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- Опубліковано 8 вер 2024
- Nadia and Jake review Horizon: An American Saga Chapter 1 (2024).
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-Me, 2024.
saw the trailer for this movie today and said that exact thing. i've never felt so vindicated so quickly.
@@itsmebeter3538 i said that when i saw the trailer too
“He has the charisma of a tree trunk”, I’m going to be using that.
He said tree stump but same 😂
That describes every character in every Kevin Costner directed movie.
imagine how many waterworld sequels we could have had for that money.
I saw this on its opening night expecting to be the youngest person in the audience. I was technically correct because no one else was there.
I am unironically psyched to watch The Postman 2
oof
Unironic psycho
Waterworld 5
Kevin Costner's ego is unbelievable. In The Postman (1997) directed by and starring Kevin Costner, there is literally a scene where he shows up to a town of post-apocalyptic refugees and one of the guys there inexplicably begs Kevin Costner to impregnate his wife (followed by a sex scene). I'm not making this up and it's just as cringeworthy as it sounds especially once you realize he cast and likely wrote himself into that role.
Well, to be fair, that kind of happened in the book. One of the village people setup up a rendezvous between the protagonist and the wife
@@nerychristian I'd have to imagine the scene is less cringeworthy in the book. I think it becomes hilarious though once you realize that Kevin Costner is both the main character and the director of the film adaptation. Like, he knew what he was doing.
I always thought Kevin Costner was a great actor but an overrated director. The movies he's directed are overly long, sluggish pacing, and bland tone.
@@invaderzz What a weird thing to say... So he adapted the book and made the movie so he could cast himself in a sex scene ? That sounds like a lot of effort jus to get naked in front of 20 people and pretend to have sex.
"worst movie of the year" in a year when we had Madame Web, this is insane
Man carried the heat! Never seen Jake this pissed at a movie. It must have been truly awful.
actually, not. The movie is ok
@@thomascuriel7611 I enjoyed it. I'll check out the second chapter
Had some time to kill today and was looking at what to go see. Was considering this until I saw the half star review on Letterboxd…think I’ll wait for streaming if at all
The absolute ego required to get the financing to make 2 3-hour western epics and then be like no, that's just the first HALF of it absolutely boggles the mind
He used his own money it was a huge passion project lol
Not saying it’s good just saying I respect him for trying
It’s hard as fuck to make a film
@Lilbuckets2 I agree completely, but its also smart to keep your ambitious at a more reasonable level
On a very basic level: why does it have to be a film? It’s not especially interestingly shot enough to merit the big screen imo.
My uncle is the surgeon in the white suit, so I think it’s a masterpiece
I think the most disappointing takeaway for me is that it looks like television. That's a bummer.
I'll probably go to see it anyway.
I think you should
With all the talk of it costing $100 million, I was most surprised by how cheap it looked. Really don’t know where that money went.
Are you guys watching Yorgos's Kinds of Kindness would love to see your reactions
if it plays in our theater we might, but we dont love yorgos all that much haha
I have always felt Kevin Costner to be an underwhelming talent both in front of the camera and behind it. When I heard about this project, I was wondering if, perhaps, Kevin Costner has matured a bit and might have something interesting to show us. I appreciate you subjecting yourself to this disappointment for me.
I wanted to love this film so bad but Jake's review is so accurate. It's not just like, regular bad, its...confounding
You just reminded me of Dances with Wolves so I had to look up whether Costner had anything to do with the writing of that film? My instinct was correct! He directed and starred but didn’t write it because it was based on an existing book. That tells me everything I need to know about this multi part epic devised by Costner at the height of his ego being bruised while making Yellowstone. Ill give him credit like Francis Ford Coppola, both are at least putting up their own money to make these long gestating dream projects that no one seems to like? Lol
Same with Costner's last film he directed "Open Range" which is actually quite a good modern western film. He did not write it.
Thinking about cases where people say "you can't judge it too harshly, it's only chapter 1", I'm trying to think if there's ever been a case where the 2nd installment has made the crap 1st installment worth it? It seems to me that storytellers only make you wait for substance if there isn't any. Like someone telling a bailiff "I don't have the money, but I will tomorrow!" They'll never have the money!
Have you seen the film though? No, you haven't. So you really don't know if it's "crap" or not
Sadly, I mostly agree with you, although I’d give it a 5/10. I was never bored out of my mind, just mostly confused. 😂 - you nailed it though with having to do our homework and eat our vegetables in order to enjoy it.
I just got out of the theater. It’s like Jake took the words out of my head. Thank you!
This movie is so bad!
Top tier review
The thing that got me was that in the middle of the end “trailer/montage”, they stoped the montage, bring in the sound again and show Keven Costner shoot his rifle for a minute, making me think that the movie is going to continue like normal again, only to go back to the montage…
Western movies to watch instead of Horizon video?
might be fun!
•Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
•the Dollars Trilogy
•Django Unchained
•Tombstone
•Blazing Saddles
•High Noon
•Once Upon A Time in the West
•High Plains Drifter
•Two Mules for Sister Sarah
•Unforgiven
•3:10 to Yuma (2007)
•the Magnificent Seven (1960)
•Quigley Down Under
•True Grit (2010)
•Rango
•the Outlaw Josey Wales
Hondo
the man who shot liberty valance
The searchers
Rio Bravo
The cowboys
True grit original
The shootist
Silverado (which stars a young Kevin Costner) amazing movie.
The Good The Bad and The Ugly, The Hateful 8, The Proposition, The Wild Bunch, Buck and The Preacher
This is an honest review!
Since you guys liked Godzilla Minus One, I recommend the original from 1954. When understanding the social and political context of the time, it’s pretty much a masterpiece!
I tried watching it. But turned it off after a few minutes. It looks too dated for me
@@nerychristianBad take.
y'all gotta watch Ren Faire. I wanna hear your thoughts. I think you'd love it
I was also really looking forward to this .. I usually don't mind going to see a bad movie if not just for the tasty popcorn but dang, maybe I better pass
Don't listen to Jake. "Horizon" is good old-fashioned entertainment. Bring a blanket and settle in. You get your money's worth
This has to be the most honest and authentic movie review for a bad movie that I have ever seen. Thanks for giving a real movie review.
It's exagerated. The Modern public isn't adapted to old-fashioned movies
I don’t think the reviewer has watched dances with wolves. Sad how many people under 35 haven’t. It’s a masterpiece. There is a reason it was put away in a vault by the US Library of Congress in 2007.
he fell into the common trope of any terrible multi part "epic": making Part 1 a boring Act 1-set up/character slog fest with little of the actual momentum or progression.
A Part 1 like should be it's own story with beginning, middle, and end that leaves you wanting to see where the characters go further and how the world might develop (weird saying that about America lol) but instead it was a collection of scenes that felt like filler scenes in a western, which is the worst kind of filler.
I can't even imagine trying to come up with a structure for a screenplay with a subject as broad as this so I totally understand why it's so aimless; what do you even do with this premise like "4- Part Frontier America Epic" that doesn't simply turn into a conventional western? It's clear this wasn't a "story idea" anyone had and more of a "filmmaking idea"
I hate to say it as much as I dislike him, but he probably should have gotten Taylor Sheridan to come in and structure it maybe add some characterization and themes throughout. Heaven's Gate has more cohesion than this and that's an issue.
If you're against the idea of "TV as a movie," then why suggest bringing in a TV writer?
Put aside your expectations and just settle into the movie and it's actually pretty fun and satisfying
@ResistanceQuest Sheridan to me is better known for writing Wind River, Sicario, and Hell or High Water.
Yes he wrote Yellowstone but to me he's primarily a screenwriter who specializes in modern westerns
I've never seen Yellowstone so idk maybe he fell off hard in the 2020s but he was a rising star of the 2010s imo
@ResistanceQuest there really is a cope going on with this movie and I hate that because it's so trite and pointless but people stick up for it for.... some reason.
I love westerns and Frontier movies so maybe I just want something good and not basic because I'm actually a fan of these types of movies usually and this is like a bottom barrel example
Very divisive film. Half the reviews are overwhelmingly negative. Half are overwhelmingly positive. I loved it. 5/5 for me.
Man Carrying Westerns: I think I’m going to leave this one here
My dad dragged me to this and I fell asleep shortly after the opening action scene. I cannot tell you what happened after that. This movie is like a half-remembered dream and I saw it Thursday night. My dad’s review was “It should have been a TV show”.
I could not agree more. Even if the future chapters somehow magically correct every wrong and are able to develop strong characters and a decent story (which I highly doubt they will), then why even bother with this first chapter ever again? Why would anyone in their right mind ever return to rewatch this one? It still provides the audience with next to nothing. It's crazy to think that Costner had this property since the 80s, apparently, and was so passionate and hellbent about getting this movie made and having people see it. After having a script FOR DECADES, we end up with this giant, shallow nothing burger. I truly don't know what was going through the man's mind in justifying somehow thinking people would enjoy this.
Kevin Costner left Yellowstone so he could make it at home 4 times.
While I appreciate the review, I had a completely different experience. I loved this movie and the three hour length just zoomed by for me. I was engaged with all the storylines and I'm all in for part 2. I get why some people may not like this movie, but for me it checked all the boxes and I didn't think it looked crappy at all. I'm in.
Word up to this
I enjoyed it. Ready for Chapter 2.
lol!!! We walked out too!!!😅
I have a weakness for Westerns, but after I saw it was part 1 of a 2-part saga and it clocks in at a ridiculous 3hrs, I tapped out. I feel sorry for all the Yellowstone fans rn 😂
They're filming Part 3 right now with a Part 4 planned apparently. So it's a 4 part saga.
@@meat.popsicle oh geez...
Why complain about the length? Movies cost 49,000 dollars these days. More length (as long as it's not complete and utter garbage) = more value
My cynicism about this new Kevin Costner endeavor seems justified now. I couldn’t help but roll my eyes when I first saw the trailer and multi-film rollout.
Yeah, when I first saw the trailer I thought it looked shallow and artificial. Like someone trying to imitate a western movie
@@nerychristian YUPPP
so its cowboy rebel moon?
Ok, not watching this review cus I'm yet to see the movie. But as a big fan of Costners westerns the trailer for this looks excellent and I've been very excited to see it, so this title is crazy to see. Check back next week lol.
i genuinely hope you have a good time!
@@womancarryingman I hope so to, it cannot be worse than Madame Web and Argylle surely?
Let your guard down just a tad, leave your expectations at the door, and you'll have a really good time. Gosh bless
@@womancarryingman I did enjoy this movie and disagree with Jake as I think it looks good but I fully agree it's just a tv show lol. So many plot threats and maybe only 1 has some kind of climax, pretty harsh offense to sell this as a full movie. Still, I did enjoy it and want to see part 2.
Gonna rewatch Open Range.
If you want a great western, Silverado (1985) is one of my favorites
@@EthanButler me too. Love that movie.
definitely recommend The Bikeriders if you guys can see it!
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was naively anticipating this. What a stinker.
Don't listen to Jake. It's a fun old-fashioned three-hour western movie. You get your money's worth and then some. People need to just let down their "I'm too cool for school" guard and they can enjoy themselves a lot more
Just sayin
@@ResistanceQuest oh, I saw it opening day. It sucked, dude.
@@ResistanceQuestyou’re absolutely right. People just have the attention span of an ant
Have you watched Dances with Wolves though? It’s a masterpiece. It didn’t just win best picture it swept the Oscar’s. 7 academy awards and 3 golden globes. Timeless.
Couldn't disagree more I loved this film and old fashioned western that's not a reboot or a superhero movie.
i very much enjoyed this rant hahaha
Same
would be so funny if the second movie is like a cinematic masterpiece
I totally agree with your criticism of this "movie" ---- to be honest this felt like a tv show that got the plug pulled and to save some of the money - they cut together a bunch of scenes and called it a movie..........the end of chapter 1 felt like a montage commercial for an upcoming HBO series ---- I feel sorry for anyone that rented this piece of shit for $19.99 or paid good money to see this in a theater. I really loved Dances with Wolves and OPEN RANGE was a great sleeper film...... Horizon was crap.
I am a huge Kevin Costner fan and I just came back from seeing this film and thought it was horrible. My husband and I couldn't wait for the end. It was just really bad. Also, I thought it was bizarre that he used his sons name for his character.
The movie should be re-structured and re-focused. This film has perspective of a drone hovering above the events and no overarching strong plot point which would join them.
I'm fine with some movies setting up and already making sequels, but who tf asked for two of these movies, let alone four?! It brings into question how satisfying any of these are as individual films.
You guys should consider checking out The Bikeriders. It made for a decent date movie. It’s nothing too deep but Jodie Comer and Tom Hardy are crazy good in it and there are some interesting choices made. And no one is really talking about it so I want more videos discussing it lol.
Worst movie review I ever saw. Horizon is a layered and incredible movie with a compelling story to tell. The main character is the "the old west" but you don't get it.
Clueless.. starts it off with saying theres no plot.. the plot was in front of him..
Can’t see the forest through the trees on this review.
This review is perfect, everything you said , I couldn't have said it better myself.
As the only human being in a comment section who has a middle of the road opinion on anything the truth is it was a bloated convoluted mess with two cool scenes the opening raid and the hot english wife bathing (sorry to offend people who dont like a bit of female nudity in a male directed film )One standout performance from Sam Worthington a actor ive never understood why he was pushed as a rising star for so long but i guess hes a good actor in very old fashioned 50s style romance scenes where a bit of cheesy overacting makes sense almost . That being said i would not call it a bad movie more of a movie that fell on its own ambitions then again it really was just three first acts so i will watch the sequels but im not that excited about them ,
Woman Carrying Man Carrying The Most Awful Take Of The Year
explain; most awful take of the Year? lol
@@dreamer5687 Coming away from Horizon thinking it is "the worst of the year" (or even "bad") is insanity. A lot of the "points" made in this feel like they are coming from someone who stopped paying attention less than an hour in, and the rest amount to "THIS DIDN'T UNFOLD LIKE A USUAL MOVIE AND I AM MAD ABOUT IT" or"KEVIN COSTER HAS AN EGO AND I AM MAD ABOUT IT FOR SOME REASON". Like, if you watch Horrizon and go "yeah, not for me" that's totally fine, but to try and paint a picture that is some objectivly terrible slop is just silly.
Part of me wanted this to be some kind of amazing film. But I'm not really surprised. I've never thought much of Costner as an actor or a director. The man is like the human embodiment of a late Friday afternoon yawn, just before facing some grueling traffic, heading home from a rough week at work.
But I do love a good Western, so I was hoping...maybe just a little bit, that this would be a surprise.
Go See It! Don't let this rain on your western parade. It's a fun long entertaining movie. Jake, as smart as he is, is mistaken
Needs a couple more stories to make it like a western short cuts
People are suprised George Miller is 80 because he doesn't make movies that an 80 year old is expected to make.
This movie tho seems exactly what you would expect from an 80 year old guy and no i will not check how old Kevin Costner is
I liked it, but Jake is right about a lot of these criticisms. It looks like a cheap TV show, and after 3 hours there’s still hardly any plot at all. Instead of making 4 movies each telling 25% of 4 different stories, he maybe should’ve just made 4 movies each telling 100% of their own story.
Honestly I liked it, surprised by all the bad reviews. Definitely setting up the future films and not a true climax.
Amen
This sounds like Heaven’s Gate but if it was terrible and if they decided to make three more of them.
Ive heard very mixed things about this film. I've heard some people loved it and some people didn't.
There may be only three ‘chapters”. Only two are actually dated.
I don’t know why this wasn’t a mini-series? I wanted to like this but its just 3 hours of set up for next one.
it isn’t though
You’re not the target. The movie is great. Can’t wait for part two.
Considering how badly this movie has bombed it doesnt have any target audience except you alone apparently.
There's no accounting for ignorance......I found this movie to be epic. No CGI which you people can't appreciate a movie without. Itx authentic, it's pace is mellow but it's dramatic, traumatic. It's your history of how America came to be, the struggles of your forefathers or don't you get it? This movie is surely setting the scene for the movies to come? I'm invested and looking forward to the following chapter. Perhaps it's one shortcoming is it needs a written introduction on screen for those who need to be spoon-fed as to what the movie is about.
Wow, what a super pretentious comment.
@ZUIKMedia Sorry that you think so. Its easy to critcise someone's hard work from the comfort of an armchair. There are two types of people in this world: the talkers and the doers. I know which ones I favour .
@@ZUIKMediaWhy would be pretentious ? The guy is just gave him opinion
Man carrying pure hatred.
Man ranting about thing
Just from the clips it looks like a TV movie.
Kevin Costner made a sleeping pill. I will highly recommend this.
UA-cam 101 it’s either the best movie ever or worst movie ever no In between .
Too bad the sex scene was cut in Saudi arabia, I didn't even know it existed
so weird because it’s such a nothing sex scene, it’s like 30 seconds of her mounting him
You didn’t miss anything important
This was bad on every single level. It drags, it’s generic, basic, and boring. Every time a new character popped up I was like who are you??
It’s so Yellowstone coded
Baller
I'm sorry, this whole time his names been Jake and not "many carrying"????
Man carrying gen Z title just dropped. This reviews gives argylle vibes lol. Anyways week 8 saying you guys should chekc out ryusuke hamaguchi:)
Oh... I enjoyed it.
I think you two should swap chairs!?
Like, that's a, like, long, like, movie. Costner, like, is, like...
I enjoyed the movie
I liked it a lot but I didn't love it
Judging solely from his interviews I feel like Costner wants to make a Western where the white people are the good guys and the Indians are the bad guys but he feels like he has to throw in a scene showing the Indians aren't completely bad guys because then people will get mad at him but it's half hearted.
I would just point out that you're taking a royal dump on a non-IP, largely independently funded auteur film that's trying to do something even remotely different by having a four-part structure.
Why do that? You're convincing people not to go see the exact type of movie we all bitch and moan to see more of.
Unnecessary and mean-spirited
Maybe you could watch a different creator owned IP that isn't over 3 hours long and is actually great. I'm sure that they exist.
If a movie sucks a movie sucks bro. We shouldn't give it brownie points for sucking just because of the circumstances in which it was made. He could have funded a better movie.
Democrats and Lefties hate this show.
This show is not a traditional movie or story. This is his Magnus Opus with his own money behind it. He understands Westward Expansion and appreciates the old movies as well as anyone.
It’s a tribute to all of that. You remind me of the weak artist not understanding the need to work and help the others. I feel badly for your girl.
It’s a slow story as intended.
Go watch as someone wanting to understand that human struggle and the history. Then comment.
Sounds like a fedora with arms wrote this
🤡🧌💩👆
Kevin Costner is overrated, one of the most borign actors ever
The fact that you're saying the movie "just dropped" makes me think you're not exactly the target audience in the first place
Kevins Gate
You just hate classic westerns
17:24
Western is dead for decades...
He literally mentioned numerous westerns that were better than this one bro. We all watched the video stop lying.
@@DiegoLombardPaohe clearly doesn’t like them. Dances with Wolves he mentions but never said he watched. Best Western of all time.