CIVILIZATION 6 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - INFINITE SCIENCE EXPLOIT IS BROKEN!!!

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  • @brokenlordofcinder2519
    @brokenlordofcinder2519 4 роки тому +6219

    Instructions very clear
    Managed to make terminators before jesus’s parents were even born

  • @DrLongWang
    @DrLongWang 4 роки тому +1399

    I love how all of the stock footage used in this video is watermarked with spiffco, as they are all spiff classic images.

    • @patrickcriel8935
      @patrickcriel8935 4 роки тому +88

      He pays for the stock photos. A while ago I saw it was like £150 a month. Probably significantly more

    • @harveytomos4959
      @harveytomos4959 4 роки тому +45

      Buzzaxe Bear yeah after he got a load of copy right strikes, so it's cool but also not so cool Mr Potter

    • @bradleyprimeau8663
      @bradleyprimeau8663 4 роки тому +120

      @@harveytomos4959 the funny thing is, he got a bunch of those strikes while owning the rights to the pictures, he used to leave the regular water marks on them, but that confused the bots into thinking he didn't own the pictures.

    • @billcipher1756
      @billcipher1756 4 роки тому +57

      yeah because he was losing so much money to auto demonetization from having the water marks on the pictures, and because people liked that there were water marks on them, he made his own watermark on them so that it satisfies the viewers and the bots

    • @2LettersSho
      @2LettersSho 4 роки тому +11

      I believe in addition, when he used the images without the watermarks the comments section complained about it. So naturally he added his very own watermark.

  • @grahamturner2640
    @grahamturner2640 4 роки тому +1542

    NOTE: These exploits are no longer possible. The Pantheon exploit was patched in the latest update. Not even an autoclicker works for it.
    EDIT: The infinite districts exploit is also not possible.

  • @darter9000
    @darter9000 4 роки тому +5352

    Spiff: “How did that one warrior survive? I used musketman!”
    Well... I’m still trying to figure out how an archer damaged my stealth bomber.

    • @knexpert100
      @knexpert100 4 роки тому +296

      The RNG gods frown upon us

    • @Rodzyniastyyyy
      @Rodzyniastyyyy 4 роки тому +157

      PTSD is a serious issue.

    • @conq1273
      @conq1273 4 роки тому +165

      1 in a million. It should never happen but it does because the chance is never zero.
      Also you didnt sacrifice enough to please dicegods

    • @cptfwiffo
      @cptfwiffo 4 роки тому +236

      You young kids never played Civ 1, where a phalanx killed my battlecruiser (the highest attack unit in the game, except for nukes)

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 4 роки тому +66

      He was Hawkeye.

  • @MrHanderson91
    @MrHanderson91 4 роки тому +2117

    Spiffing civ: how do we extremize photon emissions in a photovoltaic cell?
    Everyone else: ooga booga shiny rock good

    • @salted6422
      @salted6422 4 роки тому +138

      It's quite the coincidence how the "good shiny rock" happened to also be one of the materials which allowed us to create these incredible technological marvels.

    • @mortache
      @mortache 4 роки тому +36

      @@salted6422 not coincidence, just thousands of years of progress by building on the hard work of our ancestors

    • @cee_ves
      @cee_ves 4 роки тому +15

      Salted rock good, rock shiny, me like

    • @TheRainbowKiss
      @TheRainbowKiss 4 роки тому +1

      mortaché de muerte yup

    • @RESNone208
      @RESNone208 4 роки тому +1

      mortaché de muerte their hard work didn’t make the shiny rock have pragmatically valuable elements/properties, though, they just capitalized on it. The coincidence is that the shiny object that humans were seemingly irrationally attracted to happened to be highly conductive and essential to electronics etc.

  • @anonymousgreninja6994
    @anonymousgreninja6994 4 роки тому +959

    Why is this man still legally allowed to buy video games. This guy would find a way to break Tetris if you gave him enough time.

    • @thenumber27issomehowtaken
      @thenumber27issomehowtaken 4 роки тому +66

      If you think he breaks games, watch Let’s Game It Out’s satisfactory videos.

    • @Cor_Wolf
      @Cor_Wolf 4 роки тому +47

      I got a certificate as a software tester and I know that if you are used to a few methods and way of thinking you will find ways to break games every time...

    • @scorpionarthur
      @scorpionarthur 4 роки тому +4

      Sure he has already. 😎🙃

    • @NotNitehawk
      @NotNitehawk 4 роки тому +29

      TETRIS IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - INFINITE LINE PIECE EXPLOIT IS BROKEN

    • @sammyskye9498
      @sammyskye9498 3 роки тому +3

      Do you mean the 4-Wide combo? because that has already been discovered and will never be fixed.

  • @jampamatosful
    @jampamatosful 4 роки тому +1864

    "They're attacking our Helicopter with an Archer"
    Rambo 2 got that right in 1985

    • @TheSolitaryEye
      @TheSolitaryEye 4 роки тому +44

      Rambo had a bit more success than the poor bastards in this game.

    • @artkal9504
      @artkal9504 4 роки тому +10

      Rambo had explosive arrows, it was more like grenade launcher

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 роки тому +5

      Rambo cheated.
      And so did the Na'vi a few decades later.

    • @Negata_
      @Negata_ 4 роки тому +1

      James Cameron approuves theses Archer

    • @esajunttila5486
      @esajunttila5486 3 роки тому +2

      Are you sure it was not Rambo III? In the Afganistan?

  • @Hotarg
    @Hotarg 4 роки тому +1844

    "They're attacking our Helicopter with an Archer"
    I'm assuming they used a Longbow?

    • @DiamantisGR
      @DiamantisGR 4 роки тому +21

      Hehe, nice.

    • @olorinmagus4479
      @olorinmagus4479 4 роки тому +4

      negate3 stop

    • @TheLuftpolsterfolie
      @TheLuftpolsterfolie 4 роки тому +7

      My aim is true

    • @wargriffin5
      @wargriffin5 4 роки тому +18

      ...and the helicopter was French. ;)

    • @TheRewasder97
      @TheRewasder97 4 роки тому +28

      @@wargriffin5 the Archer wouldn't shoot a french helicopter, the helicopter would surrender just by being aimed with the bow

  • @tracymaxwell11
    @tracymaxwell11 4 роки тому +2205

    "Never got a compliment from Scotland" Well I'm Scottish and I just liked your video, does that count?

    • @VenomousSpyro
      @VenomousSpyro 4 роки тому +112

      I'm Northern Irish. The sexier, more intelligent, more awesome brother to Scotland.
      Joking. How you doing you sexy beast?

    • @fionnlaghcowan8419
      @fionnlaghcowan8419 4 роки тому +11

      I was about to say this exact same thing.

    • @landrylongacre6391
      @landrylongacre6391 4 роки тому +22

      I’m also Scottish and love these videos... who wants to revolt?

    • @hanro50
      @hanro50 4 роки тому +23

      Hello from South Africa...
      _Sips tea_

    • @afunnylookingplatypus7595
      @afunnylookingplatypus7595 4 роки тому +13

      I’m Hawaiian but Aloha and howzit from here to there

  • @Fapaljack
    @Fapaljack 4 роки тому +553

    The algorithm loves you today within 2 minutes of posting

    • @edbeastgaming
      @edbeastgaming 4 роки тому +4

      I Don't see any exploit here all i see is gameplay......

    • @oinklink6453
      @oinklink6453 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit are u Exploit the algorithms as by using tea

    • @BigBigBigJeff
      @BigBigBigJeff 4 роки тому

      @@thespiffingbrit praise be

  • @ryanJoss
    @ryanJoss 4 роки тому +732

    When you send them nuke, but they think it was a god.

    • @legendarynoodle2438
      @legendarynoodle2438 4 роки тому +33

      Spiff is an god.

    • @krimzensmaug_4884
      @krimzensmaug_4884 4 роки тому +35

      He's a spiffin God

    • @GoblinLord
      @GoblinLord 4 роки тому +43

      You mean, the Children of Atom?

    • @4RKM
      @4RKM 4 роки тому +3

      when you yeet a nuke into their valcano and they think it erupted and destroyed their city

  • @evanrudibaugh8772
    @evanrudibaugh8772 2 роки тому +494

    Spiff: Clicks button to found a pantheon over a hundred times.
    Also Spiff: "This game seems a little unbalanced. Silly devs."

    • @Dragonfire1321
      @Dragonfire1321 2 роки тому +52

      Yeah, a lot of mechanics stop being balanced when you use a bug to break things.

    • @cartertran270
      @cartertran270 2 роки тому +13

      How did he do that and does the video still work. I’m kind of new to the game

    • @evanrudibaugh8772
      @evanrudibaugh8772 2 роки тому +18

      @@cartertran270 Neh, they patched it like two years ago.

    • @cartertran270
      @cartertran270 2 роки тому +2

      @@evanrudibaugh8772 😢 thx

    • @Quetzietse
      @Quetzietse Рік тому +41

      I don't really understand why the video went on after that. Oh, so you managed to use an exploit to get 50+ production per sea resource? Congrats you have won the game already. Anything after is just clicker simulator.

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 4 роки тому +587

    Me after seeing next CIV 6 exploit :
    *Stop he's already dead!*

    • @mindassassin
      @mindassassin 4 роки тому +7

      Bring it back and kill it again.

    • @MyaTimes4
      @MyaTimes4 4 роки тому +3

      "Hahaha, he's already deaad!"

    • @Otoger
      @Otoger 4 роки тому +3

      i would just like to see an exploit not related to the pantheon creation

  • @K-o-R
    @K-o-R 4 роки тому +157

    23:15 *_WOW!_*
    37:00 I think you mean "the glowing crater where Edinburgh once stood is now ours."

    • @diabetes1191
      @diabetes1191 4 роки тому +8

      @@thespiffingbrit it's Edinbrugh but you nuked it so years later there will be a super bloom of giant tea leaves

  • @lunardoeseverything5393
    @lunardoeseverything5393 2 роки тому +184

    Can you imagine being Neil armstrong on the apollo mission, going to the moon and finding a russian lander there that beat you 1000 years before the space race even existed.

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu Рік тому +3

      Well there are rumors they saw 'something' on the moon that got edited out. Maybe it was advanced tech from the BCE times?

    • @icycloud6823
      @icycloud6823 Рік тому +12

      Wouldn't it be korean according to civ 6 lol. Both russia and the US are hot on eachother's tails pushing the space race. And when they finally get there, oops, Korea had already gotten there 2000 years ago and just hasn't told anyone.

  • @thanosattorneyatlaw4062
    @thanosattorneyatlaw4062 4 роки тому +697

    You should try to do a Civ 6 multiplayer game where everyone is exploiting, and seeing which exploit wins!

    • @condotiero860
      @condotiero860 4 роки тому +67

      I'd pay blood money to see that.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 роки тому +55

      That's something i want to see indeed. Spiff? Do It FOR THE QUEEN!

    • @sirgumshoe9019
      @sirgumshoe9019 4 роки тому +57

      If that happens I'll bet the game would crash 5 times before they give up.

    • @inserisciunnome
      @inserisciunnome 4 роки тому +8

      @@sirgumshoe9019 nha. I think five Is Just the average Joe Number here.

    • @sharkodile22
      @sharkodile22 4 роки тому +35

      Honestly, it seems like the Alexander one would win hands down. The Korea and Russia exploits involve a whole lot of just sitting on your thumbs, whereas Alexander can just start spamming out warriors as soon as he gets his pantheon.

  • @freshouttheoven1614
    @freshouttheoven1614 4 роки тому +215

    “I never got a compliment from Scotland”
    *proceeds to decimate Scotland*

  • @grudds
    @grudds 4 роки тому +336

    I’m just imagining people studying history in this world:
    “When did we make the first nuclear weapon?”
    “Oh, like, 1000 BCE? I think.”
    “Naw, I think it was closer to 4000 BCE.”

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 роки тому +25

      there would be an accurate record because it all got invented in like a few days, including the internet

    • @Brent-jj6qi
      @Brent-jj6qi 3 роки тому +10

      @Coding Crusader it can be you dolt

    • @commandergull8188
      @commandergull8188 3 роки тому +5

      @@Brent-jj6qi im not messing with the guy named coding crusader about internet things and neither should you

    • @TheBobbyBoucher
      @TheBobbyBoucher 3 роки тому

      dolt

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric Рік тому

      There is real evidence of ancient nuclear war throughout India. You can find some videos about this. Imagine if Gandhi started off with a Nuke and a plane?

  • @PineappleLiar
    @PineappleLiar 4 роки тому +367

    Essentially the Korea route is just early man finding an Eldritch corpse out in the tundra and using a shit-ton of worship to glean it’s secrets of the beyond.

    • @RutraNickers
      @RutraNickers 4 роки тому +34

      so civ VI is the sequel of Rimworld with Cults mod?

    • @grahamturner2640
      @grahamturner2640 4 роки тому +10

      He did the same thing with Russia

    • @MrGoatflakes
      @MrGoatflakes 4 роки тому +7

      The SCP Foundation wants to know your location.

    • @samsonguy10k
      @samsonguy10k 4 роки тому +6

      And now there are Eldritch gods in Civ VI. I hope you are happy.

    • @eshasunrise
      @eshasunrise 4 роки тому +2

      Tekeli-li

  • @eternalbrogamer
    @eternalbrogamer 4 роки тому +164

    I did exactly this just a couple hours ago against my friends in a multiplayer game. They didn't suspect a thing until they stumbled upon a tile of horses that gave quite a bit more production than they're meant to be giving me, then they got really suspicious as I rolled bombards in against their archers

  • @iamacatperson7226
    @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +127

    "You have AKs and your enemies have jsut unlokced slingshots"
    Ark suvival evolved: Ah, another student, allow me to teach you, young one

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 роки тому +4

      Then there's that one dude with tek 💀

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 4 роки тому +3

      Donald Olivier and then there’s the dude with a mek

    • @The_fusion_physics_guy
      @The_fusion_physics_guy 3 роки тому

      "Buddy, i've got narc arrows now!"
      "Buddy walks up and pops you with a 600% damage rifle and jelly darts and you sleep for 3 hours"
      "your other friend bombs your house with rpgs"
      me and my dodo army just trying to hang...

  • @samuelteller8445
    @samuelteller8445 4 роки тому +404

    "They are attacking my helicopter with an archer"
    Me: *GATE flashbacks*

    • @sightseek3r
      @sightseek3r 4 роки тому +39

      "Enemy anti-air spotted!"
      "Engaging"
      shoots ballista with rockets launched from an Apache

    • @connorgawne-mark6929
      @connorgawne-mark6929 4 роки тому +30

      @@sightseek3r I remember that. In fact I just binge watched it this week. I love how they called the ballista an "anti-air unit"

    • @molotov6844
      @molotov6844 4 роки тому +19

      @@connorgawne-mark6929 I mean you could use it as a anti air unit but it would be like shooting an aircraft with a tank round

    • @connorgawne-mark6929
      @connorgawne-mark6929 4 роки тому +14

      @@molotov6844 very true, though the ballista if it actually hit could've knocked it out of the sky.

    • @belland_dog8235
      @belland_dog8235 4 роки тому +7

      @@connorgawne-mark6929 Yeah idk the power and defense of either of them but I think ballista was used in sieges on castles made of basically rock and helicopters were made to be light, and well fly. Ofc it still has to be strong enough to block bullets but I'm gonna assume not a ballista

  • @colossaldonut5190
    @colossaldonut5190 4 роки тому +307

    "Simon Peter, the most generic sounding prophet"
    Pretty sure that Simon Peter was the first disciple of Jesus Spiff.

    • @evantyler8647
      @evantyler8647 4 роки тому +5

      Ikr?

    • @WeirdOne19142
      @WeirdOne19142 4 роки тому +26

      So... Generic then...

    • @nova5303
      @nova5303 4 роки тому +66

      Ironically it sounds generic because everyone started using those names because of him

    • @WeirdOne19142
      @WeirdOne19142 4 роки тому +8

      Ironic and fictitious. 🙈🙉🙊

    • @WeirdOne19142
      @WeirdOne19142 4 роки тому +5

      @Jedem Das Seine mb. I just think religion is dumb. Wrong venue for it.

  • @sope5006
    @sope5006 4 роки тому +177

    This is my first experience of Civilization and I like to believe it is highly representative of the game

    • @anotherguycalled6253
      @anotherguycalled6253 3 роки тому +3

      only if u invest hundreds of hours of expert civ players and analyis there games and become a pro like me

  • @ijustsawthat
    @ijustsawthat 4 роки тому +140

    Spiff is literally exploiting the exploits.

    • @derpedlerp1237
      @derpedlerp1237 3 роки тому +1

      I wonder when he will be exploiting the exploited that have been exploited.

  • @rensv7928
    @rensv7928 4 роки тому +161

    Spiff, please, oh please play The Guild 3 some time. It's a medieval tycoon which has literally everything: Character customization, a politics system waiting to be abused, *TEA TRADE*

    • @triplecastsleep1924
      @triplecastsleep1924 4 роки тому +6

      Was a big fan of 2 when I was younger, is 3 unbroken yet?

    • @slasher8765
      @slasher8765 4 роки тому +3

      @@triplecastsleep1924 no unfortunetly

    • @Calabresa022
      @Calabresa022 4 роки тому +3

      @@triplecastsleep1924 Its playable, not a lot of bugs, but I still think 2 Renaissance is more fun.

    • @inferndragon
      @inferndragon 4 роки тому +1

      The guild 2 is way better... The guild 3 is a boring mess of a game....

    • @benwidboom6601
      @benwidboom6601 4 роки тому +1

      Just sit at the docks and move items from town to town. Millionaire in a few minutes. Buy all of 1 item from 2 towns and sell to 1, wait for price to update, buy from where you sold before to where there is only 1 left

  • @ohenry9173
    @ohenry9173 4 роки тому +125

    important:
    Don't click on city details for your capital either, causes crash.

  • @TheRewasder97
    @TheRewasder97 4 роки тому +279

    "Start a YT channel and summon your followers to smash in multiplayer!"
    What an awfully long and politically correct way to say orgy.

  • @kungfuskull
    @kungfuskull 4 роки тому +165

    A challenge for you: i've played over 1k hours in Dark Crusade (Dawn of War), and it actually does seem perfectly ballanced. The only exploit I've found is with the NoLimit mod, which then allows you to spam Ethereals as the T'au, each Ethereal gives a %bonus to all stats of ALL THINGS and it can be stacked up to 48 times in my testing, making basic infantry be like ICBMs. But can you find any exploits? I'd love to see it if you can!
    (Asked many times now! Hear our pleas, Lord Spiff!)

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 4 роки тому +21

      @@thespiffingbrit Specifically dark crusade though? Other than necron base warriors being able to do a sort of slow zerg rush, and the aforesaid ethereal spam, I can't find any.
      I'm excited to see what you come up with! 👍🙂

    • @MrAlexxela2434
      @MrAlexxela2434 4 роки тому +4

      I ditto this. Please please please in the name of Yorkshire Tea do it Spiff

    • @angelaabrams9108
      @angelaabrams9108 4 роки тому +1

      In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Spiff.

    • @wombat4191
      @wombat4191 4 роки тому +1

      @@kungfuskull Flayed one rush is quite a dirty tactic, but not unbreakable. I too love that game, would like to see how Spiff would break it as well.
      BTW, have you watched any speedruns of the campaign? It's funny that you just have to cap one base in the end, and Flayed rush makes it super fast.

    • @kungfuskull
      @kungfuskull 4 роки тому

      @@wombat4191 yeah I've seen that, that feels cheap and broken even by Spiff standards though, ugh 🤣

  • @nickneuburg1388
    @nickneuburg1388 3 роки тому +420

    This isn't as easy as he makes it look. You have to find a tundra, a source of faith, and get a holy site before anyone claims the aurora pantheon. I had been through at least 25 new games to try and do this.

    • @mrlingshaun6269
      @mrlingshaun6269 2 роки тому +7

      I got lucky it only took me one lol

    • @3dbee47
      @3dbee47 2 роки тому +2

      Same I got it in one as Chandragupta

    • @sebastiancordero27
      @sebastiancordero27 2 роки тому +21

      You can also use the desert folklore, its the same thing, or even the rain forest one

    • @JesseH_
      @JesseH_ 2 роки тому +3

      @@sebastiancordero27 this exploit can still be used??

    • @aresxprodigy1739
      @aresxprodigy1739 2 роки тому +8

      @@JesseH_ they never fix the game

  • @lonestar6709
    @lonestar6709 4 роки тому +266

    Meanwhile in 75 BC......
    _"Okay, now I'll build the Manhattan Project."_ -Spiffing Brit.

    • @aiden4163
      @aiden4163 4 роки тому +4

      Way before julius Oppenheimer was born

  • @diabetes1191
    @diabetes1191 4 роки тому +80

    Hungary: gets angry and sends an archer on a horse
    Spiff: completely disregards the archer, nukes Ukraine's capital into a fine dust and then mixes said dust into tea and sips tea

    • @JulianLinair
      @JulianLinair 4 роки тому +4

      Because anyone can drink the blood of their enemies, but only a perfectly balanced (tm) warlord can sip their radioactively cremated remains.

    • @burp2019
      @burp2019 4 роки тому +3

      @@JulianLinair *the radioactively cremated remains of their enemy's entire civilazation

    • @EmeraldEyesEsoteric
      @EmeraldEyesEsoteric Рік тому

      Plot Twist: The lone Archer was the Green Arrow, and he comes back from the dead to save the Multiverse which Korea's recent science experiment was about to destroy.

  • @math_build
    @math_build 2 роки тому +148

    "No that Archer here just shot my Helicopter!"
    I'm quite certain that the helicopter unit crew in the "GATE" series must have loughed as hard as i did.
    Nothing goes over some wooden arrows hitting a armored vehicle.

    • @ChristofuMusicZone
      @ChristofuMusicZone 2 роки тому +7

      Oh how I loved that anime. We need a season 3 of it

    • @shlomomarkman6374
      @shlomomarkman6374 2 роки тому +1

      The helicopter did a little sacrifice to the RNG gods. Those are the true gods of the game and sacrificing a unit to them in a game close to victory might enable their grace to shine upon you in your next game.

    • @axletman3394
      @axletman3394 Рік тому

      It worked well enough in star wars so idk man

  • @colt1903
    @colt1903 4 роки тому +75

    "The line is not equally balanced"
    What are you on about? They're both equally squiggly, and therefore, PERFECTLY balanced.

  • @YsuVal
    @YsuVal 4 роки тому +228

    "Coffee drinkers will be brainwashed to drink tea instead."
    Me, drinking yerba mate in the distance: *nods* "Let them fight."

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 роки тому +1

      ¿A qué sabe el mate?

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 4 роки тому +4

      isn't Yerba mate an herbal tea?

    • @YsuVal
      @YsuVal 4 роки тому +5

      @@Chrono_Mitsurugi Some like to brew it like tea, in which case it's a different kind of drink. In South America, specifically around Argentina, Brasil, Chile, Uruguay, etc. It is usually prepared by dumping the herbs into a small recipient and drinking with a metal straw. I'm talking about this one. My local barber who is from Syria told me they use the same method around there as well. Search Google.

    • @YsuVal
      @YsuVal 4 роки тому +1

      @@jesalt8230 depende mucho de la marca pero naturalmente es amargo ... Es como un te muy fuerte pero la verdad que no sé cómo describirlo. Hay que probar!

    • @jesalt8230
      @jesalt8230 4 роки тому

      Agustín Val De por sí no me gusta mucho el té, pero sí lo probaría, si lo hicieran en algún lugar cercano a donde vivo.

  • @aidanrogers6767
    @aidanrogers6767 4 роки тому +59

    lmao imagine if the tomb raiders found hieroglyphs of a nuclear weapon killing everyone in Egypt's pyramids

  • @thecigardad2826
    @thecigardad2826 4 роки тому +105

    Suddenly I think the results of the Revolutionary War would be much different if the ethereal Lord Spiff actually ran Britain in the 1700's.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 роки тому +1

      Metalgear Colony.

    • @farmervillager8651
      @farmervillager8651 4 роки тому +1

      It was already a miracle just because France helped us.

  • @The_Keeper
    @The_Keeper 4 роки тому +105

    As usual:
    D - All of the above.
    Also, Spiff is taking Blitzkrieg to a whole new level here. O_o

  • @jeszi9994
    @jeszi9994 4 роки тому +76

    As a hungarian I can confirm: we send archers against everything, and it's a very good strategy

  • @jennifercollins9116
    @jennifercollins9116 3 роки тому +15

    "How will Spiff win?"
    As always, I will go with D - All of the above for Spiff has the power of tea and the Queen on his side

  • @frankcastle4715
    @frankcastle4715 2 роки тому +15

    " Shiny stuff cool " - opponents
    Spiff: *building a Dyson sphere around earth *

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes 2 роки тому +53

    I want a battle Royale game of civ 6 where every single person is using a different Spiff Approved exploit

    • @sofiamariewyatt
      @sofiamariewyatt Рік тому +2

      I think some exploits may be blocked by previous exploits unless everyone’s allowed to duplicate pantheons

    • @sofiamariewyatt
      @sofiamariewyatt Рік тому

      But it would still be fun!

  • @Da__goat
    @Da__goat 4 роки тому +115

    “The redcoats cometh”-*Me, an American.* “American Revolution part 2 Electric Boogaloo”

    • @condotiero860
      @condotiero860 4 роки тому +4

      Here i go killing again.

    • @johnmoore8161
      @johnmoore8161 4 роки тому +7

      Me:*sips coffee*
      Brits:*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK* REDCOATS OPEN UP
      Also me an American: *Pumps shotgun* you wanna try that again son?

    • @coolguy-jg8ck
      @coolguy-jg8ck 4 роки тому +3

      John Moore not funny didn’t laugh

    • @benward5732
      @benward5732 4 роки тому

      knock knock knock ,, hello would you like to try some of our specialiTEA COFFEE? Just step into my pop up shop...
      ENGAGE THE TEA CONVERSION RAY!
      Slurp that's it pinky raised and ahhhhh that's good tea

    • @Da__goat
      @Da__goat 4 роки тому +2

      Ben Ward the fact that I read that in Spiffs voice says a lot 😂😂

  • @henrymonroy9533
    @henrymonroy9533 2 роки тому +23

    I love both your exploits and your GREAT sense of humor. GREAT entertainment value!

    • @nightcorerj6024
      @nightcorerj6024 Рік тому

      u boys make some good pointies his is the bees knee's

  • @somerandomwizard5799
    @somerandomwizard5799 4 роки тому +35

    This is the typical super advanced fantasy empire that just sort of kept to themselves except instead of disappearing overnight (because you went to space) you suddenly take the whole world

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 роки тому +1

      Why do I hear the national anthem.of Wakanda?

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley 2 роки тому

      They didn't actively hide themselves, and even seemed to actively meet a few people.

  • @shadowfactiondev4533
    @shadowfactiondev4533 4 роки тому +49

    Lootbox Gambling = "Surprise Mechanics"
    Cheating and Exploits = "Unique Situations In Gameplay"

    • @Gormathius
      @Gormathius 4 роки тому +2

      I mean, you could argue exploits are surprise mechanics too since they're hella surprising to the devs.

  • @AlexGrom
    @AlexGrom 4 роки тому +63

    Spiff: "We basically roughly slightly ahead of time when it comes to our government policies"
    Me: yeah, sure, 59 culture per turn and 9 culture per turn are pretty close

    • @darkvisiongothacked
      @darkvisiongothacked 4 роки тому

      he ment when monarchies were first established in the real world vs his "game time".

  • @AchLmao
    @AchLmao 4 роки тому +80

    just tried this with my bro....
    he ended up fighting my nukes and bombers with archers

  • @captainflops
    @captainflops Рік тому +6

    3 years later and I once again boldly drank coffee while watching this, those redcoats will never find me.

    • @basil4154
      @basil4154 Рік тому +1

      Boys, we found ‘em

  • @danielsprouse9549
    @danielsprouse9549 4 роки тому +14

    I have the minutemen protecting my coffee at all times. Paul Revere will let me know your coming.

  • @chongbong31
    @chongbong31 4 роки тому +47

    Just to learn something today: The "cs" in Pécs is one letter and pronunced like Ch in China.
    Nice vid anyway

    • @damarus87
      @damarus87 4 роки тому +8

      Was looking for someone pointing out how he pronounced Pécs all wrong (Hungarian is hard). The closest pronunciation in english would be "page" but with "ch" instead of "ge". I hope that makes sense.

  • @elmadicine
    @elmadicine 4 роки тому +43

    "come on simon peter, the most generic sounding great prophet in the world"
    aka the person upon whom the roman catholic church was founded

    • @flopus7
      @flopus7 4 роки тому

      Spiff probably refuses to acknowledge the Catholic Church. Only the Church of England and Tea.

  • @Pharry_
    @Pharry_ 4 роки тому +7

    One time I was rushing science (without exploits), and I was playing as Rome because I don’t have many DLCs, and I liked his road ability.
    I went to war with Brazil at one point, and I had Rocket artillery and mechanized infantry.
    At one point during the war, he was trying to fight me with archers.
    *ARCHERS.*
    The weirdest thing was that I had seen Brazil with more advanced ranged units like Crossbowman before, so I don’t know what he was doing or where he got those archers, let alone why he was using them against my nuclear arsenal.

  • @marcherwitch9811
    @marcherwitch9811 3 роки тому +1

    omg omg this is so cool!!!@ lots of exclamation points! wow! this is so cool! can't believe how insightful funny entertaining this is!
    also sincerely, really enjoying these! your voice is utterly melifluous and i love it!

  • @caseyb1346
    @caseyb1346 4 роки тому +61

    Pantheon Founding Exploit: *Exists*
    The Spiffing Brit: "It's free real estate!"

    • @marleenlouise7192
      @marleenlouise7192 4 роки тому

      casey b How does it work. I didn’t understand

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 роки тому

      @@marleenlouise7192 If you hit escape at the same time as you hit the button to found a pantheon you get the pantheon benfits and are able to pick a pantheon again. You can do this over and over and the benefits stack.

  • @linkh5375
    @linkh5375 4 роки тому +15

    Spiff, you should look into how utterly broken you can make the production in the game as Germany. That or some other way of breaking the production system to spam out stuff. I know some of your exploits already increase the ability to make stuff, but I'd love to see one that's production-focused. Just a thought. Love your videos!
    EDIT: Using something other than the pantheon exploit.

  • @realevesparks
    @realevesparks 4 роки тому +3

    The intro had me laughing so hard I almost spit out my coffee. I've been peeking out the window every thirty seconds since to make sure there are no red coats.

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 4 роки тому +28

    “This city has over 300 production”
    Did that come about naturally? I doubt it

  • @GENMEGADEATH
    @GENMEGADEATH 4 роки тому +20

    6 seconds after upload... this is the quickest i have ever seen a video pop up O.O

  • @drandana3661
    @drandana3661 4 роки тому +1

    I wish every one of your civ 6 videos wasn't the same bug but I do salute you're tenacity and to have produced so much content but I mostly watch for the tea anyhow

  • @dominikreinhart3457
    @dominikreinhart3457 2 роки тому +7

    I once played civ 5 and watched Elephants fight Musketman while i stood at my border with my armored troop transport, was fun to see

  • @RiverTheFluid
    @RiverTheFluid 4 роки тому +170

    Ironically, its an extreme amount of faith that allows the greatest scientific achievements

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 4 роки тому +5

      how's it ironic?

    • @RiverTheFluid
      @RiverTheFluid 4 роки тому +24

      zah fares religion and science are usually considered to be complete opposites, so one of them causing extreme growth in the other is ironic.

    • @TheRewasder97
      @TheRewasder97 4 роки тому +13

      I don't know what you're talking about. You must keep faith in Spiff pur Lord and Savior to experience a perfectly balanced science development, so it's logical that more faith gives you more science.

    • @manooxi327
      @manooxi327 4 роки тому +27

      @@RiverTheFluid
      "religion and science are usually considered to be complete opposites"
      I disagree
      in the medieval ages of Europe, the monks where the learned and the people of science in monasteries
      same goes for the Islamic golden age
      remember: the first word in the Quran is "read", as the first command by god to a Muslim is to seek knowledge

    • @sebastianhansson6919
      @sebastianhansson6919 4 роки тому +3

      @@manooxi327 And then the renaissance happened.

  • @speedyknight5536
    @speedyknight5536 4 роки тому +14

    "the lord of drinking hot water with leafs and exploiting games"
    and yes i wanted to write tea as hot water

  • @atocanboi409
    @atocanboi409 4 роки тому +23

    sees this in Notifications
    *do you ever get that feeling of a déjà vu?*

    • @azarilh2355
      @azarilh2355 4 роки тому +3

      I've just been in this place before!
      Higher on the street!
      And I know it's my time to come home!
      Calling you!
      And the subject's a mystery!
      Standing on my feet!
      It's so hard when I try to believe!
      Whooooaaa!!

    • @theinternetshavecome1640
      @theinternetshavecome1640 4 роки тому +2

      @@azarilh2355 Doesn't that song have a lyric like 'See your future into the present'?
      Seems appropriate for this video.

  • @bipbapboop1140
    @bipbapboop1140 3 роки тому +47

    as a hungarian, i'm in love with the way you pronounce "Pécs"
    for reference, it's supposed to be P (as in pancake) é (as the e in deja vu) and cs (as the tch in hatchet)

    • @philippeh6079
      @philippeh6079 3 роки тому +5

      Well, you didn't have to be such a Pécs about it...

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 3 роки тому

      Why don't you spell it like you say it? Damn Eastern European languages are so confusing.

    • @chrizzie1
      @chrizzie1 2 роки тому +11

      @@RobertMcBride-is-cool Different languages use the same letters to represent different sounds, so just because a spelling doesn't match up with how an English speaker would sound-out a word, doesn't mean it isn't phoenetic within the language the word comes from. It's one of the interesting consequences of how the Roman empire spread the Latin alphabet across Europe (in addition to later spread by other nations) and then speakers of different languages modded it to suit their own languages, since different languages use different sets of sounds, so it couldn't be applied directly. Welcome to linguistics, and I agree ,it is confusing, but there's a reason for it.

    • @RobertMcBride-is-cool
      @RobertMcBride-is-cool 2 роки тому +1

      @Nick Paul I know that. I wasn’t even trying to “sound smart”. To my knowledge, the alphabet was introduced to Europeans when the Roman Empire was everywhere. They kept using it, but I guess linguistic drift does some weird stuff. Sort of like how the Japanese were given the Chinese alphabet and the kanji aren’t pronounced the same most of the time. By the way, that was me trying to sound smart. I think I did a decent job.

    • @evanrudibaugh8772
      @evanrudibaugh8772 2 роки тому +1

      ​@@RobertMcBride-is-cool You're missing a fun part about Eastern European languages: Poland and Hungary are historically great friends.
      Sz in Hungarian is pronounced like English s.
      S in Hungarian is pronounced like English sh.
      S in Polish is pronounced like English s.
      Sz in Polish is pronounced like English sh.
      So, it's the complete reverse.
      Random add on: Polish is Slavic, of course, while Hungarian is non-Indo-European and is distantly related to Finish and Estonian.

  • @BurritoInTheMist
    @BurritoInTheMist 2 роки тому +4

    This video convinced me that all the Korean StarCraft players just really WERE living that far in the future. What a world we live in.

  • @thealphasam7350
    @thealphasam7350 4 роки тому +37

    There’s a pantheon witch increases your border expansion I would like to see how would it be if you duplicate it enough so your borders grow every turn

    • @higharchbishopofteatasting6217
      @higharchbishopofteatasting6217 4 роки тому +2

      Is it a percentage change? Because if so then the exploit won't work

    • @chrisblake4198
      @chrisblake4198 4 роки тому

      @@higharchbishopofteatasting6217 Correct. Only certain pantheon bonuses stack, and that's not one.

  • @TheMNWolf
    @TheMNWolf 4 роки тому +43

    "The lord of drinking tea-" paused, thrumbs up'd.

  • @anthonymartin5455
    @anthonymartin5455 4 роки тому +2

    *Sipping coffee when the tea conversion part comes up* "ugggggh..." *Slowly places coffee down*

  • @dopiestnickel0dopesninkel415
    @dopiestnickel0dopesninkel415 4 роки тому +6

    Someone: drinks coffee
    Spiff: stop! You violated the law!

  • @Voltsization
    @Voltsization 4 роки тому +5

    Man. Everytime i start watching a Spiff video. My coffee turns to tea. I dont understand the exploit but iam fine with it.

  • @stralax57
    @stralax57 4 роки тому +13

    "This is going to be one of the fastest wars in history"
    *Blitzkrieg intensifies*

    • @jgmagic398
      @jgmagic398 4 роки тому +1

      The British actually won a war in 38 minutes once

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +4

    When literally the first words of the video are, "nuclear bombs", you know it's going to be a good spiffing video.

  • @Scionoffathertime
    @Scionoffathertime 4 роки тому +6

    just the intro: ...tea conversion chambers...
    me: huh... sounds painful
    also me: proceeds to grab coffee because that sounds painful
    scientists motoring chamber i was then put in: was this guy a volunteer
    me in the chamber: yes

  • @teteeheeted
    @teteeheeted 3 роки тому +2

    “You have too few troops”
    Oh yet does he know, YET DOES HE KNOW!

  • @derricktoaster2033
    @derricktoaster2033 4 роки тому +81

    Three rounds in your conversion chamber haven't broken me.
    Instead, I have evolved into a new being, one that mixes them together and adds cream.
    I will bring us the future my children. Even if it screams in unknown tongues, even if it begs for release, I will bring it to you.

    • @jennifershay8980
      @jennifershay8980 4 роки тому +14

      You are a truly cursed being. I watch you in pure childlike awe and yet in complete and utter terror. I am the moth, you are the flame. I fear and admire, adore and condemn you. You are a demon yet I look upon you as one would a god. You are brave, yet your bravery serves evil. I have but one way I can describe you...
      Absolute madlad.

    • @BURS-xh7rd
      @BURS-xh7rd 4 роки тому

      Epstein didn't kill him self

    • @Disillusioned_JELly
      @Disillusioned_JELly 4 роки тому +1

      @@BURS-xh7rd Well, duh! How would he be here commenting on videos if he had killed himself?

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 4 роки тому

      Thank you for showing me the *TRUE* path.

  • @dylancool
    @dylancool 3 роки тому +14

    This man is a devious legend

  • @Dkrogs54
    @Dkrogs54 Рік тому

    Had UA-cam up on the side. Realized I hadn't heard the Brits voice in a while. Was almost 10 minutes into an ad. Epic

  • @Tommoslasguitaros
    @Tommoslasguitaros 4 роки тому +14

    I feel called out... I was taking a sip of my coffee just when I reached 1:17

    • @supernova582
      @supernova582 4 роки тому +4

      We're both in trouble let's work together to evade the Redcoats

    • @TommyMcGahee
      @TommyMcGahee 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like you deserved it then! :P

    • @theguyman256
      @theguyman256 4 роки тому

      Oh shoot I didn't realize they were coming today

  • @Squiggy8440
    @Squiggy8440 4 роки тому +4

    No one:
    Spiffy: *incoherent British threats over tea vs. Coffee*
    Me:
    Me: *chugs orange juice just to be petty*

    • @liamorlandi9141
      @liamorlandi9141 4 роки тому +1

      I drink soda!

    • @Squiggy8440
      @Squiggy8440 4 роки тому

      liam orlandi ooo nice! What flavour ?

    • @liamorlandi9141
      @liamorlandi9141 4 роки тому

      Ali S Well I like to mix them, but I prefer the citrusy stuff. Sprite, Mountain Dew, especially the latter in the context of morning beverages. Does that make me higher or lower than a coffee drinker?

    • @Squiggy8440
      @Squiggy8440 4 роки тому

      liam orlandi not sure, i drink all of them and like them equally. It depends on my current mood lol (edit, added a word)

  • @pr0duct1v1ty7
    @pr0duct1v1ty7 3 роки тому

    It so fun watching your civ6 videos after I've actually gotten into the game now and actually know what's going on

  • @cursednikolai1634
    @cursednikolai1634 4 роки тому +5

    The Spiffing Brit: Your game will crash
    SHOWS PICTURE OF A NUKE

  • @spiceywaffles
    @spiceywaffles 4 роки тому +8

    Me, just sitting back, watching this with my quarantine Starbucks *knock knock* TIS TEA TIME HEATHEN!

  • @TheSkubna
    @TheSkubna 7 місяців тому +1

    Just gonna say, it's 5:30 AM and I'm making a coffee to enjoy this vid with

  • @noahspencer5886
    @noahspencer5886 4 роки тому +4

    Imagine what the archers thought when they saw a helicopter fly at them. "Flying tortoise of pain 5 o'clock." "what should we do general." "We send in the... Archers"

  • @asuumi
    @asuumi Рік тому +3

    having only just watched an anime called GATE this is literally the entire plot of the anime and I'm here for it

  • @bbqBaconNinja
    @bbqBaconNinja 2 роки тому +2

    This video might be two years old but I'm gonna drink a coffee while watching it.

  • @jacobhu4431
    @jacobhu4431 4 роки тому +4

    1:18 exactly when i heard this i had just finished adding milk to my coffee.
    Sorry i don’t have any tea around right now....
    Coffee and tea can co-exist. I enjoy drinking a nice cup of tea but i need my coffee or i’ll die from being tired.

  • @Helljumper_Fanatic
    @Helljumper_Fanatic 4 роки тому +7

    Ah yes, this is actually what I need. To break the minds of my friends of course. Perfectly balanced as always

  • @AlexJonesGaming
    @AlexJonesGaming 4 роки тому +1

    I actually ordered Yorkshire tea because of your videos btw and I gotta say that some damn good tea m8

  • @DocTwisted
    @DocTwisted 3 роки тому +30

    Goodness this is crazy. Is Alpha Centauri (either iteration) as breakable?

  • @SavageGreywolf
    @SavageGreywolf 4 роки тому +76

    "Simon Peter, the most generic sounding great prophet in the world"
    Does... does Spiffing Brit not know who _Simon Peter_ is? Simon Peter? First Pope? Literally hung out with literal Jesus Christ?

    • @foooooof
      @foooooof 4 роки тому +1

      Wasnt his name Petrus?

    • @chrisschoenthaler5184
      @chrisschoenthaler5184 4 роки тому +21

      Doesn’t make his name any less generic.

    • @locococo8961
      @locococo8961 4 роки тому +10

      @@chrisschoenthaler5184 The reason people are named Simon, or Peter, is because of him, if anything, everyone else is the generic one!

    • @zacharythomas7167
      @zacharythomas7167 4 роки тому +5

      To be fair, the time Korea found him, he didn't exist yet. Just another guy with a similar name >>

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 4 роки тому +1

      No, the first pope was not part of the alledged 12, he wasn't even born by the time that supposed cult leader was executed in yet another potential jewish uprising against the Roman occupiers.

  • @superfrito9170
    @superfrito9170 4 роки тому +2

    So this is how it feels like to be an alien teaching mankind. "Next up after primitive writing? Robots! Make sure to bring your laptops next week!"

  • @TheShrewdMonarch
    @TheShrewdMonarch 4 роки тому +5

    Damnit, I’m a coffee goblin as well as a tea redcoat. I’d feel bad if I sacrificed any of my fav beverages for the other, and so Spiff is essentially tearing me apart.

  • @morrox5206
    @morrox5206 4 роки тому +5

    *When Brit play multiplayer games with his friends:
    ” I'm going to exploit the hell of my friends and the games” Laughing in the most evil way possible.

  • @bingbong488
    @bingbong488 Рік тому

    I’m liking, commenting, turning on notifications, favoriting, downloading, and selling my soul because the UA-cam algorithm loves this.

  • @3v1lp1ngv1n
    @3v1lp1ngv1n 4 роки тому +14

    I love how muscular you make Pécs sound by calling it pecks :D
    Pé is pronounced as the first half of the word pay, cs is pronounced as the last sound of switch

    • @groinBlaster31
      @groinBlaster31 4 роки тому

      Gábor Balogh so like the word page?

    • @3v1lp1ngv1n
      @3v1lp1ngv1n 4 роки тому +1

      @@groinBlaster31 similar, yes. but with the last sound of pretty much any word that ends with "tch". If page was a hungarian word it would be written like this: pédzs

  • @hurka.design
    @hurka.design 4 роки тому +12

    28:59 - Pécs [ˈpʰe̞ɪʔtʃ] or /peɪtʃ/, try it with pronouncing 'page' but with 'T'challa's' 'ch' at the end.

  • @quotch9507
    @quotch9507 4 роки тому

    The feeling when you're drinking tea and spiff praises you < The feeling when you're drinking coffee and spiff belittles your existence

  • @sinteleon
    @sinteleon 2 роки тому +31

    So, despite the blatent balenced mechanics Spiff used, the City of Pecs somehow manages to outscience Spiff to build mechanized units?

    • @Jellybeansatdusk
      @Jellybeansatdusk Рік тому +7

      So what happened was Pecs belonged to Spiff’s civilization, so they had access to all his technologies. When they rebelled against him, they used his technology against him 😂

    • @icycloud6823
      @icycloud6823 Рік тому

      @@Jellybeansatdusk I'm just questioning how they managed to afford it when spiff himself obviously couldn't afford it lol