If you do a sequel I think it would be rad to add Only the Strong and Reverence for Veterans to the super culture lol. Or Mystical Ancestors but you'd have to unlock the perk in the Renown Tree first
Bro so addicted to Haesteinn that he on the verge to ascending to haesteinn hood, the haesteinn valhalla, hell I wouldn't be surprised if he became a eldricth haesteinn addict 😭
"...by picking fundamentalist we will consider all other religions hostile and infidel. Very Good." Would be such a wild thing to hear without context.
Fun historical fact: Jarl Haesteinn actually tried to sack Rome and kinda succeded, but then they figured out that they mistook the city of Luna for Rome. Yes, historical Haesteinn was as crazy as Koifish playing him.
I did something similar recently, basically i had this idea of an immortal viking just going around making significant changes to the map (like elevating the kingdom of mann and the isles, ending the iberian struggle etc.), each time going back to square one by turning himself adventurer and just migrating somewhere else, he got the conqueror event right off the bat, so i feared that when i turned adventurer the conqueror trait would be lost, thus i migrated to mongolia the classical way by picking small counties in siberia until reached monglia i conquered, hybridised and became the greatest of khans with the conqueror trait, it was a wild ride.
Just imagine being a feudal ruler and just hearing rumours about this insane immortal viking running around stealing kingdoms and just slaughtering thousands... I would probably have game-ended myself or fled into the wilds to avoid his wrath.
21:00 I’ve never seen a -242 modifier before. I’ve been less hated by recently conquered infidels than Koifish was hated by people for giving titles to lowborns
My best and most fun haestein run was before they nerfed his level of fame. I immediately conquer duchy on Brittany, France joined I smashed both their armies and followed up conquer duchy for Normandy, then invade kingdom on Wessex. This was all fast enough Albert didn't succeed his brother yet so he became my vassal and our combined dynasty ruled Britannia together as English asatru vikings. It was glorious
My to-go route is, making a custom ruler, within the 400 limit of course, replace the Chieftain of Mon, and build your army a bit, build your tribal holding, raiding etc., once you're strong enough, do an independence war against Jarl Ivar then create the Duchy of Mon. Once you get the requirements, you can then create the Kingdom of Mann and by Golly that is OP. I usually start there, take over all England, Denmark then go for Norway and hold them for 30 years, then create the Empire of the North Sea :D
2:54, for some ffing reason i laughed way to hard at this dumb joke, i love you koifish, i love you haestein, and i hate both of you in equal amounts too. best kind of love
HAESTEINN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! And I am so on board with it! :D ALSO I think that's KotOR music I hear in the background somewhere. Also I know that experience: we want to bring the entire map under one rule, but before the 1/4 mark, it gets tedious and agonizing, so then we just...STOP.
Actually i think raiding conserves the conqueror trait ! had a game in which i was proposed to get it through raiding, and i didn't conquered things for some year but only raiding, and still had it
The problem with the immortal trait is that without the right perks, when your non-immortal close family die, you will gain stress. And since you will be producing so many children and have so many spouses, them dying will eventually put you in a stress gain downward spiral until you have an aneurysm and die. The immortal trait keeping you from becoming incapable, which is meant to represent someone never becoming senile in old age, also completely disregards mental damage through both emotional and physical trauma, and thus is OP. Or at least on paper it is. In reality, it means NOTHING.
Fuck endgame crisis, I need early game scourge of the gods Jarl Haesteinn as a game rule. And any immortal character should also get -80% stress and plague resistance otherwise they'll always die anyway as soon as all of their kids die.
*PLEASE PARADOX BUFF HAESTEINN LIKE THIS PLEAAAAAAASE*
Here we see the effects of "Hæsteinn addiction"
A most severe affliction
dw paradox if you buff him he'll just take 2 counties in england and get murdered by the french like he normally does
I remember when he enjoyed Sigurd Ring in ck2...does anyone else remember that?
If you do a sequel I think it would be rad to add Only the Strong and Reverence for Veterans to the super culture lol. Or Mystical Ancestors but you'd have to unlock the perk in the Renown Tree first
Honor your oath High King! we got the 5k
He has entered the final stage of Haesteinn addiction nothing can help him now 💀💀💀
There is no rehab for this it’s too late for him…
There is ampiutation of the head
@@JackMaier-ry5tuhe already tried😊
Bro so addicted to Haesteinn that he on the verge to ascending to haesteinn hood, the haesteinn valhalla, hell I wouldn't be surprised if he became a eldricth haesteinn addict 😭
Playing Haesteinn= his precioussss
bro wants haestinn to canonically shoot fire out of his mouth and be able to stop time
Haesteinn Dovahkiin?
Haesteinn Brando?
Haesteinn Izayoi?
Haesteinn Christ?
"...by picking fundamentalist we will consider all other religions hostile and infidel. Very Good." Would be such a wild thing to hear without context.
I mean, plenty of religious extremists in history have had similar thoughts
I"'m beloved by everyone expect the people that hate me." Classic Koifish.
Just when I thought Haesteinn couldn't get more powerful... 😱
There's no limit to the perfectness.
Finally he’s playing haestinn again
Remember when Koifish tried breaking his addiction? he's become a true addict now. We've come full circle
Not declaring a war for a long time can cause you to lose conqueror trait. You can raid but do it fast.
Fun historical fact:
Jarl Haesteinn actually tried to sack Rome and kinda succeded, but then they figured out that they mistook the city of Luna for Rome.
Yes, historical Haesteinn was as crazy as Koifish playing him.
Yeah, that story about me playing dead to conquer the city is totally true
@@Jarl_HaesteinnOh my god, is it really you
@@ArryOtter-ui3wt how dare you to doubt
@@Jarl_Haesteinn sorry my lord, you are just so magnificent that I thought I was hallucinating
next video: haesteinn defeats the Emperor of Mankind in a duel with one hand and blindfolded
not hard to beat a corpse
*Beats up skeleton*
Pre or post Heresy?
Didn’t you know that haesteinn is the Emperor of Mankind?
@@Hapsburger You know, I like the way you think my friend.
11:21 legendary quote "hehe Denmark! Ahööargh, I forgot I'm Denmark"
I did something similar recently, basically i had this idea of an immortal viking just going around making significant changes to the map (like elevating the kingdom of mann and the isles, ending the iberian struggle etc.), each time going back to square one by turning himself adventurer and just migrating somewhere else, he got the conqueror event right off the bat, so i feared that when i turned adventurer the conqueror trait would be lost, thus i migrated to mongolia the classical way by picking small counties in siberia until reached monglia i conquered, hybridised and became the greatest of khans with the conqueror trait, it was a wild ride.
the gutteral response when Koifish remembers he's spreading Denmark's borders! XD
Just imagine being a feudal ruler and just hearing rumours about this insane immortal viking running around stealing kingdoms and just slaughtering thousands... I would probably have game-ended myself or fled into the wilds to avoid his wrath.
Haesteinn Addiction Level: Hopeless.
One Haesteinn to rule them all
The only sin of this video is Koifish not dropping the modded haesteinn code allowing us to put in this absolute GOAT of a man into our own games
😭🙏
Just add the traits in the game files. Why do you need a specific mod for such an easy thing.
Koifish gon fall back into a hastein addiction
Great Elder Scrolls: Oblivion music in the background.
HAESTEINNUS, TO NORTH GREECE!
0:03 WHAT?! NO WAY! I always though you are a King Charles the Bald Fan.. my life is a lie!
21:00 I’ve never seen a -242 modifier before. I’ve been less hated by recently conquered infidels than Koifish was hated by people for giving titles to lowborns
Ah yes haesteinn is playing Koifish today
What have you done, it was said you would beat the addiction bring ballance to ck3 not leave it in Hæsteinn dominance
CK3 with M&B music is awesome
I watched it in a blink. Such a catchy video, love it!
Put the rest of this series in the bag, and nobody gets hurt.
i wait weeks for any of my favourite content creators to make a new video on CK3 and it happens just for it to be Haestienn again
Oh god, the warband music in the background is pure nostalgia
Koifish got possessed by sprit of Martin luther in 22:45
i agree haesteinn as our new god!
Immortal Haesteinn could marry Matilda of Tuscany, now
We need Koifish to play as Haestein and both Laith and Simi has to stop him
I think its been too long since a Haestein video, honestly we need 3 in a row to make up for it now!!
I'm honestly shocked you didn't go to the isle of man first for even more free troops.
You should try haesteinn with clan government and at antagonistic house unity, literally unlimited invasion cb
Hæstein the Dane confirmed
My best and most fun haestein run was before they nerfed his level of fame. I immediately conquer duchy on Brittany, France joined I smashed both their armies and followed up conquer duchy for Normandy, then invade kingdom on Wessex. This was all fast enough Albert didn't succeed his brother yet so he became my vassal and our combined dynasty ruled Britannia together as English asatru vikings. It was glorious
What’s with the banner lord music?
I have waited eternal ages of suffering for a new HAESTEINN episode! Min life is complete nu.
Gogo 5k. Get the world 🎉
My to-go route is, making a custom ruler, within the 400 limit of course, replace the Chieftain of Mon, and build your army a bit, build your tribal holding, raiding etc., once you're strong enough, do an independence war against Jarl Ivar then create the Duchy of Mon. Once you get the requirements, you can then create the Kingdom of Mann and by Golly that is OP. I usually start there, take over all England, Denmark then go for Norway and hold them for 30 years, then create the Empire of the North Sea :D
Haesteinn is happy again he got his wish to be with you and he got immortality
His Haestinn addiction is becoming terminal.
I love your videos koifish ❤️
One Jarl Haesteinn to rule them all
I hope this turns into a immortal series
More! Haesteinn World Tour!
Haesteinn got the help of the sturgians from bannerlord.
2:54, for some ffing reason i laughed way to hard at this dumb joke, i love you koifish, i love you haestein, and i hate both of you in equal amounts too. best kind of love
Bannerlord background music... You deserve like
The addiction is too powerful now, we’ve reached the point of no return
Koifish: We don't need the whole of body tree since we're immortal.
The bullsh_t plague system: Buenos dias, f_ckboy!
bro put bannerlord theme in intro i was like "did I unknwoingly opened it or what?"
HAESTEINN IS BACK WITH A VENGEANCE! And I am so on board with it! :D
ALSO I think that's KotOR music I hear in the background somewhere.
Also I know that experience: we want to bring the entire map under one rule, but before the 1/4 mark, it gets tedious and agonizing, so then we just...STOP.
gotta love that sexy blue empire colour
We need the Haesteinn Emperor of Mankind
They should make an Easter egg for when you go fishing as haesteinn you can get a pet fish and one of the names is koifish
I have seen Haesteinn outlive Ragnarr quite a few times, tbh, boy tend to die, and his dad doesnt
UN VÍDEO MA MI GENTE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥
our king of the north sea haesteinn the defiant must return to conquer the world.
you should try to play as an immortal adventurer ✨
Actually i think raiding conserves the conqueror trait ! had a game in which i was proposed to get it through raiding, and i didn't conquered things for some year but only raiding, and still had it
Needs a lady haesteinn run to reach god level
The Haesteinese will no doubt become known as the Hasty Knees in the future. Too hasty to put the second N of Haesteinn in the name.
Haeinstein my beloved I somehow didn't do a real campaign as him lmao
Ireland will remember this Haesteinn
21:00 HOW COULD YOU! You're undermining the divine right to rule of the nobility.
Not my problem that the man who digging into the dirt his whole life has more stats that noble man with suspiciously similar to each other parents
I hear that Bannerlord music in the background.
He didn't give Haestinn the Scourge of the Gods modifier...
17:07 above the vaseline
LETS GO HÆSTEINN
Imagin this with the Genghis khan buff
What mods does koifish use? For batlles and stuff
Wait, they cant pay you indulgences and stuff unless you're a spiritual head of faith, right?
15:10
There should be a congiental version of immortal.
The problem with the immortal trait is that without the right perks, when your non-immortal close family die, you will gain stress. And since you will be producing so many children and have so many spouses, them dying will eventually put you in a stress gain downward spiral until you have an aneurysm and die.
The immortal trait keeping you from becoming incapable, which is meant to represent someone never becoming senile in old age, also completely disregards mental damage through both emotional and physical trauma, and thus is OP. Or at least on paper it is. In reality, it means NOTHING.
It's close to 5k likes, world conquest!
So, you can just post this video once a week. Nothing will beat it now
Is the sprite battle in 3:30 a mod or in game feature? I haven't played the game for 4 months due to work
Its a mod
Part 2 please
How do you grt the by the sword tradition
Koifish how about the vampire mod? you could turn Haesteinn into a vampire?
Haesteinn World conquest when?
Will Hastings travel to Tamriel one day ? Will he be the dovakhin ?
I love you koi fish
Haestein always out lives Ragnar
What are the mods used for the display army ?
IN THE START IS BANNERLORD MUSIC😎😎😎😎
While we're at it can we make immortal stop you from going bald please?
Lore accurate Haesteinn
38 sekendes not bad
How you get the conqueror trait Guys ?
How does one get the immortal trait? is it a mod if so what one?
Same question with conqueror trait?
5k for the glorious Haesteinn, huzzah!
like for being the the first ck3 UA-camr I’ve found that can pronounce the Irish provinces right
Fuck endgame crisis, I need early game scourge of the gods Jarl Haesteinn as a game rule. And any immortal character should also get -80% stress and plague resistance otherwise they'll always die anyway as soon as all of their kids die.
Manga-accurate Haestinn
What war mod does he use?
Interesting scenario im just wondering is the conqueror trait part of a mod ?
No