TOM SEGURA - OVERDOSE ON HEROIN? (COMEDY REACTION)
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Her: I would’ve spit it out
Him: ya, ya. You always have been a bit of a spitter😂😂
Fatter people have more water in their body as well as larger blood volume. So, if you have a larger blood volume same amount is a smaller percentage of your blood content. Meaning your liver and kidneys don't go over their handling capacity, instead you metabolise it in more time. 😊
I know as I'm one of those fatties 🤣
Outstanding seminar on the most efficient way to meet your local emergency personnel.
Spring break is the best time in college. Everybody goes to the beach, and anything goes. Its totally crazy, look it up on line. West Coast, East Coast, The South, California or go to Cancun, Mexico. Its a right of passage. Fun, fun and more crazy fun and lots of hangovers.
College in the US is pretty much what you make of it. A lot of people I know went to other states, but I didn't have any sports aspirations and I only lived a short drive to my state's primary university anyway, so I stayed back. It was just a happy coincidence my university had one of the top rated biology programs in the country, which was my major my first time around.
Back in the 90s, ecstacy wasn't straight mdma like mollies often are. They were cut with heroin and speed or often based upon those drugs.
MDMA wasn't cut with heroin, that's not true.
@@ShawnATX cut wasn't the right choice of words.
Re: America and University. Each State has public Universities, partially funded by the State. Tuition is cheaper for residents, but out-of-staters are welcome. Each state also has private Unis. From my perspective, American kids want to leave the nest at 19 and re-invent, and many seek some distance. Others go far away of necessity - for quality or specific programs. Two of mine went in-state, but four hours away (for a recognized program, then the other trailed her), and one went 500 miles away to a top 5 Uni. But was accepted to two top Unis on the other coast, 2700 miles away.
Heck yeah. Tom is too great at punch lines and stories. Thanks for reacting to it!
If you ever get a chance to watch his full special, it's full on! This particular comedy special is for comics sharing their drug or darkest moments of their life. Cheers!
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I somehow avoided overdosing myself in all my years of active addiction. I have several years clean now and I have lost many friends and some family members to the disease of addiction including my sister and a guy I sponsored for several years pretty recently. Many people survive an overdose today with the help of Narcan but a lot of people still don't. Segura is a beast. I love his comedy. This was really funny and very well told.
In U. S. University, Spring break now toggles within four weeks around Easter. Three months summer break, but also three class sessions during summer. Winter break is a week prior to Christmas and goes till end of January. Winter clasx session offered, too.
College and University schedules run as follows:
Late August to late December is the Fall semester. Students get off from school for Thanksgiving (Last Thursday in November) and then must return to school until December 23.
From Christmas until mid January is Winter Break.
The Spring Semester runs from January 20 to May 20. Around March or April all schools close for a week called Spring Break. After classes end in May all schools are closed for the Summer until the end of August when the Fall Semester starts again.
There may be a few changes to the above schedule depending on the state where the school is located. The above schedule was my schedule in New York State when I was at college/university in the 1990s.
You guys should definitely check out the live shows of Tom and Christinas podcast Your Mom's House, preferably watched with the whole family gathered
Unlike Mark, Cardinal isn't stingy.
Perfect and educational show Jean
Lol
Where are the bodies Garth?
😊
Please react to Theo Von’s “Me and Darryl Strawberry” stand up! It’s hilarious
Not everyone in the US goes away to college. I went to college 42 miles from my mom's apartment. My sister went to college 3,000 away. It all depends. And we didn't live in a small town. We lived in Long Beach, CA.
But you do get a 4 day weekend for Thanksgiving, so many of the people who do go away to college come home for the holiday. The semester break is just a few weeks after, so just people just wait and go home for Christmas.
No one “has to” go away in the states. In most major cities there are local colleges and universities. Some kids choose to go away for the experience but many kids stay local. Im from Philadelphia and there are several universities and colleges in my immediate area but I chose to go away to school in Atlanta, GA.
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Here's another some good stories for you both guys to react of Tom Segura skits stories are Doctor Dick , The Key to Marriage, My Dad told me a Lie, and Steven Seagal. Can't wait for you guys to react his skits soon.
That's right, you guys got it exactly! I forgot you guys have summer at the end of the year
Well i guess i landed second but you should check out "bikes" by him as well enjoy yalls reactions
I second that!! That's one of his best 👍😁
BIKES!!
There are 2 versions. This one is the best IMO. The other has him on stage.
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@@ufc4me07 this is the best one
More comedy Tom segura, Gabriel iglesias fluffy. You guys have been on a roll
Another great bit from that show is very kreischer's "Anne frank house." That and anything Ali Saddiq did
I was a 40 minute drive from my college so I commuted from home.
80 minutes driving a day for a couple years until I moved in with my friend that lived a little closer.
College is definitely what you make of it.
This Isn't Happening is a cool show where all of the comedians tell a true story, in case you don't know. There is some gold in there.
You two are awesome!!!! I love watching your videos and I'm extremely excited for our second date haha.
The intro with the summer breaks made me laugh so hard! Y’all are on the southern part of the globe remember? Our summer is June to September
Love you guys, from Connecticut, USA
His spanish podcast is hilarious as well.
Kat is Wonderful! And what's his name is ok, too.
Lol. I can’t believe you just asked her if she spits or swallows lmao
so fall semester ends in early December, spring semester starts in beguiling of January, and. ends in april or may. you can take classes over summer. then fall semester starts like mid august for college
“You’ve never done drugs.” As she laughs and looks into the camera, looking like a deer in the headlights….. 🤣🤣🤣
Although Australia is huge, isn't most of the population on one coast or the other mostly? The thing most people don't realize about the states is that the actual states are very spread out. We don't go to other countries often because travel from Texas to New York could take many hours on a plane. Many students don't travel home because it costs a lot of money to travel. If they do, they'll drive for DAYS to get home, spend a couple days - maybe a week - then drive back to be at school.
In addition to what everyone else is saying about the American university schedule, most universities offer a January term or a May term. In that term, you can take one class over the course of 3-4 weeks to take care of a graduation requirement. You don't get a break like everyone else, but you can graduate sooner or lighten the course load for the fall/spring semesters.
I went to uni about 500 miles(805 km) from my parents' home. So I lived in the dormitories for my first two years and then 3 friends and I got an apartment very close to campus for my 3rd and 4th years. But yeah, I would generally travel back to my parents' place for Thanksgiving, Christmas, Spring Break, and Summers. But in my last couple of years, I did Spring break in Florida and stayed close to campus during summers.
69’ing Is Overrated, is a must Tom Segura reaction.
Moral of the story is anything outside of weed and cigarettes don't trust a dealer off the streets.
Please react to:
“Bert learns to dance to Post Malone’s Wow”
Then
“Bert Kreischer reacts to Tom Segura’s dance video.”
I sadly can say I have been there, waking up in hospital after and it is weird. You come in and out of consciousness. You can hear the nurses but it's a whole different experience.
100% this story applies to American college
You should react to Joey Diaz sister hyacinth
Love you guys
With love from the USA
You’re reaction to “no, Buddy, just disappointed,” was my exact reaction the first time I saw this. That’s so much worse than them being mad.
like sniffing Ajax on Cheech and Chong
Such a perfect cup. Kat is soooooo . Perfect couple
Liked the "Mr. Mackey" impression 😁
If you get the chance, you should react to Kyle Kinane. "When baseball turns disastrous" is a great intro to his comedy. He's a great story teller!
The guy you’re talking about with the Vice on his testicles, wrote a book called: “Diary of a Viagra Fiend”. I met him, interesting guy
6:45 😂😂why not
They look like they are living in big brother house form like 15 years ago
Good One, lol
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2:04 - Damn you!!!! You made me check my Discord! lol
Join ours haha
Jessa Reed's meth pee story is a must see. Also from This is Not Happening.
You should def check out more of "this is not happening" some seeiously great bits on there. One of my favorites is, Ian Edwards mushrooms!
You should definitely watch more clips from "this is not happening"
Good stuff.
That story you told was nuts. Hee hee
Just go into your kitchen cupboard and drink whatever is in there. My medical advice for the day xD
my buddy left twelve acid tabs in the freezer and next day they melted so we drank the water ontop of alcohol and puff
so i decided to clean the outside of my flat windows on the fourth floor
Just subscribed, would be fun if you did some more of Louis ck tho :) Try some of his new materials!
You need to see Tom's Pac Man Jones storybits great!!.. that show is no longer around.. That's Not Happening.. great show where comedians go on and tell true life stories... holy shit there is so so so many great stories that is worth checking out.
"Don't blur it"
Is it bad that this causes me to just be amazed at the fact that Chris Farley managed to die of an overdose at his weight and what that must have taken?
I just made the subscribe button my new guy😂
HAha. Just takin’ it out for coffee and maybe a pastry. Not putting rings on it or anything haha 🙌🏻
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My drug (anti-drug course) was taught by an ER nurse who was REALLY graphic. She described a baby sitter who got high on PCP and put the baby in the oven and turned it on. To say we were horrified by just the description is an understatement. She described MANY horrifying things. The drug addict who stuck a light bulb in his anus which broke and punctured his intestine and barely lived and on-and-on. I was afraid to take aspirin after that course.
You guys should check out Josh Wolf best practical joke
Yes! That one is hilarious!
We did. here you go
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Yall would like Dave Landeau from this same show.
Small public service announcement here folks. If you ever find that you've passed out with a vice on your dangly bits, it may be time to stop and reevaluate your life choices. Just saying.
Check out Taylor Tomlinson, she slays.
you have to react to joey diaz
You guys should check out THIS IS NOT HAPPENING: Louie Anderson My brother the Safecracker. Love ya!
if you are actually going to do drugs always test ur stuff you can buy a testing kit online
Anyone else think Kat looks a bit like lila from dexter?
If you wanna do drugs, just stay away from the powder family!! Stick to weed and alcohol and you'll be fine!
Sex Ed and Drug Ed should be your sexy and hippie alter egos respectively
I had a double dose of GHB and it put me away, HARD. Down in Florida, we had the powdered GHB, a LONG time ago, before it became the date rape drug. And I'd be at a strip club, and the girls would have a little spoonful of this powdered stuff, not yet mixed with water or anything, and then go up and dance.
It was............different. Back then.
One of the only benefits of being fat!
Kat is the most beautiful woman in reaction videos. I am in love with her.
Hello^^ you should check out Jimmy Carr^^
heroine is cheap here, coke can be pricey. most drugs are actually pretty cheap in the street pretty sad.
If you get a chance react to Jessa Reed, “meth piss”. You won’t be disappointed, and I’d definitely appreciate it.
dont do drug just drink whatever u have at home lmao. alcohol is worse than weed tho
Y’all should listen to his story about Pac-Man. It’s pretty damn good. ua-cam.com/video/MTP9Vvaclp4/v-deo.html
My brother ovordosed on heroin in 1991.
I'm still trying to cope with it.
Hate this reaction
i find it really inra sting watching your relationship turn into a dark deep cave of a divorce for youtube. hopefully you didnt poop your trousers m8.
i like the dude but the woman is anoying.
In keeping with the Comedy Central theme I would highly recommend Jessa Reed - Meth Pee. ua-cam.com/video/VcMIeyjggbM/v-deo.html&ab_channel=ComedyCentral