*HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK* I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH! Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)
Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot
Imagine you're a Christian and you're already wetting yourself because Vikings are at the city gates then you here Jarl Haesteinn chanting "Allahu akbar!"
still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.
honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures
Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process
Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.
You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…
Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.
I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off. In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'. Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch. CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.
Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.
I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.
It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods! I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.
When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱 Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀 Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !
Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this
thanks for the various responses :) To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island. Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.
I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!
I'm actually trying to do this achievement in CK2 currently . It's start off norse, move to france, become norman , conquer england , become english. Uuuf. Probably gonna take a while. There's no change culture option (i think) so its event based .
There is but only if you are a vassal of someone with the culture needed. Otherwise try to find a character with the right culture and have him educate your heir...i think that it.
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊 You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
Why would you put our boy haestin through this oh also I just finished my first ck3 part of my mega campaign and the only reason I was able to succeed reforming the Roman Empire was because I married into an alliance with haestin, his blood runs in the Roman emperor
*HE'S BACK I REPEAT HAESTEINN IS BACK*
I tried guys. I really did try! But JARL HAESTEINN HAS RETURNED IN 2024.. and this time.. he's becoming BRITISH!
Also, make sure to check out THE NEW KOIFISH DISCORD: discord.gg/koifish
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with Latin and you in the future😊
You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers
Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
HAESTEINN ... the hardest drug there is in CK3. Forget being a drunkard, forget being lustful, forget being a cannibal, there's no rush like playing haestinn !! ... and no worse bad trip than having your haesteinn being murdered 2 years into the game :)
Ah hell naw bro was on a few months clean streak
Host a multiplayer tournament where everyone is a different hæstien along the French coast
Haesteinn should try and become the Shogun (with the mods) just as a flex 🤭
Hey koifish, you should do a video where you plays as this little known character in the west of France in the 867 start date called jarl haesteinn. He is really cool and I think you would like him alot
wait a minute something ain right cant ring my head
lets make this a copypasta please
Kotfish please come back to hospital we still need to cure your addiction
start of the year and he starts with relapsing back to his addiction 😂😂😂😂😂😂
He was in De Nile, but that is stage one of grief
Blud willingly became English 💀
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Best people
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Why would you make Haesteinn into the Spiffing Britt?!?!
Yorkshire tea altered the timeline
Perfectly balanced run
Yorkshire Tea Gold
*_It makes everyone English. Even the French and Vikings…_*
The darkest Haesteinn timeline.
No.
I think real life is pretty bad, he just ends up a second class raider in Britain and gets killed
That's why his son went to Bulgaria.
@@llamaboioflusatiaat least he didnt become british, and sent to the hidden 10th circle of hell, exclusive to brits.
9:19 "That white shirt ain't gonna stay white for too long, because he has a whole lot of enemies"
The screen shows 0 enemies...
I am always amazed how long Haesteinn manages to stay alive in your playthroughs.
he has gimped healt stats on top of whole of body from the start. unless someone murders him he can easily live to 85 or 90
Learning branch helps a lot
If Haesteinn's son had 0 learning:
"HE EATS PAINT!?"
The Haesteinn addiction continues
Making a protestant religon with indulgences is so funny lol
We need now some kind of Islamic Haesteinn Faith to make him the savior of all three abrahamic religions. Caliph Haesteinn!
Imagine you're a Christian and you're already wetting yourself because Vikings are at the city gates then you here Jarl Haesteinn chanting "Allahu akbar!"
I'm from a town in the south of England that is possibly named after Haestin
still crossing my fingers for some related to the Roman Empire in the future. My personal favorite way to do it is as a custom ruler who is secretly descended from the Romans and still worships the old gods. I definitely play it OP because I use the Blood of the Norse Gods mod, but my head canon is that he has the blood of the greek gods.
Would love a Koifish CK3 Roman Empire video. Viking/Varangian Roman Empire anyway
He should play the Fallen Eagle mod which recently came with a new update
@@johnmartston8848 We know he never will. His homeboy and love of his life Haesteinn isn't in it.
@@duncanharrell5009 Gothic Haesteinn it is then
@@johnmartston8848he could be jarl haesteinn of gaul
honestly I get the whole rp or historical aspect of the descisions but in honesty I think since the culture rework it's just cooler to manually form hybrid cultures
Normans are the best culture
the franko-french culture spawned once and i lost all faith in humanity
Pretty ridiculous how one dude changed the very culture twice, that's some major cultural whiplash 😂
@@MrLocuritoi’ve seen italo-franco-franconian
i don’t think anything else needs to be said
@@Chaotic_Fragment worst offender i saw was welsh polish and lombard intermingling into a single culture under the HRE
Hey, Koifish, there's a Norman count somewhere in 1066 start in Byzantine Empire. Somewhere in Athens if I'm not mistaken. Try to take over the Byzantine Empire with him and revive the Roman Empire, as well as Crush the Pretenders in the process
Haesteing just roll played as the Northern Men army, William the Conqueror, Henry 8th, Charles 2nd and then United the faith.
Thank you for the new Haesteinn video, it was a very good
Its crazy that koifish does quest that usually take years to complete, in less than 50 years only because he plays a drunk grandpa viking in france😂
Amusingly enough, in some official medieval Norman histories (that were definitely biased, not to written many generations later), Haesteinn was portrayed as the immoral, "bad" Viking compared to the moral, Christian, "good" Viking Rollo aka the ancestor of the House of Normandy.
You mean Rollo the walker
You know, all these Kofish videos made me realize, is he always ends ups with a mid life crisis Viking who just decides to just move to random locations…
We don’t complain about the weather we love getting soaked every other day in fact we have a saying for this it’s called “lovely day for it” 😂
4:45 Koifish has good taste in music.
Absolutely hecking based.
Song name?
Becoming catholic after taking a bunch of catholic land, and then using that power to conquer norse land is the most viking thing you can do
Let the 8th of January for ever be known as the feast day of St HAESTEINN, Father of the Anglicanism, Forgiver of the Faithless and the first Englishman.
Try to find a koifish playthrough that doesn’t have Haesteinn
I’ll wait
Are we getting more of the dynasty series? :(
Funny how koifish ignores the 13-year-old executed at 5:06
As a man named Griffin himself this is the only Haesteinn video of yours I approve of.
I've a new challenge for you and maybe impossible to pull off.
In the start of CK3 you'll find Dutch culture in the duchy of Holland and such, bu there's a hidden culture 'Frisian'.
Historically the Frisians were more present in that area compared to 'Dutch' people, tho it's culture was rising and blended from Frisian and more cultures into Dutch.
CK3 does have Frisian culture but I haven't found any character or events and such, so I was wondering if you could pull off to create at least one duchy fully into Frisian and play a character of it's culture.
Mending the schism as an Anglican has got to be one of the most insane things I've seen done in this game, aside from some of the shit pagans can pull.
This is legit one of the coolest ck3 videos I've ever seen
I have a game going on like this kind of; I formed the Danelaw with Haesteinn after invading southeastern England and then was able to get West Francia in a kingdom war, allowing me to become Norman (though my direct lands are in England, the game still let me do it). I haven't gone English yet and am still early on into the game.
Sick addition to your Jarl of work.
Haestinn with British grenadiers playing, now ive seen it all.
You're the best, Koifish! That was amazing.
4:55 anyone know name of this mod
Hasteinn Griffin is truly an unexpected crossover.🥶
GRIFFFFITHHHHH
The British Isles: Please give ous mercy!!!
Normandy: NUH-UH!!!!!!!!!!
4:32 not the hitler photo
This is one of my favorite things to do in ck3, if you start in one of the duchys in Norway your marshal will actually be rollo
The biggest miracle in this video is that haesteinn lived to be 98
Even though i stopped playing CK3, this guy's videos make me watch it. I like your style dude kkep it up :)
I am Anglican, this is hilarious and fun.
It honestly blows my mind how much you've gotten out of vanilla CK3. DLCs help, yes, but I'm surprised you haven't done conversion mods!
I mean, I suppose you did do the Game of Thrones mod with Laith, but that's the only time I can recall that you've had any significant gameplay mods installed.
The ultimate humiliation ritual of becoming English
I absolutely love ur videos and enthusiasm in the videos. Best ck3 videos on the internet man 🙂💯 great editing, great commentary, great video ideas.
Brilliant content as always Koifish!
Fun Fact: Koifish is on the Wikipedia for Hæstein, He could be seen in the Legacy Tab
Haesteinn should head to the Red Sea for some pirate shenanigans next.
OMG THE CONQUEROR REBOOT IS BACK IN CK3!!!!!!!!!!
Is Koifish ever gonna return to the Haesteinn saga?
Bro this takes me back to when koifish starts using Haestien in ck2
I'm surprised you didn't go for the kingdom of man and the Isles second just for the extra troops.
When I play Haestinn, I get murdered in the early years 😱😱😱
Clearly I mus be doing something wrong 😀😀
Anyways, I am going to enjoy this new haestin video !
Be friends with your spymaster, pay attention to his characteristics, keep your grandour high, keep your marshal in managing royal guards, the spymaster in dismantling schemes, hold great fests, and big weddings to keep your vassals happy, there is a perk of schemer tree "court of shadows" helps too, keep your dread high, put bodyguards, food testers. All of this helps to avoid being murdered, the lower your rank, the less will need to be done and the higher your rank, the more will need to be done, but it will not be necessary to do all of this
If you do at least half as emperor, you will be warned when there is a scheme in your court and can choose how to deal with it.
Varangian Adventure away from West Francia. Staying in Montaigu is just rolling the dice for no benefit. You can go back later if you want revenge
thanks for the various responses :)
To be more precise, it generally happens to me after I conquer Sardaigna ... though ... now that I think about I don't always do varangian adventure to conquer the island.
Sometimes I do though and still get murdered relatively soon after the conquest.
98 years of haesteinn life
Literally couldn’t wait till i got off work to watch 😂😂 , knew it was gonna be some heat when i seen the grayish single braid beard combo
Hey Koifish we would love to know what mods you use
Great Papa Koifish, could you grant me a new Haestinn Saga video for the new year? I would love some more Haestinn Saga!
dude was actually pretty badass irl going all the way to north africa and sacking Mosques
i would love Jarl Haesteinn to deliver my next box of Yorkshire Tea to me
I start the video and everything is Norse. I look away for two seconds and the next thing I know the English Hastings is pushing in the Scottish backdoor!
This was actually insane.
Jarl Haesteinn? Nah, more like Earl Hastings!
Warband music Lin the background is so good
Is that a mod you are using for your battle screen? Looks super cool
I can appreciate your translations for the zoomers, very bussin' on god no cap fr fr
I'm actually trying to do this achievement in CK2 currently . It's start off norse, move to france, become norman , conquer england , become english. Uuuf. Probably gonna take a while. There's no change culture option (i think) so its event based .
There is but only if you are a vassal of someone with the culture needed. Otherwise try to find a character with the right culture and have him educate your heir...i think that it.
A certain ethnic group, living in this village. God damnit Koi. I love you.
Any achievement where i can start as Haesteinn i do, got the Hindi holy sites one, got the Islamic Russia. Just had to do it
Top it off by making english a hybrid culture with norse B')
Me seeing the trait never back down: Never Back Down never what?
Shhhit no wonder Haesteinn is so OP, he’s walking round with a 1911
HAESTEINN HAESTEINNING HAESTEINNSON IS BACK!!!!
BABE... WAKE UP! NEW KOIFISH VIDEO JUST DROPPED!
the fish has NOT beaten the addiction
If there was actual battles in this game like Total war I'd absolutely play it.
what mod is he using. that battle ui looks cool
Koifish just did more for the UK in this video than Laith has in his whole life. Nahhhh, that dude is great. Almost as great as this video! LMAO
Car is broke? Sounds about right for Wight.
Awsome editing 😮
Spiffing brit would be proud
“For you zoomers, basically what happened was ‘on god, on god, no cap. I poisoned his lean and outrizzed him. Skibidi toilet.’” -Koifish
I am waiting on my tea Koifish.
Between the viking terms and the young people speech, I have no idea what that man is yapping about.
Alright Koifish, I'll do a Haesteinn run just please let my family go!
4:54 ooh, what mod is that?
Can we get a multiplayer bannerlord series with latin and you in the future😊
You can try a modded campaign series being the Bandit Brothers
Or you can try the hardest bannerlord challenge the Tamerlane challenge start off with nothing and you're in prison hostile to everyone in your only allowed to recruit Bandits
I like your nickname bro, i also like koi fishes too
Why would you put our boy haestin through this
oh also I just finished my first ck3 part of my mega campaign and the only reason I was able to succeed reforming the Roman Empire was because I married into an alliance with haestin, his blood runs in the Roman emperor
How do you make the game go that fast?
I’ve been thinking about a really good Norman to English run
please do more historical playthrough
LOL AS A BRIT WHEN I WAS 6-7 ISH I THOUGHT WALES WAS AN ISLAND TOO!
The Normans are based.
Poor koifish has a Hæsteinn relapse again
when will we see vikings vampires (World of Darkness Mod)
2024 has officialy begun now
He played with Laith to much, next video is in Tunis