I Became ENGLISH 300 Years EARLY as the STRONGEST VIKING in Crusader Kings 3

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  11 місяців тому +181

    *HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK*
    I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH!
    Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish

    • @dominicadrean2160
      @dominicadrean2160 11 місяців тому +2

      Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊
      You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers
      Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

    • @daedalusdreamjournal5925
      @daedalusdreamjournal5925 11 місяців тому +2

      HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)

    • @parkedcar3411
      @parkedcar3411 11 місяців тому

      Ah hell naw bro was on a few months clean streak

    • @snomcultist189
      @snomcultist189 11 місяців тому

      Host a multiplayer tournament where everyone is a different hæstien along the French coast

    • @heliomiguelheleno7177
      @heliomiguelheleno7177 11 місяців тому

      Haesteinn should try and become the Shogun (with the mods) just as a flex 🤭

  • @tomasmarques4742
    @tomasmarques4742 11 місяців тому +579

    Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot

    • @JulluisSupremacy
      @JulluisSupremacy 11 місяців тому +8

      wait a minute something ain right cant ring my head

    • @kube410
      @kube410 4 місяці тому

      lets make this a copypasta please

  • @upi556
    @upi556 11 місяців тому +130

    Kotfish please come back to hospital we still need to cure your addiction

  • @KnockoutsKoKings
    @KnockoutsKoKings 11 місяців тому +247

    start of the year and he starts with relapsing back to his addiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thatguy3421
      @thatguy3421 11 місяців тому +11

      He was in De Nile, but that is stage one of grief

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation 11 місяців тому +1473

    Blud willingly became English 💀

  • @spiderclone101
    @spiderclone101 11 місяців тому +432

    Why would you make Haesteinn into the Spiffing Britt?!?!

    • @leecupp2573
      @leecupp2573 11 місяців тому +60

      Yorkshire tea altered the timeline

    • @MrDUneven
      @MrDUneven 11 місяців тому +17

      Perfectly balanced run

    • @Chaotic_Fragment
      @Chaotic_Fragment 11 місяців тому +14

      Yorkshire Tea Gold
      *_It makes everyone English. Even the French and Vikings…_*

  • @bernard832
    @bernard832 11 місяців тому +157

    The darkest Haesteinn timeline.

    • @ANGLO-GERMAN96
      @ANGLO-GERMAN96 11 місяців тому +7

      No.

    • @llamaboioflusatia
      @llamaboioflusatia 11 місяців тому +13

      I think real life is pretty bad, he just ends up a second class raider in Britain and gets killed

    • @SennaAugustus
      @SennaAugustus 11 місяців тому +5

      That's why his son went to Bulgaria.

    • @fakenews56
      @fakenews56 8 місяців тому

      @@llamaboioflusatiaat least he didnt become british, and sent to the hidden 10th circle of hell, exclusive to brits.

  • @Zilla12
    @Zilla12 11 місяців тому +17

    9:19 "That white shirt ain't gonna stay white for too long, because he has a whole lot of enemies"
    The screen shows 0 enemies...

  • @imaxinsertnounherex
    @imaxinsertnounherex 11 місяців тому +96

    I am always amazed how long Haesteinn manages to stay alive in your playthroughs.

    • @tommerker8063
      @tommerker8063 3 місяці тому +1

      he has gimped healt stats on top of whole of body from the start. unless someone murders him he can easily live to 85 or 90

    • @vaultboy6911
      @vaultboy6911 Місяць тому +1

      Learning branch helps a lot

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 11 місяців тому +24

    If Haesteinn's son had 0 learning:
    "HE EATS PAINT!?"

  • @Ladislav-z2y
    @Ladislav-z2y 11 місяців тому +42

    The Haesteinn addiction continues

  • @LeoNepeta
    @LeoNepeta 11 місяців тому +7

    Making a protestant religon with indulgences is so funny lol

  • @kohlicoide2258
    @kohlicoide2258 11 місяців тому +9

    We need now some kind of Islamic Haesteinn Faith to make him the savior of all three abrahamic religions. Caliph Haesteinn!

    • @-landon931
      @-landon931 3 місяці тому +1

      Imagine you're a Christian and you're already wetting yourself because Vikings are at the city gates then you here Jarl Haesteinn chanting "Allahu akbar!"

  • @natel9388
    @natel9388 9 місяців тому +1

    I'm from a town in the south of England that is possibly named after Haestin

  • @josephstaggs4545
    @josephstaggs4545 11 місяців тому +44

    still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 11 місяців тому +6

      Would love a Koifish CK3 Roman Empire video. Viking/Varangian Roman Empire anyway

    • @johnmartston8848
      @johnmartston8848 11 місяців тому +2

      He should play the Fallen Eagle mod which recently came with a new update

    • @duncanharrell5009
      @duncanharrell5009 11 місяців тому +2

      @@johnmartston8848 We know he never will. His homeboy and love of his life Haesteinn isn't in it.

    • @johnmartston8848
      @johnmartston8848 11 місяців тому +2

      @@duncanharrell5009 Gothic Haesteinn it is then

    • @ThoseOtherJeremysLie
      @ThoseOtherJeremysLie 7 місяців тому +2

      @@johnmartston8848he could be jarl haesteinn of gaul

  • @EA-wr2xg
    @EA-wr2xg 11 місяців тому +22

    honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures

    • @publicenemy9000
      @publicenemy9000 11 місяців тому +3

      Normans are the best culture

    • @MrLocurito
      @MrLocurito 11 місяців тому +13

      the franko-french culture spawned once and i lost all faith in humanity

    • @tominieminen66
      @tominieminen66 11 місяців тому +2

      Pretty ridiculous how one dude changed the very culture twice, that's some major cultural whiplash 😂

    • @Chaotic_Fragment
      @Chaotic_Fragment 11 місяців тому

      @@MrLocuritoi’ve seen italo-franco-franconian
      i don’t think anything else needs to be said

    • @MrLocurito
      @MrLocurito 11 місяців тому

      ​@@Chaotic_Fragment worst offender i saw was welsh polish and lombard intermingling into a single culture under the HRE

  • @miakodakot7359
    @miakodakot7359 11 місяців тому +4

    Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process

  • @ianhoughton2426
    @ianhoughton2426 11 місяців тому +2

    Haesteing just roll played as the Northern Men army, William the Conqueror, Henry 8th, Charles 2nd and then United the faith.

  • @pivertironlungs7408
    @pivertironlungs7408 11 місяців тому +2

    Thank you for the new Haesteinn video, it was a very good

  • @schnufi0893
    @schnufi0893 11 місяців тому +2

    Its crazy that koifish does quest that usually take years to complete, in less than 50 years only because he plays a drunk grandpa viking in france😂

  • @TheImperialSenate
    @TheImperialSenate 11 місяців тому +4

    Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.

  • @Allen0wl
    @Allen0wl 11 місяців тому +2

    You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…

  • @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl
    @ThemoonsFullofgoons-qn9xl 11 місяців тому +1

    We don’t complain about the weather we love getting soaked every other day in fact we have a saying for this it’s called “lovely day for it” 😂

  • @lawn_moa
    @lawn_moa 11 місяців тому +1

    4:45 Koifish has good taste in music.
    Absolutely hecking based.

  • @lost6516
    @lost6516 11 місяців тому +2

    Becoming catholic after taking a bunch of catholic land, and then using that power to conquer norse land is the most viking thing you can do

  • @jethro240
    @jethro240 11 місяців тому +1

    Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.

  • @FunnyDude119
    @FunnyDude119 11 місяців тому +1

    Try to find a koifish playthrough that doesn’t have Haesteinn
    I’ll wait

  • @Masquerade1200
    @Masquerade1200 11 місяців тому +7

    Are we getting more of the dynasty series? :(

  • @matveykurland7012
    @matveykurland7012 11 місяців тому +1

    Funny how koifish ignores the 13-year-old executed at 5:06

  • @Casual_Killroy
    @Casual_Killroy 11 місяців тому +1

    As a man named Griffin himself this is the only Haesteinn video of yours I approve of.

  • @donvergonet399
    @donvergonet399 11 місяців тому +9

    I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off.
    In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'.
    Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch.
    CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.

  • @katanah3195
    @katanah3195 11 місяців тому +1

    Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.

  • @marrow2261
    @marrow2261 4 місяці тому

    This is legit one of the coolest ck3 videos I've ever seen

  • @more17
    @more17 11 місяців тому +1

    I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.

  • @rashisti
    @rashisti 11 місяців тому +1

    Sick addition to your Jarl of work.

  • @extantknight6735
    @extantknight6735 11 місяців тому

    Haestinn with British grenadiers playing, now ive seen it all.

  • @fyfrod
    @fyfrod 11 місяців тому

    You're the best, Koifish! That was amazing.

  • @ekinyank2723
    @ekinyank2723 10 місяців тому +1

    4:55 anyone know name of this mod

  • @robergaming81
    @robergaming81 11 місяців тому +3

    Hasteinn Griffin is truly an unexpected crossover.🥶

  • @GeneralLuxofficial
    @GeneralLuxofficial 11 місяців тому +1

    The British Isles: Please give ous mercy!!!
    Normandy: NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Eliktro
    @Eliktro 4 місяці тому +1

    4:32 not the hitler photo

  • @stoneymcblunt7747
    @stoneymcblunt7747 11 місяців тому

    This is one of my favorite things to do in ck3, if you start in one of the duchys in Norway your marshal will actually be rollo

  • @rusael333
    @rusael333 11 місяців тому

    The biggest miracle in this video is that haesteinn lived to be 98

  • @tyrion5131
    @tyrion5131 11 місяців тому

    Even though i stopped playing CK3, this guy's videos make me watch it. I like your style dude kkep it up :)

  • @OK-ct3rd
    @OK-ct3rd 11 місяців тому +2

    I am Anglican, this is hilarious and fun.

  • @Zebo12345678
    @Zebo12345678 11 місяців тому +3

    It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods!
    I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.

  • @HeavyLefty
    @HeavyLefty 11 місяців тому +1

    The ultimate humiliation ritual of becoming English

  • @wastelander89
    @wastelander89 11 місяців тому

    I absolutely love ur videos and enthusiasm in the videos. Best ck3 videos on the internet man 🙂💯 great editing, great commentary, great video ideas.

  • @aidankenny521
    @aidankenny521 11 місяців тому

    Brilliant content as always Koifish!

  • @Hello.Madness
    @Hello.Madness 9 місяців тому

    Fun Fact: Koifish is on the Wikipedia for Hæstein, He could be seen in the Legacy Tab

  • @LoganAntonick
    @LoganAntonick 11 місяців тому

    Haesteinn should head to the Red Sea for some pirate shenanigans next.

  • @gurrtug9213
    @gurrtug9213 11 місяців тому +1

    OMG THE CONQUEROR REBOOT IS BACK IN CK3!!!!!!!!!!

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey 11 місяців тому +1

    Is Koifish ever gonna return to the Haesteinn saga?

  • @SirZeus21
    @SirZeus21 11 місяців тому

    Bro this takes me back to when koifish starts using Haestien in ck2

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 11 місяців тому +1

    I'm surprised you didn't go for the kingdom of man and the Isles second just for the extra troops.

  • @daedalusdreamjournal5925
    @daedalusdreamjournal5925 11 місяців тому +8

    When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱
    Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀
    Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !

    • @henricmoreno5876
      @henricmoreno5876 11 місяців тому +1

      Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this

    • @henricmoreno5876
      @henricmoreno5876 11 місяців тому +1

      If you do at least half as emperor, you will be warned when there is a scheme in your court and can choose how to deal with it.

    • @derekskelton4187
      @derekskelton4187 11 місяців тому +1

      Varangian Adventure away from West Francia. Staying in Montaigu is just rolling the dice for no benefit. You can go back later if you want revenge

    • @daedalusdreamjournal5925
      @daedalusdreamjournal5925 11 місяців тому

      thanks for the various responses :)
      To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island.
      Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.

  • @dolwota2nd
    @dolwota2nd 11 місяців тому +2

    98 years of haesteinn life

  • @sb300gang9
    @sb300gang9 11 місяців тому

    Literally couldn’t wait till i got off work to watch 😂😂 , knew it was gonna be some heat when i seen the grayish single braid beard combo

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey 11 місяців тому +2

    Hey Koifish we would love to know what mods you use

  • @HomerOnline
    @HomerOnline 11 місяців тому

    Great Papa Koifish, could you grant me a new Haestinn Saga video for the new year? I would love some more Haestinn Saga!

  • @avenpreston2001
    @avenpreston2001 11 місяців тому

    dude was actually pretty badass irl going all the way to north africa and sacking Mosques

  • @teawitched
    @teawitched 11 місяців тому

    i would love Jarl Haesteinn to deliver my next box of Yorkshire Tea to me

  • @Spudder77
    @Spudder77 11 місяців тому

    I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!

  • @askthewhyplaysgames
    @askthewhyplaysgames 10 місяців тому +1

    This was actually insane.

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 11 місяців тому +1

    Jarl Haesteinn? Nah, more like Earl Hastings!

  • @miles4404
    @miles4404 11 місяців тому

    Warband music Lin the background is so good

  • @TexasToast712
    @TexasToast712 11 місяців тому +1

    Is that a mod you are using for your battle screen? Looks super cool

  • @SrBriggles123
    @SrBriggles123 11 місяців тому

    I can appreciate your translations for the zoomers, very bussin' on god no cap fr fr

  • @Talvekuningas
    @Talvekuningas 11 місяців тому

    I'm actually trying to do this achievement in CK2 currently . It's start off norse, move to france, become norman , conquer england , become english. Uuuf. Probably gonna take a while. There's no change culture option (i think) so its event based .

    • @chekiefloofderg4997
      @chekiefloofderg4997 11 місяців тому

      There is but only if you are a vassal of someone with the culture needed. Otherwise try to find a character with the right culture and have him educate your heir...i think that it.

  • @Flyaway99
    @Flyaway99 11 місяців тому

    A certain ethnic group, living in this village. God damnit Koi. I love you.

  • @fishnut3289
    @fishnut3289 11 місяців тому +1

    Any achievement where i can start as Haesteinn i do, got the Hindi holy sites one, got the Islamic Russia. Just had to do it

  • @lzbscalle7943
    @lzbscalle7943 11 місяців тому +1

    Top it off by making english a hybrid culture with norse B')

  • @rodrigoadivinha6994
    @rodrigoadivinha6994 11 місяців тому

    Me seeing the trait never back down: Never Back Down never what?

  • @jackmears8017
    @jackmears8017 11 місяців тому

    Shhhit no wonder Haesteinn is so OP, he’s walking round with a 1911

  • @jamesking6377
    @jamesking6377 11 місяців тому +1

    HAESTEINN HAESTEINNING HAESTEINNSON IS BACK!!!!

  • @ethan1423
    @ethan1423 11 місяців тому

    BABE... WAKE UP! NEW KOIFISH VIDEO JUST DROPPED!

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 11 місяців тому

    the fish has NOT beaten the addiction

  • @kieranspencer5245
    @kieranspencer5245 11 місяців тому

    If there was actual battles in this game like Total war I'd absolutely play it.

  • @mohammadmamun4595
    @mohammadmamun4595 11 місяців тому +1

    what mod is he using. that battle ui looks cool

  • @washinthewind
    @washinthewind 11 місяців тому

    Koifish just did more for the UK in this video than Laith has in his whole life. Nahhhh, that dude is great. Almost as great as this video! LMAO

  • @HORDEchannel
    @HORDEchannel 11 місяців тому

    Car is broke? Sounds about right for Wight.

  • @MrLeim1
    @MrLeim1 11 місяців тому

    Awsome editing 😮

  • @psychodoxie6987
    @psychodoxie6987 4 місяці тому

    Spiffing brit would be proud

  • @alexanderseyer4899
    @alexanderseyer4899 4 місяці тому

    “For you zoomers, basically what happened was ‘on god, on god, no cap. I poisoned his lean and outrizzed him. Skibidi toilet.’” -Koifish

  • @oddindian1
    @oddindian1 11 місяців тому

    I am waiting on my tea Koifish.

  • @Rackalackberto
    @Rackalackberto 11 місяців тому

    Between the viking terms and the young people speech, I have no idea what that man is yapping about.

  • @thelemonofgaming6303
    @thelemonofgaming6303 11 місяців тому

    Alright Koifish, I'll do a Haesteinn run just please let my family go!

  • @Frixworks
    @Frixworks 10 місяців тому

    4:54 ooh, what mod is that?

  • @dominicadrean2160
    @dominicadrean2160 11 місяців тому +1

    Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊
    You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers
    Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits

  • @Jesus-kt4cv
    @Jesus-kt4cv 10 місяців тому

    I like your nickname bro, i also like koi fishes too

  • @calebhendricks1375
    @calebhendricks1375 11 місяців тому +1

    Why would you put our boy haestin through this
    oh also I just finished my first ck3 part of my mega campaign and the only reason I was able to succeed reforming the Roman Empire was because I married into an alliance with haestin, his blood runs in the Roman emperor

  • @zn-4464
    @zn-4464 11 місяців тому +1

    How do you make the game go that fast?

  • @SquirrelMaestro
    @SquirrelMaestro 11 місяців тому

    I’ve been thinking about a really good Norman to English run

  • @parsahaghpanahi-du8vo
    @parsahaghpanahi-du8vo 11 місяців тому

    please do more historical playthrough

  • @Arborgify
    @Arborgify 7 місяців тому

    LOL AS A BRIT WHEN I WAS 6-7 ISH I THOUGHT WALES WAS AN ISLAND TOO!

  • @publicenemy9000
    @publicenemy9000 11 місяців тому +1

    The Normans are based.

  • @zdradzieckipiese803
    @zdradzieckipiese803 11 місяців тому

    Poor koifish has a Hæsteinn relapse again

  • @bergat0llet119
    @bergat0llet119 11 місяців тому

    when will we see vikings vampires (World of Darkness Mod)

  • @psf95
    @psf95 11 місяців тому

    2024 has officialy begun now

  • @awesomepork101
    @awesomepork101 11 місяців тому +1

    He played with Laith to much, next video is in Tunis