As a vet technician, I too loved the accuracy of these dog breeds. Chiuhauha was a little too calm for me but he had the right idea 🤣🤣🤣 Those things are land sharks
I once had a St. Bernard/Great Pyrenees cross. She was easily 6' standing on her hind legs and could basically be ridden into battle. She was an awesome dog and displayed all characteristics shown for both breeds in this video. I never took her for a single walk...she always took me for a drag.
Have a Pyrenees/ Anatolian Sheppard. I know what you mean. But for me it was a sprint cause if the door was cracked she’d take off out on the property.
my best friend when we were growing up, her father bred and trained German Shepherds for the RCMP. The family had multiple awards for their quality shepherds. Anyhoo, they were offered one of their dogs when it came up for retirement from the RCMP so they took "Duke" back to live with them. We lived far out in the country and Duke didn't like sleeping inside so Duke used to sleep on the front stoop, never tied (late 80's in the bush) but could be trusted to never leave the property. One morning, my friend's parents were leaving the house to go to work in the city and they noticed Duke wasn't on the front stoop so they started calling out to him. They could hear grumbles and growls coming from him in the front yard and when they found him, he was standing over a man who was laying on the ground and Duke had him by the throat. Apparently, the guy had come from the city, looking for a place to break into and decided on their house. He was sneaking around the property when Duke discovered him. Duke tackled him and held him by the throat for HOURS until the parents discovered them out on the front. He told them that every time he tried to move, Duke would tighten his grip on his throat until he stopped, then Duke would relax his grip. Duke was a hero. For years I wanted to name a dog Duke, in honor of their dog. I have had several GSDs over the years and never once named one Duke. Finally in 2015 I rescued (what was supposed to be a purebred GSD) a pup and named him Duke. He had been abused so he was fearful but I could work with that and train him to get past that. As he grew, it became obvious that he wasn't a purebred GSD. He was a pitty-GSD cross breed. He has the blocky, square, muscular face and body of a pitty but has the colour of a saddle-back GSD. The sweetest dog I have ever owned. However, he is about as smart as a bag of hammers. I love him to bits but he doesn't quite live up to the name of "Duke" in the way I had intended. He is still my hero though, in a sweet way. :)
Thanks for sharing that cool story! I had a purebred Pitty in my household. His real name was about 4 names long, ending in Warlock. We called him Pumpkin- only wanted to be a lap dog & had separation anxiety. Really dumb, but sweet! 🐕
The pitbull in him tends to make him more friendly to friends, the GSD will help him sus people out better. All in all you have your yourself a good dog.
I've been working with dogs for literally 40 years and take pride in knowing the histories, behavior, grooming, ect. of every AKC breed. With that said...This guy just blows me away. He is spot on every single time and makes me laugh so hard. I feel like an idiot that I didn't think to do this. Oh well...Go Johnny! Great job. 😊
hmpf. my thinking for last ... some time on youtube's been: such good-looking dude shouldn't have any business to be soooo funny, but yet here we are 😆🤣
My family has had BMDs for decades and it’s spot on. Wonderful dogs, big sweethearts. Sadly lots of health issues and short life spans. They’re also super tender so any perception of illness tends to turn into a ‘man cold’ experience 🤣🤣
Our old Bernese, also a service dog, was almost never at the vets but our newer one has hop dysplasia and he's often at the vets. Although he probably wouldn't need asit as much if he didn't charge into me full speed
As a life-long German Shepherd owner, that's pretty close. If I may... "Target appears to be a small rodent. Maybe a squirrel. I'm closing to investigate. It could be a terrorist in disguise. Or worse, a cat. Sitrep in three." (Three minutes later) "Patrol to base. Sitrep; target was a squirrel. Target has been neutralized. Returning to base. Have a treat standing by. And I better get lots of petting and belly rubs. I just risked my life for you! But it's okay. That's what I'm here for. To protect and serve."
@@cathryncampbell8555 ; A lot of police here in the USA claim to do so, but we saw at Uvalde "no obligation..." policy. Nearly 400 cops outside, and not one backbone among them. My dog was much better than that!
We had a huge, intimidating dog on our farm...a real Heinz 57 mix of the biggest breeds(we joked he was part t rex, too)...my dad got him because he wanted him for deer hunting. Dad was harsh in his training and rarely home(worked with a steel firm building tunnels, bridges, safety rails, theme park infrastructure, etc. )...bonus: dog was gun shy. Dad punished...and punished the poor dog...and the minute dad went out of town for work, mom brought the dog inside. Months of doctoring, loving and warm meals with gravy ensued. Dad came home to find that we had "ruined" a "valuable hunting dog" but, faced with my baby sister crawling all over the dog, he just grumbled and let it go...though he was free with his opinion about what a waste of effort the dog was. Then one summer night, when dad was away again and we were alone, we heard growling...it was the dog, King, who had been sleeping on the porch. Then there was a voice hissing "Git, dog! Git!" The person knew we were there. Robbery clearly wasn't the motive. We were 9 and a half miles from the nearest neighbor...police usually took 45 minutes or an hour or longer to reach us(we had a lot of land that was heavily forested and poachers and fence cutting were what we usually called about)...this was BAD. A sharp bark. A struggle. A yelp...King had been kicked. The growling intensified...a clatter of dropped objects...a scream...some curses...another, longer, louder scream...growls, barking, a struggle, a final scream...then the sound of feet running away. Cops arrived around 9 a.m....hours after it was all over... looked at everything...the evidence on the door...the copious amounts of blood...listened to mom's story. Took a couple of photos. Shrugged. Left. Never caught the guy...not sure they were looking. Dad never spoke badly of the dog again. King never learned to like guns...or men...or men with guns...but he tolerated men in the family. What he liked...LOVED...was my mom and baby sister. He was good with kids in general, though. A born nanny. A born guard. A born protector. Yes, he was needy and clingy, just like the rescue mutts in Mr. Devaney's videos...and his poops were dinosaur sized...but he was infinitely patient, not easily rattled by anything a kid could do and 100% committed to our safety. Thank you, King.
Oh my gosh what an emotional read that was. Good boy king. Only thing left to keep me up at night is….I MOST SEE THIS DAMN DOGS PICTURE IS HE WAS THAT HUGE! By your writing, it seems clear he’s no longer with y’all. And I’m sorry. That’s the most awful and heartbreaking part of having animals. Having to say goodbye.
I have a toy poodle, she is dubbed “Princess” and called to using “Your Highness”for this exact reason. She is spoiled beyond end, and refuses to touch the floor unless she just simply is required to (I.e. to go potty or get her food, which most times is just fed to her in her large leather chair - yes, you read that right)... poodles are wonderful huggers and dangerously smart when they want to be plus extremely stubborn, but boy are they prissy little buggers. Rofl!
My mom and I had twin "dwarf poodles" or how you call them in english, the small ones. It was si hilarious, my poodle was always in the field, even when groomed she just jumped right back into muddy puddles and chasing everything she saw. My Moms poodle wouldnt even look at me anymore once she was groomed, like she was above everyone else....such great dogs XD
100% accurate. My pittie barks like a bloodthirsty MADWOMAN at people when she’s inside the house, then as soon as she steps onto the porch she’s like “pets?? please???🥺” All bark & absolutely zero bite lol
Got a pit bull puppy and its hilarious how she'll bark at a family friend showing up then a nano second she's just "omg wait i know you hiiiii bestiiieeee!"
The bloodhound is spot on. Lost count of the times neighbours have heard mine baying in the woods, followed by my shouting back, "I don't care what you've found, I don't want one."
Poodles are very self-aware and sensitive. The first time we groomed our dog and laughed at it, he just hid under the bed and didn't want to show up for a while, as if he was ashamed of his new "hairstyle". The strategy was saying to him how cute he was, with the "good boy" motivational talk.
I grew up with a Great Pyrenees named Monster. He was a show puppy reject because he had a big gray patch on his back and cute little silver ears. Sweetest dog in the world, was convinced he was a lapdog, loved having kids crawling all over him. Heard that dog growl exactly one time in his 14 years. We were out with neighborhood kids and a strange man had started walking up to my sister. Monster literally ripped his leash out of my dad's hand a few houses away and bolted to get between that stranger and my sister growling like crazy. Guy obviously ran because that's a BIG dog, and Monster never growled again after that. Spent that afternoon happily letting kids bombard him with pets and ear wiggles lol. He'd annoy maintenance men trying to get pets and hugs, and had a weight problem for a while because we didn't know the elderly neighbors loved him and would bring home food for him when they went out lol.
I've got a Great Pyrenees. I call her Polar Bear. She's just a big doofus who loves to be petted but she's so huge she terrifies people. She likes to stand on her hind legs. Sometimes she bear hugs her favorite tree.
The video is over and the hair flick and the 'it's not WHAT you said, it's HOW you said it' still has me in bits. These are way to accurate to have any business being this funny.😂
3:16 Let our Malamute outside in winter. I went to let him in and thought he’d gotten loose. No, he was napping comfortably during a snow + ice storm and looked like a mound of snow. He was so annoyed to be disturbed.
My parents' Malamute loves napping in the snow or just outside in general. When I was living with them he'd paw at the door and howl until he got let out and then he'd go make himself comfortable in the snow and refuse to move unless you had a treat for him.
One night, well, 3AM, my Malamute wouldn't come inside. It was 18 degrees! I was fed up and decided to leave her out. She was fine. BTW, a place with tractor in its name has heated water bowls. It keeps the water just above freezing, so it's still cold. It does require 120 VAC to operate. 3 quart size.
One of the absolute sweetest dogs I've ever known was a German Shepard/American Staffordshire mix my dad had. At the time the next-door neighbor had a son who was pre-school age and had gotten scared by a dog before. This dog loved kids, and when we got the neighbor kid to meet him, he stood perfectly still until the kid started petting him, then he remained frozen except for his tail wagging like crazy. They got to be great friends, and they would snuggle with the kid using the dog as a pillow. My dad was his second owner, and his first one once told us that he would occasionally go missing, only to be found playing with the kids at the school down the street.
These vids and comments make me want a GSD. We had a GSD/Husky mix that had all the colorings of a German but the physical characteristics of a husky. She was a funny Lil girl. I could never pin pt her though. There were times she was silent stalker like a German but other times she be chaotic screeching at everything. We never knew what we would get with her. She was incredibly loyal and smart. Such a good girl
5:50 the American Pit Bull Terrier broke my heart, sadly it's so accurate. I don't own a Pit Bull but they are the sweetest babies, I love them so much
The Great Dane one is accurate. We have a 140 lbs European Harlequin and she looks very majestic and intimidating until something brushes her back hip, whether it's her own tail or a leaf, and she spins around like she's expecting Freddy Kruger to be there.
Back in high school, I went over to a friend’s place to work on a group project. I got to met her Great Dane (Tyson), that her dad got as a guard dog because it was the biggest so clearly the best to guard their house. She was maybe 4’10 on a good day, so she showed me this little trick she would do with him. She sat down, patted her lap and shouted “oh Ty Ty” and I kid you not this dog stood over her lap with his chest and stomach on her lap and looked at her for some pets. He wanted nothing more than to be a lap dog and it was adorable. He sat with us in her living room like “oooh can I help please, I’m real smart I can help”. If one of us didn’t scratch him he’d start whine. I love them so much, they’re the gentle giant of dog breeds.
My Weimaraners are the same. Look big and intimidating. They will bark and jump at the fence if someone comes over. However, they are big babies. Today, one of them was completely terrified of a cup. Other things they are scared of include: paper, boxes, plastic bags, cats, shadows, and basically anything they deem is suspicious in anyway possible which is a lot. We put a tent up in the backyard and the kids were in it. Let the weim out and he slowly went up to the tent (because it was suspicious). As soon as one of the kids made a noise, he tucked butt and ran to hide behind me until we showed him it was one of his kids in there.
We had neighbors who had a beautiful harlequin great Dane, named Thunder, because he was terrified by thunder and just about everything else. But what a gorgeous dog.
Omg our dog is the same way. Big Great Dane (150lbs), he's a Mantle (but he's brown instead of black) and he's the cutest thing ever. He seems so intimidating with his height and his bark, but this dog is a freaking lap dog. He's such a whiny baby if you don't give him Lovings. He loves being told "I love you" and always has to be all up in your face for kisses.
Hi Johnny and camera person!!! Never stop doing these! They're so spot on it's scary; they're so funny I can't enough. Two enthusiastic thumbs way, way up!!
I have to say that Papillions straight up have no fear & I'd be lying if I said I didn't envy them for the confidence they have against things bigger than them🤣
My friends had a papillon that would be best described as a bundle of nerves in a fur coat. He had a collection of weird quirks that made his daily care an adventure (his requirements for his food and water were apparently very exacting). He would fart himself awake and then bark furiously at his own ass before trying to run and hide from it. His IQ was on par with a tin of shoe polish, he thought baby carrots were the best treats ever, and he once carefully opened a one-pound box of chocolate fudge so neatly you'd think a person did it, then proceeded to eat the fudge with zero negative health effects whatsoever. We all miss that baffling little idiot.
@@redwitch12 it' funny, they seem to be either recklessly 'brave' or kind of neurotic, with little in between. My other pappi, d'Artagnan, is more on the highly strung side.
Staffy is spot on - I have two - one bit the others leg - limped badly - walked her to vet - she stood with her front paws on the reception desk - receptionist "Well it's obviously not broken"... it was... vet said their brains aren't attached to their bodies 😂
My dogs and I were out for a walk and were attacked by a staffy. You're all right, their brains are not attached to their bodies. My 20 lb tiny bernedoodle was able to avoid getting humped, then confused it by repeatedly putting his paws on its shoulders. The owners were not too bright, after I yelled for help for 10 minutes they finally came out and said oh thanks for corralling our dog. SMH
@@camouflagejumpsuitSorry that happened to you. As someone who has been around Staffs for 30 years, I've never trusted them completely around other dogs and always kept them controlled when out. They were bred for dogfighting and that instinct is still strong. Best thing to do is try to distract them with yourself. Dog equals bad to a staff but human, any human, equals friend. There is a video on UA-cam of a guy walking his Staff that is being harassed by a group of Labradors and, whilst scared, it doesn't retaliate so they're not all bad.
I love the representation of less well know dog breeds! There were even a few I didn’t know! Reminds me of when I got my catahoula leopard dog and only after did I adopt him did I read up on his breed. Turns out they can climb trees. Yay.
@@torakunoichi lol, yeah I should probably have seen that coming. In my defense, I thought it was their pattern that gave them the leopard in their name. Still, he goes on hour long walks and long runs on the beach so he's a very happy boi.
The Border collie was spot on. We use to have one that would sit at one end of the pasture and wait for a car to go by and race it to the other side of the pasture. Then sit and wait for a car going the other way and race back. It wasn't chasing the cars. It never left the pasture. It just loved racing them.
Oof... my choc lab Luna passed about a yr ago, the screen door was a damn menace for her... She got cataracts pretty early on... For some reason she was fine with the glass door... but if u slid it open and the screen door was closed she'd be face first in it by the time u noticed
I had the same issue with my golden! Granted, it was a sliding glass door, but she lived there for years! We put gummy stickers on it to warn her, she ate the stickers (and threw them up on the couch, that was.....interesting). We ended up putting one of those one-way stickers that looked like stained glass (so it was technically faced the wrong way) and she stopped full tilt running into it, but still slid into it from getting too much of a running start on tile flooring. Did it until she was old and grey and kinda stopped running period. Silly girl, I miss her!
God same, he knows it there too from previous bump ins with the CLEAR sliding door. Not to mention how after he runs into it he’s hesitant to walk through the sliding door being open and only goes through it after being shown it’s safe with us passing through it. Then he bumps into the table 💀💀 He’s a sweetie tho I love him. And don’t even get me started on my yellow lab
I had a Great Pyrenees. She left clear paths in my backyard where grass wouldn't grow because of her routine patrols! And of course, we always had "snow" at the end of summer. Impressive shedder!🥰
Same with my 2 boys❤️ They are huge Momma's Boys and live for the hugs, kisses, good boy treats, and all the love they could ever want and more! But they are SOOOOO protective. I know I'm 10000000% safe when I'm outside and they're right by me or keep me in their sights
These where so funny! I worked at a animal clinic for years and the ones I knew where pretty on point. Only thing I disagree with is the Jack Russell. In my experience, they never back down. The bigger the opponent, the better.
I once saw a VERY tiny Jack Russell nipping at the hocks of my giant 15h horse built like a Percheron. It gave zero fucks about size difference, only the invasion of its declared stretch of street.
As a vet tech, can confirm that these are accurate 👌 my only qualm would be that the "back to back doctors appointments" could also be applied to bulldogs!
No kidding. I once had a bulldog who's limit was half a block. She'd simply stop. Wouldn't move until she thought we were headed back to the house, and then she'd start running and taking me for a drag. Freaking tank. I miss her.
I have worked in Veterinary for 9+ years and own a Cane Corso, and Pretty Pitty and once owned a bernese mountain dog. These impressions are a complete and total accurate representation!!!!! Its amazing how spot on they are. The fact that he covered so many damn breeds, some not really known is fantastic and shows the effort put in. Not aure how he was able to accurately portray some breeds at all, let alone so precise. I love this shit!
I had huskies for years, and this is so spot on. Especially the short about running. And the Robber short! Hilarious. And yes they've freaked out my neighbors with "the stare" before the howl.
Me after seeing the "Rescues" bit: For people with rescues that have anxiety when you leave, teach them hand signs for when you're leaving. One hand sign for "walkies"/"You're coming with me" and one for "You're staying here and I'm leaving." Make sure to make it fairly structured so they notice the hand sign and maybe also make the animal sit as you leave, making it as ceremonious as you can. They will eventually learn that it actually means "You're staying here and I'm leaving - but I'll be back, OK?" and their anxiety will often completely go away after it takes. Just a tip from a former owner of multiple rescues.
Huh, I saw a video about reducing separation anxiety that said make leaving your dogs alone as small of a deal as possible. But I've never had a dog so I wouldn't know. She was probably talking about not acting sad or distressed
@@andynonymous6769 I thought of it more like, if you're home and you tell your parents/partner/whomever you're going out, they won't be concerned but if you disappear and they realize you're not home and not sure where you are, they may become different levels of anxious.
@@shj7346 yeah that makes sense. Meanwhile if you start hugging and kissing them or talking to them all frantically and treating it like you're going to be gone for years, that would make them nervous. Dogs can probably pick up on that kind of stuff
100% on the blue heeler. Just a few of the things our heeler ate in her 16 years of life included Halloween candy, a loaf of jalapeno cheese bread, a whole box of fiber one bars and a bag of flour. Never got sick from any of it either except the fiber one bars, they definitely "worked" for her lol
My wifes high heel shoe (just the left one), the window sill, car tire, cat litter box (it's full of treats, dad!), probably 20 voles, deck post, my wife's other shoe (might as well) a bottle of kid glue, the garbage can lid (cause it's in the way), the litter box was a tough one, but everything else was cake (oh, also a 5 year old's birthday cake).
Never had a heeler, but my golden retriever once ate an entire pumpkin pie as a puppy. She didn’t get sick from it, but her stomach definitely didn’t like it
My chihuahua has an iron stomach as well. I made salmon and grilled onions for dinner and chocolate lava cakes for dessert once. We had to investigate a noise outside for literally two seconds and came back to her having jumped up on the table and ate four whole servings of grilled onions, garlic crusted salmon and four quite large chocolate lava cakes We rushed her to the 24 hour vet and spent $300 to be told she's perfectly fine. Twas not the last time she inhaled not meant for her
The husky pushing the car is 100% accurate. Any walk I ever went on with my husky she would jog circles around me the whole time didn’t matter how long the walk was. She loved to run more than any other dog I ever met.
My husky Princess loved to pull me on a cart I had. I've got a pitsky now & she loves to pull me away from crowded areas when I get over stimulated. She's my service dog & I've got not only autism but other issues she helps with as well
I had a Foxy x Silkie once. She was a runt when we got her; lived in a sock, was full of worms, was lucky to have survived. She was always small, scruffy and exploding with affection towards everyone. One small scratch from someone and she was on her back kicking her legs in joy. So much energy. Shen ever really sat still; was full of life.
Seeing the Rottie one makes me so happy. My baby girl does that. She acts so intimidating at the doors and at hearing noises but she’s such a big baby when the commotion calms down. She acts like such a lapdog, even trying to snuggle in my lap like she was still tiny. She’s such a cutie.
I have a dog that’s a mix of a German Shepherd and Rottweiler. She’s the friendliest dog that happens to be freakishly strong and has a scary voice, with the most power tunnel vision to ever exist. When she’s in the zone and goes on guard dog mode theirs no breaking her out of it short of forcing her out of the line of sight of what she’s targeting until she gives up. Her biggest weakness is the fact she’s friendly but doesn’t understand how scary she comes off to other dogs and people. She’s gotten into so many fights with other dogs because they fight her thinking she’s intimidating them when she just wants friends and doesn’t realize she needs to tone it down.
Me and my roommates rottie will demonic bark and growl at the window at squirrels, cars passing by, people walking by, but one time I threw his ball and it knocked his metal water bowl upside down and instead of getting his ball he barked and growled at his reflection in the bowl for 10 minutes before I fixed it 🤣
You finally did the Staffie and it is spot on. My dog is 11, riddled with arthritis, liver failure, breast cancer survivor, bone cancer. Still charges around like a 6 month old puppy.
Sounds like mine. The day before she died, she was running around on the beach, chasing sticks. She made it to 12.5, and passed away Xmas day 2020. Still miss her.
The golden doodle one is exactly my dog. He gets spooked when he's sleeping and then I gotta pet him until he feels better. Best boy, 10/10, wouldn't change him for the world. Also he tries to run and bark in his sleep so I think he dreams about chasing the foxes outside, so I always whisper "go get him, baby," and his paws go a little bit faster each time. It's adorable.
I’ve just watched this again. It’s amazing how much you miss just watching once. Each of the labs were different which was brilliant. Black lab was eating stuff it shouldn’t, chocolate lab walking into the wall and yellow lab in bed!! Hilarious!! 😂😂
As a former Goldie owner, I swear golden retriever was so spot on, with that smile in open air, stopping to sniff and then carrying on... I miss my Goldie ❤
The chocolate lab one made me laugh so hard. I had a chocolate lab named Hershey and he was the smartest dumb dog I've ever owned. He was smart enough to figure out how to lift the latch on the gate and bump the gate open with his face. At the same time he could jump six seven feet in the air easily and never figured out that if he did it by the fence he would go over. I miss that moose terribly.
Aw my aunt and uncle had a chocolate lab named Chip, (edited from Chop, my autocorrect likes to mess with me) he was a muscle man of a dog but he was so clumsy, he often tripped and fell down their porch stairs. Good thing it was just a few steps
@@michelslaura The biggest issue my friends godlie has, is the concept that not everyone wants to be his friend, whether it's every human that exists, or every animal big or small or any living thing or random object. He is genuinely stunned at the idea that the ducks on their lake dont want to play with him
Jonny's facial expressions are so accurate and different from each other. I too LOL. I also love the Yorkie: "Uppies! I want to go Uppies!"-- then "Don't touch me"
As someone who breeds them the English Mastiff is "Hey lay down I want to take a nap and your my favorite mattress" Fun fact they were breed to be guard dogs and when they weren't ripping intruders to shreds they just laid down on intruders so they couldn't run away
I thought they were bred to just take people down by jumping on them and lying on them until morning, hence the “gamekeeper’s night dog”. They don’t have a super high degree of gameness so ripping people to shreds isn’t necessarily their forte
The one of the corgi going down the stairs is beyond hilarious. My lil guy always looks ridiculous when he’s going down the stairs and it looks more like a tumble than anything else.
7:07 My mother's Daschund mix is the exact same way. She'll hear her name being called and come out into the hallway long enough to stare us down and then goes back into the bedroom. He really nailed it. Lol.
Mine peeks whenever she hears me coming (she can identify me from my footsteps)...be like "oh you're just doing laundry" then goes back to what she was doing before.
My family had a Rottweiler years ago. If you came to the door, he would bark once, to let you know he was there. Once he saw the family was cool with you (and if you were a good person) he was your best friend.
Yes, I’ve found that this is typical for many of the, so called, scary breeds. They aren’t mean or dangerous, they’re just smart and cautious. I respect that. I think a lot of people just don’t understand their mindset.
OMG the pitbull impression is spot on. My neighbors have pit bulls and they're the sweetest dogs I've ever met. Actually just about every Pitbull I've ever met was a sweetheart and a big baby
Had 4 Scotty dogs over the years and you're spot on! My oldest dog, Edward McTavish MacDonald (Eddie pisghetti) lived to 20 years. No sense of humor whatsoever. Very protective, insisted you repeat your order or directive THREE times BEFORE complying, dug up EVERY rose bush, azalea, tree until there was no coming back, loved people at least 7 or older, TOLERATED small kids with great sighing and was a world renown(in his mind)soccer player and DONT TOUCH MY BALL!!
I love this!! I have a mixed terrier. We always laugh at him because he is so dignified and serious. “Life is business. Step aside.” We love him so much.
Didn't like the part where he said it's jaws locked. That is such a myth.. they just have very strong jaws to latch on and not let go. Their jaw bones are just like every other dog breed.
I’ve never had a pit never wanted one but we have had a pit mix adopt us. He was in terrible shape. Starved, been shot, hit on the road and mangy. I just couldn’t ignore him. His eyes were so longing. I began feeding him then gradually petting him then treating his injuries. The good Lord healed him. The bullet he was carrying in his foot fell out his hip healed and the mange cleared up. He is the most loving fun dog. We are happy to have him. He has now become a house dog.
The best dog I ever had was a tibetan pekingese. His name was cubby, and he was amazing. My daughter slept in a Co sleeper until she could roll over on her own. He and our tom cat geroge would sleep at her feet every night to protect her. I miss them both so much.
I've had nearly every single one of these breeds as a patient, and I gotta say, besides the pitbulls cuz they're my fave, Odin the Irish Wolfhound was my boyyyy! He loved his daddy, he would get separation anxiety when his dad left, but while his dad and little brother were there, you couldn't get near them. He was stupid protective of them. Play with and pet Odin all you want, just don't go near his dad and brother. He came in once because he got in a fight with his canine brother and his brother tore up his foot pretty bad. His dad came drop him off so we could clean and repair it... he cried while his dad left. I took him to the xray room, where we had a big couch, and he laid on my lap and howled the songs of our Irish ancestors together. He was such a good boy! If he came in and my doctor/nurse team wasn't on his schedule, I'd make another nurse switch appointments with me so I could be with Odin. I loved that big baby. I'm not a vet nurse anymore and I really miss all the patients I got close to. Never a dull day at a 13 doctor full service vet hospital!
Can confirm the Staffy. My Crash dog had to have knee surgery (popped an his acl tripping over a sagebrush). We were told he'd have to take it easy for a couple of weeks (on leash out to potty, no running/jumping, etc). When we picked him up, the first thing he did was jump up on us. Then he ran around and tangled the leash through my legs. Had to have him put down due to cancer a couple years ago. Still miss that dog.
As someone who only has had various rescues, this is semi accurate. The other reaction is a frantic vibration of excitement from you coming home because they thought you were gone forever. Little guys take a while to trust you will not abandon them. :(
In our house the dogs are, "would you freaking leave me alone? No, I don't want to take another picture!" Literally have one of our Beagle giving me a "tired of you " look!
I think some of you think they're notified that you specifically disliked it. Shared with the creator just means they see the number of likes and dislikes since UA-cam decided it was somehow appropriate to take that away that for the rest of us.
NEVER underestimate a chihuahua mix. While we underestimated her abilities, we never did understand her jumping potential. She has yet to attack children, or set a fire, but she can jump 3 1/2 times her length, and check out the kitchen. She has stolen a hamburger bun, a hamburger, and many other food items. And will soon achieve heights above us. God help us all…
We have a chihuahua jack russel mix who is fearless, she can jump really high. She likes to collect socks and tell us if someone is walking past. If I don't hear the door she will run and find me to answer it.
These are hilarious but I just wanted to say there is a stigma around poodles that they’re just prissy and preppy. They are actually incredible outdoor dogs and one of the smartest breeds out there!
5:51 broke my heart, he just wants to play 🥺😭. He's a good boy. It reminds me of my own pit bull. He sounds scary but once he sees you he's all wiggly and tap dance-y as he makes these little chirp and hoot noises. He just want butt pats and chin scratches
It reminds me of the dog that I rescued (and I mean literally rescued, not just adopted from a shelter). He wouldn't have lasted the night if I left him there, and now i'm the emotional support human to an infinitely loyal dog that has ptsd. His full name is Quirtusmaximusmuttlymicmutterson, but I just call him Quirt for short. He's probably one of the sweetest dogs on the planet, but sounds down right rabid when he plays. 😂
I am never one to judge a dogs appearance. However if they show any kind of agression i usually know how most breeds will respond regardless. PitBulls were called nanny dogs for a reason. They can be a very loving affectionate and caring dog. Its the people that raise animals to be aggressive. Shoot most cases its the smaller dogs that have the attitude.
The Akita one is very accurate when you’re the Akita’s “one”. They have only one person they’ll really like and they’ll follow them around everywhere. My Akita will start crying and whining behind the door when I have to leave the house.
I actually met an Akita that bonded easily to anyone who would be as excited to see her as she was to see them. Almost no one could match that excitement though 😂
My old girl was eventually arthritic, diabetic and blind but still loved to be taken into town to sit by a bench in the high street so she could meet her adoring public and be petted by everyone. I bet she now sitting in the middle of the bridge saying hello to everyone. Catch up with you later sweetie.
Jonny, you always make me chuckle out loud. You’ve put a lot of work into your vids and thank you for them. I love your sense of humour…especially the God ones. 😂❤😂❤😂❤ P.S. the search & rescue one with the evil chihuahua…HILARIOUS.
Omg the Cavalier one is so spot on. There’re mornings that I open my eyes and saw my dog just sit there staring at me while I was sleeping. The most adorable psycho dog ever
The cavalier at my work is super cuddly and nippy. She follows you around and grabs at your fingers. It’s hard to get mad at her with how cute her little face is.
His impressions are so spot on. I actually have a circle of dead grass in the backyard from our Australian Shepherd rescue. Three years of working with that dog. Three families had returned her before we rescued her. She is a total neurotic psychopath. Was he a dog in a past life? He knows them well
The border collie is accurate. I clocked mine at 34 km/he when she was 3. And by then she was capable of outsmarting me. Love that dog. She is 12 this year but acts like 5 year old.
Yeah....had to laugh at that one. Never clocked mine, but she was the fastest dog I have ever seen when she was young. She'll be 15 next month and can barely walk anymore. She'll try to chase a rabbit or squirrel in the yard but can only go about 10ft (3m) before the arthritis tells her her running days are done.
I can confirm the Sharpei, they are allergic to themselves. You are awesome to put so much time and effort into these videos. You took the time to figure out all these breeds. 😊
I love these and am amazed at how not only accurate they are but also incredibly funny. A must for all dog lovers. No, a must for everyone as they are such fun.
This whole video is hilarious, but your imitations of chihuahuas-in this video and others-are the ones that leave me totally helpless with laughter. The thing is my experiences with chihuahuas match up with how you portray them. Wonderful work! Thank you!
I have a Great Pyrenees and three Alaskan Malamutes. You nailed both of them! My GP protects the whole neighbourhood. When it’s -30 C the malamutes tear around in the snow like they’re saying, “finally some decent weather!!”
Same! My girl is a service dog in training and almost every one in my neighborhood is terrified of her… 😢 but she is a damn good dog and I wouldn’t trade her for the world! She’s very intelligent and super beautiful ❤I’ve raised or owned pibbles for a good portion of my life. I have never owned a bad one. It’s all in how they are raised! 💜
@@Nikolas-Abdul-Hamid maybe. Maybe not. Give an ignorant person a gun, bad stuff happens. Give an ignorant person a dog, especially a breed as loyal as the APBT, bad stuff happens. 🤷🏼♂️.
@@karmaspetshop3086 Freyja is actually an emotional support animal. Literally got prescribed a letter from my VA shrink, and the rest is history. Besides the fact that whenever there’s a pitbull post on my FB, it’s FLOODED with veterans and their pits. I think half the people i served with have pits, if not, Rotties, Dobies, or German Shepherds. 😂. I always laugh because one of the most misunderstood groups of people gravitate towards the most misunderstood dog breed. 🤷🏼♂️. You’d be amazed how many former military personnel have pitbulls.
They're like sleeper agents lmao. They're so cuddly until something activates their prey drive, like falling over or having an epileptic fit (you can look up correlations of owners getting mauled and epilepsy), and they go 0 to 100 in no time flat. They were bred specifically to hurt, kill, ignore pain-- humans did that to them. That's why people are afraid. It's like keeping a loaded gun around, you need to know how to handle them safely if at all
I have a mini schnauzer and he seems to believe he is my personal bodyguard. When I leave for work, he gives me the saddest most expressive eyes ever. It breaks my heart. But when I come back, he runs to the gate with all 4 paws off the ground with each bound and a big, goofy grin on his face! Dogs definitely smile when they’re happy 😃 I love him to bits!
I have a farm and working Great Pyrenees and this was absolutely correct for them. I actually woke up the retired GP sleeping inside when I laughed at this. They also will tell you about every fallen leaf and breeze.
My niece has a Great Pyrenees mini Aussie mix. Looks like an extra fluffy golden retriever and barks at *everything.* He also hangs off my sister's Old English sheepdog's ear the way little kids hold a grown up's hand on a walk.
@@angiect3791 You'd think so, but he's pretty consistent. Everything that moves is for chasing and barking. Other dogs, humans, and cats are for playing. Humans also give belly rubs. Sheep are for herding into random locations. Everything else is to be destroyed.
Was REALLY confused at first when you mention the "retired GP" ... in the UK that's a family doctor (General Practitioner) ... was wondering why you had a retired doctor sleeping at your farm ...
A friend's Border Collie mix got so incredibly bored, that she made herself a ball playing machine: She carried the tennis ball up a tilted garden wall, put it at the top point and let it roll down, while she ran to the lowest point to catch it. She did this over and over again for hours. After a while my friend got her a bunch of large rabbits (bred for meat), so she had something to herd. None of them ever escaped the garden. And she snacked on their dropping so much, that my friend started calling them "her chocolate raisins". Her other half is a Harzer Fuchs (literally "Harz mountain fox"), i.e. an ancient German herding breed. Don't worry if you've never heard of them, they're almost extinct. They have about the same intelligence level as ordinary German shepherds, so a Border Collie/Harzer Fuchs mix is scary smart. She could probably do my taxes.
My border collie does the same you are telling but also does it with pinecones while hiking big mountains. The fun ends when she encounters goats next to cliffs and chase them to the bottom or top of the mountain. Then comes back and keeps playing with the pinecones.
I can see a German Shepherd working for either the IRS, or H n R Block. Because they'll either audit you, or protect you fiercely from an audit...and thus be well worth the usual H n R Block fees....in dog biscuits, that is...and come to work well-dressed. 😅
@@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 That's a great new video idea for this channel: Typical jobs for each breed. The beagle would obviously be the food inspector. The chihuahua is involved in meth cooking. The dachshund a bouncer. The malinois a martial arts specialist. The hovawart Homeland Security. The corgi a go-go dancer... Endless possibilities!
@@vonniehull6992those dogs irate my hubby he always says he’s had sh*ts bigger then those dogs! So when he gets post with my I go bust my friend who has that kind dog flippers & flippers won’t leave my side! Love that little guy!
I had a Irish wolf hound as a babysitter when I was little. We'd play in the backyard and the dog would keep us kids in the yard. Also, if we were outside, adults had to approach from the house. The dog was very protective of her pups ( us kids)
I laughed the whole time. I work in animal medicine and this exactly what owners tell me about their dogs! Chihuahua was my favourite
Chihuahuas are little psychos
im a dog groomer and these are so very accurate! I love it!
Chihuahua was great. That made my day.
Loved the evil smirk for chihuahua. 🤣🤣
As a vet technician, I too loved the accuracy of these dog breeds. Chiuhauha was a little too calm for me but he had the right idea 🤣🤣🤣 Those things are land sharks
I once had a St. Bernard/Great Pyrenees cross. She was easily 6' standing on her hind legs and could basically be ridden into battle. She was an awesome dog and displayed all characteristics shown for both breeds in this video. I never took her for a single walk...she always took me for a drag.
SHE ALWAYS TOOK ME FOR A DRAG 😭
Ooh, I would love to see her! I love a dog who blocks out the sun.
Have a Pyrenees/ Anatolian Sheppard. I know what you mean. But for me it was a sprint cause if the door was cracked she’d take off out on the property.
@Wendy Schardine, she's been gone for quite some time, unfortunately. That's the downside to big dogs.
@EpicMogi, that was my lab/pit mix. If she saw even slightest chance at getting out she was gone. She was fast, too. She also had boundless energy.
my best friend when we were growing up, her father bred and trained German Shepherds for the RCMP. The family had multiple awards for their quality shepherds. Anyhoo, they were offered one of their dogs when it came up for retirement from the RCMP so they took "Duke" back to live with them.
We lived far out in the country and Duke didn't like sleeping inside so Duke used to sleep on the front stoop, never tied (late 80's in the bush) but could be trusted to never leave the property. One morning, my friend's parents were leaving the house to go to work in the city and they noticed Duke wasn't on the front stoop so they started calling out to him. They could hear grumbles and growls coming from him in the front yard and when they found him, he was standing over a man who was laying on the ground and Duke had him by the throat.
Apparently, the guy had come from the city, looking for a place to break into and decided on their house. He was sneaking around the property when Duke discovered him. Duke tackled him and held him by the throat for HOURS until the parents discovered them out on the front. He told them that every time he tried to move, Duke would tighten his grip on his throat until he stopped, then Duke would relax his grip.
Duke was a hero.
For years I wanted to name a dog Duke, in honor of their dog. I have had several GSDs over the years and never once named one Duke. Finally in 2015 I rescued (what was supposed to be a purebred GSD) a pup and named him Duke. He had been abused so he was fearful but I could work with that and train him to get past that. As he grew, it became obvious that he wasn't a purebred GSD. He was a pitty-GSD cross breed. He has the blocky, square, muscular face and body of a pitty but has the colour of a saddle-back GSD. The sweetest dog I have ever owned. However, he is about as smart as a bag of hammers. I love him to bits but he doesn't quite live up to the name of "Duke" in the way I had intended. He is still my hero though, in a sweet way. :)
Thanks for sharing that cool story! I had a purebred Pitty in my household. His real name was about 4 names long, ending in Warlock. We called him Pumpkin- only wanted to be a lap dog & had separation anxiety. Really dumb, but sweet! 🐕
A bag of hammers. Never heard that one before but I hear the love 🤭
GSD beagle mix and she is about as what as a bag of hammers also. I often say she is so smart she is stupid.
The pitbull in him tends to make him more friendly to friends, the GSD will help him sus people out better. All in all you have your yourself a good dog.
@@bruvathroatpuncher500 he is the sweetest dog ever. I agree 100%.
I've been working with dogs for literally 40 years and take pride in knowing the histories, behavior, grooming, ect. of every AKC breed. With that said...This guy just blows me away. He is spot on every single time and makes me laugh so hard. I feel like an idiot that I didn't think to do this. Oh well...Go Johnny! Great job. 😊
This person has no business being this adorable
Kind of like a.... I dunno.... um.... um.... a dog. He picked his subject matter well!
Very nice to watch
Seriously
I know, RIGHT!?
hmpf. my thinking for last ... some time on youtube's been: such good-looking dude shouldn't have any business to be soooo funny, but yet here we are 😆🤣
My husband’s service dog is a Bernese - this is very accurate. I feel like she sees the doctor more than he does.
Aw BMD are huge gorgeous floofs.
@@sookie.smooth She is definitely a big gorgeous floof. We love her very much!
My family has had BMDs for decades and it’s spot on. Wonderful dogs, big sweethearts. Sadly lots of health issues and short life spans. They’re also super tender so any perception of illness tends to turn into a ‘man cold’ experience 🤣🤣
Our old Bernese, also a service dog, was almost never at the vets but our newer one has hop dysplasia and he's often at the vets. Although he probably wouldn't need asit as much if he didn't charge into me full speed
I did not know they're known for health issues. Always wanted one
As a life-long German Shepherd owner, that's pretty close. If I may...
"Target appears to be a small rodent. Maybe a squirrel. I'm closing to investigate. It could be a terrorist in disguise. Or worse, a cat. Sitrep in three."
(Three minutes later)
"Patrol to base. Sitrep; target was a squirrel. Target has been neutralized. Returning to base. Have a treat standing by. And I better get lots of petting and belly rubs. I just risked my life for you! But it's okay. That's what I'm here for. To protect and serve."
🤣😅😂
Sounds like a sweetheart. ❤️
Hahaha..well done!
The motto for Ontario, Canada police is "To serve and protect," so your German Shepherd would fit right in with a police unit.... ;)
@@cathryncampbell8555 ;
A lot of police here in the USA claim to do so, but we saw at Uvalde "no obligation..." policy. Nearly 400 cops outside, and not one backbone among them. My dog was much better than that!
Jonny is amazing in what he understands about dog breed behavior. I love his dog heaven bits.
I laughed at the judgment of John Wick.
The Pomeranian crying but trying to take a selfie had me dying. 🤣
That’s the one that got me😂😂😂😂
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It sent me too🤣🤣🤣🤣 it's the best one
😂😂It reminded me of those TikTok influencer who record themselves getting ready while they cry duo to the relationship ending 💀💀💀💀
@@C-rol Yesssss😂🤣
We had a huge, intimidating dog on our farm...a real Heinz 57 mix of the biggest breeds(we joked he was part t rex, too)...my dad got him because he wanted him for deer hunting. Dad was harsh in his training and rarely home(worked with a steel firm building tunnels, bridges, safety rails, theme park infrastructure, etc. )...bonus: dog was gun shy. Dad punished...and punished the poor dog...and the minute dad went out of town for work, mom brought the dog inside. Months of doctoring, loving and warm meals with gravy ensued. Dad came home to find that we had "ruined" a "valuable hunting dog" but, faced with my baby sister crawling all over the dog, he just grumbled and let it go...though he was free with his opinion about what a waste of effort the dog was. Then one summer night, when dad was away again and we were alone, we heard growling...it was the dog, King, who had been sleeping on the porch. Then there was a voice hissing "Git, dog! Git!" The person knew we were there. Robbery clearly wasn't the motive. We were 9 and a half miles from the nearest neighbor...police usually took 45 minutes or an hour or longer to reach us(we had a lot of land that was heavily forested and poachers and fence cutting were what we usually called about)...this was BAD. A sharp bark. A struggle. A yelp...King had been kicked. The growling intensified...a clatter of dropped objects...a scream...some curses...another, longer, louder scream...growls, barking, a struggle, a final scream...then the sound of feet running away. Cops arrived around 9 a.m....hours after it was all over... looked at everything...the evidence on the door...the copious amounts of blood...listened to mom's story. Took a couple of photos. Shrugged. Left. Never caught the guy...not sure they were looking.
Dad never spoke badly of the dog again. King never learned to like guns...or men...or men with guns...but he tolerated men in the family. What he liked...LOVED...was my mom and baby sister. He was good with kids in general, though. A born nanny. A born guard. A born protector. Yes, he was needy and clingy, just like the rescue mutts in Mr. Devaney's videos...and his poops were dinosaur sized...but he was infinitely patient, not easily rattled by anything a kid could do and 100% committed to our safety.
Thank you, King.
Dang... that was like watching a movie. I got all choked up, for real. 🥺
what a legend 👑
good boy King ^^ I'm happy that he and your family were safe that night
Oh my gosh what an emotional read that was. Good boy king. Only thing left to keep me up at night is….I MOST SEE THIS DAMN DOGS PICTURE IS HE WAS THAT HUGE! By your writing, it seems clear he’s no longer with y’all. And I’m sorry. That’s the most awful and heartbreaking part of having animals. Having to say goodbye.
I'm sorry he's still protecting you from heaven
PS this is my dad's account
My poodle would check himself out in the bedroom mirror after the groomers. He was too funny🧡
Wait, a dog passing the mirror test ?
They're getting smarter 😀😀
@@zockingtroller7788 Jacques was pretty vain. He was such a hilarious guy. He would spit kibble at us when he was mad at us🤣🤣🤣
I have a toy poodle, she is dubbed “Princess” and called to using “Your Highness”for this exact reason. She is spoiled beyond end, and refuses to touch the floor unless she just simply is required to (I.e. to go potty or get her food, which most times is just fed to her in her large leather chair - yes, you read that right)... poodles are wonderful huggers and dangerously smart when they want to be plus extremely stubborn, but boy are they prissy little buggers. Rofl!
My mom and I had twin "dwarf poodles" or how you call them in english, the small ones. It was si hilarious, my poodle was always in the field, even when groomed she just jumped right back into muddy puddles and chasing everything she saw. My Moms poodle wouldnt even look at me anymore once she was groomed, like she was above everyone else....such great dogs XD
That is too funny 🤣
100% accurate. My pittie barks like a bloodthirsty MADWOMAN at people when she’s inside the house, then as soon as she steps onto the porch she’s like “pets?? please???🥺” All bark & absolutely zero bite lol
Pitties are the best
Got a pit bull puppy and its hilarious how she'll bark at a family friend showing up then a nano second she's just "omg wait i know you hiiiii bestiiieeee!"
I swear pitties be like this.
The bloodhound is spot on. Lost count of the times neighbours have heard mine baying in the woods, followed by my shouting back, "I don't care what you've found, I don't want one."
Hilarious
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Man, he's trying so hard for you. At least tell him thank you before you secretly throw it in the garbage lol. He's trying to be a good boy.
Poodles are very self-aware and sensitive. The first time we groomed our dog and laughed at it, he just hid under the bed and didn't want to show up for a while, as if he was ashamed of his new "hairstyle". The strategy was saying to him how cute he was, with the "good boy" motivational talk.
Aw, poor lad!
Bullies!!!
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@@kw9568 bruh
Where's my treat Karen? Kills every time...
I grew up with a Great Pyrenees named Monster. He was a show puppy reject because he had a big gray patch on his back and cute little silver ears. Sweetest dog in the world, was convinced he was a lapdog, loved having kids crawling all over him.
Heard that dog growl exactly one time in his 14 years. We were out with neighborhood kids and a strange man had started walking up to my sister. Monster literally ripped his leash out of my dad's hand a few houses away and bolted to get between that stranger and my sister growling like crazy. Guy obviously ran because that's a BIG dog, and Monster never growled again after that. Spent that afternoon happily letting kids bombard him with pets and ear wiggles lol.
He'd annoy maintenance men trying to get pets and hugs, and had a weight problem for a while because we didn't know the elderly neighbors loved him and would bring home food for him when they went out lol.
A Certified Good Boy.
He had a sense about the man. Always trust that! 👏🏼
Sweet boy
Good boy
I've got a Great Pyrenees. I call her Polar Bear. She's just a big doofus who loves to be petted but she's so huge she terrifies people. She likes to stand on her hind legs. Sometimes she bear hugs her favorite tree.
The video is over and the hair flick and the 'it's not WHAT you said, it's HOW you said it' still has me in bits. These are way to accurate to have any business being this funny.😂
3:16 Let our Malamute outside in winter. I went to let him in and thought he’d gotten loose. No, he was napping comfortably during a snow + ice storm and looked like a mound of snow. He was so annoyed to be disturbed.
I had a Husky. Both breeds can't get enough of the cold. In summer I kept my house at 64°F just so he would be comfy.
My parents' Malamute loves napping in the snow or just outside in general. When I was living with them he'd paw at the door and howl until he got let out and then he'd go make himself comfortable in the snow and refuse to move unless you had a treat for him.
And not a bit of that snow was melted, because of the fur's insulation lol.
The Malamute I rescued was happiest napping on a snow pile with below-zero temps.
One night, well, 3AM, my Malamute wouldn't come inside. It was 18 degrees! I was fed up and decided to leave her out. She was fine.
BTW, a place with tractor in its name has heated water bowls. It keeps the water just above freezing, so it's still cold. It does require 120 VAC to operate. 3 quart size.
One of the absolute sweetest dogs I've ever known was a German Shepard/American Staffordshire mix my dad had. At the time the next-door neighbor had a son who was pre-school age and had gotten scared by a dog before. This dog loved kids, and when we got the neighbor kid to meet him, he stood perfectly still until the kid started petting him, then he remained frozen except for his tail wagging like crazy. They got to be great friends, and they would snuggle with the kid using the dog as a pillow.
My dad was his second owner, and his first one once told us that he would occasionally go missing, only to be found playing with the kids at the school down the street.
These vids and comments make me want a GSD. We had a GSD/Husky mix that had all the colorings of a German but the physical characteristics of a husky. She was a funny Lil girl. I could never pin pt her though. There were times she was silent stalker like a German but other times she be chaotic screeching at everything. We never knew what we would get with her. She was incredibly loyal and smart. Such a good girl
5:50 the American Pit Bull Terrier broke my heart, sadly it's so accurate. I don't own a Pit Bull but they are the sweetest babies, I love them so much
For some reason, the Malamute who owns me loves playing with pitties at the dog park. She can only take wrestling with them for 15 minutes at a time.
Agreed❤
I use to breed pit bulls and yes they are the sweetest dogs!
These seem oddly personal and borderline Call Outs and I need to know how this man knows so much about every breed of dog ever. Excellent.
He's an incredible actor this guy needs his own show
Interested in dogs 💯🥜
The Great Dane one is accurate. We have a 140 lbs European Harlequin and she looks very majestic and intimidating until something brushes her back hip, whether it's her own tail or a leaf, and she spins around like she's expecting Freddy Kruger to be there.
Back in high school, I went over to a friend’s place to work on a group project. I got to met her Great Dane (Tyson), that her dad got as a guard dog because it was the biggest so clearly the best to guard their house. She was maybe 4’10 on a good day, so she showed me this little trick she would do with him. She sat down, patted her lap and shouted “oh Ty Ty” and I kid you not this dog stood over her lap with his chest and stomach on her lap and looked at her for some pets. He wanted nothing more than to be a lap dog and it was adorable. He sat with us in her living room like “oooh can I help please, I’m real smart I can help”. If one of us didn’t scratch him he’d start whine. I love them so much, they’re the gentle giant of dog breeds.
I adore Great Danes, never had one but they're so cute. They're like [Harmless] snakes, they look intimating but are very cute and sweet
My Weimaraners are the same. Look big and intimidating. They will bark and jump at the fence if someone comes over. However, they are big babies. Today, one of them was completely terrified of a cup. Other things they are scared of include: paper, boxes, plastic bags, cats, shadows, and basically anything they deem is suspicious in anyway possible which is a lot. We put a tent up in the backyard and the kids were in it. Let the weim out and he slowly went up to the tent (because it was suspicious). As soon as one of the kids made a noise, he tucked butt and ran to hide behind me until we showed him it was one of his kids in there.
We had neighbors who had a beautiful harlequin great Dane, named Thunder, because he was terrified by thunder and just about everything else. But what a gorgeous dog.
Omg our dog is the same way. Big Great Dane (150lbs), he's a Mantle (but he's brown instead of black) and he's the cutest thing ever. He seems so intimidating with his height and his bark, but this dog is a freaking lap dog. He's such a whiny baby if you don't give him Lovings. He loves being told "I love you" and always has to be all up in your face for kisses.
The scottish terrier all dressed up, "Where's the f**kin treat, Karen?!" LMAO!!! I love it
He IS the monopoly dog after all - wants that 200 after passing "GO".
I laughed so hard, because that's my name.
That killed me.
@@karenalessio6837lol me too!😂
I agree!🤣🤣🤣
Hi Johnny and camera person!!! Never stop doing these! They're so spot on it's scary; they're so funny I can't enough. Two enthusiastic thumbs way, way up!!
As the owner of two papillons, this was so accurate. My boy Aramis has absolutely no idea how tiny he is and he has no fear.
I waited for the papillon too... it was either that, or wee'ing
So true x) My friend has a papillon and one time he started chase a moose. The dog, not my friend. :p
I have to say that Papillions straight up have no fear & I'd be lying if I said I didn't envy them for the confidence they have against things bigger than them🤣
My friends had a papillon that would be best described as a bundle of nerves in a fur coat. He had a collection of weird quirks that made his daily care an adventure (his requirements for his food and water were apparently very exacting). He would fart himself awake and then bark furiously at his own ass before trying to run and hide from it. His IQ was on par with a tin of shoe polish, he thought baby carrots were the best treats ever, and he once carefully opened a one-pound box of chocolate fudge so neatly you'd think a person did it, then proceeded to eat the fudge with zero negative health effects whatsoever. We all miss that baffling little idiot.
@@redwitch12 it' funny, they seem to be either recklessly 'brave' or kind of neurotic, with little in between. My other pappi, d'Artagnan, is more on the highly strung side.
Staffy is spot on - I have two - one bit the others leg - limped badly - walked her to vet - she stood with her front paws on the reception desk - receptionist "Well it's obviously not broken"... it was... vet said their brains aren't attached to their bodies 😂
i have always had them and what your vet said is so bloody true
OMG! THAT'S PERFECT (vet wasn't wrong)!
My dogs and I were out for a walk and were attacked by a staffy. You're all right, their brains are not attached to their bodies. My 20 lb tiny bernedoodle was able to avoid getting humped, then confused it by repeatedly putting his paws on its shoulders. The owners were not too bright, after I yelled for help for 10 minutes they finally came out and said oh thanks for corralling our dog. SMH
7:20 bro brave af going down wooden stairs in sock😂
@@camouflagejumpsuitSorry that happened to you. As someone who has been around Staffs for 30 years, I've never trusted them completely around other dogs and always kept them controlled when out. They were bred for dogfighting and that instinct is still strong. Best thing to do is try to distract them with yourself. Dog equals bad to a staff but human, any human, equals friend. There is a video on UA-cam of a guy walking his Staff that is being harassed by a group of Labradors and, whilst scared, it doesn't retaliate so they're not all bad.
I love the representation of less well know dog breeds! There were even a few I didn’t know! Reminds me of when I got my catahoula leopard dog and only after did I adopt him did I read up on his breed. Turns out they can climb trees. Yay.
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The fact that the word LEOPARD didn’t clue you in?
@@torakunoichi lol, yeah I should probably have seen that coming. In my defense, I thought it was their pattern that gave them the leopard in their name. Still, he goes on hour long walks and long runs on the beach so he's a very happy boi.
I used to have a catahoula leopard dog and she could also climb trees! She was a fantastic dog!
….how the heck did they manage to breed a dog that can climb trees?! 😲
@@OneWhoDreamsAwake Catahoulas aren't the only ones who can climb trees. Belgian Malinois and Coonhounds can too.
I have no idea how they do it!
The Border collie was spot on. We use to have one that would sit at one end of the pasture and wait for a car to go by and race it to the other side of the pasture. Then sit and wait for a car going the other way and race back. It wasn't chasing the cars. It never left the pasture. It just loved racing them.
As a chocolate lab owner I can’t count the number of times he’s just walked into a door over the last 15 years
Labs are adorable. My sister has a Yellow one, he's the sweetest ol' doofus I know
Oof... my choc lab Luna passed about a yr ago, the screen door was a damn menace for her...
She got cataracts pretty early on...
For some reason she was fine with the glass door... but if u slid it open and the screen door was closed she'd be face first in it by the time u noticed
@@jaybee8862 Love the content
I had the same issue with my golden! Granted, it was a sliding glass door, but she lived there for years! We put gummy stickers on it to warn her, she ate the stickers (and threw them up on the couch, that was.....interesting). We ended up putting one of those one-way stickers that looked like stained glass (so it was technically faced the wrong way) and she stopped full tilt running into it, but still slid into it from getting too much of a running start on tile flooring. Did it until she was old and grey and kinda stopped running period. Silly girl, I miss her!
God same, he knows it there too from previous bump ins with the CLEAR sliding door. Not to mention how after he runs into it he’s hesitant to walk through the sliding door being open and only goes through it after being shown it’s safe with us passing through it. Then he bumps into the table 💀💀
He’s a sweetie tho I love him. And don’t even get me started on my yellow lab
You clearly put a ton of work into your videos. I love seeing people relate in the comments. You are a joy to watch.
I agree 💯%
Quite delightful, really😁
I had a Great Pyrenees. She left clear paths in my backyard where grass wouldn't grow because of her routine patrols! And of course, we always had "snow" at the end of summer. Impressive shedder!🥰
Same with ours! Dad finally ended putting down paving blocks in the backyard to make paths along her "patrol routes"!
@@daughteroftiaran Smart dad! It also cuts down on the rainy day muddy paws!
Same with my 2 boys❤️ They are huge Momma's Boys and live for the hugs, kisses, good boy treats, and all the love they could ever want and more! But they are SOOOOO protective. I know I'm 10000000% safe when I'm outside and they're right by me or keep me in their sights
Same with our girl! She does a bedroom check at night too! It’s sooo funny!!
@@SweetColo That's her genetics, but so cute!!!
the chow chow clocking itself on the hanging light had me laughing hard! the rottie was good too :D
It’s like he’s owned every single kind and knows them inside and out. So accurate! And hilarious 😂
You may remember that he designed all these dog breeds in heaven!
These where so funny! I worked at a animal clinic for years and the ones I knew where pretty on point. Only thing I disagree with is the Jack Russell. In my experience, they never back down. The bigger the opponent, the better.
Oh yeah, they have no fear - mine once did a running jump to sniff an Irish Wolfhound. They are Spartans, tremble before them 🤣
True. I used to work with dogs for 10 years and not once did I saw a jack russel backing down unless they were told to. And often not even then lol.
I have a shepherd and a Jack they are tough
I once saw a VERY tiny Jack Russell nipping at the hocks of my giant 15h horse built like a Percheron. It gave zero fucks about size difference, only the invasion of its declared stretch of street.
I totally agree. They're the top dogs at the dog parks.
As a vet tech, can confirm that these are accurate 👌 my only qualm would be that the "back to back doctors appointments" could also be applied to bulldogs!
As a Bulldog owner I have to agree about vet visits. They're higher maintenance than they seem.
Yep or taking the bulldog for a walk aka car ride.
No kidding. I once had a bulldog who's limit was half a block. She'd simply stop. Wouldn't move until she thought we were headed back to the house, and then she'd start running and taking me for a drag. Freaking tank. I miss her.
Bulldogs of any specific type would have an entire textbook on them alone
I have worked in Veterinary for 9+ years and own a Cane Corso, and Pretty Pitty and once owned a bernese mountain dog. These impressions are a complete and total accurate representation!!!!! Its amazing how spot on they are. The fact that he covered so many damn breeds, some not really known is fantastic and shows the effort put in. Not aure how he was able to accurately portray some breeds at all, let alone so precise. I love this shit!
Cane Corsos are the best. 🥰 I have one and haven't seen such loyalty before.
I dog sitting my friend's cane corso several times, he's such a cuddle bug from the 1st time we met.
I had huskies for years, and this is so spot on. Especially the short about running. And the Robber short! Hilarious. And yes they've freaked out my neighbors with "the stare" before the howl.
Me after seeing the "Rescues" bit: For people with rescues that have anxiety when you leave, teach them hand signs for when you're leaving. One hand sign for "walkies"/"You're coming with me" and one for "You're staying here and I'm leaving." Make sure to make it fairly structured so they notice the hand sign and maybe also make the animal sit as you leave, making it as ceremonious as you can. They will eventually learn that it actually means "You're staying here and I'm leaving - but I'll be back, OK?" and their anxiety will often completely go away after it takes. Just a tip from a former owner of multiple rescues.
Great advice!
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Huh, I saw a video about reducing separation anxiety that said make leaving your dogs alone as small of a deal as possible. But I've never had a dog so I wouldn't know. She was probably talking about not acting sad or distressed
@@andynonymous6769 I thought of it more like, if you're home and you tell your parents/partner/whomever you're going out, they won't be concerned but if you disappear and they realize you're not home and not sure where you are, they may become different levels of anxious.
@@shj7346 yeah that makes sense. Meanwhile if you start hugging and kissing them or talking to them all frantically and treating it like you're going to be gone for years, that would make them nervous. Dogs can probably pick up on that kind of stuff
100% on the blue heeler. Just a few of the things our heeler ate in her 16 years of life included Halloween candy, a loaf of jalapeno cheese bread, a whole box of fiber one bars and a bag of flour. Never got sick from any of it either except the fiber one bars, they definitely "worked" for her lol
A bag of FLOUR?? What-
My wifes high heel shoe (just the left one), the window sill, car tire, cat litter box (it's full of treats, dad!), probably 20 voles, deck post, my wife's other shoe (might as well) a bottle of kid glue, the garbage can lid (cause it's in the way), the litter box was a tough one, but everything else was cake (oh, also a 5 year old's birthday cake).
Mine ate the strings on pair of pajamas once and he will shred paper if it's anywhere he can get to it.😂
Never had a heeler, but my golden retriever once ate an entire pumpkin pie as a puppy. She didn’t get sick from it, but her stomach definitely didn’t like it
My chihuahua has an iron stomach as well. I made salmon and grilled onions for dinner and chocolate lava cakes for dessert once. We had to investigate a noise outside for literally two seconds and came back to her having jumped up on the table and ate four whole servings of grilled onions, garlic crusted salmon and four quite large chocolate lava cakes
We rushed her to the 24 hour vet and spent $300 to be told she's perfectly fine.
Twas not the last time she inhaled not meant for her
The husky pushing the car is 100% accurate. Any walk I ever went on with my husky she would jog circles around me the whole time didn’t matter how long the walk was. She loved to run more than any other dog I ever met.
My husky Princess loved to pull me on a cart I had. I've got a pitsky now & she loves to pull me away from crowded areas when I get over stimulated. She's my service dog & I've got not only autism but other issues she helps with as well
I had a Foxy x Silkie once. She was a runt when we got her; lived in a sock, was full of worms, was lucky to have survived. She was always small, scruffy and exploding with affection towards everyone. One small scratch from someone and she was on her back kicking her legs in joy. So much energy. Shen ever really sat still; was full of life.
Seeing the Rottie one makes me so happy. My baby girl does that. She acts so intimidating at the doors and at hearing noises but she’s such a big baby when the commotion calms down. She acts like such a lapdog, even trying to snuggle in my lap like she was still tiny. She’s such a cutie.
I have a dog that’s a mix of a German Shepherd and Rottweiler. She’s the friendliest dog that happens to be freakishly strong and has a scary voice, with the most power tunnel vision to ever exist. When she’s in the zone and goes on guard dog mode theirs no breaking her out of it short of forcing her out of the line of sight of what she’s targeting until she gives up.
Her biggest weakness is the fact she’s friendly but doesn’t understand how scary she comes off to other dogs and people. She’s gotten into so many fights with other dogs because they fight her thinking she’s intimidating them when she just wants friends and doesn’t realize she needs to tone it down.
My brother had a Rottie who was just like this. He was so sweet but scared people who didn’t know him. He adored children too
@@kayf4351My rottie loves kids too! Takes pride in protecting the stroller on walks
Me and my roommates rottie will demonic bark and growl at the window at squirrels, cars passing by, people walking by, but one time I threw his ball and it knocked his metal water bowl upside down and instead of getting his ball he barked and growled at his reflection in the bowl for 10 minutes before I fixed it 🤣
I got attacked by a huge Rottie once. He pinned me up against a wall and demanded back rubs. I was there for ages, before he spotted another sucker!
You finally did the Staffie and it is spot on. My dog is 11, riddled with arthritis, liver failure, breast cancer survivor, bone cancer. Still charges around like a 6 month old puppy.
Sounds like mine. The day before she died, she was running around on the beach, chasing sticks. She made it to 12.5, and passed away Xmas day 2020. Still miss her.
The golden doodle one is exactly my dog. He gets spooked when he's sleeping and then I gotta pet him until he feels better. Best boy, 10/10, wouldn't change him for the world.
Also he tries to run and bark in his sleep so I think he dreams about chasing the foxes outside, so I always whisper "go get him, baby," and his paws go a little bit faster each time. It's adorable.
As a papillon owner, this is spot on. My dog literally barking 24/7 for each noise she hears is literally that.
The yorkie is spot on! They come over and ask u to let them up, but when u reach down they back away and give u a dirty look, just like that😂❤
I've dubbed it "the Yorkshire Shuffle"!! The traditional dance of their people 😂😂 and our participation in the ritual is mandatory
Exactly! Cracked me up, it's so accurate 😂
As someone who desperately wants a dog but can't have one, I'm loving this video and all the pet parents' stories in the comments ♥️
Go hang out at a dog park. The owners will be happy for you to give them a break and play with their dogs. It's good therapy for everyone .
I’ve just watched this again. It’s amazing how much you miss just watching once. Each of the labs were different which was brilliant. Black lab was eating stuff it shouldn’t, chocolate lab walking into the wall and yellow lab in bed!! Hilarious!! 😂😂
As a dog trainer, I have to say; This is 98% accurate 👏😂
Which 2% is inaccurate?
Yeah what's the 2% inaccurate
Explain the 2% Tess
Comments on Argentinan Doggo plz?
@@Segwo my Jack Russell never backed away from a fight. No matter how big the other dog was. That was off. Jack Russell's are all go, all the time.
As a former Goldie owner, I swear golden retriever was so spot on, with that smile in open air, stopping to sniff and then carrying on... I miss my Goldie ❤
The chocolate lab one made me laugh so hard. I had a chocolate lab named Hershey and he was the smartest dumb dog I've ever owned. He was smart enough to figure out how to lift the latch on the gate and bump the gate open with his face. At the same time he could jump six seven feet in the air easily and never figured out that if he did it by the fence he would go over. I miss that moose terribly.
“Hershey,” I like that! I also have a chocolate lab, and her name is Cocoa :)
Aw my aunt and uncle had a chocolate lab named Chip, (edited from Chop, my autocorrect likes to mess with me) he was a muscle man of a dog but he was so clumsy, he often tripped and fell down their porch stairs. Good thing it was just a few steps
Labs and retrievers are either the smartest dumb dogs or the dumbest smart dogs I'm never sure
I miss my chocolate lab too his name was Buddy !! He was everybody's friend !!
@@michelslaura The biggest issue my friends godlie has, is the concept that not everyone wants to be his friend, whether it's every human that exists, or every animal big or small or any living thing or random object. He is genuinely stunned at the idea that the ducks on their lake dont want to play with him
Jonny's facial expressions are so accurate and different from each other. I too LOL. I also love the Yorkie: "Uppies! I want to go Uppies!"-- then "Don't touch me"
As someone who breeds them the English Mastiff is
"Hey lay down I want to take a nap and your my favorite mattress"
Fun fact they were breed to be guard dogs and when they weren't ripping intruders to shreds they just laid down on intruders so they couldn't run away
I thought they were bred to just take people down by jumping on them and lying on them until morning, hence the “gamekeeper’s night dog”. They don’t have a super high degree of gameness so ripping people to shreds isn’t necessarily their forte
The one of the corgi going down the stairs is beyond hilarious. My lil guy always looks ridiculous when he’s going down the stairs and it looks more like a tumble than anything else.
I've watched these videos so many times.. always so funny. The poor misunderstood pitties. They just want to make friends.
Very true
7:07 My mother's Daschund mix is the exact same way. She'll hear her name being called and come out into the hallway long enough to stare us down and then goes back into the bedroom. He really nailed it. Lol.
Mine peeks whenever she hears me coming (she can identify me from my footsteps)...be like "oh you're just doing laundry" then goes back to what she was doing before.
@@NoName-it4uu Loool. They really have sassy personalities. Lol
I presume the border collie only had the briefest of cameos as he was otherwise keeping all the other dogs in check and operating the camera.
I have a lab and border collie mix who is the smartest and best dog I’ve ever had. Love him!
My family had a Rottweiler years ago. If you came to the door, he would bark once, to let you know he was there.
Once he saw the family was cool with you (and if you were a good person) he was your best friend.
Yes, I’ve found that this is typical for many of the, so called, scary breeds. They aren’t mean or dangerous, they’re just smart and cautious. I respect that.
I think a lot of people just don’t understand their mindset.
The Scottish Terrier clip was perfection.
I was so glad to see a Scottish Terrier included! And yes, it was perfect.
OMG the pitbull impression is spot on. My neighbors have pit bulls and they're the sweetest dogs I've ever met. Actually just about every Pitbull I've ever met was a sweetheart and a big baby
Had 4 Scotty dogs over the years and you're spot on! My oldest dog, Edward McTavish MacDonald (Eddie pisghetti) lived to 20 years. No sense of humor whatsoever. Very protective, insisted you repeat your order or directive THREE times BEFORE complying, dug up EVERY rose bush, azalea, tree until there was no coming back, loved people at least 7 or older, TOLERATED small kids with great sighing and was a world renown(in his mind)soccer player and DONT TOUCH MY BALL!!
I absolutely love the name and his descriptors!
This is the funniest thing I've read in a long time
I love this!! I have a mixed terrier. We always laugh at him because he is so dignified and serious. “Life is business. Step aside.” We love him so much.
🎶Eddie Spaghetti, your meatball are ready🎵 My then 5 yo used to sing that all the time😂
The American Pitt Bull one made me wanna cry. Those dogs deserve so much more love. I'd have one if my mom wasn't allergic to dogs.
American pits are the best doggies. They are complete goofballs with the mental acuity of a toddler.
@@Pixiepebbles74 So true, Labradors are exactly the same : They're massive dogs but they're just playful furballs
Ikr
Didn't like the part where he said it's jaws locked. That is such a myth.. they just have very strong jaws to latch on and not let go. Their jaw bones are just like every other dog breed.
I’ve never had a pit never wanted one but we have had a pit mix adopt us. He was in terrible shape. Starved, been shot, hit on the road and mangy. I just couldn’t ignore him. His eyes were so longing. I began feeding him then gradually petting him then treating his injuries. The good Lord healed him. The bullet he was carrying in his foot fell out his hip healed and the mange cleared up. He is the most loving fun dog. We are happy to have him. He has now become a house dog.
The best dog I ever had was a tibetan pekingese. His name was cubby, and he was amazing. My daughter slept in a Co sleeper until she could roll over on her own. He and our tom cat geroge would sleep at her feet every night to protect her. I miss them both so much.
I've had nearly every single one of these breeds as a patient, and I gotta say, besides the pitbulls cuz they're my fave, Odin the Irish Wolfhound was my boyyyy! He loved his daddy, he would get separation anxiety when his dad left, but while his dad and little brother were there, you couldn't get near them. He was stupid protective of them. Play with and pet Odin all you want, just don't go near his dad and brother.
He came in once because he got in a fight with his canine brother and his brother tore up his foot pretty bad. His dad came drop him off so we could clean and repair it... he cried while his dad left. I took him to the xray room, where we had a big couch, and he laid on my lap and howled the songs of our Irish ancestors together. He was such a good boy! If he came in and my doctor/nurse team wasn't on his schedule, I'd make another nurse switch appointments with me so I could be with Odin. I loved that big baby. I'm not a vet nurse anymore and I really miss all the patients I got close to. Never a dull day at a 13 doctor full service vet hospital!
Can confirm the Staffy. My Crash dog had to have knee surgery (popped an his acl tripping over a sagebrush). We were told he'd have to take it easy for a couple of weeks (on leash out to potty, no running/jumping, etc). When we picked him up, the first thing he did was jump up on us. Then he ran around and tangled the leash through my legs. Had to have him put down due to cancer a couple years ago. Still miss that dog.
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Its Timmy fell in the well again. That made me laugh even harder. Only us oldies would catch that. Love these.😊
Everybody knows about lassie lol
I've been on youtube for years. You are the first one i subscribed to. Frickin' hilarious.
As someone who only has had various rescues, this is semi accurate. The other reaction is a frantic vibration of excitement from you coming home because they thought you were gone forever. Little guys take a while to trust you will not abandon them. :(
In our house the dogs are, "would you freaking leave me alone? No, I don't want to take another picture!" Literally have one of our Beagle giving me a "tired of you " look!
I accidentally hit the dislike button and it said “will be shared with the creator” so I wanted you to know the dislike is a lie. I liked it.
The same thing happened to me lol
I was curious so I tried it, I turned it into a thumbs up
I have done this, before. I was mortified
This made me dislike it just to find out if that was an actual thing. Answer: yes.
I think some of you think they're notified that you specifically disliked it. Shared with the creator just means they see the number of likes and dislikes since UA-cam decided it was somehow appropriate to take that away that for the rest of us.
NEVER underestimate a chihuahua mix. While we underestimated her abilities, we never did understand her jumping potential. She has yet to attack children, or set a fire, but she can jump 3 1/2 times her length, and check out the kitchen. She has stolen a hamburger bun, a hamburger, and many other food items. And will soon achieve heights above us. God help us all…
sooo à frog-rabbit with much attitude
Since my last post, she’s stolen a whole loaf of homemade bread, and blocks of butter, that were nowhere near the counter edge. Attitude? No kidding….
@@rebeccscreasman3293 congrats on the first flying dog!
We have a chihuahua jack russel mix who is fearless, she can jump really high. She likes to collect socks and tell us if someone is walking past. If I don't hear the door she will run and find me to answer it.
These are hilarious but I just wanted to say there is a stigma around poodles that they’re just prissy and preppy. They are actually incredible outdoor dogs and one of the smartest breeds out there!
That’s the best impression of my beagle I’ve ever seen in my entire life. He’s literally sitting next to me screaming right now
5:51 broke my heart, he just wants to play 🥺😭. He's a good boy. It reminds me of my own pit bull. He sounds scary but once he sees you he's all wiggly and tap dance-y as he makes these little chirp and hoot noises. He just want butt pats and chin scratches
that is my american stafforshire terrier ! and wants to say helo to every person while on his walk:)
Anyone who's crossed the street to get pibble kisses, raise your hand!
Mine's the same! She's such a sweet dog and people are nervous around her because of that stigma.
It reminds me of the dog that I rescued (and I mean literally rescued, not just adopted from a shelter). He wouldn't have lasted the night if I left him there, and now i'm the emotional support human to an infinitely loyal dog that has ptsd. His full name is Quirtusmaximusmuttlymicmutterson, but I just call him Quirt for short. He's probably one of the sweetest dogs on the planet, but sounds down right rabid when he plays. 😂
I am never one to judge a dogs appearance. However if they show any kind of agression i usually know how most breeds will respond regardless. PitBulls were called nanny dogs for a reason. They can be a very loving affectionate and caring dog. Its the people that raise animals to be aggressive. Shoot most cases its the smaller dogs that have the attitude.
The Akita one is very accurate when you’re the Akita’s “one”. They have only one person they’ll really like and they’ll follow them around everywhere. My Akita will start crying and whining behind the door when I have to leave the house.
I actually met an Akita that bonded easily to anyone who would be as excited to see her as she was to see them. Almost no one could match that excitement though 😂
My old girl was eventually arthritic, diabetic and blind but still loved to be taken into town to sit by a bench in the high street so she could meet her adoring public and be petted by everyone.
I bet she now sitting in the middle of the bridge saying hello to everyone. Catch up with you later sweetie.
@@raindancer6111 🥺❤
Jonny, you always make me chuckle out loud. You’ve put a lot of work into your vids and thank you for them. I love your sense of humour…especially the God ones. 😂❤😂❤😂❤
P.S. the search & rescue one with the evil chihuahua…HILARIOUS.
Omg the Cavalier one is so spot on. There’re mornings that I open my eyes and saw my dog just sit there staring at me while I was sleeping. The most adorable psycho dog ever
The cavalier at my work is super cuddly and nippy. She follows you around and grabs at your fingers. It’s hard to get mad at her with how cute her little face is.
@@justalittleturtle5600 It's my personal favorite breed. So sweet and goofy. Extremely smart as well. Co-dependent as hell though.
His impressions are so spot on. I actually have a circle of dead grass in the backyard from our Australian Shepherd rescue. Three years of working with that dog. Three families had returned her before we rescued her. She is a total neurotic psychopath. Was he a dog in a past life? He knows them well
My corgi was named "Wiggles" for reasons you perfectly illustrated, and the fear of stairs was real!
Your dog breed videos are absolutely hilarious! I don't know how many I've had to watch more than once because they're just too funny!
I absolutely love these posts. When ever I'm down or my bipolar is acting up, I watch them and it totally cheers me up. Ty for sharing
The border collie is accurate. I clocked mine at 34 km/he when she was 3. And by then she was capable of outsmarting me. Love that dog. She is 12 this year but acts like 5 year old.
I adore border collies! My grandparents had one and he was so dang smart and amazingly.loyal.
Yeah....had to laugh at that one. Never clocked mine, but she was the fastest dog I have ever seen when she was young. She'll be 15 next month and can barely walk anymore. She'll try to chase a rabbit or squirrel in the yard but can only go about 10ft (3m) before the arthritis tells her her running days are done.
I can confirm the Sharpei, they are allergic to themselves. You are awesome to put so much time and effort into these videos. You took the time to figure out all these breeds. 😊
I love these and am amazed at how not only accurate they are but also incredibly funny. A must for all dog lovers. No, a must for everyone as they are such fun.
🎉Oh my goodness, THANK YOU so much for including the pictures of the dogs that you're imitating. I was so tired googling pictures of dogs 😂
The corgi walking away made me laugh out loud!
This whole video is hilarious, but your imitations of chihuahuas-in this video and others-are the ones that leave me totally helpless with laughter. The thing is my experiences with chihuahuas match up with how you portray them. Wonderful work! Thank you!
1:56 OWWWW the *RESCUES* part was SO CUTE and sweet
I have a Great Pyrenees and three Alaskan Malamutes. You nailed both of them! My GP protects the whole neighbourhood. When it’s -30 C the malamutes tear around in the snow like they’re saying, “finally some decent weather!!”
As a proud pitbull owner… not disappointed with the pitbull portrayal. That’s literally my dog. She wants to say hi and people literally run away. 😂
THEY NEED MORE LOVE ALL DOGS ARE AMAZING
Same! My girl is a service dog in training and almost every one in my neighborhood is terrified of her… 😢 but she is a damn good dog and I wouldn’t trade her for the world! She’s very intelligent and super beautiful ❤I’ve raised or owned pibbles for a good portion of my life. I have never owned a bad one. It’s all in how they are raised! 💜
Pitbulls should be illegal
@@Nikolas-Abdul-Hamid maybe. Maybe not. Give an ignorant person a gun, bad stuff happens. Give an ignorant person a dog, especially a breed as loyal as the APBT, bad stuff happens. 🤷🏼♂️.
@@karmaspetshop3086 Freyja is actually an emotional support animal. Literally got prescribed a letter from my VA shrink, and the rest is history. Besides the fact that whenever there’s a pitbull post on my FB, it’s FLOODED with veterans and their pits. I think half the people i served with have pits, if not, Rotties, Dobies, or German Shepherds. 😂. I always laugh because one of the most misunderstood groups of people gravitate towards the most misunderstood dog breed. 🤷🏼♂️. You’d be amazed how many former military personnel have pitbulls.
As the loving parent of a Rottweiler, German Shepherd and an Australian Shepherd, I can attest to the accuracy of their depictions.
Amazing acting and knows his dogs breeds well, love watching his videos❤
The pit bull terrier was too real...
I don't get why so many people are afraid of them, they're amazing loving dogs who just want to play and chill
Exactly
Pitties are sweet, if they know you.
They always look to me as though they’re smiling.
I've got a lab/pit mix who mostly looks like a pit and she's one of the sweetest dogs I've ever met. She just wants to make all humans happy
They're like sleeper agents lmao. They're so cuddly until something activates their prey drive, like falling over or having an epileptic fit (you can look up correlations of owners getting mauled and epilepsy), and they go 0 to 100 in no time flat.
They were bred specifically to hurt, kill, ignore pain-- humans did that to them. That's why people are afraid. It's like keeping a loaded gun around, you need to know how to handle them safely if at all
I have a mini schnauzer and he seems to believe he is my personal bodyguard. When I leave for work, he gives me the saddest most expressive eyes ever. It breaks my heart. But when I come back, he runs to the gate with all 4 paws off the ground with each bound and a big, goofy grin on his face! Dogs definitely smile when they’re happy 😃 I love him to bits!
I have a farm and working Great Pyrenees and this was absolutely correct for them. I actually woke up the retired GP sleeping inside when I laughed at this. They also will tell you about every fallen leaf and breeze.
My niece has a Great Pyrenees mini Aussie mix. Looks like an extra fluffy golden retriever and barks at *everything.* He also hangs off my sister's Old English sheepdog's ear the way little kids hold a grown up's hand on a walk.
@@brigidtheirish yikes that is some confused behavioral genetics
@@angiect3791 You'd think so, but he's pretty consistent. Everything that moves is for chasing and barking. Other dogs, humans, and cats are for playing. Humans also give belly rubs. Sheep are for herding into random locations. Everything else is to be destroyed.
Was REALLY confused at first when you mention the "retired GP" ... in the UK that's a family doctor (General Practitioner) ... was wondering why you had a retired doctor sleeping at your farm ...
@@sairhug I mean one of his family might be a general practitioner
The Scottish Terrier floored me so hard laughing with tears. I replayed those 3 seconds like 10x. My beloved Scottie Oliver is soooo this 😂
Oh my gosh, the pitbull one broke my heart. All they want to do is play and be friends w everyone.
Tell that to a burglar lol.
Frfr my pittbull thinks everyone is her friend. She's a big baby
@@ithewho6603 if she chews a burglar she's getting so many treats 😁
Honestly, the poodle one was very wrong too. They're known to have lots of energy and are usually extremely playful.
Yes! My friends pitbull sat on my lap, he was heavy but I didn’t mind. When I visit my friend and her Pit is with her in her house, he remembers me!
“The wind is scary, can I sleep in here tonight”
Adorable
A friend's Border Collie mix got so incredibly bored, that she made herself a ball playing machine:
She carried the tennis ball up a tilted garden wall, put it at the top point and let it roll down, while she ran to the lowest point to catch it. She did this over and over again for hours. After a while my friend got her a bunch of large rabbits (bred for meat), so she had something to herd. None of them ever escaped the garden. And she snacked on their dropping so much, that my friend started calling them "her chocolate raisins".
Her other half is a Harzer Fuchs (literally "Harz mountain fox"), i.e. an ancient German herding breed. Don't worry if you've never heard of them, they're almost extinct. They have about the same intelligence level as ordinary German shepherds, so a Border Collie/Harzer Fuchs mix is scary smart. She could probably do my taxes.
Chocolate raisins 🤣🤣
My border collie does the same you are telling but also does it with pinecones while hiking big mountains. The fun ends when she encounters goats next to cliffs and chase them to the bottom or top of the mountain. Then comes back and keeps playing with the pinecones.
Both chocolate and raisins are poisonous for dogs, good that it was just 💩😅
I can see a German Shepherd working for either the IRS, or H n R Block. Because they'll either audit you, or protect you fiercely from an audit...and thus be well worth the usual H n R Block fees....in dog biscuits, that is...and come to work well-dressed. 😅
@@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 That's a great new video idea for this channel: Typical jobs for each breed.
The beagle would obviously be the food inspector. The chihuahua is involved in meth cooking. The dachshund a bouncer. The malinois a martial arts specialist. The hovawart Homeland Security. The corgi a go-go dancer... Endless possibilities!
bro the pit bull almost made me cry
As a chihuahua owner I can confirm they are natures strongest predators
Only dog that ever attacked me and bit me... was a Chihuahua. Ran all the way up a set of stairs, ran back down and bit me in the kneecap! Damn rat!!!
@vonniehull6992 you ok?
@@vonniehull6992those dogs irate my hubby he always says he’s had sh*ts bigger then those dogs! So when he gets post with my I go bust my friend who has that kind dog flippers & flippers won’t leave my side! Love that little guy!
I’ve had many (all rescues) and I’d never trust ANY of them with a lighter 😂
The smaller the dog, the less room they have to dissipate the rage, so it all becomes concentrated.
I had a Irish wolf hound as a babysitter when I was little. We'd play in the backyard and the dog would keep us kids in the yard. Also, if we were outside, adults had to approach from the house. The dog was very protective of her pups ( us kids)
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