I Spent 100 YEARS RAIDING in Crusader Kings 3... This is What Happened!

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  • Опубліковано 24 гру 2024

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  Місяць тому +84

    *Consider this my graduation doctorate thesis from Raiding Univeristy! I am now a fully educated Raidologist!*
    Holy MOLY was raiding only a fun strategy to play the game with! I can imagine this being a really annoying strategy to use in Multiplayer games!
    What's your favorite strategy in Crusader Kings 3? Let me know in the comments!

  • @pranavtomar3952
    @pranavtomar3952 Місяць тому +192

    1:21 now we have 3 options

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Місяць тому +101

      AUUUGH I GOT STUCK IN A TIME LOOP SEND HELP!

    • @Middovah
      @Middovah Місяць тому +7

      one retake for each option B)

    • @amshermansen
      @amshermansen Місяць тому +12

      This is the real consequence of raiding. Time loops and wibly wobly dialogue.

    • @coldbattler
      @coldbattler Місяць тому +2

      But how many options are there?

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Koifishhelp stepbro I'm stuck in a time loop

  • @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation
    @Swedishmafia101MemeCorporation Місяць тому +264

    Black Friday sales in the Middle Ages be like

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Місяць тому +41

      Everything (and everyone!) must go!

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Місяць тому +88

    King Bjorn was both sadistic and forgiving, meaning he gained stress every time he tortured or executed someone. What a weird combination of traits.

  • @lemontreeeee4586
    @lemontreeeee4586 Місяць тому +78

    "we ruined the development of england" omg margaret thatcher reference?

  • @It-zMrRomeo
    @It-zMrRomeo Місяць тому +91

    i love how the descendants of a Dane slowly kept becoming darker and darker skin tone as with each generation 😂

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Місяць тому +4

      just like irl

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 Місяць тому

      ​@@rapecelmfw the sun gets hotter.

    • @parttimedishwasher
      @parttimedishwasher Місяць тому

      @@rapecel that s sweden though

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Місяць тому +3

      @@gayanudugampola8973 mfw europe gets browner

    • @rapecel
      @rapecel Місяць тому +1

      @@parttimedishwasher not tve copenhagen is full

  • @rivercat7765
    @rivercat7765 Місяць тому +21

    Hearing Koifish mispronounce lasagna is hilarious 😂

  • @rivercat7765
    @rivercat7765 Місяць тому +15

    Gold for the Raider God! Gold for the Golden Throne!

  • @ChrisVillagomez
    @ChrisVillagomez 5 днів тому +1

    No Koifish, THANK YOU for the glorious content you always make 👍👍

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 дні тому +1

      No ChrisVillagomez, THANK YOU for watching it for the last three years! :D

  • @MrGayMaster
    @MrGayMaster Місяць тому +21

    Famous three choices of Jarl Haesrin

  • @drakan4769
    @drakan4769 Місяць тому +10

    raiding tip: raising raiders will exclude your event troops, however if you raise the army normally and _then_ toggle raiding you can raid with your special troops

  • @CrashperM
    @CrashperM Місяць тому +26

    And he’s back as haesteinn.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 Місяць тому +26

    I can't wait for the day Firstname "Haesteinn" Koifishson comes of age and takes up his father's profession.

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 17 днів тому +1

      I can imagine both koifish and 15 yr old koifishson playing Crusader Kings 4 multiplayer in future videos

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 17 днів тому +1

      Papa, you forgot to buy the $30 DLC to let you play anything east of Lotharingia. How will we horse lord all over our enemies? I don't wanna be Haesteinn again!

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 17 днів тому +1

      @@walnzell9328 you will play as Haesteinn and you will enjoy it! Dont you forget I wanted to name you Haesteinn! Less talking, MOAR RAIDING!

    • @walnzell9328
      @walnzell9328 17 днів тому +1

      @@OverlordMalarkey One more crack like that, son, and you'll be playing EUV with your mother!

    • @OverlordMalarkey
      @OverlordMalarkey 17 днів тому +1

      @@walnzell9328 no please id rather play hearts of iron 5

  • @ziutek1688
    @ziutek1688 Місяць тому +4

    @koifish, thank you for entertaining us all. And providing ideas how to have even more fun in CK3

  • @dipsers
    @dipsers Місяць тому +9

    Me: „yes I would say that I am a tolerant person :)“
    Koifish: „that la-saG-na was very good! :)“
    Me: „I no longer identify as a tolerant person“

    • @hanswurst6712
      @hanswurst6712 Місяць тому

      Yeah, that pronounciation was truly disturbing.

  • @everlasting_death4219
    @everlasting_death4219 Місяць тому +8

    Read the title as"Spent 100 years reading in CK3". Still pretty accurate, considering the amount of game mechanics you need to learn for this, might as well get a major degree in it😂

  • @OverlordMalarkey
    @OverlordMalarkey Місяць тому +4

    And to no ones surprise, he's playing as Haesteinn again

  • @Shnewk2
    @Shnewk2 Місяць тому +2

    Can't wait for the big surprise! Excited to see what's to come on your channel Koifish. Sick video as usual :)

  • @BlackPigeonPilled
    @BlackPigeonPilled Місяць тому +4

    I can now capture skilled slaves... We now have three options.

  • @keltongillanders5736
    @keltongillanders5736 Місяць тому +8

    MOM GET THE CAMERA, KOIFISH JUST POSTED A HAESTEINN VIDEO

  • @alatamore
    @alatamore Місяць тому +2

    Love it! I may have to give this one a shot as well. I’ve been having fun playing as an immortal custom, adventuring to insane gold, prestige and piety then trying to conquer the world. CK3 somehow became my top PDX game since the latest releases.

  • @birdofterror6628
    @birdofterror6628 Місяць тому +3

    Evil Haesteinn be like: "That's enough raiding."

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 28 днів тому

    Thank you for all the wonderful entertainment that you provide.
    Saw you as part of a Spiffing Brit video and am excited to see the results on your channel!

  • @AubeDiggity
    @AubeDiggity Місяць тому +25

    New video idea. Haesteinn becomes Christian for the love of the game and creates the catholic holy land. Or Haesteinn protects the Christian world from the Mongolia death stack. I also support immortal Haesteinn, an undying defender of Cagliari

  • @TRPLD
    @TRPLD Місяць тому +2

    I think a gotta catch em all run would be fun, where you would need to collect as many different things as possible (artifacts, prisoners, partners, Men at Arms regiments, traits etc.). Great stuff anyways!

  • @alejandropena-acosta2236
    @alejandropena-acosta2236 Місяць тому

    Thank you for the countless hours of entertainment @Koifish can’t wait to see what’s in store for the future 😊

  • @coyotefire69420
    @coyotefire69420 Місяць тому +1

    I have a challenge for you Koifish.. dont play Haesteinn. Hahaha love your videos man

  • @part-timeprick7217
    @part-timeprick7217 Місяць тому +1

    honestly man I thought I was watching mount and blade. Man was just a sea raider. LESS TALKING, MORE RAIDING

  • @LeontijVerchnevezkij
    @LeontijVerchnevezkij Місяць тому +4

    New Koifish video !!!!!!

  • @AubeDiggity
    @AubeDiggity Місяць тому +2

    Based heart to heart from Koidaddy ❤

  • @Odding91
    @Odding91 Місяць тому

    As an Italian, i love everytime Koifish says CaGLiàri! No sarcasm. I just stupidly love that pronunciation

  • @Luka_Petakovic09
    @Luka_Petakovic09 Місяць тому +6

    Yes, first to see another addiction video

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Місяць тому +6

      I swear I can stop ANYTIME! :D

  • @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain
    @RicegumNeverBrokeAgain Місяць тому +2

    Become the Byzantine emperor as haestein

  • @pidor99
    @pidor99 Місяць тому +5

    FOOOOOOOR MONEEEEY!

  • @nicolasdhondt4001
    @nicolasdhondt4001 Місяць тому

    Well this one was a banger. Haesteinn and mön are the funny way of life

  • @Mozers05
    @Mozers05 Місяць тому +1

    KOIFISH, please use Haesteinn in fantasy mods. XD I wanna see him magically transported to Westeros, or fighting the orcs in Lord of The Rings

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Місяць тому +7

    Live, Laugh, Raid

  • @antoni-nv7nj
    @antoni-nv7nj Місяць тому +2

    Haesteinn: The World is Yours

  • @Remianen
    @Remianen 15 днів тому

    Hmm, sounds like there will be an addition to the Koifish Warband. Will make succession a pain but congrats if that's the case!

  • @primovictoria2380
    @primovictoria2380 Місяць тому +2

    I see haestinn, I watch simple as...

  • @aznperson8
    @aznperson8 29 днів тому

    23:32 is the most absolutely unhinged Koifish (and it's great)

  • @LoganAntonick
    @LoganAntonick Місяць тому

    A certified Less Talking More Raiding Classic!

  • @SquirrelMaestro
    @SquirrelMaestro Місяць тому

    He’s back

  • @nealjroberts4050
    @nealjroberts4050 Місяць тому +2

    Cornish Pirate Kingdom next?

  • @grouchypotatowolfpack5580
    @grouchypotatowolfpack5580 12 днів тому

    The development stealing gives me an idea. Tall Iceland: 100 development before 1066

  • @jeduvpatek6755
    @jeduvpatek6755 29 днів тому

    Its KCD 1 music! Nice

  • @Alman117
    @Alman117 Місяць тому

    I did a Isle of Mann Haesteinn run a little while ago and I got the Conqueror trait early on it was a pretty fun run.

  • @orirotem2298
    @orirotem2298 Місяць тому

    Haesteinn is happy again he is with you he missed you

  • @undead9999
    @undead9999 Місяць тому

    As an Italian, hearing lasaGna was hilarious 😂

  • @C4rl0s011
    @C4rl0s011 Місяць тому

    3:57 This Phrase never comes out when you hear it for the First time.

  • @sonicDhedgehog
    @sonicDhedgehog 9 днів тому

    i know im late on saying this but I hope your changes in your life goes well for you bud

  • @Yacovo
    @Yacovo Місяць тому

    Way to destroy the world. Thanks for the video.

  • @ComradTaylor
    @ComradTaylor Місяць тому

    this is too funny

  • @naturalbornpatriot6369
    @naturalbornpatriot6369 Місяць тому

    You should try RICE mod and play as Rollo and form Norman culture. It’s really fun

  • @extremebrah
    @extremebrah Місяць тому

    that's a Haesteinn fetish at this point lol

  • @elcris716
    @elcris716 Місяць тому

    UN VIDEO MA MI GENTE🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

  • @angelsanabria8497
    @angelsanabria8497 29 днів тому

    “I’m going to continue vaping for 100 years

  • @bartomiejwygoda8402
    @bartomiejwygoda8402 Місяць тому

    Raid shadow legends just lost a great advertising opportunity

  • @Hapsburger
    @Hapsburger Місяць тому

    Is Koifish’s surprise where he reveals himself to be the real haesteinn and has been using this Channel to make supporters for his World conquest?

  • @sarchlalaith8836
    @sarchlalaith8836 Місяць тому

    If you take Normandy and form. The Norman's do you lose the jomsviking pirate

  • @MeCrazy516
    @MeCrazy516 Місяць тому

    should of journeyed out of montegue and become tribal in mon, instant full army of veterans

  • @АдекватныйАдекват-я5щ

    One more recedive of haisteen addiction

  • @rockmcdwayne1710
    @rockmcdwayne1710 Місяць тому

    Tribal era and raiding is actually pretty damn busted mechanic as Norse.
    If you take your sweet time spending as tribal ruler and focus on raiding... more precisely, destroying enemy armies, you can amass crazy amount of prestige and run around with like 4000 or so varngian vets. If you keep doing it for a long time, you can destroy all the kindoms and empires in Europe simply because if you weaken the armies of all the kingdoms enough they tend to break appart in the long run.
    Eventually when you come out of tribal era and transfer to feudal, you are going to be so much stronger than anyone around!

  • @rubenromanus6875
    @rubenromanus6875 Місяць тому

    Nice

  • @watcherofthewest8597
    @watcherofthewest8597 Місяць тому

    All I do is raid in CK3...Year 1300, all my lands are still tribal and I have like 20K gold.

  • @TheDanc1nghawk
    @TheDanc1nghawk Місяць тому

    had to check that I didnt have Morrowind open, good choice in music

  • @DemianX6x6x6X
    @DemianX6x6x6X Місяць тому

    as a wise man once told me; less talking, more raiding

  • @mountableblade
    @mountableblade 29 днів тому

    Okay, how does one get that detailed battle screen?

  • @Thomas_from_roblox
    @Thomas_from_roblox Місяць тому

    The jarl of France

  • @user-pp6dj1hi7p
    @user-pp6dj1hi7p Місяць тому

    Haesteinn

  • @ntolman
    @ntolman Місяць тому

    Video idea: Make Israel Norse and Asatru.

  • @donnym3415
    @donnym3415 Місяць тому

    I think you might have an addiction

  • @R3dfrank
    @R3dfrank Місяць тому +5

    Btw Koifish Its pronunced Lasaña.....and Cagliari its pronunced Caiari.

    • @kalamir93
      @kalamir93 Місяць тому +2

      He knows. He's just a little trolling.

  • @TheSHAUNCHOO
    @TheSHAUNCHOO 26 днів тому

    "LaSuckNa" 😅

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 Місяць тому

    raid fish

  • @CrackerSnatcherHardCore
    @CrackerSnatcherHardCore Місяць тому

    when can we get black haestin

  • @robertjohnstone3244
    @robertjohnstone3244 Місяць тому

    Best decision in game I've come across anyone agree or is there other powerful ones similar?

  • @IronWolf123
    @IronWolf123 Місяць тому

    Can you form the Bosphorus Kingdom?

  • @heavendunham8020
    @heavendunham8020 Місяць тому

    KOIFISH

  • @AniruddhKumar0
    @AniruddhKumar0 Місяць тому

    Could you please make a Empire total war with the Mughals

  • @Klavsfangold
    @Klavsfangold Місяць тому

    For a guy with FISH in his name the amount of content with actual fish is disapointing.

  • @gordyrroy
    @gordyrroy Місяць тому

    Lassacknah.

  • @mariokuppers5686
    @mariokuppers5686 Місяць тому

    Haesteining. The correct term is Haesteining. Raiding is only for Babarian Mongols

  • @chemievideo
    @chemievideo 26 днів тому

    We got three options. Oh yeah we got three options... did I mention that we have three options?

  • @dechchat.fahsang
    @dechchat.fahsang Місяць тому

    Less talking! More raiding!!

  • @Jay-l7o5t
    @Jay-l7o5t Місяць тому

    What about 200?

  • @anvos658
    @anvos658 3 дні тому

    You are so lucky the AI is a moron instead of just uniting against you.

  • @ifrozeneagle3697
    @ifrozeneagle3697 Місяць тому

    LasaGNA

  • @poyraga4635
    @poyraga4635 Місяць тому

    Hello brother,

  • @vaultboy6911
    @vaultboy6911 Місяць тому

    Play gay Haesteinn next

  • @catalinbostan3542
    @catalinbostan3542 Місяць тому

    You gave the throne of England to an infirm woman who has 0 chance of having children..

  • @edgychico9311
    @edgychico9311 Місяць тому +1

    Now can you spending 200 years of raiding?

  • @dewantoandoko9207
    @dewantoandoko9207 Місяць тому +1

    Cough.. Raid India.. 😅

  • @gurrtug9213
    @gurrtug9213 Місяць тому

    you should play a jewish adventurer and try to make the kingdom of izrael

  • @DaimyoShi
    @DaimyoShi Місяць тому

    you can steal the Pyramids, you are not British.

  • @zm1786
    @zm1786 Місяць тому

    LA sag NA

  • @Casual_Killroy
    @Casual_Killroy Місяць тому +1

    ooph editing looking a little sloppy

  • @crino_enjoyer
    @crino_enjoyer Місяць тому

    Another kid?

  • @CraigAndrews-r2r
    @CraigAndrews-r2r Місяць тому

    Can't understand shit he saying

  • @RodolfoDM
    @RodolfoDM Місяць тому

    Sorry koi haistings but any adventurer gets gold 100% faster and a thousand times more powerful in half the time.