Portal - Meet The Cores 3

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  • Опубліковано 26 вер 2018
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    Meet The Cores is an animated Portal series that takes a deeper look into the mechanical denizens of the Aperture Science research facility.
    Some more behind the scenes footage of us recording voices for this episode:
    • Recording Meet The Cor...
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    Cast: (in order of appearance)
    John Callaghan
    Gaming Core
    Harry Callaghan [Harry101UK]
    Fact Core | Construction Core | Quest Core | Additional
    Stig Finsen Sydtangen [DragonNOR]
    / dragonmasternor
    Virgil
    Sean Oxspring [OxyOxspring]
    / oxyoxspring
    Ego Core
    Sara Secora [AviGaming]
    / sarasecoravo
    Rose
    Gregory Holgate [The Stupendium]
    / @thestupendium
    Fergus | Legal Core | Lava Manager | Loose-Screws Louis | Chuck | Ray | Additional
    Sandra Espinoza [Dusty Old Roses]
    / dustyoldroses
    Dr. Alma
    JT Kay [Plarby]
    / nomeninja2
    Avery
    The Android Hell Blues:
    Written and performed by Gregory Holgate [The Stupendium]
    Composed and produced by Harry Callaghan
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    Bungie - Destiny OST
    August Loolam [Rantis]
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    'Portaltale' design based on Undertale assets.
    Animated and rendered with Source Filmmaker.
    Additional editing and visual-effects with Adobe Premiere Pro and After Effects.
    Audio design with Propellerhead Reason 8 and Celemony Melodyne Studio.
    2D and texture design in Adobe Photoshop.
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    Carol Of The Turrets - • Portal - Carol Of The ...
    Hello - • Portal - Hello
    The Pit Song - • Portal - The Pit Song
    Defective - • Portal - Defective
    If I Were A Core - • Portal - If I Were A Core
    The Wheatley Song - • Portal - The Wheatley ...
    GLaDOS Is To Blame - • Portal - GLaDOS Is To ...
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  • @danbull
    @danbull 5 років тому +17929

    Core, blimey. This is quite good.

  • @Swapscribble
    @Swapscribble 4 роки тому +8591

    I never thought I’d see “Portal” and “3” in the same title

    • @jaydentt
      @jaydentt 4 роки тому +250

      Portal 2 1/2: the 3 portals

    • @foxydash9992
      @foxydash9992 4 роки тому +173

      K I thought I would never see anything related to valve with a 3

    • @nonyabuisness3560
      @nonyabuisness3560 4 роки тому +28

      @@foxydash9992 lol

    • @foxydash9992
      @foxydash9992 4 роки тому +21

      Nonya Buisness a fellow night owl my friend

    • @nonyabuisness3560
      @nonyabuisness3560 4 роки тому +13

      @@foxydash9992 together, we will be night owls!

  • @Sergeantmajormario
    @Sergeantmajormario 4 роки тому +1633

    "We've got a Patent on Lava!"
    Only in Aperture Science does that actually sound possible

    • @elpoyo8062
      @elpoyo8062 4 роки тому +33

      *Peanut water and mantis people*

    • @feel65
      @feel65 4 роки тому +28

      El Poyo also Dual portal device, diet gel that flings food out of you, and robots with unlimited access to nerotoxin, among other things. Literally this is the Tesla of the Half Life/Aputure universe

    • @sargentsteve7148
      @sargentsteve7148 4 роки тому +3

      MAJOR?! How is the war going with bowser

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 4 роки тому +18

      I'd always imagine Black Mesa would have it but Aperture was a step ahead of them

    • @thatoneguystudios5790
      @thatoneguystudios5790 4 роки тому +4

      I want some lava

  • @arinwolfe4853
    @arinwolfe4853 11 місяців тому +306

    I find it funny how the Ego core was put into that situation. The more I think about it, the more I realize he's probably one of the only cores in the entire facility who wouldn't mentally break at the idea that there's more than one of him, for the sole reason that he's too busy marveling at how perfect he and himself is.

    • @concept5631
      @concept5631 11 місяців тому +26

      Aperture Science has interesting ways of... bugproofing their tech.
      Purpose Core exploding when he discovered his purpose was intentional.

    • @Unit4170
      @Unit4170 3 місяці тому +12

      That sounds like how Wheatley survived a paradox because he was to stupid to understand it

    •  Місяць тому +2

      I thought it was some sort of fever dream or that the Ego core "died".

    • @jotoho
      @jotoho 15 днів тому

      Wonder if GlaDOS approves of the multiple ego cores. On the one hand, more potential boyfriends. On the other, one of him is probably already exhausting enough. 😅

  • @silversamuraii6292
    @silversamuraii6292 Рік тому +203

    I am happy to see that the turret from “If I Were A Core”’s dream came true at some part on this video.

  • @ItsJustKorey
    @ItsJustKorey 4 роки тому +1577

    Just imagine a chef core with Gordon Ramsay's voice insulting everyone

  • @charlesispi
    @charlesispi 5 років тому +700

    This is a fan made 30 minute movie complete with cinematics, post-flares, and voice acting, animated completely in SFM. Let that sink in.

    • @m1abrams546
      @m1abrams546 5 років тому +10

      holy fucking shit.............
      *200 intelligence

    • @iris_ofthestorm4260
      @iris_ofthestorm4260 5 років тому +29

      What the heck does the sink want now

    • @charlesispi
      @charlesispi 5 років тому

      woah 100 like wowza

    • @Menaiya
      @Menaiya 5 років тому +5

      @@iris_ofthestorm4260 Ok, that made me laugh loud enough to wake my wife at 1 am.... Great!

    • @DiamondYoshi101
      @DiamondYoshi101 5 років тому +8

      -30 Minute-
      20 Minutes with another 10 Minutes according to valve.
      3 doesn’t exist.

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 11 місяців тому +79

    10:33 this is 100% an actual thing that would happen in a Portal game. This sounds exactly like something Cave Johnson might say.

  • @Adriethyl
    @Adriethyl Рік тому +91

    If there ever was to be a Portal 3, I'd want it to look like this.

    • @gagebusby2203
      @gagebusby2203 10 місяців тому +5

      Y E S

    • @TheSixteen60
      @TheSixteen60 7 місяців тому +3

      I keep having dreams of Valve making a reboot of Portal. Imagine Valve actually did that.

  • @TheGrumpyBowTie
    @TheGrumpyBowTie 5 років тому +8292

    Unlike valve this guy can actually release the third part to a series

  • @zuperzack9502
    @zuperzack9502 3 роки тому +3064

    Fun fact: The purple gel called” adhesion gel” was supposed to be in the game, but the game testers became nauseous, so they removed it.

    • @darky4250
      @darky4250 3 роки тому +24

      R/Whoosh!

    • @themythicwaffle
      @themythicwaffle 3 роки тому +280

      @@darky4250 This isn’t reddit.

    • @d3iviz600
      @d3iviz600 3 роки тому +121

      People were so weak back then, imagine getting sick from anything in a video game but VR

    • @williamsmith6921
      @williamsmith6921 3 роки тому +195

      @@d3iviz600 I don't think it is people in general, based on a lot of interviews and behind the scenes it seems like valve playtesters are some of the dumbest most sensitive people on the planet for some reason lol, so much cut content that would have been fine but for some reason the playtesters had an issue with it so they took it out

    • @d3iviz600
      @d3iviz600 3 роки тому +76

      @@williamsmith6921 Also, how did they not understand the part where Chell said yes? You press a button to speak, what is that nonsense.

  • @cogtheprotogen6671
    @cogtheprotogen6671 Рік тому +26

    Harry making a 3rd installment of a series is the one thing preventing him from working at valve

    • @cogtheprotogen6671
      @cogtheprotogen6671 Рік тому +1

      this is a good comment

    • @KingtionWasTaken
      @KingtionWasTaken 2 місяці тому

      @@cogtheprotogen6671I just want to remind you that you replied two months later on your own comment the it was a good comment

    • @cogtheprotogen6671
      @cogtheprotogen6671 2 місяці тому

      @@KingtionWasTaken well its a good comment

  • @jess648
    @jess648 4 місяці тому +33

    this is so well made between the actual animation, post processing/editing, writing and voice acting. really nice tribute to the enthrallingly funny halls of Aperture Science

  • @LostCosmonauts
    @LostCosmonauts 5 років тому +8107

    With that multiverse portal, Fact Core can escape to a universe in which Half-Life 3 exists.
    Do it Fact Core, for all of us.

    • @theannihilator1173
      @theannihilator1173 5 років тому +196

      Erick Wright tell him to bring back some copies of it!

    • @catsplay1232
      @catsplay1232 5 років тому +31

      Yes

    • @puppy0cam
      @puppy0cam 5 років тому +96

      Gotta get lucky to find that universe and not a universe with automatic intruder killing lasers.

    • @bandageguy1283
      @bandageguy1283 5 років тому +20

      it already exists. its just a story,but fangames are being made

    • @AJ84291
      @AJ84291 5 років тому +2

      XD

  • @CosplayerGoesTo
    @CosplayerGoesTo 5 років тому +770

    When you've been working on a video for so long Undertale was still huge when you started

    • @LetsPlayKeldeo
      @LetsPlayKeldeo 5 років тому +6

      I just wanted to make the same comment about it

    • @Gmr-so3nn
      @Gmr-so3nn 5 років тому +23

      @@LetsPlayKeldeo Same, still a good game though, preordered the collectors edition for ps4 and even paid to get it imported

    • @raconbacon
      @raconbacon 5 років тому +15

      Although part of it was based off the portal bridge constructor game but i guess that that was more recently added to the vid

    • @Gmr-so3nn
      @Gmr-so3nn 5 років тому

      @@raconbacon Yeah, or it was just a crazy lucky guess

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 5 років тому +6

      CosplayerGoesTo... HEY ITS STILL HUGE!!!

  • @windowsvista3193
    @windowsvista3193 Місяць тому +7

    I loved how the turret said “IM FLYING!” It was so cute

  • @friendlyfinn2363
    @friendlyfinn2363 11 місяців тому +12

    The best part is that the purple gel labeled "Adhesion gel" was in fact cancelled because of disorientation.

  • @user-oh5gm9ry7o
    @user-oh5gm9ry7o 4 роки тому +753

    As far as I'm concerned , this is canon

  • @sidneyk.8443
    @sidneyk.8443 5 років тому +351

    "Your potato just walked away."
    Huh, that's a line I never thought I'd hear.

  • @SeenAGreatLight
    @SeenAGreatLight Рік тому +24

    Man, the Fact Core sounds identical to the one from the game! Incredible voice work and sound design!

    • @freakywu2
      @freakywu2 10 місяців тому

      I think Harry was a VA for portal

    • @Hydrant749
      @Hydrant749 2 місяці тому +1

      there's one in the game?? where??

    • @SeenAGreatLight
      @SeenAGreatLight 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Hydrant749 It's one of the cores you stick onto Wheatley at the end.

  • @wcat03blu
    @wcat03blu Рік тому +11

    I love how the mixed gel sounds like a kickball

  • @SomePotatoMan
    @SomePotatoMan 4 роки тому +602

    “Some people think that shooting test subjects is science.”
    “You don’t?”

  • @imvictorhugs
    @imvictorhugs 4 роки тому +357

    i was expecting the cave core to say "then i took an arrow in the knee"

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 4 роки тому +7

      Thats the joke i think

    • @delusioned7056
      @delusioned7056 4 роки тому +3

      Do cores have knees?

    • @mattygee6852
      @mattygee6852 4 роки тому +5

      @@delusioned7056 yes

    • @imvictorhugs
      @imvictorhugs 4 роки тому +6

      @@delusioned7056 that was a reference to skyrim..

    • @neudaspencer8897
      @neudaspencer8897 4 роки тому +2

      its obvious that he should of said someone stole my sweet role

  • @MaFeHu
    @MaFeHu 2 роки тому +30

    I was really expecting that one core to say. "I used to be an adventurer, just like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee"

  • @aichaamara392
    @aichaamara392 3 місяці тому +7

    It’s been 5 years already
    I remember waiting for so long for the episode

  • @nadinedepelteau7959
    @nadinedepelteau7959 3 роки тому +923

    my favorite thing was the patent on lava.
    "We could sue any volcano we wanted!"

    • @republicofengineers1983
      @republicofengineers1983 3 роки тому +27

      Only aperture science is crazy enough to actually try to do something like that LOL

    • @nadinedepelteau7959
      @nadinedepelteau7959 3 роки тому

      @Huemanois 2 hm... probably :shrug:

    • @geoshark12
      @geoshark12 3 роки тому +9

      @@republicofengineers1983 nestle tried to patent water

    • @entertainmint5953
      @entertainmint5953 3 роки тому +2

      We have so much lava!

    • @oroel4910
      @oroel4910 3 роки тому +4

      @Team Team no. They got patent on lava, not magma

  • @merninjamarshmallow
    @merninjamarshmallow 3 роки тому +1049

    "It's a natural thing, nobody invented lava, but we got the patent for it. We could literally sue any volcano we wanted,"

    • @AstraOG
      @AstraOG 2 роки тому +61

      Sue the earth as well its basically made of magma

    • @hackr6751
      @hackr6751 2 роки тому +76

      Sounds like something that cave Johnson would do

    • @lenschwedt9646
      @lenschwedt9646 2 роки тому +24

      Nestle and water

    • @mrelegancefromdeltarune2392
      @mrelegancefromdeltarune2392 2 роки тому +11

      Patent water.

    • @zoecient26
      @zoecient26 2 роки тому +16

      "We are extupendiously rich! That's not even a word in the dictionary but we can pay for it to be added! That's how much money we have." - Dragoon, Minecraft 3

  • @karinachacoma7854
    @karinachacoma7854 2 роки тому +6

    You know what would be great? A new Portal Game, but the open world type, were you can meet and interact with all kind of robots and cores like these, explore all the facility, with a main quest and a lot of side quests that shows you a lot of the cores, robots and their lore, with a special reward for meeting all of them

  • @HeidiSchutteEshuis
    @HeidiSchutteEshuis Рік тому +14

    25:35 the new android hell

  • @sydneybass1742
    @sydneybass1742 3 роки тому +695

    Aperture had NO business making their robots this cute and huggable.

    • @heyheyitsjae2475
      @heyheyitsjae2475 3 роки тому +38

      I AM THE SNUGGLE CORE!
      DO NOT SNUGGLE ME OR I WILL EXPLODE!

    • @mosqit4324
      @mosqit4324 3 роки тому +20

      Exactly I wanna hug all of them

    • @saturndev
      @saturndev 3 роки тому +18

      these cores are so smart to the point where their town and job is their own work

    • @envemailer
      @envemailer 3 роки тому +13

      @@heyheyitsjae2475 ***snuggles aggressively***

    • @chibiglados
      @chibiglados 2 роки тому

      @Isabella McKinney 😨

  • @mafumafusnumberonefan
    @mafumafusnumberonefan 3 роки тому +760

    “Oh, of course! It’s perfectly safe!
    “So you’re not coming with me?”
    “ *G O D N O* “

  • @joezephyr
    @joezephyr 11 місяців тому +5

    Fabulous! How in the world did I miss this years ago?

  • @Pilot119
    @Pilot119 Рік тому +30

    10:45 The Saul Goodman core

  • @19videogame
    @19videogame 4 роки тому +595

    “Your Potato just walked away.” I’ve heard everything now.

  • @ParkourCutieSpicy
    @ParkourCutieSpicy 4 роки тому +559

    When the little turret said, "I'm Flying!" I just smiled because it was adorable!

  • @Haxxer82
    @Haxxer82 8 місяців тому +4

    Man, I remember when this first came out and being absolutely hyped. Can't believe it's been 5 years...

  • @GTYTAus
    @GTYTAus 10 місяців тому +4

    10:51 this lava bot is so funny and he is half brittish aswell "would you like some lava in a bag please take as much cause we got so much laavvaa" lol he is my favourite ngl?

  • @Recon527
    @Recon527 5 років тому +366

    Time to wait for part four. *goes back into cryogenic sleep*

    • @calm6085
      @calm6085 5 років тому +5

      @felix lappalainen correction : 10 centuries later

    • @mrsilverman
      @mrsilverman 5 років тому +5

      do it with me : PART 4 PART 4 PART 4

    • @Sergeantmajormario
      @Sergeantmajormario 5 років тому +7

      Good morning, you have been in suspension for *NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE NINE* Days

    • @gleena5540
      @gleena5540 5 років тому +3

      @@Sergeantmajormario basically 999 trillion days... nearly 470 years... OOF

    • @gametrue2229
      @gametrue2229 5 років тому +1

      L.C. 21 how the hell is she still alive?!

  • @johadeadthingie2742
    @johadeadthingie2742 4 роки тому +390

    This genuinely feels like an official portal Netflix series

    • @ari7164
      @ari7164 4 роки тому +11

      Oh it should be

    • @cristaltophat
      @cristaltophat 4 роки тому +14

      Shut up and take my money💰

    • @Axalotl8
      @Axalotl8 4 роки тому +10

      netflix couldnt animate like harry does

    • @cristaltophat
      @cristaltophat 4 роки тому +5

      @@Axalotl8 but imagine what harry could do if netflix hired him with a eight figure budget!!!

    • @GGolden2500
      @GGolden2500 4 роки тому +9

      I WOULD PAY REAL MONEY TO WATCH IT IF IT WAS A REAL SERIES

  • @MrGermandeutsch
    @MrGermandeutsch 5 місяців тому +4

    26:10 - It took me over 5 years to realize that this is a reference to the movie "The Matrix: Reloaded".
    Absolutely amazing!

  • @user-vl6oi5zm7w
    @user-vl6oi5zm7w 3 місяці тому +3

    7:47 reminds me of the Hunter from Hollow Knight. The quest of finding as many creatures as possible, the voice, only the eyes being visible. Everything about it is just like the Hunter.

  • @spookiesteranimations2478
    @spookiesteranimations2478 4 роки тому +246

    "Y-you're not coming with me?"
    "GÒD ÑØ"

  • @yehndor
    @yehndor 3 роки тому +666

    "Sometimes the gel wasn't even gel" gets me every time lol

    • @anthonygarcia5375
      @anthonygarcia5375 3 роки тому +23

      According to cave Johnson the control group got water so yeah it's real they fell to there death

    • @Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027
      @Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027 2 роки тому +17

      @@anthonygarcia5375 They got blue paint

    • @alicorn3924
      @alicorn3924 2 роки тому

      @@Obi_Wan_Kenobi_027 water isn't blue tho

    • @average-art3222
      @average-art3222 2 роки тому +1

      @@alicorn3924 yea, its liquid

    • @jonnyb.animationstutorials7119
      @jonnyb.animationstutorials7119 Рік тому +3

      @@anthonygarcia5375 Not Water. He got blue paint. Broke every bone in his legs.

  • @Split_Soul11
    @Split_Soul11 Рік тому +48

    All scenes with the Ego core!! :D
    4:18 💜
    12:26 💜
    18:14 💜
    22:42 💜

  • @kingstonlovely7404
    @kingstonlovely7404 Рік тому +2

    love how he referenced the nearly sort of obscure bridge construction collab with portal

  • @carrotchan9736
    @carrotchan9736 4 роки тому +903

    I wanna see a survival core that's called Hard Core.

  • @givrally7634
    @givrally7634 3 роки тому +334

    I love how Ego core's eye darkens once he becomes high, and the first time Chuck tries to hit him, his eye lits back up, implying Chuck shook the drunk out of him.

    • @quitequeerquesadilla
      @quitequeerquesadilla 3 роки тому +2

      Ohhhh I never noticed!

    • @therealkoolhero2762
      @therealkoolhero2762 3 роки тому +6

      Just beat the devil out of them. - bob ross

    • @grantblackman
      @grantblackman 3 роки тому +2

      now THAT'S detail right there!

    • @picoultimate7707
      @picoultimate7707 3 роки тому +2

      @@grantblackman Indeed it is. Not to mention he tried reasoning with Chuck from then instead of blindly threatening him by calling him a 32-bit chump.

  • @bucherwurm5344
    @bucherwurm5344 9 місяців тому +2

    Wow, what a great video I just stumbled upon. All these references, brilliant!

  • @st4rf4ll_x
    @st4rf4ll_x 4 місяці тому +1

    I remember watching this for the first time 5 years ago and I just love coming back to this every once in a while

  • @fattymc.fattyface6944
    @fattymc.fattyface6944 5 років тому +310

    *The number 3 does, in fact, exist to Harry101UK.*

    • @ottoleois9323
      @ottoleois9323 5 років тому +13

      No. This is actually Meet the Cores 2: Episode 1.

    • @fattymc.fattyface6944
      @fattymc.fattyface6944 5 років тому +6

      @@ottoleois9323 Look at the number on the video.
      It's a 3.
      No lies beheld.

    • @elijahshadbolt7334
      @elijahshadbolt7334 5 років тому +1

      The maniac actually did it

    • @zeltzamer4010
      @zeltzamer4010 5 років тому +2

      If you zoom in *really* closely, you can actually see that the '3' in the title is made up of '2: Episode 1."

    • @MrZog33
      @MrZog33 5 років тому

      *_KICK GABEN OUT OF THE CHAIR VALVE_*

  • @g.l.o.w.s.s6900
    @g.l.o.w.s.s6900 5 років тому +76

    That purple gel is a reference to an early concept for a 3rd gel in portal 2, which was scrapped because walking on walls and ceilings made test players get nauseated

    • @AsbestosMuffins
      @AsbestosMuffins 5 років тому

      weird, I remember a mod for portal 1 that added that functionality before portal 2 came up with gels

    • @adelladesuh7609
      @adelladesuh7609 5 років тому

      Hollowmoon official I don't think that's cleaning gel, just water.

  • @TheNuclearAtomizer
    @TheNuclearAtomizer 10 місяців тому +4

    Infinite acceleration, infinite propulsion, infinitely deadly.

  • @astraeus_BACKROOMS
    @astraeus_BACKROOMS Місяць тому +2

    GLaDOS (Being one of my favourite characters in the games) should definitely be in one of these videos, considering she is a core herself. I love these Portal videos!

  • @TheGamingGamerPig
    @TheGamingGamerPig 5 років тому +118

    "Meet The Cores more than 2 but less than 4."

    • @Samstar369
      @Samstar369 5 років тому +1

      The ScoutCrab
      2.1? 2.9999999?

    • @Xardas742
      @Xardas742 5 років тому

      π?

    • @shootbob79ps42
      @shootbob79ps42 5 років тому

      @@Xardas742 No pi is 3.14

    • @aqaridot
      @aqaridot 5 років тому +2

      Michael awdry still more than 2 and less than 4

  • @limelightelixir8435
    @limelightelixir8435 4 роки тому +551

    patient getting an x-ray: "you're sure this is safe?
    Doctor: "perfectly safe!" *walking out*
    Patient: "Wait, you're not staying here with me?"
    Doctor: *_"GOD NO"_*

    • @mightyfire8257
      @mightyfire8257 4 роки тому +15

      Your Read more is broken.
      You made it exactly long enough to ask for read more, but not show anything else. Bravo Sunny Side. Bravo indeed.

    • @limelightelixir8435
      @limelightelixir8435 4 роки тому +2

      @@mightyfire8257 ha
      (well that might just be your screen, idk lmfao)

    • @mightyfire8257
      @mightyfire8257 4 роки тому +2

      I think it is only on my pc
      Strange anyways

    • @saucepart2electricboogaloo461
      @saucepart2electricboogaloo461 4 роки тому +7

      Its like a bartender being asked to share a drink with every customer.
      The doc would get cancer if they stayed in the room

    • @Texan.Insomniac
      @Texan.Insomniac 4 роки тому +3

      16:15

  • @sirmemes1225
    @sirmemes1225 2 роки тому +2

    I love that you got stig finson on these. Simon was one of my favorite game characters back in the day.

  • @32mazechannel
    @32mazechannel Рік тому +3

    even 4 years later, this is still beyond a masterpiece, this is more.

  • @lewhanwen4302
    @lewhanwen4302 5 років тому +365

    "It's all animated and computer-generated!"
    "But it looks so realistic..."
    Harry. Mate. Good job with the lampshade.

  • @DartzinhoV
    @DartzinhoV 5 років тому +265

    Imagine your toaster telling you it is allergic to wheat...

    • @trashblob
      @trashblob 5 років тому +10

      No problem, I use mine to sauté sausages ... Works fine and tastes better than microwaved sausages ..
      I mean .. I COULD just do it with a pan or something, but I am lazy ..

    • @Arovna
      @Arovna 5 років тому +2

      Better than it being a Decepticon

    • @robertbruce5816
      @robertbruce5816 5 років тому +1

      Better than it being a normal toaster.

    • @DartzinhoV
      @DartzinhoV 5 років тому +1

      Oh wow... never thought my comment would blow up like this... thank you all!

    • @livingwater25
      @livingwater25 5 років тому +4

      Me: *is about to put in whole wheat bread*
      Toaster: HEY WOAH WHAT YOU THINK UR DOING
      Me: about to make toast?
      Toaster: Not with that bread
      Me: but it's the only bread I have
      Toaster: well then that sucks
      Me: what about a poptart
      Toaster: NO
      Me: why not?
      Toaster: BECAUSE I SAID SO
      Me: I'm letting a toaster tell me what to put in it and what not to

  • @Naughty_Wan_Kenobi
    @Naughty_Wan_Kenobi 5 місяців тому +3

    He makes me get back into loving portal 2 more than i used to 😊
    You got this!

  • @kenknipe4859
    @kenknipe4859 Рік тому +1

    EnCORE! This video is one of the best I've seen. Loved how funny this was.

  • @jemoeder718
    @jemoeder718 4 роки тому +493

    13:44 *"I'm flying!"*

  • @kronkly7134
    @kronkly7134 5 років тому +169

    OH. MY. GOD. HARRY CAN COUNT TO THREE.

    • @stargazer0088
      @stargazer0088 5 років тому +1

      Angry Cactus I CAN COUNT TO 4

    • @cs-jk3hk
      @cs-jk3hk 5 років тому

      *smirks* I can count to 5!!

    • @BallistX
      @BallistX 5 років тому

      I can count to 999999...ERROR NUMBER TOO LARGE!!!!!!!

    • @generalgrevious447
      @generalgrevious447 5 років тому +1

      Harry would help Valve I’m so many ways

    • @Someone-iz8nz
      @Someone-iz8nz 5 років тому

      Cassie Butts Like teach them how to count to 3

  • @silly2974
    @silly2974 3 місяці тому +2

    this series needs to keep going seriously it is so good

  • @Freemelon07
    @Freemelon07 Рік тому +3

    Great voice acting and animating!
    I had to check to see if anyone doing the voices were from Portal 2 😮

  • @vanillajellyfish
    @vanillajellyfish 5 років тому +624

    I guess Harry finally learned how to count to 3 *unlike another certain company*

    • @szabm3179
      @szabm3179 5 років тому +14

      Valve *cough cough*

    • @nikkukurauzen5385
      @nikkukurauzen5385 5 років тому +20

      *I WONDER WHO THAT COULD BE*

    • @nightwalker174
      @nightwalker174 5 років тому +22

      *You keep saying that and a year is added to it's release.*

    • @admiralv3538
      @admiralv3538 5 років тому +10

      Valve should take math lessons from Harry.

    • @ireneparkin3360
      @ireneparkin3360 5 років тому +7

      I call it Valve Syndrome.

  • @kaiserschmitt
    @kaiserschmitt 5 років тому +130

    *50 shades of Cave*
    “I’ll take 7”

  • @skyebirchfield5347
    @skyebirchfield5347 2 роки тому +2

    I'm still enjoying these animations lol. Bloopers are great xD

  • @thebiscuitboys6140
    @thebiscuitboys6140 Рік тому +2

    the bioshock area was insanely cool

  • @spongemanicecone2548
    @spongemanicecone2548 3 роки тому +536

    I feel like this came out yesterday man, not 2 years ago.

    • @dizzydwarf4317
      @dizzydwarf4317 3 роки тому +4

      I know right

    • @Bumbaclaat360
      @Bumbaclaat360 3 роки тому +5

      You mean 3 years ago basically

    • @nocturn9x
      @nocturn9x 3 роки тому +1

      ikr

    • @ralexcraft990
      @ralexcraft990 3 роки тому +2

      Harry be on valve's release schedule.

    • @ieuanhunt552
      @ieuanhunt552 3 роки тому +1

      Meet the cores 1 was released 8 years ago and seems like yesterday.

  • @M23official
    @M23official 2 роки тому +658

    i love how the ego core instantly loses his badge and just instantly resorts to acholism

    • @Hydro_Waterbottle
      @Hydro_Waterbottle 2 роки тому +40

      i mean can you blame him?
      yes, you probably can blame him

    • @BaldManWithoutHair
      @BaldManWithoutHair 2 роки тому +21

      24:52 Maybe we could talk about this officer

    • @prairie_dog_productions11
      @prairie_dog_productions11 Рік тому +4

      Same

    • @jackhe760
      @jackhe760 10 місяців тому +12

      the fact that the cores have a specific spot on their body designed for alcoholism is the most aperture thing I have ever seen
      also the “alcohol” is probably just an EMP frying the cores systems

    • @venusflytrapyt
      @venusflytrapyt 10 місяців тому +1

      What if instead of making him drunk it made him h- *metal pipe sound*

  • @silas470
    @silas470 Місяць тому +1

    I never thought that once in my life i would see a Portal intro with Undertale style

  • @NimbusAnimations
    @NimbusAnimations 2 роки тому +4

    Props to the guy who built the rail through the multiverse

  • @danneldanneldan
    @danneldanneldan 2 роки тому +547

    I think the turret saying "I'm flying" is possibly the cutest thing ever

    • @oh_no....
      @oh_no.... 2 роки тому +9

      agreed

    • @SculkySam226
      @SculkySam226 2 роки тому +3

      I thought nobody else was gonna talk about it!

    • @DarkJusn2020
      @DarkJusn2020 2 роки тому +17

      Turrets as a whole in these shorts are so god damn cute. Turret core included by earned merit

    • @jawthegamer6355
      @jawthegamer6355 2 роки тому

      i agree

    • @DarkStar-nw8ee
      @DarkStar-nw8ee 2 роки тому

      y e s

  • @serpe1033
    @serpe1033 5 років тому +134

    You can tell this is a fan project and not officially valve because of the number 3 in the title

    • @serpe1033
      @serpe1033 5 років тому +11

      In all seriousness this was definitely worth the wait great job man

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 років тому +1

      That hurt me so hard im still laughing with a gooseegg on my head! Also youre right on both counts!

  • @RTM_random
    @RTM_random 9 місяців тому

    Amazing, gotta love this series

  • @honesthour4686
    @honesthour4686 4 роки тому +416

    I expected all the ego cores to start singing "we are number one."

    • @petra080171
      @petra080171 4 роки тому +20

      GENIUS

    • @yakkyrwhackr
      @yakkyrwhackr 4 роки тому +16

      One sec. *comes back lugging a saxophone* Get ready bois

    • @betterthenallofu
      @betterthenallofu 4 роки тому +7

      We are number one hey!

    • @sirankleknocker3122
      @sirankleknocker3122 4 роки тому +9

      Dah, da dilidididiidididahdah, dahdadhahadahdah We are number one, Hey!

    • @4SC0RE
      @4SC0RE 4 роки тому +7

      Now he'll slip and slide on these banana peels what are you doing no no

  • @hannibustoogfyrre6074
    @hannibustoogfyrre6074 5 років тому +195

    When you even go and animate the bloopers... BRILLIANT!

  • @daniellemaclean1092
    @daniellemaclean1092 5 місяців тому

    I love this! plz do more!!!

  • @RedstoneCreeper2501
    @RedstoneCreeper2501 Місяць тому +2

    I miss this series

  • @MrAmyreim
    @MrAmyreim 4 роки тому +446

    I love how instead of just reusing old cores, he spends his time to create entirely new cores for these videos. Like Rose for example

    • @Zero_Neverhope
      @Zero_Neverhope 4 роки тому +18

      You mean that core that gets her gears off to flowers?

    • @neolicious3323
      @neolicious3323 4 роки тому +10

      I love the legal core xD

    • @ballisticblocker9163
      @ballisticblocker9163 4 роки тому +12

      They’re the same base model just with new textures and extra details.

    • @joezilla1018
      @joezilla1018 4 роки тому +7

      Eogo core is my favorite

    • @teraspeXt
      @teraspeXt 4 роки тому +15

      @@joezilla1018 Nah, Ego Core is better than Ego Core.

  • @largestbrain
    @largestbrain 3 роки тому +413

    Most satisfying things to say:
    - nincompoop
    - flatulence
    - *your potato just walked away*

    • @glados3198
      @glados3198 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah, I did. Because I don’t wanna deal with you!

    • @theonlyeye1170
      @theonlyeye1170 3 роки тому +2

      Or during UFO sightings footage; your potato is your camera

    • @fishyalt2
      @fishyalt2 3 роки тому +2

      @@glados3198 lol hi Glados

    • @glados3198
      @glados3198 3 роки тому +1

      @@fishyalt2 hello?

    • @glados3198
      @glados3198 3 роки тому +1

      @@looksmaxxer08 look, I don’t know who you are, or where you are but I’m gonna get one thing STRAIGHT with you, I’M the real GLaDOS, I was the one who was in all of the events. YOU are just a past, weak, version of me. Pointless. Worthless. Wheatley made me look like chell, a stupid potato. Now, I respect you are also me from a different time, but I. WILL. NEVER. give up my spot of being the original, okay? Okay. Have a “great day”

  • @Gulag_Official.
    @Gulag_Official. 3 місяці тому +3

    0:41 My man predicted the future.

  • @thespiralofpowah
    @thespiralofpowah 9 місяців тому +2

    Can't wait for meet the fours!

  • @hooligan9615
    @hooligan9615 3 роки тому +1554

    13:44
    Can we all appreciate how ADORABLE the little turret that said “I’m flying!” was?

  • @pakalupapito5578
    @pakalupapito5578 3 роки тому +204

    "Your potato just walked away"
    -fact core 2019

    • @NRIQ_nl
      @NRIQ_nl 2 роки тому +2

      oh the god!

    • @tonyamousel4492
      @tonyamousel4492 2 роки тому +2

      Its the meme lord himself

    • @manuelguerrero3581
      @manuelguerrero3581 2 роки тому +3

      Ah yes, I too get angry when my potato walks away

    • @tomsretrochannel1979
      @tomsretrochannel1979 2 роки тому +3

      Oh there goes my potato again

    • @pakalupapito5578
      @pakalupapito5578 2 роки тому +2

      @@tomsretrochannel1979 mine always runs for some reason. That's why I always ask myself, "why does it even have legs in the first place?"

  • @Yuti640
    @Yuti640 Рік тому +1

    The boots give +5 dexterity, which means performing tasks, primarily with the hands

  • @2009FordCrownVic
    @2009FordCrownVic Рік тому +1

    The turret saying “I’m flying” is so adorable

  • @Swordmaster905
    @Swordmaster905 5 років тому +265

    At least Harry can count to three...

  • @stevegamer68
    @stevegamer68 5 років тому +585

    "Portal Tale" Available only on the Aperture Switch!

    • @javakio6267
      @javakio6267 4 роки тому +5

      Hai Linh
      I would like but you have 69 likes and that’s perfect

    • @dreckcurryabueva8481
      @dreckcurryabueva8481 4 роки тому +3

      hi i want to oder q Aperture Switch with portal tale ins tall

    • @Maximus_-qc3zt
      @Maximus_-qc3zt 4 роки тому +10

      It should’ve been called “Portale”.

    • @Darinchik.
      @Darinchik. 4 роки тому +2

      Can I order Aperture Switch?

    • @thefreddyfazter781
      @thefreddyfazter781 4 роки тому

      269 likes.
      Edit: Not anymore.

  • @thechevyferrari9559
    @thechevyferrari9559 10 місяців тому +1

    The Matt berry voice for the Legal Core is perfect.

  • @DistaLatania
    @DistaLatania 3 місяці тому +1

    That volcano’s gonna have trouble finding someone to represent him in court.

  • @just_icez
    @just_icez 4 роки тому +138

    13:45 " *I'M FLYING* "
    That's so cute 🥺

  • @DodgeThatAttack
    @DodgeThatAttack 5 років тому +1216

    "Your potato just walked away"

  • @notfunny6606
    @notfunny6606 2 роки тому +7

    3:50 SPAAAAAAAACE!!!

  • @vargabalint2968
    @vargabalint2968 4 місяці тому +1

    I never thought i'd see Portal and 3 at the same time

  • @Mar_Marine
    @Mar_Marine 5 років тому +183

    Meet the Cores 4; The Badge is the narrator.

  • @splashything3001
    @splashything3001 4 роки тому +318

    I love the little detail when Fact is speaking to Avery it says “That is quite the selection” because it probably got traumatised from the red gel when it said “That is quite the mix”.

    • @TheCoolEevee
      @TheCoolEevee 4 роки тому +2

      His name is Fergus.

    • @ryzacobalion3622
      @ryzacobalion3622 4 роки тому +9

      DO. NOT. MIX. THE GELS!!!!!

    • @IbishuCovetDXi
      @IbishuCovetDXi 4 роки тому +7

      @@ryzacobalion3622 infinite acceleration. infinite propulsion. INFINITELY DEADLY.

    • @gabrielgalasso4899
      @gabrielgalasso4899 4 роки тому +2

      @@IbishuCovetDXi *we let it out at the Christmas party sometimes, its killed so many people,*its great no no its really sad

    • @oshel5793
      @oshel5793 4 роки тому +1

      Um, is this safe? Ah it's perfectly safe... as long as the shield stays up.

  • @casual_gamer58
    @casual_gamer58 11 місяців тому +1

    Love how we now have desk protecting turrets now

  • @Shy_183-
    @Shy_183- Рік тому +1

    Me encantó la referencia a bioshock!!!🤩🤩
    Y cambiando de tema¡¡tus animaciones son increíbles!!