It's fine. Their numbers need to be kept in check, anyway. Same goes for a lot of wild animals. Unless you want more frequent animal attacks on humans and pets, sit back and advocate for the "rights" of these wild animals. If not, embrace the idea of conservation. Might be a little ugly, but it works.
@@nckhed How do you know it was killed for conservation reasons? The alligator farming industry is pretty big, and while it can overlap with conservation efforts, often it’s just all about the product. This looks like a young alligator too, and as far as I know farmed alligators are killed young to avoid biomagnification.
@@nckhed It has been proven that one has many more chances of being attacked by people rather than any wild animals. Eating aligators and coyotes won't ever keep you safe.
@@IkutoHThey can create one if they want, but if they don't then it'll generate one automatically from a random time point in the video. If I'm not mistaken.
@@christopherc938you can't make a custom short thumbnail. It can only be a frame that is part of the video. They basically just give you a little scroll thing that runs through the video and you pick the frame of said video that you want to be the thumbnail. Don't know how else to explain it. But he did choose that thumbnail.
Yea for shorts your unable to add a thumbnail or even pick a specific frame, unfortunately. Which kinda sucks for a pokemon card channel like mine lol. Hopefully they'll fix that soon
act like that animal was a Human 😂 but ppl will say its a choice for a woman to kill their own child, fetus=small human or clump of cells=human. what about the babies choice? ppl are hypocrites more worries about a animal than a human life with a conscience! animals dont set up court systems or care about justice, righteousness and TRUTH its because they dont have a conscience. although some humans Act like animals cause they know Not God and believe the lies that they evolved from billions if years Science 😂😂
@@webberkraker and Louisiana. They don’t call it “The other white meat” for nothing! If you ever have the chance, trying gator in a Po’ Boy sandwich, fried, or in gumbo, you’re in for a treat! Also, gators are farm-raised in Louisiana for their meat/
Humans are terrifying. Imagine being an apex predator that’s been thriving since the time of the dinosaurs, only for some Florida man to turn you into a burger
This short got me through the early, dark days when I lost my wife and daughter to a drunk driver and helped me fight alcoholism. Almost 4 years sober. Doing right by the memory of my lady and by myself as well. If you are watching this in 2024 you are a legend and if you're suffering from depression or negative emotions, know you are never alone and positive vibes onto you!
Imagine surviving for thousands of years taking down massive beasts for your tribe, fostering your kind, forming society and thought where your stories _began_ seldom told, only for in the year of our Lord 2023 your greatest descendants to whine about their own survival, for having the good life you could have never in your near constant state of Fight and Flight when you were alive.
@@InspectahReese Ohh okay. Well I live over in northeastern Pennsylvania so I'd be able to get him some when I get a deer this upcoming hunting season. It's up to him. Just thought I'd offer.
@@DarkSnP I think it's based on location/state Like, trying to get alligator in California? A little trickier and expensive because they'd more likely need to buy that from interstate Meanwhile yeah in your state, you could get one for the price of a single bullet at your local body of water
@@petertwins7223 it wasent that it was that he dryer aged it even tho he knew there would be like nothing. Its like him buying a whole chicken just to eat a single drumstick.
A pig’s smarter than a dog and they’re brought to slaughter younger than most veal or lamb. Humans have selective empathy, that gator would eat you alive if it could. So would pigs. We’re omnivores, git over it.
That's just eating. Modern markets can make us unaware of how long some recepies take. But we still eat olives, cured dry sausages, cured cheeses, soy sauce, vinegar...
@@wonder-wizard567 i understand eating animals but alligators, crocodiles and etc just feel excessive if it makes sense. Thats like eating a budgie because its edible.
@@mjraynolds6478 chinese mfs catch the shark... cut the fins off to eat and throws the whole ass shark back in the sea, then the shark sinks to the seabed and dies because bro cant swim without fins. Like bruh thats some absolute BS
@@ziggiz88 Not exactly a waste in my opinion, it died and ended up being eaten at least a bit. Normally it would have just died and rotted had it lived a full life. Either or something comes out of it but in one outcome we get personal use out of the creature.
first of all, there was barely any meat of that thing, and secondly there was basically nothing edible on that thing, never gonna eat alligator though and never would think of doing that because i would feel bad
@@Raq Doesn't matter what it died for they have to die anyways plus as someone in Florida I want more of these things dead. There's too many so thanks max for helping get rid of some of these pests.
@@darkalexander9158 no matter what you think of them, it's immoral killing an entire animal for a few strips of meat, it's life is worth more than that
@@darkalexander9158 Your opinion is completely invalid bc you’re a weaboo. And even if you weren’t you still wouldn’t be right and your opinion would still be invalid
This dry aged alligator would be good for soups.first you chop gator and steam with garlic,ginger and onions and spice and salt.Then add water,tomato paste and peppers and let it boil
Check out the full video here! ua-cam.com/video/pYNW9CJ3IjE/v-deo.html
Seen already😎
@@i_love_cats_uwu0_0 😃🙏
Watched
@@MaxtheMeatGuy dude srsly you pulled up an alligator 💀💀
Look Max, in albanian we say "pastërma" to dry meat with no bake.
Don't forget it!!!
Even though he warned me I still didnt expect a whole ass aligator
I busted out laughing when he brought that hideous thing out. 😂😂😂
Didnt expect the lil man to wear gloves 💀
@@nyregrus same tbh
Is it just me or is it kinda cute with little gloves and boots
Same
Average floridian’s breakfast:
💀💀
😂
As a Floridian I can confirm we eat this everyday for breakfast 😄👍🏾
Na this like a midnight snack
@@Slime2sjsuu ong bro 💀
That dude died to make 2 tacos worth of meat lmfao
It's fine. Their numbers need to be kept in check, anyway. Same goes for a lot of wild animals. Unless you want more frequent animal attacks on humans and pets, sit back and advocate for the "rights" of these wild animals. If not, embrace the idea of conservation. Might be a little ugly, but it works.
@@nckhed a serious yet correct comment to a joke
@@nckhed 💯
@@nckhed How do you know it was killed for conservation reasons? The alligator farming industry is pretty big, and while it can overlap with conservation efforts, often it’s just all about the product.
This looks like a young alligator too, and as far as I know farmed alligators are killed young to avoid biomagnification.
@@nckhed It has been proven that one has many more chances of being attacked by people rather than any wild animals. Eating aligators and coyotes won't ever keep you safe.
“keep scrolling if you dont want to see a dry aged alligator”
The thumbnail: a dry aged alligator
Exactly what I was confused about. Are the thumbnails for shorts automatic or can they create one?
@@IkutoHThey can create one if they want, but if they don't then it'll generate one automatically from a random time point in the video. If I'm not mistaken.
@@christopherc938you can't make a custom short thumbnail. It can only be a frame that is part of the video. They basically just give you a little scroll thing that runs through the video and you pick the frame of said video that you want to be the thumbnail. Don't know how else to explain it. But he did choose that thumbnail.
@@aaahwubadugh Ah okay that makes sense. So I was sort of half-right, lol.
Yea for shorts your unable to add a thumbnail or even pick a specific frame, unfortunately. Which kinda sucks for a pokemon card channel like mine lol. Hopefully they'll fix that soon
Gator: "If you wanted a chicken sandwich, you could've just used a chicken."
oR jUSt EaT vEgAn 😂
I can believe i never knew I was eating alligator meat
@@forthestreetstv945 I wanna eat a vegan chicken
Try cooking human flesh
@@bookslim6291🤨📸📸
Gotta feed them Floridians
underrated
I'm from fl and I've only had gator once
@@townhall1477 r/wooosh
@@townhall1477 once😮
I'm from Florida, This is True, we eat alligators
Bro gave his life just to be turned into 4 chicken strips in a sandwich
Lol fr
@DevastationOccursNow never had gator but ik that was a waste dude died for nothing
@@u_p3847 gators are a big problem in some parts of the us and there are plenty of them
Not really they are invasive and need to be killed
act like that animal was a Human 😂 but ppl will say its a choice for a woman to kill their own child, fetus=small human or clump of cells=human. what about the babies choice? ppl are hypocrites more worries about a animal than a human life with a conscience! animals dont set up court systems or care about justice, righteousness and TRUTH its because they dont have a conscience. although some humans Act like animals cause they know Not God and believe the lies that they evolved from billions if years Science 😂😂
Looks like an accidental dry aged gecko behind my furniture
wild
Insane
Dang it! 😂😂😂
"Bruvvv what the hell is going on in Florida 😭😭😭"
Florida man dry ages gator "chicken of the swamp baby"
No longer Ohio now its Florida and delaware
@@webberkraker and Louisiana.
They don’t call it “The other white meat” for nothing!
If you ever have the chance, trying gator in a Po’ Boy sandwich, fried, or in gumbo, you’re in for a treat!
Also, gators are farm-raised in Louisiana for their meat/
@@suckapunch565 idk cause I'm allergic to seafood and idk if gator can affect me and I live in virginal lol
Ahhh what a normal day in flordia
“This is a dry aged human-“
Mummy: V
@@illvm LMAO
FBI open up 💀!!!
nasty lol
Dry aged shrek
Humans are terrifying. Imagine being an apex predator that’s been thriving since the time of the dinosaurs, only for some Florida man to turn you into a burger
Your talking about crocodiles this is An alligator not that it's any better to kill it for just one sandwich it's a waste off life the Guy is a moron
Wild
Proud to be human 💪
Yes we name that "evolution". 👍
And Mr. Florida man is thug life on that ..
In Africa : Alligator eats human.
In America : Human eats alligator. 💀
"Uhm akshually there aren't any alligators in Africa, only crocodiles" ☝️🤓
It's true right.
@@alinek5722there are no alligators just crocodiles
Also they eat everything just like in Asia
Alligator meat is good asf taste like if a chicken bred with a fish
"My best friend just fell asleep at the sleepover first. So today I'm going to dry age him."
Wtf🤣🤣🤣🤣
You might go to prison becarful 😃
Wen he said oh yeh family guy red jugg bursting through the wall OH YEAH
"keep scrolling if you dont wanna see a whole dry aged human"
Wet him
The dry-aged alligator is me after eating a popeyes biscuit without a drink
Made my day 😂
Dry aged biscuit
LOOOL
Complete facts or after smoking that gas 🥵
😆😆🙌
bro killed a whole ass gator for one single sandwich
My thoughts exactly
Definitely a bit disrespectful 😅
Yeah, that's proper no good to me.
@@RamenQueen-rg7er that’s just not true bro
Unfortunately your right
This short got me through the early, dark days when I lost my wife and daughter to a drunk driver and helped me fight alcoholism. Almost 4 years sober. Doing right by the memory of my lady and by myself as well. If you are watching this in 2024 you are a legend and if you're suffering from depression or negative emotions, know you are never alone and positive vibes onto you!
Much ❤ to you bro
How the fuck a short about dry-aging a gator did that
@@ddd-sx7pw Magic
Im just imagining Max’s neighbors seeing him smoke a whole alligator, low and slow
LMAOO
Honey max is cooking an alligator low and slow this time
“ I’m going to smoke my dry aged neighbors, low and slow”
Max in 2030: “This is a whole dry aged blue whale… And we’re gonna cut into it.”
I thought whale are already been eaten
@@nikhilbannerjee5126 "a whole"
Max in 2079: "this is a whole dry aged planet.. and we're gonna mine into it."
Max in 3000: "we're gonna dry age the universe and then generate infinite energy from it. "
@@slickestbatlog2514 Max in 69420: "This is the entirety of the Multiversus, and we're gonna deepfry it."
Imagine your friend tells you to grab a steak from their dry ager and you see a whole ass alligator hanging in there
And then he's like, "Yeah I'll use that for my sandwich."
"Don't you mean sandwiches?"
"No no, just the one."
welcome to florida
It’s ver normal to eat alligator plus it tastes really good
Even worse a human body.
"They where tiny but i was proud of them" my entire existence
Crazy how that alligator died for 1 sandwich 💀
worth it
He was born to end that way 🤷♂️
Not even using al of the bodyparts
Pretty sure he was already dead
and a video with 800,000 views.
"Bruh the disrespect you made me into 4 tenders"-- 🐊
Unfunny. Just shut up
Underrated
@@solo_solo cut my life into pieces this is my last resort
@@davidk5320 yes thats a nice song ngl
Pov you are the fbi:*banging on the door*fbi open up
"it's just a prank bro"
the prank: "yo check out these chicken nuggets I made"
There are such things as gates bites, it's just like chicken nuggets but it's alligator meat, the taste is fine
@@dangipson5504 fine? Mother fucker it's way better than chicken if you cook it right
Gator nuggets are actually really good!
So is gator tail soup
Dino nuggets 💀💀
That alligator looking like the old lady yelling "CHOCOLATE" from SpongeBob 💀
Imagine you catch an alligator and tell it “you gonna be my sandwich 3 weeks later”.
been 3 weeks since u imagined that
Ioioioioio prrrt
Roles been reversed
been 3 months since this legendary imagination was thought up
Imagine outliving the dinosaurs and surviving the asteroid apocalypse only to have your descendants be dry aged for a tik tok💀
yep, they was a birch
Apple wood low and slow
deal with it snowflake
nothing is safe from Human
Imagine surviving for thousands of years taking down massive beasts for your tribe, fostering your kind, forming society and thought where your stories _began_ seldom told, only for in the year of our Lord 2023 your greatest descendants to whine about their own survival, for having the good life you could have never in your near constant state of Fight and Flight when you were alive.
"Keep scrolling if u don't wanna see a dryaged aligator"
I thought he's joking 💀
Click bait
@@N3tro_VVZZThe opposite of it lol
@@LeviThePizzaLoverfr
Rip lil bro he ain’t deserve that😭
Someone really killed a baby alligator just for you to cook him into 4 tiny chicken strips 💀
You don’t know that tho maybe he died to other causes and then it’s a welcome guest for some snacks haha
That so called baby alligator could eat you anytime any where
@@neunundfuenfzig its probably a skin farm alligator
@@neunundfuenfzig people dont eat animals that die of other causes lmao
Get over it
A whole ass alligator died for 4 tiny ass little strips. You did him dirty as hell.
😂😂😭
Lmfao
Lol
facts one tiny ass sandwich.
Mf didn't die just so you can get a nibble of his body
All fun and games until the alligator starts eating dry aged humans
Wildlife aint playing no more
So basically old people 😂
@@kasagrim7215 Old people, by the time you dry age them even their bones won't be intact. Your gonna be biting on bad tasting soft.... Nvm
Over Applewood, low and slow
Vegan people 😂
I'm allowed to watch things that are awful and express my discontent.
Making something on the Internet doesn't make you immune to anything
“They where small but I was proud”- 😔
💀💀💀
They?!?!
Proof that size doesn’t matter
@@nakalimutanpalakol1660 Kids 💀🗿
Average
Let me know if you want to try some deer venison tenderloins.
He probably already has some from Silver Fern Farms
@@InspectahReese Ohh okay. Well I live over in northeastern Pennsylvania so I'd be able to get him some when I get a deer this upcoming hunting season. It's up to him. Just thought I'd offer.
I’ll take some… 😅
Ay man, I’d take some of it if you wouldn’t mind 😂
@@ismaelandrade9030 depends on how many deer I get this winter haha
Max weeks later:"this time we gonna cook dried age mamoth that has been dry aged thousand years ago"
Thousand years ? Only ? Lmao
Oh, you heard of that ice age cow mummy that has been preserved so well th researchers basically took chunks of it and ate it?
@@HiperPivociarz oh my God yes
@@nynthetwat actually yeah lmao, humans and mammoths coexisted for around 20 thousand years
@@PublicRestroom88 My guy really said thousand tho, like 1.000 🗿
“Keep scrolling if you don’t want to see an Eldridge horror”💀
“For the next video, we’re dry aging a huma-“
Doesn't that mean cannibalism
@@shadowgunner2 yum yum
Easier to just eat a mummy.
Coming soon: The Cleopatra burger!
@@shadowgunner2 no it's dry aged
Humangous alligator
"has anyone seen my pet alligator? He was just chilling with the ducks in the park-"
Normal day in florida
guapo
@@Its_Me_Romano lol I’m more partial to chorizo myself
Duck balls
Now he is chilling in my stomach lol
“Keep scrolling if you don’t wanna see a whole dry aged alligator”
The thumbnail:
scrolling
@@Demoli1584 theres this thing called the ✨ *SHORTS SECTION* ✨ That shows thumbnails before you even begin scrolling....
I was expecting like a million vegans trying to cancel max but then i saw the comments lol
Wir sind sowas von zurück
Max: Skip the video if you don't want to see a dry aged alligator.
Also Max: I made a mistake😒
A Good one, though yeah, that gator was too small
Bro costs an alligator per burger. On some next level luxury stuff
nobody like this comment i got it to 69
Alligator meat is almost free tho?
@@DarkSnPI see someone is from Florida
@@cosmicfails2053 yep and I do wonder if others had to pay more than I expect lol they were pest tbh
@@DarkSnP I think it's based on location/state
Like, trying to get alligator in California? A little trickier and expensive because they'd more likely need to buy that from interstate
Meanwhile yeah in your state, you could get one for the price of a single bullet at your local body of water
I cried seeing the poor alligator 😢
Same😭
Why?
Alligators taste so freaking good though.
womp womp
“They were tiny but I was proud of them”
💀
You are Tiny
That’s average
Nah that’s big
Seems pretty average idk man
@@darkninja_aka_guadalupe5583 how do you know HOW DO YOU KNOW
Max 5 years later: *"Let's dry age a human."*
💀
He is to late because I done it first
@@Random_Gamer8 ok just in case your a serial killer I will screenshot this
@@Random_Gamer8 💀
Got one in the basement!
Imagine killing that alligator for not even 100 grams of food lmao
Easily.
it's jus dumb and mean
@@salmaankhan8376 its experience kid
@@User89367 it's wasteful, kid.
@@mapl3man237 trust me alot of people care the world doesn't revolve around ur ignorant ideologies
Me, an Australian: crocodile taste a lot better, just please don’t freeze dry it if you ever have it.
Killed a whole alligator for one sandwich, that’s insane
Exactly
Better than it rotting honestly
Not really.
There’s a shitload of them, didn’t even make a dent in the population
@@petertwins7223 it wasent that it was that he dryer aged it even tho he knew there would be like nothing. Its like him buying a whole chicken just to eat a single drumstick.
Next time may be "Dry Aged Elephant".💀💀💀
"To my surprise.. it was mostly fat"...
Don’t give the dipshits any ideas…
A pig’s smarter than a dog and they’re brought to slaughter younger than most veal or lamb. Humans have selective empathy, that gator would eat you alive if it could. So would pigs. We’re omnivores, git over it.
@@jacksonhodge4638 bro made a joke ☠️
Bro waited like 60 days for a sandwich. That's some next lever determination
sir, i dont think 3 weeks is 60 days
@@mojakhaha21 days little under a month definitely not two months. I don’t think there would be anything left😂
Y'all meat eaters are biggest animal on planet. Literally killing animals for fun, hope it goes back to your family members one day
That's just eating. Modern markets can make us unaware of how long some recepies take. But we still eat olives, cured dry sausages, cured cheeses, soy sauce, vinegar...
Didn’t mention the sandwich took 39 days to make
That alligator didn’t deserve that 😢
It’s food, its bound to die eventually.
@@wonder-wizard567i think there's a line to draw, and it certainly stops before alligators
@@cheses. I’ve eaten gator before and it was delicious, God gave us animals to take care of and eat. Why not use them?
@@wonder-wizard567 i understand eating animals but alligators, crocodiles and etc just feel excessive if it makes sense. Thats like eating a budgie because its edible.
@@cheses. I know where your coming from and I do agree, before I ate that gator I just thought it was weird.
Alligator: *apex predator*
Humans: well, most we can do is 3 strips of meat
Next video:
Cooking a whole massive dry aged crocodile. This time for two sandwiches thou lol
Bro wth no comment?it deserves a Fr
Fr
Next video:
Cooking a whole massive dry aged spinosaurus
🤣💔
Now alligators have a reason to fear humans ...
A whole life worth 35+ years for 1 sandwich. This ain’t right
Imagine visiting his house and seeing a whole ass alligator in the kitchen
I'd suppose he's Jeffrey dahmer
@@celenafurris7072 if he was jeffrey dahmer it'd be a person
1 aligator = 1 sandwich
yes wtf JAJA
For 1 weeks 😂😂
bro died just for a single sandwich
Fr 😭
😭😭😭 didnt deserve that
@@nitolinilo9034 facts never understood why people eat exotic ass stuff like sharks and gators that’s just nasty
@@mjraynolds6478 chinese mfs catch the shark... cut the fins off to eat and throws the whole ass shark back in the sea, then the shark sinks to the seabed and dies because bro cant swim without fins. Like bruh thats some absolute BS
@@mrwiseguy7405 agreed I’m a big fan of sharks and that’s just wrong. Also why the fuck do you like eating a shark fin made of cartilage like wtf.
Poor alligator 😢
That poor gator would of ate you without hesitating
Alligator: I have sharp jaws I'm safe here
Meanwhile this human:
Lol
*warns us*
**still puts it in the thumbnail 💀**
Nobody cares about shorts thumbnail
you cant change a shorts thumbnail lol
nice, we both looked up "alligator meat"
@nave7537 shut up
@@Inuka57006I remember sometimes seeing some short thumbnails that were set.
I want Max to dry age me for 30 days 😩😩
That can be arranged
@@MaxtheMeatGuy i want you to smoke me over applewood low and slow
@@junglevulcano that can also be arranged (for a small fee of course)
@@MaxtheMeatGuy 🤨
@@MaxtheMeatGuy 🥰
Tf, that warning needed to be way longer 😶😶😶😶😶
Alternate title:
*We killed a whole gator for four small loins*
I love Max videos.. but here I agree with you! Waste of an animal.
@@ziggiz88 Not exactly a waste in my opinion, it died and ended up being eaten at least a bit. Normally it would have just died and rotted had it lived a full life. Either or something comes out of it but in one outcome we get personal use out of the creature.
Didn’t really go to waste though…
Can’t kill part of an alligator
@@MrFunkehMonkeh circle of life
I have never imagined that i would be seeing something like this in my life.
Ye gore jo na kare wo kaam hai
ha same
This is what happens to you when you fall asleep first at sleep overs
Why he looks like so crispy 😭😭😭
Bro really made a burger from a Floridian dog 💀
How to waste all of an alligators meat:
True
To be noted, alligators, as naturally fairly lean animals, do not dry age well
Fr
first of all, there was barely any meat of that thing, and secondly there was basically nothing edible on that thing, never gonna eat alligator though and never would think of doing that because i would feel bad
@@therock13yago62 the guy that made this video would even dry age a worm and say its good he is just so fucked up for views man
"Keep scrolling if you dont want to see a whole dried alligator"
Meanwhile UA-cam shorts thumbnail
He's right though. The only way you wouldn't see the thumbnail is if you were scrolling through shorts randomly. Hence why he said "keep scrolling".
Bro is a nightmare for all vegans
"scroll if you don't wanna see a dry aged alligator"
me: it can't be that bad
5 seconds later
me: WHAT THE HELL
EXACTLY bro why didn't i listen
Next short : here is dry aged human😂😂
🤣💔
#relatable
Cooking with Jeffery Dahmer
Preferably an alcoholic. Will make the meat much more tender
@@Exoticerablefor a limited time ONLY
He looks so happy that for a second I thought he was still alive somehow
Bro he’s alligator jerky. He’s very far from alive lmao
Alligators always have the happy jaw line 🐊
A human can survive one week after being skined. Why not a crocodile
@@Algorithm.0 well it wouldnt exactly be allowing him to place it nearly on the cutting board if it was still alive
@@ligmaguy521 alligator is fine he just called me yesterday
That looks like a heligator that came from swimming in a hell pool
“Keep scrolling if you don’t wanna see a whole dry-aged alligator”
Thumbnail:
You won’t see the thumbnail if you’re scrolling through shorts
Dry age alligator looks like me when I wake up
Imagine coming into a house to rob it and seeing an alligator just chilling in a freeze dryer
Lol that gator looked like a skull crawler after you dry aged it
W
When they brought them back in GvK: KOTM just to die to Robo Godzilla >>>>
RIP to that alligator. My boy didnt even amount to a kids meal
DAMN BRO U COULDVE GIVEN ME A FEW SECONDS TO COMPREHEND WHAT U SAID 😭😭😭
Feel like I’m seeing Arthur Morgan skin a gator
That whole alligator died for 4 mid tasting pieces 😂
For literally nothing
you get they are out of control right? lol
@@Raq Doesn't matter what it died for they have to die anyways plus as someone in Florida I want more of these things dead. There's too many so thanks max for helping get rid of some of these pests.
@@darkalexander9158 no matter what you think of them, it's immoral killing an entire animal for a few strips of meat, it's life is worth more than that
@@darkalexander9158 Your opinion is completely invalid bc you’re a weaboo. And even if you weren’t you still wouldn’t be right and your opinion would still be invalid
That dry aged alligator looks like a fucking sword and is handled like one.
I dont know why but the way he was holding if like a loaded rifle made me bust out laughing 😂
That gator’s life was worth a single sandwich 😂
My bro gator still smiling after being dry aged for 3 weeks
Looks like the alligator went on a diet or something
The gator went vegan
Two underrated comments, y'all made me laugh
Man that is a mutant cacow bean 💀💀💀
new sword in RPG games be like :
Bro looked like a fricken sword lmfao
I thought you were lying about the alligator part-
I’m scared now lmao-
average breakfast in ohio
Of what
@@TheProphetLot A Whole Dry Aged alligator, of course
@@Kidey11 oh
This dry aged alligator would be good for soups.first you chop gator and steam with garlic,ginger and onions and spice and salt.Then add water,tomato paste and peppers and let it boil
Him: "scroll if you don't want to see a dry age alligator"
The thumbnail: "Bonjour!!"
gater looked like it would be called the “dryligater sword” on god
"This is how we do it down in Florida, sunny boy!"
The first image of the alligator looks like a coco bean
When prepared CORRECTLY alligator is some of the tastiest meat Ive ever had, it was like shrimp and chicken had a delicious baby
"Delicious baby"
-Random Pedo
Bro its haram Muslim Forever ☪️☪️☪️❤❤❤❤
i skimmed over thumbnail and thought “oh shit that’s a sick looking sword”
Ya bro me too 😂
Ye, me too
only people who seen this before it was changed understand lol