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  • @danherondraws
    @danherondraws 3 роки тому +236

    hee, we may not know how to build hives but we definitely know what type of hives are the hardest to get rid of

  • @garysmith3037
    @garysmith3037 3 роки тому +287

    The others: "The great beast terrifies us as it's monstrous form draws near, it is our doom, our death!"
    The Humans returning to camp: "Hey, you guys found some food!"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +42

      lol

    • @erushi5503
      @erushi5503 2 роки тому +17

      Cockroach (swarms rather than hive) wasps, termites those are the most annoying ones i know that gives me a head ache

    • @barelyasurvivor1257
      @barelyasurvivor1257 2 роки тому +11

      Have A Virtual Cookie, you made me laugh at that
      And yet it fits the story perfectly.

  • @donanthebarbarian5177
    @donanthebarbarian5177 3 роки тому +245

    I love how terrified, confused and frustrated the alien in the first sorry sounds when he says "what on Cryotha's soil did these hairless apes have to deal with that makes them stare death in the eyes and try to stab it?!?"

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +27

      :)

    • @resuriahel7815
      @resuriahel7815 3 роки тому +39

      Taxes

    • @demetrioaguilar7434
      @demetrioaguilar7434 3 роки тому +19

      Revolutionarie war flashbacks

    • @dalemorgan8263
      @dalemorgan8263 2 роки тому +28

      The worst kind of devil: *other humans*

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +15

      Simple: we got annoyed by Death looking at us, and then MORE annoyed when stabbing it didn't make it stop, and we've never stopped trying to kill Grim since. His never-ending toothy grin in response only encourages us to try smarter AND harder.

  • @nocount7517
    @nocount7517 3 роки тому +132

    "Dancing hot flower" is certainly a new way to say fire.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +23

      yup

    • @erubianwarlord8208
      @erubianwarlord8208 2 роки тому +9

      ive seen it used a few times personally

    • @michaeljames9892
      @michaeljames9892 2 роки тому +15

      The animals in Rudyard Kipling's "The Jungle Book" refer to fire as the red flower.

    • @melkiorwiseman5234
      @melkiorwiseman5234 Рік тому +2

      I've seen it in an old children's short story: "Little Come-And-See." about a girl who is always curious and to whom everything seems new and wonderful.

  • @henrypaleveda7760
    @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +142

    "I counted three of our crew members and five of my spawn. Of them, none we cared about" that hit right where the step-dad does.

    • @incarnation6664
      @incarnation6664 3 роки тому +14

      its not even the step-dad, its the biological dad....

    • @henrypaleveda7760
      @henrypaleveda7760 3 роки тому +7

      @@incarnation6664 and that only made ti [the joke] better

    • @tophk8975
      @tophk8975 Рік тому

      @@incarnation6664 The way I gasped then "wheeze laughed" at these two comments. lmao

    • @lupaswolfshead9971
      @lupaswolfshead9971 2 місяці тому +1

      ah you be the redheaded stepchild then lol

  • @H3xx99
    @H3xx99 3 роки тому +202

    Stare death in the eye, then try to stab it. I like that just as much as Terry Pratchett describing the angry horse in "Going Postal" as "Running like he wanted to bite the horizon."

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому +11

      That' just some epic wordsmithing from him.

    • @Firemind_EX
      @Firemind_EX 3 роки тому +14

      *opens up a case to pick the best stabby item to poke Death with* I think I'll go with this paring knife today.

    • @justsomehaatonpassingby4488
      @justsomehaatonpassingby4488 3 роки тому +10

      "Stare death right in the eye, then try to stab it, if it bleeds, it can be killed, if not, give it something to think twice about."

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому +4

      @@justsomehaatonpassingby4488 Words that many action protagonists live by.

    • @colinmoore7460
      @colinmoore7460 Рік тому +1

      Unfortunately we WILL press that "End of The World" button!

  • @kurtismiller9544
    @kurtismiller9544 3 роки тому +211

    Want to play with high tech? Get the xenos. Want to survive in almost any situation? Get a Deathworlder and watch the miracles happen.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +28

      yup

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 роки тому +22

      In this story it seems like Humanity is both.

    • @eleethtahgra7182
      @eleethtahgra7182 2 роки тому +19

      Basically
      Wanna go high tech? Get starfleet captain.
      Wanna jury rig something? Mcguyver or guys from mythbuster
      Wanna survive wilderness? Bear gryll. Or guys from SAS.

    • @mikesharkey2010
      @mikesharkey2010 Рік тому +5

      Sorta was hoping to find out that the humans were looking at this as an extended Scouts/Girl Guides wilderness survival week.

  • @CaptainShield
    @CaptainShield 3 роки тому +118

    Want the impossible done? Tell a human they can't possibly do it.

    • @medical-cyanide1526
      @medical-cyanide1526 2 роки тому +12

      If you try to say we can’t do it just because we will find a way to do it purely out of spite

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 Рік тому +2

      I once ticked off my boss because I stayed an extra two hours at work to get a task done.
      They still won't leave without making sure I have gone

    • @USS_Grey_Ghost
      @USS_Grey_Ghost Рік тому

      You can’t make Endless clean energy

    • @TheStarMachine2000
      @TheStarMachine2000 Рік тому

      @@USS_Grey_Ghost magentics

    • @trenttrent2786
      @trenttrent2786 3 місяці тому

      True

  • @hollowedshadow2822
    @hollowedshadow2822 3 роки тому +113

    *death walking up to any other species* : "come little one."
    *Humans* : *sounds of battle and screaming*

    • @Ko_Kasumi
      @Ko_Kasumi 3 роки тому +34

      Death walking up to a human: *Whispering* "Is...it asleep yet?"
      Human waking up: "YOU WANNA THROW HANDS!?"

    • @cookienorris6430
      @cookienorris6430 3 роки тому +27

      I forget the name, but there is an hfy story that is exactly that. Basically a bunch of "deaths" from different species mingle at a bar, and start talking to the reaper. He mentions how he is constantly training to do his job and the other deaths don't understand, so he takes them along to a battle field where he literally fights the soldiers and doctor's souls to take the dying soldiers soul away. It's pretty good

    • @johnathanstephenson8107
      @johnathanstephenson8107 3 роки тому +9

      @@cookienorris6430 Can you please link this? Because that sounds epic and I want to read it!

    • @bonnf8633
      @bonnf8633 3 роки тому +7

      @@johnathanstephenson8107 agro has a narration of it if I'm not mistaken

    • @johnathanstephenson8107
      @johnathanstephenson8107 3 роки тому +4

      @@bonnf8633 Do you know what it's called?

  • @bogustoast22none25
    @bogustoast22none25 3 роки тому +105

    Death: Human, I have come for y-
    Human: *stabs death*
    Death: ... dude, you already dead, I pre-kill you before I actually get here.
    Human: It... that doesn’t seem fair at all.
    Death: You can blame Jesus for that one, fought me for three days and won.

  • @StarSong936
    @StarSong936 3 роки тому +15

    I used to work in a Library. One day, I went behind the front desk to do some duty (don't remember what it was this was about 30 years ago. the guy working the desk told me if I approached him again he would kill me. I never saw him again. I did go to my direct supervisor and report it. After that I was interviewed by the Office of Special Investigations (OSI). I hated it. Before that, we had been friends. I still hurt over that. Thing is, his threat made it impossible to do my job. Before that, we used to go out and get coffee and donuts together. I'm inclined to think given his age, he may have been suffering some sort of cognitive decline. He was once a railroad engineer, and I really enjoyed his stories about his former job.

  • @royalroses123
    @royalroses123 3 роки тому +91

    ​The nanite swarms have caused an industrial boom in the sock industry...

  • @redraptorx1066
    @redraptorx1066 2 роки тому +7

    death: ok human, time to go.
    human: huh.. big talk from someone in knife distance.

  • @zeehero7280
    @zeehero7280 3 роки тому +102

    Hive mind trying to understand non hive mind species is always fun. especially when said hive mind doesn't really have a problem getting along with them, just wants to understand these strange creatures who don't even have a hive mind.

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 3 роки тому +12

    And here's me camping on the couch with my survival pizza

  • @dariustiapula
    @dariustiapula 3 роки тому +32

    "In death ground, fight!."

  • @reikolupus136
    @reikolupus136 3 роки тому +25

    You have to know the minimum about survival if you are born in a Death World XD.

  • @KonyaK95
    @KonyaK95 2 роки тому +19

    I like these two. I would love to hear more stories from that crash :)

  • @johnbrauer3517
    @johnbrauer3517 3 роки тому +24

    A very interesting story, Cub scouts, Boy Scouts, personal interest, USMC TRAINING & TEACHING.

    • @robertbemis9800
      @robertbemis9800 3 роки тому +1

      Don’t get on a ship until you know how to survive when the ship get busted

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic Рік тому

      In oz we call it childhood.
      I could steal a car before I could see over the dash board.
      I killed my first taipan before I had pubic hair.
      I blew up my first stump with grandpa when I was 8.

  • @NAH1907
    @NAH1907 3 роки тому +14

    Ah, nice to see the future generations of humans still kept our natural resourcefulness of use it to survive and thrive. [Edit: For the Algorithm and for the other sock.]

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      For the algorithm

    • @Hellsong89
      @Hellsong89 Рік тому

      Yeah.... not going to happen if you look morons of today. These dumb fucks could not get fire started even if they had lifter and gasoline, let alone if using flint and even more so rubbing sticks together. 99% of the human population will perish when shit hits the fan and most of them during first 3 months. Only ones might be those that have military/survival training or go for long hunting trips into the wild and know how to use weapons... but after while those weapons ether run out of ammo or break down, witch point its back to sticks and stones, leaving just the fraction to survive.... and all of this could just be our star barbing solar flare that fries all electronics that are not shielded properly and chaos reigns..

  • @SpiritWolf1966
    @SpiritWolf1966 6 місяців тому +1

    I enjoy all of Agro Squirrel Narrates videos

  • @kingnothing8570
    @kingnothing8570 3 роки тому +38

    Would love to see more of these for the algorithm

  • @alfredsutton7233
    @alfredsutton7233 3 роки тому +19

    The best science fiction well read. What more could I ask for?

  • @Jr837_
    @Jr837_ Рік тому +5

    I really like the idea of a rule saying that every ship needs atleast one hu-mon

  • @rosebloodwater13
    @rosebloodwater13 2 роки тому +6

    It's weird thinking about how I'd probably scare some poor xeno shitless and usually I'm a laid back plant lady. Because push comes to shove I got some survival knowledge tucked away in my brain and would be damned if I don't go down swinging.

  • @WorldWalker128
    @WorldWalker128 Рік тому +4

    I want to know where the rest of this story could have gone. I love these short-stories, but as someone who loves a long narrative, it always leaves me craving more.

  • @sydneydaum9204
    @sydneydaum9204 3 роки тому +61

    ayo what's up insomnia club

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 роки тому +3

    When you have to march through hell it helps to have a native guide.

  • @Domicle
    @Domicle 3 роки тому +26

    I like this series. Where can I find the compilation? A full story version? I'm basically asking you to sit down and read for 5 hours again 😆😆😆

    • @seanluna5679
      @seanluna5679 2 роки тому +2

      How can you find it? Bug me for long enough.

    • @lilykroatschannel4827
      @lilykroatschannel4827 Рік тому +1

      Hello there, the author updated it.
      The continuation is called From a Ship, They made a town

  • @i2gsurgeon525
    @i2gsurgeon525 3 роки тому +13

    This one definitely floats my boat!👍

  • @jakobus6581
    @jakobus6581 2 роки тому +3

    Some of my favorite kind of stories!

  • @Bonesaw4444
    @Bonesaw4444 3 роки тому +6

    Extra fast Nanites! Where is my house?

  • @davidatkinson47
    @davidatkinson47 3 роки тому +8

    "What did these hairless apes have to deal with that makes them stare Death in the eye and try to stab it?" I've had cabbage, ask a cardiologist or a surgeon what I mean if you don't know. And I run hard every day, now that I'm recovered enough (that took a year or so), and I throw boxes to build the next clinic. I've no idea how much longer I've got, but I know it's already borrowed. I'm gonna use that time in the best way that I can even imagine. That's what I do. That's what WE do. HFY in a nutshell.

    • @seldonwright4345
      @seldonwright4345 2 роки тому +3

      If you're living on borrowed time borrow as much as you can. You don't have to pay any interest.

  • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
    @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому +7

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @TheProdigalCat
    @TheProdigalCat Рік тому +1

    Thank you for pumping these out man, I've been binging to the point I sometimes listen to these in the car rather than music. Keep it up, Emperor bless!

  • @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH
    @DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH 3 роки тому +2

    Bless the Squerril
    Bless the Author

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic Рік тому

    Sci fi story I read years ago, creatures from a different dimension that seemed to be vampire like, a guy buys the largest hand gun every made, asks if the gunsmith has anything more powerful.
    Gunsmith says, if it can die, this will kill it.
    Dude says, and if it can't die?
    Gunsmith says, it will wish it could.

  • @derpionderpson1424
    @derpionderpson1424 3 роки тому +3

    So I am not entirely sure how it translates to external heat, but fever at 42 degrees Celsius is when we start getting brain damage so I don’t think we would last in 50 degree heat for long… also we don’t do well in anything below 10 degrees without heavy clothing.
    So unless our deathwolders here have been augmented somehow, I think those numbers are a little exaggerated.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +9

      I think they are talking about external temperature rather than core temperature in the story

    • @user-mu8ok5xf8d
      @user-mu8ok5xf8d 3 роки тому +4

      Remember our bodies have ways to try to keep us at a safe core temperature. Those temps are actually survivable for a certain amount of time. They will need to take action to continue to survive at the extremas but it’s vary possible

    • @derpionderpson1424
      @derpionderpson1424 3 роки тому

      @@user-mu8ok5xf8d Yeah but if you are telling an alien "we can survive in temperatures from 0-50 degrees without heavy clothing" they probably don't understand that you mean "for a certain amount of time and with the possibility to take actions that cool us down/heat us up"...
      As I said 10-42 is more honest in the impression it gives.

    • @donanthebarbarian5177
      @donanthebarbarian5177 2 роки тому +4

      @@derpionderpson1424 as long as you know what to do a human can survive indefinitely in 0-50 Celsius areas given a supply of water and food are sufficient. We only need heavy clothing if you want to survive long term beyond that range. For 0-10 Celsius you need a well insulated shelter (natural or artificial) and a supply of food and water. For 40-50 Celsius you need to find/create shade to hide under for the day move and gather supplies during the time just before sunrise and a bit after sunset.

  • @jeroylenkins1745
    @jeroylenkins1745 3 роки тому +6

    Reed spunning!

    • @williamcruz5465
      @williamcruz5465 3 роки тому +3

      Why is google translating this? And why am I laughing?

  • @knighttemplaroftentacult7123
    @knighttemplaroftentacult7123 6 місяців тому

    Not even to mention, that one of, if not THE, most popular video games out there is Minecraft. Which is literally horror survival if you look close enough.

    • @Darqshadow
      @Darqshadow 24 дні тому

      We even mod it to make it harder in the case of materials, a horror game with mobs, or both, or add WMDs for PvP reasons.

  • @loganshaw4527
    @loganshaw4527 Рік тому

    Have a human on the ship crew just in case. Classic.

  • @3ducksinamansuit
    @3ducksinamansuit 3 роки тому +1

    Fantastic

  • @skyfinger9319
    @skyfinger9319 3 роки тому +1

    Oh that's why it's not playing still have a half hour till it premiers

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 4 місяці тому

    Love this one

  • @edissonreyes7924
    @edissonreyes7924 3 роки тому +4

    Humanity fuck yeah!!! FTA!!!

  • @Wolfbroa
    @Wolfbroa 3 роки тому +2

    Lovely human survival lol

  • @magmadude35
    @magmadude35 3 роки тому +1

    Nice one

  • @iam2_maniacal446
    @iam2_maniacal446 3 роки тому

    The Republic needs YOU, to comment for the algorithm

  • @Monster_Ink
    @Monster_Ink 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm!

  • @timobrien2813
    @timobrien2813 6 місяців тому

    Good story, thank you. UKUK

  • @theonetodefyall238
    @theonetodefyall238 3 роки тому

    keeper going

  • @reasonablehiccups4792
    @reasonablehiccups4792 3 роки тому +3

    For the algorithm

  • @Claymore200
    @Claymore200 3 роки тому +3

    Intro any% TAS?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +1

      that will be my next try , got a team working on the TAS. might take a while though

  • @hydrogenone6866
    @hydrogenone6866 2 роки тому

    *"Hairless Midgets"* ....HAHAHA

  • @Thiccums774
    @Thiccums774 3 роки тому +1

    Ayo!

    • @idkissausername1667
      @idkissausername1667 3 роки тому

      "Ayo" translated to english means "come on" lmao, im assuming its translated from italian

    • @BrunoMaricFromZagreb
      @BrunoMaricFromZagreb 3 роки тому

      @@idkissausername1667 In some places it can also be a greeting.

  • @lostgamer2271
    @lostgamer2271 3 роки тому

    Why speed run when you can slow motion run ( ps. I know it would be a long intro )

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 3 роки тому

    neat

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 10 місяців тому

    185th, 31 December 2023

  • @vocalpelly6873
    @vocalpelly6873 3 роки тому

    For The Algorithm

  • @dryed_potatoe2530
    @dryed_potatoe2530 3 роки тому +3

    First i think

  • @kyleyounger697
    @kyleyounger697 3 роки тому

    hi all

  • @shanerooney7288
    @shanerooney7288 3 роки тому +1

    Space faring race that doesn't know what fire is. :/

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому +3

      If you are using bio connons to get into space and colony hive ships to travel , you may not be too comfortable or know a lot about fires

  • @josmeijers2818
    @josmeijers2818 2 роки тому

    F.T.A !

  • @VadulTharys
    @VadulTharys 3 роки тому

    F T A

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 3 роки тому

    F.A.S.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 3 роки тому

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      For the algorithm

    • @rhysfirth3506
      @rhysfirth3506 3 роки тому

      @@AgroSquerril Sounds like the algorithm is some disembodied god... what would archeologists datamining permanent storage 2000 years from now make of that chant?

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  3 роки тому

      ​@@rhysfirth3506 they would probably correctly goes that the "algorithm" gets too much credit for everything. Some people treat it like it omnipotent which is why i did this ua-cam.com/video/JGmdY3vvNQU/v-deo.html

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 3 роки тому

    For the algorithm

  • @bathroomprophet2310
    @bathroomprophet2310 3 роки тому +1

    For the algorithm