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TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Slave Challenge

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  • Опубліковано 20 лис 2019
  • Total war warhammer 2 is a fantastic game by creative assembly which really focuses on bringing a grand strategy game to life in the warhammer universe full of its fantastic lore and strange obsessions with massive battles. No game has managed to perfectly merge turn based strategy and real time strategy video games. So today we will be playing the dark elves faction in warhammer 2 and cheesing their unique faction feature of choosing to capture enemy units as slaves at the end of battles. This system can be glitched and exploited to make silly amounts of money in the game and potentially more than triple the amount of money your regions produce to the point of having effectively infinite money as you run out of money to through at things.
    So sit back and watch as the spiffing brit tests to see if TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits or if the Infinite Money Slave Challenge is broken!!
    This video game exploit video will be jam packed with a best bits funny moments montage style of editing similar to that of Valefisk, Robbaz and RTgame. So sit back relax and grab a cup of tea to enjoy with the spiffing brit!
    Magestic Merch: freshmerch.fm/...
    Patreon: / spiffing
    Twitter: @thespiffingbrit
    Discord: / discord
    Title: TOTAL WAR WARHAMMER 2 IS A PERFECTLY BALANCED GAME WITH NO EXPLOITS - Infinite Money Slave Challenge
    #Funny #Challenge #Warhammer

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  • @sirbinky3770
    @sirbinky3770 4 роки тому +530

    This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.

    • @isaac_bruh
      @isaac_bruh 3 роки тому +7

      God bless you too.

    • @AsmodeusMictian
      @AsmodeusMictian 3 роки тому +6

      Going through and enslaving millions for his personal profit?
      Aye, that be the Lord's work, indeed.

    • @camramaster
      @camramaster 3 роки тому +5

      Humanitarian? Is that like a vegitarian?

    • @horatioyen256
      @horatioyen256 2 роки тому +1

      hmmmmmmmmm

    • @deskslam4232
      @deskslam4232 Рік тому +1

      @@camramaster no i think it's more like cannibalism, only eat human meat

  • @Nanaman720
    @Nanaman720 4 роки тому +1431

    When spiff plays for hours but doesnt know how to read the post-battle report

    • @askensoulrender944
      @askensoulrender944 4 роки тому +87

      Nanaman720 honestly I’ve watched this video a dozen times and that intro still gets me

    • @Michael_MW
      @Michael_MW 4 роки тому +40

      I am glad I am not the only one instantly bothered by this lol.

    • @timz4781
      @timz4781 4 роки тому +15

      Paused the video soon as I watched that. Idk if I should hit play

    • @zzxp1
      @zzxp1 4 роки тому +7

      My brain melted trying to understand what he said.

    • @SamEichers
      @SamEichers 4 роки тому +8

      Hopefully he's figured that screen out 6 months later

  • @Sinclairelim
    @Sinclairelim 4 роки тому +93

    Playing as dark elves made me realize I should never be allowed to rule anything. I quickly learned that I could:
    1. Raid my own regions, making my population miserable for no other reason than inciting a rebellion.
    2. Punish them for rebelling by killing them and enslaving the survivors.
    3. Get slaves into my capital and send one of my lords to repeat the process.
    Truly a thing the Dark Elves would do.

    • @thegrayyernaut
      @thegrayyernaut 2 роки тому +23

      You mean:
      1. Happily collect willing tribute from your own region, making your population excited for no other reason that gathering people up for a party.
      2. Rewarding people for throwing a party by sending them to the farm upstate, and providing the rest with food and shelter in exchange for their "help".
      3. Obtain more willing helpers into your capital and send one of your lords to repeat the process.
      .
      Gotta appease the algorithm with wholesome comments.

  • @ThatoneLich
    @ThatoneLich 4 роки тому +706

    "We're playing as the Naggarond faction, we're about as evil as you can get."
    Chaos: *exists*

    • @THENemesisXX99
      @THENemesisXX99 4 роки тому +18

      I would like to add the Skaven into that pool as well.

    • @Derah_OG
      @Derah_OG 4 роки тому +110

      From a certain point of view, they truly are the most evil.
      Chaos forces do horrible things out of devotion to their gods.
      Skaven do horrible things for food. They have a lot of mouths to feed.
      Dark elves do evil shit simply because its fun and/or turns them on.

    • @rpscorp9457
      @rpscorp9457 4 роки тому +34

      Half of them worship Slaanesh, and half of them the Avatar of Khaine, which may or may not be a facet of Khorne...so yeah....pretty much chaos-aligned.

    • @fedrickosamuelshidarta970
      @fedrickosamuelshidarta970 4 роки тому +5

      @@rpscorp9457 I think in new codex they make DE not worshiping slanesh anymore. Instead they make cult of pleasure and their kin worship artati the elves goddesses of pleasure if I'm not wrong.

    • @triploshadow
      @triploshadow 4 роки тому +9

      @@fedrickosamuelshidarta970 Why then does morathi leader of the cult of pleasure be the only DE faction aside from npc controlled ones that spreads and loves chaos corruption? I mean the other DE factions dont even have the Arkhan treatment where he simply ignores vampiric corruption.

  • @screenspelunkers1026
    @screenspelunkers1026 4 роки тому +2065

    I prefer the term “surprise hiring”

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +22

      I prefer when people pay tax

    • @pablosanz605
      @pablosanz605 4 роки тому +6

      @@bruhdude2725 not pay interns

    • @thaddiusonethousand4697
      @thaddiusonethousand4697 4 роки тому +21

      Prisoners with jobs

    • @Badjazy
      @Badjazy 4 роки тому +13

      Surprise hiring, surprise mechanics. Same thing really.

    • @hansbass8119
      @hansbass8119 4 роки тому +2

      Unilateral human property and labour under article 2 of the 29th ILO Convention

  • @faerylnhiikira1053
    @faerylnhiikira1053 4 роки тому +707

    "Happy words."
    "Nice words."
    Am I doing it right?

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +13

      Tax is a nice word because you should pay them

    • @josephmarsh5031
      @josephmarsh5031 4 роки тому +4

      YAY! Good, Happy, Fun Times!

    • @hugoramirez9295
      @hugoramirez9295 4 роки тому +3

      Beautiful and so friendly

    • @lordmaur180
      @lordmaur180 4 роки тому +8

      Baby cats, sunshine, fun, family friendly, trees helping... i think this all can describe the video above, jolly times indeed!

    • @Xingmey
      @Xingmey 4 роки тому

      just perfect!

  • @taOGrimace
    @taOGrimace 2 роки тому +50

    Love that spiffing Brit gave a bunch of silly knife-eared Drukarii some jobs. What a good entrepreneur.

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 4 роки тому +34

    This is such a wholesome, family friendly video

  • @Animeaniac215
    @Animeaniac215 4 роки тому +386

    When spiff reads his own army stats as the enemies... he needs more tea.

    • @lucasbeck1391
      @lucasbeck1391 4 роки тому +3

      No he needs to check if he was really drinking tea

    • @fyrentenimar
      @fyrentenimar 4 роки тому +1

      @@lucasbeck1391 Yeah, at that point I thought he was starting to slur his words a bit

    • @DerAnanasKing
      @DerAnanasKing 4 роки тому +1

      or less tea

  • @uselesspocketwatch
    @uselesspocketwatch 4 роки тому +492

    They're not "the s-word," they're prisoners with jobs.

    • @aownbey609
      @aownbey609 4 роки тому +8

      And cant move up or ever leave

    • @sirloon3063
      @sirloon3063 4 роки тому +7

      And never ever get paid

    • @pauloandrade925
      @pauloandrade925 4 роки тому +2

      And have very very short " Employment "contracts"" most of the time.

    • @SucculentGroin
      @SucculentGroin 4 роки тому

      Indentured servants

    • @xray235
      @xray235 4 роки тому +5

      That's how parts of the American prison system works.

  • @mathdarven5634
    @mathdarven5634 4 роки тому +234

    Spiff : "And there it is, Ladies and Gentlemen, the most effective way to make money in Total War Warhammer II !"
    LegendofTotalWar : "Pff. Hold my beer."

    • @colinfun
      @colinfun 4 роки тому +6

      I love that these 2 parts of my UA-cam entertainment crossed on this subject.

    • @hermit9168
      @hermit9168 4 роки тому +1

      not anymore, CA nerfed the Entrepreneur trait

    • @mathdarven5634
      @mathdarven5634 4 роки тому +10

      @@hermit9168 Not nerfed enough, 15% more income isn't a big deal, even if it's 15% less than before, we'll still be able to abuse it and make fat stacks of cash.
      It's still an exponential growth, just... a bit less exponential.

    • @hermit9168
      @hermit9168 4 роки тому +2

      @@mathdarven5634 didn't they lose the factionwide tax bonus too?

    • @mathdarven5634
      @mathdarven5634 4 роки тому +4

      @@hermit9168 Nope, they still have it. Or should I say they'll still have it in 3 hours and 45 minutes when the patch releases.
      The tax income isn't even the broken part, it's the local income, since entrepreneur agents in the same province boost eachother. A real nerf would be to make it not raise local income, but local BUILDING income.

  • @EverIost
    @EverIost 4 роки тому +50

    "Happy words."
    "Nice words."
    Monetization is great stuff indeed.

    • @Necro_fury
      @Necro_fury 4 роки тому

      Here's some more: happy words, nice words

  • @nutellaschnute8703
    @nutellaschnute8703 4 роки тому +261

    "We have torture pits, they are fantastic!" - The Spiffing Brit, 21.11.2019

  • @polskipolak1129
    @polskipolak1129 4 роки тому +1245

    Spiffing : *Is British*
    Spiffing : *Starts enslaving people*
    Me : Hey I've seen this one!

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +70

      Shhhhhh we don't talk about that here have some tea and don't speak of it

    • @polskipolak1129
      @polskipolak1129 4 роки тому +22

      @@bruhdude2725 Is it Yorkshire Gold?

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +20

      @@polskipolak1129 even better spifco tea only available for limited time

    • @polskipolak1129
      @polskipolak1129 4 роки тому +25

      @@bruhdude2725
      NO! W E W A N T
      *Y O R K S H I R E G O L D*

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +12

      @@polskipolak1129 sorry but at the moment spiff has bought the remaining supply and strated selling his own brand

  • @DapperDonkey
    @DapperDonkey 2 роки тому +50

    So wonderful, glorious and family-friendly!!!

  • @davevanlerberg5092
    @davevanlerberg5092 4 роки тому +135

    "Tretch, the most powerful of skavens!"
    Ikit claw would like to know your location

  • @Aetherion_
    @Aetherion_ 4 роки тому +99

    Perfect roleplay of Dark Elves; get the "workforces' " hope up then brutally put them down for "rebelling" and feast on their misery

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +4

      Ye but it could be worse he could be taxing them for tea

    • @mitochondria6247
      @mitochondria6247 4 роки тому

      @@bruhdude2725 Yeah, who would ever do that. That'd be silly.

    • @davidiwata7063
      @davidiwata7063 4 роки тому

      Like China

  • @benjaminwilliams8161
    @benjaminwilliams8161 4 роки тому +391

    Spiff: Say happy things in the comments
    Me: Yorkshire tea

    • @samusteger7415
      @samusteger7415 4 роки тому +4

      why is this not hearted yet?

    • @benjaminwilliams8161
      @benjaminwilliams8161 4 роки тому +1

      @@samusteger7415 I don't know😂

    • @sim.frischh9781
      @sim.frischh9781 4 роки тому +5

      @@samusteger7415 Spiff has to sleep at least 3 hours a day too.

    • @ramsesbyron2004
      @ramsesbyron2004 4 роки тому

      Happy words, nice words, and muwhahahahahah FUN FUN FUN!

  • @nicholasnelson1005
    @nicholasnelson1005 2 роки тому +22

    Absolutely lovely! My children love to watch your videos they're so family friendly and made for anyone to enjoy.

  • @DerAnanasKing
    @DerAnanasKing 4 роки тому +295

    19:26
    I don´t want to be the one who is a smartass and get potentially wooshed, but you read the numbers wrong.
    the upper line is your army. the skaven army is in the lower line.
    teh skavens fieldet 3600 vermin and you captured1600. sounds plausible.
    you simply mixed up which numbers belong to whome.

  • @favourites144
    @favourites144 4 роки тому +484

    Spiff: oh it’s just sudoku I’ll be fine
    *get the puzzle wrong*
    Also Spiff: Oh no I’m a melon

    • @defensivekobra3873
      @defensivekobra3873 4 роки тому +17

      He is a versatile man, sometimes a Mellon, sometimes a god, sometimes a servant of the empire, full time Explorer and magician

    • @Narinjas
      @Narinjas 4 роки тому +3

      Well he will do sudoku on 1.1.2020 because of Kappa (coppa)

    • @TheVergile
      @TheVergile 4 роки тому +12

      to be fair: some of the puzzles are actually faulty and ask you for a wrong answer....yea

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +1

      For insulting our primemister spiff you will have to pay extra tax

    • @nukeofficial1103
      @nukeofficial1103 4 роки тому +18

      It was the blue 2 right?

  • @Count.Saruman
    @Count.Saruman 4 роки тому +362

    Spiffing Brit: Exploits TW: Warhammer 2
    LegendofTotalWar: There can only be one lord of the cheese... And he does not share power!

    • @TamerOfTheStrange
      @TamerOfTheStrange 4 роки тому +34

      Jeff cares not from where the cheese flows

    • @DarkSkweek
      @DarkSkweek 4 роки тому +16

      I demand a 1v1 cheese-off. I'll even trade my once-yearly used bag of tea to watch this.

    • @SirBlaze75
      @SirBlaze75 4 роки тому +5

      actually there's been an exploit that spiff has revealed that not only does legend reference it he did so whilst saying he wasn't going to cheese that much . . . so take that what you will

    • @jasonjeffery9728
      @jasonjeffery9728 4 роки тому +16

      Cheese for the Cheese God

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +1

      Well you won't share your money through paying tax

  • @diamondman4252
    @diamondman4252 4 роки тому +13

    This video makes me feel happy inside. I am so glad for this wholesome, positive, adorable video.

  • @jacobp9470
    @jacobp9470 4 роки тому +11

    15:11
    Here are some nice words in your quest for monetisation: happy, smiley, cuddly, fluffy, sweet, sugar, puppies, kittens.

  • @aidenpons9584
    @aidenpons9584 4 роки тому +187

    In-game text says "Slaves decline naturally over time".
    *Naturally.*

    • @BlackWolf18C
      @BlackWolf18C 4 роки тому +25

      Naturally, if you work them to death, there will be decline... Dark Elf logic.

    • @Greensiteofhell
      @Greensiteofhell 4 роки тому +1

      @@BlackWolf18C Dork Elfs*

  • @AreztristanWT
    @AreztristanWT 4 роки тому +217

    In the first battle you killed 3 thousand, the 800 you lost was from your own army.

    • @karlpeter2931
      @karlpeter2931 4 роки тому +9

      and he shows loading screens instead of actual gameplay :|

    • @lazareth7598
      @lazareth7598 4 роки тому +9

      Glad you said something because it was hurting me haha

    • @AshenVictor
      @AshenVictor 4 роки тому +8

      @@karlpeter2931 That's because he's autoresolving. (3000 isn't a particularly large Skaven army, with unit size on max it's quite possible to get double that in a fight, and Tomb Kings are likely to be as big or bigger because they have so much useless chod)

    • @lazareth7598
      @lazareth7598 4 роки тому +6

      @@thespiffingbrit You need to feed your underpaid interns more tea good sir :p

    • @karlpeter2931
      @karlpeter2931 4 роки тому +1

      @@AshenVictor i never doubted that. but if there's tons of material, why show me the loading screens? ':)

  • @samuelmire9389
    @samuelmire9389 4 роки тому +23

    "HAPPY WORDS"(this video nice youtube)

  • @nicolasbehounek805
    @nicolasbehounek805 4 роки тому +13

    What a great and positive video, perfect for all ages. Educational, inspiring, inspirational, wholesome, kind, lovely, inclusive, absolute perfection this video is

  • @JokoCi
    @JokoCi 4 роки тому +330

    The Asur want to have a talk with you.
    They are laughing about your little bankaccount.

    • @iainmcdonald5375
      @iainmcdonald5375 4 роки тому +19

      *Laughs in trade routes*

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 4 роки тому +5

      By Asura, By Asura, By Ausra! It's the grand champion! Standing next to meeee.

    • @pdc4930
      @pdc4930 4 роки тому +19

      Laughs in entrepreneur skill trait.

    • @KaneCold
      @KaneCold 4 роки тому +14

      well, high elves are on an island though, like any good empire ... clearly, they should have the superior economy

  • @sethbettwieser
    @sethbettwieser 4 роки тому +124

    Spiff: "If you like and comment nice words, UA-cam will decide that this video can be monetized"
    Me: "UA-cam is completely balanced"

  • @tyronnosaurusrex
    @tyronnosaurusrex 3 роки тому +2

    This has been the most helpful and pleasant video I've ever watched. In fact it changed my life for the better and has made me a more gentle and kind person. The content creator has been wonderful releasing all these videos that bring joy to a lot of people c:

  • @monkeybusiness673
    @monkeybusiness673 4 роки тому +4

    You know, the irony of giving skelettal bony bois the "meat shield" property is very much appreciated! Hence, I am going to fulfill your wish and post some nice words to assist in the monetization conundrum. Puppies, rainbows, good luck and world peace!

  • @bonercityboys3058
    @bonercityboys3058 4 роки тому +858

    I love this Minecraft playthrough perfect for children under 5

    • @mrfluffy9273
      @mrfluffy9273 4 роки тому +15

      no no humans over 14 *cough(COPPA is a thing) *cough

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian 4 роки тому +4

      @@mrfluffy9273 Get to the COPPA?

    • @azrielg734
      @azrielg734 4 роки тому +1

      ..., I don't get it?

    • @azrielg734
      @azrielg734 4 роки тому

      @Micheal Dalon oh, ... Good thing my UA-cam channel isnt made to make money then I guess

  • @OddWorlderer
    @OddWorlderer 4 роки тому +350

    "are you an unpaid intern?"
    "Do you want to be paid even less"
    ... What?

    • @Target850
      @Target850 4 роки тому +24

      that means you will have to pay spiff

    • @9Flatline
      @9Flatline 4 роки тому +1

      Sounds like my field of study.

    • @chaoswarriorbr
      @chaoswarriorbr 4 роки тому +24

      Actually, slaves earn food and housing, so technically they earn more then unpaid interns!
      Sad, but true!

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 4 роки тому +2

      Karl-Markkus Hiiemäe congrats, you discovered taxation

    • @sjonnieplayfull5859
      @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 роки тому +1

      @@chaoswarriorbr technicaly its only a house when it has a roof, so having them work the fields and sleep where they so happily work is a great way to prevent this. Also they could be voluntarily giving up all sleep to do more happy work, making housing a thing of the past. I do wonder if food also includes tea...

  • @RoboReviewsMovies
    @RoboReviewsMovies 4 роки тому +31

    Spiff: "Dork elves have no good anti-infantry units."
    Har-Ganeth Executioners: Exists

    • @moustrout1299
      @moustrout1299 4 роки тому +2

      don't mind the fact that executioners can curbstomp any other top tier unit when dark elf army ability activates :)

    • @triploshadow
      @triploshadow 4 роки тому +1

      @@moustrout1299 Sisters of Slaughter Exist
      Witch Elves Exists
      Black Ark Corsairs Exists
      Shades with dual weapons Exists
      Death Hag on a shrine of Khaine Exists
      Charriots Exists
      Hell I mean you can recruit corsairs fairly early in the campaign and they will prety much fuck anything that is not heavily armoured and not on a horse.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel 4 роки тому +3

      Black Dragon with a Noxious Breath: Exists
      Reaper Bolt Throwers: Exists
      Cold One Dread Knights: Sort of Exists
      Hydras: Exists

    • @sqqqvalueinvestor372
      @sqqqvalueinvestor372 4 роки тому +2

      You guys go ahead and use them and see if they can beat tire 1 enemy infantry

    • @CharloBingu
      @CharloBingu 3 роки тому +1

      @@sqqqvalueinvestor372 he’s on normal of course they’ll shit on a t1 army lol

  • @OldSpacePizza
    @OldSpacePizza 4 роки тому +3

    "Write nice things"
    ok
    Spiff is a tea loving man with a golden heart and his skill of making tea bring tears to my eyes. This video is very kind, so many jobs generated and giving all of those people jobs so they can support their families.
    Spiff you warm hug giver you ^_^

  • @Lady_Rhea
    @Lady_Rhea 4 роки тому +58

    Spiff: known for cleverly exploiting games by understanding their fundamentals
    Also spiff: opens video with a complete misreading of the basic statistics
    Me: I see this as an absolute win!

  • @MoonFlux
    @MoonFlux 4 роки тому +205

    Spiff: *Slaves are bad*
    Also Spiff: *That being said, we need a lot of them.*

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 4 роки тому

      Conclusion: we are soo baad.

  • @meilir1967
    @meilir1967 4 роки тому +37

    Spiff: This simple exploit will win you the game!
    *twenty hours later*
    Me: finally I’ve enslaved the universe

  • @theloniousscalliwag
    @theloniousscalliwag 3 роки тому +1

    This video is pure magnificence, it is a light in my life, a manifestation of pure excellence, comparable only to the omnipotent glory of Yorkshire tea. This video has undoubtedly raised my charisma and intelligence whilst bringing me closer to complete transcendence into the immortal reanu keeves. Sunshine and rainbows shine light on all those that surround me now. Thank you spiffco!

  • @luceyorb7376
    @luceyorb7376 4 роки тому +138

    "I'm not interested in conquering lands"
    -The Spiffing Brit
    Reading between the lines: You don't need to conquer if you can colonize.

    • @jerubaal101
      @jerubaal101 4 роки тому +1

      So that was a lie.

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal 4 роки тому +1

      I would say it's a bit more of a nuance thing.

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 роки тому +158

    Jeff the chaos god of cheese smiles upon you.

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 4 роки тому +1

      @Nightingale wellllllll they both are incest gods who are related to each other

  • @nonameworm69
    @nonameworm69 4 роки тому +5

    "I'M A MELON!
    I love it.... gonna use it :3

  • @sjonnieplayfull5859
    @sjonnieplayfull5859 4 роки тому +12

    Spiff: say nice things in the comments.
    Me: Tea. Glorious tea. Glorious, lovely tea. We will fill the world with happy tea plantations, educate all people how to drink glorious tea and make so much tea the next time your cousins get angry they will be throwing ocean into the tea.... Ah yes, the tea...

  • @derekzamzow1338
    @derekzamzow1338 4 роки тому +33

    I love family friendly content like this! My kids and I enjoy watching this together! It teaches great family values and ethics!

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +4

      Today we'll being learning about paying tax

    • @derekzamzow1338
      @derekzamzow1338 4 роки тому +3

      @@bruhdude2725 as a Canadian that is my favorite thing

    • @garthalmunemuralias9101
      @garthalmunemuralias9101 4 роки тому +4

      @@derekzamzow1338 hello fellow Canadian brethren have you chugged your maple syrup and rode your horse to your workplace on the mountain at the beaver factory?

    • @derekzamzow1338
      @derekzamzow1338 4 роки тому +5

      @@garthalmunemuralias9101 you betcha eh. I also fed my polar bear this mornin

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +3

      @@derekzamzow1338 well looks like you'll be on the front line of the invasion of the US

  • @zettour.
    @zettour. 4 роки тому +246

    Infinite money through slaves.
    Slaneesh: *That's just one of their perfect uses!*

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 4 роки тому +17

      Oh no

    • @plinkthenecrobird8851
      @plinkthenecrobird8851 4 роки тому +8

      Tau Empire Oh don’t worry, the only ones enslaving the Tau are the Ethereals!

    • @tauempire1793
      @tauempire1793 4 роки тому +7

      @@plinkthenecrobird8851 well that's better than Slanesh

    • @chaos9731
      @chaos9731 4 роки тому

      *oh yes~*

  • @Greencapybara
    @Greencapybara 4 роки тому +3

    I love how happy the little guinea pigs look! They're so cute and cheerful!

  • @edwardmarriott-smith5052
    @edwardmarriott-smith5052 4 роки тому +3

    Wow, great Video Spiff. This was an amazing blend of being perfectly balanced and just plain ol great!

  • @TakumaSamma
    @TakumaSamma 4 роки тому +200

    This was so sweet, creating that much jobs is the best.

    • @WindmillForTheLand
      @WindmillForTheLand 4 роки тому +7

      Malekith is making so many jobs you wont believe it, so many jobs it'll make your head spin!

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 роки тому +1

      There will no unemployed left.

  • @pyranna2003
    @pyranna2003 4 роки тому +186

    Spiff: Dark Elves don't have any infantry that are good at fighting
    Har Ganeth Executioners: Are we a joke to you?

    • @snoweefrost4412
      @snoweefrost4412 4 роки тому +4

      I had G3 Executioners in a custom battle, 50/50 made it home fighting alone against 1 Skaven Warlord & 6 units of Clanrat Swords.

    • @OniGanon
      @OniGanon 4 роки тому +14

      I always find Sisters of Slaughter and Black Guards an absolute nightmare to deal with if you don't annihilate them at range early in the fight.

    • @ajzoo04
      @ajzoo04 4 роки тому +4

      I really am waiting for someone to make a tau reference here...

    • @hisokamorow6709
      @hisokamorow6709 4 роки тому +1

      HGE are made of paper vs Darkshrds, and BGN dont do that much damage on melee. DE are basically 6 Darkshard 1 Fire mage for the buff, the rest into meat shield and win win.

    • @dandandowntown
      @dandandowntown 4 роки тому

      Strong Infantry Selection: Are WE a joke to you?

  • @Aufsammelkabbler
    @Aufsammelkabbler Рік тому +3

    The sweetest, most heartwarming, childfriendly video our benevolent benefactor Spiff has graced us till today ;)

  • @patricksmith7626
    @patricksmith7626 Рік тому +4

    What a kind and generous video! Love love love.

  • @233Deadman
    @233Deadman 4 роки тому +73

    Spiffco: Still better employment conditions than Amazon

  • @vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye6067
    @vergiltheinfamousdarkslaye6067 4 роки тому +172

    Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
    Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"

    • @truedox
      @truedox 4 роки тому +3

      I am nice man, with happy feelings, all of the time

    • @Extramrdo
      @Extramrdo 4 роки тому +4

      Spiff: "Say happy things in the comments"
      Me: "Yorkshire tea sponsorship"

    • @swaggercat9000
      @swaggercat9000 4 роки тому +2

      *Happy Brit noises*

  • @andresrincon752
    @andresrincon752 Рік тому +2

    What a wholesome video. Nothing but great nice quality from Spiff.

  • @allengilbert7463
    @allengilbert7463 4 роки тому +5

    *Two days later* Spiff: "Anyway, that was my brief foray into Total War: Warhammer II..."

  • @bulldogant3781
    @bulldogant3781 4 роки тому +514

    LegendOfTotalWar is dissapointed

    • @Rabnalldo
      @Rabnalldo 4 роки тому +32

      Legend needs tea

    • @backseatgamer7367
      @backseatgamer7367 4 роки тому +57

      The god's of cheese are unpleased.

    • @phuluu1800
      @phuluu1800 4 роки тому +14

      High elves are even the most British looking faction in total war, what a missed opportunity...

    • @josepheastham9717
      @josepheastham9717 4 роки тому +1

      A Cheese platter with tea is a good idea.

    • @Josuegurrola
      @Josuegurrola 4 роки тому

      Actually Legendotw made it with HE on turn 200? DE have a better position i think plus the Awesome combo of sacking with Arks Buff.

  • @guiorgy
    @guiorgy 4 роки тому +12

    19:26 Spiff... Scavens deployed 3641, it's your dark elves that deployed 1784 and lost 809...

  • @HummingbirdSound
    @HummingbirdSound 4 роки тому +15

    "Wave after wave... slowly drifting... wave after waaaaave...!"

  • @ajgathright3790
    @ajgathright3790 2 роки тому +8

    Wholesome and perfectly family friendly. Inspiring

  • @invidofinp1828
    @invidofinp1828 4 роки тому +105

    So it's like real life?
    Own Slaves
    ......
    Profit.

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +1

      Ye own countries you get tax pay up

    • @dudeguy9081
      @dudeguy9081 4 роки тому +6

      My basement slaves don't really make me any profit.
      They kind of just sit there and cry a lot.

    • @tedcomet3121
      @tedcomet3121 4 роки тому +1

      Africa hasnt figured out the profit part yet

    • @geemcspankinson
      @geemcspankinson 4 роки тому +1

      I too own 17 slaves and make them weave baskets.

    • @mercury6800
      @mercury6800 4 роки тому +2

      How unbritish of all of you your not supposed to have slaves that’s bad you must have indentured workers who you pay £2 per year of work

  • @zacksilverstone7642
    @zacksilverstone7642 4 роки тому +35

    *Slave = Money = Army = Slave*
    "I see nothing wrong with this."

    • @baburik
      @baburik 4 роки тому +3

      worked for the last 5k years. why stop?

    • @MrJuggalokilla69
      @MrJuggalokilla69 4 роки тому +2

      @@baburik guys...politics aren't "nice"...butt sects=nice

  • @dannydevito3284
    @dannydevito3284 2 роки тому +3

    I really love the hiring process you put in place here

  • @manuelcura2403
    @manuelcura2403 3 роки тому

    So if we copy paste some nice words you don't get demonaticed? Nice, pretty nice, fantastic, adorable, genius, lovely.
    This is the kindest sweetest video i've ever seen, so generous, I loved how he got all those people permanent employment and they didn't have to worry about food or shelter or having to pay bills again. A real humanitarian. God bless you Spiff.

  • @war1980
    @war1980 4 роки тому +67

    "You should do a rebel."
    Hey, I'm a rebel....

  • @yvindblff5628
    @yvindblff5628 4 роки тому +4

    Running down fleeing enemies is also a good way to increase your slave count.
    So. Nice things, eh?
    Lovely, warm meat pie. Adorable kittens. Snoozing by the fireplace. Free food. Sunlit field of flowers. Warm slippers. Soft toilet paper. Soup.

  • @kaptainkokujin4986
    @kaptainkokujin4986 3 роки тому +3

    "Slaves, they're absolutely fantastic" - TheSpiffingBrit

  • @Emeraldwake
    @Emeraldwake 4 роки тому +9

    “Happy nice good words”

  • @ArthurEKing8472
    @ArthurEKing8472 4 роки тому +16

    6:20 Spiff: "It's a Sudoku! It's Blue One!"
    Logic Problem Puzzle: "I'm not a Sudoku! I'm more than just numbers!"
    Blue Two: "Am I just a joke to you?"

    • @Devan-sm8tr
      @Devan-sm8tr 4 роки тому

      I thought it was red two.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 4 роки тому +1

      I'm fairly sure it's red two, so there isn't two blues

    • @ArthurEKing8472
      @ArthurEKing8472 4 роки тому +4

      @@michaeldaigle7207 The way the puzzle is, is that there are 4 colours, and 4 numbers. each column and row needs to have one of each. in the top line, you have 3 out of 4 of the possible colours, and so the final square in the top right corner of the square MUST be purple. It also must be a One, as two, three, and four have already been selected as well.
      This provides us with three symbols in the far right column. A purple One, a yellow 4, and a red three. So the only colour left is blue, and the only number left is two.
      Henceforth, Blue Two should be the correct answer.
      That said, the person who designed this puzzle sucks, because ideally you would also only have one of each possible option, but the solution requires 2 purple 1's, two red 3's, two blue 2's, and two yellow 4's. *sigh* I consider that a failure of a puzzle-design.

    • @ArthurEKing8472
      @ArthurEKing8472 4 роки тому +3

      @@michaeldaigle7207 Final completed square is as follows
      B = Blue; R = Red; P = Purple; Y = Yellow
      (B2) (R4) (Y3) (P1)
      (R3) (B1) (P2) (Y4)
      (Y4) (P3) (R1) (B2)
      (P1) (T2) (B4) (R3)
      The ? in the picture is in the 12th position, (or 3rd row, 4th column). Ergo Blue 2.
      If it was a Red 2, then you'd have a red 2, and a red 3 in the same column. Ergo, Blue.

    • @MrJuggalokilla69
      @MrJuggalokilla69 4 роки тому +1

      @@ArthurEKing8472 r/theydidthemath

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 4 роки тому +65

    “I am not interested in conquering lands.”
    - Spiff 2019
    There is only one thing to do! The Queen must revoke Spiff’s British citizenship! Not conquering goes against everything British!

    • @itchykami
      @itchykami 4 роки тому +3

      Oh, looks like Spiff payed off the Queen.

    • @IDontKnow-zc2sb
      @IDontKnow-zc2sb 4 роки тому +1

      We the brits don't conquer, just improve.

    • @ignis488
      @ignis488 4 роки тому +4

      Don't conquer, just colonize

    • @MoonPatch
      @MoonPatch 4 роки тому +9

      Conquering is such an UNFORTUNATE word.
      The Brits *aggressively occupy what is already theirs*

    • @jimothyworldbuilding3664
      @jimothyworldbuilding3664 4 роки тому +1

      Oh but sir we don't conquer for conquest... we do it for money. Spiff is merely circumventing the usual method and, as such, is doing nothing wrong.

  • @SamEichers
    @SamEichers 4 роки тому +1

    The adorable kittens make me happy and I love all the great inspiration plus wonderful feelings. Your strong stance on equality is so heartening.
    "Happy things"?

  • @eschcal9839
    @eschcal9839 4 роки тому

    These cats playing strategy games and drinking tea are not only friendly and highly entertaining, but they are great for the whole family. I love this kind of wholesome, honest content. Why, I'd want to advertise my products on this show, perhaps tea related? Yes, this video involving cats and tea just chilling and having whack fun should be recommended to everyone for how profitable it is. I wish all videos showed kindness and tolerance as this one does. The diversity we've seen during this video is truly heart warming and makes me feel confident humanity has a bright an happy future where we are able to live and work as one towards the goals that will profit the many.

  • @toddh9429
    @toddh9429 4 роки тому +328

    "Just have a lot of money and accidentally buy India" - Historians, probably

  • @spugggaldon361
    @spugggaldon361 4 роки тому +113

    "we've got torture pits, they're fantastic" - The Spiffing Brit 2019

    • @heyhoe168
      @heyhoe168 4 роки тому

      Are not we happy to have those pits?

    • @HrHaakon
      @HrHaakon 4 роки тому

      We put you in the pits, and then we torture you. It's very literal.

  • @Unknown-fe8lx
    @Unknown-fe8lx 4 роки тому +6

    This video made me start using happy nice words 10/10 would recommend.

  • @infernalelysium7676
    @infernalelysium7676 4 роки тому +5

    Beautiful upload, completely marvelous to say the least.

  • @TheCommunistColin
    @TheCommunistColin 4 роки тому +46

    "Dark Elves don't have any units good at actually fighting"
    wheezes in sisters of slaughter

    • @mangaranwow2543
      @mangaranwow2543 4 роки тому +13

      Maybe Malekith could lend him some gold so he can purchase the DLC ;)

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas 4 роки тому +4

      TheCommunistColin or you know all the other good infantry this guy is high like why does he have a shit army still after a fk ton of turns

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan 4 роки тому +1

      he said at the beginning his goal was to make max amount of money, so if he can be successful with armies filled with low level grunts, why would he spend more money on expensive more elite troops he apparently doesn't need? :) - though I agree that his judgement on offensive capability of the Dark Elves is very faulty

    • @MrAchsas
      @MrAchsas 4 роки тому +2

      @@clefsan well then why does he complain about the auto result when his army is poo poo xD

    • @clefsan
      @clefsan 4 роки тому +3

      if you mean his complaint at about 20:40, I assumed he was complaining that the auto resolve prediction was giving him lower odds to win than he felt he should get, not the result itself. but maybe I misunderstood. though I'll say that some of his comments make me think he may not understand all of the mechanics of the game as well as he should before making such a video.

  • @austinpigott7256
    @austinpigott7256 4 роки тому +18

    Hey spiff when you fought the skaven you were looking at your losses not there's

  • @nathanlall6840
    @nathanlall6840 3 роки тому

    heart warming display of kindness displayed by a adorable kitten and puppy. Wholesome family friendly entertainment.

  • @itmf6565
    @itmf6565 Рік тому +4

    how wonderful this video was to watch! It made me soo happy :)

    • @DsiakMondala
      @DsiakMondala Рік тому

      I love you and I love your family, please be happy forever!

  • @Rudevald
    @Rudevald 4 роки тому +41

    Calling chaos knights "Holy" xD

  • @KBShantuma
    @KBShantuma 4 роки тому +48

    You want a nice word?
    Here have one: "Erdbeerkuchen"
    This is a very nice word.

    • @plastikus28
      @plastikus28 4 роки тому +4

      Lovely word, now I am hungry.

    • @sebastianlodge7549
      @sebastianlodge7549 4 роки тому +1

      Shakara
      strawberry something?

    • @plastikus28
      @plastikus28 4 роки тому +3

      @@sebastianlodge7549 strawberry cake.

    • @reginadea2821
      @reginadea2821 4 роки тому +6

      @@plastikus28 What does it say about the Germans that their word for strawberry includes the word "beer"?

    • @davethompson3326
      @davethompson3326 4 роки тому +1

      @@reginadea2821 Healthy perspective

  • @Dennis-lz9lw
    @Dennis-lz9lw 4 роки тому +4

    "We can go from here, to right over here"
    Shows the only part of the map that's not actually accessible.

  • @EJFreelancer
    @EJFreelancer 3 роки тому +2

    “Are you an unpaid intern? How would you like to be making... EVEN LESS?”
    I know a stack underflow exploit when I see one. Sign me up!

  • @firockfinion3326
    @firockfinion3326 4 роки тому +63

    "Brief foray"
    >Spent like a dozen hours on this video

    • @KorilD
      @KorilD 4 роки тому

      Love that dry British humour.

    • @harrisonedwards9219
      @harrisonedwards9219 4 роки тому +1

      I thought that was a brief foray.

    • @leadpaintchips9461
      @leadpaintchips9461 4 роки тому +3

      That is a brief foray into TW:WH.

    • @iraqiwalker1436
      @iraqiwalker1436 4 роки тому

      In TW:WH, if you spent anything less than 50+ hours, that's a brief foray. Especially when playing a Mortal Empires campaign.

    • @torva360
      @torva360 4 роки тому

      For any total war game, that is brief.

  • @ash36230
    @ash36230 4 роки тому +3

    19:05
    Spiff: * Wipes out an entire army, captures city, gains 1600 more slaves to vastly enforce gold income*
    Game: "Yeah, that's a pyrrhic victory, it wasn't worth winning mate."

    • @wolfsruhm
      @wolfsruhm 4 роки тому

      the way TW calculates victories does not only depend on losses, the amount of ammunition spend and the like also factiors in, imho to much though, but hey, what can you do, when you expend all your ammo wiping put an army with allmost no losses and because those arrows/bolts/bullets are gone you 'lost' half your armies power

  • @davidrowe5437
    @davidrowe5437 4 роки тому

    What a fantastic video full of the following:
    love, puppies, hope, light, love again, two small children laughing, play, warm sunlight streaming, a small fuzzy jumping spider with cute eyes, love yet again, the best cookie recipe you've ever tasted, and a thousand screaming skulls flying through the air that drip blood from their mouths and shoot fire out of the eye sockets.
    Sorry. I tried.

  • @darthkaj8274
    @darthkaj8274 4 роки тому +6

    This video was recommended to me, I can safely say that it is “algorithm”-ic.

  • @Galdenberry_Lamphuck
    @Galdenberry_Lamphuck 4 роки тому +14

    Listening to spiff makes me the happiest underpaid dish miner on the planet.

    • @bruhdude2725
      @bruhdude2725 4 роки тому +2

      People paying tax makes me the happiest empire in the world

  • @uncabob214
    @uncabob214 4 роки тому +20

    "The Dark Elves have no units that are good at fighting."
    Spiff mate, are you aware that the Black Guard of Naggarond and Executioners exist? Seems like a slight oversight there, as those lads are exceptionally fighty.

    • @jct0064
      @jct0064 4 роки тому

      Until you introduce arrows to their bodies.

  • @alexandrejesus8709
    @alexandrejesus8709 4 роки тому

    A very entertaining video, pure teaching, beautiful voice, surprise hiring was the best comment

  • @wastemind
    @wastemind 3 роки тому

    Jolly good, clean family-friendly fun, my good Spiff! Now, please be a true lad and let us see the rat-people's nuclear bomb.
    ... did I mess it up? I messed it up, didn't I? Oh, dear.

  • @MarkoPolo1223
    @MarkoPolo1223 4 роки тому +29

    "comment happy words"
    Here goes:
    happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.

  • @extremedave1775
    @extremedave1775 4 роки тому +45

    Yorkshire tea, literally the nicest thing anyone can say.

    • @_.l4n3
      @_.l4n3 4 роки тому +4

      This comment is the nicest thing I've seen all month. Faith in humanity restored.

    • @Whiterioot
      @Whiterioot 4 роки тому +1

      It's fucking tasty aswell, just bought myself a 50 pack of those mfs.

    • @GG-ee5hm
      @GG-ee5hm 4 роки тому +1

      Yorkshire tea gold is the best

  • @eimaiogatik
    @eimaiogatik 2 роки тому +4

    Thanx for another videos I ve tried this one as well as the Byzantin Empire's exploit in Attila and it's Great

  • @darkspeedsterz
    @darkspeedsterz 4 роки тому +4

    "Happy words"
    "nice words"
    this is nice

  • @steveborodzik2695
    @steveborodzik2695 4 роки тому +149

    happy, entertaining, funny, enjoy, laugh, cute, bright, smart, cozy, positive, upbeat, candid, fun, great, excellent, brilliant, perfect, beautiful, genius, abundant, accepting, earnest, fabulous, fair, genuine, active, beaming, appreciate, inspire, ideal, joy, magnificent, and sublime.

    • @lowerthetone
      @lowerthetone 4 роки тому +16

      And.....
      Balanced.

    • @koontz1154
      @koontz1154 3 роки тому +3

      @@lowerthetone as all things should be

  • @Stevesndkayla218
    @Stevesndkayla218 4 роки тому +5

    I’d like to see Reanu Keeves some more. He’s my role model.

  • @einar_476
    @einar_476 4 роки тому

    Such a cute video, my kids loved it, they even had to show our puppy, and gee do we sure love tea!

  • @2007Shockwave
    @2007Shockwave 4 роки тому +10

    Mug: The preferred term of beer drinkers or the dreaded coffee drinkers.
    *Sips coffee*