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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  3 роки тому +225

    8:10 Gas Station Simulator
    3:46:28 Listening to new music
    3:53:59 1st Brb Ends
    5:06:03 2nd Brb Ends

    • @antonioacosta568
      @antonioacosta568 3 роки тому +17

      By the way guys. Thanks for reuploading the Kenshi stream. I asked on discord a while back and never got to say thanks cause I deleted my account. Y'all are the real mvps

    • @gwnfatelephant
      @gwnfatelephant 3 роки тому +3

      @@antonioacosta568u.=…
      I’m

    • @Bjrosiy
      @Bjrosiy Рік тому +5

      @@gwnfatelephant least insane jerma viewer

  • @quincidents9628
    @quincidents9628 3 роки тому +1855

    Jerma is a guy who even though he’s played a billion video games it’s like his first time playing video games every stream

    • @macha8155
      @macha8155 3 роки тому +64

      Paid actor

    • @bovinearrogance
      @bovinearrogance 3 роки тому +30

      i love Jerma- but honest to god him never knowing wtf to do and constantly looking at chat instead of playing is annoying af

    • @ArronTheCat
      @ArronTheCat 3 роки тому +9

      @@bovinearrogance I've never understood why people come to jerma to actually watch him play games. He stopped playing games seriously since tf2 and even then he goofed off a ton. I see the same kinda reactions on oneyplays. If you wanna watch somebody be good at games go watch eSports lol

    • @bovinearrogance
      @bovinearrogance 3 роки тому +10

      @@ArronTheCat I'm new to Jerma so I was kinda looking for more people like Vinesauce. But its not even that he's just not playing them right its the fact that his always just super fuckin clueless

    • @ArronTheCat
      @ArronTheCat 3 роки тому +162

      @@bovinearrogance he's always been like that. Don't go into a jerma video with the mindset you're about to watch someone play a game, go into it with the mindset that you're about to watch a trainwreck

  • @spookssnatchley780
    @spookssnatchley780 3 роки тому +976

    His best streams are when he starts rping as a weirdo and then gets surprised at chats reaction as if that’s how normal people behave

    • @gforce07
      @gforce07 2 роки тому +2

      I know those are my favorites, too.

    • @lividsphincter4098
      @lividsphincter4098 2 роки тому +21

      "rping"

    • @SPX900
      @SPX900 Рік тому +11

      I also like it when he is rping his chat

    • @harpsarp66
      @harpsarp66 Рік тому +6

      @@SPX900 i swear half of jerma's "reading chat" is just him making shit up. they have entered his brain

    • @ArtoriasCiaran76
      @ArtoriasCiaran76 Рік тому

      ​@lividsphincter4098 my mind immediately went to horrible things, and i'm not gonna lie, I was very concerned. On many fronts.

  • @Haydito95
    @Haydito95 2 роки тому +787

    this guy deserves his own tectonic plate

  • @donut_500
    @donut_500 3 роки тому +1916

    I can't wait until Jerma is 50, streaming his first irl Ferrari test drive, constantly shouting to chat "this is NOT a mid life crisis! i was JOKING when I said that, I'm not OLD. would an OLD person have the NEED FOR SPEED LIKE ME HUH"

    • @thatonegreenguy2842
      @thatonegreenguy2842 3 роки тому +209

      Guys, guys alright it’s not a midlife crisis alright - I I I I uhh made a GOOD financial decision aright.
      It’s a good INVESTMENT let’s just do a couple laps see how it goes WOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAH

    • @TargetedPersona
      @TargetedPersona 3 роки тому +220

      No chat I'm not going to drive 120 mph over the speed limit down the highway

    • @wntriam
      @wntriam 3 роки тому +137

      @@TargetedPersona *immediately drives 120 mph over the speed limit*

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 роки тому +134

      @@TargetedPersona Guys I’m not gonna fuckin- **quiter and faster this time* I’mnotgonnafuckingrunsomeoneoverokay? **reading chat** MANSLAUGHTER MANSLAUGHTER VEHICULAR MANSLAUGHTER- NO!!!!

    • @TargetedPersona
      @TargetedPersona 3 роки тому +63

      @@Notquitekris MONKAS MONKAS *sounds of cars crashing violently and loud blood curdling screams intensifies*

  • @reno6703
    @reno6703 3 роки тому +947

    one of my favorite streams of his, ADHD on full tilt, real honest talks, and wonky car phys

    • @MiniMuni69
      @MiniMuni69 3 роки тому +27

      It really was the perfect storm, this stream. Loved it!

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 3 роки тому +23

      Perfect jerma stream indeed.

    • @VVychmyNeko
      @VVychmyNeko 3 роки тому +18

      Full on ADHD indeed

    • @stevej71393
      @stevej71393 3 роки тому +56

      There should be a "Jerma" genre on Steam for games like this.

    • @LordMoku
      @LordMoku 3 роки тому +1

      The Holy Trinity.

  • @jf4156
    @jf4156 3 роки тому +1202

    He really thrives in these types of games

    • @skeletoninyourbody9896
      @skeletoninyourbody9896 3 роки тому +92

      I absolutely love watch him play these, i go back to watching him play house flipper etc too it's so relaxing and fun
      Hope he plays pc building sim sometimes

    • @lux6371
      @lux6371 3 роки тому +127

      Any Jerma stream with "simulator" in the title is an instant classic.

    • @KonkeyDongkey
      @KonkeyDongkey 3 роки тому +49

      They really are the best, house flipper, the long drive and power wash Simulator really stick out to me.

    • @hooch7700
      @hooch7700 3 роки тому +22

      Thrives?? He forgets what he’s doing every five minutes! Lol

    • @lux6371
      @lux6371 3 роки тому +41

      @@KonkeyDongkey Thief simulator, cooking simulator and drug dealer simulator are some great ones too

  • @chasemorr4110
    @chasemorr4110 3 роки тому +550

    Jerma with a broom is an Avengers level threat

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 роки тому +38

      PSYCHO streamer Goes on a RAMPAGE using a broom

    • @Koishii1970
      @Koishii1970 3 роки тому +8

      Jerma helps the military take down the Hulk with his broom

  • @rabbitOfDemise
    @rabbitOfDemise 3 роки тому +236

    i like how jerma's streams of obscure games normally illustrate him slowly derailing into madness
    like by the end of the stream hes just stealing peoples cars, ignoring the line of customers while pretending to be concerned, and occasionally laughing manically

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 роки тому +27

      The voices start to take over at the end of every stream

    • @boneor...7022
      @boneor...7022 3 роки тому +10

      >obscure
      It outsold Deathloop

    • @goobiiguy
      @goobiiguy 2 роки тому +4

      @@boneor...7022 how’s that an achievement

  • @Melvin_RongDong
    @Melvin_RongDong 2 роки тому +159

    Imagine trying to get your car filled up and you watch the gas station attendee sprint around the building, pick up a potted plant, and chuck it at some kid

  • @simonsimons1252
    @simonsimons1252 3 роки тому +284

    Jerma could sit making poop jokes for 5 hours and I wouldn't get bored of his content. Mixing it up's fine, but the man's charisma is what makes him what he is, not just his stream format.

    • @cmarquino
      @cmarquino 3 роки тому +1

      Agreed.

    • @blankpage9277
      @blankpage9277 3 роки тому +1

      I don't think I've heard him land a joke before.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 роки тому +15

      @@blankpage9277 then you just don’t understand his humor. The appeal is the off-the-wall insanity and the range of characters he comes up with and plays, like Mr Greenz, The Rats, Zerma, Greedy Grinner, etc

    • @sultanofswag8901
      @sultanofswag8901 2 роки тому +1

      @@Bruh-ob9mi like 80% of those are things that chat came up with

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 роки тому +13

      @@sultanofswag8901 Chat may have influenced them, but Jerma brings them to life

  • @lcslndmt
    @lcslndmt 2 роки тому +129

    "I've been watching you for a month and you're already my father." Jerma's got the best chat on Twitch, I swear lmao

    • @Scenery-1976
      @Scenery-1976 2 місяці тому

      04:12:04 for any Jermamites wondering

  • @BananaPhoPhilly
    @BananaPhoPhilly 3 роки тому +608

    chat is on drugs, they called jerma a boomer for _not_ using email

    • @justinworld9
      @justinworld9 3 роки тому +144

      all that online school messed with their minds

    • @RedzeeTV
      @RedzeeTV 3 роки тому +87

      @@justinworld9 instant messaging was so 2019, emails are it now!

    • @siluriantides
      @siluriantides 3 роки тому +33

      To be fair, chat is always on drugs.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому +16

      @@justinworld9 Wait is that how they communicate in classes? Holy fuckin shit I graduated just in time.

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 3 роки тому +15

      @@jamesmccomb9525 nah, Teams or whatever youre using can do VOIP and has its own chat client
      In my experience only Uni's and professors will message thru email anymore

  • @foehammer5047
    @foehammer5047 3 роки тому +230

    "a lot of this channel's vibe is because of Blordow's music."
    Don't lay the blame at his feet, Jerma, he's done nothing wrong to deserve that.

  • @Notquitekris
    @Notquitekris 3 роки тому +169

    It’s insane to me that the screens we’re currently looking at and the music we hear for “stream starting soon!” and “be right back!” will eventually be referred to as “the old screen cards” and “the old music” like the old Jerma985 intros, crazy to think about how different even the tiniest of things will be! Looking forward to the future though :)

    • @begoldturtle
      @begoldturtle 3 роки тому +6

      I like the way you think

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 роки тому +11

      @@begoldturtle aw thank you so much! Even though the change will be weird I’m definitely looking forward to the future :)

    • @KnightAarant
      @KnightAarant 3 роки тому +11

      Right? To think they'll be the "old" intro is such a weird feeling. Puts heavily into perspective how long I've been viewing Jerma's content.

    • @Notquitekris
      @Notquitekris 3 роки тому +1

      @@KnightAarant Precisely!! The future is looking promising though :))

    • @Sammy38
      @Sammy38 3 місяці тому

      I'm scared. I miss him. I cry every night

  • @JetSetFrett
    @JetSetFrett 3 роки тому +175

    I can't believe Jerma also made bathroom potions, that's fucking wild

    • @janshsshsnns7414
      @janshsshsnns7414 3 роки тому +17

      Yeah he talks alot about how he brought his pc into the bathroom while shitting. Along with bathroom potions In his drug dealer simulator stream

    • @Nonexistent_creature
      @Nonexistent_creature 2 роки тому

      @@janshsshsnns7414 didn't he talk about sliding a switch between his asscheeks?

  • @SoSarchastic
    @SoSarchastic 2 роки тому +49

    Jerma starting his gas station empire: "I hope you'll be kind enough to give me 5 stars on Google!"
    An hour in: "literally murdering customers"

  • @ChrisLeeW00
    @ChrisLeeW00 3 роки тому +67

    Having worked at a gas station, I thought it was funny how shocked Jerma got from seeing every day occurrences in this game.

    • @bigbubble4282
      @bigbubble4282 3 роки тому +7

      How often do you find a piece of shit on the ground?

    • @elenz903
      @elenz903 3 роки тому +34

      @@bigbubble4282 another gas station worker here, much more often than i'd like

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 роки тому +7

      @@elenz903 F

  • @TripleFudgePacker
    @TripleFudgePacker 3 роки тому +131

    finally, the peak of gaming

    • @orangejoe2147
      @orangejoe2147 3 роки тому +11

      Gas

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +11

      @@orangejoe2147 gyas

    • @the-red-thing
      @the-red-thing 3 роки тому +3

      @@jeremytitus9519 The door has just been locked behind you, you thought this was a tour? your test begins now.

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 роки тому +5

      @@the-red-thing youre locked in a room with a carrot and a snowman, putting the carrot on the snowman's nose opens the door And you are allowed to leave
      Putting the carrot on the snowman's dick would be pretty funny, but detonates a Pipe bomb

  • @ezrabirdhouse
    @ezrabirdhouse 3 роки тому +78

    it's so funny when he says things. i love that he has opinions

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee 3 роки тому +105

    when he talks to each customer at the pump, jerma sounds like jack nicholson in the shining

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 роки тому +13

      You say that like he isnt

    • @Anzallos
      @Anzallos 3 роки тому +8

      He did the Kubrick stare and everything

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 3 роки тому +7

      Jerma wasn’t born, he was written in

  • @brinbin_
    @brinbin_ 3 роки тому +61

    I loved seeing the sub badges change in pre-stream and everyone pointing out how cool each other's looked and then hearing one of Blordow's new tracks at the stream start. It genuinely felt like Christmas morning.

  • @goblinking3710
    @goblinking3710 3 роки тому +75

    “Am I In trouble” as he sprints at the cop car

  • @Jeffery-do6ey
    @Jeffery-do6ey 3 роки тому +111

    Leave it to jerma to go on an emotional roller coaster managing a gas station

    • @Sube-Tube
      @Sube-Tube 3 роки тому +2

      I'd hardly call that managing, he could barely even function most of the time

    • @vizzy61
      @vizzy61 Рік тому

      how else would they drive

  • @rs-vvv
    @rs-vvv 3 роки тому +33

    When he brushes the same spot of dirt for a minute straight because he doesn't understand that he's like 1 pixel away from it registering

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK Рік тому +6

    I love when Jerma play simulator games. It's such a chill thing to have on in the background while I work. This, Coin Game, Internet Cafe Simulator. Even Wrestling Empire; I know that last one wasn't a simulator game, but just the "do stuff, make management decisions, etc." type games. Love them.

  • @NigelMelanisticSmith
    @NigelMelanisticSmith 3 роки тому +51

    2:52:10 Him painting over the bathroom grime is my personal favorite moment

  • @BunBunAshly
    @BunBunAshly 3 роки тому +132

    the sweeping vehicles a mile away was funny every time

  • @oswinoswald3410
    @oswinoswald3410 3 роки тому +69

    My favourite type of stream where I can go to sleep and wake up to the same one. Then realize I need to be getting more sleep.

  • @trucevideos
    @trucevideos 2 роки тому +31

    obsessed w how customers don't care if ur lockpicking their car unless you fail

  • @antonioacosta568
    @antonioacosta568 3 роки тому +220

    Hearing him say "we might start doing seasonal intros" gives me relief. I've genuinely been worried he's felt like quitting.
    Also did we get a Markiplier in Space leak? Jerma appearance?

    • @sanguillotine
      @sanguillotine 3 роки тому +65

      I’m pretty sure he said recently that he doesn’t plan on quitting anytime soon

    • @antonioacosta568
      @antonioacosta568 3 роки тому +85

      @@sanguillotine yeah, but he also says things like "we'll see how much gas we have left in the tank"
      Ultimately he can leave when he wants to, but it's scary!

    • @rasengdori13
      @rasengdori13 3 роки тому +81

      @@antonioacosta568 I think it’s moreso he’ll move on from Twitch someday to focus full-time on bigger projects akin to Dollhouse because he feels more fulfillment and passion in them.

    • @lupa3041
      @lupa3041 3 роки тому +13

      just after the brb break in this stream he talks about quitting/doing other things

    • @kasperkildegaard8518
      @kasperkildegaard8518 3 роки тому +31

      he just talked about it he made it very clear he would at least be going for some years still

  • @Kiroisawesome05
    @Kiroisawesome05 3 роки тому +137

    Most gas stations have like powerball or scratch cards Jermas gas station has a full slot machine in it

    • @boingo3275
      @boingo3275 3 роки тому +18

      Jerma puts the "out of order" sign on the machine just so he can use it exclusively

  • @HaloDevilGuy
    @HaloDevilGuy 3 роки тому +43

    I hope he plays this again, this might be my next house flipper set of streams I rewatch.

  • @Pactastic042
    @Pactastic042 3 роки тому +22

    I'm still watching this day by day it's so long , what a big load of Jerm

  • @dannyboy8t666ed
    @dannyboy8t666ed 3 роки тому +55

    I don't care how bad my day is going. Listen to Jerma an instant smile.

  • @stitchfinger7678
    @stitchfinger7678 3 роки тому +193

    I get that everything needs to be gamified so it doesnt just feel like chores
    But the checkout minigame makes literally no sense
    Why do you have to not let it get in the basket?
    Why does that make it free?
    WHY ARE THEY UPSET WHEN THEY GET SHIT FOR FREE???

    • @asoap2422
      @asoap2422 3 роки тому +34

      So i decided to play the game after watching jerma playing for 2hrs and it's gettin even worse. Sometimes the items will freak out on the sliding thing and go to fucking space itself and they will get upset aswell. If your mouse is half fucked like mine? There are times you will accidentally throw the fucking thing instead of scanning it. Yes it's advanced uneccessary.

    • @nipplecream3099
      @nipplecream3099 3 роки тому +3

      also why isn’t the basket just on the other side of the scanner????

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 3 роки тому +33

      I'm desensitized to that, with how many cooking games I've played where customers will get angry that you gave them an extra burger patty or too large of a drink. I just headcanon it as the manager yelling at me rather than the customer.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 роки тому +8

      @@Otakupatriot117 I imagine that the customer has to pay for the extra thing when the bill is calculated and they never noticed it until they walk away with their order

    • @ophiocordyceps_
      @ophiocordyceps_ 2 роки тому

      its probably the way the game is coded so if it doesnt go to the scanner and then the basket its basically the same as dropping it off the thing. sorry sir your chips are out of bounds ignore the fact that theyre also in your basket

  • @doifhg
    @doifhg 3 роки тому +62

    I love how all the sim games he plays have wonky car physics

  • @ceejozz
    @ceejozz 3 роки тому +43

    something happens to jerma when he plays any game with a car in it

  • @godawful5600
    @godawful5600 3 роки тому +79

    Jerma Royale Season 0
    No but honestly, I know it’s a small thing, but I respect Jerma for thinking of ways to improve / change up his stream after all this time. New music and badges and all that are very cool

  • @kadn6885
    @kadn6885 3 роки тому +11

    These streams are the only thing getting me through my assignments for finals, thank you for uploading them :)

    • @reesebeaver16
      @reesebeaver16 2 роки тому +1

      i'm watching them while doing my assignments too! they're nice background noise

  • @juliasch7854
    @juliasch7854 3 роки тому +25

    when he brought up the red pepper jelly and cream cheese, i fell in love

  • @t.c.l1625
    @t.c.l1625 3 роки тому +24

    I just started as a pro wrestler, training for the past two years and now wrestling shows under Best of the West pro wrestling in California. I would totally be down to work in a live action Jerma rumble after the years of watching Everything Jerma has put out for our entertainment.

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому

      What are you aiming for? NXT? AEW? New Japan?

  • @ironwhitey
    @ironwhitey 3 роки тому +54

    Getting emotional thinking about Jeremy retiring

  • @bennie.379
    @bennie.379 3 роки тому +26

    the funny sound effect at 2:43:40 made me laugh so much

  • @nintendo_dringus
    @nintendo_dringus 3 роки тому +121

    My keyboard's volume wheel likes to use itself sometimes. I'll be sitting there, with my volume at 15%. Then most of the time when the issue happens, the wheel's light will turn white (indicating it has been used in the last couple of seconds) and the volume meter will appear on screen and rapidly change between -10 and +10 of where it was originally. The other day for the first time, it shot from 20 to 100 in 1 frame. It was absolutely deafening. I was playing inscryption and then and just as I ended my turn and the cards began attacking, it was like michael bay in my ears.

    • @marinesnake8641
      @marinesnake8641 3 роки тому +7

      Inscryption is such a good game, I hope jerma plays it later but I highly doubt he will

    • @KZ-ub9bg
      @KZ-ub9bg 3 роки тому +32

      Jerma lives inside your keyboard

    • @bavuh1249
      @bavuh1249 3 роки тому +18

      @@marinesnake8641 would it be a good jerma game though? I feel like he’d die like once or twice and then talk about barfing for the rest of the stream

    • @stitchfinger7678
      @stitchfinger7678 3 роки тому +5

      dude das a ghost

    • @marinesnake8641
      @marinesnake8641 3 роки тому +4

      @@bavuh1249 yeah it really isnt a jerma game but what you described still sounds like a good time

  • @jimbones8795
    @jimbones8795 3 роки тому +71

    Jerma is amazing at playing games without actually playing them

  • @mooomalooomabaloooma
    @mooomalooomabaloooma 3 роки тому +29

    Imagine going to a gas station and seeing somebody kick flipping your car

    • @ivandesouza2424
      @ivandesouza2424 3 роки тому +4

      Imagine a VR game where you need to survive against multiple jermas

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 2 роки тому +5

    I don't even drink beer, but watching this stream with this guy just makes me wanna open a cold one and enjoy him talking. It's really satisfying to watch.

  • @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405
    @yourhighschoolenglishteach8405 3 роки тому +51

    the “piano mashing” song jerma heard was almost definitely a MIDI conversion of a different song

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому

      I don't think that was a thing back then

  • @harley8047
    @harley8047 3 роки тому +23

    This is one of those games I'd love if it were multi-player.

    • @FreakTheScene
      @FreakTheScene 3 роки тому +2

      That'd be absolutely perfect for this game, especially since there is so much to work on.

    • @redacted9912
      @redacted9912 2 роки тому

      Nothing would get done and we all know it

  • @fluffiestbiscuit
    @fluffiestbiscuit 3 роки тому +68

    5:25:45 I'm banned for life now because of this PSYCHO and his FURSONA

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +9

      Somebody needs to reign in this utter renegade

  • @schmoke.
    @schmoke. 3 роки тому +26

    Poor Jerma always getting called insane, think he finally figured out why.

  • @TheTrueEvilSpud
    @TheTrueEvilSpud 3 роки тому +39

    4:12:05 is quite possibly my favorite one-guy moments

  • @iheartme6110
    @iheartme6110 Рік тому +2

    Jerma is so good at advertising games unknowingly. This adds to the list of many games I’ve downloaded just to play it right

  • @Nobody_important9
    @Nobody_important9 3 роки тому +24

    Last ever Jerma show will be pressing big red button and ending world in nuclear fire

    • @steve7745
      @steve7745 3 роки тому +3

      Certified Harvester moment

  • @felicityc
    @felicityc 3 роки тому +156

    Apparently this game reports information on your computer and data, and uploads them to servers (Epic Games ipv4 servers specifically, and social network tracking) without your consent.
    Please look at the highest rated review on steam before purchasing or playing this game.
    I never would ask this normally, but please upvote this comment to increase awareness of this issue.

    • @Nobody_important9
      @Nobody_important9 3 роки тому +23

      Epic games needs to get money for all those free games somehow

    • @gagne6928
      @gagne6928 3 роки тому +13

      Jerma actually did get hacked after all

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому +8

      Same stuff happens with anything TakeTwo has their hands on, which is a LOT of games.

    • @therealbungus
      @therealbungus 3 роки тому

      Way to spread misinformation and FUD, back up your claims with a source next time.

    • @jamesmccomb9525
      @jamesmccomb9525 3 роки тому +33

      @@therealbungus He did you moron. The top review on Steam even got a response from the developer, and they acknowledged it as fact.
      You're the one that needs to read into sources better you dunce.

  • @connor8198
    @connor8198 3 роки тому +7

    i love jerma
    his insanity is the only thing keeping me sane

  • @wigleymusic
    @wigleymusic Місяць тому +1

    Is Jerma the only hyper-successful streamer who has literally nothing on screen other than the gameplay? It's such a stark contrast to everyone else. I'm always amazed at the numbers he pulled.

    • @NightTimeDay
      @NightTimeDay 9 днів тому

      Love Jerma but I don't think he's hyper successful. Isn't he more mid tier?

  • @AtariWow
    @AtariWow 2 роки тому +7

    1:39:00 Wake up Samurai, we've got a gas station to run. - Keanu

  • @MayorMcC666
    @MayorMcC666 3 роки тому +28

    its funny that jerma thinks the general public wouldn't recognize the sus guy in 20 years. its going to happen, sorry Jeremy.

  • @ratjesus2003
    @ratjesus2003 3 роки тому +25

    Streamer goes INSANE and KIDNAPS a bunch of people in the desert

  • @silas6349
    @silas6349 3 роки тому +9

    This be my certified Jerma sleep video

  • @neilduh
    @neilduh 3 роки тому +20

    Thoroughly enjoyed the new music!

  • @Kejody53
    @Kejody53 3 роки тому +6

    With a thumbnail like that, I simply cannot ignore the video.

  • @snozzle9674
    @snozzle9674 3 роки тому +6

    The new music slaps, no matter how chill it is I always find myself head butting

  • @incendiarymoth
    @incendiarymoth 7 місяців тому +1

    This is unironically one of my fav jerma streams

  • @itsmemrnukki
    @itsmemrnukki 3 роки тому +32

    GYAS station simulator

  • @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.
    @In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock. 3 роки тому +34

    Jerma type game

  • @terryflopycow2231
    @terryflopycow2231 3 роки тому +10

    44:36 'Broom purchased'

  • @DramakilzU
    @DramakilzU 3 роки тому +7

    When Jerma says rumble live, I immediately picture Endgame but with all the important Jerma characters/content creators that Jerma has encountered over all the years since UA-cam. It’d even be really cool if there were a group of wrestlers that could act as Twitch chat, and if you give enough subs, you get your name written on the shirt of one of the wrestlers as they join the ring. Twitch can even vote on what items to introduce into the rumble similar to the dollhouse stream.

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 3 роки тому

      Jerma rumble live is a thing, search it up

  • @lordwaluigi8535
    @lordwaluigi8535 3 роки тому +8

    The most important lesson I learned from this stream was the purpose of cranberry sauce. 18 Thanksgivings and I've never known it was supposed to go on the turkey, never even bought it

  • @junlexip9204
    @junlexip9204 3 роки тому +35

    Just by looking at the thumbnail, it reminds me of the Long Drive

    • @aniyilator
      @aniyilator 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah, definitely a similar vibe

    • @wntriam
      @wntriam 3 роки тому +3

      @@kaebeelee damn this hit hard

    • @begoldturtle
      @begoldturtle 3 роки тому +1

      @@kaebeelee the updates are getting sick if you haven’t check it out yet

  • @icecold1805
    @icecold1805 2 роки тому +10

    2:02:50 this is a certified jerma moment

  • @rs-vvv
    @rs-vvv 3 роки тому +15

    It's always the games he thrives in that chat is the most gaslighty

  • @Pitkin18
    @Pitkin18 3 роки тому +51

    21:28 my personal oneguy moment :)

    • @g4man41
      @g4man41 3 роки тому +1

      Nice! Hahah

    • @jeremytitus9519
      @jeremytitus9519 3 роки тому +4

      Congratulations; you made it!

    • @zo.yeahhh
      @zo.yeahhh 3 роки тому +3

      Then at 22:57 I replied with "okay?" to his weird ass rant :)

    • @Pitkin18
      @Pitkin18 3 роки тому +3

      @@zo.yeahhh we’ve got a real meeting of the minds here

  • @DocZesty
    @DocZesty 3 роки тому +14

    the longer drive

  • @TheAlphaDoge
    @TheAlphaDoge 3 роки тому +5

    The car flip joke was hilarious every single time

  • @chruomble
    @chruomble 3 роки тому +5

    I don’t know why but I can’t fall asleep to white noise anymore only thing that can make me go to sleep is listening to jerma fuck about in a game

  • @aniyilator
    @aniyilator 3 роки тому +22

    Holy crap, I can relate so hard to Jerma's ADHD stories. Shit always hits the fan for me whenever I have an appointment or someone's waiting on me for something

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +2

      That's not ADHD

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 3 роки тому +2

      That's just poor time management

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 3 роки тому +32

      @@kinnikuboneman "thats not condition, that's just symptom of condition"

    • @PicantoWasTaken
      @PicantoWasTaken 3 роки тому +1

      @@Seany1616 he doesnt know what he is talking about

    • @Seany1616
      @Seany1616 3 роки тому +15

      @@PicantoWasTaken it's like saying "that's not AIDS, that's just a weakened immune system"

  • @thespacedisland5746
    @thespacedisland5746 3 роки тому +11

    2:32:28 im so glad to see that me and jerma are ont he same stance when it comes to Jack in the Box tacos

  • @cmarquino
    @cmarquino 3 роки тому +3

    Definitely a contender for best stream of 2021

  • @linkgamer256
    @linkgamer256 3 роки тому +17

    3:02:00 for squeaky shoe bit lol

  • @coda56
    @coda56 2 роки тому +3

    i went to bed with this stream playing, and i woke up to him launching a semi truck with a broom

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 3 роки тому +5

    Jerma referencing Mischief Makers fills me with joy :)
    (Also I feel like I remember him doing a stream of that game, but I'm probably wrong)

  • @frog30172
    @frog30172 3 роки тому +14

    2:24:10
    One of my favorite moments my god

  • @WraithTDK
    @WraithTDK Рік тому +2

    Anyone else pulling their hair out at the cycle of Jerma reading a prompt telling him EXACTLY what to do, followed by him IMMEDIATELY going "how do do this? Did I do it?" Dude's younger than me and has been playing games for a living for a decade now; yet somehow it's still like watching my grandfather trying to figure out a game.

  • @kilbert666
    @kilbert666 3 роки тому +4

    Actual serial killer Jerma always assumes the jig is up when he sees a cop

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 роки тому +1

    I love Jerma playing simulator games, they always just end up being super fun

  • @PrinceCustodian
    @PrinceCustodian 2 роки тому +7

    "Psycho man arrested claims "chat" made him do it"

  • @owenwilson5271
    @owenwilson5271 3 роки тому +3

    “I could’ve been Mario!”
    *sweeps van directly into the sun”

  • @G-Mastah-Fash
    @G-Mastah-Fash 3 роки тому +21

    The cars in this game have better pathfinding than the ones in cyberpunk.

  • @rubybishop2407
    @rubybishop2407 3 роки тому +23

    great stream but watching him ignore the customer notifications for like 10 minutes bothered me so bad lol

    • @ShaddySoldier
      @ShaddySoldier 3 роки тому +6

      Jerma is old and blind

    • @abt3564
      @abt3564 3 роки тому +10

      Watching him literally forget everything the game told him seconds later was like trying to watch a blind person attempt to color inside the lines.

    • @TheRageLivesOn
      @TheRageLivesOn 3 роки тому +2

      he's probably my favorite person on the internet, but it's so hard watching him play games like this sometimes 😂

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 2 роки тому +1

      ik i was gripping my phone and yelling at him

  • @t.c.l1625
    @t.c.l1625 3 роки тому +5

    Much love and hope to John Reynolds, the actor who played Torgo, who unfortunately took his own life shortly after the film was made. Though the films reputation holds a mixture of opinions, your performance was an entertaining one and has since brought you a whole new audience of fans. May he rest in peace.

  • @Slappap
    @Slappap 3 роки тому +4

    Finding out ernest was slinky in toy story. Made me stop what I was doing and just sit dumbfounded. And then the sudden realization that oh fuck... I knew ernest died without knowing. *that hit me in the feels

  • @theonlyJayn
    @theonlyJayn 3 роки тому +3

    Jerma is such a looney tunes character. Each stream is a journey through space

  • @RegularTetragon
    @RegularTetragon 3 роки тому +4

    I've never felt anything as strongly as being shower stuck

  • @SaucyPlebeian
    @SaucyPlebeian Рік тому +1

    LMAO sweeps the customer miles away so he isn't bothered while filling the dozer

  • @zonnytiger2371
    @zonnytiger2371 3 роки тому +2

    My favorite part is jerma wasting time getting the cars into the garage and then he didnt even close both sides and do what the whole joke was

  • @dolphinbj1629
    @dolphinbj1629 3 роки тому +26

    Mouse sensitivity needs to have a high maximum in games as an accessibility thing. Some people with physical disabilities have extremely limited ranges of movement.

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw 3 роки тому +8

      Mice also provide input in a wide variety of magnitudes, depending on their CPI, and games usually don't adjust for that.
      The bottom line is that the mouse sensitivity configuration UI in most games is lacking

    • @MetaWhiteYoshi
      @MetaWhiteYoshi 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for explaining, that makes a lot of sense

  • @tinkivinki246
    @tinkivinki246 3 роки тому +2

    This and your Long Drive stream is like my rain soundtrack to sleep to haha. Good shi ty