JOEY DIAZ REACTION - SISTER HYACINTH (child abuse?)

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  • @dperry203
    @dperry203 2 роки тому +8

    He was talking about $500 bills. They were still in circulation back then. Now the $500 and $1000 bills are rare and very collectible and are worth way more than face value so you don’t see them anymore in circulation. They stopped printing them in 1934. He’s saying the bookie would claim to only have those large bills so people would make another bet and lose.

  • @shabut
    @shabut 2 роки тому +39

    He has a legit Coke heart, his valves work harder than the first dude who ran the marathon.

  • @jamesadkins9904
    @jamesadkins9904 2 роки тому +66

    That's mild for him. There's one where he tells the story of the time he kidnapped a hooker. That one is insane.

    • @IvanKiselyvov
      @IvanKiselyvov 7 місяців тому +2

      He has crazy stories. I really like the one from when he used to beat up and rob gay men and he got beat up 😂

    • @Jimbow-sz9kh
      @Jimbow-sz9kh 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@IvanKiselyvovthe best thing about that story is when Brendan Shaub of all people asked him on a podcast about it and without missing a beat he's like "yeah and I got beat tf up by one" 💀

    • @IvanKiselyvov
      @IvanKiselyvov 6 місяців тому

      @@Jimbow-sz9kh yeah. That was hilarious hahah

  • @Drescher1984
    @Drescher1984 2 роки тому +14

    Joey Diaz is also in the Adam Sandler remake of the Longest Yard. "Can of corn, and I'll be fine, can of corn."

  • @jamedraa8472
    @jamedraa8472 Рік тому +9

    "If someone's hitting you, make them regret it...." sounds like good parenting to me. My great grandmother, grandparents & parents were very anti bully. "You won't be a bully, & you won't be bullied."

    • @dekudude8888
      @dekudude8888 10 місяців тому +2

      My mom said something similar. She heard about me getting bullied when I was like 11 and said "Listen to me, son. You gotta put your foot down and let them know you're not an easy target" Which was the best advice because a football tackle and a nasty elbow later, they backed off and didn't pick on me again

  • @eriksand9262
    @eriksand9262 2 роки тому +21

    Kat looked so proud when you said you never got fiddled. How adorable! 🤣🤣

  • @jaydesoto1309
    @jaydesoto1309 2 роки тому +6

    20:30 We see 100 dollar bills all the time, however there are a lot of people that make counterfeits of larger bills such as 50s and 100s. That is why they inspected your money to see if it was real. You'll see a lot of cashiers in America hold money up to the light because real bills are water marked. They also use pens where the ink will change colors to tell you if the bill is real or fake.

    • @05weasel
      @05weasel Рік тому +1

      And often we just don’t want to deal with them especially for small purchases because of the inconvenience. I.e. we know other people don’t want to deal with $100’s lol

  • @sorde21
    @sorde21 2 роки тому +23

    Your parents mirror mine. My dad grew up in an irish family in 1940 with a blue collar father, my mom in a german farming family. Dad never drank or hit us b/c of his dad, while my MOM would lose it every once in a while and literally break wooden spoons over our heads. My brother and I look back on it laughing.

    • @jdooley1982
      @jdooley1982 Рік тому

      Mom broke a wooden spoon over my backside once and I started laughing, she was none too impressed. 🤣

  • @LeethLee1
    @LeethLee1 2 роки тому +11

    His stories are highest tier! What a personality

  • @sickturret3587
    @sickturret3587 2 роки тому +10

    uncle joey rarely disappoints.

  • @CaptAlCaboose
    @CaptAlCaboose 2 роки тому +3

    Wait, can you two read my mind?! I was about to ask for this last video but forgot, and bam here it is!

  • @lewisfender318
    @lewisfender318 Рік тому +2

    Joey Diaz is the best story teller. My favorite is True Friendship at a Memorial Service

  • @moodfm5673
    @moodfm5673 2 роки тому +28

    all of joeys stories on this show are amazing, some of them about his mother and his godmother get really sad but he keeps it funny you guys should give it a go (just look up this is not happening joey diaz and pick one they are all on youtube).

  • @GENXleaningright
    @GENXleaningright 2 роки тому +1

    Here i am again guys loving more of your videos

  • @kamyk1v
    @kamyk1v 2 роки тому +3

    Joey Diaz One Legged Woman is the best thing ever

  • @TheWhatman21
    @TheWhatman21 2 роки тому +2

    I grew up in the same area and towns as he did about 10 years behind him. love his stories, It brings be back to the normal days hahaha

  • @akuone4200
    @akuone4200 2 роки тому +7

    I just love all your reaction bits guys, great job :)

  • @tachometer-flac
    @tachometer-flac Рік тому +2

    There used to be $500 dollar bills in the US. My aunt asked if I ever seen one and showed me. But lots of people had money back then and the economy was good. So I only saw one once when I was a kid.

  • @michaelhxhdhdjdj
    @michaelhxhdhdjdj 5 місяців тому +1

    Thats so lucky u got too see him live!

  • @nikola7802
    @nikola7802 2 роки тому +2

    I can watch reactions of Joey Diaz every night

  • @pooman3138
    @pooman3138 2 роки тому +3

    Joey Diaz True Friendship is funny and a great story

  • @armpit_farts7327
    @armpit_farts7327 Рік тому +1

    I cant beleive you guys saw him. Im jealous. I live in the same fucking country and havent gotten to see him lmao. Also the Comedy store is basically a random draw, you go that night and you get who shows up. The fact that you got to see him, specifically, is AMAZING.

  • @jonchicoine
    @jonchicoine 2 роки тому +14

    Kat’s smile absolutely lights up the room!

    • @timhefty504
      @timhefty504 2 роки тому

      The room must be pitch black then because it's pretty dim in there lol

  • @robertparshall6807
    @robertparshall6807 2 роки тому +3

    Yesssss, uncle joey! The rest of his "this is not happening" bits are also amazing! You guys should check them out.

  • @PaisanVinnJK
    @PaisanVinnJK Рік тому +2

    He was trying to say that the bookie would say he only had $500 dollar bills

  • @odemusvonkilhausen
    @odemusvonkilhausen Рік тому +1

    The US did print $500 bills at one time, and they are still legal tender, although they are also worth more than face value since they were discontinued.

  • @johnhannah3999
    @johnhannah3999 2 роки тому +5

    One of the top three legendary funniest guys on the planet and totally real . Please react to some of his Joe rogan, Tom segura podcast story's they're brilliant

  • @candacegeorge8932
    @candacegeorge8932 Рік тому +2

    We use to have $500 bills but they were discontinued in the 60s

  • @thereallyst
    @thereallyst 2 роки тому +3

    You've got the see the one with Ali Siddiq, "Prison Riot" and "Mitchell". Also Kathleen Madigan's...

  • @markmcelvania6784
    @markmcelvania6784 2 роки тому +8

    do his true friendship at a memorial service one please!

  • @andrewparry1665
    @andrewparry1665 2 роки тому +1

    Loved your reaction, loved the story

  • @alexhartman6144
    @alexhartman6144 2 роки тому +4

    Please do Joey Diaz "True meaning of friendship at a memorial service" :)

  • @johnberg9497
    @johnberg9497 2 роки тому +2

    comedian Sam Kinison is also one who looks like he would die from a heart attack during his screaming bits

  • @g-pa-Rok-n-Tok
    @g-pa-Rok-n-Tok 2 роки тому +2

    The Roos Slay Again!
    Nice headphones, lol 🤙

  • @jeremyrios7894
    @jeremyrios7894 2 роки тому +4

    As always great reaction you guys definitely have to check out Joey Diaz with the one legged woman @ your mom's house podcast

  • @pluckyducky7728
    @pluckyducky7728 2 роки тому +3

    Coco!! Omg glad your on the This is Not happening shows haha... please do Annie Lederman on that show her Camp story is Great!!!

  • @GenAries11
    @GenAries11 2 роки тому +1

    You got an automatic "Like" from me just because you're reacting to this story 😆

  • @hidilydidily8963
    @hidilydidily8963 2 роки тому +2

    More Joey!!!! Also we check $100 and $20 bills because of counterfeit money.

  • @donatof3431
    @donatof3431 7 місяців тому

    I had this nun as a teacher, lol, they transferred her to my grammar school in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn after this incident

  • @swinn848
    @swinn848 Рік тому

    We actually do have $500 bills in the states. They are mostly used bank to bank but occasionally you will see them

  • @BrotherClint-eg7vf
    @BrotherClint-eg7vf 2 роки тому

    America used to have 500, 1000, and 10,000 dollar bills. More recently they went to 100 being the highest bill. He was actually referring to a $500.00 bill.

  • @cosplayprincess
    @cosplayprincess 2 роки тому +1

    Saludos!
    So glad you guys reacted to uncle Joey!

  • @patm69037
    @patm69037 Рік тому

    Joey Diaz is the best you guys should react to some more of his stand up comedy for sure.

  • @elischultes6587
    @elischultes6587 2 роки тому

    Joey talking about Ralphie May giving Mathew McConaughey grief is a riot.

  • @user-xj2sm3xd5l
    @user-xj2sm3xd5l Рік тому

    Americans actually see a TON of hundred dollar bills. The reason that every cashier checks them is because 100's and 50's are the most commonly counterfeited bills

  • @Rah1381
    @Rah1381 2 роки тому

    I always support a Joey Diaz reactor!

  • @martin8829
    @martin8829 2 роки тому +1

    Yes I check it out later Joey is the best you guys have a great journey ahead

  • @someperson6053
    @someperson6053 2 роки тому

    Doug Stanhope's story "Be Careful What You Wish For" from this show is also well worth watching.

  • @Mr.wednesdayallfather
    @Mr.wednesdayallfather Рік тому

    funny because in the seventies when he's talking about it it's actually when they stop making the $500 bill as well as the thousand-dollar bill

  • @andrewward9183
    @andrewward9183 2 роки тому

    Uncle Joey is too good 🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewjohnson6835
    @matthewjohnson6835 2 роки тому

    His story about doing heroin from This is Not Happening is bonkers too, and has a more wholesome ending than you would expect.

  • @jmango2636
    @jmango2636 Місяць тому

    Canada used to have $1000 bills 🇨🇦

  • @HalkerVeil
    @HalkerVeil 2 роки тому

    I mean I kind of understand where they are coming from about the headphones. 1 earbud is like listening to half the song. We don't have mono music anymore. XD

  • @MelbourneAlan
    @MelbourneAlan 2 роки тому +1

    15:26 damb ED that limerick blood is showing.

  • @SP-uh3cl
    @SP-uh3cl Місяць тому

    Damn it I miss you guys.

  • @ghost15214
    @ghost15214 2 роки тому +3

    Please do more joey diaz

  • @timhefty504
    @timhefty504 2 роки тому +1

    Eddy boy being a GQ model with the haircut and the shirt with a sleeve pocket that only exists so you can say you have a shirt with a sleeve pocket

  • @stuckinaloop6637
    @stuckinaloop6637 2 роки тому

    There are actually 500 dollar bills but cant use it except at banks and are mostly reserved for bank to bank uses.

  • @joud1436
    @joud1436 2 роки тому +2

    I'm way to early 🤣

  • @RipPimpCScrewstonTX
    @RipPimpCScrewstonTX Місяць тому

    15:18 😅 I'm Mexican. It would be a gang fight everytime if I had to fight for every relative

  • @henryhamer3319
    @henryhamer3319 2 роки тому

    Now you’ve got headphones, it’s time to get in the beatbox train… codfish is an Aussie so anything of his stuff is a good place to start!

  • @cobblehills1113
    @cobblehills1113 8 місяців тому

    17.00 best part

  • @rashadwalker8218
    @rashadwalker8218 2 роки тому

    U have to do his one legged woman story

  • @tapoemt3995
    @tapoemt3995 2 місяці тому

    Late but 5 100 dollar bills. In the 70's they weren't overly common and lots of places couldn't break them right away so they became a pain to have.

  • @memelord3117
    @memelord3117 2 роки тому +1

    Yasssssss uncle joey!

  • @mikeferris408
    @mikeferris408 2 роки тому

    Yr mic volume is good.. yr videos.. the volume is always very very low! But i love the channel, n i do watch anyways.

  • @vincethafoolio744
    @vincethafoolio744 2 роки тому

    You should watch true friendship by Joey Diaz you’ll love it

  • @bryanbee1604
    @bryanbee1604 2 роки тому +1

    The 500 dollar bit I’m pretty sure he means the dude that is supposed to pay you, pays you half. Says he can pay you the other half next week, then boom. you lost and gotta pay him. Either way he had your money(or a part of it) he would just lie that he only has Half 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @vinsgraphics
    @vinsgraphics 2 роки тому

    I went to a Christian Brothers boy’s boarding school in Queensland, early 80s. There was never word of any “untoward activity” between the Brothers and the kids. The Brothers saved my life, quite literally (bad bullying situation, they stepped up and kicked the prick out).
    Corporal punishment was still a thing, though. The Brothers had the “Jack,” a foot-long flat piece of rubber about an inch thick. You got that on your hand, you knew all about it for hours after. I got it just once.
    The Rector (principal) had his own Jack that (legend has it) was made from strips of leather sewn together, with hacksaw blades between to keep it stiff.
    Still, a dozen of those would have been a walk in the park compared to the old man and the stepmother.

  • @mikeconti4360
    @mikeconti4360 2 роки тому

    Uncle Joey is the Greatest!!!

  • @manuele.itriagom.728
    @manuele.itriagom.728 2 роки тому

    The problem today is that kids don't get hit enough 😆

  • @Mr.wednesdayallfather
    @Mr.wednesdayallfather Рік тому +2

    I will say he's right about Italians though thank God for them my school that I went to it wasn't necessarily a bad school but you had kids that got in fights one of us would pull a knife every now and then one day I got stabbed twice once in the abdomen and once in the shoulder because they were idiots and didn't know where to stab me next thing I know to Italian kids that I knew in school come out with baseball bats and it's like the freaking scene Goodfellas where they're trying to get the money out of the guy

  • @williamswiniuch7527
    @williamswiniuch7527 2 роки тому

    Anyone else want to see her reaction to one legged woman by him?

  • @il94z12
    @il94z12 2 роки тому

    Joey Diaz is fucking hilarious

  • @raymonds7492
    @raymonds7492 2 роки тому

    Who here got the switch growing up.

  • @rprovasoli
    @rprovasoli 2 роки тому +2

    this is not happening is such a great series, try Big Jay Oakerson, Men seeking men

  • @martin8829
    @martin8829 2 роки тому +1

    Check out Doug Stanhope afterlife ( about his moms suicide) and also his clip Jews

  • @dennsal7263
    @dennsal7263 Рік тому

    Yes 500$ bills as well as 1,000$ bills existed.

  • @inspectahmetal7978
    @inspectahmetal7978 2 роки тому

    I did the same thing in America with the hundreds.
    You gotta remember all there money looks alike. So their staff is extra careful to make sure they are taking in a hundred before giving you change
    Also they would be counterfeiting them too I’d imagine.
    But so true about there reactions to hundreds. It shocked me at first too

    • @NadaEspamo
      @NadaEspamo Рік тому

      They're looking for fake bills. We can tell our bills apart at a glance, same as you with your monopoly money. The patterns are different.

  • @skasc8623
    @skasc8623 2 роки тому

    Check out “Canada’s Dark Secret”

  • @lecurymccray5804
    @lecurymccray5804 2 роки тому

    Do Ali sadiq( Mexicans got on boots)prison story

  • @cobblehills1113
    @cobblehills1113 8 місяців тому

    17.05 best

  • @xxraddrummerxx
    @xxraddrummerxx 2 роки тому

    uncle joey all day.

  • @jasonmitchell43
    @jasonmitchell43 2 роки тому +1

    He's saying 500 $1 bills

  • @jefffowler2587
    @jefffowler2587 2 роки тому

    We see hundreds all the time.. It wasn't long ago they had $500 bills

  • @kingjellybean9795
    @kingjellybean9795 2 роки тому

    I'd like to see you react to the state of your country. Not being a jerk but God damn it seems like a authoritarian hellscape

  • @chrisroberts6589
    @chrisroberts6589 2 роки тому

    Have you ever listened to Rodney Carrington. He's pretty funny

  • @gabrielpadilla7839
    @gabrielpadilla7839 2 роки тому +2

    My parents were born in the 40s and they raised me in70s SOCAL Mexican Catholicism and I was never ever hit by ANY adult;my mom condemns hitting children 👍

  • @mome_19c26
    @mome_19c26 2 роки тому

    React to lavell Crawford.u won’t regret it.

  • @mikeconti4360
    @mikeconti4360 2 роки тому

    Watch the JRE with him and Tom Segura - "funniest story"

    • @mikeconti4360
      @mikeconti4360 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/OfRywggmJA4/v-deo.html
      There's the link

  • @ohsap123
    @ohsap123 2 роки тому

    Ok

  • @brijones
    @brijones 2 роки тому

    listen to his pizza delivery story your partner may get a bit red faced

  • @wagner_woodworks
    @wagner_woodworks 2 роки тому

    Diaz is what people call a comedian’s comedian. Everyone seems to find him funny I don’t think he’s good at all. Love your videos though. Check out more bill burr, Louis ck, Theo von. I don’t think you’ve done any Todd Barry yet.

  • @cheekychunks6952
    @cheekychunks6952 2 роки тому +1

    Bill burr plastic surgery and people need lotion it's one video