I’m honestly ecstatic for this video, because I wholeheartedly believe the only way to prepare for a show is to get buzzed on Lemmys and blast the discographies of the bands playing.
Not sure if there are many metalheads into punk, but punk shows are pretty sick too and you can come across free shows or shows where they're cool with donations for like gas and food...the musician's struggle :(
Hey dude Here's some of my favorite bands Black Sabbath Exodous Testament Candlemass Overkill Slayer Merciful fate Lazz rockit Megadeth Anthrax Old metallica
Thanks for Phantom Witch, got them in my playlists for quite a time now and they always put that thrashy shit eating grin on my face when they come up.
Karpizzle could off used this before he got lost in eternity at the sabaton concert Edit:holy shit this is the third time in a row I got the most liked comment in there video
wow. 24 seconds in the vid and i am off for a good start. i am seeing TAIM, Fit For An Autopsy and Carnifex tomorrow. i imagine myself doing the same. somehow wake up, bake down, beer up while brushing teeth, get a dressing plan, showering and theeeeeen, somehow kill time till i can finally go to the concert.
I'm still a bit shocked on how many shirts Chris has
But only one denim
I think I got past 80 already
Im still jealous of all of them
I'm more surprised with how neatly they are folded. As if he actually wash them. XD
That's just like my boyfriend! He has like 50 shirts or more and I have 15 hahaha
You were never ready for the show because you left your battle jacket.
This entire vid is just one big flex for Chris’ wardrobe
Making a hole on your beer can with your bullet belt is the most metal thing I've seen so far. Haha. Great video Jhofffilms. 🤘🐼🐼
All this time, and I’ve never thought about doing that with my bullet belt 🤦♂️
Gonna get a bullet belt just to do that
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Incredibly inaccurate. I've always just woken up in the parking lot of the venue.
hi lois
You have a Penn Jillette pfp, and your name is "God". You, are legally hilarious.
I usually wake up in a dumpster
Thanks God
You wake up in the carpark? I wake up in the middle of the mosh pit
Fun fact, for concerts in the US we use an AR-15 in place of that hockey stick
It's a clearing stick dude
Trailer park boys inspired
Replace concerts with schools and you’re accurate
I thought it was an AK-47. Call yourself American and you don't even use an AK-47
@Hyldýpið I retract my statement
“Why would I ruin the mosh pit smell”... never have truer words been spoken.
2:55
It's confirmed
Jesus is a metalhead
Always has been
Layne Staley is a singing god.
2:54
Mission: don't be gay
Difficulty: C H R I S T H R A S H E R
"Show's going to be on in 6 hours! Gotta get there!"
Literally me...
Me as well. I'm usually there 6-7 hours before the show
So this video is going up on the same day I'm seeing Cannabis Corpse in Philly tonight
Lucky bastard. I would've killed somebody granted they would come to Poland any time soon
me Slayer in Bulgaria
@@martingeorgiev999 I wish they come to Istanbul but naah
Saw them Saturday and got kicked out for smoking weed
@@djobe420 yep
How have you slammed a million beers and managed to lose weight dude??
Hes just thrash like that
Moshing
Only slam beers for shows
He's just so fucking thrash
Seasons in the pit 🤘
This is a good tutorial on my first metal show, cheers 👌🏻
being a minor metalhead is tough, no beer and hardly any all ages shows
Same dawg, 14, and wanting beer everyday
Sneak in dude, been doing that shit since 16
@@collectiveleak teach me the ways
Just come to the balkans we start drinking at 15 and get alcohol problems at 16
@@HadesTheSecondGR literally.
chris: has like 300 band t-shirts
also chris: wears the same 4 or 5 shirts in every video 🤘🏻😝🤘🏻
1:57 that metal shirt collection is bigger than my future
On behalf of myself and the other metal chicks in the audience:
2:54 - God *damn*
plus the one gay metalhead you'd never know was gay ;)
Thanks sis
I am more like. Hmm.. Wtf. Uhh nice if he joins the moshpit. 🤘
Damn chris, really proud of you for all the weight loss! Lookin good mate🤘🤘🤘
When there is a school shooting
Normal people: that’s really sad
The media: it’s heavy metals fault
It sucks that they put the blame on heavy metal
@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 they blame a lot of things tho
@@AliJr_MetalGames_MetalGuitar Proof that society today is stupid
So sad but truuuuuuue !!!
@@shatteredglassfonsi1030 yeah I feel pretty stupid.
At least I'm not Linda Sarosaur
I love the trailer park boys references
Deadly Headshot90 cleaning the table with they hockey stick was absolutely gold right? FRIG OFF!
...that's not the hair tutorial video we were promised.
I’m honestly ecstatic for this video, because I wholeheartedly believe the only way to prepare for a show is to get buzzed on Lemmys and blast the discographies of the bands playing.
I’m to poor for metal shows
Same but here I am watching this
Big bands are so expensive, but there's always underground stuff which go for $10 or less. But the problem is their so hard to find :(
There should be local bands playing for a lot cheaper. The crowd is generally more fun too.
Not sure if there are many metalheads into punk, but punk shows are pretty sick too and you can come across free shows or shows where they're cool with donations for like gas and food...the musician's struggle :(
It's hard for me to find metalheads that will go with me to shows.
Great, finally an experienced professional Canadian guide
1:55 - 2:35 The struggle of not knowing which band shirt to wear
Hey dude
Here's some of my favorite bands
Black Sabbath
Exodous
Testament
Candlemass
Overkill
Slayer
Merciful fate
Lazz rockit
Megadeth
Anthrax
Old metallica
Dang, that was a nice view. Looking good dude.
Every video with Chris is pure gold
"I should probably get some like, healthy food in me before I get to the show."
"Oh, perfect! Plant-based beer."
Best diet 2019
I think I know how to get ready for a metal show when I watch the best UA-cam channel ever.......
Vevo
About to see my first death metal band next week and definitely going to use this tutorial.
Thanks for Phantom Witch, got them in my playlists for quite a time now and they always put that thrashy shit eating grin on my face when they come up.
Watching this in 2020. Hits hard man.
The "show starts in 6 hours" part is definitely me before every concert. By the way I'm jealous of his hair, it's so gorgeous.
Amazing as always! Keep up the great work Jhofffilms! 🤘🔥
0:41 Chris practicing for his drone metal band
the hard life of a wild metalhead
Man thanks alot I started listening to Exodus because of you and I love it
I appreciate the use of the clearing stick in this video
4:23 this is the most metal thing I've ever seen 🤘
Damn Chris is actually in pretty good shape💪 your fucking awesome btw, love your vids
Karpizzle could off used this before he got lost in eternity at the sabaton concert
Edit:holy shit this is the third time in a row I got the most liked comment in there video
@Joe Swanson I get the joke from burzum war
Joe Swanson this is war huh wow
The whole piss break scene cracked me up lmao. Can't tell you how many times I've felt like that with beer bladder.
1:06 that is officially the most thrash thing I've seen
the fangirl is the person following him all day 😂😂😂
Love all your videos man always make my day Chris is too hot 😍😍😍🤘🏾
I know right?! 😍😍
That metal curb your enthusiasm at the end was brilliant.
The ”it starts in 6 hours” part was so true😂
I rewatch all these about every week
My first metal festival of the bands I will be looking forward to seeing in the future are Children of bodom, Obituary and Goatwhore.
Chris=Thrash Lord
such neatly folded shirts.....how METAL! LOL!!!
If anyones wondering, the song in the background is called “Death As We Know It” by Phantom Witch
4:23 fucking magical way to open a brew.
Best birthday gift ever, an upload from y'all:) thank you guys
This channel got me into Phantom Witch
2:10 clean cut my man
That metal curb your enthusiasm made my day
That moment when you forgot you're wallet at home
5:10
Is Karpizzle still at that Sabaton concert?
I needed that way too much! Slayer are coming in 18 hours in Athens and I can't sleep...yayy(?)
0:28 Flexing the Rolex 😌
The golden age of jhoff is truly over
This video singlehandedly introduced me to Cannabis Corpse. I’m a fan.
I’m SO jealous of your shirt collection
Plant-based beer: The best way to prep your lungs for yelling "SLAYERRRRR" louder than anyone else at the Cannabis Corpse show.
Great shirt choice. Come to Brazil.
chris is getting swolleeeeee boysss
This is helping me with my prep for bullet for my valentine in Cardiff November 7th 2021
Going Trailer Park Boys with that hockey stick LOL.
Love that ending, “curve your enthusiasm” guitar version
Piercing the can with the bullet belt and that eyebrow raise was smooth as fuck.
Metal drummers just clip straight through the shower and into the drum throne to save time
Saw phantom witch last week. Killer band.
good thing this video got posted because my dad and i are seeing slayer in november
Ticket on sale tomorrow for the nov leg, which show tho?
@@THRASHMETALFUNRIFFS taxslayer center
Im seeing slayer tomorrow, the best video upload for me
Another video full of punchlines, you guys never disappoint me hahaha
Gotta wake n bake that's necessity for anything and everything🤘😤🤘
either this or one of the metalhead advice videos was the first video by you that i watched in summer of 2019.
always inspired to buy more metal clothes after watching
My vest has a beer opener 😂🤘🏻
Nice i got one on my key chain always ready for a bear
1:54 band shirt collection goals
That moment when he grabbed the beer out of the shower. I felt that
0:40 Slayer - Angel of Death (Budget Version)
4:23 this is the real reason bullet belts exist, apart from the fact it looks fucking awesome
that curb your enthusiasm cover was cool
I’ve been opening beer wrong. Note to self- need bullet belt to shotgun the brews
Love Cannabis Corpse! Best progressiv technical glammetal out there! GLAM!
Seeing metallica in 5 days! Thanks
Estonia?
siellä nähää saaatna
Sorry to hear that.
@@shrimpbunt hahahahaha
Going to a rock concert I see
wow. 24 seconds in the vid and i am off for a good start. i am seeing TAIM, Fit For An Autopsy and Carnifex tomorrow. i imagine myself doing the same. somehow wake up, bake down, beer up while brushing teeth, get a dressing plan, showering and theeeeeen, somehow kill time till i can finally go to the concert.
“I gotta get to the venue quick!” Pisses for a minute straight.
And I thought my metal shirt collection was that large, nice amount there 🤘🤘
clearing shit off with the hockey stick 😂🤘.. reminds me of trailer park boys. Hell yeah bro
The outro is class
It’s totally now weird to just wake up with a hockey stick in your hand. Very normal
0:37 I Fucking LOVE that trailer park boys reference lol
4:15 nice Japanese Maple leaves above your head. Japanese Maples are METAL AF!!!!
Opening a beer with your bullet belt is actually really creative
Slayer is playing on Saturday so this is my guide . 1.Beer , 2.More beer , 3.Vest , 4.Bullet Belt and finally more Beer
jesus christ I’M IN LOVE