HFY Sci-Fi Short Stories - Reigniting Their Art Of War & Humanity's Rage (r/HFY TFOS# 798)

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  • @SamaelHellscrem
    @SamaelHellscrem 3 роки тому +1142

    You can't truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you're capable of great violence, if you're not capable of violence you're not peaceful, you're harmless.

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 3 роки тому +43

      Would you be satisfied with a "blood eagle"?

    • @zanenevada7327
      @zanenevada7327 3 роки тому +18

      @@dusanradin5868 Only if you do it slowly 😩

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 2 роки тому +18

      But what if someone overdid it and causing ALMOST half of the Universe worth of lives destroyed?
      Is it still Peaceful?

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 2 роки тому +61

      It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 роки тому +3

      Ok edge lord

  • @slavicgerman5104
    @slavicgerman5104 3 роки тому +726

    The death of terra was one thing... But the second story...Rip and tear, until it is done.

  • @asurasyn
    @asurasyn 3 роки тому +557

    "We are made for war. We got so good at it that we stopped."
    This!
    This is _The Art of War_ in a nutshell!!

    • @Falx01
      @Falx01 3 роки тому +22

      As far as I know it was first stated by Larry Niven, in the Man - Kzin Wars.

  • @МихаилРадулов-й4т
    @МихаилРадулов-й4т 3 роки тому +227

    Ah when the holy crusade started and all war crime technicues and ideas were allowed for use on any xenos you find. For that to end in kids question to his grandfather " Papa are we really alone?" - "Yes we made sure of it" said calmly the old man with a soft smirk on his face as he layed the child into his bed.

    • @xavierzaxavier5873
      @xavierzaxavier5873 2 роки тому +19

      "every single one if them" 🤭😂😂😂🤣

    • @ChainsawAxis
      @ChainsawAxis Рік тому +9

      Rule N°1 with the humans : "Don't touch the kids". Ignore this rule, and the Geneva Convention becomes the Geneva Checklist.

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 11 місяців тому

      @@xavierzaxavier5873 they were just xeno scum anyways, not even worth their weight in dogshit

  • @MalefAzelb
    @MalefAzelb 2 роки тому +446

    As a wise man once said: "The kindest people are often also the fiercest when angered, for in order to anger them, what you must do is irreversible."

    • @ravengrey6874
      @ravengrey6874 Рік тому +46

      "A wise fears only three things. A storm at sea, the moonless night, and the anger of a gentle man"

    • @narutohuntmendemon6354
      @narutohuntmendemon6354 Рік тому +28

      A wise man once said "When a good man goes to war the devil run"

    • @christainsanders1243
      @christainsanders1243 Рік тому +11

      a wise man once said "good men don't need rules. today's not the day to find out why I have so many."

    • @christainsanders1243
      @christainsanders1243 Рік тому +2

      a wise man once said "good men don't need rules. today's not the day to find out why I have so many."

    • @aidreinhorn1534
      @aidreinhorn1534 Рік тому +1

      "such as eating the last slice of pizza"

  • @blitzkrieg8776
    @blitzkrieg8776 3 роки тому +323

    That second story would unite humanity in no other way possible. The term Xenocide wouldn't even be used, but cleansing.

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 2 роки тому +1

      Exterminatus

    • @Aden_III
      @Aden_III 2 роки тому +8

      Ahh 🫡

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 Рік тому +35

      well yeah, the repeated line "Xeno Delenda Est" means something like "The aliens must burn", it's actually kinda clever because it's a reference to a roman speaker during the Punic Wars, who would only speak about Carthage, and finished every speech with "Carthago Delenda Est" (Carthage must burn).

    • @swimm8329
      @swimm8329 Рік тому +3

      @@epicslayerguy99 I love history. It just adds a certain something to one's xenocidal cleasing.

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Рік тому

      AVE imperium of man! AVE imperator!
      Xenos and mutants shall fall before me!

  • @tristan.l.p703
    @tristan.l.p703 3 роки тому +103

    I'll put a quote here
    "There is a world of difference between *PEACEFUL* and *HARMLESS* "

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 5 місяців тому +1

      One chooses to vibe, the other has no choice but to vibe.

  • @Bjorn308
    @Bjorn308 3 роки тому +268

    (listens to 2nd story)
    (suddenly in Terminator Armor wielding a Thunderhammer)
    "Death to the alien!"

    • @Bilskirnir3124
      @Bilskirnir3124 3 роки тому +22

      Suffer not the Xeno to live! Purge it's purfidity whereever it may hide! For the Russ! For the Allfather!

    • @flyboy6392
      @flyboy6392 3 роки тому +11

      For the Lion and the Rock!

    • @ricardotorrence6459
      @ricardotorrence6459 3 роки тому +11

      Nobilitis ultramarinis
      Agitatis ultramarinis

    • @crystalalarm3
      @crystalalarm3 3 роки тому +9

      ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..........

    • @griffin5653
      @griffin5653 3 роки тому +4

      WE MARCH FOR MACRAGGE!!!

  • @drewahrens3141
    @drewahrens3141 3 роки тому +339

    That second story triggered 1 of the 3 major things that truly enrages me. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE!

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +37

      rip and tear

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 3 роки тому +23

      aye, ive already rustled the boys together. let us go brother. rip and tear

    • @seand.g423
      @seand.g423 3 роки тому +30

      @@baronvonkaiser9912 but, of course, _never_ too quickly...
      Too... _mercifully_ quickly...

    • @lbochtler
      @lbochtler 3 роки тому +12

      *proceeds to work on the creation of FTL travel and the creation of star system destroying weapons*

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 3 роки тому +1

      @@lbochtler those are only to be used in retaliation for acts of world destruction against human civilians. For things like the second story it needs to be up close and personal, armies landing and exterminating with guns and blades. Let them feel the inevitability of their extermination.

  • @Ideo7Z
    @Ideo7Z 3 роки тому +158

    1st Story: Cadia/Earth stands.
    2nd Story: The Dark Eldar did what?! Malcador, get me my sons. Get me Angron and Curze...

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому +1

      Hahaha

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому +2

      Unleash the dread wing

    • @keithmays8076
      @keithmays8076 Рік тому +6

      I think the Salamanders have just what the doctor ordered.

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Рік тому +3

      Don't forget Leman Russ.

    • @vrcommandoata5403
      @vrcommandoata5403 Рік тому +6

      Vulcan is already lighting up the grill for the xeno barbecue.

  • @ladyodragons3849
    @ladyodragons3849 3 роки тому +173

    Imperium: (Attacks human colonies)
    Humans: "So... You have chosen... Death."

  • @adolfasramanauskas6780
    @adolfasramanauskas6780 3 роки тому +265

    That year the childrens' books must have been lit
    Chatper 1: Reading
    Chapter 2: Respecting Elders
    Chapters 3-14: Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year

    • @inquisitorthornside3p494
      @inquisitorthornside3p494 2 роки тому +25

      Let's find a nasty, slimey alien to fear!

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 роки тому +20

      @@inquisitorthornside3p494 Theres no more cutsey stories about ET going home!

    • @dirkbastiaandejong997
      @dirkbastiaandejong997 2 роки тому +19

      @@medical-cyanide1526 Lets learn to love our neighbours like the christians learned in Rome!

    • @stevedixon921
      @stevedixon921 2 роки тому +7

      @@dirkbastiaandejong997 Maybe I'm missing some info, but with what I think I know, I'd say that is a bit cruel.

    • @papercamera2989
      @papercamera2989 2 роки тому +10

      ​@@stevedixon921 'Nero punished devoted Christians by coating their strung bodies in pitch, oil, wax and other flammable materials before lighting their feet and using them as human candles. The 'Roman Candles' were used to light formal parties within the imperial gardens, whilst lit in such a way to prolong torture and pain.'

  • @James-bw4np
    @James-bw4np 3 роки тому +100

    Reads second story...
    Humanity: What We have are a certain set of skills, skills acquired over a long and rough history, skills that makes us a nightmare for xenos like you.
    You should have never touched our children. We are coming for you. We will find you. And we will RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!

  • @robgraham5697
    @robgraham5697 3 роки тому +56

    The first story reminded me of the story ‘The Bully And The Crazy Boy’.
    The Sol system is invaded by cat~like aliens with more people, more resources, and better technology than humans. Also they are more vicious and intelligent than us.
    But we are crazier.

    • @SH-qs7ee
      @SH-qs7ee Рік тому +1

      Don't underestimate a species that rose to the top of the food chain on a world that wants us dead, by hunting anything bigger and deadlier with pointed sticks and rocks.

  • @thunderbird4636
    @thunderbird4636 3 роки тому +84

    That first one got me I actually cried for the death of Earth and all the life it holds.
    Edit: I was pounding my fist when I heard the second part, especially the tipping point.

    • @baronvonkaiser9912
      @baronvonkaiser9912 3 роки тому +12

      rip and tear, untill it is done

    • @classicalc.d.f.c5373
      @classicalc.d.f.c5373 3 роки тому +6

      RIP AND TEAR!!!

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 3 роки тому +3

      I think I've seen a proper sequel to the first story set on Earth, as the planet itself survives even if changed but kept intact and relatively warm by said dimensional(?) "explosions," now permanently etched in spacetime, that they used to entrap the enemy armada,
      ...and as a result ensure that no FTL travel can ever be made possible in the system, and what's more the entire *space* itself in the surrounding area became like an eternal invisible meat-grinder/sharpest slicing machine imaginable... slicing apart, eviscerating, atomizing any ship or thing moving "too fast" or at a particular approach vector. etc.
      (Leading to the whole Lara Croft/Indiana Jones -like expeditionary/exploratory adventure story)
      _fun stuff "fun" stuff..._

  • @Cheezymuffin.
    @Cheezymuffin. 3 роки тому +100

    Reaction to second story:
    *clears troath*
    *WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому

      Zeno Delenda Est
      Suffer not the zenos to live
      Die.. !!!

    • @DepressedCrow
      @DepressedCrow Рік тому +1

      *WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH*

  • @lagaul5124
    @lagaul5124 3 роки тому +105

    The first story reminded me of a thought I had yesterday. There is nothing more terrifying than a human burning with the fire of rage, and chilled with overwhelming hatred, while being fueled with adrenalin.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +16

      only topped but one thats bored

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 2 роки тому +11

      And coccain, don't forget the coccain. any human on a controlled supply of that with adrenaline can basically kill a bull 5x over (given they had weapons)

    • @tachyon8317
      @tachyon8317 2 роки тому +3

      @@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 Ohhhh.... do I know of a story arc for you, hehehe ;)

    • @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172
      @fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 2 роки тому

      @@tachyon8317 please do share good sir/madam/genderless being

    • @guardianofthetoasters2323
      @guardianofthetoasters2323 Рік тому

      May I know the pfp sauce my good man

  • @thepanzerofthelake732
    @thepanzerofthelake732 3 роки тому +51

    Now you see Doom can be played on anything meaning it's probably been played by most of our species.... *The second story summoned so many Doom Slayers*

  • @Sunspot9522
    @Sunspot9522 3 роки тому +148

    It's been a while since I've felt such hot righteous rage from a story. Like my fellow commenters, *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE!!!*

  • @baronvonkaiser9912
    @baronvonkaiser9912 3 роки тому +75

    violence is never the answer. it is the question. and the answer is yes. SO RIP AND TEAR
    UNTILL IT IS DONE

  • @bosukkim8523
    @bosukkim8523 3 роки тому +100

    *reads the second story*
    LET THE GALAXY BURN, AND DROWN IN XENOS BLOOD.

  • @isaacvincent8443
    @isaacvincent8443 3 роки тому +36

    As I see it in that second story, free the slaves of every world Humanity 'Occupies'. Then hand them a pamphlet about the foriegn legion and how service guarantees Citizenship, in the newly reshaped Universe.

  • @inquisitorthornside3p494
    @inquisitorthornside3p494 3 роки тому +377

    (story2) This is why THE GOD EMPEROR was right. Purge the Xeno, kill the mutant, burn the Heretic.

    • @JettMann8
      @JettMann8 3 роки тому +24

      The Emperor's mercy be with, for they shall not know an ounce from us

    • @peanutmadcow416
      @peanutmadcow416 3 роки тому +17

      @@JettMann8 PURGE THE XENO SUCM BURN THEM IN HOLY FIRE!

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 3 роки тому +18

      He actually wasn't as fanatical as his followers about it, he was only into purging if it would be a threat if not purged.

    • @highlordinquisitor4882
      @highlordinquisitor4882 3 роки тому +15

      @@zeehero7280 Heretic! *BLAM*

    • @zeehero7280
      @zeehero7280 3 роки тому +22

      @@highlordinquisitor4882 But the emperor being called a god is what is heresy around here! look what passes for gods in this galaxy! Literal Mushrooms! the embodiment of Kink! a rotting old fat grandpa! no, the Emperor is a MAN! the manliest most awesome perfect man to ever exist! Much better than those horrible gods!

  • @loganb7059
    @loganb7059 3 роки тому +140

    Delenda Est are two words that any alien civilization should know and understand. Because a look at what happens when those two words are leveled at any location, we fucking follow through.

    • @dusanradin5868
      @dusanradin5868 3 роки тому +14

      Just send then one word:RUN

    • @135Fenrir
      @135Fenrir 3 роки тому +7

      @@dusanradin5868 Already a story about that, lol

    • @epicslayerguy99
      @epicslayerguy99 Рік тому +3

      well you need something before those two words for them to be a threat/promise. "Delenda Est" simply means "must be destroyed". so once the first word is revealed, then people know who's going to die, in this case it was everyone but humans

  • @Sharkakaka
    @Sharkakaka 3 роки тому +59

    There are rules that all humans agree on, one of them is to NOT DO THAT TO CHILDREN. They've made a great mistake... and possibly their last

  • @objectiveice573
    @objectiveice573 2 роки тому +88

    *me after hearing the children part* "lord give me the ability to summon galactic-level threats under my command for these HERETICS SHALL BATHE IN HOLY FIRE!!!" *fires storm bolter shots indiscriminatly*

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому +4

      Ave imperator

    • @imperialinquisitor510
      @imperialinquisitor510 Рік тому +2

      The inquisition approves this message.

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Рік тому +2

      DIE SPAWNS OF SLANESH!
      *PUNCHES EXTERMINATUS BUTTON REPEATEDLY*

  • @kingdiplomacy
    @kingdiplomacy 3 роки тому +114

    The Imperium of Man Awakens

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +28

      it needs its cup of coffee first

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 3 роки тому +20

      The Emperor Protects. And we are His Angels of Death.

    • @stachman9531
      @stachman9531 3 роки тому +14

      "The God Emperor of Man has awoken!"

    • @OEFarredondo
      @OEFarredondo 3 роки тому +4

      @@AgroSquerril cup of Tanna is better

  • @onemoregodrejected9369
    @onemoregodrejected9369 3 роки тому +93

    No.
    Not our kids.
    Death sentence

    • @LittleLightsDub
      @LittleLightsDub 3 роки тому +6

      As soon as I heard the kids I was just like
      OH HELLL NO.

    • @Crazylom
      @Crazylom 2 роки тому

      And probably not just our kids, but collectively of all the other ones.
      Galaxy is filled with most fucked up pedophiles, lad. Total war is only option

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 3 роки тому +28

    We hate this. Particularly we hate how much we enjoy having a worthy foe for whom we will feel no guilt at killing.

  • @MrBloodnGoar
    @MrBloodnGoar 3 роки тому +27

    Humanity new to FTL and Galactic alliances: Attacked
    Also Humanity: *Fire Marshall Bill voice* " HEY! LETMESHOWYOUSOMETHIN!!"

  • @gabrielllanell-vararaj6164
    @gabrielllanell-vararaj6164 3 роки тому +55

    I like how one half of the internet says that humans in space would be absolutely awesome while the other half says that humans gonna get genetically altered into cubes of flesh for looking at somebody wrong.

    • @leanasa2915
      @leanasa2915 2 роки тому +6

      well it's still in 50-50

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 11 місяців тому

      Yes, but even as cubes of flesh - we would still be able to build weapons. Out of pure spite. We would develop psychic abilities just to make it happen. And then. *Balkan chuckle* Then it's Exterminatus.

  • @styxriverr5237
    @styxriverr5237 3 роки тому +193

    Sounds like every human Stellaris play through.

    • @Alan-wp9yn
      @Alan-wp9yn 3 роки тому +30

      Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year...~

    • @morescodesup2087
      @morescodesup2087 3 роки тому +13

      @@Alan-wp9yn oh no... let’s find a

    • @curiositis135
      @curiositis135 3 роки тому +13

      @@morescodesup2087 nasty slimy ugly alien to fear

    • @Nomadic_Inquisitor
      @Nomadic_Inquisitor 3 роки тому +14

      There's no more cutsey stories 'bout ET phoning home!~
      We'll learn to love our neighbors like the Christians learned in Rome!~

    • @swedishmeatballs7818
      @swedishmeatballs7818 3 роки тому +13

      @@Nomadic_Inquisitor We know we ought to hate them; they’re different, you see

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 3 роки тому +33

    Humans: How many times do we have to tell you Xenos... Dont f*cking mess with our chuldren!!
    Xenos: So what?
    Humans: Fix bayonet!!

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому

      Charge.. !!!

    • @ravenouself4181
      @ravenouself4181 11 місяців тому

      Xenos: But, You have more advanced and efficient weapons than that?
      Humans: Yes, but this is personal. And it sends a message. A message of "Touch our kids and we will personally end Your entire fucking bloodline, Xeno scum.

  • @dionadair8195
    @dionadair8195 3 роки тому +13

    They quoted Cato.
    Oh man.
    Those aliens are so royally, unequivocally f***ed.

  • @strykerwaller3784
    @strykerwaller3784 2 роки тому +9

    By the end I was chanting Xeno Delenda Est with you, great orator. I imagine a great council meeting of the humans, perhaps a speech from a leader to his followers like the Roman “and furthermore, Carthago Delenda Est”

  • @christianlemire-dawson649
    @christianlemire-dawson649 3 роки тому +31

    Such a soulful and expressive voice reading such great stories.

  • @itachi112059
    @itachi112059 3 роки тому +137

    Great story however grammatically speaking the Latin should be:
    DELENDA EST ALIENUS,
    As xeno (xenos) is greek and the author was making a reference to Cato the Censor who ended ALL his speeches with
    "And further more, I believe Carthage should be destroyed"
    (Carthāgō dēlenda est)
    Sry I'm a a romen and greek history nut lol

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +42

      Its all Greek to me :D

    • @hummussapien7.6billion68
      @hummussapien7.6billion68 3 роки тому +20

      yep i know, i did xeno because it sounds like a slur

    • @brunhin2
      @brunhin2 3 роки тому +9

      I thought the subject came before the verb in Latin? So wouldnt Delenda Est Alienus translate to something like "it was destroyed by aliens"?

    • @Jose-xh5qb
      @Jose-xh5qb 3 роки тому +7

      @@brunhin2I've heard Word order is interchangeable in Latin.

    • @ShiroNekoDen
      @ShiroNekoDen 3 роки тому +10

      @@brunhin2 something something monty python movie

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 3 роки тому +16

    I love these stories, the only part that disappoints me is that none of the humans ever charge the enemy screaming "LEROYYYYY JENKINS!!!!"

  • @jessep1257
    @jessep1257 Рік тому +6

    "WE MUST MASTER THE ART OF PEACE IN ADDITION TO THE ART OF WAR!" - Master Roshi.

  • @aaroncarrico1488
    @aaroncarrico1488 3 роки тому +38

    Thank you for reading my story as well. You brought it into a true life with your narration. For that I am thankful

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +9

      Its a pleasure , glad you liked it

  • @kerwinbrown4180
    @kerwinbrown4180 2 роки тому +15

    They should study diplomacy as it is about turning the other cheek as well as an eye for an eye and knowing which is correct for the situation. Humanity should consider letting 'pirates' loose if aliens let slavers roam.

    • @LiamDerWandrer
      @LiamDerWandrer 2 роки тому +6

      If kids had not been involved, sure. But they crossed all the lines with what they did. Pirates are the kid gloves treatment. This required exterminatus!

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому +4

      @@LiamDerWandrer unleash the dread wing

  • @zoobatzjr371
    @zoobatzjr371 2 роки тому +46

    The second story is basically
    " Have you ever seen an exterminatus?"
    "No"
    "WOULD YOU LIKE TOO?"

    • @madnimrod2489
      @madnimrod2489 Рік тому +8

      Not even a "Would you like to?" but rather a "Lemme show you!"

  • @andrewstrongman305
    @andrewstrongman305 3 роки тому +11

    Earth, Terra, Sol 3, whatever, would not be abandoned in any circumstance. More likely that humans would make another system look much more dangerous in order to entice attacks from enemies. We'd also seek out enemy supply networks and destroy them. A common theme that reflects our humanity is that we'll take anything we can get and seek to make it better.

    • @klinetalladen
      @klinetalladen 3 роки тому +3

      We could make another system thrive, but it still wouldn't be our "homeworld" on record, where the enemy's concern is. The scorched earth policy enacted on that story probably led to that because they knew there was no other way, no other military tactic, effective enough to save our homeworld.

  • @ericcooley9407
    @ericcooley9407 Рік тому +4

    I hadn't thought along these lines in a story before. There are very few things that can get a vast majority furious. This is definitely one. I wonder if anything could stop us once this circulated.

  • @Crusader2132
    @Crusader2132 3 роки тому +12

    Nice Carthage Must be Destroyed reference in story #2. Wonder how many people picked that up.

  • @hummussapien7.6billion68
    @hummussapien7.6billion68 3 роки тому +30

    thank you for reading my story

  • @classicalc.d.f.c5373
    @classicalc.d.f.c5373 3 роки тому +8

    YOU DARE ENSLAVE OUR CHILDREN!!?, well then YOU shall have a taste of Humanity's RAGE, Run boi... RUNN!!!

  • @Knight_Of_The_Blood_Moon
    @Knight_Of_The_Blood_Moon 3 роки тому +7

    **second story hits**
    *chanting begins*
    KAR EN TUK! KAR EN TUK! KAR! EN! TUK!!!

    • @platinumchromee3191
      @platinumchromee3191 2 роки тому +4

      Kar En Tuk the kids...
      Except this time Karen is a xeno,and oh boy i need to test out this railcannon

  • @jaredbrown3726
    @jaredbrown3726 3 роки тому +10

    Id love it if there was a second part of the second story

    • @SouthernersSax
      @SouthernersSax 2 роки тому +5

      It's a foregone (and well-deserved) conclusion.

  • @literalsarcasm1830
    @literalsarcasm1830 Рік тому +3

    "When the peaceful man goes to war, the devil himself trembles"

  • @CrazyViking_99
    @CrazyViking_99 3 роки тому +32

    Caught it right as it released!

  • @p0komon133
    @p0komon133 3 роки тому +13

    There is no war like a human

  • @Hellfire918
    @Hellfire918 Рік тому +1

    My favorite Dr. Wo line sums up most of this "Fuck Around & Find Out" Humans are Space Orcs stories; "Good men don't need Rules, Today is not the day to find out why I have so many"

  • @christhiancosta1844
    @christhiancosta1844 3 роки тому +5

    Yep, time to get the Terminator Armour and clean the Galaxy of the Xeno

  • @Lequack726
    @Lequack726 3 роки тому +9

    All iv learned from these stories is that we are all real angry😂

    • @isacfelix1278
      @isacfelix1278 3 роки тому +1

      This reminded me of a tumbler post I saw saying instead of telling them to calm down have them imbrace the rage

  • @____________838
    @____________838 3 роки тому +6

    Cry havoc!
    And let slip the dogs of war.

  • @dalemorgan8263
    @dalemorgan8263 3 роки тому +7

    Didn't start the fight, we fkn finished it though.

  • @emilealpha2392
    @emilealpha2392 Рік тому +1

    Nothing is more terrifying that a pissed off and united humanity.

  • @luangu
    @luangu 2 роки тому +3

    Humans: "So, anyways... I started blasting."

  • @hollyferay8131
    @hollyferay8131 3 роки тому +3

    This is my favorite pair of stories.

  • @ianhogben3472
    @ianhogben3472 3 роки тому +2

    I love it when these stories use the word run

  • @ivanrubiomorales2759
    @ivanrubiomorales2759 3 роки тому +7

    Humanity: Red Lantern Corp.

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 Рік тому +1

    The second they mentioned the kids I'd have been running to the first recruiter I could find. Ya don't mess with the babies.

  • @juliantuwim3552
    @juliantuwim3552 3 роки тому +43

    Xeno ! Delenda ! Est !

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +3

    first story: From being a protected child-race, to being a beloved back-from-the-war grandparent. Second story: I need to go to work and will be back later to listen to it.

  • @jameswhite8133
    @jameswhite8133 3 роки тому +10

    I can't slam that exterminatus button hard enough.

  • @involuntaryanalysis
    @involuntaryanalysis 2 роки тому +33

    After Story 2:
    The Doctor: You want slaves, I can help, So there's this planet Scarro......
    The Xenos arrive in orbit over Scarro:
    Daleks (in unison): EXTERMINATE!
    The Docter: Well, They're good for something after all.

  • @TheAussief1
    @TheAussief1 3 роки тому +9

    Dreadnought John Brown has launched.

  • @TheCrazedProtogen
    @TheCrazedProtogen Рік тому

    Half of this I watched sober and the otherhalf high and drunk and with both I loved

  • @commu-bot60
    @commu-bot60 3 роки тому +10

    THE SOUTH GALAXY SHALL RISE AGAIN

  • @r68camaro
    @r68camaro 5 місяців тому

    You have many good readings, but these two are two of the best!

  • @shadowhenge7118
    @shadowhenge7118 3 роки тому +3

    Story 1, most humans would shy from such revereance.

  • @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735
    @seiboldtadelbertsmiter3735 3 роки тому +3

    Xeno Delenda Est. Ceterum autem censeo xeno esse delendam. Let the fires of the forges of war burn bright and hot. Only when the last xeno is dead shall the forge be quenched. Forgive us but it must be done. Forgive us for it shall be done.
    Forgive us.

  • @jasonburke1671
    @jasonburke1671 2 роки тому +1

    Glad to see Catos bloodlime still lives on in that secomd story

    • @anadaere6861
      @anadaere6861 2 роки тому

      Carthage was salted that day, nobody knows who did it but everyone agreed it was Cato

  • @jacobfoss7783
    @jacobfoss7783 3 роки тому +5

    Reads second story
    Me: EXTERMINATUS

    • @FLMKane
      @FLMKane Рік тому

      Guillaman:*tears up the codex and reunites the legions*

  • @MrWillyclem
    @MrWillyclem 3 роки тому +1

    Xeno Delenda Est Load the space freighters with salt, Carthage was just a warmup....................... Damn, I just knew those 3 years of Latin in high school in the mid 60s would come n handy some day :)

  • @davidholbrook6335
    @davidholbrook6335 2 роки тому +4

    What would happen if it turns out that aliens being exposed certain intensities of light like a laser pointer would act like an actual laser sci-fi laser but when blasting humans it does nothing in the aliens get confused

  • @lightningphoenix7155
    @lightningphoenix7155 3 роки тому +3

    You have this strange deep voice that could be used for Cthulhu stories or deep mystery stories.

  • @crystalalarm3
    @crystalalarm3 3 роки тому +2

    TREMBLE FOR HUMANITY COMES, LET THE GALAXY BURN!

  • @chadman3881
    @chadman3881 3 роки тому +10

    EPIC!!!!

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you patrons for supporting our narrator .

  • @panzermkii7675
    @panzermkii7675 3 роки тому +2

    Suffer not the xenos, glory to mankind!

  • @frostbyte2384
    @frostbyte2384 Рік тому +2

    They took slaves.
    Me: Alright that is messed up but I'm sure we can come to a peaceful solution here.
    They took pleasure slaves.
    Me: Alright some people are going to life-prison for this but we can still possibly work this out.
    They took Human slaves.
    Me: Alright someone is ending up on the wrong side of a war machine but afterwords I think we can amend our differences-
    They took human CHILDREN as pleasure slaves.
    Me: ALRIGHT THATS IT! (fetches my power armor) PEACE! IS! NO! LONGER! AN OPTION!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!

  • @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps
    @C.f.b._entertainment-thepeps 4 місяці тому +1

    When humanity as a hole is angered:

  • @ericcooley9407
    @ericcooley9407 Рік тому +1

    Xeno delenda est.
    We accept being your boogeyman.
    We killed ours.

  • @Talk-Hub
    @Talk-Hub Рік тому +1

    with the power invested in me by the Holy Emperor of manking, I comand exterminatus

  • @jaimeosbourn3616
    @jaimeosbourn3616 Рік тому

    Okay I found the book. It is entitled "The Solarians" and it is by Norman Spinrad.

  • @Cursedzeba
    @Cursedzeba 2 роки тому +2

    “Xeno Delenda est” Xeno must be destroyed

  • @svenkrules9855
    @svenkrules9855 Рік тому +1

    10:36 When we say "fuck them kids", this is not what we meant

  • @angrycrusader3926
    @angrycrusader3926 3 роки тому

    West African Fleet reporting for duty!

  • @dioscurimas1018
    @dioscurimas1018 3 роки тому +4

    I would like to hear you narrate a more lengthy story, a book within these same story lines.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      i have done a couple hfy books

    • @antodiyo7523
      @antodiyo7523 Рік тому

      @@AgroSquerril please share the video link

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  Рік тому +1

      @@antodiyo7523 there are playlists for the books , www.youtube.com/@AgroSquerril/playlists?view=1&sort=dd&shelf_id=0

  • @bahajirutmspt436
    @bahajirutmspt436 3 роки тому +1

    you had to, right. When we decided to fight no more, you had to provoke us. you had to make the *fatal* mistake of thinking humans were "harmless" species that "cannot fight". And now you will see our wrath, you arrogant fools that tought you could just do anything you wished. May god forgive me, for I am about to sin. May mother Gaia protect us for we are about to start a war never seen before. As for you, xeno, pray to whatever almighty beign you believe in for a peaceful afterlife. Because even they cant save you now.

  • @dougfisher5408
    @dougfisher5408 10 місяців тому

    Crap!! Both stories are friggin' amazing... but story #2 needs a series🍻🍻👊👊🇺🇸

  • @FLMKane
    @FLMKane Рік тому

    Xenos: *enslave human children*
    Vulkan : brothers, sons and nephews. Get the flamers. The HEAVY FLAMERS

  • @victortahlor4038
    @victortahlor4038 11 місяців тому

    Thank you for the reading

  • @TheRockhound119
    @TheRockhound119 Рік тому

    *Listens to second story. Dons power armour and a chainsword.*

  • @digitalis2977
    @digitalis2977 Рік тому

    "Welp...time to feed fhe Galaxy into the Woodchipper..."

  • @Neonblade69
    @Neonblade69 7 місяців тому

    First story oof the death of this beautiful gift we have been given made me misty eyed.
    The Second one I expected end with like
    From the speech given by Senator Cato to the United Terran Senate before the great Crusade of Liberation began.
    Xeno Delenda Est

  • @somuchtocook9159
    @somuchtocook9159 5 місяців тому

    hearing second story:*puts on the union clothes and puts on the battle hymn of the republic as I load the shotgun with the intent to manifest destiny*

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +2

    For the Squerril