How To Be Cool At Parties
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
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Hi Huggbees
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Easiest way to be cool is to stand in the corner as everyone dances, drinking from a cup, knowing things they don’t know.
how are you everywhere 😭
I love this
based
I have a green cup at home and they probably don't
They don't know I'm just drinking water from this cup
whatever u do, do NOT pull ur weiner out, start doing the windmill and pretend its pulling u around like a propeller towards the other partygoers
worst mistake of my life
your mistake was not puting a pinwheel hat on it
@@asdasasdas3476i was scared it might fly away and went without, what i fool ive been
Rip to you but I'm built different
Your mistake was not singing "You Spin Me Right Round (Like A Record)."
I knew a guy who had a bunch of girls over for his birthday and one of them lifted her shirt so he felt emboldened to let the congregation see his birthday suit. people went gone immediately. drinkers got rides. it was awful immediately.
wasn't even hard
>accuses viewer of lying about not watching the video on a friday night
>doesn't release the video on a friday night
i trusted you
For a moment there I thought you weren't lying, you really are great at this!
damn, i had to check the date, you almost got me
ah, you made the usual Huggbees blunder: assume he was telling you anything factual at all
It’s ok. Everyone has a Dave Grohl moment
I was gonna say that
I usually just throw a bag of brown recluse spiders into the ceiling fan. Y'know, to spice things up.
Oh my God. I've been using beehives! This makes so much more sense
@@1WEareBUFO1spiders are much more fun
Wow, I’ve been using millipedes and air conditioning units but this seems a much better pace for parties
I break stink bomb capsules in my pockets and stand nonchalantly in the biggest crowd of people.
How big and what quakity is the bag? I feel like a walmart bag is just trashy and small but a full-size duffel bag is a little big.
How to be cool at a party:
walk up to the hottest woman there
"you know sonic the hedgehog?"
Ahem. I BELIEVE you mean, "Sonichu."
@@LindseyLouWho Ethier way if she doesn't immediately jump and start grinding on you on the spot, then your clearly too cool for her.
Idk whatbto reply but ik the ref
I really need to watch Scott Pilgrim, and this comment reminded me to do so
@@LindseyLouWhodo think Chris Chan is invited to any parties
Holy shit its the guy who hugs bees…and likes snowflame the cocaine powered super villain
Neither. It's a chocolate Mint.
But I thought it was a toy
I just can't believe it's not butter...
Lair of the White Worm is existentially radical and I refuse to believe that Mr. Bees would just sweep it under the rug like that if he’d have seen it.
Yep it was a riot.
I remember Earth girls are easy too well
and return of the living dead 3 and wishmaster 1 and 2
all of those are great bad movies
but yeah lair of the white worm deserves viewing
@Mister_Brown I'd argue 3 and 4 are more funny bad. Especially with that scene at the club in 4. A very power rangers villain performance right there. 1 have a little more competency with most of practical effects still looking good aside from a couple of cheap ones. Divoff was kind of underrated when it comes to horror movie villain performances. Lore is cool yet the execution is weird and inconsistent to its own established rules. 2 is a little more boring in comparison to be funny bad but it does have it's moments of confusing tonal moments. That is just my opinion though.
The D'ampton worm song from that film is stuck in my head.
I'm not even a full 5 seconds in, and I'm already being called a loser by a bearded man wearing cat ears and shades. . .this gonna be a good one.
3:39 “Silent Night Deadly Night, the movie everyone only knows because of one bit of 15-seconds”
*Shows a scene from the sequel, not the original*
though to be fair literally like two-thirds of Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2 is just trimmed down footage from the original so you may still be right via technicality lol
To be fair, movies 3, 4, and 5 are sequels to 2, he never said he was talking about the original movie.
Why is Silent Night, Deadly Night, a film franchise I have never seen any of, the thing I get a memory brainblast about like knowing about the murderer being an exposed brain zombie in a sequel and a dour, paint by numbers remake that took itself entirely too seriously...
@@leowilliamson1573 the first film did surprisingly well due to controversy so they milked it until there was nothing left
One or two of them aren’t even meant to be SNDN films and barely if at all mention Christmas
never thought i would see catgirl huggbees in my life
*checks goal off of bucket list*
That's cat MAN mind you
He's a catboy. Just wearing ears doesn't make you a girl.
hey, catboys exist
@@bcw1nc865 He's a cat and a legal guardian!
I could never be a loser, especially when the losers at Kroger offer me a job, and I apply, and then they never accept me.
And especially because I watch Huggbees.
You're thriving
As someone who's currently job hunting, the intro was too real.
Yeah same. And it's not a Friday night, it's a Tuesday afternoon
For real. Scam jobs and identity theft are scary threats when just trying to get a steady job
Same bro
it hurt lmao
@@jeremiahvires7864Silly you! It's Friday!
DVD is as old as VHS was when it was discontinued.
Don't do this to me
Blasphemy!!
I'm going to throw a VCR/DVD home entertainment system in your general direction. Beware.
D:
HD-DVD was defeated by Blu-Ray 16 years ago.
Jokes on you! The only parties I attend are family gatherings! This info has as much value to me as the difference between a capping machine and a topping machine!
Topping machine... hmmm... sounds fun...
@@darcydreaming6931 hate it when I go to the machine factory and all they have is bottoming machines
This topping machine sounds great but also makes me think about what would be the opposite? A bottoming machine? What would it do? Would it do anything?
@@wildfallz A topping machine dispenses toppings for various foods. A capping machine, on the other hand, caps the tops of containers for the foods.
@@aaronrivera2511 oh. I’m thinking now a bottoming machine would just sit there and do nothing.
Time traveler here, just checking out what life was like.
We ran out of graphite so pencils are pretty expensive these days, and the N64 Mini came out like 30 years ago.
I really miss when gaming wasn't pay by the minute.
Has ww3 happened in the future?
@@mathaijacob1345other time traveler here, no it hasn't but we did get cold war 2, so graviton armaggeadon is looking grim
@@endofpixel3712 "wait, was WWIII before or after Cold War I?"
"cold war _what"_
How the _fuck_ did y'all run out of fucking *_CARBON?!?!?!?_*
@@notmuch_23 EPA regulations.
This has to be the best Huggbees intro to date
*stands blankly in catboy attire for a solid 3 seconds*
"Why are you such a loser?"
you forgot the most reliable party trick:
disassociation
Disassociation is like half of your brain fast traveling to a later point in time, while the other half just sits there either confused, anxious, low, all three, or simultaneously trying to fast travel too by zoning out but it doesn't work no good cuz people start asking questions.
To be fair, Hamilton is also founding father fanfiction lol
Hey i'm 68 years old, i watch your videos to refresh my knowledge about filling machines, rinsing machines, and MOST IMPORTANTLY!!!!! capping machines
Let me introduce you to : can flipping machines
i was actually excited to read your comment for not even one second.
@@Iridescence.59 wow! Bless you friend. Today is a good day!
0:40 Yo how tf did you know
I know right
“Sometimes yourself just sucks” -huggbees 2024
I swear this man seas the nose out of pocket yet relatable things
Holy shit this man seas the nose out of pocket
Fr what could this mean
Fuck he sees the nose out of pocket
the nose
Time to roll the dice on this guy having dyslexia, horrid auto correct or there's a deeper joke in here somewhere!
The decoded sentence is "Says the most" for those that are completely stumped
I remember this from the RLM Wheel episode, where the guys were both unimpressed and confused, seemingly thinking of "teenage cool kids' parties" and not considering "young kids' birthday parties". Not that any of this would work for that audience, either, but at least younger children would be less likely to immediately read it for garbage.
Much appreciated to see the Audiovisual Identity Database mentioned in a Huggbees video :D (I'm an editor of the wiki)
WE EATING GOOD!!!
Thank you for your service 🙏💕
good shot m8
Exactly when I wanted to watch a Huggbees video a new one came out. Perfect.
Releases video on a Tuesday, accuses us all of being losers watching alone on a Friday night.
well not everyone watch videos at the moment they come out
@@the_cheese_grinder Caught
@@williamschoen5321 I surrender!!
I feel like Huggbees should talk about Warhammer 40,000, I can’t explain it, but I need it
Whenever I fire my not-gun, everyone starts screaming with excitement.
I'm the life of the party!
Malcolm Jamal Warner is just a crazy name
01:09 I thought it was condoms...
Watching Huggbees videos reminds me of when I would binge-read Seanbaby articles on Cracked in the late 2000's
pros:
- AVID mentioned
cons:
- hellofresh sponsor
(i have not actually watched the video i just skipped to the part where he mentions avid)
It was previously the CLG Wiki
I am certain the Washington silver dollar part was put right after the sponsorship to confuse people who skipped it.
Confused me, lol.
Now that'd be a good social experiment for Huggabees to do, akin to his How It's Actually Made prank for people who sleep to it. Start a sponsor read and then switch gears and request people make a bizarre comment. _That_ would actually get and confuse a lot of people considering how many people instantly skip ahead upon hearing sponsor talk, lol
Most replayed part of most youtube videos is of course right after the sponsor for a reason.
5:06 - I really REALLY thought there was gonna be a ‘I see dead people joke here’. The whisper the guy does is identical to the start of Not Like Us.
31:33 - 1980s standup comic Bob Nelson built an entire career on doing this exact thing. (Well, that and sticking balloons under his shirt at the shoulders and pretending to be a mentally challenged person.) Proof positive that the '80s were a steaming pile of total uncoolness.
"This hand gesture is not that, is it?"
Someone's clearly got some muscle memory, Huggbis.
I am a loser because I always have been. Gotta lean into what you are good at!
Very green of you
This radiates "I am cringe and that's not based" energy.
Be the best
Me: Why does Huggbees look like that?
Hugbees: Why are you such a loser?
Me: Damn ok man I'm sorry 💀
It would make more sense to title footage "why mimes and drunks are often thrown out of parties".
8:22 reminds me of my favorite general maxim: "Nothing is so useless as a general maxim." -Thomas Macaulay
Thank you, Mr Pringle
I had a teacher who called me this.
Lmao
Lmao my mangers name is Mr Pringle
@@DeadRider88lol
13:17 World's first Hamilton fan
he reincarnated into lmm
as a longtime Between the Lions viewer I will not stand for this besmirching of Fred Newman, the only man to ever become MORE popular through doing mouth sound effects
Time traveller from 2064 here,
1. yes, we use apple pencils. All wooden pencils are obsolete
2. No. We are planning WW3 against Nintendo for this tragedy.
Anyways, we’ll see you in 2064! ❤
HOLY SHIT HUGGBEES CAT EARS
WE WIN
🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
Now I'm waiting for the video where he interviews all the 55-64 year old viewers
Huggbees, have you started to learn programming? I couldn't help but notice your cat ears.
I’m from 2064 and I’m sad to say that your videos were lost in the Great Collapse of 2039. We had to invent time travel to come back and enjoy your video evidence of the pencil trick. It’s “kickin balls to the walls awesome” as we say in 2064
14:41 i dont have anything witty to say other than i am obsessed with how mr. huggbees is still wearing sunglasses even upside down with his eyes off the screen. truly proof that the sunglasses are a part of his face
He's also wearing a second pair of sunglasses normally.
The Potomac is 10 minutes away, therefore I will be buying 100 silver dollars
-releases video on a Tuesday
-calls people lame for watching it on a Friday
-doesn’t explain further
This guy is cool as hell
I'm gonna watch this every time I'm at a party I don't want to be at so I can dissociate and pretend I'm at home on a Friday night alone
Me drinking 5 liters of Sex on Beach and then violently piking for two hours just to chug vodka from the bottle 10 minutes later while my buddy bearly walking locked himself in trunk if his own car says that i know how to be cool at parties
It's possible that it's three different parties, I don't remember much
Hello. I am currently living in the year 2064 with my pet Salmon, LB. To answer your first question Mr. Huggbees, we have recently invented the ouroboros pencil: the pencil that recycles itself into a brand new pencil after every single use. As for your second question, they just recently released a new Nintendo 64 console, that plays Splatoon 64 by default. Hope that helps you, Mr. Huggbees.
Can confirm, put your channel videos on my resume.
Just have literally any drug. The harder the drug, the cooler you are in the party scene
the 65+ people are probably a majority of people who were kids when they made their account and picked like 1891 as their birth year
I felt physical, actual revulsion at these party tricks. If I ever felt anxiety like nobody likes me and everyone just wants me to leave, this guide is sure to make even my best friends actually think that.
Here from 2064.
1: Yes, we still have pencils after big pencil bought off congress and made word docs illegal.
2: No, Nintendo rounded up every vintage console using mercenary death squads in 2048 and destroyed them so it is now literally impossible to play retro Nintendo games.
Here from 2189, in 2152 a peoples revolution overthrew the six decade long reign of world domination by Nintendo. They found their Svalbard vault of retro consoles and they were reverse engineered and distrubited to to the masses.
What happened to completely legal means of acquiring games online, and by that I mean emulation
Meh, I'm ok standing in the corner awkwardly drinking a Shirley temple
So hey guys I’m entering high school soon! I’m so glad you covered some of these goofy tricks just on time for me to show off to make new friends! I’m sure we’ll have oodles and boodles of fun during recess and snack time!
IIRC The Guy Game wasn't just banned for nudity in the game but also because some of the actors were underage
Really fucked up
Catching up with Huggbees is my favorite way to spend my Friday nights, which it definitely is right now as I'm watching this.
Last time i was this early, my sperm donor was civilly dead
What 😮
@@1WEareBUFO1 I think they meant 'clinically'.
0:44 But it’s not Friday night. I’m not lying!
Your lying.
Yeah yeah, sure it isn't.
It's is Tuesday night... Unless my calendar, and phone are lying to me?
@@mrglazeddonut4118 They are lying to you
Out of all the videos Huggbees has made, of which he was very much qualified to do. I believe this is the video he is by far the most qualified to do. I cannot imagine a world where Huggbees is not cool at parties.
Ha! Bold of you to assume that I attend parties
Being an autistic comedian, know that I'm delighted that this seems like a joke, but I'm being literal and honest. I don't remember seeing this movie, but I remember the affect it had on me, making me an even more annoying little shit back when I wanted to be a magician back in the 80s and being one of the people you were making fun of, I'd like to thank you for your service, Hugbies. You made me cry in the best way and laugh hard. I appreciate it. Also, keep the random facts and info coming, brother. Nurds need comedy too..
I’m the coolest person of all time
I found you, faker!
29:27 a Actual Cool cartoon fox in the Background
I genuinely questioned if it was Friday for a second because I didn’t think it was possible for Hugbees to say anything untrue
The man shifted the time-space continuum so no matter what, as long as you're watching this video, it's Friday
He still hasn't said anything untrue. It's Friday somewhere!
I’m so glad the “How to Be Cool” video didn’t come out tomorrow 💀💀
Instructions unclear; Resume in flames.
And here I thought I was supposed to run naked through subzero temperatures, screaming defiance and beating my chest until nature smites me for my hubris.
I had a very weird feeling that i recognized that blonde guy at 24:25 from a children's show called Between The Lions, and I just looked up the cast to see if it is, and it indeed is Fred Newman.
I'm not 65 but I think some bored old folks saw your fake how-its-made vids and got hooked
Catgirl Huggbees is what I needed today. Thank you
We all did
I’m so glad the goth rave fashion style has cycled back around to being cool, half of my closet was getting cobwebs on it, thank you for saving my closet Sir Huggbees!
I never thought I’d see Huggbees cover the same content as Chadtronic, but here we are
Good advice at the end. Genuinely, if you can ask relevant questions in conversations and remember people's names, you're fine. If you know like, three things about a wide variety of stuff? Even better. Hell, if you know almost any five things about the law, you can avoid 99% of jury duty!
I needed this video in high school.
as someone watching this on a friday night at 11:22pm, you are correct
4:16 This is a certified AVID moment
for real
Huggbees it’s Tuesday, this came out 2 hours ago. WHERE IN THE HELL DID YOU GET FRIDAY FROM .
"goddamn it bill you know ive got nothing better than my giant head row set piece routine"
-Huggbees 2024
He puked rainbow lasers at the end because he just realized somebody's grandparents watch him on the regular.
36:20 is actually the best advice I’ve ever heard out of any how to social video
This better be an analysis of that one Wheel of the Worst video tape from Redlettermedia
37:00 I feel personally attacked
“Oh hey a new Huggbees Video, can’t wait to watch-“
Huggbees: “Why are you such a loser”
“…..Not the worst thing to happen today”
1:00 read the date.
?
This is kind of like brutalmoose if he beat up homeless people and drank gasoline.
23:42
Columbo mentioned!!!
Mentioning Columbo in any capacity is cooler than everything in that VHS tape combined lol
Everywhere I go. I see your face
@@Chaotic_evil_duck
And I'm sure I've told you that I get that a lot lol.
If we've come across each other this many times, then you must have some good taste!
What's your discord? I think we could be friends!
Being cool at parties? I got all the cool I need with my sick Hawaiian shirt!
6:30 hes devolving
How does he know this is a Friday night where I’m not at a party I know is happening rn
Why would I ever need to be cool at parties, when I could go just a few Isles down and get the VHS classic, Rent A Friend. That tape (and Huggbees) will be all the interaction I'll ever need!
I showed an old lady I work with your train video and she loved it. Pretty sure she's one of you 65+ subscribers.
34:45 - no way he circled all the way back around to "be yourself" lmao
I don’t have to stress about wether I look cool at parties, because I don’t get invited to any at all