10 WEIRD Gaming Stories of August 2020

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  • @mfd588
    @mfd588 4 роки тому +332

    “A Japanese child, a school girl, a girl that is of school age”
    When you can’t reach the word count on an essay lol.

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 4 роки тому +4

      Mo Freeman lmaooooo

    • @remi5429
      @remi5429 4 роки тому +5

      lollll

    • @spurs_7798
      @spurs_7798 3 роки тому +3

      or when you try to stretch 3 minute content into a 10+ minute video.

  • @ultradust6978
    @ultradust6978 4 роки тому +1325

    0.3? That's a high score for an EA sports game in my books

  • @carlosnieve1225
    @carlosnieve1225 4 роки тому +617

    X-COM is playing DOOM at 1000 frames a second.
    This is why aliens don’t visit us. They’re afraid.

    • @jschouten1985
      @jschouten1985 4 роки тому +9

      Now, it was X-Kom....

    • @carlosnieve1225
      @carlosnieve1225 4 роки тому +16

      Jeffrey Schouten It was a joke, mate

    • @carlosnieve1225
      @carlosnieve1225 4 роки тому +7

      Boomslang It is a game series where you fight aliens

    • @stefanusbayu1426
      @stefanusbayu1426 4 роки тому +7

      @Boomslang close

    • @jschouten1985
      @jschouten1985 4 роки тому

      @@carlosnieve1225 it only would have been funny if it had the same name

  • @muffin3691
    @muffin3691 4 роки тому +457

    EA: "thank you for your free labor of testing. Let's patch it."
    People: "when can I pay for the next game to test?"

    • @Morganaplays
      @Morganaplays 4 роки тому +1

      *RIP* bill english u will be remembered sir

    • @nicholaskinkaid
      @nicholaskinkaid 4 роки тому +3

      @@puffpuffpuff Yea because Division and Destiny have been making yearly releases since the early 2000s right? Fk out of here with that nonsense. A better comparison woulda been FIFA and NBA2K.......BUT those are also sports games and that's the genre you are trying to deflect from so....WHOOPS.

    • @enachepauliulian5046
      @enachepauliulian5046 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicholaskinkaid I think the last fifa game i played was 2010 the moment i saw that shity ultimate team BS EA been parading lately i gave them the finger and never looked back

    • @Dildonion
      @Dildonion 4 роки тому

      I remember when they actually paid us to test their games

    • @Dildonion
      @Dildonion 4 роки тому +3

      @@nicholaskinkaid Dude what is with the attitude the comparison was fine because he was comparing how those games and so much more have also been doing this and for a really long time. Like your attitude is so dickish and reeks of the intelligence and intolerance i see from MAGA people for no reason i actually want to believe this is some type of parody or joke that went over my head.

  • @zombieman34
    @zombieman34 4 роки тому +540

    “A Japanese child, a schoolgirl, a girl that is of school age.”
    *Every sixty seconds in Africa a minute passes*

    • @neal2049
      @neal2049 4 роки тому +16

      That's why 10 weird gaming stories is the only vids I watch that are voice by Falcon. I really can't stand when he talks like that.

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 роки тому +31

      ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 4 роки тому +4

      EA

    • @Zero.801
      @Zero.801 4 роки тому +6

      Pteranosaurus rex I read that in his voice too😂

    • @sethhowerton1489
      @sethhowerton1489 4 роки тому +12

      To be fair.....when one thinks of an Asian school girl one might think of a porn thing which in itself Is just weird and kinda wrong so maybe that's why he did that.

  • @celestialstar5563
    @celestialstar5563 4 роки тому +577

    EA: We Don't Give a f*** but you'll keep paying us for new installments so sit there and take it

    • @1kbmahan
      @1kbmahan 4 роки тому +16

      Not EA’s it’s the consumers fault. idk why not let people play and spend their money how they want it’s gonna make money regardless cause it’s the only football game on the market

    • @themexicanbanana7465
      @themexicanbanana7465 4 роки тому +2

      True about EA

    • @vissuuu69
      @vissuuu69 4 роки тому +4

      @@1kbmahan what bout pes

    • @burnzybhoy9110
      @burnzybhoy9110 4 роки тому +21

      Only way to change that is through our wallets, just a shame some people will never realise that.

    • @1kbmahan
      @1kbmahan 4 роки тому +5

      Steven Burns like for real EA can not take the blame for every decision people make to buy the game I’m just saying people gotta wake up but that might not ever happen

  • @unbeatenlake790
    @unbeatenlake790 4 роки тому +300

    That’s normal for a new madden game.
    EVERY. SINGLE. YEAR.

    • @pemegangkoencisyurga
      @pemegangkoencisyurga 4 роки тому +11

      You mean
      Every EA Games?

    • @D3adSpid3r
      @D3adSpid3r 4 роки тому

      @@pemegangkoencisyurga was EA always the greedy black sheep in video game publishers

    • @tmacfan2132
      @tmacfan2132 4 роки тому +3

      NBA 2k21 WILL be worse just wait for the disaster coming on SEP 4 lol

    • @FinanceMan
      @FinanceMan 4 роки тому +2

      Polar Bear not when they had competition.

    • @D3adSpid3r
      @D3adSpid3r 4 роки тому +1

      @@FinanceMan it must have been after the dinos got wiped out

  • @ElDiablo123
    @ElDiablo123 4 роки тому +182

    China be like "Stop playing video games it's bad for you. Here go work in a factory for a few dimes"

    • @gamesground3914
      @gamesground3914 4 роки тому +12

      You forgot to say: "for a few dimes and for 18 hours straight" F**k Communism.!!!! Cheers mate.!

    • @Sonictheoofhog4
      @Sonictheoofhog4 4 роки тому +6

      China: Stop playing video games! Here go work in a factory to make phones and video game consoles annd you get 1 dime a hour

    • @winsalot84
      @winsalot84 4 роки тому

      😂

    • @Acueil
      @Acueil 4 роки тому +2

      @CappleNine China is land of paradox. Their government are punishing VPN user, yet Chinese people would use VPN to got to UA-cam/Twitter/Facebook to harass people who talk anything slightly negative about their motherland.

    • @scoldingwhisper
      @scoldingwhisper 3 роки тому +3

      @@gamesground3914 despite being "communist" nothing about china's economy is communist. and the end of the day brutal government control is all the same

  • @irockas5694
    @irockas5694 4 роки тому +149

    No you can’t just go at 1000 fps!
    Overclockers: hahaha liquid nitrogen goes brrrrr

  • @SelenaGnomez
    @SelenaGnomez 4 роки тому +101

    “Not cool, guy”
    Understatement of the month

    • @joedkat
      @joedkat 4 роки тому +5

      Falcon is a clown

    • @askariyaw
      @askariyaw 4 роки тому +5

      Cringed super hard at that.Falcon is the worst part of this channel.

    • @joedkat
      @joedkat 4 роки тому +3

      @@askariyaw glad I'm not the only one that feels this way

  • @noku75
    @noku75 4 роки тому +137

    "They overclocked the computer and used Liquid Nitrogen to cool it," Honestly, that seems kinda expected from the devs who made a game as ballsy as DOOM.

    • @noku75
      @noku75 4 роки тому +5

      @@mikethearchangel11 Well played sir

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 роки тому +6

      liquid nitrogen cooling sounds cool af (pun not intended), like, obviously there’s the really good cooling efficiency but there’s also the fact that nitrogen can’t be a solvent because it isn’t polarized like water meaning it can’t hold salts in it meaning if the cooling apparatus ruptures the nitrogen won’t damage the componenets

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому +2

      @@shekelboob You can pour liquid nitrogen into a bowl of milk and get ice cream, liquid nitrogen is cool stuff

    • @emeraldkat2167
      @emeraldkat2167 4 роки тому +2

      @@JargonMadjin cooking with it is so awesome. As a self-proclaimed awesome home cook myself, it's one of my dreams to get the kind that's safe for cooking and do a bunch of fun stuff with it.

    • @FatalSajko
      @FatalSajko 4 роки тому +6

      X-kom is actually a Polish computer store, not the DOOM devs

  • @standupscarab5418
    @standupscarab5418 4 роки тому +195

    I get the feeling these guys dont actually know why fortnite was taken off of the appstore

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 4 роки тому +46

      Videogame journalism in a nutshell...

    • @utubby3730
      @utubby3730 4 роки тому +32

      The best thing about this story was when Tim Sweeney claimed they were not asking for a special deal, and then in a shocking move Tim Cook called out his BS and released the receipts! They absolutely were!!

    • @jsfyxzuf117
      @jsfyxzuf117 4 роки тому +20

      Both companies are just doing business. Nothing new

    • @LittleLexi24
      @LittleLexi24 4 роки тому +3

      I know right

    • @Raz0rking
      @Raz0rking 4 роки тому +7

      It is like someone sells his stuff in a big store and have your own cashier next to your stuff. Big storw obviously does not like it and throws your stuff out. Then you sue them so that you can keep selling your shit

  • @Denix67
    @Denix67 4 роки тому +200

    9:00 - Yes, I too play League of Legends with a controller. Isn't that what gamers do?

    • @fedbia2003
      @fedbia2003 4 роки тому +11

      Thank God I'm not the only one

    • @shekelboob
      @shekelboob 4 роки тому +1

      Federico Biassini gamer moment

    • @Andrew-xv8zq
      @Andrew-xv8zq 4 роки тому +16

      They put this clip in videos all the time and i cringe every single time

    • @Darek_B52
      @Darek_B52 4 роки тому +6

      me with my touch pad, wii zapper, and chainsaw controller.....look it might appear weird, but I'm pretty sure you'll get off to it.

    • @shashwatsingh8126
      @shashwatsingh8126 4 роки тому

      xd

  • @tytakenotes57
    @tytakenotes57 4 роки тому +94

    EA has really been dropping the ball consistently.

    • @banginbadger75
      @banginbadger75 4 роки тому +7

      The only good things I can think of that they did was release Apex Legends and that Star Wars game.

    • @errorx_x1063
      @errorx_x1063 4 роки тому +6

      @@banginbadger75 Which was solely Respawn's accomplishment. It's only a matter of when though... Dice and Bioware were just as respected at one point.

    • @jamestheyounger8895
      @jamestheyounger8895 4 роки тому +2

      Ahhhhh....I see what you did there.

    • @TheMelMan
      @TheMelMan 4 роки тому

      At least they are consistent.

    • @chriswolf1089
      @chriswolf1089 4 роки тому

      @@errorx_x1063 sorry but battlefield 1 was also a great game battlefield 5 was meh but at least focused on more forgotten soldiers and parts of ww2

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe 4 роки тому +102

    Calling the CCP "vaguely authoritarian" is like calling the surface of the sun "a little warm".

    • @sakurashogun
      @sakurashogun 4 роки тому +7

      You got me to chuckle, take my like good sir.

    • @Insurancegolfer
      @Insurancegolfer 4 роки тому +2

      😂

    • @downlow4570
      @downlow4570 4 роки тому +2

      That’s a like

    • @mazen6446
      @mazen6446 4 роки тому +3

      Yeah that comment from him actually annoyed me

    • @rosskwolfe
      @rosskwolfe 4 роки тому +8

      @CCCP The Uyghurs were unavailable for comment.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 4 роки тому +18

    that is really sad to hear about the Passing of a Creator of Technology that is widely used. RIP Bill English, Father of the Computer Mouse.

  • @Pullmanfan7
    @Pullmanfan7 4 роки тому +37

    Them: "This game can theoretically run at 1,000 FPS!"
    Me: Sure I'll just install it on my NASA supercomputer and display it on my 1,000 Hz monitor!

    • @naclsky4593
      @naclsky4593 4 роки тому +1

      Or they could just use the new 3080 that Nvidia just announced... It's like way more powerful then anything else we got

    • @Joseito101
      @Joseito101 4 роки тому

      @@naclsky4593 3090

  • @CargoShorts7
    @CargoShorts7 4 роки тому +18

    Imagine paying full price for a sports game year after year..... it's the same game every time lol

    • @davidroudebush6947
      @davidroudebush6947 4 роки тому +3

      I consider anyone who buys sports titles every year as EA whales

    • @dexterjettster3683
      @dexterjettster3683 4 роки тому +2

      David Roudebush I consider them to be EA simps

    • @sadfacemenow
      @sadfacemenow 4 роки тому

      No its worse gameplay, better graphics

  • @chief5002
    @chief5002 4 роки тому +20

    I think apple deleting fortnite from their store was actually a fair decision

  • @RickyBalboa
    @RickyBalboa 4 роки тому +29

    Apple had any right to remove Fortnite. They violated the store policy, what did they expect?

    • @adamaserb4807
      @adamaserb4807 4 роки тому

      20thousand dollars 🤡🤡🤡

    • @astarley3192
      @astarley3192 4 роки тому +1

      See the Game Theory vid about it then you will know

  • @monkeeee
    @monkeeee 4 роки тому +48

    never thought I’d see Kyler Murray in a gameranx thumbnail

  • @thepostaldude2069
    @thepostaldude2069 4 роки тому +24

    7:29
    You don't need to play sad music to tell me how to feel, guys.

  • @Senior666
    @Senior666 4 роки тому +32

    Falcon's been watching some "F is for Family" lol.
    RIP Bill English, you're invention will be used for centuries to come ❤️

    • @Phoenix_The_Wolf
      @Phoenix_The_Wolf 4 роки тому +1

      Why do think he watches F is for family. Did he reference it?

    • @BC-iv2wi
      @BC-iv2wi 4 роки тому

      London Ruble don’t worry, you won’t get adult answers here.

    • @Senior666
      @Senior666 4 роки тому

      @@Phoenix_The_Wolf at one point he sounded so like Ginny (Mo Collins) 😂

    • @akumabazooka9169
      @akumabazooka9169 4 роки тому +2

      your*

  • @sulgee6878
    @sulgee6878 4 роки тому +22

    the boomers say games are bad for you but they didn't say they couldn't save you.

  • @pessimisticdiabetic717
    @pessimisticdiabetic717 4 роки тому +64

    Bruh I’m SOOO glad Apple deleted fortnite from the App Store hell yea frivking awesome

    • @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai
      @iwatchhentaieverydaywithsenpai 4 роки тому +13

      Ikr who gives a crap about that game

    • @maxvolume72
      @maxvolume72 4 роки тому +6

      Yea it's good they deleted it but there will be people who spent money on it and have just lost their only way to play fortnite meaning they've just been completely ripped off

    • @lilblock3564
      @lilblock3564 4 роки тому +16

      @@maxvolume72 not apples fault

    • @robertt9342
      @robertt9342 4 роки тому +4

      @Max Volume . They can still play it on their phones. They just can't redownload it or receive updates. So they still have what they paid for... Currently.

    • @maxvolume72
      @maxvolume72 4 роки тому +2

      @@robertt9342 oh ok

  • @JLConawayII
    @JLConawayII 4 роки тому +2

    Listening to Falcon talk about stuff makes any day just a little better.

  • @pie-ninetyever7328
    @pie-ninetyever7328 4 роки тому +4

    Great video as always! But perhaps in the future you could give us the links to some of these stories
    I've been looking for that 'game in real life' video but can't find it

  • @nekooreo7703
    @nekooreo7703 4 роки тому +8

    He didnt say way apple & google's reason to removing it off their stores. When you sell stuff on their market you give apple and google a share of the money, what fortnite did was go against their ToS and let mobile users go directly to their store to buy the v-bucks, this avoids apple and google's share on the market. So what did they do, they removed it.

  • @VoyagersRevenge
    @VoyagersRevenge 4 роки тому +25

    Have a feeling Anthem will end up on here 🥺

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 4 роки тому +4

      Madden 21 surpassed even Anthem!

    • @logbobtom1234
      @logbobtom1234 4 роки тому +3

      What happened to anthem this month?

    • @maxvolume72
      @maxvolume72 4 роки тому +1

      When I got to the mission where you have to revive other players I gave up because I was playing alone and you can respawn instantly, so basically you would either have to find someone who will let you revive them or follow people around hoping they don't instantly respawn so you can revive them

    • @iamlegend7569
      @iamlegend7569 4 роки тому +1

      @Charlie Vetsworth judging by the thumbnail I think it was a Pre-Watch Comment 🤓

  • @MoonWatcherHeadAhh
    @MoonWatcherHeadAhh 4 роки тому +2

    Why am I a simp for Falcon?! I love his commentary and humor. Keep up the great work.

  • @djprojugs6606
    @djprojugs6606 4 роки тому +31

    8:34 that person in the middle has clearly never held a wii controller before

  • @F10n0
    @F10n0 4 роки тому +31

    Hey Falcon, Virtual Legality has done a bunch of great videos on the Fortnite Lawsuit story. Definitely worth a watch even if there are a lot of them (13 as of this message i think).

  • @CanMav
    @CanMav 4 роки тому +13

    "The real Shibuya" and shows a picture of Shinjuku... Fail

  • @mjmalone9175
    @mjmalone9175 4 роки тому +28

    Haha people who buy sports games should be used to this by now. They literally copy paste the same game each year and charge you full price. You’re already getting ripped off, and you keep letting them do it to ya

    • @Foxplayer091
      @Foxplayer091 4 роки тому +2

      I surprise that anybody thinks the next game is actually different ea should definitely lose their sports license by now

    • @jeremysutton22
      @jeremysutton22 4 роки тому

      I mean it is possible for annual release games to be different enough to justify the 60$ price tag. Take Codemasters' f1 games (maybe a little biased) every year they work on the physics and it is frequently noticeably better new stuff the community actually wants is added to the career modes and recently there has been a focus on the online stuffs as well. Yes it is buggy and never perfect, but always a noticeable and meaningful improvement. EA just sucks and the only games I buy from them are the Star Wars games because I can't not😞

    • @johndeaux8627
      @johndeaux8627 4 роки тому

      I never buy sports games for full price actually i never pay full price for anything bc you never should it when it doesn't cost that much to make to begin with lol. Besides i usually play the games with my friends and relatives and when they get sick of it they just hand it to me.

  • @fatnose0
    @fatnose0 4 роки тому +4

    "that kind of imagery" I mean it's a parody of a pretty famous apple ad, which itself was referencing 1984. It's not like it's completely out of left field

    • @SoManyRandomRamblings
      @SoManyRandomRamblings 3 роки тому +2

      Exactly.....they were basically pointing out the whole "live long enough to become the bad guy" trope has transpired here.

  • @rocco2110
    @rocco2110 4 роки тому +2

    It would be awesome if you made a playlist of weird gaming stories so I can binge watch them. Love your passion for games and the time and effort you put into your content.

  • @alexandermccabe556
    @alexandermccabe556 4 роки тому +22

    11:41 i remember when my parents rounded me into a camp to sell my organs

    • @dbrx758
      @dbrx758 4 роки тому +2

      Alexander McCabe wtf dude 😂😂

    • @enem1
      @enem1 4 роки тому +3

      Fr he must know a different type of China that’s only “vaguely authoritarian”

    • @Kazeromaru
      @Kazeromaru 4 роки тому

      Humans are just full of organs, I mean if you're human you have to have a lot of organs you don't need, right? Like a lot. My best friend has lots of organs, so he's the most human.

  • @Patmandozey
    @Patmandozey 4 роки тому +1

    I appreciate you prouncing Melbourne correctly. Its been really hard here in Melbourne atm. And you all at Gameranx have made it so made more better with your great videos.
    Sincerely someone who is in lockdown in Melbourne

  • @the1truth517
    @the1truth517 4 роки тому +4

    There's something that irks me when they use Falcon, who's clearly mid-30's+, for videos that are based in complaining about things that are also clearly directed towards an audience 20 years younger than him. The sarcastic voices and trendy words from a different era don't make it better. I don't know why they moved him into that realm, in the past year or so, when he was the one covering more mature stories. No matter what he does to relate to the target audience, he still sounds his age and it's just annoying. It basically sounds like a way grown man trying too hard to fit in with the kids.

  • @prescott5524
    @prescott5524 4 роки тому +2

    I have been watching Gameranx for years. Absolutely in love with the channel. The attitude can be a little bit much sometimes though.

  • @ShadyKray
    @ShadyKray 4 роки тому +3

    "It's only a bit of water"
    Props to the Flood guy 😄

  • @sriram.s2769
    @sriram.s2769 4 роки тому +1

    No.3 absolute MADLAD.. salute🤦‍♂️

  • @nice_Wizzard
    @nice_Wizzard 4 роки тому +7

    Ea putting out an unfinished game? Unheard of.

  • @rafbi4874
    @rafbi4874 4 роки тому +2

    "Live to game another day"
    Greatest line today

  • @jczerzzz
    @jczerzzz 4 роки тому +3

    12:04 your dad doesn't ask you for your biometrics? guess he just doesn't love you enough.

  • @Deedric_Kee
    @Deedric_Kee 4 роки тому +1

    Wow guys this is absolutely hilarious😂 Very very good video👏

  • @Hugo_Tate
    @Hugo_Tate 4 роки тому +8

    The dude got fined for being outside during a pandemic. Not for playing a game.

  • @wolfgang-sb4wm
    @wolfgang-sb4wm 4 роки тому

    Nothing is better than hearing that gameranx intro

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 4 роки тому +5

    Feelsgoodman. Gameranx uploaded.

  • @TheRustedPixel
    @TheRustedPixel 4 роки тому

    Really loved that piece to Bill English at No.2. Nice job Gameranx team, really lovely tribute.

  • @ugoeze7360
    @ugoeze7360 4 роки тому +12

    4:38 I guess sometimes you just gotta catch ‘em all, by any means necessary. 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @28blooddog
    @28blooddog 4 роки тому +1

    My mane man Falcon, you make me feel better man... Just really good job man. Keep it up ☺️

  • @r0bnotr0bert
    @r0bnotr0bert 4 роки тому +3

    Meanwhile ign be like "10/10...."masterpiece""

  • @stevenpaige2005
    @stevenpaige2005 3 роки тому

    "Stop playing those games and go outside!"
    Ring! Ring! "I got arrested and fined for going outside"

  • @dropit7694
    @dropit7694 4 роки тому +6

    5:55 thats not what free market means. Inequality of bargaining power is one of the flaws of free market capitalism that constantly requires state intervention through anti-trust laws. I find the idea of two massive corporations arguing they are on the "consumers side" condescending and disingenuous.

  • @yasmine9852
    @yasmine9852 4 роки тому +1

    May Mr. English rest in peace. Thanks for your contribution big man 😞

  • @Halo_Legend
    @Halo_Legend 4 роки тому +9

    Hahaha those policemen who rescued that guy in china probably done it not to save his life, but because he was insubordinate and they wanted to show him his place, based on what we know about china and valuing human life ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @mufasaiam7794
      @mufasaiam7794 4 роки тому +1

      Don't make stuff up. China is bad but they're not stupid. The police won't go to somebody's house in the middle of a storm to make a point.

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 4 роки тому +1

      @@mufasaiam7794 Who are we to know?

    • @Halo_Legend
      @Halo_Legend 4 роки тому +1

      @@mufasaiam7794 Read about Cambodia, for example. People are willing to go to extremes out of ideology (and we all know the same coloured ideology of yesterdays Cambodia rules in china now).
      Also those policemen wouldn't be able to do anything against direct order, they are pawns too.

  • @scragglybeard9322
    @scragglybeard9322 4 роки тому +1

    R.I.P Mr English! Your wooden Mouse is beautiful

  • @SunnyTacos
    @SunnyTacos 4 роки тому +4

    One of the things I truly hate when transitioning to a new hardware, we get a lot half assed games with no other purpose other than to be a quick cash grab and to piss people off, whenever I see cross gen I rather wait until I get a PS5 to play it there, remember Shadow of Mordor? Yikes.

  • @trayvonmonden1902
    @trayvonmonden1902 4 роки тому

    Mom: “CMON SON, ITS A HUGE FLOOD OUTSIDE, WE HAVE TO LEAVE.”
    Me on warzone: “Where we landing boaaaassss?”😂😂

  • @turdle837
    @turdle837 4 роки тому +4

    *flood outside*
    "I cant betray my team!"
    No, youre just addicted. There are enough things more important than gaming. You know, like YOUR LIFE.

  • @medicusofthedamned
    @medicusofthedamned 4 роки тому +1

    Failing economy because of lockdown. “Quick I see a man playing Pokémon go let’s steal his life savings!”

    • @medicusofthedamned
      @medicusofthedamned 4 роки тому

      I almost joined the Australian Army once because they needed combat medic instructors but the role of a combat medic was a lot different. It would have been cool though just to uproot and do something different.

  • @jofor1916
    @jofor1916 4 роки тому +8

    I do believe in the free market but apple doesn’t have to accommodate at all, a huge part of there profit comes from the app store and fortnite (a giant game that supplies that profit) removes apple from the payment method is very wrong, why do people think that what apple did was wrong, apple gave a spot of the App Store to fortnite, you can’t just sell your game for free using space in the App Store, and they also broke the rules we other you like it or not, rules are rules and fortnite broke them plain and simple

    • @Unique_Racing
      @Unique_Racing 4 роки тому

      Well companies like Spotify and Netflix have an argument because they have apps that are directly competitors. When apple just hosting all apps it’s was fair but why should Spotify hand over 30% of its profits when apple now has Apple Music. That’s one of the arguments I hear.

  • @certifiedschizophrenic8598
    @certifiedschizophrenic8598 4 роки тому

    I think this is my second favorite series you guys do on this channel, only bested by the Friday show.

  • @RoboVenturer
    @RoboVenturer 4 роки тому +3

    “Vaguely?” I think you mean blatantly

  • @neverlearn_gaming
    @neverlearn_gaming 4 роки тому

    Finally only part about enjoying these videos so much is having to wait another month for the next one

  • @rakki3656
    @rakki3656 4 роки тому +7

    9:00 this is fricking cursed

  • @guille92h
    @guille92h 4 роки тому

    Falcon is the best videogames journalist, he even gets his nose, i mean peak, in some economic, ethical and political things and gives his personal opinion and all the animations, gifs and memes of gameranx are awesome making the video even funnier.

  • @technimechanical
    @technimechanical 4 роки тому +3

    JAKE!!!! Stop calling yourself falcon when you don't ever referr to yourself as falcon on ANY social media or even ANY game platform ever! Also STOP referring to yourself in third person as falcon saying jake this or jake that! Just STOP!!!!

    • @technimechanical
      @technimechanical 4 роки тому

      @Baxi Tabaxi dude! Falcon is absolutely jake! Just listen to the voice it is exactly the same just through a better ranged microphone!!! And it's already been said and confirmed by jake himself. Jake is falcon, falcon is jake, they are one in the same

  • @alec7568
    @alec7568 3 роки тому

    The flood thing kinda happened to my family once.
    Where I live in australia the rain got so bad one night that our house flooded, there was atleast 6 inches of water all throughout the house. While my father and I were trying to block water coming in and throw the water out my brother was in the same room playing world of warcraft. We were screaming at him to get off the computer and help but he flat out refused, just sitting there with the cords lifted up onto his desk because the deathwing raid was somehow more important.

  • @Trio3224
    @Trio3224 4 роки тому +5

    11:20 "vaguely authoritarian"? Just "vaguely"?

  • @rogen8094
    @rogen8094 4 роки тому

    Falcon has more courage than the NBA - calling out China is bold. Props to you!

  • @9ZweihandeR9
    @9ZweihandeR9 4 роки тому +5

    Fortnite was removed because they broke their contract with Apple. Apple is not the bad guy in that case. The follow up move of banning all Unreal development work on Apple products was a step to far, but the courts made them back off on that. Maybe do 10 seconds of research on a complex topic before sending your opinion to your 6 million subscribers...

  • @redsteyexpert797
    @redsteyexpert797 3 роки тому +1

    Wow that tower is tall and long-
    Lenny faces intensifies*

  • @aidanhackett4529
    @aidanhackett4529 4 роки тому +5

    If there are any other Aussies watching like for that terrribale accent

  • @madpandabrigade9735
    @madpandabrigade9735 4 роки тому

    Forest Gump at the end of 3 had me rolling 😂

  • @limitedelady
    @limitedelady 4 роки тому +6

    So, breaking the law is fine, as long as it's 'For the Market!"?
    What is wrong with you?
    You violate the contract - you get kicked out. That's just simple logic.

  • @elliottryan13
    @elliottryan13 4 роки тому +1

    Great video as always. Thanks so much for providing such outstanding content!

  • @flamingsold3039
    @flamingsold3039 4 роки тому +7

    Love it when I only see one comment but there is actually 35+

  • @darkraven5626
    @darkraven5626 4 роки тому

    I love your comedy, mock-voice acting, and monotone ways of talking muh guy. It's great and funny stuff.

  • @GabrielMartins-wg6nx
    @GabrielMartins-wg6nx 4 роки тому +5

    I guess they didn't bother to MADDEN a good game.
    I'll be leaving now

  • @dlbutters7164
    @dlbutters7164 4 роки тому +2

    China isn't just "vaguely authoritarian", they are basically the description of what's in the book 1984...

  • @identityzeroce
    @identityzeroce 4 роки тому +7

    As close to first as I'll ever get!

  • @raiken123456
    @raiken123456 4 роки тому

    Rest of the world :
    - Kidnapped schoolgirl uses gaming console to alert authorities
    - Kid learns survival skills from video games
    - Teenager having seizure saved by online gamer
    China :
    - Man refuses to evacuate during flood because of video games
    - Man paralyzed waist down after gaming non-stop
    - Man spend over $500,000 for a virtual item

  • @ahusseini
    @ahusseini 4 роки тому +1

    free market 😂 good one dude

  • @Peluceus
    @Peluceus 4 роки тому

    Novel cooling ideas, pushing equipment to its limits, researching tech -- yup, that sounds like something XCOM would do, they're worthy of the title.

  • @leanklejames5961
    @leanklejames5961 2 роки тому

    Falcon when Fortnite makes an apple slander ad: no no man, just ugh nooooooo
    Falcon when a man kidnaps a minor:
    hey man not cool

  • @swaggytjm33matthews26
    @swaggytjm33matthews26 4 роки тому +1

    lol these are very interesting and very weird gaming videos, especially during these crazy times

  • @the0thersyde725
    @the0thersyde725 4 роки тому

    Falcon: "That imagery should be used for something perhaps a little more serious"
    Me: You mean like selling a computer?

  • @Archontasil
    @Archontasil 4 роки тому

    Apple: we are free, hip cool company
    Also apple: we are big brother

  • @Jerry1234999
    @Jerry1234999 4 роки тому

    I live in China and I’m a teacher, also a gamer. I have to say the thing is not ideal but it’s a way to do that. My students literally don’t have any other hobbies other than mobile gaming and tiktok, they don’t go outside and hangout with friends, they don’t do sports, and they have infinite numbers of homework to do. Most parents in China needs to go out and work,both of them, that means nobody can take care of their children. Big cities like Shanghai we normally work overtime, if you don’t do something limit the kids, nobody can stop them. Now they have limited playing time and they can’t play games after 10pm. If you do some research. You will hear a lot of news about kids here “accidentally” used all their parents’ saving in a game in the past. Lots of parents here don’t have any idea how e-transfer works meanwhile it is so easy here, they also don’t know how to parenting, ignorance and lack of education. So even its a lazy way. It solve the problem. Nothing is easy when there’s 14 billion people. That means even there is 1 person in 100 people doing silly things, we still have 14million stupid people to deal with...the country is still developing, long long way to go...and so far I don’t see a better way.

  • @jesterscircus.3490
    @jesterscircus.3490 4 роки тому +1

    No.5 is my favorite and 4 as well. They best story I have heard and it made my day.

  • @ducks5218
    @ducks5218 4 роки тому +1

    9:05 that stock footage of someone playing league with a controller hurts

  • @rosurobosu8546
    @rosurobosu8546 4 роки тому +1

    I like how this video makes liquid nitrogen cooling sound like something new

    • @jean-jacquesgrobler4148
      @jean-jacquesgrobler4148 4 роки тому

      It has been used for extreme overclocking for years already but not for everyday normal use. It's literally like nitrous for a pc.

  • @gets0410
    @gets0410 4 роки тому +1

    3:00 Nah... Some of us believed since *March* that Doom Eternal could definitely run at 1000fps, because DigitalFoundry did reach 500fps at least.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому

      Would the human eye even notice 1000 frames? Lol

    • @ErebosGR
      @ErebosGR 4 роки тому +1

      @@JargonMadjin Because they weren't even displayed on screen. There is no monitor that can run at 1000 Hz natively.

    • @gets0410
      @gets0410 4 роки тому

      @@JargonMadjin the human eye won't.
      I'm Not a Framerate guy here... just saying we believed id software.

    • @JargonMadjin
      @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому

      @@gets0410 I mean if it's true it's pretty cool but kinda pointless if we wouldn't notice anyway

  • @MrSlimJimProductions
    @MrSlimJimProductions 4 роки тому

    I love how at 9:16, Falcon says "...which again," but the text shows "But you can!"
    lol

  • @Deedric_Kee
    @Deedric_Kee 4 роки тому +1

    Thanks for sharing that kidnapped story that was crazy,I'm glad she's o.k.

  • @gestaposantaclaus
    @gestaposantaclaus 2 роки тому

    “Not cool, guy”, that’s a bit of an understatement lol.

  • @unlyricallyrics4152
    @unlyricallyrics4152 4 роки тому

    That tall building typo is pretty damn funny

  • @ducksruleflorida4882
    @ducksruleflorida4882 4 роки тому +2

    Can I get a link to that channel in 6:36, please? Not sure why it isn't in the description if you featured it.