@@brigidtheirish I had it explained to me that there were "watch dog" and "guard dog" breeds, and things worked best when watch dogs were quick to react but slow to attack, and guard dogs were safest when slow to react, but quick to attack once alerted. Said friend had a chihuahua as their watch dog, who was a bundle of energy that REALLY enjoyed cuddles.
@brigidtheirish I used to watch a homesteading channel where the "farm dog" was a Chihuahua. It was good at running off small predators. Seriously, even my mom's friend's Chihuahua was fantastic at alerting for visitors.
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors. I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense. Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
The funny thing is my aunt has a chihuahua and he is the sweetest lil guy ever. Eyes so big they barely fit on his lil bitty head, a cleft lip, he burrows under your blanket if you have one, never bites, just barks with excitement. I love him so much and I miss him
And the majority of them are aggressive because the owners think "Oh, they're small so it's okay" and they end up with an hyper aggressive dog because they don't train them, so cudos to your grandma for having an angel in this kind of dogs
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
My chi-terrier mix is a chill little dude, loves attention more than anything else and will furiously demand it if he must. His move is using his little snoot to dig under my hand or arm and then he flips his snoot up with consequently makes my hand land on his back or head. Devious little dude. I’m gonna go give him more love.
I am the proud mother of a chihuahua. He has never been violent towards anyone, he only barks when you are near the front door he loves cuddles and is the goodest of all good boys. 🐕
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means. Succulent: - Full of juice or sap; juicy. - Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems. -Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable. "a succulent bit of gossip." -Full of juice; juicy.
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy. He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU! They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers. Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of. I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another. 💖
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
Daisy! Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
I inherited my moms chihuahua after her passing and he’s the best and super cuddly but he can be a cranky old man now that’s he’s 8 yrs old. He definitely shakes for no reason but he’s the best doggo and he’s super friendly to everyone he meets
@@kittykingdoms Yes well, if we're gonna be pedantic about the terminology of an animal that assists another animal, a dog that assists a disabled dog wouldn't be a service animal either, since disabled pets aren't covered by the ADA or Fair Housing Act (assuming you're referring to the legality of service dogs in the U.S. - I don't know if service animal definitions of other countries includes assisting disabled animals).
@@libraryoflilylol199had a friend who had a service animal that was a small black cat. It would alert his family to medical issues such as seizures. Had the vest, paperwork, etc. Fully certified FELINE service animal. Shuttup. You don't know what you're talking about
True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because He is as attractive as I am Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says Not even He can trump him. Oh well maybe I am in good Company.
I miss my chihuahua. She was a cross breed. She only barked to alert us, didn't bite, and wanted to give love to anyone that walked through the door. She was so precious
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯 (also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction Quick Google for "exact" quote: Isaiah 45:7 King James Version 7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things. Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
They've got working dog mentality in an unfortunately cute body. So when you pair them with an idiot looking for an accessory rather than a companion.... the wrath of hell ensues
@user-yv6xx2nu7k 100% you nailed it. Chihuahuas aren't shi tzus, pugs, poms... they're small dogs but they're working dogs bred to work farms in Mexico. If you treat them like an accessory or even a lapdog, you'll get the same response as a mastiff or malinois...chaos.
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense. I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back. Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else. Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
The only real comment, everyone else like: "they're really not that bad, so misunderstood, they just want to protect you'..... 😅😅😅 They are fluffy little devil spawn.
That would explain a lot and for why that breed tends to live longer than the others because the anger pushes them to continue compared to the other dogs who are happy and don't have anything to complain about
And if anybody thinks God would not allow Satan to do this, despite that he has the paperwork, and one of his three religions about him can be described as being about redemption. Not to use his name in vein, but he does have a higher body count than Lucifer.
As a pagan and non angry rat owner, i also love this! All jokes aside i hope you and your dog are both well, and that you both remain in good health for a very long time.
As a chihuahua owner they are like this, hyper, angry, but if you give them love and attention they’re really nice! Edit: I’m not normally this type of person but woah! This is the most likes I’ve ever had- tysm
They have the personality of Cerberus but are so small and adorable, the only thing I don’t miss about mine is she’d run like a bat out a hell if she got outside when no one was paying attention
I met a chihuahua and he was super scared of strangers so I just said hello from a distance. But he was soooooo cuteee . I wish I could pet him but he was afraid of everything poor baby
I had one called Sugar. She was the sweetest, loved cuddles, scritchies, belly rubs...and she was notorious for being sneaky and stealing potatoes. She was the best.
I also had a chihuahua that was obsessed with potatoes. I didn’t realise this was a thing? I was peeling potatoes and some peel fell to the floor and he lunged for it, it was gone in seconds and the kitchen was never safe again
Mine is about the same age, but she is still threatening the world every time she goes outside. Her play time inside is much shorter than it was when she was young but she still had everything in her that she had day one. Including the rage of 10,000 men.
Everything in this video make sense: ✅️Gabriel being younger brother ✅️God ok with Luci being upsatairs ✅️Chihuahuas having the anger of 10000 men ✅️Gabriel being a killjoy ✅️Satan creating Chihuahuas
Oh... it didn't occur to me till now he probably didn't buy that *for this skit*. And if he did well... now he has a nice black suit to look *the most* suave at any event he goes to... I feel like there's a few youtubers I've watched where they had the suit and I'm like "well that makes sense, of course they do".
My 15 yo Chihuahua mix tried going after a pure breed Great Pyrenees that was at the park with us. She's really protective, thank god the stray dog just looked at her and did nothing.
I adopted a stray chihuahua but I had to give him up because when we took him to the groomer, there was a lot of screaming, both from the dog and the groomer. She had to get stitches. Dont underestimate a chihuahua folks.
From someone who had a Chihuahua as a pet it’s so true that they are always hyper and always angry but if give it love and attention then you’ll have a dog that will love you with every fiber of their being.
My baby girl is probably a rarity in the Chihuahua breed she doesn't have a angry bone in her body. She is the most pacifist dog I know beside my deceased pug. Only time I ever saw her become anything like a actually angry Chihuahua is when my Rat Terrier gets in her face and oversteps his boundaries. Then i see the ankle bitter come out in her.
They’re the sweetest things ever when you treat them well, and the most nightmarish when you don’t. Every chihuahua I’ve owned was nothing but a little cuddle baby, and that’s because I didn’t treat them like a toy.
i have a chihuahua peke mix. his a monster to strangers , loves his family though. and i love him to death. he was like that from day 1 too 😅 im just careful so he doesnt hurt anyone
Mine growls if you try to pick him up, even if he was begging to be picked up. He also runs when I try and put him on my bed even if he woke me up trying to get up. Strange little dog, loves cuddles though.
Chihuaha's, 50% rage, 50% tremble.
They tremble with rage! 📳😖🤬📳
Your proportions are a bit off, it's 65% rage and 35% tremble
@@justafan13 your proportions are a bit off, it's 100% rage, 100% tremble. Like Jesus with divinity and manhood.
You are both wrong. The rage is over 9000! And the body trembles because it just barely contains the power it possesses.
When I first saw this comment, it had 666 likes 😂
I love how the angel is the only sane person there
74 likes and zero comments let me help with that
541 and 2 comments let me help with that
872 with 3 comments? Let me help with that
1k likes and 4 bots? this is fix
1.4k likes and only 6 comments? This will do
there’s too much rage for their little bodies so they shake uncontrollably
524 no comment?
631 likes and 1 reply? Lemme fix that
They are the spawn of Satan
845 likes and 2 replay? Lemme fix that
894 likes and 3 replies? Lemme fix that
Every Chihuahua I've ever met has been a complete sweetheart. And that's coming from a mailman! Though any breed can be sweet if properly socialized.
I have met a few that I really liked. They all had owners with previous experience with German Shepherds.
@@tessalynne6778 That... That makes a lot of sense. Might sound crazy, but chihuahuas were bred to be *guard dogs.*
I am the opposite all the ones I have met have been crazy and angry
@@brigidtheirish I had it explained to me that there were "watch dog" and "guard dog" breeds, and things worked best when watch dogs were quick to react but slow to attack, and guard dogs were safest when slow to react, but quick to attack once alerted. Said friend had a chihuahua as their watch dog, who was a bundle of energy that REALLY enjoyed cuddles.
@brigidtheirish I used to watch a homesteading channel where the "farm dog" was a Chihuahua. It was good at running off small predators. Seriously, even my mom's friend's Chihuahua was fantastic at alerting for visitors.
That small body of Chihuahua contains the rage of all nine circles of hells.
And the intense vibrating of a temmie that has been left alone in battle for too long
Contain?
It's more like a portable boombox to shout out all the agony of untold myriads of sinners souls^^
@@raymondwiggins354 Hoiiiii I'm temmie ○W○
I work for a hospice company that visits patients at home. Our worker’s comp guy was giving us a lecture on safety in people’s homes and mentioned that 90%+ of worker’s comp claims are from Chihuahua bites.😂
and all 9 cells of its brain
My grandparents had twin chihuahuas named Money and Cash. They were absolute terrors. They attacked anything that moved. Made me develop a love for really big dogs.
I wanna be a grandparent like that
I don't want your Cash Money. 😂
It's the owners, not the dogs.
@@gerudoqueenriju ...You are so right. My grandparents thought it was hilarious when those little beasts attacked someone. You never left their home with bites and scratches. They were never disciplined.
@@amberfuchscia709 That's why I often feel bad as someone having little dogs. People will assume the worst things because of too many little dog owners not taking care of their dogs.
“Feed on the souls of bad dog owners” is the greatest idea ever
On god
And god said it's a good idea 🤣
funny
Being a bad owner to your dog, and then dying by a chihuahua eating your soul. If that isn’t karma, I don’t know what is.
It actually is
DNA TEST: 50% rage, 49% memes, 1% taco bell
I loved the Taco Bell ads with the Chihuahua 😂
“Anger of 10,000 men..”
“20,000 if it mixes with a Jack Russell.”
Oh my God that sounds both wonderful and terrible. The Russell intelligence and ability to jump like 6ft or more straight up in the air, combined with a chihuahuas homicidal rage, and brass balls. Sounds Ike a scary thought. I would still like to see it tho.
@@alchemicmercury Its better left out of the picture. I have one, and while being over 5, is still spry as ever. Im lucky enough to where theres a chance to where he’ll just sleep rather than play.
Idk why people say that, my neighbors got a Jack Russel, he's really cute, rarely barks and recognizes me and my dog as his neighbors.
I tried making him meet my American Akita but he is too afraid each time we approach so I gave up that idea. Both him and mine acknowledge each other as neighbors so they know each other although they never smelled one another. Both are quiet and friendly. Glad he's calm like that since otherwise I'd be deaf already.
@@yarik14 Cant speak for all dogs but for mine, hes only very angry and barks a lot because he was ripped away from his mother too soon. But he still is afraid of bigger dogs if hes face to face with them. So its just dependent on the dog.
@@yarik14Jack Russells are usually never hostile towards people
Satan: **inflicts humanity with chihuahuas and their barely contained rage**
Gabriel: This is why Dad doesn't fckin love you!
😂😂😂😂
Satan attest I have bichis
Satan: said the dude whos only major role in pop culture is as an imposter
I get the reference
I own a Chiuauha
"The anger of 10,000 men" was one of the better lines I've heard recently. That's some top-notch content right there!
My mom says "Chihuahua" when she's angry
😢🎉 🎉😊
Vlad's idea! As a Romanian I kind of feel proud.😂😂😂😂
I had a chihuahua named Mijo, one of my favorite little hell hounds ever. He was so good and protective
Mijo is a slang for pee in brasilian portuguese, sorry
@Aspenashh It's also Spanish for my boy, my son. But thanks ✌️
This dog was begging to suffer bullying in brazil kkkkkk
@@lunatic.asf420Yes, and mija for a daughter
"What's up, little brother," and, "Just like old times," is the most biblical thing ever.
just like Old Testament times
The likes being 616 💀
But isn't lucifer God's son?
@Katsuya06 no he was an angel
Satan created chihuhuas? It makes sense.
Chihuahua is a human invention (human playing God) and a proof of human cruelty ( its a useless race, its a deformed dog, its brain doesn't have enough space for growing because its head is too small , it suffers headache and other medical problems).
For some reason I absolutely love the line "That's right, bitches. And I've got the paperwork."
Gun owners talking to the atf be like
Sounds kinda gay to me
@@SoniWyd I don't see it, but okay sure
Fr
@@SoniWydnothing wrong with being a raging homosexual but also effective and efficient at your job 😂
“The anger of *10,000* men” Had me *rolling* 💀
that was indeed the joke
you really rolled?
You see me rolling
My man took advice from Vlad-bloody-Tepes.
@@shyrougegaming7922 what's that?
The funny thing is my aunt has a chihuahua and he is the sweetest lil guy ever. Eyes so big they barely fit on his lil bitty head, a cleft lip, he burrows under your blanket if you have one, never bites, just barks with excitement. I love him so much and I miss him
Well those huge eyes sometimes explode through to too much pressure. They are horribly bred...
And the majority of them are aggressive because the owners think "Oh, they're small so it's okay" and they end up with an hyper aggressive dog because they don't train them, so cudos to your grandma for having an angel in this kind of dogs
@@beansandrunning Horribly bred but it is the longest living breed of dog
first comment that's actually correct about chihuahuas
Your basically hit jackpot, because that’s like 1 out of 20,000 chihuahuas lol.
As a Christian who owns a chihuahua I love this!! Like my down shakes when barking or just for any reason. So angry at the wind! But she’s a bed cuddler and so affectionate to us.
@antichrist1864😂
@antichrist1864 just you, your comment and your general aura. I love it. If we met in real life, we'd either be best friends, or the gatekeeper and keymaster from ghostbusters.
@antichrist1864 if anyone can save humanity from the illusion that is organized religion, it's you.
@satan you want to erase us? Well screw you we'll do it first
@satan I believe that as long as internet access is maintained and fact-checked, people will have much wider perspectives and generally be better people. And the therapy business will be very lucrative.
My chihuahua is so still that people are shocked he isn't stuffed when his is around. He stands up and does a thousand-yard stare for like an hour. I love him haha
Your dog is dying
I love stoneresque chis
I had a cat like that and everyone used to call him "brain dead" or "beep" as in the big long beep on a heart monitor when people die. All said in jest of course, he was a fuzzy little weirdo, but multiple vets assured me he was fine.
Chihuahua with the tism
You got the silent rager I suppose
When the rebellious one comes back, but is still the parental favorite.
So true though-😂🤣
*Cough*Jason Todd*Cough*
So... you mean... the "prodigal son" was actually about Lucyfer?
Yes my favorite robin jason Todd
mh good ideas have to be recognized by someone.
just saying 🙂
My chi-terrier mix is a chill little dude, loves attention more than anything else and will furiously demand it if he must. His move is using his little snoot to dig under my hand or arm and then he flips his snoot up with consequently makes my hand land on his back or head. Devious little dude. I’m gonna go give him more love.
That's a terrier move! I miss my lil Westie.😢
*chuckles demonically*
“Yeah, that was Vlad’s idea.”
Are you a PJO fan?
I mean you have Reyna as profile picture
@@Hibubbles0315 ah yeah I make pjo and hoo edits
@@viktorisedits it’s interesting seeing other fans in other kind of videos, I’ll see your edits
@@philipphalter926 He would probably use the little maggots as torture devices.
Thanks to vlad I seen a diabolic tiny dog.
I’ve seen chihuahuas that are like 17 years old. It’s like their rage fuels them with life
I had one for 17 years, she never weighed over 5 lbs. When she was 3 days old we put a string around her neck and had that punkin her entire life.
👍🥹yep
Dog too angry to die
That's a Sith Lord right there
Mines 16
The 'that's right bitches i have got the paperwork' got me dying
Bro came prepared after half an eternity
Female dog
ikr!
Lucifer is the patron saint of administrators & bureaucrats. 😅
@@MandyWoodside-ks3bj ikr, he layered so many jokes into this clip 🤣🤍
“That’ssss actually very helpful…” that had me dying lol.
I am the proud mother of a chihuahua. He has never been violent towards anyone, he only barks when you are near the front door he loves cuddles and is the goodest of all good boys. 🐕
I love chi's and their psychosis is part of their charm, but I must admit, your little guy sounds amazing!
A chihuahua looks like it’s on caffeine 24/7
*wouldn't gliding be faster?*
Twinses!!!
100%
And the caffeine triggers it's rage
@@IamProcool couldn’t be more right
“ isn’t that a little intense?”
“Yes, thank you!”
Had me dead lol
Did you have a funeral?
@@Over.Heavenn yes lol
Don't use google translatt ဒါဖြင့် မင်း ဒါကို တကယ် ဘာသာပြန်တာလား? ဘာပဲ ဖြစ်ဖြစ် စာရင်းပေးသွင်းထားခြင်းဖြင့် ပျော်ရွှင်ဖွယ် နေ့တစ်နေ့ ဖြစ်ပါစေ။
Jesus loves you so much, and wants you to come back to Him! Accept God as your savior, and you will be blessed with eternal life in Heaven with God the Father. I hope to see you there one day. ❤
I gotchu with that 666 👍
As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they shiver 24/7
I'm so glad mine doesn't.
@@zarasbazaardoes yours shit 24/7 cause mine does
My friend has two Chihuahuas 😅
Same
Fr tho 😂
"Just like old times" is such an underrated line 🤣
“Violent shaking” got me dying. Also I think chihuahuas should have succulent breathing
what the fuck does that mean
That makes absolutely no sense.I'm not sure you know what the word "succulent" means.
Succulent:
- Full of juice or sap; juicy.
- Having thick, fleshy, water-storing leaves or stems.
-Highly interesting or enjoyable; delectable.
"a succulent bit of gossip."
-Full of juice; juicy.
I think autocorrect has done you a disservice with succulent.
Autocorrect will mess you up here!
I’ve only met one chihuahua and he was the sweetest little dog. One of his legs wasn’t fully grown right, so he walked on 3 legs but still got around so fast. Much love to Minnow
Minnow is such a cute small dog name!!
Dude my chihuahua only has 3 legs and is sweet around other people maybe all of their rage is stored in the legs
minnow translates to small and insignificant
Consider yourself lucky. I live in LA where every other person has one. The majority of them bite and are very mean spirited. The one you met must have a great owner.
@@evanfrioux910 My rage is *also* stored in my legs, so I can relate.
I have 2 chihuahuas and they are like REALLLLY chill, they dont get mad unless their playing with me😂
My little Chihuahu is a chill but he is very intense little dude. He is a service dog and is very job oriented. He is in charge of getting me help when in public if in public my body freezes up. He also points out things I drop so I can pick them up with my stick. He even going above and beyond by working with me with my physical therapy.
He also helps me open doors and stick to a dally schedule.
And he'll protect you from any other dog ever.
Sounds like a very good boy.
going off this video's jokes, maybe it ate the soul of a secretary that was a bad dog owner XD
That's so cool! You can help no matter what your size.
Your Chihuahua is so chill because he’s got a job and gets to actually use his intelligence. They’re so intense because that little brain is always working. It needs an outlet and you’ve given him the greatest gift: something to do, to think about, to be alert about. BLESS YOU!
They are intense and hard-wired to go above and beyond in everything they do: loving, working, helping, protecting, cuddling… a Chihuahua never does anything half-assed. They’re take-charge, pocket-sized little soldiers.
Our blessing is that they’ve got a long life span compared to other dog breeds. A lot of them live well beyond 12-14 years of age (I know 2 that are 16 years old). Sadly they’re afflicted with weak knees we need to be mindful of.
I wish you long years with your wonderful companion. Take care of one another.
💖
As a proud Chihuahua stan, YES. Also, you can't forget that, despite being all rage and all tremble, they are near immortal. My Chihuahua is 17. I've met someone with a 22-year-old Chihuahua. Their anger fuels them in unexplainable ways.
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be… unnatural
They live off of spite
@@painpegaHave you ever heard about the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
Ba dog owner spotted, must try my hardest to ruin jokes
i feel so bad for chihuhas
I love the headcanon that satan is just a chill guy who occasionally likes to be mischevious
i love how Luci had the paperwork and everything. and you know he didn't leave any room for loopholes.
He should have access to a lot of lawyers...
@@GhostBear3067 he 100% does
Also Gabriel keeps his dogs breeds in that sheet but Luci has a whole book on chihuahuas lol
No room for error. Not since that Johnny fiasco.
that's because Hell has 99% of all lawyers.
My chihuahua is 15% anger, 20% tremble and 65% looking for snacks
“65% looking for snacks”😂
Isn’t that all dogs?
@@wolfspirit7239 idk I just know my dog is a snack bandit
@Jewelz-qt8qt if anything I'm a snack bandit. If you have snacks and I see it I guarantee you I will ask for some
@@Big_Nick86 you sound like one of my nephews he can see or hear wrappers he pops up n asks for some
Mine was 1% anger, and 99% looking for snacks😅
As a Chihuahua owner I can not confirm that it has the anger of 10,000 men.I can confirm it has the anger of 40,000 men-
😂😂
mines actually chill tho
100,000 men
mine is so pure(
I don't get all the angry chihuahua jokes, my grandma has 6 of them and their all sweet wittle pure babies lol
I have a half chihuahua, and her chihuahua anger is basically nonexistent unless there’s a squirrel in the yard.
My chihuahua baby was an angel- unless you messed with his ears or woke him from sleep…or just looked at him wrong 😂
Or probably just looked at him... Or was in his vicinity... Or excistet
@@Homewardaffinity breathed HIS air
Sooo...a fallen angel?
Angel just like Lucifer 😂
😂😂😂 You guys...smh
Had to take care of a chihuahua for a week. He seemed very chill and didn't bark at all but was shaking violently almost all the time
Yeah, chihuahuas can be chill if you train them like any other breed.
They're mutant abominations. They are not supposed to be like that
I had to take care of one for a week it was demon hell spawn an absolute demonic abomination the only chill chihuahua I know is so scared of everything including her bowl but the one I took care of was a demon I think thanos should have instead killed half the chihuahuas in the universe that would have been more helpful
Same. She was very sweet unless one of our other pets came by.
if they act like anger demons they have a bad owner
"They feed off the souls of bad dog owners"
Probably the best idea ive heard.
SATAN
@@mahwishaasimu a saitanist?
@@Roadrunnerr12 yes
god liked it as well. 😁
B@@Roadrunnerr12
I've seen this before, but watching it after seeing some chihuahua videos hits differently 😂❤❤
As a Chihuahua owner, this video makes me laugh so much. Everyone’s terrified of him but he comes into my room at night to cuddle up to me
SAME
Satan must like you💀
My Chihuahua is a big baby she loves cuddles
My aunt has three and they think they’re guard dogs until you actually walk in the house, then they run for protection 😭
Chihuahua is a menace to everyone other than his owner
I have a friend whose sister had 2. One of them was the sweetest thing and took an instant liking to me. The other one... Oh boy. The slightest twitch on my part and it was time for war.
Daisy!
Little chihuahua that must wear a spoon harness. One day she wasn’t wearing it, came racing to the fence, barking, slipped through the bars, tumbled to a stop against my feet, and then just looked up, all scared and wide-eyed. She loves acting tough but is really just a little sugar cube
Yup, they tend to bond to like 1 to 3 people. After that its all passive to active hostility ive noticed
So the first one decided to give all their divinely appointed rage to the second one, so the second one just has the rage of 20,000 men?
@@starsaur6664 I'd say that is a possible explanation. 😆
As a chihuahua owner a can confirm they are 25% shake , 25% love for one person , and 50% rage
The love for one person is real. My mom got one, I didn't know we had it. I thought I kicked a rat. Then he slept with me every night because I'm alpha?
Yes
I inherited my moms chihuahua after her passing and he’s the best and super cuddly but he can be a cranky old man now that’s he’s 8 yrs old. He definitely shakes for no reason but he’s the best doggo and he’s super friendly to everyone he meets
the best part is that they arent really 50% anger, they show that anger with bad owners so the "feed on bad owners' soul" is almost a real thing
Dude fr 😂
fr my sis has one and she is the sweetest dog and walks with grace.
Long hairs also tend to be sweeter than short hairs.
The video pretty funny but I'm against making fun of ANY religion exept if it's dum
@@mysteriousmask9096 So you're not against making fun of any religion?
The chihuahua… The only dog that needs its own service dog & an anger management coach
My sister's has service CATS
@@whiteshaixthat’s not a thing. Cats can’t be service animals 👍🏻
@@kittykingdoms Yes well, if we're gonna be pedantic about the terminology of an animal that assists another animal, a dog that assists a disabled dog wouldn't be a service animal either, since disabled pets aren't covered by the ADA or Fair Housing Act (assuming you're referring to the legality of service dogs in the U.S. - I don't know if service animal definitions of other countries includes assisting disabled animals).
@@libraryoflilylol199had a friend who had a service animal that was a small black cat. It would alert his family to medical issues such as seizures. Had the vest, paperwork, etc. Fully certified FELINE service animal.
Shuttup. You don't know what you're talking about
The anger keeps them living longer my mothers chihuahua is 23
I just need to point out how good he looks in that suit
Red & black work really well for him
True that I fear he's not as talented as I think because
He is as attractive as I am
Manipulated by. I would leave it to God but he says
Not even He can trump him.
Oh well maybe I am in good
Company.
Trueeeee
Loki..😂 bad ass suit..
@@guerisfone8351 epic movie reference
I miss my chihuahua. She was a cross breed. She only barked to alert us, didn't bite, and wanted to give love to anyone that walked through the door.
She was so precious
Chihuahuas be like: 50 % tremble, 50% chaos, 1000% rage
😢 so mean I have a chihuahua and he cuddles with me ❤
That’s 1100%!!
Bro last week a chihuahua chased me down it was on my ankles
@@Mia_luvthe chihuahua may have been in a bad situation or not properly treated
@@Rex-787 mongus
“Apple shaped head”
Lmao my chihuahua heard that and looked at me with much tremble
Update:he ate an apple
😂
Nah, bro was offended 💀
That means its about to fuck you up
That means its about to fuck you up
Bro gonna bite you to death
When satan makes a dog breed, of course it has to be the chihuahua😂
Yep😂
and the Shiba Inu!
@@victrola2007 nah
What about pinschers tho?
Caucasian Shepherd. THUMBS!!! IT HAS THUMBS!!!
Nah they got more anger than Zeus when Percy tells him to pay child support
“That’s right bitches”immediately fell in love 😂😂😂
LAMO
whats up little brother was amazing too!!🤣
I love this. I have a rescue that I did a dna test on. She came back mostly whippet but I swear there is chihuahua blood in there. She shakes like crazy, doesn’t like other dogs sand refused to be potty trained. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lucifer understands the importance of bureaucracy and yet how slow it is. So he got the paperwork done b4 hand.
--hi--
Let's just take a moment to appreciate how hard bro is killing it in that suit.
Got me thinking sinful thoughts fr
@@solus8685 Same bruh 😩
The Devil's drip is real
Devils and demons in sharp suits really do hit different
@@solus8685glad I was not the only one 😅😅
as a chihuahua owner i can confirm this 🔥✌️😔
My Chihuahua is all soft and jelly but hates. Everybody knew mostly
Also yes...
The "Rage Tremble".
She can get so angry that she cries. 😭
As a chihuahua I can confirm this.
@@inthelandofmorethansmall7582 😮😭🥹
"Yes i do.. thank youuu❤❤" caught me offguard😂😂
OF COURSE chihuahuas are the literal spawn of Satan (with Dracula's creative input), it all makes sense now 🤯
(also, you make one sharp Lucifer feat. young Nick Cave vibes, mr jauncydev 👌)
Now, is vlad dracula as in count dracula, or vlad dracula as in VLAD THE IMPALER!
@@StrakanDocrusReakal Dracula is based off Vlad the Impaler anyway, so it doesn't really matter😂
They meant Vlad the Impaler, not the vampire made after him.
@@HaagseDannyKalf i know, i know, AND I LOVE IT
not to be the WeLL-aCtUaLLy girl, but his human name was Dracula too 😅 so everybody is correct yay!
“I was thinking they feed off the souls of bad dog owners.” Nono. Let him cook.
It makes sense, majority of angry, aggressive chihauhaus come from people that don't train or socialise their dog properly lol
And God being super on board with it. Perfect.
``So, you wanna make a... Chi-oo-aa-oo-aa?``
I died laughing 💀 😂
Thats always how I say it in my head... except chi'who'aa'who'aa
Yes! That’s also how I remember to spell it 😂
My son saw the name and pronounced it cha hoooa hoooa
As a Chihuahua owner, this is accurate 😂
Never ask:
A man his salary
A woman her weight
A chihuahua why it’s angry
It's age not weight
Or both 🤷♀️
@@snehajagajith6409it's both 😂
I mean, never ask a woman why she's angry either. ESPECIALLY if you're the reason why 😂😂😂
Woman it’s definitely both. Age and weight
listen God is just happy to be doing an activity with his son again
😭😭😭😭😭
Brother
@@AngelaKSellsHomes satan called gabriel "little brother". cause satan used to be an angel. they were both created by God, so he is their creator/father
@AngelaKSellsHomes that's from American fanfiction
Quick Google for "exact" quote:
Isaiah 45:7
King James Version
7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.
Every version of this passage has them admitting they created good and evil.
@@j.woodard2452Amen✝️🙏
Chihuahuas are either completely chill lil guys or angry little crackheads, there is no in-between with them.
The one I encountered was chill.
They've got working dog mentality in an unfortunately cute body. So when you pair them with an idiot looking for an accessory rather than a companion.... the wrath of hell ensues
99.99% of the time there angry little crackheads and 0.01% chill
Depends on the owners
@user-yv6xx2nu7k 100% you nailed it. Chihuahuas aren't shi tzus, pugs, poms... they're small dogs but they're working dogs bred to work farms in Mexico.
If you treat them like an accessory or even a lapdog, you'll get the same response as a mastiff or malinois...chaos.
But they give more fear than a mid size dog
Well I guess now Constantine will need to look into a Chihuahua's eyes to enter the circles of Hell. 😅
I have a Chihuahua / Jack Russell mix. She can be a little...intense.
I used to know an old lady whose favorite breed was "Them Chahoohoo dogs!" She was also tiny and filled with rage. I loved her.
Used to have a chihuahua/JRT mix named Scrappy Doo because reasons
Mine was called Hemi, and he warmed up to me so much that whenever I left the house he would bark and howl until I got back.
Would violently shake when he wanted something (mostly while you were eating), and *HATED* pretty much everything and everyone else.
Sadly had to be put down because of acute kidney failure at 19
@@derrickallen8138 that’s perfect
@mook_butt his original name was Todd but it didn't fit him. Couldn't figure out a name until we saw his personality.
I had one name Lil Bit and she was the sweetest thing.... to people... animals were a different story and her favorite prey was lizards on the brick foundation. An yes I said prey, because she would spend over half the day actively hunting lizards around the house and it was like watching a schnauzer go after rats lol
When I was a child, we had a Chihuahua. He was the sweetest, kindest, and most protective little man. He and I would nap together and he would growl and snap at anyone who tried to wake me. I miss him.
"Don't you dare wake up my sleeping buddy"
I was once at my Cousins house with my father and one of her Terriers acted like that too.She sleept with me in one room and barked at my father in the morning and spend the day following me around the house.
I have 3 chihuahuas. This guys description is an understatement.
The only real comment, everyone else like: "they're really not that bad, so misunderstood, they just want to protect you'..... 😅😅😅
They are fluffy little devil spawn.
Chihauhaus are nice to their owners, but mean towards everyone else.
well, i think they started ro evolve...
@@keagaming9837yes, mine attacks anyone he hasn't seen me shake hands with at least 10 times.
fine for u but anyone else RAGE OF 30,000 MEN
That would explain a lot and for why that breed tends to live longer than the others because the anger pushes them to continue compared to the other dogs who are happy and don't have anything to complain about
"Dont you think it's a little...intense???"
"Yes I do thank you "
That had me rolling 😂😂😂
He's so proud of not half a ssing it.
My response would be "not really? I toned it down a lot. Vlad originally asked for 100,000"
It sounded like Taylor Swift
“Chi oo aa oo aa” 💀💀
The translation for this comment 😂😂
"chi yes aa yes aa"💀💀
🤣 I did that why does UA-cam always give the weirdest translations
The translation though💀😭😂
Chi oo aa oo aa like bro,💀💀💀💀💀
As soon as Lucy said he was making the breed, I already knew what breed it would be 😂
Lol, call me weird but if Lucifer had a British accent in this video, it would be a hundred times better 😂
Wow, man, almost like the title’s in the bottom left.
😂😂
And if anybody thinks God would not allow Satan to do this, despite that he has the paperwork, and one of his three religions about him can be described as being about redemption. Not to use his name in vein, but he does have a higher body count than Lucifer.
I thought it was a pit bull…
“feeds off the souls of bad dog owners”
wait, wait let him cook.
My chihuahua passed last year and she was sweet, spicy, and terrified of everything except fireworks and vacuum cleaners. I miss her.
Awe sending love ❤
I’m thankful for your loss
@@steamaccount2651😶
@@steamaccount2651huh????
@@RosieCatIsFat don’t worry I meant it
As a Christian, and a Chihuahua owner, i LOVED this.
As a pagan and non angry rat owner, i also love this! All jokes aside i hope you and your dog are both well, and that you both remain in good health for a very long time.
as a Satanist and also a chihuahua owner i loved this too lmao 😭
Well that's an idiom
@@remixbyanne2843 dont kill the mood lol
As a Christian and a not Chihuahua owner... I also Love this!
As a chihuahua owner they are like this, hyper, angry, but if you give them love and attention they’re really nice!
Edit: I’m not normally this type of person but woah! This is the most likes I’ve ever had- tysm
The real devil dogs
They have the personality of Cerberus but are so small and adorable, the only thing I don’t miss about mine is she’d run like a bat out a hell if she got outside when no one was paying attention
Did your chihuahua grow thumbs and hold you at gun point?
@@kindadumb916 yes, yes she did
@@tommyhammond9720 oof mine would too, Lol
you would think that Cerberous was a massive three headed Chihuahua that ate the sinners's souls and you would be right!!
That just took the myth from "meh" to terrifying
A very cerebral comment.....
😂👍
We needed artwork of Chirebrus yesterday
When you're loved by a chihuahua, you feel special.
It's like being accepted thru fire and trial
🤣🤣👏🫶
it's like being accepted by satan?
😂😂😂😂😂
Do you mean trial by fire?
Reading this as mine is having a nap with me and my yorkie
"That wasn't a compliment, but ok" LOL hilarious.
It really sucks when people take your insults as compliments :balls:
I will not stand for chihuahua hate they are adorable balls of rage and that is perfectly okay
Growing up, we had a lovely elderly Chihuahua who was terrified of men. She was the only dog I've ever truly loved.
❤
I had a dog with the same exact description of yours but not afraid of people, I miss her
❤❤❤❤❤
Sexist, why only men?
I met a chihuahua and he was super scared of strangers so I just said hello from a distance. But he was soooooo cuteee . I wish I could pet him but he was afraid of everything poor baby
I had one called Sugar. She was the sweetest, loved cuddles, scritchies, belly rubs...and she was notorious for being sneaky and stealing potatoes. She was the best.
Potatoes?! 😭😭
What a remarkable trait: potato theft
Potatoes. Frickin potatoes. Really?
@@lordoflemons776 *Potatoes*
I also had a chihuahua that was obsessed with potatoes. I didn’t realise this was a thing? I was peeling potatoes and some peel fell to the floor and he lunged for it, it was gone in seconds and the kitchen was never safe again
My tiny dumb dumb has been one of the coolest chihuahuas I've ever seen. She just snuggles now that shes 14 yo 🥺🖤
Chis contain so much love in their tiny bodies. They're more love than rage
Took that long huh? Pathetic.😂
@@pandawastaken9158 their pea brain has space for love and shaking. Rage is their fuel, that would explain their lifespan 😂
Mine is about the same age, but she is still threatening the world every time she goes outside. Her play time inside is much shorter than it was when she was young but she still had everything in her that she had day one. Including the rage of 10,000 men.
@@neobaldurevermore3757 that is awesome, let her burn that rage before being a calm and collected senior lady 🖤
God: I love it!
God, a week later: I absolutely regret it!
The angel need a raise
Fr
Pun intended?
Fr
Everything in this video make sense:
✅️Gabriel being younger brother
✅️God ok with Luci being upsatairs
✅️Chihuahuas having the anger of 10000 men
✅️Gabriel being a killjoy
✅️Satan creating Chihuahuas
Everything looks about right 👍
Luci?
Lucifer
Depictions of God and Satan are both horribly incorrect, but the satire of Satan creating chihuahuas is funny.
when i heard lucifer i also felt the Lucifer fanbase rise up
Can we take a moment to appreciate how fine he looks in that black suit
True
AND the red dress shirt underneath? I’m stealing that fit lol
@@corpsenymph4644 I also would but Im terribly afraid of the heat
Oh... it didn't occur to me till now he probably didn't buy that *for this skit*. And if he did well... now he has a nice black suit to look *the most* suave at any event he goes to... I feel like there's a few youtubers I've watched where they had the suit and I'm like "well that makes sense, of course they do".
@@frostfang1 Yeah I'm sure everyone has a suit lying around somewhere
"Don't you think 💬 thats intense" Yes I do thank you 💯😁".
I have a Chihuahua myself. She’s over 11(she’s a rescue so we don’t know her exact age) and she made our pitbull afraid of her😅
Na the pit bull just knew he couldn't kill it because he would be in trouble
@Jordan-bg7xc this person thinks every pitbull is a killer.
I don't understand it, why do people get then in the first place?
@@Wesmin pits are good dogs unironicly its how their raised that makes them bad they can actually be sweet as hell
i own 3 of them and no ones ever been attacked by them all of them are sweet dogs
As a chihuahua owner i can say that they are really protective
Tell that to my 160 lb bulldog and gsp.😂 protective yet not effective 😂😂😂 a robber would step on it.
My 15 yo Chihuahua mix tried going after a pure breed Great Pyrenees that was at the park with us. She's really protective, thank god the stray dog just looked at her and did nothing.
To bad it’s the equivalent of Peter Dinklage protecting John Cena from a Grizzly bear gorilla hybrid.
I have 2
It's less about being protective and more about being insecure. They're a horrible breed
My boy was only a terror when we were giving him a pedicure. Otherwise, total angel.
yo I just stopped cutting my chihuahuas nails altogether 💀💀💀
I feel this. My chi gets soooooo mad at me. But then I tell him his toes are so pretty now and he prances around all proud.
I adopted a stray chihuahua but I had to give him up because when we took him to the groomer, there was a lot of screaming, both from the dog and the groomer. She had to get stitches. Dont underestimate a chihuahua folks.
I instantly flashed back to WKRP in Cincinnati.... Less Nessman pronouncing it as Cha-hoo-ah-hoo-ah.
From someone who had a Chihuahua as a pet it’s so true that they are always hyper and always angry but if give it love and attention then you’ll have a dog that will love you with every fiber of their being.
All of my Chihuahuas have been some of the most loyal dogs i know when treated with respect
FALSE, MY NEIGHBORS HAVE A CHIHUAHUA I TRY GIVING IT LOVE AND IT HATES MY GUTS.
My baby girl is probably a rarity in the Chihuahua breed she doesn't have a angry bone in her body. She is the most pacifist dog I know beside my deceased pug. Only time I ever saw her become anything like a actually angry Chihuahua is when my Rat Terrier gets in her face and oversteps his boundaries. Then i see the ankle bitter come out in her.
They may have the anger of 10,000 men, but that also means they can have the love of 10,000 men. Still angry tho.
Guess satan didn’t do so bad ig?
My baby is a dear-head Chihuahua, but she does have the anger of 10,000 men. 🤣🤣🤣
Deer-headed
They’re the sweetest things ever when you treat them well, and the most nightmarish when you don’t. Every chihuahua I’ve owned was nothing but a little cuddle baby, and that’s because I didn’t treat them like a toy.
I am relating to your user
i have a chihuahua peke mix. his a monster to strangers , loves his family though. and i love him to death. he was like that from day 1 too 😅 im just careful so he doesnt hurt anyone
Chihuahuas the second someone they don’t know appears:🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬
Mine growls if you try to pick him up, even if he was begging to be picked up. He also runs when I try and put him on my bed even if he woke me up trying to get up. Strange little dog, loves cuddles though.
Same
If Chihuahua gets a Symbiote, we're done...
Such supportive dad..
"Just like old times." 😂😅😅
God being a supportive Dad 😂
Mainwhile Jesus: 👁️👄👁️✝️
“You wanna make a ch-Oo-aa-Oo-aa?” Had me rolling