I've uploaded the sequel, remastered to the same standard: ua-cam.com/video/EFTp0Iancus/v-deo.html (Once again, the original video is by @bignipbobby on TikTok)
This part was one of the parts that showed best how far Fletcher was pushing Neiman to become a true sigma. This is how at the end he edges in front of the audience for around 10 minutes. Whether or not the way Fletcher achieved it through mogging him is up to your choice, and whether the ending is happy or sad is up to you, but Nieman truly does become the rizzler.
@@hello-rq8kfBro somehow this autoplayed off of those carti x quote tracks, think it was in a mix, I wasn't fucking ready lmao. Ngl the fact that I could fucking hospitalize myself because of this video made it even funnier.
@@grqfes 1. It's probably a bit but you sound hella pretentious lmao 2. I actually did 💀 I just had it on in the background because I couldn't find anything else to listen to as I played Cyber Grind
@@yourdreams2440 Oh my fweaking gyatt! I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio! Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk? What is that?
lol what makes this so funny is the attention to detail, he even did the same subtle thing with his voice saying “I’m the rizzler” that the actor did when he said “I’m upset” in the movie
lyrics: Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave neiman? I don't know Sure you do My gyat? Were you edging or were you gooning I-I don't know Start mogging like baby Gronk damn it look at me! Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog Now, was I edging or was I gooning I don't know Mog again Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog Edging or gooning Edging So you DO edge in Ohio! If you deliberately end your mewing streak.. I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne! Now are you an edger or are you a gooner Or are you gonna fanum tax skibidi toilet! I'll fanum tax skibidi toilet What does that say CG5 only in Ohio Sing me some CG5 Only in ohio only in ohio Oh my freaking gyat I didn't know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk What is that Skibidi Yes what is that Patrick bateman Tell me about your motion I was never book smart I'm money smart What are you skibidi toilet sing it correctly I was never book smart I'm money smart makes me more intelli- more intelligent Now answer my question, were you edging or were you gooning ANSWER! Gooning ... ... ... Oh my dear gyat whispers kinda Are you one of those Ryan Gosling sigmas Do I look like OG Fortnite to you You must have L rizz, do you have L rizz No No so you just don't have any rizz at all I do have w rizz So are you the rizzler Yes or freaking no Yes you are the rizzler Yeah Say it I'm the rizzler Say it so I show speed can hear you I'm the Rizzler nuh uh I'm the rizzler! NUH UH! I'M THE RIZZLER! You are a duo-less rizz-less little piece of gyat Whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he didn't play OG Fortnite Who is now mewing and looks maxxing all over my grimace shake like a freaking skibidi toilet SO FOR THE FINAL EH-MAZING TIME! NUH UH! I'M THE RIZZLER! ... Start edging longer neiman
Thank you for noticing, I typed those captions by hand in Premiere using the original movie's subtitles as a reference for the grammar and I frame-synced it to the original video's captions when applicable, honestly that was the most time-consuming part
0:40 if you are skibidi you’ll notice that nemian was actually mogging perfectly, this is just an early mind game from fletcher to turn nemian into a legendary rizzler.
This film was so revolutionary because it was the first accurate depiction of Jung's archetypes: from the gooner, the edger, the rizzler, skibiddi toilet and iShowspeed. Also one of the most creative demonstrations of the hero's journey where our hero starts as a gooner in Ohio and transforms into a rizzler in pizza tower.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE?!?! Sablin is so blessed!!! Black sun black sun black sun black sun black sun!!! Kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway Nixon is not a crook RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪WHAT?!?, ALEXEI IS STILL ALIVE?!?! TICK TOCK FUNNI CLOCK MAN GOT THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN shrimpboat shrimp boat shrimp-boat shrimpboat so long……. Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 YOCK AND HALL TORTURE BEST PATHS FOR AMERICA
If someone threw a chair at me and said "why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave?" I would be so caught off guard that I would probably just whimper if I could muster up any noise at all
I absolutely fucking hate this beyond all human comprehension, but due to the level of commitment to the recreation of the source material, it has my respect. Not a lot, it's so small that it's immeasurable. A rounding error at best. But it's there.
I’ve seen this so many times when it came out that when I went to theaters to watch this during the 10th anniversary all I could hear was this video during this scene 😂
this was life changing, thank you so much for blessing my eyes ears and every other sense i posses. this is truly a masterpiece and is the future of Ohio
Like what the fuck, this is full-scale brainrot and I'm laughing - all of this doesn't make any sense so much, that I'm tearing up from laughter every time I watch one of those man - it's THAT dumb. I don't even know how to explain this in any other way
I've uploaded the sequel, remastered to the same standard:
ua-cam.com/video/EFTp0Iancus/v-deo.html
(Once again, the original video is by @bignipbobby on TikTok)
Tf is bro talking about 💀
that link looks fake fr
"Say it so ishowspeed can hear you"
- camera cuts to the one black guy.
i edged to your comment
@@ax_ydid you goon or edge
2:01
@@ax_ywere you edging or were you gooning
Woah mama.... clean up aisle: my PANTS!! 😂😂😂😂
"Now are you an edger, or are you a gooner?" - J. Jonah Jameson
Hey! I never said, bro!?
Or are you gonna FANUM TAX SKIBIDI TOILET?!
kanaya pfp
@@conorrigoli7578 ill fanum tax skibidi toilet
@@TheHamburglarHelpster
What does that say?
Imagine showing this to a British factory worker from the 1800s
The industrial revolution and its consequences...
@@hk-4738 have been a gyatt for the rizzler skibidi race
Boys with the Time Machine be like
>ITS DAA BRITISH FACTORYYY WORKERR
@@merucrypoison296Local soylebrity found under ”muh brainrot” video!
peak brainrot
🥺🥺🥺
lol so true
Brain enhancement
Your god damn right
brainrot is better than this
This part was one of the parts that showed best how far Fletcher was pushing Neiman to become a true sigma. This is how at the end he edges in front of the audience for around 10 minutes. Whether or not the way Fletcher achieved it through mogging him is up to your choice, and whether the ending is happy or sad is up to you, but Nieman truly does become the rizzler.
I love how calling the ending a 10 minute edging session is technically correct
@@thejackcarlinHow?😂
@@ProcyonNiteNeiman was gonna bust at 400 bpm
@@ProcyonNite he was edging the ending of the performance like there was no tomorrow
Just like in the original film, his hands bleed, but this time from edging
This autoplayed while I was doing incline db bench, honestly could've fucking concussed myself, made it even funnier
bro watching youtube shorts while lifting 💀
@@hello-rq8kfBro somehow this autoplayed off of those carti x quote tracks, think it was in a mix, I wasn't fucking ready lmao.
Ngl the fact that I could fucking hospitalize myself because of this video made it even funnier.
@@purplegoopguy next time just listen to the I AM THE RIZZLER part for motivation before a PR
sounds like youtube’s mix gave you some whiplash
Bro is gooning in the gym 😭💀
“Oh my dear gyatt" 💀💀💀
Are you one of those Ryan Gosling sigmas?
@@lunantix yes sir
Do i look like og fornite to you ?
@@Arelatedyou must have L rizz, do you have L rizz?
"Oh my fweaking gyatt 😱"
I’ve watched this video dozens of times and that’s not even an exaggeration
Same here. I don't know what's wrong with me.
I've also edged to your comment dozens of times!!😅😂 Clean up on Aisle, MY PANTS!! 😂😂
bro's edging to this vid
so 24+ times? thats more than 72 minutes. am i to assume you spent a movies runtime watching this on repeat?
@@grqfes
1. It's probably a bit but you sound hella pretentious lmao
2. I actually did 💀 I just had it on in the background because I couldn't find anything else to listen to as I played Cyber Grind
Why is this still kinda tense
The scene is just that good.
IM THE RIZZLER
The source material transcends all generations.
@@beans00001start edging longer Neiman
a good scene cant be ruined not matter how much you try
Downward spiral of humanity in one video
Downward spiral
Downward spiral
L rizz comment
ALL YOU EVER DO IS COMPLAIN
@@forregom No I think this video is going to be a beautiful time capsule in 5 years
Upward spiral of humanity*
*“Oh my freaking gyatt!”* - Omni-Man
I didn’t know they let duke dennis into ohio!
@merucrypoison296 Am I to understand you do not watch Kai Cenat? Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk?
@@merucrypoison296 Am I to understand you do not watch Kai Cenat!?
The voice acting is absolutely perfect lol
Wdym this is literally just one of the scenes in the movie
@@merucrypoison296yea I’m really confused what these comments are on about
"Say it so iShowSpeed can hear you" and it cuts to the black guy kills me
Gem dough
@@merucrypoison296 gemmie indeed
😂😂😂
No it doesn't. It cuts to the white guy first, so that joke doesn't work.
Bro was DEFINITELY gooning👀👀👀👀💔💔💔💔💔
🗿💀
Idk it seemed like he was edging his answer at times
Sing me some cg5
@@merucrypoison296 only in ohio, ohhh
@@yourdreams2440
Oh my fweaking gyatt!
I didn’t know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio!
Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat?
Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk?
What is that?
''start edging longer Neiman'' peak cinema ngl
"Oh my fweaking gyatt"
lol what makes this so funny is the attention to detail, he even did the same subtle thing with his voice saying “I’m the rizzler” that the actor did when he said “I’m upset” in the movie
the spongebob walk killed me bruh 😭
that's SQUIDWARD
"Do I look like OG Fortnite to you?"
When whiplash gets too og 😭
The brilliance of this scene is he was just messing with him. The kid wasn't edging or gooning, he was clearly jelqing.
lyrics:
Why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave neiman?
I don't know
Sure you do
My gyat?
Were you edging or were you gooning
I-I don't know
Start mogging like baby Gronk damn it look at me!
Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog
Now, was I edging or was I gooning
I don't know
Mog again
Mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog mog
Edging or gooning
Edging
So you DO edge in Ohio!
If you deliberately end your mewing streak.. I will rizz you like Livvy Dunne!
Now are you an edger or are you a gooner
Or are you gonna fanum tax skibidi toilet!
I'll fanum tax skibidi toilet
What does that say
CG5 only in Ohio
Sing me some CG5
Only in ohio only in ohio
Oh my freaking gyat I didn't know they allowed Duke Dennis into Ohio
Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat
Can you even rizz up Baby Gronk
What is that
Skibidi
Yes what is that
Patrick bateman
Tell me about your motion
I was never book smart I'm money smart
What are you skibidi toilet sing it correctly
I was never book smart I'm money smart makes me more intelli- more intelligent
Now answer my question, were you edging or were you gooning
ANSWER!
Gooning
...
...
...
Oh my dear gyat whispers kinda
Are you one of those Ryan Gosling sigmas
Do I look like OG Fortnite to you
You must have L rizz, do you have L rizz
No
No so you just don't have any rizz at all
I do have w rizz
So are you the rizzler
Yes or freaking no
Yes you are the rizzler
Yeah
Say it
I'm the rizzler
Say it so I show speed can hear you
I'm the Rizzler
nuh uh
I'm the rizzler!
NUH UH!
I'M THE RIZZLER!
You are a duo-less rizz-less little piece of gyat
Whose mommy left daddy when she figured out he didn't play OG Fortnite
Who is now mewing and looks maxxing all over my grimace shake like a freaking skibidi toilet
SO FOR THE FINAL EH-MAZING TIME!
NUH UH!
I'M THE RIZZLER!
...
Start edging longer neiman
"Were you edging or were you gooning?"
Idk why but that activated my fight or flight response.
human comedic value doesn't get much better than this
This is more stressful than the full movie
this is so immersive, enable sub captions and its literally that scene from the movie if it was made by gen alpha gooners
it doesnt have the flashing ai generated captions with noticeable mistakes so i cant watch it
Thank you for noticing, I typed those captions by hand in Premiere using the original movie's subtitles as a reference for the grammar and I frame-synced it to the original video's captions when applicable, honestly that was the most time-consuming part
Huh? There was a video? I was looking at the family guy clip at the bottom
@@JoesCollectionofWhateversyou're a legend dude
i feel like i'm having a stroke
im over here strokin...
@@hinderburger3804dude, u have the cUTest pfp I’ve ever seen,
@@funz6491 thanks, she is kiki floke from dungeon meshi
@@funz6491bro got jungle fever 💀💀
@@hinderburger3804 bro was edging or gooning?
a victorian child would have a stroke if they watched this
This completely unironically saved my life
This is, without a doubt, the pinnacle of the cinematographic industry.
0:40 if you are skibidi you’ll notice that nemian was actually mogging perfectly, this is just an early mind game from fletcher to turn nemian into a legendary rizzler.
I'm wheezing so hard, I almost passed out....
0:24 that walking sound gets me every time💀💀
mog mog mog mog mog
Now, was I edging or was I gooning?
i dont know why but "no, so you just don't have any rizz at all?" fucking killed me
This film was so revolutionary because it was the first accurate depiction of Jung's archetypes: from the gooner, the edger, the rizzler, skibiddi toilet and iShowspeed. Also one of the most creative demonstrations of the hero's journey where our hero starts as a gooner in Ohio and transforms into a rizzler in pizza tower.
The acting is so good it still manages to be intense even with this brainrot being spoken
This is the very first thing I'm listening to with my new studio headphones. I do not regret this decision
Im edging to this while mewing at the same time, cause im mischievous sigma like that.
this is simultaneously the most and least quotable video on youtube
1:32
Fletcher: ANSWER‼️‼️ 🔥🧨👿👹👹
Neiman: Gooning 😃
Fletcher: oh my dear gyatt 😔
@@merucrypoison296are you one of those… Ryan gosling sigmas?
Whiplash if it won an Academy Award for Best Picture:
This video is how I learned that I’m old
Same
Not old just don't have brainrot
I'm in my early 20s and i truly don't understand a damn thing that's being said in this video. Probably for the best though
the worst part about this is that I completely understood it
It’s amazing how his tone and inflection are in the exact way that Miles Teller and J.K. Simmons say their original lines
I miss “we live in a society”
As a zoomer, I think I finally understand how the generational gap works
crazy right? we had a whole meme about it and now im the one feeling like a boomer
Agreed. I don't understand a thing except the blackpill terminology.
My brain was already rotted by r/DSRfunny.
@@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45IS THAT A TNO REFERENCE?!?!
Sablin is so blessed!!! Black sun black sun black sun black sun black sun!!! Kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge kishipurge LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway LBJalltheway Nixon is not a crook RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed RFK blessed Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪 Yo Speer 😂🇩🇪WHAT?!?, ALEXEI IS STILL ALIVE?!?! TICK TOCK FUNNI CLOCK MAN GOT THE MENTAL BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN shrimpboat shrimp boat shrimp-boat shrimpboat so long…….
Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ Big building in Neue Berlin?!?!🏛️ I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 I HATE BORIS YELTSIN 😡🇷🇺 YOCK AND HALL TORTURE BEST PATHS FOR AMERICA
I only understood the jay eazy mega man reference
If someone threw a chair at me and said "why do you suppose I just gooned in your cave?" I would be so caught off guard that I would probably just whimper if I could muster up any noise at all
WE HANGIN OURSELVES WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️
“Oh my fweaking gyatt” -Omni man
This is literally just a 2024 version of those joker n word videos
“If we’re gonna be playing games, I’m gonna need a can of monster”
Historians in 400 years are going have a blast trying to decipher this
I think out of all of the years of the internets existence this single handedly takes the place for the worst thing ever conceived
The worst thing ever conceived, so far
Au contraire
@@stargazer3003good point it always gets worse
Why do i lowkey find this good?
I can't even count how many times ive rewatched this, my brain is truly rotten
This is funnier than Snl and 80% of Netflix stand up specials. Not even capping at all
I rewatch this daily
I literally think of this video every day.
NUH-UH - newspaper guy from spiderman
i cannot with this shit anymore 😭
This hurts my soul in a way that I didn’t think it was possible
this is amazing
eh-mazing*
mugi pfp
@@hello-rq8kf i had this pfp since like 2016 and i never watched the show lmao
@@Aliyea go watch it. you will cry at the ending, it's a beautiful show about growing up and all in all my favorite anime
the description including the lyrics is the cherry on top
I feel like if you let someone listen to this without seeing the title or video they could tell it was a Whiplash parody XD
Yeah its actually a really well done parody
L rushmaxxing, W dragmaxxing
"say it so IShowSpeed can hear you"
*Cuts to black guy*
peak content bro please make more
"so you DO edge in ohio". i wheezed
I absolutely fucking hate this beyond all human comprehension, but due to the level of commitment to the recreation of the source material, it has my respect. Not a lot, it's so small that it's immeasurable. A rounding error at best. But it's there.
"i'm the rizzler!!" while looking and sounding like he’s about to cry is fucking killing me ☠️
This killed my brain cells
This healed my brain cells
I'm not a native english speaker and it is very interesting to see how I used to hear the language before I learned to speak it.
I’ve seen this so many times when it came out that when I went to theaters to watch this during the 10th anniversary all I could hear was this video during this scene 😂
This is indecipherable to me. I love it.
Oh my fweaking gyatt!
We on the verge with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I didn't know it was possible to make Whiplash more horrifying
This might the night I actually do it. You’re channel and IP are having a special place on my note. I hope you’re proud of yourself.
I’m the rizzler
nuh uh!
Never back down, never give up!!!!
This just makes me realize how many memes nowadays will be probably be indecipherable to archaeologists in the future.
The Spongebob walk kills me man 😭😭
I've seen this more times than the actual scene.
The squidward footsteps bring this video to perfection, the perfect little icing.
this was life changing, thank you so much for blessing my eyes ears and every other sense i posses. this is truly a masterpiece and is the future of Ohio
You have gyatt to be rizzing me right neow bro
tbh the voice acting is on point for neeman
As a gen z, this is actually one of the funniest things I have ever watched because I have no clue what they are talking about😭😭😭
I've basically taught myself gen alpha lingo through these memes
Like what the fuck, this is full-scale brainrot and I'm laughing - all of this doesn't make any sense so much, that I'm tearing up from laughter every time I watch one of those man - it's THAT dumb. I don't even know how to explain this in any other way
I don't understand a word, yet it's funny - somebody fix me
@@JoesCollectionofWhateversi was never booksmart im money smart makes me more inteli more inteligent
This might be my favorite video of all time
When he said "I do have w rizz" I actually died
This was the moment Fletcher became Heisenberg
"Am I to understand that you do not watch Kai Cenat!? Can you even rizz up Ice Spice!?!?" - Sigma Rizzler
Baby gronk not ice spice
I showed this to my teacher and she kicked me out of class!!! 10/10 video!!!!
no video has ever made me scream out loud in pain before this video
“Do I look like OG Fortnite to you?”
This has no right being as funny as it was
I got a good laugh out of that, 2017 Fortnite was good
Someone blast this at the re release in sync
Someone should recreate the entire movie like this.
I remember the part when fletcher told neiman "good rizzing" definitely the most gyatt moment in ohio.
Mog mog mog mog mog is my fav part 😢
The nieman impression was spot on
Brain nourishment
I am revoking your cooking license and promoting you to certified chef.
i think it’s time for me to go outside