I was funny and I could cook so I chose him.
All martyrs earn it.
Buddy he likes Fortnite. He ain't no saint.
@@bungiecrimes7247 pov you get your facts on Wikipedia
The best part of the St Lawrence story is that, up until a few years ago, his annual feast day was celebrated outside the St Lawrence church in Florence with a communal BARBECUE.
-B
This is such a Blue comment
Hello Blue, good day to you, sir!
Yes
isn't he also the patron saint of cooking or something
Like how we in Australia have a Harold Holt swim centre. Holt went missing while swimming lmao
I'm still in love with the fact that Roald Dahl's last words were "ow fuck"
What's better is that his last words were supposed to some poetic beautiful whatever and then he was injected with morphine(?) to help him pass easier and THEN he said "ow, fuck" because of the injection and died
I think his last words were: "You know, I'm not afraid to go, it's just that I will miss you all so much" although I may be thinking of someone else
@@hihi-rc8bl that was definitely him
U wot mate
thats funny as fuck but also just a lil sad that his last words werent that poetic thing or whatever
Honestly probably going to be my last words. Lol.
Ironically, that last guy who went, "I'm done on this side. Turn me over." would eventually become the patron saint of cooks. Nice to know the Vatican has a sense of humor.
Yes, that was him! I think he also became the patron saint of humour as well.
Dear lord this is the worst Scam Bot I have seen in a while
@@nayla9353 Repent harlot
@@nayla9353 HERETICAL DAEMONS WILL NOT LAST
I know there's a thing about saints carrying the weapons they were killed with. I wonder if this is related to that.
Huggbees is the filling machine of our hearts.
So he...
Makes blood?
Or like does he just put mayonnaise in there so its technically not murder but is actually makeing a sandwich
blooood
Do you mean a rinsing machine?
And a rinsing machine of our... oh wait, not here
he playing elden ring too? damn everyone is lol
"It looks like we're going to have to pressure Gyles until he cooperates with us"
"Alright, how?"
"I said we PRESSURE him"
This man is based af
Sonic boom
"Capping machines are cool" -last words of unidentified Florida man before being beaten to death
deserved
On his gravestone "died proving there's no machine that's both a rinsing machine and filling machine at the same time" without realising a bath is both
@@nayla9353 no one loves you spam bot
@@nayla9353 *I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS*
@@Omnishredder *SCREAMS IN EVANGELISM*
It takes great strength owning up to your mistakes. I admire your bravery and courage to stand up and admit fault in front of billions of viewers. A man who lived in pursuit of personal growth, we'll write it on your tombstone.
“Tombstone”
“thump bone”
Like are you going to get extra pepperoni slices and spell it out on top of his tombstone pizza?
@@thankyou3444 "tombstone"
WhAt AbOut Brucee JenneNifeRr
He wears glasses to hide his tears while he is talking about the joke he missed
hehehehe tombstone
It should be noted St. Lorence is a patron saint of cooking. Which is wonderfully ironic.
And comedians IIRC.
let's appreciate the fact that his right earcup is just glued to his ear and not attached to his headphones
Ah, green screen shenanigans.
@@nayla9353 Real shit?!
Yes green screen glue is the best kind of glue
Was wondering if anyone else noticed LMAO
I noticed soon as the vid started lol this guy is incredible
10:55 this is actually a common misconception. Historians discovered in the handmaid's diary that she had written his final words and they're similar in tone but the content is quite different. His true final words were "GET OUT OF MY CAR. YOU ARE AT THE HOSPITAL. THE ADMINISTRATION IS _RIGHT HERE_ , GET IN THERE. GET. OUT. OF. MY. CAR. *NOW* "
And she replied "Sir, you're not to yell at me."
Goddamnit that was good
Straight up the best comment of my week
My car?
I forgot about this meme lol
James Dean lived by the motto, " live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpse." By the account I read, his last words were, "that guy has to stop. He's seen us," in reference to the driver of another car. A few seconds later, the two cars collided, Dean's moving at a high rate of speed. In the end, he lived fast and died young, but his corpse was kind of a mess.
And his car may or may not have been cursed
Then he became POTUS in an alternative universe
@@normalhuman9878 coursed to wander this mortal coil until it leaves a pretty corpse
he died how he lived.
*fast*
“You wanna be a panini?!” Killed me
I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got
i'm pretty sure the "death row inmate allergic to peanuts eats PB&J" story was from a Cyanide & Happiness comic.
Pretty sure I've seen a clip of it happening in one of those goofy, overblown NCIS/CSI-type crime shows, too.
:1
Yes it is!
I'm reminded of Richard Feynman: "I'd hate to die twice, it's so boring"
@@nayla9353 these will be my last words
Wasn't he talking about the Christian scripture? You're born once you die twice, you're born twice you die once?
Offensive to Sekiro.
This isn't a joke. My father died in 2014, his last words were 100% fitting to his personality. He was in a hospital bed and said "Fuck this shit hole fucking place." I was proud to be his son in the moment.
To go out with your character in tact is a blessing
based
Huggbees is so powerful that he can keep his earphones from falling off his head just by being funny
Be neat if at this point this series gets morphed into a series of weird and wacky things that happened in history
Check out Qxir's 'last moments' series. Similarly snarky humor, similar content. Just more Irish.
yep
Very moving intro, shows great character growth.
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
@@nayla9353 and these characters are grown.
The PB&J story is backed up by the Cyanide and Happiness web comics, known for portraying absolutely true stories and events.
His headset is greenscreening and it looks like a floating earphone lol
Found it! 😂 Was about to comment that
@@asdfghjklkjhgfdsa15 mate I spotted it straight away lmao
My favorite last words come from Osamu Tezuka. Tezuka is known as the godfather of manga and created hundreads of different series that are still loved to this day. He made comics even when in the hospital on his death bed. His nurse took his pen away, wanting him to rest, wich he responded with "Give that back. Im not finished" and then passed away
My new second favorite will now be Freddy Murcury saying Peepee
The pen was keeping him alive.
he was also one of the very first furries. absolute respect for this man
A man who would rather die and give all he has to others than to submit and give up. Now that's badass.
I met Huggbees at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Huggbees shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big How It's Actually Made fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Huggbees was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Frankfurt, to Shanghai, to the snorkeling in Boracay, Huggbees and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.
This isn't wattpad my dude
Who replaced the UA-cam comment section with wattpad?
This had me on the floor laughing as in...I am on the floor. Why did I finf this so funny? 😅
@@YurinanAcquiline because it’s a stupid fanfic
@@cheafmin1399 since gachaheat youtubers?
Giles Corey: More weight
The executioner: *cranks up the death metal*
Alexander Graham Bell’s last words in his death bed with his deaf wife was actually tap, tap, tap. Needless to say he had the best last words of anyone on their death bed
Actually, Alexander Graham Bell wasn't the first to invent the telephone, just the first to patent it. An Italian inventor made one 5 years before but was too poor to patent or go anywhere with it. And he only narrowly got his patent application into the patent office before another man who was also fileing the exact same day
Sad
elisha grey I think
I like how insanely quickly he goes from laughing about how everyone did research for him to talking about how no one researched 😂.
If you wanna cover a badass dude who said "no" to the face of death, look up wenceslao miguel. To avoid too many spoilers, he not only survived a firing squad, but also a point blank bullet to the head. He also has a cool song about him!
I remember being on death row. My last meal was a nice lime flavored jell-o made from the elixir of eternal life. Still can't believe they gave me strawberry. Those fucking monsters.
Strawberries are better than limes.
@@GregoryMom You monster!
@@The_Nonchalant_Shallot honestly, fuck limes they taste like 9/11
@@The_Nonchalant_Shallot you're the monster for hating strawberry flavor
How did you live?
"I am a fraud. I am a fake. I'm not worthy of your viewership."
Welp, time to go fullscreen.
i’m a huge, and HUGE Queen fan. And i only have something to say.
I would not be surprised if Freddie’s last words were indeed that.
I have no idea why, but I heard the opening line as: “I’m a frog.”
im glad you mentioned Giles in this video. if i knew you read comments, i would have said "more weight" on the last one of these. i discovered your channel through the fake how its made stuff, which is rad, but you're good at this kind of video and as someone who likes true crime / mystery etc channels, im glad to count you among them
imagine being his neighbor and never hearing the letter f again without flinching after moving out
Thank you for including Freddie Mercury’s last words of “Pee Pee.”
You let an obvious joke go by and so you made another video to mention it. That is amazing.
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
In Madrid, Spain, there's the Monastery of San Lorenzo del Escorial (Saint Lawrence in spanish). If you look at this building from the top, it is said to roughly have the shape of a grill. So even architects shared that morbid humour back in the day
6:00 i actually know the whole story of this guy. The reason he refused to plead guilty or not guilty wasn't to stall the trial, he knew as soon as he was arrested that he was going to die, but he had children at home and a large plot of land for farming. The way the law worked in this area at this time, if you were found guilty of witchcraft the local government took your property aka your children would not be allowed to inherit it. So by refusing to plead and getting pressed to death he avoided the trial and so was never officially sentenced and the government was not able to seize his property from his children.
Edit, oh you talked about this... welp....
Still worth repeating. What an absolute unit of a man.
After that insult of a first 4 minutes, I now want you to research the story of the bear that ate 15 million dollars worth of cocaine.
I'm... sorry? what the fuck?
Gonna need more context than that
This one is real. Pablo Escobear
They’re making a movie about it
@@rffrice they did
The last words of the german(Bavarian) Robber Mathias Kneißl, after he was told that his appeal for clemency was denied and he would be executed, which happened on a monday: "The week starts off great!" (ger.: Die Woche fängt ja gut an.) His last meal consisted of six glasses of beer.
Reminds me of how Einstein's last words were in Deutsch and his caretaker didn't speak that so nobody knows what he said
As soon as I noticed how the metal band of your headphones reflects the green-screen and disappears at certain angles, I can't look away. It looks like your right headphone is holding itself in place simply because it fears what you will do if it doesn't. Couldn't pay attention to the video after that. 10/10 amazing content.
Funniest part about General Sedgwick's last words is apparently he was cut off mid sentence, specifically dying on "this dist-"
I remember reading the crucible and reading for giles. This made me realize how badass i was reading that
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
Did not know that
Props to Huggbees for learning a single ASL sign for a joke.
Also thank you for showing me how fucking ridiculous the sign "no" looks in a farewell scenario.
"This is some dogshit weed." one of the best last words i've ever heard
So glad you brought up Giles Corey. Absolute fucking legend.
Thanks for the Tombstone story my dad spent his entire career in law enforcement including with the armed services as a Cid detective an M.P. and M.P. Instructor.
He lives in Wyoming too, he will very much appreciate this story, military people usually do °~•.☆.•~°
I straight up just assumed that you were making the tombstone joke by referencing it in the first place, and were just letting us feel smart and making the connection subtly
theres this greek guy named Chrysippus who died of laughter.
After finding out his donkey ate some figs he said (maybe out of shock of the situation because figs were imported and expensive) to his pupils “Oh don’t just stand there. Get him some (undiluted) wine to wash the figs down with” and he laughed so hard he fucking died
i just wanna point out how due to the greenscreen it looks like the left part of his headphones just looks like it's attached to the side of his head being held up by nothing
With your sense of humor, I think you'll like this one. A man named Yoshie Shiratori managed to break out of the Abashiri Prison... Using a bowl of soup. He was the only man to ever break out of that prison.
He also had three other very fun and uniquely creative prison escapes
What about Richard Richardson who asked for a rinsing machine as his last meal but got a filling machine instead
Hugbees and The Professor have made me care more about history than any of my history teachers ever could
“I ought to have been, among other things, a good poet”
- Thomas Lovell Beddoes
as a huge fan of fighting games I appreciate every FGC referenced you made
9:24
She was executed by 3 Dutch NAZI Officers
He censored it so I put it here so people know what he was saying,
Because censorship is annoying
i shall accept this apology but no more of this cheeky tomfoolery you hear!?!
edit:i checked freddie's last words and there are two of them "thank you" and "pee,pee!"before the sound of his bones breaking happend and he screamed in agony
Well that would suck.
@@seiyuokamihimura5082 that would suck people thinking you said pee pee before supposedly having a painful death
I didn't think you would get the tombstone joke, but I'm glad you surpass my expectations
11:58 Ngl oscar do be looking good
I spent so long thinking his headphones were broken and just defying gravity
12:50 probably the case, Graham Bell really hated deaf people
"Never get off the bus. Absolutely Goddamned right." - Buddy Holly, February 1959, one second before the plane crash.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Huggbees’ headphones look like they’re floating
Lol nice subtle use of green tape.
Andrew's lips match his shirt color
Theory: His shirt is made from his lips
*Only for fans over 18 years old* girl in perfect BODY G BUNNYGIRLSS.SITE ❤️ cup milk god & perfect erotic body constriction god Toro face transcendent beautiful sister like a famous model
tricks I do not know
Megan: "Hotter"
Hopi: "Sweeter"
Joonie: "Cooler"
Yoongi: "Butter
So with toy and his tricks, do not read it to him that he writes well mamon there are only to laugh for a while and not be sad and stressed because of the hard life that
is lived today.
Köz karaş: '' Taŋ kaldım ''
Erinder: '' Sezimdüü ''
Jılmayuu: '' Tattuuraak ''
Dene: '' Muzdak ''
Jizn, kak krasivaya melodiya, tolko pesni pereputalis.
Aç köz arstan
Bul ukmuştuuday ısık kün bolçu, jana arstan abdan açka bolgon.
Uyunan çıgıp, tigi jer-jerdi izdedi. Al kiçinekey koyondu wins taba algan. Al bir az oylonboy koyondu karmadı. '' Bul koyon menin kursagımdı toyguza albayt '' dep oylodu arstan.
Arstan koyondu öltüröyün dep jatkanda, bir kiyik tigi tarapka çurkadı. Arstan aç köz bolup kaldı. Kiçine koyondu emes, çoŋ kiyikti jegen jakşı dep oylodu. # 垃圾
They are one of the best concerts, you can not go but just seeing them from the screen, I know it was surprising
💗❤️💌💘
That last quote was the most badass thing I've ever heard o7
9:02 you got me there, that caught me off guard
my last words will be "before we continue with my death, i'd like to thank our sponsor, raid shadow legends"
Freddie's long-time assistant Peter Freestone shared that the last words Freddie ever said to him were: “Thank you.”
the church made that last man the patron saint of grilling for real
Just gotta say, you have a hilarious sense of humor. You're videos always put me in a good mood, thank you ^^
Huggbees really is like a rinsing machine to my brain.
I’m very much enjoying this series
“Outdone by a single man on his death-grill”
Dylan Thomas’s last words were “I’ve had 18 straight whiskeys…I think that’s the record.”
That's cool and all but can we talk about his left headphone's magic ability to just hold itself to his head without anything attaching it to the rest
This second in a series of MASTERFUL documentaries is the *RINSING MACHINE of FILLING MACHINES.*
missing that joke was a grave mistake
id like to imagine while hes talking about the whole matrix general thing when he says that he flies off theres just a little bar at the bottom saying "General John Sedgwick has turned on creative mode"
We had a local guy, years ago, I don't know his last words. But it was reported in the news that he offered to help them find his vein, for the lethal injection.
Can't help but feel this series might end up culminating in a hotline called "Are these real last words" or something
Mad respect for doing the research and disproving hoaxes
These videos are my new second favorite kinds, apart from how it’s made. Amazing.
Here’s an extra one for you: Charles Guiteau was executed for assassinating president Garfield, his final words were a song he wrote that morning and sung in a high falsetto as it was meant to be sung from the point of view from a child... right after throwing a fit that the orchestra he asked for to go along with it was a no show
I screamed 'Yes!' like Bison when I saw that title. I needed this!
11:13 - I read that in a book by Jim Hutton, and when I saw your last video on last words, I said to my friend that you should have mentioned that one. And now you did.
...that means if I'm convicted to death row, I could be the first man to eat a Bible
The headphones look like they float in most of the shots in the video.
*Dude in Skyrim* Last words: "I haven't got all morning." Last meal: a feckin axe
St Lawrence is my town's patron saint. He's also the patron saint of cooks and comedians - because Catholics are wild.
Ah, well, if he's off to play Elden Ring then we're not getting an upload for a couple months.
I'm so glad we could bond over acid reflux lmfao
Wait but did you hear about the death row inmate that ate a filling machine as his last meal?
My grandfather's last words were "Tell everyone I said something cool"
Lmfao.
"I shoot better!" (Bang!)
Slowly get worse was my favorite part of the video
So anyone else notice how the headset is green screened but his hair is fine?
apparently at some point the practice of taking people outside and beating them if they didn't submit a plea existed. It could have happened with Charles I, an english king tried with treason, when he refused to submit a plea, but nobody had the balls to beat up the king, even though he was on trial.
5:55 I guess you could say they pressured him into it.
Irony dictates, no, no they did not.
He's too powerful.
Best apology video ever