his first match he was against bots but when he played his second match he was going up against real players and that also doesn't necessarily mean they were PC players a lot of people play the game on mobile I play on cod mobile and I'm pretty good
I admit I didn't know about the wait until level 10 to play real players but I don't see anything about pc players only play against pc players and gamerloop says that it allows pc players get to download cod mobile
If you use bluestacks that's not true. There are plenty of pc players playing with mobile players at the moment. As far as bots are concerned there still are one to three real players on the enemy team after your first couple matches. And then once you hit lvl ten, the amount of bots are reduced considerably. Before level ten I believe it's based on how well you're doing, as I noticed b4 level ten I was being matched with higher levels and a good half of the team weren't bots.
The funniest part is that even though he is versing bots, most TDMs and other multiplayer lobbies are pretty easy if you know what you are doing... or failing that you can always just run around and melee people.
@@DEATHSIMBRACE I can confirm you they're not bots. Those mofos STILL plays to this game. Example, on the first game, a dude named LtManfred. I saw him (and destroyed him) so many times in the last 7 months...
...it actually makes sense tho Mobile players can't win against PC players, so they buy better guns, but still can't win. The game matches you against other mobile players to keep your confidence up to make you think the guns helped. Its like gambling in an fps
Total war: clicks around start screen aimlessly for 45 minutes, realises the potato used to deliver 540 frames in cs go can't achieve ultra competitive performance on low settings for 800x640 and alt-f4's
That's how it felt playing Warzone. Granted, the maps are massively different in size but shit, you run around for 15 minutes without seeing anyone then you die from a sniper
@@mcznbd234 the bane of modern FPS (and most war-)gaming, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, on the "Zero Punctuation" channel talked about it as well, a lot, especially in relation to PUBG and Fortnite as the epitome, of trends as business model, and the battle royales as the extreme and inevitable evolution or at least on this particular side of (mechanics of) modern gaming.., but to be fair, that does sound like a more realistic combat scenario...even if it doesn't make for a properly enjoyable gaming experience...
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 This is a different dog since it's a battle royale but the for more realistic aspects I don't usually choose Call of Duty for that lol
@@enigmaticrage812 Not even close. Emulation is a whole new ball park, compared to running it natively. You need a decent computer to play a mobile game on PC. Of course nowadays the average computer can handle Android emulation. Hell, my 10 year old CPU, 16GB of RAM, SSD, RX 480, is enough to run the game, but I have no idea what the frame rates are.
I don't think this matters that much I am a mobile player and I had better kills then he in my first game(18) and I am a decent player guess what a Pro player can do
@@Babayaga736 I’ve played since release too, that’s not correct, you just play against other pc players. I play on ipad myself and don’t play against controller or pc players.
A hedgehog might have a hard time running a naval invasion, but glitterhoof would have no problem at all. Glitterhoof is a superb tactician and master of statecraft.
"About as effective as having a hedgehog command a naval invasion" Yeah, all the experts know that Squirrels, like Admiral Hammyhams, are the rodent of choice.
Dear Spiffing Britt, turn on in settings “zoom automatically when firing”, then pull out a .50cal. Aim assisted quick scoping one shot kills with a suppressed .50cal. I’ve gotten up to 28+ kills per game and I’m not even on a PC. It’s beautiful, especially when your on a roof because no one can precisely aim at you...
I played with controller and most players that play with controller have no iq 1. They try to snipe you with a shotgun 2. Spent long looking at other players to shoot 3. Dont get the point of gamemodes capture the flag they just shoot
@@wood9738 i use a controller too but I use an smg and play the objective. I'll usually get between 30 and 60 kills. If you ever met someone called xXxOwOxXx in the game that was me lol, also my k/d is currently 6.63
I dont understand this. He says everyone is doing well because they are playing on pc. Im level 42 and i average around 15-20 kills a game and have a 90% win rate on battle royal
Which is funny as you can do this a phone or a tablet too these days. The acceleration is a bit wonky so it's still not ideal FPS experience but it's still better than touch controls.
Playing COD Mobile. While using Keyboard + Mouse. That is practically the same as the headline: "Kanye West plays Basketball against Kids in Wheelchairs - Wins 106 - 0"
@@jakehawthorn7920 there is no way that happens. They would not detect and swap based on what client you use. And even if that stretch is true all you do is hook up mouse and keyboard to your phone.
@@ulti8106 Uhh, that's not gonna change the fact that it's an exploit. No one here said he was a good player tho he doesn't seem that bad to me, so I have no idea what you were trying to get at
@@belland_dog8235 that in masters no matter if you're using keyboard or not you have probably the hardest games to the point makes the game frustratingly hard for some
Only problem is it has a shit ammount of ammo. Purifier is probably more worth it because it literally kills anyone it touches. They catch fire and they die, that's it. Not insta kill but you'll die in a few seconds
"My skills when it comes to _using_ a mobile phone are about as effective as having a hedgehog command a naval invasion." You, uh, you know you can do that in CK2, right?
It's only supposed to pair you against emulator users and mobile users playing with emulator users. I never came across a mobile player while quick playing by myself. And couldn't even get into a ranked match 98% of the time, a very different experience to what playing on my phone is like.
you could improve how perfectly ballanced this is by using a phone and plugging a mouse/KB into the phone along with if you have typeC your phone may support HDMI output, thus allowing you to run a 4k display while having mouse/KB plugged in
"So we're going to make a Call of Duty mobile game, so that they get a chance." "Alright, that sounds like a great ide-" "But PC players will dominate the battlefield." "That seems to go against what you are trying to do, but okay..."
@@peasant_shots yeah but activision may ban acounts that use emulators( and they will if they want the game to stick to be one of the best mobile games)
@@peasant_shots Actually Tencent who also made PUBG Mobile made it so people using an emulator only play against other people using an emulator. Although I am unsure if they did do this with COD Mobile, I wouldn't doubt it's in the works since it's also made by Tencent
Watching someone playing codm the first time and thinking he's the best player ever when he is just fighting against bots is very painful but also a bit funny
@@DEATHSIMBRACE by the way they move yes the name are very convncing till youre shreded with actual player with crazy skill or normal one with same skill as you. usually the lobby can be filled with bots if not enough player.
I feel so bad about watching spiffing brit. Im a german sitting here with my beer, exactly on time for every video and not laughing at all. This doesnt feel right somehow
in one of those rounds of nuketown spiff was 1. running forward 2. turning a corner 3. almost threw a grenade and 4. canceled the grenade by reloading.... to do all that at the same time on mobile youd need literally 4 hands lmaoooo
"As much sense as a hedgehog commanding a naval invasion" Admiral Sonic, what are your orders? GOTTA GO FAST *Entire fleet sails full speed into the beach and wrecks*
He did not even cover the best exploit for this game, if emulated in a different rendermode in Bluestacks the game will remove most geometry, allowing you to see through every single wall, see players, and not be detected by anticheat. Not sure if this exploit still exists.
@@jerrymartin7019 yeah but it is using the bo3 specialist system. And in that game it is the scythe. Also, the game censors words like death i think. Ik for a fact "kill" is censored even though the entire game is about killing lmao
Sadly everyone who has actually played this game knows how many bots exist in it. The first game you play is 100% AI enemies and allies, and you get them sprinkled in all other content. Supposedly you also only play with other computer client users if you play that way, and through personal testing I found that to be true (with the majority of players being AI, and the others absolutely destroying said AI).
its actually the same as pubG, you get bots less and less until around 10-12 and then its mostly other mobile players, difference being theres no region locks i believe so you can get matched with asian/europe players while playing in california and have really bad lag sometimes making players seem broken.
Dude, PC players are only matched against PC players. You can't even invite a friend who's playing on the phone. Of course they have thought of that. All the other noobs are bots. It's typical Tencent strategy to fill beginer games with bots so that beginners can take their time to enjoy the game.
If you play in bluestacks or any emulator you still get matched with pc player or high rank mobile players (I proved it myself) But i dont know if there is mouse and keyboard for mobile, you'd need a third party program wich is penalized and a phone/tablet keyboard to assign keys.
@@kelotte8904 I've seen people using those, it was like a cut off half of a keyboard and a mouse. And yes they were using it with an app called shootingplus v3.
Wait really? I mean I've been playing it on gameloop for the past few days and honestly I can't tell the difference... Half the people on it are so god awful that I figured they were just playing on mobile... Like I've seen people shooting the wrong way, people who just run right past me like they didn't even notice my existence even up to the point that I turn their back into target practice , and people who run straight at me while I'm shooting at them as if they're trying to intimidate me into backing off or something...
@@triopsate3 I know bad people but KD's of around 1-5 are bots, im currently Master 2 rank and there is still bots in normal mm and br.. So yeah, mobile and pc got quite a lot of bots.
nope, he will be matched will other emulator player, especially if he is high level, if he can handle queueing for 5 mins to play in a server that has enough emulator player with the same level
I know this is an older vid, but its funny that you play against only bots until you reach like, lvl 41 or something. After that lvl, the game will start adding more and more actual human players.
Spiff, I saw this video last year and tried it and the exploit still works. Even though they now pair you with other people using external controllers, I still clean house.
@spiff so I did an exchange program to Oklahoma City University and I would like to thank you as your videos inspired me for my finals persuasive speech for my public speaking class to on “Why you should rejoin the great British commonwealth”.... it went exactly how a speech about joining Britain aimed exclusively at an American audience would go but thankyou Spiff I shall continue to be a bastion for our glorious empire over seas🇬🇧
What a dumbass idea. Why would a country with more people, money, land, resources, and influence join a country that's fallen so far from its former glory?
"Microtransactions aren't actually too crazy." Did you know that like... Two days ago, it was found out that their loot boxes are rigged to only give you the good shit after you've bought eight of them? And each loot box costs more and more? Yeah... Not crazy at all. If you want the ten items from the halloween event loot boxes, you gotta spend over 150€. FOR A PHONE GAME.
@@jakehawthorn7920 not really for example if I say buy this lottery ticket and you could get items 1-8 (6-8 are most valuable) but I track how many tickets you buy so you only get items 6-8 if you have purchased over 6 tickets I'm lying about the odds because there aren't any
@@m1ndfr34k3 bro I'm 19 and this is pretty nuts to me. For a long time mobile games couldnt have fun gameplay and good graphics. It was one or the other because devices couldnt handle it and once they could, it took developers years to take advantage of it.
@@m1ndfr34k3 boomers didnt play mobile. It is true though. This game looks as good as galaxy on fire 2 which imo is the only serious mobile games in existence.
"The most fantastic seal clubing operation."
-Spiff 2019
i am currently paused at that point cause i lost it and had to check the comments for exactly this, well done
Canada approved
@Erika Nakagawa Gaming
PC USERS WHO SEAL CLUB ROFL
@Erika Nakagawa Gaming
we need start a movement like this and have part of giant tea leaf somewhere in it lol
yeah the skill gap in this game is kinda unbelievable
"It's shooty rifle time"
-Spif before he destroys other pc users
his first match he was against bots but when he played his second match he was going up against real players and that also doesn't necessarily mean they were PC players a lot of people play the game on mobile I play on cod mobile and I'm pretty good
I admit I didn't know about the wait until level 10 to play real players but I don't see anything about pc players only play against pc players and gamerloop says that it allows pc players get to download cod mobile
@@zwartvalk2738 people don't like others who ruin jokes with information no one gives a shit about
@@jonnyretro9944 Mood
>satan liked it
Funny part is that he doesn't know that he's playing against bots and then he will play against other emulator player's.
how come I can play with my PC friends while on phone
@@floaty1017 you get queued with PC players you moron
Lmfao
If you use bluestacks that's not true. There are plenty of pc players playing with mobile players at the moment. As far as bots are concerned there still are one to three real players on the enemy team after your first couple matches. And then once you hit lvl ten, the amount of bots are reduced considerably. Before level ten I believe it's based on how well you're doing, as I noticed b4 level ten I was being matched with higher levels and a good half of the team weren't bots.
Was gonna post this lol.
The funniest part is that even though he is versing bots, most TDMs and other multiplayer lobbies are pretty easy if you know what you are doing... or failing that you can always just run around and melee people.
most games if your above the age of 9 your basically a pro
Most of those lobbies are bots...
Best times i ever had was playing COD 2 with knives only and killing the entire enemy team running around like a madman because i know the entire map.
When spiff doesn't realise he's playing against bots in early levels
to be fair does it say anywhere that they are bots? their names are pretty convincing.
@@DEATHSIMBRACE thats the point
@@paweex Exactly, so I don't blame Spiff for not realizing it. It's China's fault
They're designed to make the player think they're hood
@@DEATHSIMBRACE I can confirm you they're not bots. Those mofos STILL plays to this game. Example, on the first game, a dude named LtManfred. I saw him (and destroyed him) so many times in the last 7 months...
Tencent makes game
Tencent makes software that breaks game
Tencent: "I'm playing both sides so I always come out on top!"
also tencent: *2 spidermen meme*
...it actually makes sense tho
Mobile players can't win against PC players, so they buy better guns, but still can't win. The game matches you against other mobile players to keep your confidence up to make you think the guns helped. Its like gambling in an fps
Mac, I mean tencent. I don’t think you know how that works.
Always Sunny meme for the mother fucking win lol
@@DustyOrange you can't buy weapons
Emulator players play against emulator players
He's playing against pc players and the teams filled with bots
CS: GO: dies in 0.1 seconds after seeing an enemy. Call of duty: runs around for 15 minutes without taking a hit.
Total war: clicks around start screen aimlessly for 45 minutes, realises the potato used to deliver 540 frames in cs go can't achieve ultra competitive performance on low settings for 800x640 and alt-f4's
Call of duty: plays against bots until lvl 10
That's how it felt playing Warzone. Granted, the maps are massively different in size but shit, you run around for 15 minutes without seeing anyone then you die from a sniper
@@mcznbd234 the bane of modern FPS (and most war-)gaming, Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw, on the "Zero Punctuation" channel talked about it as well, a lot, especially in relation to PUBG and Fortnite as the epitome, of trends as business model, and the battle royales as the extreme and inevitable evolution or at least on this particular side of (mechanics of) modern gaming..,
but to be fair, that does sound like a more realistic combat scenario...even if it doesn't make for a properly enjoyable gaming experience...
@@alexanderzhmurov9624 This is a different dog since it's a battle royale but the for more realistic aspects I don't usually choose Call of Duty for that lol
For some reason yt recommended this video to me after 2 yrs and as a still active codm player it’s nice to see how much the game improved from release
lol
Fr
Yeah "improved" you say you don't sound like an active player at all
Same
It's got so much worse
"Micro Transactions aren't actually too crazy here"
*Spits Out Tea*
Have you been on the Internet for the past 24 hours?
_IT'S RIGGED_
The most important part is "Tea."
@@zhaoluyue1995
_How did you know?_
@@zwartvalk2738 I'm confident other people made it know.
Does anyone know the software he's using?
Spiff probably liked this for the tea. Nothing else. ;)
Me: Download COD Mobile on PC
My computer: "This device does not meet the minimum requirements."
emmmm... WHAT!?
You probably need to allocate more resources to whatever emulator you're using
Ha your computer is worse than an iPhone 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@enigmaticrage812 Not even close. Emulation is a whole new ball park, compared to running it natively. You need a decent computer to play a mobile game on PC. Of course nowadays the average computer can handle Android emulation. Hell, my 10 year old CPU, 16GB of RAM, SSD, RX 480, is enough to run the game, but I have no idea what the frame rates are.
@@Tyler-uc4ye it was just a joke
"-because of it's a piece of software produced by Tencent itself!" Famous last word before your personal data got sold in China
I don't think this matters that much I am a mobile player and I had better kills then he in my first game(18) and I am a decent player guess what a Pro player can do
@@swapnachakraborty5047 Moblie or pc, as long as it's made by Tencent, it have a chance to steal your data.
@@zippy2470yes, let them see the exponential growth of my natural law
And you think american companies arent doing the same thing?
and the devs of mount and blade bannerlord was bought by tencent
Would love to see Spiff return to this game and play real players
He can't i am a og from session 1 and he will get banned know its cheating sens your on pc
@@Babayaga736 I’ve played since release too, that’s not correct, you just play against other pc players. I play on ipad myself and don’t play against controller or pc players.
@@Babayaga736 you telling people you’re ferg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 stop, get some help
@SMOZOLTOV I've already tried this and I got banned a few months ago. Stop spouting nonsense.
@@unfunnyandunoriginal3415 I have also tried I got bad the 2nd mach it's harder 2 hack now so he can't play
"I've stopped fun on this side of the map"
- Spiff
A hedgehog might have a hard time running a naval invasion, but glitterhoof would have no problem at all. Glitterhoof is a superb tactician and master of statecraft.
kadenkks how about a squirrel with nations and a space navy
@@mob2244 hammyhams ain't got shit on glitterhoof don't @ me
Also he's immortal.
What about Glitterflits?
@All my subscribers are in gulag 100 Stat Horse
"About as effective as having a hedgehog command a naval invasion"
Yeah, all the experts know that Squirrels, like Admiral Hammyhams, are the rodent of choice.
But certain hedgehogs can certainty counter a naval fleet... *Looks at Sonic*
I prefer the tactics of rats highly effective guerrilla warfare
You could just use rats carrying the black death fleas to kill the enemy before the battle even started
@@ottovonbasedmark I prefer the structure damage and food stealing/poisoning they do
Dear Spiffing Britt, turn on in settings “zoom automatically when firing”, then pull out a .50cal. Aim assisted quick scoping one shot kills with a suppressed .50cal. I’ve gotten up to 28+ kills per game and I’m not even on a PC. It’s beautiful, especially when your on a roof because no one can precisely aim at you...
I played with controller and most players that play with controller have no iq 1. They try to snipe you with a shotgun 2. Spent long looking at other players to shoot 3. Dont get the point of gamemodes capture the flag they just shoot
Yeah, it's really good
I’d mess you up so fast with the AK man haha or I’d snipe back lol
@@wood9738 i use a controller too but I use an smg and play the objective. I'll usually get between 30 and 60 kills. If you ever met someone called xXxOwOxXx in the game that was me lol, also my k/d is currently 6.63
Tip:the type 25 is a beast i usually get between 40-50 kills per match just use it as an smg
This is so british you can even hear the server getting colonized
"They're having fun playing a video game - good for them"
They were having fun Spiff. They were.
Sadge
Feels good not knowing he's playing against bots until lvl 10
Yes and the Most Players playing on mobile and there better than PC Players
@F same hahahahaha
@@blake9461 hahahaha nice
@@blake9461 Did you type this on mobile? Explains why it's jibberish.
@@blake9461 no. Just no
“Reduces recoil? I didn’t even realize there was recoil”
nobody told him that hes playing against bots in the early lvls😂
bots 1-10 and bots and other emulator players after lvl 10
Wait bots have Japanese names and shitpost names? Really?
@@tyrantworks9604 Why not?
Nyan Arthur because bot names are generally easy to tell apart?
@@tyrantworks9604 No, it is not that difficult to generate random convincing name. Take WoT's new feature anonimizer for example.
One of the best quotes ever
"as effective as a hedgehog commanding a naval invasion".
10/10.
damn rip my guy Winston Churchill
Everyone is so innocent they never understood the “what is this CP” joke
Keep on rocking angels.
I did and I hate myself for it
He clearly meant combat power
@@luimu i don't get it
@@firstnamelastname-rf8lt it's short for colored people as in CP time
Good ol’ cheese pizza
It’s actually easy to get an average of 20+ kills when you aren’t playing against real people
Dude this was 2 years ago
It’s easy to get 30 kills against real human children
@@lernyt5376 and? Is one not allowed to comment or contribute to a discussion after an arbitrary amount of time?
@@soulsearcher9620 i shall comment on this again in 5 years 69 hrs and420 minutes
@@lernyt5376 What a retarded comment
Spiff: Making children cry while maxxing out their parent's credit cards.
He is playing against bots
No picture of hedgehog leading a naval invasion? I demand Admiral Hedge 'the hog' Nelson as a character in a future video, as compensation.
*This Brit is about to **_expose_** this game's whole career*
@@zwartvalk2738 no he's not. look at the character names.
@@thespiffingbrit Patellofemoral Pain Syndrome?
@@zwartvalk2738 level 48 on mobile im not bad...but im not the best
@@zwartvalk2738 nice! Well keep it going!
I dont understand this. He says everyone is doing well because they are playing on pc. Im level 42 and i average around 15-20 kills a game and have a 90% win rate on battle royal
It’s funny how keyboards and mice are so good that they’re considered cheating on anything other than a PC
Which is funny as you can do this a phone or a tablet too these days. The acceleration is a bit wonky so it's still not ideal FPS experience but it's still better than touch controls.
Whats funny about that?
its too easy mode thats why i use a controller and ditch the emulator using mouse was so boring i almost fell asleep.
Technically this game is for pc it just released on mobile in the West
Well, in fps games it's absolutely true
Playing COD Mobile. While using Keyboard + Mouse.
That is practically the same as the headline:
"Kanye West plays Basketball against Kids in Wheelchairs - Wins 106 - 0"
It only matches against other PC players... This clickbaiting moron apparently didn't bother to do research
@@jakehawthorn7920 that's only if you use the official launcher,if it's the same case as pubg mobile. There's a few emulators that don't get detected.
@@nope-xe2lx aaaaand none of them work with cod mobile currently.....
@@jakehawthorn7920 there is no way that happens. They would not detect and swap based on what client you use. And even if that stretch is true all you do is hook up mouse and keyboard to your phone.
Honestly any decent mobile player would probably wipe the floor of any kb and mouse player it’s funny how you guys underestimate us
Game: Exists
Spiffing Brit: It's free exploits.
Tell me when he gets to masters untill then he is still a scrub hehe
@@zwartvalk2738 incorrect
@@ulti8106 Uhh, that's not gonna change the fact that it's an exploit. No one here said he was a good player tho he doesn't seem that bad to me, so I have no idea what you were trying to get at
@@belland_dog8235 that in masters no matter if you're using keyboard or not you have probably the hardest games to the point makes the game frustratingly hard for some
"What is CP?"
Chris Hansen would like to know your location
Club penguin?
@@killerkitten7534 Still works
👀
Oof
NIce.
“What is CP?”
Don’t seatch for CP.
"About as effective as an Hedgehog running an naval invasion"
-best spiff quote yet
command*
Why would you call your virtual currency "child porn".
That's just a bad idea
Because then people like Shane Dawson would play it....( ' _ ' )
@@Razor_Afterlife what?
@@Razor_Afterlife HA nice ._.
@@Razor_Afterlife That's a yikes xD
@@Razor_Afterlife or onision
14:20
A minigun that increases accuracy as you fire?
A NEGEV?!?!?!?!?
THY'VE GIVEN US A LAZERBEAM!!!!!
Ha took me a sec but i got it
yes
Actually also the other LMG and the PP-Bizon and the P-90 (and you do still have to manage the recoil to actually use the laser beam in cs:go)
Yeah, usual stuff from Hyperion.
Only problem is it has a shit ammount of ammo. Purifier is probably more worth it because it literally kills anyone it touches. They catch fire and they die, that's it. Not insta kill but you'll die in a few seconds
Someone is good at mobile game
The spiffing britt: yeah he is defenetly using mouse and keyboard
he prolly didnt even try the game.on mobile
Lul.. everytime man.. Even i got called an emulator player too because im playing tooo good
Lolmg Gaming
Unusual boast, but alas.
@@LolmgGaming wierd flex but ok
Yeah this has happened to me, I got 30 kills on a match and 2 people were trying to say I was playing on pc yet I play mobile. it's annoying.
Microtransation is something under 1$
These are Macrotransactions.
EA's First and only Love.
Please, what do you feel would even be worth less than $1 now that players could buy and companies could profit off?
Macro > Micro. Every RTS player knows that. ^^
Micro is not opposite only to macro, its also opposite to mega.
Micro-mega is small-big, micro-macro is short-long.
@@FraserSouris Nothing. Microtransactions should not exist. If your company relies on MTX, it should disappear.
3:10 "Bonus for any CP purchase"
I can hear the black helicopters from here...
you don't like cheezy pizza? :X
"Mobile games are getting better and better with time"...
That aged well😂
This is a certified Twerk Race 3D moment
you have caused my partner to want to buy a picture of the queen just so she can salute it during your videos ... you sexy voiced tempress
Imagine needing a four thousand dollar computer to run Bluestacks
Imagine spending one thousand on a telephone
Its not BlueStacks, it's a program called game loop, basically an emulator to play against other emulator players
@@RiamiAurum You mean the one created by tencent ? If you use that one you get instatly conected to other pc users
@@leonardoresende3232 But i fought a mobile player in my Tencent...
Alex Faudel IPhone X lmao
"My skills when it comes to _using_ a mobile phone are about as effective as having a hedgehog command a naval invasion."
You, uh, you know you can do that in CK2, right?
Baldr Odinson spiff get on it
People who use 3+ fingers on mobile: "Am i a joke to you?"
The legendary claw...
The legendary claw...
@@OfficiallyChris The legendary claw...
Ken Kaneki The legendary claw...
Doesnt change much.
Perfectly balanced
Also I’d like to see how perfectly balanced chess is
“Hedgehog commands a naval invasion” is the only Sonic I want to play too bad it will never happen
Spiff is the type person to break life and obtain immortality and infinite money
The queen is the only one allowed to be immortal.
And pricess diana was too just not unkillable...
Spiff is IRL 100 stat man.
Yorkshire Tea Gold
@@zwartvalk2738 incorrect
When you don't realize until your a higher level your playing against bots
And also the game detects emulators and pairs you against only bots and other emulator users
@@ailegy not the case, It still pairs pc players with mobile ones
@@ailegy Doesn't pair against bots and emulators, I've run into mobile users. Bots can depend on internet connection and your region's activity.
It's only supposed to pair you against emulator users and mobile users playing with emulator users. I never came across a mobile player while quick playing by myself. And couldn't even get into a ranked match 98% of the time, a very different experience to what playing on my phone is like.
@@ailegy I've never had those issues
"Excluding the Queen, shes fantastic."
Also immortal.
what about price phillipe
Also german
@@jimmyneutron9976 doesnt seem that imortal after all
@@GDNullName07 oof
that aged like milk. F for the queen.
you could improve how perfectly ballanced this is by using a phone and plugging a mouse/KB into the phone along with if you have typeC your phone may support HDMI output, thus allowing you to run a 4k display while having mouse/KB plugged in
I'm sure that would show up as a connected device putting you in the pc user category unless you are invited into a game by a phone player
"So we're going to make a Call of Duty mobile game, so that they get a chance."
"Alright, that sounds like a great ide-"
"But PC players will dominate the battlefield."
"That seems to go against what you are trying to do, but okay..."
I dont think anyone considers emulators when they create an app.
@@peasant_shots yeah but activision may ban acounts that use emulators( and they will if they want the game to stick to be one of the best mobile games)
Zachary Robertson I don’t think emulator players consider that not everyone that is good at the game is using a emulator
@@davidpereira5969 The emulator is suported by activision.. People are don't realize Emulator players go against emulator players.
@@peasant_shots Actually Tencent who also made PUBG Mobile made it so people using an emulator only play against other people using an emulator. Although I am unsure if they did do this with COD Mobile, I wouldn't doubt it's in the works since it's also made by Tencent
"So if you want to do a bit of seal clubbing on a free to play game..."
F***ing gold!
whydoidoit best comment haha
Noone:
Spiff in a match: *YES VERY NICE VERY GOOD NICE NICE AH YES*
Watching someone playing codm the first time and thinking he's the best player ever when he is just fighting against bots is very painful but also a bit funny
Yes. When he reach master this season its probably harder to play in pc than mobile
Does it say anywhere that they are bots? Cause their names are fairly convincing.
@@DEATHSIMBRACE by the way they move yes the name are very convncing till youre shreded with actual player with crazy skill or normal one with same skill as you. usually the lobby can be filled with bots if not enough player.
Spiffing Brit: Take that Tencent!
Average viewer: LUL
Tencent: LUL
Eight year old kids on their phones: Why is there such evil in the world?
I feel so bad about watching spiffing brit. Im a german sitting here with my beer, exactly on time for every video and not laughing at all. This doesnt feel right somehow
Well he could just not be funny.
As a German I can relate. We never laugh.
Oh it's right, he doesn't know that he's also playing against PC players
Right we should go to work instead
What the actual fuck are you talking about. Everyone knows germans don't have any sense of humor. Thats why you are not laughing. Piefke ;-)
should have put "Free Hong Kong" under recruitment announcements
Raggle Fraggle That’s my name in the game lol
That's not gonna do a single fucking thing, no point putting that.
in one of those rounds of nuketown spiff was 1. running forward 2. turning a corner 3. almost threw a grenade and 4. canceled the grenade by reloading.... to do all that at the same time on mobile youd need literally 4 hands lmaoooo
Average PC gamer
No U just need 2 hands and 3 pingers
PC players be stupid
‘5 minutes into the video’
WITHOUT FURTHER ADUE
Did I find out about you because of spiff ? Does youtube have like a mutual channel thing ?
Nobody:
The Spiffing Brit: 31/12/1969
Me: Noice...
It's always good to see someone who appreciates the year of the first moon landing.
"As much sense as a hedgehog commanding a naval invasion"
Admiral Sonic, what are your orders?
GOTTA GO FAST
*Entire fleet sails full speed into the beach and wrecks*
Just started the game and already became a knifer. The Spiffing Brit has my respect
Didn't we all?
Touché
Spiff: Yorkshire tea please send me tea
Little did he know he would get his own custom tea from Yorkshire
Yorkshire: Perfect Balance ;)
Fortnite: is TPS
The Spiffing Brit: It's a FPS!
@Lt. Colonel Tanya von Degurechaff I call tea "hot herb water" to be more PC.
so basically, to win this game, you spend either £50 on micro transactions *or*
£5 on a half decent mouse.
Get gud
Or you just play well on mobile, like my friend group, which does better than Spiff only on mobile ;)
@@JoeysGames Now how is that possible?
@@FilmsNerf2 Play claw and have skill.
It costs over $250USD to get the "epic" Halloween skin and weapon as the price per roll starts low but balloons up to $60+ by the final rolls.
He should try this again. The game is so different now.
He did not even cover the best exploit for this game, if emulated in a different rendermode in Bluestacks the game will remove most geometry, allowing you to see through every single wall, see players, and not be detected by anticheat. Not sure if this exploit still exists.
Yeah, it’s infested with cheaters
14:15
"Scythe"
This game has done the death machine a great, inexcusable disservice.
It's the fucking scythe from Black OPs moron...
@AManNamed2 it's been called a Scythe since BO3 "bud"... It's still not the same gun
Both the death macine and the scythe are in bo3 and they are indeed different weapons lol
@@jakehawthorn7920
It uses the bo2 death machine model
@@jerrymartin7019 yeah but it is using the bo3 specialist system. And in that game it is the scythe. Also, the game censors words like death i think. Ik for a fact "kill" is censored even though the entire game is about killing lmao
Sadly everyone who has actually played this game knows how many bots exist in it. The first game you play is 100% AI enemies and allies, and you get them sprinkled in all other content.
Supposedly you also only play with other computer client users if you play that way, and through personal testing I found that to be true (with the majority of players being AI, and the others absolutely destroying said AI).
A Cat play ranked then
Bots stop after level 10 or so...
its actually the same as pubG, you get bots less and less until around 10-12 and then its mostly other mobile players, difference being theres no region locks i believe so you can get matched with asian/europe players while playing in california and have really bad lag sometimes making players seem broken.
@RoyalGaming yes
If u play ranked once u get to veteran 1 u start playing with decent mobile players
"what is cp? What is any of this??"
Ah the mark of a man who has not played or seen a CoD game in multiple years
are you saying that all cod players...?
@@Patrick-pk5hk all i am saying is that most recent cod games had horrific micro transaction systems. No statement about the players at all.
@@fenchellforelle I wasn't talking about that... I was saying that maybe experienced cod players... purchase... cp...
@Shahan huh... really... but like... how much cp you have then? And is there a cp ring between recent cod youtubers?
Patrick - Destroyer of THOTS codpieces
I love him saying that you can't do that stuff on a mobile but the thing is you can do stuff way better that what he does with a mobile device
Exactly to be honest he sucks
Me: builds a small wall
10 year old kid: builds a whole apartment complex with property value and furniture
Nobody:
Not a SINGLE person:
Spiffing Brit: "OHHHHHHH YEH OHHH YESSSSS"
I was gonna type this comment cause it sounds like a porno lol
lovely
I like the part where you said nobody that made me laugh out loud
Russell Fernandez why the fuck do you watch pornos of British men moaning
@@jonathanclark7444 thanks dad. won't happen again
Hey, 1969 is when America landed on the moon and proved it was possible to bring tea to a barren rock.
*Play on pc*
Call of duty Mobile: wait that illegal!
Dude, PC players are only matched against PC players. You can't even invite a friend who's playing on the phone. Of course they have thought of that. All the other noobs are bots. It's typical Tencent strategy to fill beginer games with bots so that beginners can take their time to enjoy the game.
why are you so upset
I am on mobile and play with emulator players all the time. even live on twitch
Na, they changed it. I usually spar with my pc friend. But 8 finger to op.
I like it rough tho
Please make a series out of this, "RACE TO LEGENDARY" XD
When playing on Gameloop, you actually get matched against other emulator players :)
How about keyboard and mouse on a phone vs a phone alone? Are they on different league too?
If you play in bluestacks or any emulator you still get matched with pc player or high rank mobile players (I proved it myself) But i dont know if there is mouse and keyboard for mobile, you'd need a third party program wich is penalized and a phone/tablet keyboard to assign keys.
@@kelotte8904 I've seen people using those, it was like a cut off half of a keyboard and a mouse. And yes they were using it with an app called shootingplus v3.
Wait really?
I mean I've been playing it on gameloop for the past few days and honestly I can't tell the difference... Half the people on it are so god awful that I figured they were just playing on mobile... Like I've seen people shooting the wrong way, people who just run right past me like they didn't even notice my existence even up to the point that I turn their back into target practice , and people who run straight at me while I'm shooting at them as if they're trying to intimidate me into backing off or something...
@@triopsate3 I know bad people but KD's of around 1-5 are bots, im currently Master 2 rank and there is still bots in normal mm and br.. So yeah, mobile and pc got quite a lot of bots.
Let him reach higher levels of ranked mode and he will realize there are good mobile players
By then he will be good too.
lol "good"
He's never getting anywhere near legit queues with an emulator.
nope, he will be matched will other emulator player, especially if he is high level, if he can handle queueing for 5 mins to play in a server that has enough emulator player with the same level
@@kh4i2h4r3 then he will just have to plug his mouse/KB into his phone and play that way
Spiffing britt "knives his enemys"
Me "Ah it seems your a man of culture as well"
Your name sounds like a spell in a royale high and I don’t even play roblox
"I'm running out of AK ammunition"
>walks over 7x62 literally as he says this
7x62 is not a thing but okay
@@joun0529 7.62
"What do grenades do?"
WOT
*_"What is this CP?"_* eeeehm well xDD
Spif: *beats bots* "ha!"
Cant wait to see when he faces real people. (At 6 min)
Plot twist: the spiffing Brit is really an old Korean lady
"eh good for them they're having fun"
be real spiff they're not having fun ,we may be but they most certainly do not enjoy getting clubbed
I know this is an older vid, but its funny that you play against only bots until you reach like, lvl 41 or something. After that lvl, the game will start adding more and more actual human players.
1:15 that's actually my mom's birthday lmfao it's nice
Nice
Activision selling CP, NOW I HAVE SEEN IT ALL.
OvAeons cementing paste
They always has. Since BO1. Idiot
And the joke wooshes so hard.
@@OvAeons ohhh. Oof. Good job
"Microtransactions gets you stuff for free." - Spiff 2019
Spiff, I saw this video last year and tried it and the exploit still works. Even though they now pair you with other people using external controllers, I still clean house.
@spiff so I did an exchange program to Oklahoma City University and I would like to thank you as your videos inspired me for my finals persuasive speech for my public speaking class to
on “Why you should rejoin the great British commonwealth”.... it went exactly how a speech about joining Britain aimed exclusively at an American audience would go but thankyou Spiff I shall continue to be a bastion for our glorious empire over seas🇬🇧
What a dumbass idea. Why would a country with more people, money, land, resources, and influence join a country that's fallen so far from its former glory?
Congratulations with your SPIFFING TEA!
How to make the spiffing Brit mad
“When you say get your tea does sweet tea count?”
I think I just found my new favorit youtuber :)
9:56 it's called 4 fingers on the screen.
Cicada Boi it’s called one of the best guns
@@kaylarchibald9923 PDW is way too good, why is it a day 2 login reward for a level 90ish weapon
Rueseki IK, as long as you equip the FMJ
It's called handache
"Microtransactions aren't actually too crazy."
Did you know that like... Two days ago, it was found out that their loot boxes are rigged to only give you the good shit after you've bought eight of them? And each loot box costs more and more? Yeah... Not crazy at all. If you want the ten items from the halloween event loot boxes, you gotta spend over 150€. FOR A PHONE GAME.
He wrote a comment, where it is cleat it was all sarcasm and he even put joe`s video in it
Or you don't buy the fucking mtx and realize you don't actually need them to play the game? Which is actually unheard of for a mobile game?
@@jakehawthorn7920 how does that justify anything about an unfair system that's lying about its odds to rip off its player base?
@@ryanfuller4401 To lie about the odds they would have to post odds in the first place....
@@jakehawthorn7920 not really for example if I say buy this lottery ticket and you could get items 1-8 (6-8 are most valuable) but I track how many tickets you buy so you only get items 6-8 if you have purchased over 6 tickets I'm lying about the odds because there aren't any
even if he wasn't playing bots … the game is still super easy
Super easy for you or for the other team?
Yeah it's pretty easy
Na try ranked
You wouldn't be saying that if you play on veteran rank or above especially when you meet the gyroscope players. I think they're basically cheating :/
yep i just gonna say that but you was first
and i totally agree
this gentlemans remind me that long time ago I have been banned for cheating on CoD mobile in a battleroyal game, Pc master race sirs
When you're watching this while eating dinner and your family hears "oh yeah" while it gets louder. Yep, it's time to go get my ear buds.
He says Oh Yeah so much tho
You watch videos while eating dinner with your family? Unplug for 10 mins bro.
@@PoopyMcdikFace the dinning room is by the living room, they was on Netflix while I eat
In fear of sounding like an old fart.. for a mobile game, this game has some insane graphics.. Its just mindbending how far technology has come.
I still remember the old Java 2ME Splinter Cell games that looked so awesome not too far back. Yeah, this is insane for a little device on your hands.
Damn that sounds BOOMER as fuck
@@m1ndfr34k3 bro I'm 19 and this is pretty nuts to me. For a long time mobile games couldnt have fun gameplay and good graphics.
It was one or the other because devices couldnt handle it and once they could, it took developers years to take advantage of it.
@@m1ndfr34k3 boomers didnt play mobile.
It is true though. This game looks as good as galaxy on fire 2 which imo is the only serious mobile games in existence.