You can't truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you're capable of great violence, if you're not capable of violence you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
Ah when the holy crusade started and all war crime technicues and ideas were allowed for use on any xenos you find. For that to end in kids question to his grandfather " Papa are we really alone?" - "Yes we made sure of it" said calmly the old man with a soft smirk on his face as he layed the child into his bed.
well yeah, the repeated line "Xeno Delenda Est" means something like "The aliens must burn", it's actually kinda clever because it's a reference to a roman speaker during the Punic Wars, who would only speak about Carthage, and finished every speech with "Carthago Delenda Est" (Carthage must burn).
Reads second story... Humanity: What We have are a certain set of skills, skills acquired over a long and rough history, skills that makes us a nightmare for xenos like you. You should have never touched our children. We are coming for you. We will find you. And we will RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
That year the childrens' books must have been lit Chatper 1: Reading Chapter 2: Respecting Elders Chapters 3-14: Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year
@@stevedixon921 'Nero punished devoted Christians by coating their strung bodies in pitch, oil, wax and other flammable materials before lighting their feet and using them as human candles. The 'Roman Candles' were used to light formal parties within the imperial gardens, whilst lit in such a way to prolong torture and pain.'
@@lbochtler those are only to be used in retaliation for acts of world destruction against human civilians. For things like the second story it needs to be up close and personal, armies landing and exterminating with guns and blades. Let them feel the inevitability of their extermination.
@@highlordinquisitor4882 But the emperor being called a god is what is heresy around here! look what passes for gods in this galaxy! Literal Mushrooms! the embodiment of Kink! a rotting old fat grandpa! no, the Emperor is a MAN! the manliest most awesome perfect man to ever exist! Much better than those horrible gods!
The first story reminded me of the story ‘The Bully And The Crazy Boy’. The Sol system is invaded by cat~like aliens with more people, more resources, and better technology than humans. Also they are more vicious and intelligent than us. But we are crazier.
Don't underestimate a species that rose to the top of the food chain on a world that wants us dead, by hunting anything bigger and deadlier with pointed sticks and rocks.
That first one got me I actually cried for the death of Earth and all the life it holds. Edit: I was pounding my fist when I heard the second part, especially the tipping point.
I think I've seen a proper sequel to the first story set on Earth, as the planet itself survives even if changed but kept intact and relatively warm by said dimensional(?) "explosions," now permanently etched in spacetime, that they used to entrap the enemy armada, ...and as a result ensure that no FTL travel can ever be made possible in the system, and what's more the entire *space* itself in the surrounding area became like an eternal invisible meat-grinder/sharpest slicing machine imaginable... slicing apart, eviscerating, atomizing any ship or thing moving "too fast" or at a particular approach vector. etc. (Leading to the whole Lara Croft/Indiana Jones -like expeditionary/exploratory adventure story) _fun stuff "fun" stuff..._
Delenda Est are two words that any alien civilization should know and understand. Because a look at what happens when those two words are leveled at any location, we fucking follow through.
well you need something before those two words for them to be a threat/promise. "Delenda Est" simply means "must be destroyed". so once the first word is revealed, then people know who's going to die, in this case it was everyone but humans
The first story reminded me of a thought I had yesterday. There is nothing more terrifying than a human burning with the fire of rage, and chilled with overwhelming hatred, while being fueled with adrenalin.
And coccain, don't forget the coccain. any human on a controlled supply of that with adrenaline can basically kill a bull 5x over (given they had weapons)
Now you see Doom can be played on anything meaning it's probably been played by most of our species.... *The second story summoned so many Doom Slayers*
As I see it in that second story, free the slaves of every world Humanity 'Occupies'. Then hand them a pamphlet about the foriegn legion and how service guarantees Citizenship, in the newly reshaped Universe.
*me after hearing the children part* "lord give me the ability to summon galactic-level threats under my command for these HERETICS SHALL BATHE IN HOLY FIRE!!!" *fires storm bolter shots indiscriminatly*
I like how one half of the internet says that humans in space would be absolutely awesome while the other half says that humans gonna get genetically altered into cubes of flesh for looking at somebody wrong.
Yes, but even as cubes of flesh - we would still be able to build weapons. Out of pure spite. We would develop psychic abilities just to make it happen. And then. *Balkan chuckle* Then it's Exterminatus.
My favorite Dr. Wo line sums up most of this "Fuck Around & Find Out" Humans are Space Orcs stories; "Good men don't need Rules, Today is not the day to find out why I have so many"
Great story however grammatically speaking the Latin should be: DELENDA EST ALIENUS, As xeno (xenos) is greek and the author was making a reference to Cato the Censor who ended ALL his speeches with "And further more, I believe Carthage should be destroyed" (Carthāgō dēlenda est) Sry I'm a a romen and greek history nut lol
@@madnimrod2489 Special offer, for today only: I will allow you to choose the method of your species' demise. 1. Virus Bombs followed by atmospheric ignition. 2. Orbital Bombardment with Cyclonic Torpedoes 3. Planet Cracking by means of Multi-Stage Cyclonic Warheads. Choose wisely, all choices are final.
By the end I was chanting Xeno Delenda Est with you, great orator. I imagine a great council meeting of the humans, perhaps a speech from a leader to his followers like the Roman “and furthermore, Carthago Delenda Est”
They should study diplomacy as it is about turning the other cheek as well as an eye for an eye and knowing which is correct for the situation. Humanity should consider letting 'pirates' loose if aliens let slavers roam.
If kids had not been involved, sure. But they crossed all the lines with what they did. Pirates are the kid gloves treatment. This required exterminatus!
Earth, Terra, Sol 3, whatever, would not be abandoned in any circumstance. More likely that humans would make another system look much more dangerous in order to entice attacks from enemies. We'd also seek out enemy supply networks and destroy them. A common theme that reflects our humanity is that we'll take anything we can get and seek to make it better.
We could make another system thrive, but it still wouldn't be our "homeworld" on record, where the enemy's concern is. The scorched earth policy enacted on that story probably led to that because they knew there was no other way, no other military tactic, effective enough to save our homeworld.
Xenos: But, You have more advanced and efficient weapons than that? Humans: Yes, but this is personal. And it sends a message. A message of "Touch our kids and we will personally end Your entire fucking bloodline, Xeno scum.
I hadn't thought along these lines in a story before. There are very few things that can get a vast majority furious. This is definitely one. I wonder if anything could stop us once this circulated.
After Story 2: The Doctor: You want slaves, I can help, So there's this planet Scarro...... The Xenos arrive in orbit over Scarro: Daleks (in unison): EXTERMINATE! The Docter: Well, They're good for something after all.
first story: From being a protected child-race, to being a beloved back-from-the-war grandparent. Second story: I need to go to work and will be back later to listen to it.
Xeno Delenda Est. Ceterum autem censeo xeno esse delendam. Let the fires of the forges of war burn bright and hot. Only when the last xeno is dead shall the forge be quenched. Forgive us but it must be done. Forgive us for it shall be done. Forgive us.
What would happen if it turns out that aliens being exposed certain intensities of light like a laser pointer would act like an actual laser sci-fi laser but when blasting humans it does nothing in the aliens get confused
They took slaves. Me: Alright that is messed up but I'm sure we can come to a peaceful solution here. They took pleasure slaves. Me: Alright some people are going to life-prison for this but we can still possibly work this out. They took Human slaves. Me: Alright someone is ending up on the wrong side of a war machine but afterwords I think we can amend our differences- They took human CHILDREN as pleasure slaves. Me: ALRIGHT THATS IT! (fetches my power armor) PEACE! IS! NO! LONGER! AN OPTION!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!
Xeno Delenda Est Load the space freighters with salt, Carthage was just a warmup....................... Damn, I just knew those 3 years of Latin in high school in the mid 60s would come n handy some day :)
For the second story, those xenos really should have al least had the collective braincells to study up on human history and customs a bit more before they established proper contact and trade of stuff and information. It would have done them a lot of good to quarantine a wide berth around Human space so to make sure we wouldn't get up their asses about their culture. That being said, we're humans. We're exceptionally good at delving into places we shouldn't go and learning things we shouldn't know. At the first phase, it would make sense to try and not try and rush things while going about freeing the slaves (I did a HS paper on the Brown v. BOE case and learned that a lot of people were pushed against the ruling's enforcing because they thought it was going too fast and thought a more steady, gradual equalization process and improved race relations would work better, so for a topic that's more extreme, like slavery, it definitely makes sense not to escalate things too quickly). The Terrans could have also worked to instigate shadow operations like covert missions, piracy, insurgencies, and false-flag operations to free some slaves in the meantime. Definitely leak a bunch of information and education to places with a high concentration of slaves and maybe hack & blackmail those who keep the industry running (or assassinate or leak their location to criminals or pirates if they're the slavecatchers/anyone low enough on the ladder before killing the weakened winners and freeing the slaves). On the public front, try to advertise alternatives to using slaves, such as lifelike droids or simulation chambers or drugs or something, while highlighting the drawbacks of using slaves. The second phase: Threaten to step up legal, political, economic and possibly violent ramifications if the xenos do not immediately return the human hostages as well as excessively compensating for and physical and mental problems that said hostages might have suffered during their unlawful captivity. If they don't have laws that forbid them from taking slaves from a sovereign alien nationstate without the knowledge and permission of said nationstate or stating their intention to do so in their formal declaration of war, then evolution should be reprimanded for on-the-job negligence at best. The third phase: As far as I know, the xenos never signed the Geneva Convention and the rules of said documentation do not take alien life into account, so it shouldn't legally apply to them. As tempting as it is to go in all guns blazing at the first mention of human child slaves, anything more than conducting blitz raids to rescue said slaves under as much stealth as possible should be handled more patiently. If Humanity declares war and ramps up public aggression, then it will give the Godless galaxy time to prepare and be on alert. If Humanity slowly infiltrates agents, sympathizers, connections and set up business and criminal connections as far as possible to get their hands over as much systems of the xeno infrastructure as possible, then the potential for the enemy to be crippled by internal sabotage would be much higher. While systems across the galaxy go haywire, get hijacked, turn on their creators, etc and sleeper cells cause full blown terror and insurgencies all over, the surprise undeclared alpha strike from the Human navy will be all the more effective. From then on the Human forces should focus on causing as much brutality and terror on the enemy as possible while minimizing collateral damage and freeing the oppressed. This means stuff like nanites that strip down the enemy to their base proteins and minerals, detonate and burn/melt them from the insides, and take over their body so the xenos armies have to watch as they are forced to kill one another. Make every body of the enemy a possible tool for us to use against them, spit in any notion of honor or decency on the battlefield that the xenos may be arrogant enough to think they deserve. Developing self-sufficient mass-conversion mobile factories (read: World Devastators) should be sent out to break down the enemy armies and fleets and those who participate and benefit from the slave trade, make a show of it and broadcast to the whole galaxy the sights and sounds of the pedos being marched down a glaring crimson maw of a mass conversion factory like the souls of sinners entering the gates of Hell. If possible, use nanite swarms to disable the enemy's ability to resist, and then send them back to their worlds just mutilated enough to warrant their worlds keeping them alive, and wasting resources in the process, or if they don't try and keep them alive in agony, have implanted nanites in their brains take over and have them go on bloody berserk sprees amongst their worlds and kin until they go down. Other times, xenos could be captured and have nanites mind-control them to go back to their worlds and people and sabotage their war effort/provide information. Either way, it makes for an effective demoralizing tool without having to resort to genocide.
Humans are capable of an emotional state that is terrifying to experience or behold. It consists of two mutually exclusive states combined into a single harmonius whole. First, is an all encompassing rage, hotter than the core of a sun, the body being flooded with adrenalin is in a hyper enhanced state on every level and in every way, with the mind and reflexes in such overdrive, that seconds turn into minutes, and minutes turn into hours. Secondly, the conscious mind is purged of all trivial, distracting emotions supplanted by a cold fury and filled with an incomperable alertness and clarity, thinking at a super fast speed never achieved at any other time. Unfeeling, compassionless, merciless - swept clean of any concern for the inevitable consequences to either self, or the focus of such all encompassing fury. There is no known refuge that can shield you from a human who has been provoked into such a state. Neither does salvation in any form exist. Only those who have personally experienced it, or those who have been peripherally brushed by it without having been it's focus, have witnessed it and lived to speak of it. To look upon it, is to behold Death: pure, and unbridled. When a warrior is possessed of it, they become the hero/terrors of legend against whom a legion cannot stand. This, is not fiction. I can not imagine the hopeless terror felt by a species facing the entire human race simultaneously aroused to such a state.
you had to, right. When we decided to fight no more, you had to provoke us. you had to make the *fatal* mistake of thinking humans were "harmless" species that "cannot fight". And now you will see our wrath, you arrogant fools that tought you could just do anything you wished. May god forgive me, for I am about to sin. May mother Gaia protect us for we are about to start a war never seen before. As for you, xeno, pray to whatever almighty beign you believe in for a peaceful afterlife. Because even they cant save you now.
You can't truly call yourself “peaceful” unless you're capable of great violence, if you're not capable of violence you're not peaceful, you're harmless.
Would you be satisfied with a "blood eagle"?
@@dusanradin5868 Only if you do it slowly 😩
But what if someone overdid it and causing ALMOST half of the Universe worth of lives destroyed?
Is it still Peaceful?
It is better to be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war
Ok edge lord
The death of terra was one thing... But the second story...Rip and tear, until it is done.
rip and tear
Rip and tear
RIP AND TEAR!
xeno delenda est
Rip and tear
"We are made for war. We got so good at it that we stopped."
This!
This is _The Art of War_ in a nutshell!!
As far as I know it was first stated by Larry Niven, in the Man - Kzin Wars.
As a wise man once said: "The kindest people are often also the fiercest when angered, for in order to anger them, what you must do is irreversible."
"A wise fears only three things. A storm at sea, the moonless night, and the anger of a gentle man"
A wise man once said "When a good man goes to war the devil run"
a wise man once said "good men don't need rules. today's not the day to find out why I have so many."
a wise man once said "good men don't need rules. today's not the day to find out why I have so many."
"such as eating the last slice of pizza"
Ah when the holy crusade started and all war crime technicues and ideas were allowed for use on any xenos you find. For that to end in kids question to his grandfather " Papa are we really alone?" - "Yes we made sure of it" said calmly the old man with a soft smirk on his face as he layed the child into his bed.
"every single one if them" 🤭😂😂😂🤣
Rule N°1 with the humans : "Don't touch the kids". Ignore this rule, and the Geneva Convention becomes the Geneva Checklist.
@@xavierzaxavier5873 they were just xeno scum anyways, not even worth their weight in dogshit
That second story would unite humanity in no other way possible. The term Xenocide wouldn't even be used, but cleansing.
Exterminatus
Ahh 🫡
well yeah, the repeated line "Xeno Delenda Est" means something like "The aliens must burn", it's actually kinda clever because it's a reference to a roman speaker during the Punic Wars, who would only speak about Carthage, and finished every speech with "Carthago Delenda Est" (Carthage must burn).
@@epicslayerguy99 I love history. It just adds a certain something to one's xenocidal cleasing.
AVE imperium of man! AVE imperator!
Xenos and mutants shall fall before me!
1st Story: Cadia/Earth stands.
2nd Story: The Dark Eldar did what?! Malcador, get me my sons. Get me Angron and Curze...
Hahaha
Unleash the dread wing
I think the Salamanders have just what the doctor ordered.
Don't forget Leman Russ.
Vulcan is already lighting up the grill for the xeno barbecue.
Imperium: (Attacks human colonies)
Humans: "So... You have chosen... Death."
You have chosen the way of pain
Reads second story...
Humanity: What We have are a certain set of skills, skills acquired over a long and rough history, skills that makes us a nightmare for xenos like you.
You should have never touched our children. We are coming for you. We will find you. And we will RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT IS DONE!
till it is done
That year the childrens' books must have been lit
Chatper 1: Reading
Chapter 2: Respecting Elders
Chapters 3-14: Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year
Let's find a nasty, slimey alien to fear!
@@inquisitorthornside3p494 Theres no more cutsey stories about ET going home!
@@medical-cyanide1526 Lets learn to love our neighbours like the christians learned in Rome!
@@dirkbastiaandejong997 Maybe I'm missing some info, but with what I think I know, I'd say that is a bit cruel.
@@stevedixon921 'Nero punished devoted Christians by coating their strung bodies in pitch, oil, wax and other flammable materials before lighting their feet and using them as human candles. The 'Roman Candles' were used to light formal parties within the imperial gardens, whilst lit in such a way to prolong torture and pain.'
I'll put a quote here
"There is a world of difference between *PEACEFUL* and *HARMLESS* "
One chooses to vibe, the other has no choice but to vibe.
(listens to 2nd story)
(suddenly in Terminator Armor wielding a Thunderhammer)
"Death to the alien!"
Suffer not the Xeno to live! Purge it's purfidity whereever it may hide! For the Russ! For the Allfather!
For the Lion and the Rock!
Nobilitis ultramarinis
Agitatis ultramarinis
ALWAYS ANGRY ALL THE TIME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU..........
WE MARCH FOR MACRAGGE!!!
That second story triggered 1 of the 3 major things that truly enrages me. RIP AND TEAR, UNTIL IT IS DONE!
rip and tear
aye, ive already rustled the boys together. let us go brother. rip and tear
@@baronvonkaiser9912 but, of course, _never_ too quickly...
Too... _mercifully_ quickly...
*proceeds to work on the creation of FTL travel and the creation of star system destroying weapons*
@@lbochtler those are only to be used in retaliation for acts of world destruction against human civilians. For things like the second story it needs to be up close and personal, armies landing and exterminating with guns and blades. Let them feel the inevitability of their extermination.
(story2) This is why THE GOD EMPEROR was right. Purge the Xeno, kill the mutant, burn the Heretic.
The Emperor's mercy be with, for they shall not know an ounce from us
@@JettMann8 PURGE THE XENO SUCM BURN THEM IN HOLY FIRE!
He actually wasn't as fanatical as his followers about it, he was only into purging if it would be a threat if not purged.
@@zeehero7280 Heretic! *BLAM*
@@highlordinquisitor4882 But the emperor being called a god is what is heresy around here! look what passes for gods in this galaxy! Literal Mushrooms! the embodiment of Kink! a rotting old fat grandpa! no, the Emperor is a MAN! the manliest most awesome perfect man to ever exist! Much better than those horrible gods!
The first story reminded me of the story ‘The Bully And The Crazy Boy’.
The Sol system is invaded by cat~like aliens with more people, more resources, and better technology than humans. Also they are more vicious and intelligent than us.
But we are crazier.
Don't underestimate a species that rose to the top of the food chain on a world that wants us dead, by hunting anything bigger and deadlier with pointed sticks and rocks.
That first one got me I actually cried for the death of Earth and all the life it holds.
Edit: I was pounding my fist when I heard the second part, especially the tipping point.
rip and tear, untill it is done
RIP AND TEAR!!!
I think I've seen a proper sequel to the first story set on Earth, as the planet itself survives even if changed but kept intact and relatively warm by said dimensional(?) "explosions," now permanently etched in spacetime, that they used to entrap the enemy armada,
...and as a result ensure that no FTL travel can ever be made possible in the system, and what's more the entire *space* itself in the surrounding area became like an eternal invisible meat-grinder/sharpest slicing machine imaginable... slicing apart, eviscerating, atomizing any ship or thing moving "too fast" or at a particular approach vector. etc.
(Leading to the whole Lara Croft/Indiana Jones -like expeditionary/exploratory adventure story)
_fun stuff "fun" stuff..._
Delenda Est are two words that any alien civilization should know and understand. Because a look at what happens when those two words are leveled at any location, we fucking follow through.
Just send then one word:RUN
@@dusanradin5868 Already a story about that, lol
well you need something before those two words for them to be a threat/promise. "Delenda Est" simply means "must be destroyed". so once the first word is revealed, then people know who's going to die, in this case it was everyone but humans
*reads the second story*
LET THE GALAXY BURN, AND DROWN IN XENOS BLOOD.
AVE IMPERATORIS
DELENDA EST ALIENUS
wade through the carnage, wash the filth away in its own blood
MANKIND IS MAD
BLOOD IS FUEL
GALAXY IS FULL
violence is never the answer. it is the question. and the answer is yes. SO RIP AND TEAR
UNTILL IT IS DONE
for the doom slayer
FOR DAISY!!
Until it is done!
The first story reminded me of a thought I had yesterday. There is nothing more terrifying than a human burning with the fire of rage, and chilled with overwhelming hatred, while being fueled with adrenalin.
only topped but one thats bored
And coccain, don't forget the coccain. any human on a controlled supply of that with adrenaline can basically kill a bull 5x over (given they had weapons)
@@fallen_angelmemesforlife9172 Ohhhh.... do I know of a story arc for you, hehehe ;)
@@tachyon8317 please do share good sir/madam/genderless being
May I know the pfp sauce my good man
Reaction to second story:
*clears troath*
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!!!!!*
Zeno Delenda Est
Suffer not the zenos to live
Die.. !!!
*WAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH*
No.
Not our kids.
Death sentence
As soon as I heard the kids I was just like
OH HELLL NO.
And probably not just our kids, but collectively of all the other ones.
Galaxy is filled with most fucked up pedophiles, lad. Total war is only option
The Imperium of Man Awakens
it needs its cup of coffee first
The Emperor Protects. And we are His Angels of Death.
"The God Emperor of Man has awoken!"
@@AgroSquerril cup of Tanna is better
It's been a while since I've felt such hot righteous rage from a story. Like my fellow commenters, *RIP AND TEAR UNTIL IT'S DONE!!!*
rip and tear
War to the knife the knife to the hilt
Suffer not, the xeno to live.
RIP AND TEAR
Now you see Doom can be played on anything meaning it's probably been played by most of our species.... *The second story summoned so many Doom Slayers*
As I see it in that second story, free the slaves of every world Humanity 'Occupies'. Then hand them a pamphlet about the foriegn legion and how service guarantees Citizenship, in the newly reshaped Universe.
*me after hearing the children part* "lord give me the ability to summon galactic-level threats under my command for these HERETICS SHALL BATHE IN HOLY FIRE!!!" *fires storm bolter shots indiscriminatly*
Ave imperator
The inquisition approves this message.
DIE SPAWNS OF SLANESH!
*PUNCHES EXTERMINATUS BUTTON REPEATEDLY*
I like how one half of the internet says that humans in space would be absolutely awesome while the other half says that humans gonna get genetically altered into cubes of flesh for looking at somebody wrong.
well it's still in 50-50
Yes, but even as cubes of flesh - we would still be able to build weapons. Out of pure spite. We would develop psychic abilities just to make it happen. And then. *Balkan chuckle* Then it's Exterminatus.
There are rules that all humans agree on, one of them is to NOT DO THAT TO CHILDREN. They've made a great mistake... and possibly their last
We hate this. Particularly we hate how much we enjoy having a worthy foe for whom we will feel no guilt at killing.
Humanity new to FTL and Galactic alliances: Attacked
Also Humanity: *Fire Marshall Bill voice* " HEY! LETMESHOWYOUSOMETHIN!!"
My favorite Dr. Wo line sums up most of this "Fuck Around & Find Out" Humans are Space Orcs stories; "Good men don't need Rules, Today is not the day to find out why I have so many"
Great story however grammatically speaking the Latin should be:
DELENDA EST ALIENUS,
As xeno (xenos) is greek and the author was making a reference to Cato the Censor who ended ALL his speeches with
"And further more, I believe Carthage should be destroyed"
(Carthāgō dēlenda est)
Sry I'm a a romen and greek history nut lol
Its all Greek to me :D
yep i know, i did xeno because it sounds like a slur
I thought the subject came before the verb in Latin? So wouldnt Delenda Est Alienus translate to something like "it was destroyed by aliens"?
@@brunhin2I've heard Word order is interchangeable in Latin.
@@brunhin2 something something monty python movie
Sounds like every human Stellaris play through.
Let's be xenophobic, it's really in this year...~
@@Alan-wp9yn oh no... let’s find a
@@morescodesup2087 nasty slimy ugly alien to fear
There's no more cutsey stories 'bout ET phoning home!~
We'll learn to love our neighbors like the Christians learned in Rome!~
@@Nomadic_Inquisitor We know we ought to hate them; they’re different, you see
They quoted Cato.
Oh man.
Those aliens are so royally, unequivocally f***ed.
yarp
Thank you for reading my story as well. You brought it into a true life with your narration. For that I am thankful
Its a pleasure , glad you liked it
I love these stories, the only part that disappoints me is that none of the humans ever charge the enemy screaming "LEROYYYYY JENKINS!!!!"
thank you for reading my story
A Pleasure
butthat voice tho
"WE MUST MASTER THE ART OF PEACE IN ADDITION TO THE ART OF WAR!" - Master Roshi.
The second story is basically
" Have you ever seen an exterminatus?"
"No"
"WOULD YOU LIKE TOO?"
Not even a "Would you like to?" but rather a "Lemme show you!"
@@madnimrod2489 Special offer, for today only: I will allow you to choose the method of your species' demise.
1. Virus Bombs followed by atmospheric ignition.
2. Orbital Bombardment with Cyclonic Torpedoes
3. Planet Cracking by means of Multi-Stage Cyclonic Warheads.
Choose wisely, all choices are final.
By the end I was chanting Xeno Delenda Est with you, great orator. I imagine a great council meeting of the humans, perhaps a speech from a leader to his followers like the Roman “and furthermore, Carthago Delenda Est”
Such a soulful and expressive voice reading such great stories.
Glad you like
They should study diplomacy as it is about turning the other cheek as well as an eye for an eye and knowing which is correct for the situation. Humanity should consider letting 'pirates' loose if aliens let slavers roam.
If kids had not been involved, sure. But they crossed all the lines with what they did. Pirates are the kid gloves treatment. This required exterminatus!
@@LiamDerWandrer unleash the dread wing
Earth, Terra, Sol 3, whatever, would not be abandoned in any circumstance. More likely that humans would make another system look much more dangerous in order to entice attacks from enemies. We'd also seek out enemy supply networks and destroy them. A common theme that reflects our humanity is that we'll take anything we can get and seek to make it better.
We could make another system thrive, but it still wouldn't be our "homeworld" on record, where the enemy's concern is. The scorched earth policy enacted on that story probably led to that because they knew there was no other way, no other military tactic, effective enough to save our homeworld.
Humans: How many times do we have to tell you Xenos... Dont f*cking mess with our chuldren!!
Xenos: So what?
Humans: Fix bayonet!!
Charge.. !!!
Xenos: But, You have more advanced and efficient weapons than that?
Humans: Yes, but this is personal. And it sends a message. A message of "Touch our kids and we will personally end Your entire fucking bloodline, Xeno scum.
I hadn't thought along these lines in a story before. There are very few things that can get a vast majority furious. This is definitely one. I wonder if anything could stop us once this circulated.
"When the peaceful man goes to war, the devil himself trembles"
YOU DARE ENSLAVE OUR CHILDREN!!?, well then YOU shall have a taste of Humanity's RAGE, Run boi... RUNN!!!
Humans: "So, anyways... I started blasting."
**second story hits**
*chanting begins*
KAR EN TUK! KAR EN TUK! KAR! EN! TUK!!!
Kar En Tuk the kids...
Except this time Karen is a xeno,and oh boy i need to test out this railcannon
After Story 2:
The Doctor: You want slaves, I can help, So there's this planet Scarro......
The Xenos arrive in orbit over Scarro:
Daleks (in unison): EXTERMINATE!
The Docter: Well, They're good for something after all.
There is no war like a human
Nice Carthage Must be Destroyed reference in story #2. Wonder how many people picked that up.
Id love it if there was a second part of the second story
It's a foregone (and well-deserved) conclusion.
first story: From being a protected child-race, to being a beloved back-from-the-war grandparent. Second story: I need to go to work and will be back later to listen to it.
Cry havoc!
And let slip the dogs of war.
Humanity: Red Lantern Corp.
All iv learned from these stories is that we are all real angry😂
This reminded me of a tumbler post I saw saying instead of telling them to calm down have them imbrace the rage
Nothing is more terrifying that a pissed off and united humanity.
Caught it right as it released!
Yep, time to get the Terminator Armour and clean the Galaxy of the Xeno
pew pew
Xeno ! Delenda ! Est !
I can't slam that exterminatus button hard enough.
The second they mentioned the kids I'd have been running to the first recruiter I could find. Ya don't mess with the babies.
Didn't start the fight, we fkn finished it though.
Reads second story
Me: EXTERMINATUS
Guillaman:*tears up the codex and reunites the legions*
Dreadnought John Brown has launched.
You have many good readings, but these two are two of the best!
THE SOUTH GALAXY SHALL RISE AGAIN
This is my favorite pair of stories.
:)
I love it when these stories use the word run
Xeno Delenda Est. Ceterum autem censeo xeno esse delendam. Let the fires of the forges of war burn bright and hot. Only when the last xeno is dead shall the forge be quenched. Forgive us but it must be done. Forgive us for it shall be done.
Forgive us.
What would happen if it turns out that aliens being exposed certain intensities of light like a laser pointer would act like an actual laser sci-fi laser but when blasting humans it does nothing in the aliens get confused
When humanity as a hole is angered:
Half of this I watched sober and the otherhalf high and drunk and with both I loved
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It is my pleasure , thank you for the dono it is very much appreciated :)
TREMBLE FOR HUMANITY COMES, LET THE GALAXY BURN!
Story 1, most humans would shy from such revereance.
10:36 When we say "fuck them kids", this is not what we meant
with the power invested in me by the Holy Emperor of manking, I comand exterminatus
They took slaves.
Me: Alright that is messed up but I'm sure we can come to a peaceful solution here.
They took pleasure slaves.
Me: Alright some people are going to life-prison for this but we can still possibly work this out.
They took Human slaves.
Me: Alright someone is ending up on the wrong side of a war machine but afterwords I think we can amend our differences-
They took human CHILDREN as pleasure slaves.
Me: ALRIGHT THATS IT! (fetches my power armor) PEACE! IS! NO! LONGER! AN OPTION!!! RIP AND TEAR!!!!!
Yeah rip and tear
Xeno Delenda Est Load the space freighters with salt, Carthage was just a warmup....................... Damn, I just knew those 3 years of Latin in high school in the mid 60s would come n handy some day :)
patience is key
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Suffer not the xenos, glory to mankind!
Glad to see Catos bloodlime still lives on in that secomd story
Carthage was salted that day, nobody knows who did it but everyone agreed it was Cato
Xeno delenda est.
We accept being your boogeyman.
We killed ours.
Xenos: *enslave human children*
Vulkan : brothers, sons and nephews. Get the flamers. The HEAVY FLAMERS
For the second story, those xenos really should have al least had the collective braincells to study up on human history and customs a bit more before they established proper contact and trade of stuff and information. It would have done them a lot of good to quarantine a wide berth around Human space so to make sure we wouldn't get up their asses about their culture. That being said, we're humans. We're exceptionally good at delving into places we shouldn't go and learning things we shouldn't know.
At the first phase, it would make sense to try and not try and rush things while going about freeing the slaves (I did a HS paper on the Brown v. BOE case and learned that a lot of people were pushed against the ruling's enforcing because they thought it was going too fast and thought a more steady, gradual equalization process and improved race relations would work better, so for a topic that's more extreme, like slavery, it definitely makes sense not to escalate things too quickly). The Terrans could have also worked to instigate shadow operations like covert missions, piracy, insurgencies, and false-flag operations to free some slaves in the meantime. Definitely leak a bunch of information and education to places with a high concentration of slaves and maybe hack & blackmail those who keep the industry running (or assassinate or leak their location to criminals or pirates if they're the slavecatchers/anyone low enough on the ladder before killing the weakened winners and freeing the slaves). On the public front, try to advertise alternatives to using slaves, such as lifelike droids or simulation chambers or drugs or something, while highlighting the drawbacks of using slaves.
The second phase: Threaten to step up legal, political, economic and possibly violent ramifications if the xenos do not immediately return the human hostages as well as excessively compensating for and physical and mental problems that said hostages might have suffered during their unlawful captivity. If they don't have laws that forbid them from taking slaves from a sovereign alien nationstate without the knowledge and permission of said nationstate or stating their intention to do so in their formal declaration of war, then evolution should be reprimanded for on-the-job negligence at best.
The third phase: As far as I know, the xenos never signed the Geneva Convention and the rules of said documentation do not take alien life into account, so it shouldn't legally apply to them. As tempting as it is to go in all guns blazing at the first mention of human child slaves, anything more than conducting blitz raids to rescue said slaves under as much stealth as possible should be handled more patiently. If Humanity declares war and ramps up public aggression, then it will give the Godless galaxy time to prepare and be on alert. If Humanity slowly infiltrates agents, sympathizers, connections and set up business and criminal connections as far as possible to get their hands over as much systems of the xeno infrastructure as possible, then the potential for the enemy to be crippled by internal sabotage would be much higher. While systems across the galaxy go haywire, get hijacked, turn on their creators, etc and sleeper cells cause full blown terror and insurgencies all over, the surprise undeclared alpha strike from the Human navy will be all the more effective.
From then on the Human forces should focus on causing as much brutality and terror on the enemy as possible while minimizing collateral damage and freeing the oppressed. This means stuff like nanites that strip down the enemy to their base proteins and minerals, detonate and burn/melt them from the insides, and take over their body so the xenos armies have to watch as they are forced to kill one another. Make every body of the enemy a possible tool for us to use against them, spit in any notion of honor or decency on the battlefield that the xenos may be arrogant enough to think they deserve. Developing self-sufficient mass-conversion mobile factories (read: World Devastators) should be sent out to break down the enemy armies and fleets and those who participate and benefit from the slave trade, make a show of it and broadcast to the whole galaxy the sights and sounds of the pedos being marched down a glaring crimson maw of a mass conversion factory like the souls of sinners entering the gates of Hell. If possible, use nanite swarms to disable the enemy's ability to resist, and then send them back to their worlds just mutilated enough to warrant their worlds keeping them alive, and wasting resources in the process, or if they don't try and keep them alive in agony, have implanted nanites in their brains take over and have them go on bloody berserk sprees amongst their worlds and kin until they go down. Other times, xenos could be captured and have nanites mind-control them to go back to their worlds and people and sabotage their war effort/provide information. Either way, it makes for an effective demoralizing tool without having to resort to genocide.
I think this is the longest comment by far on the channel :D
@lepradus6317 nope bleeding heart liberal cp lover blabbing on about useless measures to stop the aliens raping our kids instead of kill the scum
“Xeno Delenda est” Xeno must be destroyed
EPIC!!!!
I would like to hear you narrate a more lengthy story, a book within these same story lines.
i have done a couple hfy books
@@AgroSquerril please share the video link
@@antodiyo7523 there are playlists for the books , www.youtube.com/@AgroSquerril/playlists?view=1&sort=dd&shelf_id=0
You have this strange deep voice that could be used for Cthulhu stories or deep mystery stories.
its something to consider
*Aliens take human children as pleasure slaves*
Humans: "Time to introduce them to the Geneva Checklist."
Okay I found the book. It is entitled "The Solarians" and it is by Norman Spinrad.
"Welp...time to feed fhe Galaxy into the Woodchipper..."
Humans are capable of an emotional state that is terrifying to experience or behold. It consists of two mutually exclusive states combined into a single harmonius whole.
First, is an all encompassing rage, hotter than the core of a sun, the body being flooded with adrenalin is in a hyper enhanced state on every level and in every way, with the mind and reflexes in such overdrive, that seconds turn into minutes, and minutes turn into hours.
Secondly, the conscious mind is purged of all trivial, distracting emotions supplanted by a cold fury and filled with an incomperable alertness and clarity, thinking at a super fast speed never achieved at any other time. Unfeeling, compassionless, merciless - swept clean of any concern for the inevitable consequences to either self, or the focus of such all encompassing fury. There is no known refuge that can shield you from a human who has been provoked into such a state. Neither does salvation in any form exist.
Only those who have personally experienced it, or those who have been peripherally brushed by it without having been it's focus, have witnessed it and lived to speak of it. To look upon it, is to behold Death: pure, and unbridled. When a warrior is possessed of it, they become the hero/terrors of legend against whom a legion cannot stand.
This, is not fiction.
I can not imagine the hopeless terror felt by a species facing the entire human race simultaneously aroused to such a state.
hearing second story:*puts on the union clothes and puts on the battle hymn of the republic as I load the shotgun with the intent to manifest destiny*
*Listens to second story. Dons power armour and a chainsword.*
Crap!! Both stories are friggin' amazing... but story #2 needs a series🍻🍻👊👊🇺🇸
you had to, right. When we decided to fight no more, you had to provoke us. you had to make the *fatal* mistake of thinking humans were "harmless" species that "cannot fight". And now you will see our wrath, you arrogant fools that tought you could just do anything you wished. May god forgive me, for I am about to sin. May mother Gaia protect us for we are about to start a war never seen before. As for you, xeno, pray to whatever almighty beign you believe in for a peaceful afterlife. Because even they cant save you now.