What Does Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Smell Like

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  • @blake8675
    @blake8675 4 роки тому +25964

    charlie looks like an NPC that would give missions in a tony hawk game

  • @ed5305
    @ed5305 4 роки тому +21576

    "Light a match, smell my snatch" - probably Gwyneth Paltrow

  • @luismt7542
    @luismt7542 4 роки тому +7616

    So this is what Stark Industries started selling after Tony died

    • @adolfojp
      @adolfojp 4 роки тому +355

      They had to sell something after shutting down the weapons division.

    • @vipsvipsa1330
      @vipsvipsa1330 4 роки тому +45

      He died? Wtf

    • @SCVM_BXG
      @SCVM_BXG 4 роки тому +4

      Bruh 🤣🤣

    • @aprilgaudette7327
      @aprilgaudette7327 4 роки тому +157

      Vips Vipsa it’s been so long since the movie came out that’s on you

    • @crspy3469
      @crspy3469 4 роки тому +1

      @@aprilgaudette7327 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @anthonyboerrigter6751
    @anthonyboerrigter6751 4 роки тому +7188

    this man looked monetization in the eyes and gave it the middle finger

  • @DokaRyan
    @DokaRyan 4 роки тому +5112

    When a $75 candle comes with the label slightly angled, I've got questions.

    • @WilliamBonka
      @WilliamBonka 4 роки тому +39

      DokaRyan I like your mustache

    • @calebf612
      @calebf612 4 роки тому +82

      @@WilliamBonka I like your cooter candle

    • @Kyogoto
      @Kyogoto 4 роки тому +17

      I like your mustache

    • @user-lq1dk6gr3p
      @user-lq1dk6gr3p 4 роки тому +22

      @@Kyogoto I like your cooter candle

    • @andrewm2786
      @andrewm2786 4 роки тому +11

      @@user-lq1dk6gr3p I like your mustache

  • @joshuak4553
    @joshuak4553 4 роки тому +6460

    Charlie opens the container, puts his face above the unlit candle and takes a deep whiff. He then looks back up at the camera with a halfway corroded face

  • @Dr0dd
    @Dr0dd 4 роки тому +6601

    "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined"

  • @brandymcnamee9936
    @brandymcnamee9936 4 роки тому +3786

    Imagine being the chemist who had to recreate eau de Gwyneth Paltrow's vagoo...

    • @Skullsoversins
      @Skullsoversins 4 роки тому +132

      VAGOO LMAOOO

    • @minjaarsic3327
      @minjaarsic3327 4 роки тому +225

      imagine going into work and finding out you're gonna have to sniff gwyneths pussy, probably many times in order to get the scent just right. I'd imagine the goop laboratories started needing those suicide nets they have in the apple factories

    • @evakekic2192
      @evakekic2192 3 роки тому +8

      @@minjaarsic3327 r u joking? coz i think people actually think it smells like it ....

    • @damsxlette
      @damsxlette 3 роки тому +2

      OMFG 💀💀💀

    • @kitsunelee007
      @kitsunelee007 3 роки тому +6

      I'd called in dead
      Or say I have COVID-19 and when I am forced to come back walk in with a cyanide pill.

  • @norz6549
    @norz6549 4 роки тому +1810

    Charlie needs to host a Fleshlight Slapping Olympics and offer this sacred torch as first prize.

    • @vicenteramirez4781
      @vicenteramirez4781 4 роки тому +57

      Instead of the giant torch they run around the city, he gets a stripper to run down his street with the candle

    • @falconmanrammer5188
      @falconmanrammer5188 4 роки тому +5

      You deserve way more likes.

    • @epicgamerman3044
      @epicgamerman3044 4 роки тому +3

      Officer? yes that comment right here

    • @mace2394
      @mace2394 4 роки тому

      I would nut watching that

  • @judahk.armour3262
    @judahk.armour3262 4 роки тому +2388

    He’s downplaying the candle so he can have it all to himself

    • @diamondrino8786
      @diamondrino8786 4 роки тому +17

      His brain is bigger than Einstein‘s

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 4 роки тому +5

      @@diamondrino8786 Considering he's been dead for about 65 years, I doubt he has much of a brain left.

    • @stalebread570
      @stalebread570 4 роки тому +12

      @@falsetitle6940 his brain was preserved

    • @falsetitle6940
      @falsetitle6940 4 роки тому +6

      @@stalebread570 I thought you were joking but I looked it up and I was surprised to find that it's true.

  • @willfox2121
    @willfox2121 4 роки тому +3068

    I am truly terrified to see what Amazon has in the “Recommended For You” section for Charlie.

    • @willfox2121
      @willfox2121 4 роки тому +114

      Wait why was this in MY recommended?

    • @sircartier3571
      @sircartier3571 4 роки тому +7

      E-Hero Stratos 💀💀💀😂

    • @Josh0205
      @Josh0205 4 роки тому +1

      Poiuy Yuiop judging by the fact that you called him by name, im assuming you’re subscribed or watch a bunch of his videos. ...which would be why it’s in your recommended

    • @brandonveltri2825
      @brandonveltri2825 4 роки тому +7

      Fleshlights and vagina candles apparently

    • @zombietgd5901
      @zombietgd5901 4 роки тому +4

      @@Josh0205 you do realize he's talking about charlie's recommended and not his

  • @mintberry3164
    @mintberry3164 4 роки тому +5686

    "thats the smell you're gunna... smell like. soon."
    my panties just hit the floor

    • @Starlight-by3cf
      @Starlight-by3cf 4 роки тому +98

      ...

    • @raytraxdtm
      @raytraxdtm 4 роки тому +58

      lmfao

    • @katelyn888
      @katelyn888 3 роки тому +11

      🤣😂

    • @NeovenatorGuy
      @NeovenatorGuy 3 роки тому +8

      @@Bear-pw7nu you don’t know that lmao

    • @ReaganKimberley
      @ReaganKimberley 3 роки тому +151

      @@NeovenatorGuy I'd put my life savings on it, women on the internet don't exist, and even if they did I doubt they would comment that.

  • @ImTheGibby
    @ImTheGibby 4 роки тому +4949

    **Sniffs**
    **Tries not to gag**
    It smells earthy

  • @ironwolf3319
    @ironwolf3319 4 роки тому +7134

    People in the 60s: "We'll have flying cars in the future!"
    2020: *Vagina Candle*

  • @whatamor7811
    @whatamor7811 4 роки тому +7806

    Idk who this guy is, just popped up on my recommendation, and..... I’m not disappointed

  • @jakle0267
    @jakle0267 4 роки тому +5329

    Parts of his video even made it to German TV.

    • @raviolimood
      @raviolimood 4 роки тому +473

      Yeah it did, not sure if the German translations were accurate though cause like
      Well

    • @thinbluelinesupporter4157
      @thinbluelinesupporter4157 4 роки тому +75

      What parts?

    • @ZetoXiV
      @ZetoXiV 4 роки тому +61

      Send the link plz I wanna see

    • @tinygreenguy968
      @tinygreenguy968 4 роки тому +12

      Link??

    • @DARKVERGILIUS
      @DARKVERGILIUS 4 роки тому +1310

      @@tinygreenguy968 I searched for hours and actually managed to find it:
      m.ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @ZetoXiV
    @ZetoXiV 4 роки тому +3965

    “Smells like disappointment” just as I expected

    • @drwhite7285
      @drwhite7285 4 роки тому +10

      What do you expect, her vigina is filled with Cobwebs.

    • @EllieUltra
      @EllieUltra 4 роки тому +32

      Vaginas shouldn’t really have much of a smell. She should really see a gynecologist ASAP.

    • @anthonywilliams2557
      @anthonywilliams2557 4 роки тому +1

      @@EllieUltra lol that's what I was thinking

    • @ratsnroplive6380
      @ratsnroplive6380 4 роки тому +6

      @@EllieUltra tell my old lady that I've been telling her to dooouche out for ever.
      Stanky

    • @cmotdibbler4454
      @cmotdibbler4454 4 роки тому +1

      I was expecting Billingsgate market on an afternoon in July.

  • @justanedit001
    @justanedit001 4 роки тому +10336

    2019: Gamer Girl Bath Water
    2020: Vagina Candle
    2021: Period Toothpaste

  • @hughmungus1809
    @hughmungus1809 4 роки тому +3856

    *Charlie's gf busting through his door after sensing another female's smell*

    • @TristanAD_
      @TristanAD_ 4 роки тому +8

      aueo

    • @Nico-xx3ml
      @Nico-xx3ml 4 роки тому +95

      she was in the room

    • @s0lid232
      @s0lid232 4 роки тому +18

      LMAO *_another_*

    • @Sooyush
      @Sooyush 4 роки тому +2

      @@Nico-xx3ml was she in video?

    • @littlewolf34219
      @littlewolf34219 4 роки тому +32

      Your profile picture is perfect for thst

  • @rishithegray9559
    @rishithegray9559 4 роки тому +637

    i am so glad smells cannot be digitized and sent over the internet

    • @eduardochavacano
      @eduardochavacano 3 роки тому +20

      whoa, are you a prophet and is that your way of warning how much dumber society will get. That might just happen. But i think fast food will start that first.

    • @Turtleproof
      @Turtleproof 3 роки тому +4

      Your comment now has 69 likes as of April Fool's 2021. *TOOT!*

    • @selinaperveen4049
      @selinaperveen4049 3 роки тому +2

      😱 omg!!

    • @mckinzibrown9701
      @mckinzibrown9701 3 роки тому +3

      Don't jinx us

    • @JadeEyes1
      @JadeEyes1 3 роки тому +2

      Just wait....

  • @mewtje3095
    @mewtje3095 4 роки тому +2203

    Imagine being in a coma for 10 years and waking up to this mess and a vagcandle.

    • @liamheafey
      @liamheafey 4 роки тому +139

      the aroma that pulled me from the coma

    • @ethanwoods9571
      @ethanwoods9571 4 роки тому +13

      @@liamheafey My god this comment is golden

    • @joanignasi91
      @joanignasi91 4 роки тому +10

      I'd be ready to embrace my coronavirus/WW3 future

    • @CurryOnRice
      @CurryOnRice 4 роки тому +16

      @@liamheafey the smell that woke me to a living hell

    • @wudupfammm8555
      @wudupfammm8555 4 роки тому

      +1 vagcandle

  • @bojackhorseman555
    @bojackhorseman555 4 роки тому +1730

    "The answer: disappointment". This man is a hero.

    • @armyshope
      @armyshope 3 роки тому

      I would be disappointed too If I was at his place

    • @DA-eu9zm
      @DA-eu9zm 3 роки тому

      Spoilers!!

  • @gabedogen
    @gabedogen 4 роки тому +1359

    I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually emailed her manager, in fact I bet he did

    • @DanielSallery
      @DanielSallery 4 роки тому +53

      gabedogen he definitely did

    • @velmacrutch9480
      @velmacrutch9480 4 роки тому +30

      100% he did

    • @metalheadblues
      @metalheadblues 4 роки тому +25

      The delivered that line with a straight face 😂

    • @soccerismylife126
      @soccerismylife126 4 роки тому +24

      metalheadblues has he ever delivered a line without a straight face 😂😂

    • @metalheadblues
      @metalheadblues 4 роки тому +3

      @@soccerismylife126 true.

  • @XhyRobtic
    @XhyRobtic 4 роки тому +322

    It's so baffling how this woman has had such a big and successful role in the MCU but is like the most insane, biggest scammer irl.

    • @HangTimeDeluxe
      @HangTimeDeluxe 3 роки тому +16

      Yes, but, it is okay to part a fool from their money. The lesson is to not be a fool.

    • @alesharks5135
      @alesharks5135 2 роки тому +1

      Wtf does mcu have to do with it lol

    • @sabrinarosario6499
      @sabrinarosario6499 2 роки тому +5

      @@alesharks5135 maybe because she has a big role in MCU and people actually liked her character. So when they see the actual actress and see that she’s nuts, it kinda throws you for a loop. She is part of a big cash cow and could have just milked that cow for all that’s worth and she decided to go the… Goop way.

    • @the-engneer
      @the-engneer 2 роки тому

      @@sabrinarosario6499 The MCU has been quite the cash cow in and of itself

    • @triksters24
      @triksters24 Рік тому

      ​@@HangTimeDeluxe nice victim blaming bro

  • @justaguy12345
    @justaguy12345 4 роки тому +2120

    "Smells like if you went to a buffet, but all the food had stayed out for way too long."
    So... a buffet.

    • @Ikmaakjekapot
      @Ikmaakjekapot 4 роки тому +15

      justaguy12345 yupppp kinda how it works yeah lol

    • @jerrygeorge312
      @jerrygeorge312 4 роки тому +11

      As I read ur comment, he said rhat

    • @consicedisc6961
      @consicedisc6961 4 роки тому +2

      i was scrolling and he said this right as i saw the comment

    • @aitorjimenez2705
      @aitorjimenez2705 4 роки тому +2

      Unless you go at peak time and all the food is fresh

    • @trequor
      @trequor 4 роки тому

      Cr1tiKal has a weird relationship with food

  • @1caaru5
    @1caaru5 4 роки тому +1267

    Imagine reading this title 10 years ago.. just imagine the chaos.

  • @KingBongHogger
    @KingBongHogger 4 роки тому +4870

    At this point I can't tell if Gwyneth Paltrow is trolling everyone or if she's genuinely friggin' loony.

    • @sorrychangedmyusername3594
      @sorrychangedmyusername3594 4 роки тому +486

      I can't believe Tony Stark's wife has cooter candle.

    • @graybirdynamnam
      @graybirdynamnam 4 роки тому +93

      I'm there with you :D. I guess it's a business and making money is the priority. how do you market yourself? make people notice you and most importantly surprise them. in this world we live in its pretty hard to do but her team kind of managed it. also I think out of all the weird stuff the candle is not that weird cuz I think it's supposed to be like a joke, like one of those I'm menstruating t shirts.. on the website it doesn't say that it smells like HER vagina

    • @TathD
      @TathD 4 роки тому +74

      She's a loony with fame and money.

    • @Daxter-hl7dw
      @Daxter-hl7dw 4 роки тому +55

      I mean it's kinda ingenious, Natural Medicine is a trending subject with the upper class and some Middle class so why not give them what they want and have some weird fun with it. And all the sexual objects obviously attract weirdos.

    • @fyr3st0rm65
      @fyr3st0rm65 4 роки тому +29

      no she's the real deal, pseudoscience is a hell of a drug

  • @seudcube
    @seudcube 3 роки тому +61

    Me and my grandma laughed our asses off cause of this video. My grandma loves Charlie and its nice to have something to watch with her that we both like. Thanks Charlie

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому +12

      Idk why but I just love thinking of a grandma watching him

    • @seudcube
      @seudcube 2 роки тому +14

      @@OrigamiAhsoka I know it's weird but fucking awesome that his comedy can reach that far

    • @cooler5827
      @cooler5827 2 роки тому +7

      That's fucking awesome that your grandma likes Charlie.

  • @TrippyTulipz493
    @TrippyTulipz493 4 роки тому +1864

    Finally, a novelty item that Tony Stark would love buying.

  • @Symora
    @Symora 4 роки тому +1195

    This is the reason Tony Stark wears the mask

  • @Stitchpuppy01
    @Stitchpuppy01 4 роки тому +3783

    I'm sorry, "restocked?" As in, it sold out? As in, people bought it?
    Why is this the planet I live on

    • @lannisterfilth
      @lannisterfilth 4 роки тому +253

      Let's not get dissapointed. Maybe people bought them out of curiosity and not genuine like.

    • @Craze_1209
      @Craze_1209 4 роки тому +2

      Stitchpuppy01 because it is

    • @Hives511
      @Hives511 4 роки тому +303

      *Have you learned nothing from last year's bathwater incident?*

    • @TransistorBased
      @TransistorBased 4 роки тому +32

      I'd buy it because it's fucking funny

    • @raidenshat5206
      @raidenshat5206 4 роки тому +11

      Yet I can’t sell shit people want 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @nosky2142
    @nosky2142 3 роки тому +464

    “I needed this bio weapon”
    He knew...

    • @materialgirl1585
      @materialgirl1585 3 роки тому +14

      Oh shoot he sort of predicted the future. Who knew the candle exploded

    • @marktime7692
      @marktime7692 3 роки тому

      Context?

    • @Gri-m
      @Gri-m 3 роки тому +4

      @@marktime7692 The candles explode!

    • @Nai-qk4vp
      @Nai-qk4vp 3 роки тому +2

      @@marktime7692 The candles explode and therefore the joke is that they caused the coronavirus pandemic.

    • @NagoBust
      @NagoBust 3 роки тому

      @@Nai-qk4vp thats just wild go touch some grass

  • @zetazane
    @zetazane 4 роки тому +243

    This is the most important video you have posted. Thank you.

    • @zerotwo6409
      @zerotwo6409 4 роки тому

      Another darling fan I see?

  • @Tombomb615
    @Tombomb615 4 роки тому +1734

    Can’t believe we didn’t get a moist meter rating on this candle

  • @hayleycakes3435
    @hayleycakes3435 4 роки тому +1839

    now i hope she sells one called "Chris Martins Ballsack" it would truly be the best thing Coldplay put out in years.

  • @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187
    @howthefrickismynameiorgjso7187 4 роки тому +133

    2:16 that wink was the most masculine thing I have ever witnessed.

    • @knightflare4595
      @knightflare4595 3 роки тому +4

      Oh hey your profile pic looks like drawn greaten

    • @vaneskk9274
      @vaneskk9274 3 роки тому +7

      @@knightflare4595 nah kinda looks like curtains corner

    • @obossumz2100
      @obossumz2100 3 роки тому +1

      @@vaneskk9274 jarby jogsim

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 2 роки тому

      That’s the smell you’re gonna smell like… soon…

  • @jakehobey1346
    @jakehobey1346 4 роки тому +2481

    Gwyneth's candle is just a grown womans rendition of Bella's bath water...

    • @giasharie274
      @giasharie274 4 роки тому +22

      This is so underrated

    • @hellgal88
      @hellgal88 4 роки тому

      True🔥

    • @HazelEyes485
      @HazelEyes485 4 роки тому +9

      *Belle Delphine

    • @thenarrator1921
      @thenarrator1921 3 роки тому +8

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 Gwyneth probably got horny fan harassment even before Belle "Simp Lord" Delphine was even born, so I completely understand

    • @Moodymongul
      @Moodymongul 3 роки тому +6

      apparently; penguinz0 has managed to procure around 73% of Belle's bath water.
      He keeps it stored in an Icelandic, deep freeze, underground DNA storage facility.
      unfreezing a small vial, every year or so. For strategic gargling purposes

  • @blakewelker7139
    @blakewelker7139 4 роки тому +936

    Holy shit, he actually ordered it. I didn't think he was serious.

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 роки тому +16

      CritiKal doesn't bluff on these things

    • @TheHonestSage
      @TheHonestSage 4 роки тому +21

      Charlie mastered the way of the fleshlight. There is nothing this man cannot and will not do.

    • @DannyHsn
      @DannyHsn 4 роки тому +1

      *daddy is always serious*

    • @FracturedDMR
      @FracturedDMR 4 роки тому +2

      You aren't alone

    • @alexmuratore95
      @alexmuratore95 4 роки тому +5

      First rule of fight club?
      Dont underestimate your boy Charlie

  • @Bianca-mb2yn
    @Bianca-mb2yn 4 роки тому +3220

    I wish there was a ''Charlies ballsack'' scented candle

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 4 роки тому +122

      perish

    • @samjames6714
      @samjames6714 4 роки тому +199

      I would sell every light in my house to replace them with Charlie ball candles

    • @bigdapramirez6157
      @bigdapramirez6157 4 роки тому +97

      Lol with a pubic hair wick from Charlie himself

    • @chriscrossapplethots
      @chriscrossapplethots 4 роки тому +28

      We can work something out I suppose.

    • @chuuchuu1503
      @chuuchuu1503 4 роки тому +37

      @@bigdapramirez6157 colored with his very own dick cheese

  • @kingofthefall.1117
    @kingofthefall.1117 4 роки тому +188

    “It doesn’t smell natural”
    I’m dead.

  • @doshwopitout
    @doshwopitout 4 роки тому +701

    Scientists have waited thousands of years until this moment

    • @mtias4563
      @mtias4563 4 роки тому

      Reddit Scientists

    • @teaI..
      @teaI.. 4 роки тому +2

      You mean "for this moment"??

    • @taylormaughan7428
      @taylormaughan7428 4 роки тому

      @@mtias4563 dumb shit scientists

    • @FritzHitz
      @FritzHitz 4 роки тому

      Xiibo 😂

    • @hyperult3810
      @hyperult3810 4 роки тому

      scientists waited thousands of years.
      ight

  • @unitedstatesofamerica5144
    @unitedstatesofamerica5144 4 роки тому +7017

    He looks like Keanu Reeves crack Attict brother, Quinoa Leaves.

  • @kingsarues1586
    @kingsarues1586 4 роки тому +1820

    Charlie try’s to contain his gag reflex earlier in the video. “This isn’t the worst smell.”

  • @originsdecoded3508
    @originsdecoded3508 4 роки тому +201

    she has another version of candle that actually smells like fish, i believe that to be more accurate.

    • @bokibo87
      @bokibo87 3 роки тому +5

      Perhaps like a tuna fish???

    • @richardhayling4339
      @richardhayling4339 3 роки тому +2

      No more like old trout

    • @richardhayling4339
      @richardhayling4339 3 роки тому +4

      @Dirk Diggler why do you think mermaids are half beautifully woman and below the waist she is half fish…..lol

    • @originsdecoded3508
      @originsdecoded3508 3 роки тому

      @BiggGodd how! its like resisting the ocean. Plenty of fish marmaids.

  • @Rebos069
    @Rebos069 4 роки тому +1202

    1970: we will have flying cars in the future
    2020: **vagina smelling candles**

    • @doctordex272
      @doctordex272 4 роки тому +5

      that was supposed to be 5 years ago lol

    • @maeking5268
      @maeking5268 4 роки тому +1

      So the cooch is the one who smells the candle?

    • @hwhaht
      @hwhaht 4 роки тому +2

      @@maeking5268 indeed

    • @Hei-BK201
      @Hei-BK201 4 роки тому

      @Owen Marble fuck you too

    • @UnKnown59261
      @UnKnown59261 4 роки тому

      You made me cough water out the nose. Ha!!!

  • @jibbdaorange3831
    @jibbdaorange3831 4 роки тому +573

    "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?" - Spy Kids 2

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 4 роки тому +1

      I’m no loon

    • @gregzorn1905
      @gregzorn1905 4 роки тому +1

      Facts straight from the Gobi desert

    • @rattragedy
      @rattragedy 4 роки тому

      Doctor Romero in specific

  • @conradchester
    @conradchester 4 роки тому +1416

    "A date with markiplier?"
    Nahhhhh *A date with penguinz0*

    • @funnyfunnyvalentine7991
      @funnyfunnyvalentine7991 4 роки тому +38

      Only if you let him make a candle that smells like youur coot

    • @freedomNLG
      @freedomNLG 4 роки тому +2

      Yes.

    • @NYCTO7
      @NYCTO7 4 роки тому +1

      Real shit 😁

    • @meyerlxmon
      @meyerlxmon 4 роки тому +2

      As long as there's a vagina candle, i dont care who i date

    • @Aya_02571
      @Aya_02571 4 роки тому +3

      Way better.

  • @taiyorenai7690
    @taiyorenai7690 3 роки тому +38

    I am in love with how artistic Charlie is in describing the candle and his disappointment with it

  • @vondragonnoggin
    @vondragonnoggin 4 роки тому +2957

    Next up from Goop: “This smells like a toilet after a fat person dropped a huge dookie, then sprayed Lysol in excess amounts”

    • @getlitskoden
      @getlitskoden 4 роки тому +36

      Intense

    • @nickcoker5489
      @nickcoker5489 4 роки тому +48

      It’s just gonna be lemon pledge mixed with ammonia and bleach. Refreshing 👌

    • @blackenedizzycore
      @blackenedizzycore 4 роки тому +9

      Gwyneth Paltrow hates fat people lmao, this is some weird alternate healing type shit, not progressive dumbassery

    • @enricohocho
      @enricohocho 4 роки тому +6

      yo it smells wayyy worse when a vegetarian shakedrinker left the farthouse

    • @Final_unicorn
      @Final_unicorn 4 роки тому +10

      It'll be the exact same candle.

  • @bigfroggy22
    @bigfroggy22 4 роки тому +2767

    They can't even put the label on the candle straight yet they charge $75 what a joke

    • @Abc86aik
      @Abc86aik 4 роки тому +163

      the real joke is the people buying it

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +68

      a k Don’t talk about Charlie like that

    • @eggman5106
      @eggman5106 4 роки тому +6

      @a k i mean some people may like it 😳

    • @amanic3798
      @amanic3798 3 роки тому +6

      @Cracked ASF why... why do you have to relate this to politics?

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 3 роки тому +3

      @@eggman5106 Only desperate virgins.

  • @OatmealGrillBlazer
    @OatmealGrillBlazer 4 роки тому +3383

    2019 gamer girl bathwater and pee
    2020 vaginal smell
    am I seeing a pattern here

    • @theskullshot
      @theskullshot 4 роки тому +330

      2021: Gamer girl tiddy milk

    • @dogplex
      @dogplex 4 роки тому +244

      Only a matter of time before we see big UA-camrs selling cum by the barrel

    • @cheemsdoge
      @cheemsdoge 4 роки тому +42

      Matthew McConnory I’d buy it.

    • @MintJammer
      @MintJammer 4 роки тому +91

      Japan is already five years ahead. Panty taint stench perfume

    • @OatmealGrillBlazer
      @OatmealGrillBlazer 4 роки тому +8

      perfume does not count

  • @imnotirishok
    @imnotirishok 4 роки тому +155

    Raw bees and dirt smoothies
    I’m literally dying

    • @austins.2495
      @austins.2495 2 роки тому

      Rest In Peace, if your widow needs company I’m available. Unless she’s fat

    • @ymest269daniel9
      @ymest269daniel9 Рік тому

      me too hahahhahah

  • @Pichu1232
    @Pichu1232 4 роки тому +1931

    imagine his gf walked in and smelt the air and was like "Charlie, what the hell"

    • @QuackZack
      @QuackZack 4 роки тому +302

      that's not his gf that's his caretaker

    • @makcrossing
      @makcrossing 4 роки тому +229

      @@QuackZack it's his tard guard

    • @jakemcewan2114
      @jakemcewan2114 4 роки тому +16

      @@makcrossing thats a golden comment right there.

    • @perp5879
      @perp5879 4 роки тому +172

      "Charlie, do I smell Gwyneth Paltrow?"

    • @makcrossing
      @makcrossing 4 роки тому +28

      @@perp5879 no its Jake from state farm

  • @ZeeGnarly
    @ZeeGnarly 4 роки тому +1281

    I feel like this guy could have a career in stand up if he wanted to. He has a really witty and sarcastic sense of humor to go along with a great vocabulary.

    • @ytchop
      @ytchop 4 роки тому +96

      Zach Foster he’s making more here anyways

    • @Foxy02016
      @Foxy02016 4 роки тому +32

      chop he could do stand up as well as keeping up his UA-cam career

    • @ZeeGnarly
      @ZeeGnarly 4 роки тому +18

      Could always do both though🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @retrollennialdungeonz2451
      @retrollennialdungeonz2451 4 роки тому +37

      Fr, this guy's hilarious.
      "I'm the toilet, 'cause I saw that shit coming."

    • @MesiterSode
      @MesiterSode 4 роки тому +27

      If he ever does stand up someone in the first row should toss a cockroach on stage.

  • @GhostSickness
    @GhostSickness 4 роки тому +1469

    New series idea: candle reviews lol

    • @ghostella_8348
      @ghostella_8348 4 роки тому +7

      Imagine replying 8 months later

    • @rick5219
      @rick5219 4 роки тому

      @@ghostella_8348
      wuh

    • @beowulf5466
      @beowulf5466 4 роки тому

      @@ghostella_8348 but he taste tests them

    • @taphorphicexonyct
      @taphorphicexonyct 4 роки тому

      Yes

    • @hybridathl
      @hybridathl 4 роки тому +1

      @@ghostella_8348 imagine replying to him 1 month ago

  • @utilautila3233
    @utilautila3233 2 роки тому +6

    Your description of this candle 🕯 is hilarious , informative and down right amazing. You are absolutely fantastic

  • @tobiwonkanogy2975
    @tobiwonkanogy2975 4 роки тому +857

    "If i was a wine sommelier" Sir i think you are, just not for wine

  • @MikeGlasses
    @MikeGlasses 4 роки тому +795

    Long answer: Women’s Freedom
    Short answer: Fish

    • @ftl9849
      @ftl9849 4 роки тому +61

      @ those girls in gym class who literally smell like they've been rotting on the dock

    • @sutra6971
      @sutra6971 4 роки тому +3

      Pink salmon

    • @natashahart25
      @natashahart25 4 роки тому +9

      Wtf...
      that's unhealthy.
      Who have you been around... or in.

    • @ChocolateMuffin308
      @ChocolateMuffin308 4 роки тому +19

      yeah I bet your hairy wrinkly sack smells like roses

    • @The_Local
      @The_Local 4 роки тому +21

      @@ChocolateMuffin308 yes because there is ball deodorant that does that for me

  • @another90days34
    @another90days34 4 роки тому +560

    Charlie: "don't buy it"
    *Buys it*

    • @piki217
      @piki217 4 роки тому +22

      He bought it so we dont have to

    • @maddoxchilds3782
      @maddoxchilds3782 4 роки тому +7

      He took one for the boys

  • @incendio00
    @incendio00 4 роки тому +123

    When he took it out of the packaging he looked like he was going to cry

  • @ThirstHomeless
    @ThirstHomeless 4 роки тому +716

    This will be a nostalgic smell for some on Valentine’s Day.

  • @totallymady42069
    @totallymady42069 4 роки тому +622

    The sticker isn't even applied straight; what a con.

    • @KhadaJhin04
      @KhadaJhin04 4 роки тому +48

      Maybe the workers are advised to do the packaging with their cooch for a fully immersive experience. It's probably stored in vagina storages in China where it's mass produced.

  • @ManicBeast95
    @ManicBeast95 4 роки тому +2612

    The hair says skater boy, the beard says homeless.

    • @tomore9932
      @tomore9932 4 роки тому +48

      @WilliamE216 He wasn't good enough for her

    • @confusedaf1112
      @confusedaf1112 4 роки тому +2

      Lmaooo I love this

    • @j.9786
      @j.9786 4 роки тому +7

      COKE are you a sponsored skateboarder from the San Francisco Bay Area?

    • @MatmoeLP
      @MatmoeLP 4 роки тому +6

      Sk8er boi*

    • @contemporarycrow1469
      @contemporarycrow1469 4 роки тому +5

      Homeless skater rides a dead dog as a skateboard

  • @jonathandlc1518
    @jonathandlc1518 3 роки тому +39

    “Smells like if you went to a buffet, but all the food stayed out way too long” That’s probably a good representation of the real thing. I’m dead XD

  • @davidmercado5523
    @davidmercado5523 4 роки тому +2460

    Are they going to come out with different "scents" like "the mornin after", "gym rat", "Aunt Flo Visits", "dgaf 2wipe" and last but not least the "bbbwbbb scent aftermath"

    • @maxreichelt4668
      @maxreichelt4668 4 роки тому +91

      What does bbbwbbb stand for ? Im scared

    • @wafflesarecool1
      @wafflesarecool1 4 роки тому +24

      Max Reichelt I was about to comment the same thing haha

    • @Lolz172
      @Lolz172 4 роки тому +25

      lol what's a bbbwbbb?

    • @mayman4255
      @mayman4255 4 роки тому +98

      @@Lolz172 1 white girl getting pinned by 6 black dudes

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +16

      Mayman I thought it meant fat women.

  • @squipplesquipples
    @squipplesquipples 4 роки тому +356

    He looked like he was about to cry when he first smelled it

    • @pseudoruu
      @pseudoruu 4 роки тому +15

      can you really blame the man?

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 роки тому +14

      I bet the smell is _eyewatering._

  • @brokenlordofcinder2519
    @brokenlordofcinder2519 4 роки тому +821

    I’m waiting for a candle that smells like onisions mental state

    • @ivyswhatever2869
      @ivyswhatever2869 4 роки тому +143

      That's not a candle, that's burning rubber and gasoline

    • @timothytzovolos153
      @timothytzovolos153 4 роки тому +22

      Broken Lord Of Cinder I wounded how fast a candle scent can kill people

    • @cubeofmeat4982
      @cubeofmeat4982 4 роки тому +41

      Kombucha, smells like piss and tastes even worse

    • @Ikmaakjekapot
      @Ikmaakjekapot 4 роки тому

      Broken Lord Of Cinder am waiting for a candle wich smells like matches.
      If you know what I mean

    • @jamesnewton8804
      @jamesnewton8804 4 роки тому +5

      Probably will smell like a one week old dead person's insides

  • @eduardochavacano
    @eduardochavacano 3 роки тому +26

    Madonna sipping champagne and thinking, damn it why didnt I think of that.

  • @Poliakd
    @Poliakd 4 роки тому +1637

    I bet Harvey Weinstein
    don't need the candle to know the smell.

  • @mitkru16
    @mitkru16 4 роки тому +445

    *Scrolls past video*
    "There's no way he actually bought it"
    *Scrolls back up*
    "He actually bought it"
    *Clicks video*

    • @chullupa
      @chullupa 4 роки тому +12

      Scrolls past comment
      "There's no way he actually left that comment"
      Scrolls back up
      "He actually did"
      Thumbs up the comment

    • @giuseppeamato9172
      @giuseppeamato9172 4 роки тому +4

      Scrolls past commenters comment
      “There’s no way he actually left that comment on this comment”
      Scrolls back up
      “He actually did”
      Thumbs up the commenters comment

    • @96_stars22
      @96_stars22 4 роки тому

      420 likes

  • @black_leg_sanji6496
    @black_leg_sanji6496 4 роки тому +217

    This is what the song "Smells Like Teen Spirit" is about

    • @kaogoogle1031
      @kaogoogle1031 4 роки тому +1

      Stupid... Shitbrick

    • @mzrwizardmzr
      @mzrwizardmzr 4 роки тому +20

      Kao Google be quiet boomer

    • @lunadoves
      @lunadoves 4 роки тому +2

      Actually I think that was Heart Shaped Box

    • @awnaw5529
      @awnaw5529 4 роки тому +2

      Black_Leg_Sanji you can actually hear it in the song “here we are now, sniff our coochy candle, yeah!”

  • @AhegaoMachine666
    @AhegaoMachine666 4 роки тому +32

    I am so glad I'm on this side of the screen

  • @KosherSebastian
    @KosherSebastian 4 роки тому +600

    Short answer: Tony Stark’s fingers

    • @someonesname5449
      @someonesname5449 4 роки тому +21

      Peter B. Parker in the burger shop

    • @majesticmacaron5171
      @majesticmacaron5171 4 роки тому +3

      👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

    • @bobloblaw418
      @bobloblaw418 4 роки тому

      stealing jokes now

    • @claypidgeon4807
      @claypidgeon4807 4 роки тому +20

      Imagine if when he used his fingers to snap the Gauntlet, half the universe ended up eternally smelling like that.

    • @Visceralx1
      @Visceralx1 4 роки тому +7

      @@claypidgeon4807 goop goes bankrup bcus free gwyneth paltrow coochie aroma

  • @PepeTheJonkler
    @PepeTheJonkler 4 роки тому +558

    Fans: "There's no way that Marvel could butcher a candlelight vigil for a hero."
    Pepper Potts:
    *"I brought the candles"*

  • @PapaSage
    @PapaSage 4 роки тому +862

    1st: Bathwater
    2nd: Candles
    3rd: a fine dining experience

    • @PapaSage
      @PapaSage 4 роки тому +27

      4. The theme park ride

    • @cumbrap
      @cumbrap 4 роки тому +15

      There was a woman who sold cookies made out of her shit which I had the misfortune of seeing in all its uncensored glory.

    • @xptaco2298
      @xptaco2298 4 роки тому

      @@PapaSage ;)

    • @artix003
      @artix003 4 роки тому +1

      hannibal lecter would like to join this fine experience

    • @criscrosxxx
      @criscrosxxx 4 роки тому +6

      @@cumbrap bruh .

  • @doomsday7308
    @doomsday7308 4 роки тому +18

    I love the fact that he’s taking the review so seriously

  • @certifiedjuicer6894
    @certifiedjuicer6894 4 роки тому +477

    “Hey you smell that babe? That’s the smell you’re gonna smell like......soon”
    ~Homeless Man 2020

    • @animemans-
      @animemans- 4 роки тому +10

      You mean " jesus ~ 2020"

    • @grafando
      @grafando 4 роки тому +11

      That is fucking keanu reeves you PIECE OF SHIT

    • @BigMacOrange
      @BigMacOrange 4 роки тому

      I don't get it?

    • @animemans-
      @animemans- 4 роки тому +3

      @@grafando he transcended from keanu to the son of god.

    • @JODRecaps
      @JODRecaps 4 роки тому

      hi mr. meme. btw jake vs gib is going to be a tieeeee

  • @blakestalkie8603
    @blakestalkie8603 4 роки тому +581

    The next scent needs to be Ron Jeremy’s moustache.

    • @Yemmer
      @Yemmer 4 роки тому +57

      Why would they sell the same candle twice?

    • @8BitGamer4life
      @8BitGamer4life 4 роки тому +7

      I would have expected him to be smelling rotten trout all day.

    • @WellBeSerious12
      @WellBeSerious12 4 роки тому +2

      @@Yemmer
      It took me a moment to understand.

    • @ayoutubechannul
      @ayoutubechannul 4 роки тому +5

      Same scent but more cocaine

    • @EarCandyContraption
      @EarCandyContraption 4 роки тому +1

      That one would definitely smell like vagina

  • @kllwtt
    @kllwtt 4 роки тому +173

    I wonder what Charlie would have done if Gweneth’s agent had gotten back to him and said yes

    • @calg
      @calg 4 роки тому +67

      he'd have smelt that pussy dawg

    • @hosatus2433
      @hosatus2433 4 роки тому +3

      And likely die from pure disgust

    • @silverrain99205
      @silverrain99205 4 роки тому

      Owen Samuels You just wanna beat your meat to it

  • @reubencarver3434
    @reubencarver3434 3 роки тому +33

    He said “it’s a bit aggressive on the senses” I’m dead

  • @Sleepy_Dandelion
    @Sleepy_Dandelion 4 роки тому +493

    Imagine if this was in the box at the end of the movie Se7en.

    • @700pierwizard4
      @700pierwizard4 4 роки тому +12

      Nah, I prefer her head

    • @maddyy496
      @maddyy496 4 роки тому +43

      So no head?

    • @janelleg3623
      @janelleg3623 4 роки тому +3

      THE ENDING TO THAT MOVIE GOT ME UPSET

    • @shelbshub
      @shelbshub 4 роки тому +1

      Underrated comment lmfao

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 роки тому +16

      I think Brad Pitt would be just as devastated ngl

  • @JiArumaiti
    @JiArumaiti 4 роки тому +489

    "I needed this bioweapon"
    *Coronavirus intensifies*

  • @LsdGotMeLoopy
    @LsdGotMeLoopy 4 роки тому +254

    “I’m gonna let that marinate for a bit”
    This earth is not the place I want to be

  • @hL-jy2te
    @hL-jy2te 4 роки тому +10

    1:37
    Charlie is the ultimate chad. He can win any woman with his 6 inch rod of might, vigour and courage.

  • @north6898
    @north6898 4 роки тому +594

    1965: “We will have flying cars in the future”
    2020: Genital scented candles

    • @jalikon175
      @jalikon175 4 роки тому +16

      1965: modern comedy will be funny and original
      2020:

    • @ReidTheRoomTV
      @ReidTheRoomTV 4 роки тому +1

      we have flying cars, just not on the market

    • @codychabot1263
      @codychabot1263 4 роки тому

      @@jalikon175 i dont think anyone ever said that and even then how is this not the most original comedy on earth

    • @stepbruh2327
      @stepbruh2327 4 роки тому

      Were all about to die anyways

    • @Atomicallyawesome.
      @Atomicallyawesome. 4 роки тому

      What sucks is that they don't even smell that good... I'm assuming from his immeasurable disappointment

  • @10673100
    @10673100 4 роки тому +574

    "not gonna lie, wanna get a taste test in there."
    Literally every person on earth has thought of this at one point in their lives.

    • @bratwurstkinsman6740
      @bratwurstkinsman6740 4 роки тому +10

      I have never thought those words up into a sentence in my head before in my life.

    • @kotarodesu_23
      @kotarodesu_23 4 роки тому +9

      @@bratwurstkinsman6740
      I guess this is where your mother and I tell you the news. You're adopted, son.

  • @sadserb3360
    @sadserb3360 4 роки тому +256

    Your girlfriend must be so proud of your search history

    • @burtbiggum499
      @burtbiggum499 4 роки тому

      Red Knight why would anybodys gf know their search history

    • @sadserb3360
      @sadserb3360 4 роки тому +7

      Brian Wilson why would someone be this stupid to not realize its a joke

    • @isoflo9993
      @isoflo9993 4 роки тому

      @@sadserb3360 because it's the fucking internet and sadly theres people like him everywhere

    • @bryanaperry8760
      @bryanaperry8760 4 роки тому +2

      Honestly if i found out my boyfriend googled "Gwyneth Ptrow Vagina Candle" I would think it was hilarious.

  • @exosluckyone
    @exosluckyone 3 роки тому +65

    i heard this candle is BOMB

    • @camsandjams
      @camsandjams 3 роки тому +4

      came back here just to see if anyone would mention that lmao

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 3 роки тому +3

      @@camsandjams i immediately thought of charlie lol. also he tweeted about it

    • @yang_er
      @yang_er 3 роки тому +1

      It indeed is, it's capable of blowing out an entire neighborhood

    • @jenniferweller1070
      @jenniferweller1070 3 роки тому

      @@exosluckyone who is Charlie?

    • @exosluckyone
      @exosluckyone 3 роки тому +3

      @@jenniferweller1070 idk some dude who looks like jesus

  • @CryptoNWO
    @CryptoNWO 4 роки тому +57

    Why do I **smell** boss music?

  • @Super-zq3pn
    @Super-zq3pn 4 роки тому +424

    I imagine Teanna is in the other room wondering wtf is going on☠️

    • @fobo3361
      @fobo3361 4 роки тому +46

      In the other room like is that Gwyneth Paltrow's vagina

    • @blternative
      @blternative 4 роки тому +17

      Do you think she'd still be questioning what he does after all this time

    • @fobo3361
      @fobo3361 4 роки тому +4

      @@blternative he says he's a heart surgeon but all he does is play with pockey pussys and screams at cockroaches

    • @Jono153
      @Jono153 4 роки тому +3

      Smells like fresh vagina in here

    • @FritzHitz
      @FritzHitz 4 роки тому

      Super “who’s in there!”

  • @kickinwinghotboi883
    @kickinwinghotboi883 3 роки тому +3

    I knew i could count on you to give a proper, honest opinion about something I've been wondering for lo- for so very- for a very so long time
    Perfection

  • @ratmeat4033
    @ratmeat4033 4 роки тому +325

    It’s secretly just a regular candle that Gwyneth Paltrow shoved into her ham pit

  • @joshbermudez4024
    @joshbermudez4024 4 роки тому +313

    I’m disappointed UA-cam still hasn’t incorporated smello vision technology in videos!

    • @bradhaines3142
      @bradhaines3142 4 роки тому

      its an issue of hardware making smells. Xbox seriously considered it before they realized shooters were some of the biggest sellers

    • @hakairyu1
      @hakairyu1 4 роки тому +8

      Gwynneth would sue for copyright infringement.

    • @polishdiddy
      @polishdiddy 4 роки тому

      Good news everyone!

  • @rvchelism
    @rvchelism 4 роки тому +297

    “Restocked”
    This is beyond science

  • @shinji_ultraman8227
    @shinji_ultraman8227 3 роки тому +16

    Charlie has such beautiful eyes

  • @mismismism
    @mismismism 4 роки тому +494

    "What's that scent in the air?" "Aah, grapes and Gigantamax Karen cooch, with just a hint of steamed inner uterus" lol.

    • @levistewart8856
      @levistewart8856 4 роки тому +42

      Gigantamax Karen cooch has to be the craziest thing I’ve ever read.

    • @crow1778
      @crow1778 4 роки тому +11

      I-
      gmax karen? where can you find that becuase i dont want to catch it

    • @shadrachwilson5981
      @shadrachwilson5981 4 роки тому +5

      Yo this shit...
      This shit right here.....
      Is a Cursed comment

    • @osiris6547
      @osiris6547 4 роки тому +1

      You forgot the last quotation mark

    • @crystaleunoia3974
      @crystaleunoia3974 4 роки тому +1

      _Steamed inner uterus_
      Dude I'm gonna puke.

  • @Mith420420
    @Mith420420 4 роки тому +390

    He looks like he is ready to retch and his hair being so close to that candle gave me anxiety.

  • @onesoberguy1847
    @onesoberguy1847 4 роки тому +786

    If someone doesn't name their band "Vaginal Stench", then we have all failed.

    • @jim191185
      @jim191185 4 роки тому +17

      Best band name is Deathlehem.

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +9

      andrei Location: Bangkok

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven 4 роки тому +16

      There's a band called Anal Cunt. So there's that.

    • @michaelskoomamacher5652
      @michaelskoomamacher5652 4 роки тому

      @@VelinSevven was Hitler a sensitive man?

    • @VelinSevven
      @VelinSevven 4 роки тому

      @@michaelskoomamacher5652 si

  • @kepalaxs
    @kepalaxs 4 роки тому +10

    I hope this doesn’t do anything weird to recommendations

  • @nyquilljornan2004
    @nyquilljornan2004 4 роки тому +805

    Birdman: The Cockologist
    Moist Critikal: The Pussologist

    • @nomb3179
      @nomb3179 4 роки тому +22

      Nyquill Jornan I can guarantee, as a pussy connoisseur myself, Charlie is absolutely getting mad puss.

    • @rockykindafresh3747
      @rockykindafresh3747 4 роки тому +26

      Bird and Critikal? What a man of culture

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому +2

      Are u saying he’s gay

    • @CoulRanch
      @CoulRanch 4 роки тому +3

      Ashley Kleinvehn what are u talking about

    • @ashleyk8406
      @ashleyk8406 4 роки тому

      Flow Bandz Birdman