(Throws sandvich to fellow heavy giving them 120 hp back) Heavy: AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! (survives getting hit by a single rocket) I AM BULLET PROOF!!! (mows the soldier down, and then the rest of the soldiers team with stock minigun, meanwhile the rest of the heavies provide support, fat scout runs ahead flanking the enemy and shooting them in the back with shotgun, Buffalo steak sandvich heavy charges ahead as well and starts beating the shit out of the scraglers, brass beast heavy sneaks past the enemy team preoccupied with the stock heavy, and sets up further ahead, killing everybody who is just respawning, tomislav heavies stay further back to deal with spies.
Other hero shooters: NOOO you cant pick the same class as your teammates, you have to choose something else, preferably something that would work good with your team! Team Fortress 2:
@@Gumbo354 to be fair overwatch isnt shitty, and its gameplay is decent, its just that it prioritises the "team based" in such a manner that your are forced to play in a hyperspecific way and only using specific characters because if you dont, you will drag others down (which leads to high toxicity because it becomes easier to see who is the weakest link, which leads to people shifting the blame on a single person instead of considering their own mistakes)
Perfect team comb: Close Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun) Mid Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun) Long Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Tomislav or just more minigun) Tank: Heavy(300 HP) Support: Heavy(Sandwhich) Mobility: Heavy(Gloves of Running) Truly, heavy is the most versatile of all classes kappa.
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996ironically, a team full of heavies is the best counter to sniper. sniper does a lot of damage in bursts, we all know that, and his charged shots can instakill even overhealed heavies! However, if a sniper just gets one heavy, then gets covered in heavy machine gun fire of the 11 remaining heavies, he won't have enough time to charge another shot.
@@chancewilliams3391 overwatch will ban you over anything if you get reported enough times and considering how stale their meta is, players often ban others if they don't play the "good" heroes. So yes!
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators." ~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators." ~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
They probably just didn’t feel like dealing with the slowdown of the heavy disguise. All those heavies would just gundown any teammate they saw not constantly firing.
I remember when in 2fort, my team went all engineer, but we were still losing. So I changed class to help em, because engi didn't work for me. I got IMMEDIATELY kicked
You know the worst part for RED was their demo setting stickies at spawn, hearing the revving and gunfire get progressively louder, and the rest of the team watching him cower in a corner as the slow realization creeps in that something is _terribly_ wrong.
That one instance where a group of individuals sharing one brain cell amongst each other gets queued up in the same match, on the same team, with the same exact thought processing always makes for the grandest of times
Reminds me of the time my whole team(including me) play as sniper in 2fort, every time an enemy pops up the whole line of snipers would shoot at the same time, it was like watching an execution
Since everyone is playing the same class they are also playing the same strategy meaning the 12 heavy weapons guys team is an actual “well coordinated” team
They should have at least reached the conclusion that against a wall of boolett it would be smart to thake the only class that can shoot behind a corner...
Rough guess: 400,000 dollars each 12 seconds per heavy. 5:00 Video, with about 4:30 of it being spent in game. That gives this video a 270 second runtime. 270 divided by 12 is 22 with a remainder of 6. So 22 x 400,000 which come out to be 8,800,000$ per heavy. 8,800,000 times 12 heavies total comes out to be 105,600,000$.
Reminds me of a time where I was on a game of Upwards casual and we had 9 heavies, I had to bargain for me and my friend to go Pyro (later Engineer) and Medic respectively for me to Spy check/make teles for them. Was the most fun game I had inawhile 😂.
I know this video is old, but one time we were in a payload match, and I was medic. Then the one guy in vc said, “what if we start the spy revolution?” “Let’s all be spy, the other team will get a kick out of it.” So there was all 11 Players (including me) as spy defending the base. The other team was just like “wtf?”
I’m honestly surprised we never got a meme or short from either tf2 or valve about something like this lmaooo the music is just adding to the perfection
I remember playing a Push-the-cart round a few months ago and I had 2 unique interactions. 1. I was kicked cause I'm a New Zealander 2. my entire team went Engineer for defense and everyone else on the opposing team left
The best part IMO is that everyone wasn't even playing stupidly, you had everyone constantly turning around to avoid spies / flanks, you had 2-3 guys ahead to scout it out / push any demos or soldiers away from the cart to avoid splash damage -except for that one incident, waaaah-
i was in a similar match but we organized so all the heavies were acting as different classes so there were spy heavies flanking with the tomislav, medic heavies running around with sanviches, fat scouts and normal heavies
Watching the AFK person finally pick their class as Scout, observing, then immediately locking Heavy is hilarious
1:49 AFK guy joins as scout
1:54 now he is heavy
Peak moment
@@Cheeze-r1xMetamorphosis 😌
Time to play scout
Oh wait they’re all heavy
I guess we’re doing this then
IYAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
LOL FR
The good kind of groupthink
So called free thinkers when there's more than 3 teamates going the same class:
We all share one brain cell
Free tankers
When I cue any game mode there is always at least 3 soldiers or snipers
Engineers creating sentry hell on 2fort
Academically acclaimed paid thinkers realizing it actually worked:
Heavy: “Heavy are you sure this will work?” Heavy:”I HAVE NO IDEA!!!”
(Throws sandvich to fellow heavy giving them 120 hp back)
Heavy: AHHHHHHHHHHH HAHAHAHAHA!!! (survives getting hit by a single rocket)
I AM BULLET PROOF!!! (mows the soldier down, and then the rest of the soldiers team with stock minigun, meanwhile the rest of the heavies provide support, fat scout runs ahead flanking the enemy and shooting them in the back with shotgun, Buffalo steak sandvich heavy charges ahead as well and starts beating the shit out of the scraglers, brass beast heavy sneaks past the enemy team preoccupied with the stock heavy, and sets up further ahead, killing everybody who is just respawning, tomislav heavies stay further back to deal with spies.
“Heavy are you sure this will work?”
“..Da”
“Okey”.
Heavy is heavily talking to Heavy about having clones of Heavy
He's here, he's there, he's everywhere! Who you gonna call? Psychic Friend Fredbear!
^Just saw your channel's description is this.
Lmao that 1 spy who disguised as a scout thinking "I have them fooled now" then instantly dies
Alternative is disguising as an unreved heavy.
Screw that
@@HellecticMojoshotgun:
@tyrannomon267 which is an unreved heavy.
Screw that x2
@@HellecticMojo revved shotgun
I can't imagine the fear Red team felt hearing the thunder and roaring of 10 miniguns in BLU spawn
“IM COMING FOR YOU” says heavy(‘s) calmly
@@Turkey_fan_2019heavy's what
@@Turkey_fan_2019 " *WE'RE* COMING FOR YOU!
HERE *WE* COME!!!"
POOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTISPOOTIS
I've experienced both red and blu all pick heavy
It was insane
Other hero shooters: NOOO you cant pick the same class as your teammates, you have to choose something else, preferably something that would work good with your team!
Team Fortress 2:
this is why overwatch can go f itself imo
I AM BULLETPROOOF!!!!
@@ClaireTheSaltyHypocrite2309 based….your the only one challenging the shitty game that’s only purpose is fan service over gameplay
wdym? another heavy is clearly the best thing to add to this team
@@Gumbo354 to be fair overwatch isnt shitty, and its gameplay is decent, its just that it prioritises the "team based" in such a manner that your are forced to play in a hyperspecific way and only using specific characters because if you dont, you will drag others down (which leads to high toxicity because it becomes easier to see who is the weakest link, which leads to people shifting the blame on a single person instead of considering their own mistakes)
Heavies: Get blown up
Random Heavy: Waaaaaaah! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Perhaps he wanted to run and avenge his brother
This ain't a heavy team this is a whole is-7 team
@@Engel-officialYTcaseohs light class team
One shot pfp
Your friend is dead! And now it's your turn!
Perfect team comb:
Close Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun)
Mid Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Minigun)
Long Range Damage Dealer: Heavy(Tomislav or just more minigun)
Tank: Heavy(300 HP)
Support: Heavy(Sandwhich)
Mobility: Heavy(Gloves of Running)
Truly, heavy is the most versatile of all classes kappa.
The team is *big* enough to fill eachother weakness
fr
Fat scout + melee heavy
Uhm,maybe medic with heavy ain’t the best nowadays
Anti-Spy: Heavy(Huo-long heater or just more minigun)
Enemy Ambushing: Heavy(Tomislav or fat scout)
The Russian Revolution (1917) colorized
Not canon, team isn't RED
It's more like Every Red Army unit post-1942.
@@TheWardenEngineer heavy is also canonically a White refugee (anti-communist)
@@TheWardenEngineerNo, no, he get it right, 1917, White Guards, not Bolsheviks
@@ee3660 well the winning side should be red, cause the bol'sheviks came to the government
I love how you can see the enemy team desperately grapsing for a counter
There was at LEAST 4 spies at one point, then a bunch of snipers
HERE COME THE SPIES
I don't think even sniper with 5k hours would help
I know that Sniper is a perfect counter for Heavy.
But when you encounter THAT, then what else they have to at that point?
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996 The only true counter.
*Join the bit.*
@@jocelantonettetenoc5996ironically, a team full of heavies is the best counter to sniper.
sniper does a lot of damage in bursts, we all know that, and his charged shots can instakill even overhealed heavies!
However, if a sniper just gets one heavy, then gets covered in heavy machine gun fire of the 11 remaining heavies, he won't have enough time to charge another shot.
Red team hearing the sound of 12 heavies all firing at once coming from blue spawn:
Imagine just hearing like 10 mini gun rev up sound outside blue spawn in setup time
The trumpets of Jericho
*oh no*
@@SnowflakeTheProtogen i would crap my pants!
Overwatch: "we ban players if they pick heroes that don't align with meta team roles"
TF2:
Wait what? That's a thing?
@@chancewilliams3391 overwatch will ban you over anything if you get reported enough times and considering how stale their meta is, players often ban others if they don't play the "good" heroes.
So yes!
Overwatch is the virgin fan to TF2's gigachad enjoyer
But why can't we have 5 Orisas? You're ruining the fun, Blizzard!
@@Bloom_HD Overwatch is still a thing? I thought this died after Overwatch 2 was released
I have yet to meet one that can outsmart boolet.
Boolet is the dumbest thing on battlefield. Red team? They compete for that title.
Russian literature reference spotted
Boolet is love.
Boolet is life.
Boulet
Screw team balance. This is TF2. We do whatever we want.
12 Heavies is obviously very balanced strategy
Behold, the Soviet Union
What the germans saw in the battle of stalingrad 1943 (idk and idc) colorized
"Союз нерушимый республик свободных"
Heavy's dad died in the gulag.
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators."
~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
"You must understand, the leading Bolsheviks who took over Russia were not Russians. They hated Russians. They hated Christians. Driven by ethnic hatred they tortured and slaughtered millions of Russians without a shred of human remorse. It cannot be overstated. Bolshevism committed the greatest human slaughter of all time. The fact that most of the world is ignorant and uncaring about this enormous crime is proof that the global media is in the hands of the perpetrators."
~ Alexandr Solzhenitsyn
The iron curtain
More like Stalin's speeding curtain of lead
@@o5e.r.t.b.a.d359 that sounds like a custom weapon name
Хахаахахахахаххахаха
This isn’t a curtain, it’s a whole battlement
2:48 "Hmm, yes, out of all disguises, scout definitely seems to be ideal for this situation" -blu spy
That is a red spy
Smartest spy main
They probably just didn’t feel like dealing with the slowdown of the heavy disguise.
All those heavies would just gundown any teammate they saw not constantly firing.
It's a Kunai user. What did you expect?
That one spy that ALWAYS picks scout no matter what because it's the first number on the list.
I remember when in 2fort, my team went all engineer, but we were still losing. So I changed class to help em, because engi didn't work for me. I got IMMEDIATELY kicked
I guess your only sin was not sharing the same braincell with them 😅 .
Youre a traitor to the cause.
@@domeen0gt895 I tried to help them!! I even killed the heavy that was killing all engies
Hive mind explained
@@heavy5370i can understand you
Entire team.. is HEAVIES!
ENTIRE TEAM IS FULL OF HEAVIES
HEAVY IS OUR HEAVY!
Entire team is- HEAVY- [schadenfreude] [killbind]
You know the worst part for RED was their demo setting stickies at spawn, hearing the revving and gunfire get progressively louder, and the rest of the team watching him cower in a corner as the slow realization creeps in that something is _terribly_ wrong.
The real w+m1 class
it cost 4.8B dollars to fire this weapon(s) for twelve secs
WE GOING IN DEPT WOTH THIS ONE
😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀
Heavies: to hell with the debt
4,8B*(60 sec/12 sec)*5*11 heavies = 1320B dollers for this video
@@nisaaby6193 so his grandkids have to work to pay off the debt unless Mann CO basically pays their workers a fortune
Isn’t the cost 4.8 mill for all 12 heavies to fire their guns
We once had a game where everyone went medic and just pocketed one guy that connected last as a heavy, love this game
The one Heavy: “Doctor! Are you sure this will work!”
Eleven Medics in unison: “I have no idea!”
That is so peak
Once in MvM we all were switching to the same class, we switched classes if we lost or won round
Bro didn't had pocket medic, he had whole fucking pocket hospital
The pyro with a 3rd degree: _My time has come!_
1:20 shout out to that 1 trolldier who blindly jumped to the cart only to be met with 11 Heavy's
Team Heavy 2
Heavy Fortress: Episode 2 Season 1
Heavy Heavy II: Heavy
HeavyLoad gamemode
Team 2 Heavy
Heavy VS Robo-Sandvich Gamemode
2:49
"The enemy team has all gone Heavy! I shall disguise as Scout!" Flawless logic right there.
OK, but can we talk about the heavy a few seconds later that just has bright purple eyes
I thought he did it for the movespeed
@@cherboka4856spy doesn't even gain movement speed as scout 💀
This proves that everyone is a heavy main, we just need to be reminded every match.
Meanwhile, in a parallel universe where the Heavy update has been released:
0:54 the only one medic in the team:
MEDIC!!!
1:52 the second i saw the scout change into heavy my eyes actually lit up
Heavy traffic
That one instance where a group of individuals sharing one brain cell amongst each other gets queued up in the same match, on the same team, with the same exact thought processing always makes for the grandest of times
"Oh my god they got 3 heavies- no 4 heavies- no 5, oh my days." - Engineer on the opposite team
Vax
"I see one, two, three- oh shit." - a German scientist
The best part about this is that it worked
I like how it starts from 2 into whole full team in a minute like infected
All the icons just being like ">:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D >:D" had me rolling
Reminds me of the time my whole team(including me) play as sniper in 2fort, every time an enemy pops up the whole line of snipers would shoot at the same time, it was like watching an execution
That sounds terryfing
That PFP...
Red are fighting the Russa
The Soviet Union
The bes part? The fact that it *WORKED.*
Since everyone is playing the same class they are also playing the same strategy meaning the 12 heavy weapons guys team is an actual “well coordinated” team
@@MarshmallowTheWolf w+m1
Billions of dollars worth of ammo go bye bye.
I love that one spy who disguised as scout to the team full of heavies
No other game can have such funny moments as Tf2. Truly a special game.
4:07 that one heavy's face expression XDD
"D:>"
Scout : switches to engi , then to heavy, then to medic
a teammate we all need
a heavy shooting infront of the resupply cabinet almost always results in 12 heavy team for me lmao
the spy disguised as scout when the enemy is all heavy...
1:51 spy really going for the one scout only for him to change to heavy
No one expects the Heavy Inquisition
Pootis Engage Reborn (12 heavies invade anime containment zone)
I remember that moment of pure fear when five heavies was going after me right to the intelligence room when I was engineer
I love how the enemy team just started leaving the match. What are you even supposed to do in that situation 😂
Probably homemade powerplay by stacking multiple different Ubers onto one single demo
@@MarshmallowTheWolfyeah right, like casual is ever gonna have that level of coordination
Vax
They should have at least reached the conclusion that against a wall of boolett it would be smart to thake the only class that can shoot behind a corner...
Not go ALL SPY at least?
its impossible to be bored in this game
autobalance having a stroke and the sniper uselessly throwing piss jars is kinda funny ngl
Defence of Moscow 1942 Video footage colorized
Someone calculate the cost of that many Heavies firing their guns for that long.
Rough guess:
400,000 dollars each 12 seconds per heavy.
5:00 Video, with about 4:30 of it being spent in game. That gives this video a 270 second runtime.
270 divided by 12 is 22 with a remainder of 6.
So 22 x 400,000 which come out to be 8,800,000$ per heavy. 8,800,000 times 12 heavies total comes out to be 105,600,000$.
@@guniverse.5847 holy crap dude…
that’s more money than I’ll ever see!
Not as much as others think (I did not think) @@guniverse.5847
The world economy was going to collapse
“Some people think they can outsmart me….maybe…. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet”
-Heavy Weapons Guy
Reminds me of a time where I was on a game of Upwards casual and we had 9 heavies, I had to bargain for me and my friend to go Pyro (later Engineer) and Medic respectively for me to Spy check/make teles for them. Was the most fun game I had inawhile 😂.
3:40 "Gentlemen, we aren't like ANY men, we are HEAVY mains and we WILL pub stomp the lobby"
It’s like they’re casually mowing the fuking lawn, damn
Ataque dos heavy
Titãs Russos kkkkkk
HEAVY GAMING!!!!
TF2 is the only game where this and similar completely insane "tactics" actually work.
445th sub, well deserved.
I know this video is old, but one time we were in a payload match, and I was medic. Then the one guy in vc said, “what if we start the spy revolution?” “Let’s all be spy, the other team will get a kick out of it.”
So there was all 11 Players (including me) as spy defending the base. The other team was just like “wtf?”
The French music must have been deafening
they tried to counter a team of heavies with 4 spies...
gotta love pubs
There's an old adage I heard back when I first started playing TF2 that seems many folks seem to forgot about;
The heaviest team always wins
All red needed was one medic with a pyro or demoman, but they were not able to outsmart bullet
i love that the enemy team was basically stacking spies
Mother russia
But instead of necro there's sandwich.
haha fat crocodile
russia is garbage
Father russia
Had a shit ton of morbidly obese children
Это не "толпой нападаем", это "братская помощь"!
im glad this got recommended to me
Idea: Get everyone on your team to pick Sniper, then have them all look up and spin rapidly while shooting
The full community experience, only thing missing is some guy playing metal on the mic & another doing a heavy impression & taking the role of leader
"You cannot stop Boolet."
10 heavy's show up.
"Hahaha. Cry some more."
This is why tf2 will always be one of the games in my top 5
I’m honestly surprised we never got a meme or short from either tf2 or valve about something like this lmaooo the music is just adding to the perfection
A flock of heavies is called a Massive.
I just love how once in a blue moon in recent years casual just randomly becomes class wars for a round or two.
They just hear someone rev their machine gun and then a few more rev their machine gun and then they see heavies
They were not prepared for such a … heavy assault
It costs 36 thousand dollars, to fire this weapon for 12 seconds.
congrats on pulling this number out of your ass
Sniper: "It's a miracle....IT'S AN AUSTRALIAN CHRISTMAS BLOODY MIRACLE"
For me this happened on 2fort with engineer and we all built in the intel room, one scout tried to capture our intel and he got instantly vaporized
I remember playing a Push-the-cart round a few months ago and I had 2 unique interactions.
1. I was kicked cause I'm a New Zealander
2. my entire team went Engineer for defense and everyone else on the opposing team left
Some people think they can outsmart us. Maybe.
Maybe.
We have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
The entire team: goes heavy.
The first three heavies: what are you doing?!
Everyone: WE HAVE NO IDEA!
Yoo!! i also use that HUD, I love it how stylish is and how well it fits with Tf2's vibe.
kinda gives off comic book vibes tbh
TF2 Players whenever the most minuscule amount of goofiness happens in game:
Heavy team
Those constant spy checks filled my heart with joy.
Red team:WE WILL WIN TH-
Heavys:ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT
>The spy picking a scout disguise
This is truly a team fortress 2
The best part IMO is that everyone wasn't even playing stupidly, you had everyone constantly turning around to avoid spies / flanks, you had 2-3 guys ahead to scout it out / push any demos or soldiers away from the cart to avoid splash damage -except for that one incident, waaaah-
That's one of the reasons why i love TF2 😊
Long ago, the 4 heavy counters lived in harmony
Snipers
Spies
Scouts
And phlog pyro
But one day, everything changed, when the h e a v y attacked
If a new player ever asks me to describe tf2 for them in a nutshell. I'm sending them this video
"I AM BULLETPROOF!"
- _Heavy from TF2_
i was in a similar match but we organized so all the heavies were acting as different classes so there were spy heavies flanking with the tomislav, medic heavies running around with sanviches, fat scouts and normal heavies
That Heavy is a spy!
That Medic is a spy!
That comment is a spy!
That Medic is a... SOLDIER!
Yeah 👍
That medic is a, MEDIC!
the spy who disguised as scout and was killed like "no! only heavy"
I fount the biggest spy fear