I'm A Star is an Incoherent MESS | Wish Review

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  • @brainless_mastermind
    @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +311

    What do you guys think of Brainy? SHE'S CUTE RIGHT

  • @amazonbaba3195
    @amazonbaba3195 5 місяців тому +940

    the way “GROWS a pine from a seed” would be instantly better than “TURNS a pine from a seed”

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 5 місяців тому +46

      I always assume they're going to then sing "to a tree" or something similar. Like they mentioned seeds but not what they turn into

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому

      ​@@iluvchess14736pine tree

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому +6

      "turns a pine from a seed" sounds like someone speaking English with their first language being something like Swedish, Russian, Norweigen or Spanish

    • @iluvchess14736
      @iluvchess14736 4 місяці тому

      @@Xeorboom why those languages specifically? Is it some svo order thing?

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому

      @@iluvchess14736 they're confusing to me
      then again... I am part Welsh...

  • @Echodot04
    @Echodot04 5 місяців тому +655

    The sad part is you can feel the concept of what could’ve been.. the evil couple, soulmates, possibly a mute character (starboy), a ‘princess’ or whatever who could’ve been an apprentice, some decent songs (especially seeing the original versions of knowing what I know now and at all costs in my opinion), a good story about revolution including a female lead in a Disney movie who is also a woman of color.. it’s just upsetting seeing what it really could’ve been

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +123

      It is upsetting, I do feel like I would genuinely have liked the star boy/asha thing they had going on, but honestly my faith in Disney is so low that I don't know if I believe they could have pulled it off

    • @Echodot04
      @Echodot04 5 місяців тому +61

      To me, you could’ve pulled the fact that star boy is a literal star so he may not fully understand proper grammar and such.. just pulling that for one song (star’s) and it would fit if the other songs were normal and better sounding or if during this song, Asha was possibly correcting the phrases as Star kinda tries to explain that maybe Asha is also made of stardust and magical.

    • @Echodot04
      @Echodot04 5 місяців тому +22

      If I were to make this story.. I’d make it essentially a love story where the kingdom is separated by magic users and non magic users who rely on them. Asha who is Magnifico’s apprentice, finds out how her friends (non magic users) are treated and confronts the monarchs where they decide to use their power to take away her magic and leave her defenseless. She talks to her father and finds Star and they plan together to revolt against the king and queen who have begun to make the magic users powerless and imprisoned them, so they get their stardust back in the end and Asha becomes a sort of mage but doesn’t exactly take the role and instead wants to stay with Star. The end :P

    • @Echodot04
      @Echodot04 5 місяців тому +10

      @@brainless_mastermind Yeah; I’m scared that even if they kept their concept personalities that they’d make Star boy too peppy in general in like a toxic positivity way and Asha too pessimistic in a ‘we’re all doomed’ kind of way that would’ve been just upsetting.. I am glad to see the fanbase taking the messy cake and making a new batch of cake pops from it (I hope that made sense. Sorry if these are long btw, I love ranting and your wish videos are really fun to listen to.)

    • @Victoria-_
      @Victoria-_ 5 місяців тому +1

      Right??

  • @StrangerInTheSnow
    @StrangerInTheSnow 5 місяців тому +348

    The thing that hurts me the most about the use of the word shareholders is that out of ALL of the words that exist for ‘togetherness’, shareholders was the best they could come up with. It’s just so… corporate.
    Shareholders is also a business only term and shouldn’t be used to refer to the universe as the UNIVERSE IS NOT A COMPANY NOR DO WE OWN PARTS OF IT. WE EXIST IN IT ON ITS OWN TERMS.

    • @lexfordjackenstiresirjacke2082
      @lexfordjackenstiresirjacke2082 5 місяців тому +23

      I haven't watched Wish, but I recently watched Disney's "The Grasshopper and the Ants" and, man, Wish seems like it's saying the Grasshopper was right when he said "the world owed everyone a living".

    • @zigzagintrusion
      @zigzagintrusion 5 місяців тому +43

      It’s very telling as to Disney’s corporate view of the world, but it also just does not go with the setting at all. This is a huge problem in _Wish,_ like when Magnífico says, “Peep the name”….

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 4 місяці тому +3

      Makes sense. This is just another one of their movies that just so happens to be on their 100th year. Gotta please the shareholders!

    • @e5858
      @e5858 4 місяці тому +1

      @@fandroid6491Wish definitely did not please the shareholders

  • @Croclover431
    @Croclover431 5 місяців тому +430

    "Watch out world here I ARE."
    Brb gonna die methinks

    • @galacticknight55544
      @galacticknight55544 4 місяці тому +14

      That line was most likely put in there on purpose. The writers probably thought it would be funny instead of cringe.

    • @shaneyzamora2525
      @shaneyzamora2525 4 місяці тому +14

      It could have been, here WE are, and it would have been perfectly fine, so I can't help, but feel like this was AI and no one bothered to double check, or very done on purpose.

    • @kristinahuchison2511
      @kristinahuchison2511 4 місяці тому +5

      @@galacticknight55544well, it completely flops as a joke because the deer is supposed to be an Easter egg of Bambi. Bambi is NOT a funny movie or character, he’s pretty smart and curious who becomes a leader at the end of the movie.

  • @boo9781
    @boo9781 5 місяців тому +769

    “Do you ever wonder why seeds turn into pines?”
    “Actually yeah, why is that?”
    “You’re a star”
    “What…”
    “Did we blow your mind????”
    This cannot be fr I swear

    • @zigzagintrusion
      @zigzagintrusion 5 місяців тому +67

      LOL, that’s literally how the conversation went. This is such a strange song.

    • @jackdog06
      @jackdog06 5 місяців тому +127

      “Here’s a fun allegory”
      “Oh allegories are fun, what is it?”
      “It gets me excitatory”
      “Never heard that word before but sure what is it?”
      “It might sink in in the morning”
      “Well we won’t know until you actually say it”
      “We are our own origin story”
      “That’s… that’s not an allegory”
      “If I’m explaining this poorly-“
      *”Y O U A R E”*

    • @Falkflip
      @Falkflip 4 місяці тому +55

      ​@@jackdog06
      "Well, just let star do it for me."
      "He doesn't speak..."
      "This might sink in in the morning."
      "Why would this suddenly make sense in the morning? Why do you have to explain this in phrases that only make sense at a specific time of day??"
      "WE ARE OUR OWN ORIGIN STORY!
      "..."

    • @fandroid6491
      @fandroid6491 4 місяці тому +5

      And kids, this is NOT how you write a poem. Just because words look like they rhyme DOESN'T mean that they rhyme

    • @gserulle323
      @gserulle323 2 місяці тому +2

      What is 1+1?
      Answer: You're a star!
      BOOM! DID WE JUST BLOW YOUR MINE

  • @theceo8738
    @theceo8738 5 місяців тому +386

    The funny thing is, as an academic, I would only use excitatory as "the excitatory hormone..." or "It is excitatory." I would NEVER use it to describe a person. Its like the word 'female': female human is correct but it sounds really awful and disconnected. Thats a good word for it: disconnected. It doesn't sound academic, it just makes you sound like an alien.

    • @Joana_Solà
      @Joana_Solà 5 місяців тому +40

      I was looking for someone who said this! But it's not that excitatory just sounds disconnected, it's incorrect to use it in this context. For an emotion the correct noun is excitment, and for cells, neurons, etc. it's excitation. The example in the dictionary was literally excitatory neuron. So the words are not interchangable. The songwriter only used it for the rhyme.
      They also have different antonyms (indifferent vs inhibitory).
      Also, in my native language, Spanish, excitatory neuron sounds almost the same, as most scientific words do (neurona excitatoria), but to be excited is completely different (estar emocionado/a). It just makes it clearer that you can't just change one word for the other

    • @theceo8738
      @theceo8738 5 місяців тому +4

      @@Joana_Solà I felt like it was incorrect when I saw it but couldn't explain it. Because, for a simpler example: it makes me blue. So technically an adjective works purely grammatically, but that suffix -tory feels extremely wrong.

    • @mh56487
      @mh56487 4 місяці тому +12

      "Excitatory" is a word I only ever hear when talking about molecular biology/physics. As in; the atom enters an excitatory state. Excitatory is a quality of something that leaps out from a system, like an electron jumping from an atom when provided energy, which leaves the atom in an excitatory state. Its not at all the same as "excited" as in being happy or surprised

    • @theceo8738
      @theceo8738 4 місяці тому +2

      @@mh56487 absolutely. I've only seen it in papers about the endocrine system. It's not a word you use about people.

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 4 місяці тому +5

      Wish lyrics trying to fit in random words for their pop songs:
      “Female ladies and male men, presenting is now, the presentation is happening”

  • @riverofstars3287
    @riverofstars3287 5 місяців тому +123

    “Satirize pseudointellectuals” would be killer lyrics

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +24

      What can I say I'm a musical genius

    • @VaatiOfDarkness
      @VaatiOfDarkness 3 місяці тому

      Satirize pseudointellectuals, they're all so boring and ineffectual...

  • @lacrossestick132
    @lacrossestick132 4 місяці тому +106

    “Watch out world here I are” is probably the worst line in the movie, and that says a lot in a movie that contains lines such as “peep the name, I’m magnificent”, “I let you live here for free and I don’t even charge you rent”, and “throw caution to every warning sign”

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  4 місяці тому +18

      Yeah, it's honestly a toss up for me, it would be fun to go through and rank the lines from worst to.. least worst lol

    • @goodguyamr6996
      @goodguyamr6996 7 днів тому

      funny that two of the lines you picked are from the same song

    • @lacrossestick132
      @lacrossestick132 7 днів тому

      @ lol those were the worst lines I could think of off the top of my head, just goes to show how bad This Is The Thanks I Get was

  • @nicssocks
    @nicssocks 5 місяців тому +180

    another thing that bugs me: why is the goat like “wait so ur dust is my dust?!” after already claiming to “have known the entire time”?

    • @PDragonBabyUO
      @PDragonBabyUO 4 місяці тому

      OH YEAH
      Yet another example of the animals trying desperately to convince us they're smarter than they are lol

    • @CCABPSacsach
      @CCABPSacsach 4 місяці тому +11

      The plot forgot to include him so he forgot his own character

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu 5 місяців тому +122

    I just realized that they could have said “We eat the leaves and they absorb the sun” rather than “We eat the leaves and they eat the sun. WHAT ARE YOU DOING DISNEY?!?!?

  • @nikibogwater6598
    @nikibogwater6598 5 місяців тому +272

    The second definition of "eloquent" is (if I recall correctly) one of those definitions that sort of fell out of use in the last century or so. Like how "queer" used to be an old-fashioned word for "unusual or odd," but is now pretty much exclusively used in the context of describing sexualities. So no, I'm not letting Disney off the hook for this use of eloquent, especially since the word "elegant" would be much more intuitive for English-speakers of today.
    (edit) I want that movie about the kidnapped gerbil now.

    • @varying-quality-creations
      @varying-quality-creations 5 місяців тому +40

      Especially since also eloquent and elegant are the same number of syllables. So they could have just traded it out and it would have been fine.
      Also, elegant would have sounded better anyway. Something about the word eloquent just doesn't work in that line, regardless of what the definition is.

    • @insulttothehumanrace3807
      @insulttothehumanrace3807 5 місяців тому +30

      Also going off the eloquent as in "expressive", I wouldn't call swaying in the breeze "expressive". Elegant still fits better.

    • @breendart134
      @breendart134 4 місяці тому +6

      The definition of "eloquent" really hasn't drastically changed or expanded like the "queer" example. It still refers to manner of speech, so I am giving Disney absolutely no quarter. What were they thinking? 😬
      Edit for clarity on my statement regarding the definition - the "eloquent monument" example may be less literal, but it is still referring to something that is communicating effectively, though it is not literally communicating via words. Using it for dancers without the specific context of what message the dancers are giving feels very wrong, and even if it wasn't incorrect, it would feel really pompous and thus possibly out of character for our purple princess here. Just to make my earlier, very absolute statement a little more well rounded :)

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому +2

      I still use "queer" as a synonym for "unusual" because it sounds cool and fancy

  • @DracoGalboy
    @DracoGalboy 5 місяців тому +132

    First drafts, given how much time they had, is very likely. The lack of experience on anything but pop music also kneecapped the music, and then putting it in a crematorium by not having the music developed alongside the story/script.

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 місяців тому +79

    The Genius Lyrics annotations for this song are hysterical.
    “So your dust is my dust?”
    Annotation: “what?”

    • @scaraptor2106
      @scaraptor2106 8 днів тому +1

      You encouraged me to check out the whole genius page, and literally all of the annotations are people just questioning what the fuck is going on in this song. I love it when communities come together

    • @aliyah1164
      @aliyah1164 День тому

      @@scaraptor2106 Oh my god I just checked it too and I was literally crying of laughter while reading through them all.
      "Watch out, world, here I are" "what a fire line"
      "Watch out, world, here you are" "they obviously mean 'here you am'"

    • @aliyah1164
      @aliyah1164 День тому

      AND ONE OF THEM JUST BEING A DESCRIPTION OF THE ELECTRONICS (EA) COMPANY IM CRYING

    • @scaraptor2106
      @scaraptor2106 20 годин тому

      @@aliyah1164 I KNOW ITS INCREDIBLE

  • @StrangerInTheSnow
    @StrangerInTheSnow 5 місяців тому +76

    I love the avatar. The little nose holders make her look cross eyed. She gives huge Miss Frizzle.

  • @MJCam1130
    @MJCam1130 5 місяців тому +73

    The fact that literally none of the questions the song asks are ever answered… ever. 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • @justaghostinthesea
    @justaghostinthesea 5 місяців тому +169

    I love the avatar! Don't take this the wrong way, but it reminds me a lot of Miss Frizzle

  • @HNBGamer
    @HNBGamer 5 місяців тому +37

    The thing about the word "shareholder" is that I was taught a better word, it's somewhat similar but have much wider definition outside the corporate one: "stakeholder".

  • @crimsong8068
    @crimsong8068 5 місяців тому +119

    "Here I are" is definitely a line you'd put in a first draft thinking it sounds witty and clever. But cringe at and remove during your first round of editing. I'd guess a lot of "yes-men" were responsible for keeping it in.
    Also, shouldn't this song have served to introduce Star and what his deal is? Like why exactly did he come down to help Asha in particular? Are all the stars alive? Also, I feel like he should have had the ability to talk...
    On a different note, I think a writing group sounds pretty neat.

    • @zigzagintrusion
      @zigzagintrusion 5 місяців тому +7

      I honestly think any sane human wouldn’t even put that in their draft. You hear it and immediately think “wtf am I doing”
      ETA: Your other points are great

  • @gdplayer8768
    @gdplayer8768 5 місяців тому +85

    If you really tried, you could probably make an hour long analysis on the line “watch out world, here I are”

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +23

      If I really tried

    • @LovelyBettaFish-11
      @LovelyBettaFish-11 5 місяців тому

      i would love that tbh

    • @strixalu
      @strixalu 4 місяці тому +11

      That line is so fascinating to me because they easily could've wrote "Watch out world, here we are" and they, for some incomprehensible reason, did not.

    • @Rikrobat
      @Rikrobat 4 місяці тому +6

      I'd be willing to forgive it if the deer were an integral character to the plot and it's a running gag that he isn't great with grammar, similar to how Megamind would pronounce certain words with the incorrect emphasis because most of his formative education happened at a prison. It's a recognizable character trait and even if it were cringe/annoying, it would be consistent. Having it be a random line in a song with a one-off character just makes it insufferable.

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому +1

      ​​@@brainless_masterminddo a whole conspiracy about it

  • @rainyrouge5123
    @rainyrouge5123 5 місяців тому +24

    None of this would have happened if Disney just made the Star Boy x Princess love story we all wanted

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому +2

      he's a Star *MAN*

  • @PandaorasBox
    @PandaorasBox 5 місяців тому +47

    "If I'm explaining this poorly, well I'll let Star do it for me" proceedes to change nothing. What did Star explain/do/show? Nothing. It's like "Still confused? Welp. Ask Star after the song, I'm on a roll!"

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +9

      Yeah just like "here's an allegory!" And there's actually no allegory 😝😝

    • @PandaorasBox
      @PandaorasBox 5 місяців тому +5

      @@brainless_mastermind also the I want song. "I want something more for us than this"... This? What's "this"?? America explain!! What do you mean "this"?? What are you unhappy with??
      Also, "us"? There's no "us"! You're the only one unhappy with the circumstances! Everyone else are happy! Specify, gurl!
      I'm boiling. There's so much to say about this movie that it would take YEARS to say it all.

    • @sonofaspyder3000
      @sonofaspyder3000 4 місяці тому +4

      “I’ll let Star do it for me” STAR CANT TALK?????

  • @adriannas9703
    @adriannas9703 5 місяців тому +85

    A writers group sounds like a great time

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +22

      YAY!! I am actually dying to start one

    • @akeelahbruce1821
      @akeelahbruce1821 5 місяців тому +1

      I would really appreciate one!

    • @justkittensbeingkittens5892
      @justkittensbeingkittens5892 4 місяці тому +1

      @@brainless_mastermind I am not a writer, but I’d love to help edit if that’s ok

    • @PDragonBabyUO
      @PDragonBabyUO 4 місяці тому

      ​@@brainless_mastermindDO IT!! That's a great idea!

    • @monarch3495
      @monarch3495 4 місяці тому

      @@brainless_masterminddo it!

  • @joshuarieder2865
    @joshuarieder2865 5 місяців тому +23

    First off: Eat the sun just reminds me of Bill Wurtz "Taste the Sun" bit, but at least with Wurtz, it made sense. And in the "Balls of gas" line is a call back from the Lion King, which I would rather watch than Wish.
    Wish is literally "Procrastination: the Movie" by the fumbles it makes and what was cut.

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +3

      Bill wurtz is a genius lol, his 2.5 second jingles are better than any of these songs 😭😭

    • @joshuarieder2865
      @joshuarieder2865 5 місяців тому +2

      @@brainless_mastermind Took the words right out of my mouth.

  • @roberthewes3148
    @roberthewes3148 4 місяці тому +25

    Usually the thing to do if you’re going for a grammatically incorrect joke is to have someone correct them. Take Phantom of the Opera. An exasperated owner of the theater is being accused of something he didn’t do, and responds, half repeating the accusation with, “And what is it that I’m meant to have wrote? Ugh, ‘written.’” It’s in character for the moment, and shows playfulness without throwing proper usage out the window entirely.
    If you wanted the animal to look like a buffoon,(which seems to be the case) maybe have the others shout “AM!” after he says that.

  • @catforce_100
    @catforce_100 5 місяців тому +49

    Aw the little drawing is so cute

  • @xstar4698
    @xstar4698 4 місяці тому +8

    "Watch out world, here I are!"
    I am deceased.

  • @thoughtsofaleo2916
    @thoughtsofaleo2916 5 місяців тому +68

    My running theory is this was Star's intro song when he still spoke (and was still around) because, like you said, there are tiny nuggets of good in this that would answer the questions Asha and the audience ask about why he's even here to help. But like with all of their songs it seems, they had to move them around and make them generic so that it would "fit" with the new (worse) story.
    Also, I feel like you could argue the more academic lyrics could be because of Star, since of course he wouldn't know slang like Asha, so he's going to be a lot more formal in his speaking.
    Anyway, love the new avatar and I really hope you review the other songs as well!

    • @StrangerInTheSnow
      @StrangerInTheSnow 5 місяців тому +4

      Would make sense since they say that they’ll let Star explain it for them. But Star can’t talk in the movie so wtf? 😂

    • @Ninetails2000
      @Ninetails2000 4 місяці тому +2

      That makes too much sense. They probably wanted to keep the "Im a star!" Phrase because its a good hook but without the context of Star announcing that he literally is a star, they instead had to bullshit it into having a new meaning that could still hold the same weight.

  • @kittyfreya9141
    @kittyfreya9141 4 місяці тому +17

    Its like how to write a politician answering a question...😂

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  4 місяці тому +2

      Yo??????... (this is so accurate)

    • @Xeorboom
      @Xeorboom 4 місяці тому +4

      "so we're gonna answer some questions and, let me tell you what we're going to do, we'll answer some good questions and, if you want questions answered, we'll answer sone stuff..."

  • @Oler-yx7xj
    @Oler-yx7xj 2 місяці тому +3

    Look, they just understood that "We eat grass, and it eats our corpses" sounds weird sung like this and had to change it in haste

  • @Ninetails2000
    @Ninetails2000 4 місяці тому +3

    One backhanded compliment Ill give this song is that the "in the light and in the dark" and the "in your heart and in your scars" lines imply a sense of duality and wholeness that in a competently written song would go so fucking hard! Like, if they were in a Let It Go style "Empowering for me, horrible for thee" musical number then it would probably get people thinking a little bit.

    • @KevTyGaming
      @KevTyGaming 2 місяці тому

      Do they ever say “in the light and in the dark”? I thought the line was “even in your deepest dark”. It’s way worse than the version you presented, but that’s what we got unfortunately😔

  • @isabellaeid987
    @isabellaeid987 5 місяців тому +23

    I just noticed the intended irony in the description by making it the same dumpster fire as 15:05, I like it

  • @NoelleTakestheSky
    @NoelleTakestheSky 5 місяців тому +11

    Re:”Eloquent”: words have denotations and connotations, a dictionary meaning and a common use meaning. The denotation of “eloquent” may technically include monuments and buildings, but the connotation is that it’s a term that applies to intangible nouns like works or sounds.

  • @GonzoIsCool
    @GonzoIsCool 5 місяців тому +13

    Could you do a full analysis of Make a Man Out of You? It would be interesting to see you show what made that song so amazing.

    • @justineberlein5916
      @justineberlein5916 4 місяці тому +4

      My favorite detail is the reprise everyone forgets. They actually also sing the song while dressing as concubines to sneak into the palace, implying that being a man also involves being willing to do something like that

  • @radiacbec
    @radiacbec 5 місяців тому +19

    The avatar stills are so cute!! good vid as always

  • @deathbypingpongball566
    @deathbypingpongball566 5 місяців тому +26

    OMG Thank you, this is very good, and you know a lot about the pentameter and rhyme scheme. This song feels so AI generated :( I HATE DISNEY. My condolences for all the distress making this video probably definitely caused, but it is much appreciated. Also the sun is not dependent on us, There are literally uninhabited planets in our solar system that the sun still affects. I too would like to use artillery on this song.

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +7

      Haha it's so problem, I really enjoy picking apart bad lyrics and wish is so bad that it's genuinely easy. My one note would be the copyright troubles Disney keeps giving me 🙄

  • @followthelightdearfriend
    @followthelightdearfriend 3 місяці тому +2

    I can't believe it took me half the video to realise the black circles on your face are those nose holders things on glasses and not very stylised eyes--
    Also the video is very entertaining and you're nice to listen to, please don't be afraid to continue making content

  • @hyper_adhd_kid
    @hyper_adhd_kid 5 місяців тому +9

    Welcome back. don't be afraid to branch out away from wish, we'll watch it.

  • @HotExpiredMayo
    @HotExpiredMayo 5 місяців тому +11

    I'd definitely be open to joining a writing critique group, I want to start writing my own series/fanfiction, so I feel that would be a great place for me to finally begin.

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +3

      Me too, I would be SO excited to start one!!! And I'd be honored to help you start 😁 Thanks for the feedback!!

  • @random-person-online-16
    @random-person-online-16 5 місяців тому +18

    more wish lambasting? heck yeass

  • @Ms_BunnyBunny
    @Ms_BunnyBunny 5 місяців тому +12

    I personally think the writing critique group is a great idea.

  • @swagbski
    @swagbski 5 місяців тому +3

    i appreciate how thorough and comprehensive this vid essay is. you’re really getting into the nitty gritty of what comprises the song and it helps me understand what not to do
    i’ll be checking out your other videos as well. i got a very good impression from this vid, being the first that i’ve seen from you

  • @jjdraws385
    @jjdraws385 5 місяців тому +10

    I love the sprite and I love your humor. ❤

  • @fusetunes
    @fusetunes 5 місяців тому +3

    i’d love to see a video about the pros and cons of encanto’s songs! you are not alone in thinking surface pressure was severely lacking, lol

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +2

      That's a good idea! I'm glad, I always get anxious about criticizing generally.. well-liked things lol

  • @NotAdriana03
    @NotAdriana03 5 місяців тому +16

    WATCH OUT WORLD HERE I ARE-!
    yup

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +6

      You're never living that one down disney

    • @jonelrobinson582
      @jonelrobinson582 5 місяців тому

      Right?! It would have made sense if the lyric was watch out world here we are

    • @anar8343
      @anar8343 4 місяці тому

      😬
      Good God, what "lyrical genius" thought that was a good idea????? I'm pretty sure they do use that line but only once WHAT DID IT COST THEM TO USE IT MORE THAN ONCE?!?!?!?!?!? I'm going back to listen to it again
      Wish me luck

  • @Aqua_Marie
    @Aqua_Marie 5 місяців тому +7

    AAAAHHH! I WAS SO EXCITED TO SEE THIS!!!

  • @ToastTheTurtle
    @ToastTheTurtle 5 місяців тому +11

    LETSGOOO ANOTHER BANGER FROM BRAINLESS MASTERMIND

  • @j43b
    @j43b 5 місяців тому +15

    Pretty much the whole album is an incoherent mess, then again I'm not surprised given this is the same studio that gave us The Scuttlebutt.

  • @lyre_liar
    @lyre_liar 4 місяці тому +3

    13:54 - the worst part about the god foresaken ‘excitatory’ line is that most english speakers are going to recognize the prefix from words we use more often like ‘explanatory’ so you know it’s wrong even if you don’t know the word - plus excited and excitatory mean two different things excitatory means something like excitING as in being able to excite but the sentence structure implies that the word is modifying ‘me’ so it would mean that by hearing the allegory they are now able to excite which while technically not completely wrong is obviously not what they meant… like if they wanted to use excitatory so bad they could have just said “here’s an excitatory allegory” and then wrote a better less incoherent second line but hey these are the same people who looked at “here i are” and said okay enough times for it to actually be put in a high budget film so why should i expect quality

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  4 місяці тому +1

      And what makes it even worse is the only reason they did this was to come up with something that rhymes with "allegory" and then proceeded to.. not put an allegory in the rest of the verse. It's almost impressive how badly they managed to screw this up

  • @callmecloudy6225
    @callmecloudy6225 4 місяці тому

    I cannot believe Inside Out 2 came from the studio afterwards. This proves that time, dedication and humility to a project makes a *HUGE* difference from whatever got Wish greenlit

  • @FnafTTTEKid
    @FnafTTTEKid 3 місяці тому +4

    “Hey teacher, I don’t get this question” 😅
    “WELL IF YOU LOOK AT THE MUSHROOMS THEN YOULL UNDERSTAND”😤
    “…wha-“😐
    “ALL HAIL THE MUSHROOMS”😡😡😡

  • @koji6745
    @koji6745 5 місяців тому +4

    I always thought after system they said 'TOLD HER!''
    Solar is.. actually a cute improvement
    from a 0 to a 0.25

  • @celticandpenobscot8658
    @celticandpenobscot8658 2 місяці тому +1

    What a big comedown this is from "We Don't Talk About Bruno"!

  • @meateater1002
    @meateater1002 5 місяців тому +23

    Maybe first? Thanks for making this, I haven’t watched the movie but I keep hearing about what a nightmare this song is, so this should be fun :)

  • @Pikaman20008
    @Pikaman20008 4 місяці тому +4

    13:24 I am absolutely convinced that the songwriters have no idea what the word “allegory” means. Its use in the overall context of the song makes it seem like they’re using it as a synonym for “explanation”

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  4 місяці тому

      It's crazy to me. Bad grammar is mainstream now 😭

    • @Pikaman20008
      @Pikaman20008 4 місяці тому

      @@brainless_mastermind This isn’t even a problem of bad grammar. This is just purposeful ignorance. They have the ability to look these words up, they just choose not to

  • @N.EO-Quartz
    @N.EO-Quartz 5 місяців тому +2

    For the record, I would definitely be interested in reading a book about a boy whose pet hamster is kidnapped by gangsters.
    ..oh wait, that’s just the Pokemon anime…
    I would still be interested in reading it, though.

  • @badoomching
    @badoomching 5 місяців тому +5

    15:13 I would've atleast preferred if a character whispered to correct him and he went 'Oh!' or sm idk, maybe quickly say 'Here we are' or sm after

  • @gserulle323
    @gserulle323 2 місяці тому +1

    I always wonder why disney princessers look up the sky for answers and I know now 😏😉 KNOWING WHAT I KNOW NOWWWWWWWWWW

  • @thekodomo
    @thekodomo 5 місяців тому +2

    the animated bg is much better than in the previous vids, thanks for listening to the feedback on that :)

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 4 місяці тому +1

    When you get frustrated, it’s honestly diverting to watch❤!

  • @BlujeyGG
    @BlujeyGG 5 місяців тому +12

    This seems like a great video! Definitely joining the wish hate club

  • @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072
    @mattybrunolucaszeneresalas9072 5 місяців тому +6

    0:17 I dunno. Couple years maybe. Though on my device it’s red

  • @ironvlogger9712
    @ironvlogger9712 4 місяці тому +1

    We need to remake this
    With starboy and how Walt would have wanted

  • @Spingus_Rongong_III
    @Spingus_Rongong_III 5 місяців тому +1

    Omg yes I would LOVE to have a writing critique group, I’ve actually been looking for a place to do that!

  • @ingtapoot
    @ingtapoot 4 місяці тому

    When they said "We eat the leaves and they eat the sun," I wheezed all the air out of my lungs.

  • @badoomching
    @badoomching 5 місяців тому +3

    14:10 that line is the only part of the song that makes me feel something, it's just sung really well and idk the cadence is beautiful to me but I feel it's work best in a different song

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +1

      It's really the brief glimpses of good songwriting that make this movie so frustrating

  • @monarch3495
    @monarch3495 4 місяці тому +1

    A writing critique group sounds amazing!

  • @ThePonderer
    @ThePonderer 5 місяців тому +7

    We’re back!

  • @pzkitty6783
    @pzkitty6783 4 місяці тому +1

    A writing critique group sounds interesting! Though I don't think I'd be able to join around this time personally, maybe I'd check it out sometime in the future.

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  4 місяці тому +1

      Of course! No pressure to join or anything. I will have a free discord server set up, so you could also join that if you want! 👍

  • @_bottled-water
    @_bottled-water 4 місяці тому +1

    I love the idea of a writing group, bet everyone will be super cold though...surrounded by drafts

  • @shaichaos
    @shaichaos 8 днів тому

    Hi, i discoverd thus channel last night while doom scrolling the yt video page. I flippin love this videos.

  • @CyberWarrior007
    @CyberWarrior007 5 місяців тому +10

    I'M IN THE CLUB, 🖕WISH 🖕DISNEY

  • @rusha2332
    @rusha2332 4 місяці тому

    The critique group is def something I’d like to join! Sounds like such a helpful thing to participate in

  • @bagelisdead
    @bagelisdead 4 місяці тому +1

    the "here I are" line is like the line you put in as a joke and change later. honestly don't know how that made it into the final product, but also there are A LOT that shouldn't have made it in either

  • @cyroxasph
    @cyroxasph 5 місяців тому

    Well, I'll give you a hint of Star's personality. Imagine Star excitedly bouncing around Asha, the protagonist. It might get tangled in red yarn, and instead of frustration, playfully use the yarn to fashion a tiny hat or a celebratory banner. This showcases Star's childlike enthusiasm and its way of encouraging Asha to pursue her dreams with a burst of chaotic joy. You know what, he's the wishing star, maybe a silent but expressive creature after all.

  • @paulakramer7734
    @paulakramer7734 4 місяці тому +2

    I really like Lin Manuel Miranda's style but the problem is so far he's the only one who can pull it off, and all the knockoffs are t e r r i b l e

  • @awesomeworlds8766
    @awesomeworlds8766 5 місяців тому +2

    🎵 Watch out world here i are 🎵

  • @stephaniearaujo9752
    @stephaniearaujo9752 5 місяців тому +4

    I would love a writing group! I'm an English major whose now in her Master program going for her Teaching degree and I would love a writing group!

  • @lespena3722
    @lespena3722 4 місяці тому

    And “But if you just see the mushrooms then you'll understand”. When I heard that I had to do a double take cause when sung it sounds like it says “eat” instead of “see”. Which I was like “wow wow wow, is Disney telling kids to do drugs!?”

  • @Konani_the_unicorn_queen
    @Konani_the_unicorn_queen 2 місяці тому

    d'aww... musclesister donkey song was my favorite out of encanto,
    potentially since i related to her the most out of the characters in terms of responsibilities and outside/inside pressure to keep everything (the family) together,
    and yes, i'm horribly bad at remembering names, lol

  • @ticcalone508
    @ticcalone508 4 місяці тому

    I would love the Writing Critique. That sounds amazing. Also this is a great video

  • @jackdog06
    @jackdog06 5 місяців тому

    I thought the last video would be the last one on Wish. But watch out, world, here she are!

  • @ghumoindia3436
    @ghumoindia3436 4 місяці тому

    The fact that people are still farming Wish for content makes me happy inside, also the description lol

  • @sdani.
    @sdani. 4 місяці тому +1

    extremely underrated channel

  • @ACertainMonth
    @ACertainMonth 4 місяці тому +3

    3:47 you should read the comments on the UA-cam posts of the songs 😭💀

  • @ghelik1890
    @ghelik1890 5 місяців тому +1

    I think the line about the balls of gas was a reference to The Lion King, because that's what Pumba calls the stars

    • @brainless_mastermind
      @brainless_mastermind  5 місяців тому +1

      Oh wait you're so right! That's funny. Another instance of the movie stepping on its own toes to cram as much nostalgia in as possible then

  • @deathbypingpongball566
    @deathbypingpongball566 5 місяців тому +21

    Also if you eat the mushrooms you may actually enjoy this show IoI.

  • @Kirramagic
    @Kirramagic 4 місяці тому +1

    Eloquent.
    Just because it sounds graceful (if they bothered to look it up 😒)
    You’d think common sense would kick in and you would remember another word that has a similar meaning but people first think of. Elegant.
    COMMON. SENSE!
    Disney needs to seriously re-learn this!

  • @cousinparty7266
    @cousinparty7266 5 місяців тому +1

    The way that the “watch out world here I are” can easily be changed to “here we are” or if they really want to go for the stupid tone, just make a baby animal say it and not a grown deer

  • @dinohall2595
    @dinohall2595 5 місяців тому +3

    Brainy definitely looks great but how does she sneeze without a nose?

  • @s1lv3rp4w3dc4t
    @s1lv3rp4w3dc4t 4 місяці тому +2

    I think this song could be something if asha was like "bro wtf are you saying??" the whole time

  • @penelopeslays
    @penelopeslays 4 місяці тому +1

    You are HILARIOUS!!

  • @hyprdontia
    @hyprdontia 4 місяці тому +2

    your little character looks like mrs frizzle

  • @apersonontheinternet9085
    @apersonontheinternet9085 5 місяців тому +1

    YES!!! Also I love your persona/lil guy. If I drew fanart, where should I send it? I’ll try to leave a nicer better comment when I finish the video.

  • @Fungal_Leech
    @Fungal_Leech 4 місяці тому +1

    12:45 - and not to mention, earlier in the song he said "Well, I've known the entire time" (iirc, i think that's the goat talking??) so him coming to that conclusion NOW is like. huh

  • @AverageTeenageYoutuber
    @AverageTeenageYoutuber 4 місяці тому

    When I show up to the hangout: hey guys, here I are

  • @czerwonykwadrat6843
    @czerwonykwadrat6843 4 місяці тому

    Okay but honestly your voice is so amazing girl

  • @miritallstag336
    @miritallstag336 4 місяці тому

    RE: show don't tell: one of my favorite instances of telling rather than showing is in Alcatraz vs the Evil Librarians by Brandon Sanderson (highly recommend; alcatraz is middle grade but i really liked it and sanderson also writes ya and adult stuff too). It's actually kind of telling one thing and showing the opposite. Alcatraz, the main character, is convinced that he is a bad person, and he tells us this in his narration (the narration is kind of added after the story, when he's writing it all down). The thing is, he tries his best to help people, and blames himself when he fails. That's not something a bad person does. And then you get to the last book, Bastille vs the Evil Librarians, which is written (in universe) by his love interest. She tells us that he's a good person, tries to convince him of it. Alcatraz is an unreliable narrator, but not in the way Mapleshade from Warrior Cats is. Mapleshade is a very bad kitty, but is convinced she's doing the right thing. Alcatraz is a good person, but convinced he's horrible. Telling rather than showing can absolutely work, you as the writer just have to put in the effort.

  • @duvdeacastelen1710
    @duvdeacastelen1710 2 місяці тому

    The worst part of wish is that they could’ve made a movie with the same name and just based on a revamped version of the “Starting now” song Brandy made a few years back

  • @RyansChannel0203
    @RyansChannel0203 5 місяців тому +4

    Watch out world, here I are. 🤦🏻‍♂️