Man Sues Twitch for $25 Million Because He Can't Stop Masturbating

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  • @celticwarrior8574
    @celticwarrior8574 4 роки тому +14676

    Even The Onion would have never thought of this.

    • @torrent8446
      @torrent8446 4 роки тому +797

      "NASA scientists plan to approach cute girl by 2018"

    • @-hitman-9103
      @-hitman-9103 4 роки тому +20

      Lool

    • @broccolitomato1085
      @broccolitomato1085 4 роки тому +272

      Their best work was the “clothing line for kids, by kids” it was fucking amazinggg

    • @chaseosu7608
      @chaseosu7608 4 роки тому +29

      I literally came to this video from an onion video😂

    • @whofuckingcares420
      @whofuckingcares420 4 роки тому +110

      I read the title before the uploader and I thought it was an onion article. Then i saw it was Charlie and i got worried.

  • @simpleston
    @simpleston 4 роки тому +15357

    His post nut clarity was on another level

    • @CsykKrit
      @CsykKrit 4 роки тому +562

      Con: it only lasts for 10 secohds

    • @someasiankid6323
      @someasiankid6323 4 роки тому +45

      lmaoo

    • @maxiipad-8860
      @maxiipad-8860 4 роки тому +8

      Csyk 10 milliseconds.

    • @LiverpoolRubi
      @LiverpoolRubi 4 роки тому +62

      This is why we should nofap

    • @1mrsheep
      @1mrsheep 4 роки тому +55

      He's seen the future and has the cure for super-covid 28

  • @localmenace3043
    @localmenace3043 2 роки тому +2892

    Every time I feel like a total loser, I remember this guy exists and I feel better about my life.

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 2 роки тому +68

      Actually though. If you ever feel useless, remember this guy exists

    • @greatdayforpizza6974
      @greatdayforpizza6974 2 роки тому

      Not just this guy tho there are 100 of losers like this dude

    • @chronictimewasterdisease
      @chronictimewasterdisease 2 роки тому +1

      yesterday i was feeling like a complete trash for mastubating 2 times in a day, but this guy probably did that 40 times a day

    • @njnexgen
      @njnexgen Рік тому +51

      If I ever feel useless, I remember I exist and then I don't feel so useless after all because I can't possibly be worse than myself; it's illogical.

    • @toastedjawa3620
      @toastedjawa3620 Рік тому +49

      @@njnexgen I'm just going to stop trying to rationalize that before I give myself an aneurysm.

  • @wozing
    @wozing 2 роки тому +2717

    I'm a little late to the party here, but at the end of the lawsuit, it says "pro-se" which means Erik is defending himself rather than using an attorney. So you were probably right when you said it seems like he wrote the document himself.

    • @excalzgo6601
      @excalzgo6601 2 роки тому +176

      I pray there's courtroom footage of him defending all of his claims against a professional team of lawyers that work for Twitch. I'd pay a hefty amount of cheddar for that footage

    • @clifford_2zero7
      @clifford_2zero7 2 роки тому +27

      I'm even later and i am paused at the point where it shows the writing because i am in disbelief that an actual lawyer would even entertain this idea in court. I mean shits crazy out here but people that make outlandish lawsuits like this should be punished. I mean seriously... and if a lawyer actually represents it he should loose his lawyers license 😅🤦‍♂️

    • @StreetwizeJJ2
      @StreetwizeJJ2 2 роки тому +13

      @Charlie Exactly. The proper term is _representing_ himself. That said, filing a lawsuit pro se never means that a lawyer cannot be obtained later. Usually such is done to get a lawsuit within the statute of limitations.

    • @SimplyCheryl
      @SimplyCheryl Рік тому

      100%

    • @MaskedGamer10001
      @MaskedGamer10001 Рік тому

      @@excalzgo6601 parmajohn

  • @Cam-ds8oh
    @Cam-ds8oh 4 роки тому +3708

    “... due to his obsessive compulsive disorder that makes him obsessed with sex and compulsions...” - definitely a lawyer

    • @beefjiggler5665
      @beefjiggler5665 4 роки тому +296

      Ah yes. The floor is made out of floor.

    • @doritozmilk8035
      @doritozmilk8035 4 роки тому +16

      @@beefjiggler5665 me too man, me too.

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 4 роки тому +37

      @@doritozmilk8035 ur a floor 2?

    • @DerFabian
      @DerFabian 4 роки тому +116

      it is not a lawyer. he is representing himself. he literally wrote all of this by himself

    • @snowy_aura
      @snowy_aura 4 роки тому +1

      @@Alex-ju4gj yeah man

  • @HexingtonBunz
    @HexingtonBunz 4 роки тому +5049

    This is just reverse psychology. This man truly wants a gender filter so he doesnt have to see the men. Genius

    • @ManTehLemons
      @ManTehLemons 4 роки тому +87

      lmao

    • @antpaste
      @antpaste 4 роки тому +61

      Absolutely

    • @justanormalpairofshoes4408
      @justanormalpairofshoes4408 4 роки тому +83

      Oh yeah Big Brain time.

    • @YeviCoulson
      @YeviCoulson 4 роки тому +118

      Imagine this lawsuit works and creates a new bread of simp: Mega Simp since it's easier to find wamen the simps can simp over more more efficiently

    • @suclox12yearsago56
      @suclox12yearsago56 4 роки тому +11

      yevi Coulson Revolutionary simp tactics!

  • @missnintendochick
    @missnintendochick 2 роки тому +428

    Imagine going to jury duty and THIS is the case you have to sit through.

    • @quackk4111
      @quackk4111 Рік тому +20

      No jury in civil court

    • @rithvikmuthyalapati9754
      @rithvikmuthyalapati9754 Рік тому +10

      There is no jury duty since it is a civil case

    • @chocolatelover9121
      @chocolatelover9121 Рік тому +25

      Imagine joining to law school and going through everything etc to become a judge and then you keep getting cases like these

    • @OUST490
      @OUST490 Рік тому +2

      What?

    • @kota9087
      @kota9087 9 місяців тому +2

      I would love it if that happened

  • @viking8796
    @viking8796 2 роки тому +297

    It's like the Onion leaving the confines of fiction and busting out into real life. This shit is golden.

  • @quaishan5628
    @quaishan5628 4 роки тому +4860

    “I can’t stop seeing women because of twitch.”
    “I follow over 700 women and no men.”
    🤔

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому +198

      I don't know about you, Erik, but I think I see your problem...

    • @AndrewP0
      @AndrewP0 4 роки тому +73

      A real head scratcher

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop 4 роки тому +66

      Don't think for a second that if Eric was only following men he wouldn't be beating his dick to them

    • @angygremlin4423
      @angygremlin4423 4 роки тому +20

      @@AndrewP0 *BIG THONK* 🤔

    • @fbiagent6744
      @fbiagent6744 4 роки тому +7

      And who's that Mr mvp simp

  • @AyaHadil_it_is_me
    @AyaHadil_it_is_me 3 роки тому +23470

    plot twist :
    he wants Twitch to add a gender filter so he could choose "female only ".

    • @jaspergregorio9774
      @jaspergregorio9774 3 роки тому +463

      duh

    • @ismail_i5073
      @ismail_i5073 3 роки тому +221

      Damn that made me laugh

    • @revvyie
      @revvyie 3 роки тому +51

      lol.

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 3 роки тому +79

      How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

    • @750tiprogamer
      @750tiprogamer 3 роки тому +363

      he followed 800 women and no men and complained about seeing women on his twitch page.

  • @qtclone
    @qtclone 5 місяців тому +34

    2:02 This didnt age well

  • @BuddaBread..
    @BuddaBread.. 5 місяців тому +22

    1:58 aged like milk

  • @llj9042
    @llj9042 4 роки тому +4910

    Plot twist: He wins the law case and donates the money to pokimane

    • @lutin_mi06
      @lutin_mi06 4 роки тому +448

      And then sues pokimane for donating money to them

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 4 роки тому +231

      So that's what he meant by "to God"

    • @gavinm7611
      @gavinm7611 4 роки тому +54

      I mean, he said he was donating to god, I don’t see how this is a plot twist,

    • @General_Boo
      @General_Boo 4 роки тому +23

      @@lutin_mi06 making it an infinite cycle

    • @jackfrost9341
      @jackfrost9341 4 роки тому +2

      Yoooooooo

  • @jacksonflood9344
    @jacksonflood9344 4 роки тому +2628

    Man: follows over 700 female twitch accounts
    Twitch: recommends more female streamers
    Man: >:(

  • @FromTheRootsToTheCrown
    @FromTheRootsToTheCrown 2 роки тому +119

    This is basically like saying I'm one step away from being a sexual predator so I'm suing you

  • @lelandpayne1522
    @lelandpayne1522 Рік тому +9

    2 years late, but it’s ironic that the “montage” is the most replayed section of this video.

    • @i10i60
      @i10i60 Рік тому +1

      Mild irony ?

  • @nickolasguidry2304
    @nickolasguidry2304 4 роки тому +15316

    Most people experience post nut depression, but this man just ascended.

    • @pannenkoekspek
      @pannenkoekspek 4 роки тому +599

      Post nut clearity

    • @kurtishendrix
      @kurtishendrix 4 роки тому +459

      @@pannenkoekspek Clarity.....

    • @walidassali
      @walidassali 4 роки тому +29

      LMAO

    • @Nemerson74
      @Nemerson74 4 роки тому +149

      post nut HOLY RETRIBUTION

    • @DeathDustDespair
      @DeathDustDespair 4 роки тому +51

      Nickolas Guidry - he unlocked *U L T R A I N C E L* he’s a champion of the Gods

  • @o_man7899
    @o_man7899 4 роки тому +2400

    This is gonna be the greatest copypasta of all time

    • @mee091000
      @mee091000 4 роки тому +122

      If it ends up becoming a copypasta. Then that man will have become a godtier troll

    • @zekeram129
      @zekeram129 4 роки тому +16

      of All Time*

    • @mustardflavoredramen9612
      @mustardflavoredramen9612 4 роки тому +6

      Have you forgotten about the bee movie?

    • @LazySkeptic23
      @LazySkeptic23 4 роки тому +13

      Nothing will beat "What the fuck did you just say to me..."

    • @jonathanche6553
      @jonathanche6553 4 роки тому

      Imagine combining both of them.

  • @kaiderhai86
    @kaiderhai86 4 місяці тому +15

    2:02 that aged like warm milk.

  • @donkhe
    @donkhe 9 місяців тому +12

    why am i just getting recommended this, this is beautiful.

  • @daviddg3474
    @daviddg3474 3 роки тому +11862

    “Following 786 female streamers and 0 male streamers”
    im pretty sure thats HIS fault

    • @unlikeablecarl4258
      @unlikeablecarl4258 3 роки тому +341

      That guy's next level simp

    • @Haastuur
      @Haastuur 3 роки тому +461

      He's a expert in gender differentiation

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 2 роки тому +148

      @@Haastuur he knows the ins and out of that field

    • @theindestructibleone483
      @theindestructibleone483 2 роки тому +50

      Judging by your pfp, you might actually not have common sense. Now jokes aside, how do you actually choose to follow... so god damn many female streamers and not a single male, like you must actively be looking out for a new female face in order to got to so many, jesus...

    • @Beau-Bo
      @Beau-Bo 2 роки тому +13

      Ya don’t say

  • @Mr1worldin
    @Mr1worldin 4 роки тому +37102

    As a law student i have wet dreams about getting a client like this and taking the meme to court

    • @loomster4521
      @loomster4521 3 роки тому +1826

      I bet you would win 😼👍

    • @agenta3570
      @agenta3570 3 роки тому +365

      BRUH

    • @FRanger92
      @FRanger92 3 роки тому +231

      LOL he was pro-se too.

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 3 роки тому +699

      Then make a best with your colleagues that you will spend the whole session without breaking down in laughter

    • @rob4419
      @rob4419 3 роки тому +37

      😂😂

  • @kontinued5823
    @kontinued5823 2 роки тому +23

    "I'm addicted to drugs but that's because my drug dealer keeps selling me drugs"

  • @madeleinep.828
    @madeleinep.828 2 роки тому +120

    Yeah, I feel bad for him, but this dude needs to find another way of garnering attention for himself that doesn't waste everyone at the companies' and courts' time.

    • @SM-nz9ff
      @SM-nz9ff Рік тому +1

      Why do you feel bad for him

    • @mekofox3528
      @mekofox3528 9 місяців тому +9

      @@SM-nz9ff probably cause it's clearly an addiction and this man needs actual help, like banned from the internet-get an offline hobby-and a therapist help
      Maybe I'm just too soft but like people like these ain't gonna stop without an intervention

    • @ydlkomorebe426
      @ydlkomorebe426 8 місяців тому +3

      ​@@SM-nz9ffcalled compassion if u ever want a girlfriend your gonna need it but that's not a reality for you

  • @theremedy9171
    @theremedy9171 3 роки тому +8670

    It's like an alcoholic suing a store for selling them alcohol. Ridiculous.

    • @kuromi987
      @kuromi987 3 роки тому +110

      yep, good analogy

    • @ianism1103
      @ianism1103 3 роки тому +235

      @@reikia How about literally blocking the website? Aren't there like a lot of parental control softwares that his parents or his friends can use?

    • @michaelto9647
      @michaelto9647 3 роки тому +22

      dont start giving them ideas now,

    • @michaelto9647
      @michaelto9647 3 роки тому +11

      dont start giving them ideas now,

    • @pastorpersky9004
      @pastorpersky9004 3 роки тому +20

      @@reikia it isn't twitches fault

  • @mynamechegg7939
    @mynamechegg7939 4 роки тому +1812

    "His obsessive compulsive disorder gives him an obsession to compulsions."

    • @phitran5336
      @phitran5336 4 роки тому +172

      Chegg Stiddles *checks word count* “ah good, that’ll do nicely”

    • @BaronRemy99
      @BaronRemy99 4 роки тому +94

      "Hmm yes, the floor here appears to be made out of floor..."

    • @betheone4837
      @betheone4837 4 роки тому +6

      We have been hoodwinked.

    • @BK-xg3mw
      @BK-xg3mw 4 роки тому +18

      As someone with OCD I approve this message

    • @darrellcovello7917
      @darrellcovello7917 4 роки тому +4

      Can't argue with that...

  • @christopherxgordon
    @christopherxgordon 2 роки тому +20

    I hope the judge instantly throws out the case. This guy is absurd. So, he's wasting all this money on legal fees just for clout and because he's lonely?

  • @justawisp
    @justawisp 2 роки тому +85

    Just sounds like another dude that has no self responsibility and blames others and women for them existing. Thank goodness he's forced to stay inside cause how many weird dudes are like that become dangerous

  • @LikeSnoop
    @LikeSnoop 4 роки тому +4633

    Don’t act like you don’t have the same problem, Charlie.

  • @nate6360
    @nate6360 4 роки тому +23658

    Erik Estavillo sues the legal system, claiming he "can't stop filing lawsuits".

  • @BrokenDesktop21
    @BrokenDesktop21 2 роки тому +28

    I was gonna say maybe you could argue that there’s a lot of sexual content on Twitch, but it really sounds like this guy just hates women and is upset he’s afraid to leave the house and talk to one.

    • @B31NG
      @B31NG Рік тому

      He has agoraphobia. He can’t leave his house

  • @weebo728
    @weebo728 Рік тому +6

    Love how the photo album is the most replayed part of the video😂🤣

  • @aureus79
    @aureus79 4 роки тому +2002

    "He has 700 female streamers followed and 0 male." "I cANt StOp sEeInG FeMaLeS whaT tHe hElL TWItcH"

    • @billyjoe8185
      @billyjoe8185 4 роки тому +4

      George Pt. 💀

    • @mik3191
      @mik3191 4 роки тому +15

      He ain’t wrong, twitch has fucking simps everywhere

    • @rdmz135
      @rdmz135 4 роки тому +55

      @@mik3191 and he's the biggest simp of them all

    • @Ok-gd3jl
      @Ok-gd3jl 4 роки тому

      @High Definition i don't follow any females and i constantly see semi naked women on twitch being recommended to me.

    • @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496
      @thestormtrooperwhocanaim496 4 роки тому

      @@Ok-gd3jl I only see dudes and strong man stuff. Maybe 1 girl but issa horror genre and man I love horror games.

  • @Kj_Crunch
    @Kj_Crunch 3 роки тому +6705

    I’ve seen a lot of weird fetishes but a law suit fetish is a new one.

    • @FatesRemix
      @FatesRemix 3 роки тому +31

      Underated

    • @YutaOkkotsu3-7
      @YutaOkkotsu3-7 3 роки тому +115

      Now i can't even compare Yoshikage Kira's hand fetish and this guy's fetish.
      They're both terrifying and shit.

    • @ballistictip9301
      @ballistictip9301 3 роки тому +10

      @@YutaOkkotsu3-7 the *what?*

    • @ImALazyBurger
      @ImALazyBurger 3 роки тому +49

      @@ballistictip9301 its anime stuff don’t worry about it

    • @anirvana
      @anirvana 3 роки тому +66

      @@ballistictip9301 If a hand fetish is surprising to you, then I don't know what to say.

  • @hamishfox
    @hamishfox 2 роки тому +18

    Wow this is one of the most genuinely sad things I've ever heard. I really hope he gets the help he needs.

  • @VoidScythe
    @VoidScythe 9 місяців тому +9

    bruh the part with the inappropriate pics is the most replayed

    • @uhjaye
      @uhjaye 9 місяців тому +2

      Isn't that based off what you replay?

    • @VoidScythe
      @VoidScythe 9 місяців тому +1

      it's based off what people replay the most and if you were asking why did i see that (because i replayed something) it's because i wanted to skip that part@@uhjaye

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k Місяць тому

      ​@@VoidScythe Why? It's not even close to nudity. This guy is just crazy.

  • @starstreakalex7372
    @starstreakalex7372 4 роки тому +3729

    Depression, OCD, PD, Agoraphobia, and Crohn's... my guy's got the all inclusive package deal

    • @LeClarinetBoy
      @LeClarinetBoy 3 роки тому +280

      The disability starter pack

    • @Haastuur
      @Haastuur 3 роки тому +172

      The fuck-me-up-fam package deluxe edition

    • @pippat73
      @pippat73 3 роки тому +80

      The reddit moment package

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 3 роки тому +12

      @@pippat73
      Having disorders make you a redditor?.

    • @wholesome2758
      @wholesome2758 3 роки тому +46

      @@clashoclan3371 No, but tbh it seems like it...

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 4 роки тому +2803

    "I have no self control, therefore I am owed money."
    Only in America

    • @Rise65487
      @Rise65487 4 роки тому +162

      So, I'm on mobile, and since the screen is smaller, it's hard to see your pfp well
      I had to open your image in another link just to check if I was right because I was appalled UA-cam would let someone with such a pfp
      So... I thought your pfp was some naked guy and a loli in a cardboard-box in a very suspicious-position
      Then I realized it's just a reference to darling in the franxxx
      It's 7AM out here, and you made my morning much worse than it needed to be
      Thank you

    • @JaMorantBiggerArm
      @JaMorantBiggerArm 4 роки тому +19

      @@thecoolguy9364 yo we live 12 hours apart

    • @krishnaj2618
      @krishnaj2618 4 роки тому +71

      @@Rise65487 you're saying that as if darling in the franxx isn't just some naked guy with a loli on a questionable position

    • @xander4644
      @xander4644 4 роки тому +11

      GOD BLESS THE USAAAAA

    • @ghanaria7996
      @ghanaria7996 4 роки тому +8

      Rise65487 i like his banner. Very anime and memey.

  • @cameronstangler1383
    @cameronstangler1383 Рік тому +4

    Jesus I feel strange commenting sometimes, I watch so much Charlie that I have to find 2-6 yr old videos for new content and then I’m late to the convo 😂

  • @maartenkeus8627
    @maartenkeus8627 2 роки тому +20

    But if he's only doing the suing for attention, doesn't that mean he's not being serious in any of these lawsuits?

  • @ayyachris
    @ayyachris 4 роки тому +4089

    Plot twist: He’s gonna win and buys Belle Delphine’s OnlyFans.

  • @tuckerwilliams849
    @tuckerwilliams849 4 роки тому +17512

    He’s probably just doing this because he found out his favorite streamer has a boyfriend

  • @snickers7494
    @snickers7494 9 місяців тому +7

    bro straight a South-Park character

  • @foxbuns
    @foxbuns 2 роки тому +55

    this is so hilariously sad. "i have no self control, and it's twitch's fault for showing me boobies." no sir, you need to be hospitalized for a really long time (in an all-male hospital ward of course)

    • @Neuvillette377
      @Neuvillette377 9 місяців тому +2

      Fr

    • @lethalbacon3
      @lethalbacon3 9 місяців тому +1

      He’s not a rapist, he needs help with his mental issues yes, but he didn’t hurt anyone.

    • @foxbuns
      @foxbuns 9 місяців тому +7

      @@lethalbacon3 that would be why he needs hospitalization

    • @jakeballou5147
      @jakeballou5147 7 місяців тому

      ​@@foxbunsHe doesnt need to be hospitalized. You're just judmental and ready to throw away anyone with a problem into a cage. Some can't control themselves. This person needs help not punishment.

    • @jakeballou5147
      @jakeballou5147 7 місяців тому

      You honestly sound crazy. You're acting like he murdered someone.

  • @joeyruggiero7645
    @joeyruggiero7645 4 роки тому +2764

    For clarification's sake: Pro-se, Pro-per means he is representing himself - so this wasn't written by a lawyer.

    • @guts2044
      @guts2044 4 роки тому +35

      Thats whats up foe

    • @guts2044
      @guts2044 4 роки тому +11

      Daamn bro them likes climbing fast cuz

    • @anthonylisi5634
      @anthonylisi5634 4 роки тому +83

      @@guts2044 why are you typing like that

    • @motivusthesage
      @motivusthesage 4 роки тому +43

      Thank you Ace Attorney

    • @overheaven6625
      @overheaven6625 4 роки тому +8

      @@anthonylisi5634 because he can

  • @jayamiheiyang1602
    @jayamiheiyang1602 4 роки тому +2025

    Can't imagine how much he must have sued PornHub for

    • @skydiamsteam6005
      @skydiamsteam6005 4 роки тому +28

      Or any porn site

    • @theturbogenics7040
      @theturbogenics7040 4 роки тому +10

      69 likes milestone

    • @QbitBot
      @QbitBot 4 роки тому +40

      He'll probably sue them for not making a sfw filter u-u

    • @louna4341
      @louna4341 4 роки тому +6

      his next lawsuit

    • @user-vi3pi9rf7w
      @user-vi3pi9rf7w 4 роки тому +1

      He can't sue them for masturbating that's what they are meant for, so other points like getting some viruses in his devices from sites would make sense

  • @maniakk3563
    @maniakk3563 2 роки тому +5

    As ridiculous as this was, i hope he won

  • @googli300
    @googli300 2 роки тому +13

    Charlie comparing this man's "arguments" with his own experience is next level

  • @SpagEddie8113
    @SpagEddie8113 4 роки тому +3835

    This is like sueing Kroger for selling liquids because you’re an alcoholic

    • @brianjones8899
      @brianjones8899 4 роки тому +141

      Good idea! I think I'll draw up the paperwork now.

    • @BrennanWest85
      @BrennanWest85 4 роки тому +33

      I work at Kroger 😂😂😂

    • @nougatfpv
      @nougatfpv 4 роки тому +19

      @@BrennanWest85 me too 😎

    • @TheFederalBerau
      @TheFederalBerau 4 роки тому +1

      Brennan West Well well is this true?

    • @sleepy_Kasai
      @sleepy_Kasai 4 роки тому +7

      No that would mean that twitch is actually doing this on purpose

  • @grayoptional2452
    @grayoptional2452 3 роки тому +9113

    I have an eating disorder. What this guy did is the equivalent of me going into a restaurant, ordering a food I know I can't handle, and then suing the restaurant for $25 million when my dumb ass gags on the first bite.

    • @largesquids
      @largesquids 3 роки тому +160

      this is such a good analogy as someone who has also suffered w an eating disorder

    • @projectretro8243
      @projectretro8243 3 роки тому +30

      This made me laugh, i’ll subscribe.

    • @shuasapphic
      @shuasapphic 3 роки тому +9

      LMAO SAME

    • @docholliday9382
      @docholliday9382 3 роки тому +52

      Didn't a woman sue McDonald's over her dropping coffee on herself so I wouldn't be surprised

    • @foxfriendly5337
      @foxfriendly5337 3 роки тому +149

      @@docholliday9382 Lol that was a legit smear campaign by McDonald's. She sued them because the coffee was 90 degrees Celsius and she suffered 3rd degree burns from it.
      Edit: Got the temperature way too high so thanks to the people who corrected me

  • @Victor_XIII
    @Victor_XIII 2 роки тому +8

    He’s probably the type of person to sue a school cause he can’t be within 15 meters of it

  • @LuciDreamer91
    @LuciDreamer91 9 місяців тому +9

    Wait til he finds out about porn

  • @voltaixlux1697
    @voltaixlux1697 4 роки тому +2663

    This is like suing Ben and Jerry’s for selling ice cream because you’re on a diet.

    • @Citex61
      @Citex61 4 роки тому +89

      Wtf dude twitch is not pornhub lmfao

    • @cypresswillow2591
      @cypresswillow2591 4 роки тому +19

      Or McDonalds for becoming fat & unhealthy.

    • @P.Lorenz
      @P.Lorenz 4 роки тому +36

      @@cypresswillow2591 If you saw Supersize me - there were teens who tried to sue mc donalds for attracting them with their shiny adds - they got fat cause they were basically FORCED to eat it :^)

    • @leocheung8860
      @leocheung8860 4 роки тому +2

      geez don't give them ideas like that

    • @Astrid-bd2ef
      @Astrid-bd2ef 4 роки тому +9

      Eating Ben and Jerry’s and suing because ur lactose intolerant

  • @danieldon9838
    @danieldon9838 4 роки тому +2211

    The joker being his profile picture and header is the least surprising thing ever

    • @jcnot9712
      @jcnot9712 4 роки тому +169

      He lives in a society

    • @ValosRR
      @ValosRR 4 роки тому +146

      Edgelord by day and meat beater by night

    • @cyberpolice3813
      @cyberpolice3813 4 роки тому +42

      He *blames* society

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 роки тому +2

      Lol

    • @ShitOwl
      @ShitOwl 4 роки тому +4

      people with joker profile picture is basically just r/im14andthisisdeep person ever

  • @bryanlawson7207
    @bryanlawson7207 Рік тому +3

    Just found your channel my guy, i know im a little late..but you are making gold here..keep up the great work!

  • @3----D
    @3----D Рік тому +4

    Now i can sue my school becuz i cant keep up in my class

  • @squinto4542
    @squinto4542 4 роки тому +2853

    He's probably gonna try to sue you if he finds out about this vid.

    • @shadowarmy229
      @shadowarmy229 4 роки тому +76

      "Seriously? He just said that? I'm gonna sue this guy."

    • @dmitrypetrenko545
      @dmitrypetrenko545 4 роки тому +73

      he's gonna try to sue Charlie if he finds this channel, he'll nut on the first video he click

    • @TheRamThatReviewsShiz
      @TheRamThatReviewsShiz 4 роки тому +22

      He's going to sue you for this comment

    • @Baltr
      @Baltr 4 роки тому +19

      it's fine, he only watches females

    • @rize2161
      @rize2161 4 роки тому +1

      Lol

  • @sittinggolem4729
    @sittinggolem4729 4 роки тому +2522

    My ads on twitch: *GFUEL*
    His: "Are you really watching twitch all by yourself?"

    • @paradox7689
      @paradox7689 4 роки тому +115

      NOOO. I'm with the science team!

    • @aroundtheworld8196
      @aroundtheworld8196 4 роки тому +45

      @@paradox7689 poor innocent soul, doesnt understand the reference

    • @schlefft6381
      @schlefft6381 4 роки тому +25

      @@aroundtheworld8196 Projekt Melody intensifies

    • @Asutoro
      @Asutoro 4 роки тому +7

      *Smack* *Smack* *Smack*

    • @loadings3819
      @loadings3819 4 роки тому +16

      @@aroundtheworld8196 who doesnt get the joke?

  • @PhantomWasTaken
    @PhantomWasTaken 2 роки тому +10

    1:57 oddly specific

  • @cameronstangler1383
    @cameronstangler1383 Рік тому +6

    I just don’t understand how people like this manage to convince themselves that their own phycological problems all fall into the faults of someone else rather than just getting help

  • @Rustyshackleford752
    @Rustyshackleford752 4 роки тому +2876

    Wonder if just him typing the words “porn hub” makes him bust instantly

    • @rosaunolalintino
      @rosaunolalintino 4 роки тому +205

      All he needs is to type the "p" and he's half-way there.

    • @Drain-Life-Archive
      @Drain-Life-Archive 4 роки тому +103

      He probably explodes on the front page of Chaturbate before even clicking on any of the streams.

    • @indridcold9593
      @indridcold9593 4 роки тому +45

      it makes him impulsively call his lawyer

    • @abstract0407
      @abstract0407 4 роки тому +22

      I can't imagine the anticipation and adrenaline that goes through his body

    • @dmitrypetrenko545
      @dmitrypetrenko545 4 роки тому +54

      his hand is already shaking when he opens the anonymous tab

  • @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877
    @pepperandsnowflakeadventur3877 4 роки тому +1006

    He found out his favorite egirl has a boyfriend. Rip

    • @VenomWorks
      @VenomWorks 4 роки тому +6

      To most people, that doesn't even matter.

    • @Beavadeus
      @Beavadeus 4 роки тому +11

      Turns out it’s a dude

    • @VenomWorks
      @VenomWorks 4 роки тому

      @@Beavadeus oh.....😂

    • @soulsearcher7077
      @soulsearcher7077 4 роки тому +2

      genkia guy gamer Huh? I’m stupid as fuck please help me out

    • @elasticity150
      @elasticity150 4 роки тому

      She didn’t show him her feet at twitch con

  • @isoisa1717
    @isoisa1717 Рік тому +2

    How have i missed this, absolute gold

  • @elie500
    @elie500 9 місяців тому +3

    The banner of his UA-cam channel is nothing but brilliant. The joker fits his character so well

  • @someinternetuser33
    @someinternetuser33 4 роки тому +6633

    He is the kind of person that gets mad at a streamer for not calling his name when he donates $1

    • @lukasg4807
      @lukasg4807 4 роки тому +231

      I'd get mad at that, unless you are pewdiepie or something, least you can do is read their name and say thanks.

    • @user-ws3uq9ji8m
      @user-ws3uq9ji8m 4 роки тому +111

      @@lukasg4807 bruh atleast donate $25 if u wana get ur named called

    • @exstee
      @exstee 4 роки тому +131

      Or donating $100 like a simp

    • @xandergonzo4853
      @xandergonzo4853 4 роки тому +74

      @@user-ws3uq9ji8m this is the world...

    • @3.cstasy
      @3.cstasy 4 роки тому +68

      *YOU DIDNT READ MY DONO* 😡😤🤬

  • @jaykee2752
    @jaykee2752 3 роки тому +11436

    I don't understand how Charlie can straight up just say something like this with a straight face and 100% seriousness.

    • @count1572
      @count1572 3 роки тому +245

      His videos are so anecdotal and opinionated and it goes so well with his emotionless and monotone expression 😂

    • @Stones309
      @Stones309 2 роки тому +101

      Because he jesus himself

    • @p_owlow
      @p_owlow 2 роки тому +64

      I wouldn’t be able to read cause I’d die of laughter

    • @mrpenis3625
      @mrpenis3625 2 роки тому +6

      More like 80% seriousness

    • @trollgejr2984
      @trollgejr2984 2 роки тому +4

      @@p_owlow Same lmao

  • @TheWither129
    @TheWither129 2 роки тому +2

    Man’s not shooting ropes, he’s firing bullets. Even fuckin broke his monitor

  • @salahabdalla368
    @salahabdalla368 2 роки тому +4

    The title sounds like a Florida man article

  • @thatanimedude9118
    @thatanimedude9118 4 роки тому +1934

    Imagine if that man went to his family gathering and his female family members were there

  • @RaldoBot
    @RaldoBot 2 роки тому +4

    Idk if any of you have played five nights at freddys pizzeria simulator but this reminds me of the lawsuits from that game

  • @seizureboi9765
    @seizureboi9765 7 місяців тому +2

    I came back across this video and to be fair his synopsis for suing was to permanently ban the “sexually explicit content” that broke Twitch’s TOS. He had a good case and wanted to donate the money

  • @alexanderhowardchairartand5039
    @alexanderhowardchairartand5039 4 роки тому +1593

    The look on the judge's face would be truly priceless in this situation... lol.

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 4 роки тому +16

      Imagine having to hold in so much laughter just to keep your job

    • @okbutwhocares
      @okbutwhocares 4 роки тому +11

      I just hope this has the same coverage as OJ's case, I wanna see every possible camera angle of the jury and judge in this case

    • @sanketpatel1870
      @sanketpatel1870 4 роки тому +1

      @@okbutwhocares this wouldnt even make it to a trial lmao. will be thrown straight outta the court

    • @brendankendall41
      @brendankendall41 4 роки тому +5

      Bonus points if it's an old, staunchly Christian judge. The judge's poor Christian ears would shrivel and fall off

  •  2 роки тому +7013

    Don't miss the next chapter: Every single woman in the planet, yes, every single one, is sued for being too attractive for our protagonist to handle. It's gonna be an exciting adventure, be sure to check it when it's out

    • @3company394
      @3company394 2 роки тому +239

      Eric wants to be a catholic priest but can’t handle all the nuns

    • @afonsomiguel6160
      @afonsomiguel6160 2 роки тому +12

      Ksp nostalgia

    • @mirianrivera2991
      @mirianrivera2991 2 роки тому +74

      Damn even your mother??

    • @elimhorn3308
      @elimhorn3308 2 роки тому +10

      First moral billionaire

    • @_tda
      @_tda 2 роки тому +94

      I would be flattered if I was being sued for being attractive

  • @owenleal
    @owenleal Рік тому +4

    Saul Goodman would not only take this case on, he would turn it into a whole class action of online incels and take twitch for billions.

  • @watergames8449
    @watergames8449 Місяць тому +4

    bro was trying to warn us

  • @SgtJager00
    @SgtJager00 4 роки тому +1833

    Plot twist: he doesn’t have these disorders, it’s an elaborate way to ban Alinity

    • @gamessportsandmore3371
      @gamessportsandmore3371 4 роки тому +66

      She can't be banned.

    • @Misanthropolis
      @Misanthropolis 4 роки тому +126

      ​@@gamessportsandmore3371 Yup, full immunity and control. She can freely ask to get banned or unbanned. Beating animals? No problem. Confessing to marriage fraud? No problem. Force-feeding your pet vodka? No problem. Why? Because Twitch mods are fucked up perverts who probably donate to her more than anyone else.

    • @lolfestman
      @lolfestman 4 роки тому +3

      @@Misanthropolis holy shit mega incel

    • @idealicfool
      @idealicfool 4 роки тому +43

      @@lolfestman idk man. Even many other girls get done for shit that alinity never would

    • @finnley905
      @finnley905 4 роки тому +12

      Yeah she has clearly broken a shit ton of rules.

  • @TheSilentWalkerz
    @TheSilentWalkerz 4 роки тому +3372

    Gees I bet that guy has like 40 computer monitors with a different female streamer on each screen

  • @cinimatics
    @cinimatics 2 роки тому +11

    I'm betting this guy's mom wrote this lawsuit.

  • @phil4986
    @phil4986 Рік тому +3

    I needed a good laugh, and this 2-year-old video gave me many. Thanks Charlie. Erik, turn off the computer and go outside, with your pants zipped up.

  • @guap3228
    @guap3228 4 роки тому +1775

    It was written by himself. He doesn’t have a lawyer and is representing himself in the lawsuit

    • @theholyhavel97
      @theholyhavel97 4 роки тому +50

      Well it was gonna get thrown out regardless but that just seals it don't judges just hate it when you represent yourself

    • @emiliomonroy7929
      @emiliomonroy7929 4 роки тому +5

      Why is that not surprising

    • @gregortheoverlander4122
      @gregortheoverlander4122 4 роки тому +50

      @@theholyhavel97 It's not that they hate it. It's that you really can't represent yourself. For the law to be fair it has to be complex so you need a lawyer to represent you.

    • @yatomii2140
      @yatomii2140 4 роки тому +1

      Seriously?

    • @thesystempunk
      @thesystempunk 4 роки тому +7

      So that's why the entire thing reads like a satire.

  • @ceedee4datd721
    @ceedee4datd721 4 роки тому +2675

    I love how this guy actually believes that this isn’t his fault

  • @jakob5152
    @jakob5152 8 місяців тому +3

    I expected his last name to be cartman

  • @absolutebuffoon6761
    @absolutebuffoon6761 9 місяців тому +6

    That post nut clarity was crazy

  • @xealzy7157
    @xealzy7157 4 роки тому +1187

    Bruh that’s literally the equivalent of suing McDonald’s because ur eating too much

    • @tomcat-js2zr
      @tomcat-js2zr 4 роки тому +169

      People have tried to sue McDonald’s for making them fat actually

    • @revelati_n
      @revelati_n 4 роки тому

      Indoor grass stfu

    • @rikkowastaken
      @rikkowastaken 4 роки тому +123

      Or suing McDonald because you're still depressed after ordering a happy meal.

    • @bluesphere4860
      @bluesphere4860 4 роки тому +38

      Well at McDonald's, you're supposed to eat the food, you're not supposed to masturbate on twitch. Saying your're suing the Hub for masturbating too much, then you've got a problem.

    • @regirock7313
      @regirock7313 4 роки тому

      Wow

  • @jojow.877
    @jojow.877 4 роки тому +2763

    “His obsessive compulsive disorder makes him obsessed with compulsions” Why did I laugh

    • @blaynegreiner9365
      @blaynegreiner9365 4 роки тому +143

      This is the line where one should immediately know it is a joke.

    • @mrkglsr
      @mrkglsr 4 роки тому +207

      When you gotta hit the word count in your essay

    • @FreeWolfeh
      @FreeWolfeh 4 роки тому +49

      His compulsion is being compulsed to disorders

    • @dolphidelaware
      @dolphidelaware 4 роки тому +34

      Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @staryskullz
      @staryskullz 4 роки тому +35

      As someone who has OCD that sentence took 2 years off my lifespan

  • @bobherobrine3415
    @bobherobrine3415 2 роки тому +5

    Dude speedrunning the "govern-ment to be exploited" ending can anyone find out what percent he is doing?

  • @malasauceOG
    @malasauceOG Рік тому +1

    I love how the photos are the most replayed

  • @JacobMeza-pro-footballer
    @JacobMeza-pro-footballer 3 роки тому +4868

    Imagine doing a mock trail of this for debate class

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 3 роки тому +64

      Y E S

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 роки тому +68

      If someone did this i want a link

    • @Froge4291
      @Froge4291 3 роки тому +22

      RN

    • @blakeprato8554
      @blakeprato8554 2 роки тому +6

      I bet I didn’t have any of this’d!)&&’mmmhebsdiebruqr was
      Idek

    • @danksinatra5054
      @danksinatra5054 2 роки тому +25

      I was in mock trial in highschool I wish we got a case like this. I would play the plaintiff

  • @memecat2000
    @memecat2000 4 роки тому +2138

    This is that episode of Family Guy when Quagmire discovers the Internet.

    • @sonofsparda3767
      @sonofsparda3767 4 роки тому +12

      🤣🤣

    • @yinyang1217
      @yinyang1217 4 роки тому +32

      Quagmire turns into a toilet with a water fountain in the toilet

    • @Shrando
      @Shrando 4 роки тому +10

      He discovered tinder didn’t he? 😂 I forgot that

    • @chris-pw5ck
      @chris-pw5ck 4 роки тому +2

      lmao now imagine this guys right arm :'D

    • @LSK2K
      @LSK2K 4 роки тому +1

      @@yinyang1217 that's a good point

  • @time5260
    @time5260 2 роки тому +2

    this is the pinnacle of the internet

  • @CedThev
    @CedThev 2 роки тому +3

    Eric will be forever remembered

  • @mediocreandworse59
    @mediocreandworse59 4 роки тому +2924

    Suing Charlie for ruining my life by causing me to fall in love and become obsessed with him. All I do is stare at my phone, watching his videos and neglect to eat, sleep, and work. My social life has also been destroyed after I tried imitating him by growing out my hair, spending my life-savings on adult toys, and breaking the bones in my legs to appear shorter which caused my friends and family to abandon me because I "scared" them.

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 4 роки тому +176

      i hope you get out of these dark times, i relate alot.

    • @rubberducky2664
      @rubberducky2664 4 роки тому +136

      I thought I was the only one. Thank you sharing your story, soldier.

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 4 роки тому +93

      That legs bit got me good

    • @magnesjberg24
      @magnesjberg24 4 роки тому +64

      @@rubberducky2664 #metoocharlie dont be afraid to share your story

    • @legion4698
      @legion4698 4 роки тому +14

      Suing you for taking him away from me

  • @mohki6973
    @mohki6973 4 роки тому +2051

    woman: exist
    this guy: so anyway I started donating

    •  4 роки тому +34

      The original still works.
      Him: so anyways....I started blasting. (Making jerking off motion with both hands alternating hands that he uses to beat his meat.)

    • @ssgpizzalover515
      @ssgpizzalover515 4 роки тому

      Bruh

    • @3dsmaster537
      @3dsmaster537 4 роки тому +7

      He owns every onlyfans

    • @rolland890
      @rolland890 4 роки тому +1

      @ meanwhile city-wide blackouts in his proximity start escalating at a dramatic and unexplainable pace...

    • @johns5586
      @johns5586 4 роки тому

      what a simp

  • @supremedak_god619
    @supremedak_god619 2 роки тому +2

    This sounds like a case Saul Goodman would have

  • @burgerpolice1193
    @burgerpolice1193 Рік тому +2

    Got a "stop watching porn" ad before this, found that funny

  • @TEHSTONEDPUMPKIN
    @TEHSTONEDPUMPKIN 4 роки тому +3995

    This dude is the living "Coomer" meme. Im not sure if its hilarious or sad people are actually like that.

    • @spike7032
      @spike7032 3 роки тому +7

      Hello gordon!

    • @alexbertil2756
      @alexbertil2756 3 роки тому +5

      He isnt jayman079

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 3 роки тому +3

      How dumb , otherwise me and billions of men should be able to sue too

    • @cecilia927
      @cecilia927 3 роки тому +29

      @@lukecrawford1215 billions?? you realize theres only 3 billion men on earth right

    • @lukecrawford1215
      @lukecrawford1215 3 роки тому +3

      @@cecilia927 well you knoe what I mean , I did mean specifically but there are probably a billion also man on the planet that don't get sex

  • @MrSuupar
    @MrSuupar 4 роки тому +2049

    He propably did write all this shit himself since the lawsuit is pro se. Meaning he is representing himself without a lawyer

    • @cadinle2135
      @cadinle2135 4 роки тому +93

      no lawyer would support him

    • @josephmenditto9380
      @josephmenditto9380 4 роки тому +50

      He actually did write himself he has no lawyer

    • @spiritbx1337
      @spiritbx1337 4 роки тому +8

      That always ends well...

    • @bmo1428
      @bmo1428 4 роки тому +1

      Or he is his own lawyer.

    • @chaosneto1
      @chaosneto1 4 роки тому +8

      Meaning his iq cant be very high. We should have a lawsuit filter. Just like we need a twitch gender filter.

  • @drbeefenator
    @drbeefenator Рік тому +2

    this is a quagmire moment from family guy pretty much

  • @timothylongblacksmithing6743
    @timothylongblacksmithing6743 2 роки тому +4

    I should have waited to take Business Law... This would have been an absolutely wild case to study

  • @nashjonas
    @nashjonas 4 роки тому +1186

    If Twitch adds a male/female filter, won't this guy just keep males permanently off and only choose to see females???

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 4 роки тому +166

      Some people actually go on Twitch for entertainment and not just to masturbate, believe it or not

    • @ShadowPersona0
      @ShadowPersona0 4 роки тому +87

      Rusty Shackleford Yes but actually no. That was the old twitch where it used to be a platform for gaming, now it’s a platform for simps to waste their money on female streamers. Also twitch favors women over men.

    • @RogerBLEU
      @RogerBLEU 4 роки тому +110

      @@ShadowPersona0 The vast majority of successful streamers on Twitch are men. I'm not saying there isn't a market for the so called simps on the platform but come on, there is more to Twitch than just that.

    • @solarfreak1107
      @solarfreak1107 4 роки тому +1

      Yeah that's what I thinking too.

    • @cookiemonster59263
      @cookiemonster59263 4 роки тому +8

      I wonder if he'd complain that filtering out women and only getting men recommended to them would be sexist and ableist because his sex addiction requires him to look at women and Twitch is causing him mental harm by denying him access to female streamers >:((