*SCANNING!!!* Pshhhkkkkkkrrrrkakingkakingkakingtshchchchchchchchcch*ding*ding*ding* ! (The Classic Dial-up sound) Alex is the best!! Delivers what Top Gear and Grand Tour are missing on a shoestring budget!
I nonce was sitting in a parking lot outside my friends home because that is where i park every time I see him. Every time I would come out to my car a huge dent would be there. Every time I would use a plunger to get the dent out and one day I set up a GoPro on the car and it turned out the person denting the car was my neighbor. I called the police and the dude ran away. I had a secret on my car, it was a painbal gun I had installed. Let's just say the guy was many different colours after that. Also liked at 3:37 you saaid "sorry to dent your confidence in me this morning". LOL.
Mad respect to you bro My first car, Peugeot 206, was dented to hell and back My whole drivers side door was dented like someone had taken a baseball bat and just started going at it with my doors. I used to park at a huge parking lot right beside the firm I was working at, and would always come back to a new dent and/or scratch on the doors. Luckily for everyone, this was in Germany where anything that looks like a firearm is banned, otherwise a whole parking lot would be flying up in the air a long time ago hahaha
What normal people think when someone dents their car: “It’s just a scratch, let me go and touch it up,” (grabs the touch up paint from the cupboard) What car guys think when their car is dented: “IT’S RUINED!!!! 😭😭”
Josh Bacon try having your ride getting hit in the parking lot ending up your rides headlights smashed to bits while the culprit left without leaving a note
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I used to live in a cul de sac where everyone parked in a line at the end. I started accumulating a serious quantity of "door scars" on the passenger side of my Mk1 MX5, But I couldn't work out who was causing it, Until I was hunched down in it one day while upgrading the radio and a neighbour turned up. His little brat child shoved her door open and into my car so hard that I didn't just hear it, I felt the car rock !!!! Angry? Just a teensy feckin' bit ! I got out and confronted the little brats "Owner" and told him to send his kid inside so she doesn't hear any "Choice language". He said I was overreacting about "A little scratch", So I told him "It wasn't a little scratch, It was several little scratches and SEVERAL FOUR INCH LONG CREASES ALL OVER THE SIDE OF MY FECKIN' CAR". I went on to explain "IT'S NOT YOUR CAR, GO ON, FEEL FREE TO LET HER FECK UP YOUR CAR., BUT WHAT YOU'RE TEACHING HER IS THAT IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DAMAGE OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY, AND THERE AREN'T ANY CONSEQUENCES.......... But there are consequences aren't there". With that he started walking away and muttered something under his breath, So I asked why he was suddenly "Leaving the scene of an accident without producing insurance details?"........ That got his attention. When he turned around and came back his whole demeanor had changed. He actually became quite apologetic. :) In the end I just took a few photos of the side of my car with my phone in front of him, And told him if any more damage appears on my car I WILL phone the police and be going after his insurance company. I think I made my point because from that night on he'd park his car in the only other available place, About 100 yards up the road. :)
Reman1975 I had a Clio Sport 172 and it was my pride & joy. Not new, but I looked after it. Parked in a Morrisons on Blackpool airport, loads of spaces as it was early. Came out and didn't think why it was odd that another car was parked next to it with sooo many other spaces to choose from. Only when I got home and went to open the passenger door did I spot the 10p sized dent in the door!! Angry doesn't come into it!!
Alex: I will avenge you. Phill: Ok you do that. Later Alex: Ok phill, time to brush your teeth. Phill: There’s a lot of gunk in that pipe. I gave an mx5 a personality. I’m so happy.
the part when he took ethans car for a ride to get some milk LMAO I cracked so bad geeez this hasn't happened for a long time, never felt so much joy while watching a video
Hahaha this is great. I love the way this shows evolved. Also loved the joke where Ethan fell asleep reading Ben Collins aka "Sacked Stig/the traitor Stig" book on how to drive. That was brilliant.
When people put a beer can or other can of soda on your car like its a fucking coffee table and continue to have conversation and your noticeably perturbed but are trying to be casual but your eye is getting twitchy......
@@mysamsung1876 I think the CVT gearbox that it uses is a pretty cool piece of technology, because it allows the engine to run at the optimal RPM for the highest efficiency, or at the highest power output when you need it.
This has a sean of the dead feel to it and its an amazing funny skit keep doing your thing car throttle bring more skits like this! Oh and fyi im getting a red na miata here soon!
Fantastic video! I absolutely adore this series that you’re doing. Honestly, the camera work is astonishing. Your videos are funnier than films intended for comedy. One thing; did you deploy the airbag when you were in the shed? It was interesting how you guys did it. Great job - best of luck for the future.
The moment you uploaded this someone parked me in, drove into my car and said that it wasn’t him, proceeded to get mad at me, then drove away. I’m a car guy, my car means the world to me. I’m still incredibly mad and frustrated, some people are just MASSIVE jerks.
TurboFerret87 Yes, humans both are scared, unsettled and entertained by weirdness. I don't know were humans put their differentiators about with feelings to use when, but can you please tell me were you put the line? I'm willing to learn more about humans so can you please answer?
One time i was high as fuck and noticed somebody had dented my drivers door, i called my dentist and booked in a filling, When i got to the reception the milf behind the desk told me to take a seat, i was so high i sat down in the waiting area and tried to put my seat belt on.
"Sorry to DENT your confidence in me this morning..."😂😂😂😂 ...Brilliance👏
1st dad
10:05
Infinite gear in an automatic gearbox just like all the Fast & Furious movies 😂
They don't use automatics in the fast and the furious. They use ratcheting auto-clutches, I guess you could call them.
No they use 20 gear manual transmission cars.
LYx461 no 500 speed manual
"Here you go Phil, brush your teeth!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
In thought he said "girl"
And my parents wonder why I have so many toothbrushes.
More like wipe your ass
I hope no MX-5's were hurt during the filming of this video
oppenheimer imgur.com/gallery/luqva
damn you
oppenheimer you son of a bitch
😐😑 (*Face palm*)
There is a slight problem there was 1 mx5 damaged
😂😂😂 I don’t know where you get these ideas from but they are pure class
Exhaust-ed true dat😂😂
uhh the powder face post explosion is totally from Sandlot
Exhausted 1000th like
Exhausted s
It felt so wrong when Alex left the car door open when he went to the store.
Joshua Lingerfelt and when he slammed it going in :(
Well.. It WAS his enemy's car.
StarShape well your right there
@@starshape6650 Enemies there is no ' in it
@@TruckerNathOfficial oh... my bad
That was truly awesome, I couldn't stop laughing during the whole video. Cheers guys, you made my day
'im here SCRATHING some butter in my toast'
'sorry to DENT your confidence in me'
Videos like this are why I'm subscribed
videos like this are the reason I unsubscribed. funny to see how people's tastes differ wildly. glad someone's being entertained, though =)
Peter Schmidt I SUBSCRIBED TOO
Same
Peter Schmidt I loves it how he treats it like a crime scene
10:00
*Calls up Chris Fix*
Hey guys, Chrisfix here. Today I'm gonna show you how to pop out a dent and murder your roommate using common hand tools you have in your home.
I No-Scoped JFK lol
@@alionus6783 😂😂😂
Seema Narayanan you just copied a reply
@@didasid copy cats = big twat
This is one fine piece of cinema art.
Motor oil eggs.... go on mate just have a another bite lol
Smoother, faster breakFAST
Another one bite the dusta
A normal car enthusiast’s breakfast.
My favorite series of the Channel!
Philipp Klein Herrero same
Philipp Klein Herrero I like the car project car seriew
I love these types of skit videos 😂
It'll never die
Yeah me too
Bond yes
this is just genius production quality gone way up
I love how he acts like the car is stick shift
The way the car a changes gear sounds like a Subaru
its a manual + auto and he s shifting gears dont u see the plus and minus
@@abdullahimughal I think the plus and minus are volume buttons
@@zynex9250 are you fucking stupid those are not volume buttons
@@Comrade420_ ah I though he was talking about the steering wheel, if it's on the gear then I understand
Every skit vids are always funny my fave is wat mechanics say
*SCANNING!!!*
Pshhhkkkkkkrrrrkakingkakingkakingtshchchchchchchchcch*ding*ding*ding* ! (The Classic Dial-up sound)
Alex is the best!! Delivers what Top Gear and Grand Tour are missing on a shoestring budget!
This is my favourite video of all time
This was absolutely brilliant.
Best 12 and a half minutes of the month for me.
This has to be one of the best edited episodes ever.
Hats off to you guys.
Thanks Chris!
4:17 Lol imagine if you are the new neighbor next door to them. You walk outside and see your neighbor "brushing his cars teeth"
The racing part should be in Ford’s adverts!
I nonce was sitting in a parking lot outside my friends home because that is where i park every time I see him. Every time I would come out to my car a huge dent would be there. Every time I would use a plunger to get the dent out and one day I set up a GoPro on the car and it turned out the person denting the car was my neighbor. I called the police and the dude ran away. I had a secret on my car, it was a painbal gun I had installed. Let's just say the guy was many different colours after that. Also liked at 3:37 you saaid "sorry to dent your confidence in me this morning". LOL.
@Therin Mazzaro good secret to keep in a car, and good thing you found out who was the bastard who was denting your car
Mad respect to you bro
My first car, Peugeot 206, was dented to hell and back
My whole drivers side door was dented like someone had taken a baseball bat and just started going at it with my doors. I used to park at a huge parking lot right beside the firm I was working at, and would always come back to a new dent and/or scratch on the doors.
Luckily for everyone, this was in Germany where anything that looks like a firearm is banned, otherwise a whole parking lot would be flying up in the air a long time ago hahaha
What normal people think when someone dents their car: “It’s just a scratch, let me go and touch it up,” (grabs the touch up paint from the cupboard)
What car guys think when their car is dented: “IT’S RUINED!!!! 😭😭”
or dent his car with your keys
Josh Bacon my buddy’s wife took his car one day and brought it back with a door ding. He came to work the next day and told me his car was totaled. 😂😂
Josh Bacon yeah but normie assholes usually do alot of damage
Josh Bacon try having your ride getting hit in the parking lot ending up your rides headlights smashed to bits while the culprit left without leaving a note
Josh Bacon car guy: MY BABY!
I honestly haven't laughed so hard in my life.
This is by far the best two guys one car episode!
Ethan's Magnatec
It's more than just oil. It's cooking engineering.
Alex and Phil- better love story Than twilight
H W F sad thing is that it’s wrecked imgur.com/gallery/luqva
NO. HOW? WHEN? WHY!!!!!!
EDIT: that's not the real Phil it has different wheels, different roll bar and is missing various stickers
How much awesomeness can you squeeze into a 12 min video. Love it!
This was brilliant Alex makes a great psycho and the cinematography was on point, LOL F&F automatic shifting.
I literally laughed within the whole video...😂
How many Ethans died in this episode?
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TimothyCow23 not enough
CG4165 GAMING XD
All of them
Too many
1:09 Love the edit of this, it's like Hot Fuzz! Awesome guys!
Wow! That was incredibly high quality. Good job guys!
This is like a short movie.. I really like this! Make more of these kinds of videos!
I love the hot fuzz vibe I got from this
BenDean it's a tumor
I was just about to comment the same hehe
Haven’t laughed so hard In ages 😂😂 please make more videos like this all the best to you all at CT you all make my day.
I used to live in a cul de sac where everyone parked in a line at the end. I started accumulating a serious quantity of "door scars" on the passenger side of my Mk1 MX5, But I couldn't work out who was causing it, Until I was hunched down in it one day while upgrading the radio and a neighbour turned up. His little brat child shoved her door open and into my car so hard that I didn't just hear it, I felt the car rock !!!! Angry? Just a teensy feckin' bit !
I got out and confronted the little brats "Owner" and told him to send his kid inside so she doesn't hear any "Choice language". He said I was overreacting about "A little scratch", So I told him "It wasn't a little scratch, It was several little scratches and SEVERAL FOUR INCH LONG CREASES ALL OVER THE SIDE OF MY FECKIN' CAR". I went on to explain "IT'S NOT YOUR CAR, GO ON, FEEL FREE TO LET HER FECK UP YOUR CAR., BUT WHAT YOU'RE TEACHING HER IS THAT IT'S ACCEPTABLE TO DAMAGE OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY, AND THERE AREN'T ANY CONSEQUENCES.......... But there are consequences aren't there".
With that he started walking away and muttered something under his breath, So I asked why he was suddenly "Leaving the scene of an accident without producing insurance details?"........ That got his attention. When he turned around and came back his whole demeanor had changed. He actually became quite apologetic. :)
In the end I just took a few photos of the side of my car with my phone in front of him, And told him if any more damage appears on my car I WILL phone the police and be going after his insurance company. I think I made my point because from that night on he'd park his car in the only other available place, About 100 yards up the road. :)
Reman1975 i used to think people in eastern EU are shit. It's sad to hear there are shitheada everywhere.
Reman1975 I had a Clio Sport 172 and it was my pride & joy. Not new, but I looked after it. Parked in a Morrisons on Blackpool airport, loads of spaces as it was early. Came out and didn't think why it was odd that another car was parked next to it with sooo many other spaces to choose from. Only when I got home and went to open the passenger door did I spot the 10p sized dent in the door!! Angry doesn't come into it!!
@@andrewhaines8603 damn bro the one who did it he got away?
Alex: I will avenge you.
Phill: Ok you do that.
Later
Alex: Ok phill, time to brush your teeth.
Phill: There’s a lot of gunk in that pipe.
I gave an mx5 a personality. I’m so happy.
Alex is a full man sized gremlin
well he's about half the height of a regular man, but i get your point
He's short
Get the fuck over it
Bet you're short too
the part when he took ethans car for a ride to get some milk LMAO I cracked so bad geeez this hasn't happened for a long time, never felt so much joy while watching a video
Some one at my college put an good dent in the middle of my mx5 door. Never found out who but man , I’m still mad 3 years later .
it was probably Ethan
The Dutchinator 😂
when in doubt trash a Prius
Someone doored mine real hard right in front of my mirror in the hardest place to repair
Totally understandable
They've made a thriller out of a car dent! Madness lol
Can't say anything about this video except for showing how I feel about this by laughing!
😂
*Great Video!*
Epiclifery Active
Pause at 0:54, The rear tire ain't moving. WTDF, LMAO!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of my all time favourite CT videos! It made my day for sure!!
This comment made our day!
Car Throttle
favorite**
HAMBURGERS! FREEDOM! KETCHUP! BACON! V8! FAT! MUSCLEEEE! DEEPFRIED! GUNS!
'MURICAAA!
also, it's my favorite CT video as well :)
Hahaha this is great. I love the way this shows evolved. Also loved the joke where Ethan fell asleep reading Ben Collins aka "Sacked Stig/the traitor Stig" book on how to drive. That was brilliant.
Another dent to the collection.... Remember... First cut is the deepest
Carsten Langbo i like this man ^
There's some acting skill in here...Alex should do scary movies for a laugh!
When people put a beer can or other can of soda on your car like its a fucking coffee table and continue to have conversation and your noticeably perturbed but are trying to be casual but your eye is getting twitchy......
😂boy that gets one infuriated
Some epic shifting in that automatic focus xD
Alex, I can't believe I'm going to say this, but that was probably your best episode yet.
Thanks! One more ep next week, then on with a new series :)
Finally! Someone who understands the heart and mind of a car guy!!!
0:55 is all I needed for my day to be awesome :)
Hey, remember one of the firts rules of the car culture: "respect every car even if it's not yours, but not the Prius"
Prii use some pretty cool technology!
@@jonavanderpal like what?
@@mysamsung1876 I think the CVT gearbox that it uses is a pretty cool piece of technology, because it allows the engine to run at the optimal RPM for the highest efficiency, or at the highest power output when you need it.
@@jonavanderpal true, I have actually got a prius myself, I'm not a taxi driver though, nearly every taxi except black cabs in my city are priuses
Your neighbours must think you're nuts
Nice 22b u have thereon ur profile pic
They wouldn't be wrong
Can't believe the amount of work put into a video with such a simple title - was expecting a 2min video.
Great work !!!
The truth of every car enthusiast, if car You borrowed is automatic, but have sequential mode, You are going to use it :P
TheLiberek ha my mums soccer mum car has this
Ethan and Alex the perfect combo, just love these 2 pure class thanks for making my day!
That's some Edgar Wright shit right there
10:00
I'm only half way through. All ready pissing myself. Best 2 guys 1 car yet 😂
attention no miatas were damaged during this video
Pedro Simões An MX-5 May have been, though.
3:11 omg, I'm reading that book right now!!
Stay away from those annoying soccer mom's whips. They dont teach their kids how to close or open the doors lol.
My uncle saw a tiny dent on his 2008 honda odyssey hood:Now i can finally get a new audi.
Ethan done f*cked up now
10:40 did anyone notice the food hygene rating of 1 on the shop door?
This has a sean of the dead feel to it and its an amazing funny skit keep doing your thing car throttle bring more skits like this! Oh and fyi im getting a red na miata here soon!
Fantastic video! I absolutely adore this series that you’re doing. Honestly, the camera work is astonishing. Your videos are funnier than films intended for comedy. One thing; did you deploy the airbag when you were in the shed? It was interesting how you guys did it. Great job - best of luck for the future.
Yoooo,this is the best idee you ever had,i love this type of video :)
You recover from a 360 degree spin out, bounce off the guard rail into a reverse drift all while I NEED YOUR LOVE starts playing in the background.
The moment you uploaded this someone parked me in, drove into my car and said that it wasn’t him, proceeded to get mad at me, then drove away. I’m a car guy, my car means the world to me.
I’m still incredibly mad and frustrated, some people are just MASSIVE jerks.
No cars were harmed in making of this film.
Should've removed and hidden his doors lol , then he won't dent anyone's car!
This is the best car throttle video yet!! Very well done lads
I had so much fun watching this, nice work
This have got to be one of the best videos ever. I couldn't stop laughing while watch this video.
This was really good. Like truly quality
I died when Alex said, “Sorry to DENT your confidence this morning.” xD typical British humour
😂😂 This is great! You guys are the best car UA-camrs
Absolutely brilliant! I think that this is the best 2 Guys 1 Car video so far. Well done!
You two are so weird! That's why I'm subscribed
TurboFerret87 Yes, humans both are scared, unsettled and entertained by weirdness. I don't know were humans put their differentiators about with feelings to use when, but can you please tell me were you put the line? I'm willing to learn more about humans so can you please answer?
This was just excellent. Truly hot fuzz-esque with the airbag mission.
Good production guys!!!!
Honestly one of my favorite car throttle videos in awhile keep it up 👌🏻
those automatic gear changes tho
Aria Doroodchi it was sequental
Truly understood this video after someone dented my car.
Car throttle the movie please!
Christopher Mclaren yes please
yesss :D
Love to watch it
Seriously mate! That'd be great!
The extra camera shots help so much omg
And the editing is awesome too :D
You're so right!
Alex Kersten it looks so much better than your older videos
These need to be the next top gear hosts!!
12 minutes of pure awesomeness and laughter
One time i was high as fuck and noticed somebody had dented my drivers door, i called my dentist and booked in a filling, When i got to the reception the milf behind the desk told me to take a seat, i was so high i sat down in the waiting area and tried to put my seat belt on.
@CarThrottle mate you should make a video “Top Accelerating Cars on a Budget”. Would defo give that a watch 👍🏽
This is oscar level shit
This is a feature film not a UA-cam video 😂
Omg this is so funny, im watching it the 3rd time and I'm still laughing my f***ing ass off 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂love u guys ur to good for UA-cam
I wich they would do more of these videos again. That's what made this channel great. Make CT great again !!
this is classic car throttle nice job guys
10:15 soccer moms late for practice be like :