Titus Lemonade Song Full HD - "Hold Up" Parody - Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt

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  • @TomWDW1
    @TomWDW1 7 років тому +12099

    He should win an Emmy for this performance alone.

    • @marchbros-bk9hp
      @marchbros-bk9hp 7 років тому +156

      T D I thought the same. He's been snubbed every year and if they submit this episode because they do give awards for performances in a single episode at the Emmy Awards, he will win. He needs to. If he doesn't I'm going to be so upset.

    • @musicaltheatergeek79
      @musicaltheatergeek79 7 років тому +59

      He hasn't been snubbed. That implies that he was ignored, which he wasn't. He's been nominated the past two years but just failed to win. A snub would be if he hadn't been nominated yet.

    • @whodatninja439
      @whodatninja439 7 років тому +57

      Nope a snub can also mean he lost, undeservedly

    • @t.n3808
      @t.n3808 7 років тому +5

      Agreed. @titusburges

    • @ashtonb7931
      @ashtonb7931 7 років тому +68

      T D Beyoncé was also snubbed at the Emmys for Lemonade. Smh. Deserved to win like the Grammys.

  • @jackwilson3303
    @jackwilson3303 7 років тому +2850

    "When you take a sip of water and it turns out to be sprite."😂😂

  • @astrowiz3544
    @astrowiz3544 7 років тому +4011

    An episode later at Lillian's council meeting, they say there's reports of a caped man who destroyed three fire hydrants 😂

    • @katelynferline6010
      @katelynferline6010 6 років тому +45

      Lol 😂 😂😂😂

    • @cameront5721
      @cameront5721 6 років тому +142

      "Here are some things that I have never seen in a room"

    • @aeyelashbug6311
      @aeyelashbug6311 3 роки тому +129

      I like those subtle references to earlier episodes. Like when there's a newspaper that says "Cindy Lauper still at large" and there's a photo of Lillian when she tried to get into that club and accidentally killed someone

    • @oswaldoleyvabalanzar382
      @oswaldoleyvabalanzar382 3 роки тому +6

      JAJAJAJA It's true!!!

    • @monikerprince
      @monikerprince 3 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @HoboRoadshow7
    @HoboRoadshow7 3 роки тому +1225

    The fact that Mikey got a Tilda Swinton decal on his truck to try to seem straight is one of my favourite jokes in the series.

    • @idontwantahandlethough
      @idontwantahandlethough 2 роки тому +50

      i didn't get that until you spelled it out for me. Thanks lol that's hilarious. She _is_ quite handsome!

    • @clockworkNate
      @clockworkNate 2 роки тому +6

      Or he just thought she was a dude 😂

    • @0MGmarCKY
      @0MGmarCKY Рік тому

      I just figured cuz he’s gay he doesn’t know what a straight guy would find attractive. In the words of Benjamin button, she is as plain as paper

    • @annemargaretreyes4867
      @annemargaretreyes4867 11 місяців тому

      Same here 😂😂😂

  • @apenguinnamedabraham
    @apenguinnamedabraham 7 років тому +3547

    I'm trying to pinpoint the exact moment when this stops just being a funny parody and becomes ABSOLUTE FIRE

    • @apenguinnamedabraham
      @apenguinnamedabraham 7 років тому +67

      The current guess is 1:02?

    • @em4798
      @em4798 7 років тому +213

      apenguinnamedabraham it's 0:00

    • @TheClassictvfan
      @TheClassictvfan 7 років тому +57

      apenguinnamedabraham its the second he turns the corner. The shot of the boots then the outfit priceless.

    • @jennyparsons8076
      @jennyparsons8076 7 років тому +74

      My cat's name is Mikey and I sing this to him all the time and he's so confused.

    • @jennyparsons8076
      @jennyparsons8076 7 років тому +8

      I meant this as a general comment not a reply... oops

  • @Bagel_Muncher0
    @Bagel_Muncher0 3 роки тому +1339

    Lillian's dancing just get's me everytime. Girl's living her best life and we stan.

  • @Aishyo
    @Aishyo 7 років тому +3886

    But when he flipped that invisible wig YAS

  • @decres
    @decres 7 років тому +1063

    1st season: unbreakable kimmy schmidt
    2nd season: unbreakable kimmy schmidt
    3rd season: unbreakable tituss andromedon

  • @Littlezeekers
    @Littlezeekers 7 років тому +3215

    Absolutely the best scene of season three, so far...

    • @prestonwaters3464
      @prestonwaters3464 7 років тому +54

      Zachary Velasquez favorite screne on TV this year.

    • @pennylane8335
      @pennylane8335 7 років тому +47

      Zachary Velasquez that and the scene where jacqueline says she went to a university for a year and kimmy is like what university did you go to? And Jacqueline says Trump University... GOOOOOOO PRICKS! 😂😂😂😂 I love Janes part in kimmy and I loved her sooooo much as Jenna in 30 Rock! This is one of the best written shows out there! Tina Fey can do no wrong !!!

    • @emanmohan74
      @emanmohan74 7 років тому +3

      Zachary Velasquez i feel.like this season is by far the best one

    • @Unseriousblkgirl
      @Unseriousblkgirl 7 років тому +1

      what show is this?

    • @neljosephmozol9253
      @neljosephmozol9253 7 років тому +19

      Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt on Netflix

  • @melanicordova5629
    @melanicordova5629 6 років тому +2731

    I want a boyfriend named Michael just so I can sing this to him.

    • @melanicordova5629
      @melanicordova5629 6 років тому +136

      And dance like Lillian while doing so.

    • @frankiecollins9150
      @frankiecollins9150 6 років тому +74

      Id let a boyfriend named Micheal cheat on me if I got to sing this all the time

    • @redique
      @redique 4 роки тому +14

      Honestly same, although my best friend is also named Michael so would probably get confusing XD

    • @rebeccahopkins9522
      @rebeccahopkins9522 4 роки тому +16

      Be careful. My ex husband is named Michael. Bad news. 😂

    • @beatrixxanarchy
      @beatrixxanarchy 4 роки тому +3

      Honestly samexDD

  • @helenakneaul1606
    @helenakneaul1606 7 років тому +4608

    can lemonading be a thing now because it looks like fun

    • @RAch711baby
      @RAch711baby 7 років тому +298

      Ellen Kneaul if you ever had a someone cheat on you by all means you have every right to Lemonade that person

    • @JessT
      @JessT 7 років тому +15

      Ellen Kneaul yes! Let's make it one

    • @dimaggiolewis
      @dimaggiolewis 7 років тому +7

      aka a lemonade moment

    • @DairunCates
      @DairunCates 7 років тому +136

      I mean, you technically CAN, but you're probably going to jail.

    • @tierneytellsstories
      @tierneytellsstories 7 років тому +17

      only Beyonce can get away with it because Beyonce is QUEEN

  • @JeanaeJonesPlanningAvonHome
    @JeanaeJonesPlanningAvonHome 4 роки тому +454

    What worst, being heartbroke or roach bit?
    Heartbroke or roach bit?
    Or like, seeing you in your outfit
    I GAVE YOU THAT OUTFIT
    I'd rather be roach bit!

  • @Bloooooooooooppp
    @Bloooooooooooppp 7 років тому +2005

    He's the best thing about this series. I'm glad they let him show is comedic and music talent on this show. I'm here for a spin off!

    • @frankiecollins9150
      @frankiecollins9150 6 років тому +34

      Glenn Thompson if he wasn’t on the show they would lose an entire demographic, how else would us gays relate?

    • @davidgalan2140
      @davidgalan2140 4 роки тому +32

      @@frankiecollins9150 honestly i relate to Lillian the most

    • @kadendabacon.2853
      @kadendabacon.2853 4 роки тому +10

      And Lillian

    • @weregoat529
      @weregoat529 3 роки тому +15

      He does have the voice of an Angel.

    • @floridaredfishin8209
      @floridaredfishin8209 3 роки тому +2

      @@frankiecollins9150 oh for fucks sake

  • @rickydillon
    @rickydillon 7 років тому +4658

    im so obsessed with this lol

  • @NomadAngie
    @NomadAngie 4 роки тому +369

    1. Why is this better than the original?
    2. Titus is the reason I answer "maybe" when someone asks me a question and I don't want to deal with.

  • @AdvantageousAngie
    @AdvantageousAngie 7 років тому +2309

    best. parody. ever

    • @kyishawashere7133
      @kyishawashere7133 7 років тому +20

      Angie Brodland I'm saying

    • @KillJoy_Since2017
      @KillJoy_Since2017 7 років тому +2

      Angie Brodland
      Yeah it is

    • @wolfpack3847
      @wolfpack3847 7 років тому +1

      Angie Brodland ikrrrr

    • @mnf2139
      @mnf2139 7 років тому +9

      This is *NOT* parody, its original!

    • @Juju-jm9wd
      @Juju-jm9wd 6 років тому +2

      Muhd Nabil I believe the original creator is Beyoncé. This is just a joke, meant to be funny.

  • @matcha4
    @matcha4 7 років тому +399

    Michael: Wait Titus, you're back from the cruise?
    Titus: Maybe.
    *Explosion in he background*
    That explosion made me die of laughter! XD

  • @quintoncurtis2413
    @quintoncurtis2413 7 років тому +3097

    lol Lillian is me at parties

  • @babyhag
    @babyhag 6 років тому +132

    the *shor or orts* gets me every. single. time.

    • @DeweeGrrl2020
      @DeweeGrrl2020 3 роки тому +3

      I was reading your comment right as he sang it 😂

  • @angelmena2178
    @angelmena2178 7 років тому +5338

    Did you hear Beyonce made a cover of this song? sadly is not as good

    • @shelbiwilson1186
      @shelbiwilson1186 6 років тому +103

      Angel Mena why isn’t this guy a bigger star he is amazing. 👍

    • @rogerfrezevolt7823
      @rogerfrezevolt7823 5 років тому +11

      This is the parody

    • @wayfaring_stranger2215
      @wayfaring_stranger2215 5 років тому +136

      @@rogerfrezevolt7823 bitch...

    • @azulpanthervids478
      @azulpanthervids478 5 років тому +132

      @@rogerfrezevolt7823 wooosh

    • @ceIIardoor
      @ceIIardoor 5 років тому +227

      @@rogerfrezevolt7823 no Roger, the original song was created and produced by Titus Records in 1997. Beyonce heard it and she ended up liking the flow so much that she asked Titus if she could record it. All this info is available in Beyonce's True Hollywood Story.

  • @rebeccahopkins9522
    @rebeccahopkins9522 4 роки тому +129

    “Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your short-ort-orts” SLAY GIRL, SLAY!!!

  • @rebeccabunga8365
    @rebeccabunga8365 7 років тому +3385

    my new workout song :) Apparently there's a Beyonce version too.. :P

    • @lilb783
      @lilb783 7 років тому +25

      Hahaha

    • @Ash_W04
      @Ash_W04 7 років тому +109

      RebeccaBunga It's not as good 😂

    • @Tdotpescot
      @Tdotpescot 7 років тому +96

      Titus making Beyoncé look basic!!

    • @grung3princ3ss_46
      @grung3princ3ss_46 7 років тому +14

      RebeccaBunga you're right you just have to imagine Mikey in front of you and start punching the air and then it's a really good exercise or you could dance

    • @aeris44
      @aeris44 7 років тому +230

      Beyonce' cover is good, but nothing beats the original! ;)

  • @notso.zenjen
    @notso.zenjen Рік тому +101

    "Wait, Titus, you're back from the cruise? Titus: "Maybe" 🤣 Kills me every time.

  • @breakfastglitter
    @breakfastglitter 7 років тому +2651

    I watched this scene maybe 20 times after I watched the episode and ummm I never noticed his baseball bat said "mayonnaise" lmao 😂 😂😂😂

    • @gumdropbullets
      @gumdropbullets 7 років тому +37

      Kqueen Killem best part lmao

    • @lavahead146
      @lavahead146 7 років тому +37

      Kqueen Killem mayonnaise in my bag swag 😂

    • @sheabutter9551
      @sheabutter9551 7 років тому +22

      Kqueen Killem It does??????? SHUT UP!!!! LMFAO!!! I NEVER NOTICED THAT. 😂😂😂😂😂. Mine would say "Ranch"

    • @lb283
      @lb283 7 років тому +13

      Is he eating expired mayonnaise when he's singing the Star Spangled Banner to the NFL owners? Thought it might've been frosting, but this detail is making me question...

    • @kaylennwiliiams8947
      @kaylennwiliiams8947 7 років тому +7

      Mine would say "BITCH YOU FUCKED UP STARBUCKS" but that's just me

  • @Klebin20
    @Klebin20 5 років тому +180

    Later on that episode, when he's breaking up with Mikey: "It's just one of the many small ways in wich I'm stronger than Beyoncé" (References: checked!)

  • @infamouskitten9366
    @infamouskitten9366 7 років тому +1626

    That explosion behind him LMFAOOOO

    • @JulianneHannes
      @JulianneHannes 7 років тому +49

      Infamous Kitten That was where I got soda up my nose from laughing too hard

    • @brown5uggaDugga
      @brown5uggaDugga 7 років тому +15

      Infamous Kitten I'm screaming 😂

    • @joshie3
      @joshie3 7 років тому +13

      brown5uggaDugga I can't breathe XD

    • @Grim528
      @Grim528 7 років тому +4

      Infamous Kitten yea that part killed me

    • @nachardi1837
      @nachardi1837 7 років тому +18

      Infamous Kitten when it appeares I SCREAMED

  • @lizodonnell9436
    @lizodonnell9436 7 років тому +104

    His voice at 2:07 gives me chills, I've probably rewinded and rewatched that part 1,000 + times.

  • @ethandlima1604
    @ethandlima1604 7 років тому +2119

    I always laugh at Lillian dancing

    • @emergencybowtie
      @emergencybowtie 7 років тому +21

      Ethan D'Lima makes the scene

    • @Alchemista420
      @Alchemista420 7 років тому +75

      Ethan D'Lima she definitely adds that je ne sais quoi to the whole thing 😂😂💀💀💀

    • @sierrasnider26
      @sierrasnider26 7 років тому +54

      Ethan D'Lima I adore her it's perfect when she swings her hair like that in slow mo !! :-) :-)

    • @mayayayayayayaaaaa
      @mayayayayayayaaaaa 7 років тому +5

      Omg I love it

    • @margaritam.9118
      @margaritam.9118 7 років тому +15

      I have long curly hair and from now and on I'm gonna dance just like that.

  • @theholyhorehay
    @theholyhorehay 4 роки тому +68

    My husbands name is Michael. I sing this to him a lot

  • @dylanj739
    @dylanj739 7 років тому +921

    "Wait your back from the cruise?" "Maybe?" 💥

  • @richardfoxpivencloward971
    @richardfoxpivencloward971 2 роки тому +28

    Every part of this is amazing, but that end, "Maybe." Kills me everytime!

  • @ItsJustEriq
    @ItsJustEriq 7 років тому +575

    "Never had the flyest tenor in the choir in your sho-or-orts." BITCH I CAN'T!

    • @sheabutter9551
      @sheabutter9551 7 років тому +9

      Eric Aurora I died!!😂😂😂😂

  • @dahliad4063
    @dahliad4063 7 років тому +28

    Titus is the best. He cracks me up every time, and the actor that plays him is genuinely talented.
    I hadn't heard of the actor before, aside from seen him on 30 rock a few times previous to starring on Kimmy Schmidt. When I heard him sing, my first thought was that Broadway would love this guy.
    apparently they do

  • @angelstewart4209
    @angelstewart4209 7 років тому +604

    "You know I'm not too feminite to cut me up a nerd "... 😂😂😂

    • @chesnolastname
      @chesnolastname 6 років тому +9

      Angel Stewart I came here to quote that. 😂❤️

  • @anniewilliams6561
    @anniewilliams6561 4 роки тому +112

    The Crips will think you’re in the Banana Boys! It’s a new gang. There weren’t any good colors left!

    • @BlameGinger101
      @BlameGinger101 4 роки тому +5

      Lmao good reference

    • @anniewilliams6561
      @anniewilliams6561 3 роки тому +1

      BlameitonGingerChan Lilian is what I aspire to be.

    • @faerieangeltaitai
      @faerieangeltaitai 3 роки тому +2

      Or names apparently

    • @elvickRULES
      @elvickRULES 3 роки тому +1

      @@faerieangeltaitai Sunshine Gang. Piss Posse… so many options with yellow! Lemon Lads.

  • @indigotears
    @indigotears 7 років тому +321

    Titus is a legend. I just binged season 3 and I'm having withdrawals already this show is so good!

  • @leandrotupas242
    @leandrotupas242 7 років тому +110

    Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Titus' baseball bat is named Mayaonnaise

  • @usernamenotinvaild
    @usernamenotinvaild 7 років тому +409

    why is this so Fucking good. I have played it 100 times. why can I not stop

    • @aribraar
      @aribraar 7 років тому +4

      usernamenotinvaild me tooo

    • @shelbiwilson1186
      @shelbiwilson1186 6 років тому

      usernamenotinvaild me actually 😉

    • @517vicki
      @517vicki 6 років тому

      usernamenotinvaild
      SAME!!!
      It gets better every time!
      Sorry Bey, this version is better!!!!!!!!!!

    • @samiksharaviraja5988
      @samiksharaviraja5988 2 роки тому +1

      True, I agree. But when you think of it- all that for nothing because he was wrong 😂

  • @xTelha
    @xTelha 4 роки тому +80

    All the moments of Titus “lemonading” are EPIC

  • @princesssadieloo
    @princesssadieloo 7 років тому +388

    New ringtone, just replaced Peeno Noir....
    I am also not too feminine to cut me up a nerd...Aww.. Titus, amazing on so many levels...

    • @kaseyshay
      @kaseyshay 7 років тому +6

      princesssadieloo he is seriously my favorite!

    • @nickbrew3071
      @nickbrew3071 7 років тому +9

      Boobs in California has to be your next ringtone

    • @emiliehiggins594
      @emiliehiggins594 7 років тому

      Didn't care for pino nior but I love Lemonading lol

  • @Cordy712
    @Cordy712 3 роки тому +28

    I watched this episode weeks ago and this song is still stuck in my head. "I ain't playing with you meatball"

  • @bokuwatoki5983
    @bokuwatoki5983 7 років тому +307

    that's it. I'm watching this show!

    • @user-oy6hk1gn7l
      @user-oy6hk1gn7l 7 років тому +4

      Go!

    • @hailey6645
      @hailey6645 7 років тому +17

      Bokuwa Toki it's AMAZING it's 12:20 right now and I just finished binging the whole new season and now I'm here watching parts of it again on UA-cam. 😂😂😂😂

    • @Golbezz1
      @Golbezz1  7 років тому +8

      I added the meemaw "ghost" song too. Check it out ua-cam.com/video/MAyJpRMFw4k/v-deo.html lol

    • @melissamendoza889
      @melissamendoza889 7 років тому +17

      YOU WILL NOT REGRET IT!

    • @caramama1731
      @caramama1731 7 років тому +3

      yes I'm about to watch the whole series from the beginning..the whole thing fuuuuuunny!!😊😊

  • @darians7736
    @darians7736 7 років тому +56

    Dude the thing about sipping sprite when you think its water is so real. Im SHOOK

  • @chaos_wtch7437
    @chaos_wtch7437 7 років тому +36

    "you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😂😂 just realised his hatred for nerds is a theme played throughout the season xD

  • @18touchdasky
    @18touchdasky 4 роки тому +25

    This came out 3 yrs ago but I keep coming back to it 😂😂😂

  • @FadouaO123
    @FadouaO123 7 років тому +228

    That explosion behind him though 😂😂😂

  • @silverkyre
    @silverkyre 4 роки тому +49

    Here I am 2 years later rewatching this.... It's so good
    "You know I'm not to feminine to cut me up a nerd." 😭😭😭😂😂😂

    • @ulkee1
      @ulkee1 3 роки тому +4

      That's my favorite part too! Lol

  • @vitalinformation1212
    @vitalinformation1212 7 років тому +159

    HE MUST WIN THE EMMY THIS YEAR ❤❤❤❤❤

  • @carriedraper2896
    @carriedraper2896 2 роки тому +33

    Titus is so underrated!!! He’s a freaking comedic genius!!

  • @NeonSunset23
    @NeonSunset23 7 років тому +158

    Im not playing wit cha meat BAWLL

  • @benjaminwambeke9458
    @benjaminwambeke9458 7 років тому +70

    I just love the "Summer Nights" instrumental playing in the back. It makes the whole thing.

    • @alie6413
      @alie6413 4 роки тому +3

      HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THAT

    • @passport3763
      @passport3763 3 роки тому +4

      The original Beyonce song samples Enya and I just caught that this one IS Summer Nights because of the singing

    • @guineawuv
      @guineawuv 3 роки тому

      OMG, I didn't notice that. 🤣

    • @davidserlin8097
      @davidserlin8097 Рік тому

      @@passport3763 actually, the original by Beyoncé samples the song “can’t get used to losing you” by Andy Williams. It’s not Enya.

  • @heyheyjuliet6983
    @heyheyjuliet6983 7 років тому +135

    I hadn't heard the original. But I saw this episode and this watched the original. I like this better

  • @amandacollins5176
    @amandacollins5176 3 роки тому +24

    That "Ohhhh it's such a shame!" Is my favorite part. I could listen to that on repeat for hours

  • @labelleterre9887
    @labelleterre9887 7 років тому +27

    "I tried to change to be sweeter, prettier, less gassy" titus is all of us.

  • @mollyfoxxx
    @mollyfoxxx 3 роки тому +65

    All 3 of his Beyoncé covers are iconic. This one is incredible, that hair flip, but his brief cover of “All Night” is beautiful. How I can feel so much emotion while someone sings about zoodles as two alcoholics robots make out, I don’t know, but sometimes pop songs don’t really rhyme. 🤷🏽‍♀️

  • @dhenry2010
    @dhenry2010 7 років тому +133

    "You're back from the cruise?" "Maybe." 😂😂

  • @angelgr696
    @angelgr696 7 років тому +1

    I'm OBSESSED with this.

  • @ramjet94
    @ramjet94 7 років тому +498

    I think this is better than the Beyoncé song. I like the more uptempo beat and faster tone.

    • @annalambert7577
      @annalambert7577 7 років тому +7

      Ramjet94 definitely!!!

    • @Lolo-zf2wm
      @Lolo-zf2wm 7 років тому +29

      Ramjet94 No

    • @emilycraft7541
      @emilycraft7541 7 років тому +33

      Ramjet94 well Beyoncé doesn't sing to the beat in her song so it's extremely hard to listen to

    • @Littlezeekers
      @Littlezeekers 7 років тому +2

      Totes!

    • @pirateking3465
      @pirateking3465 7 років тому +2

      Ramjet94 I hope you're joking😐

  • @theesniper3716
    @theesniper3716 5 років тому +38

    0:56 did anyone else see him toss back his imaginary hair

  • @anavera9126
    @anavera9126 7 років тому +652

    Titus is my spirit animal❤️

    • @res123190gamer
      @res123190gamer 7 років тому +2

      Ana Vera same

    • @morgan5562
      @morgan5562 6 років тому +1

      i thought it said Sprite animal idk why

  • @rebeccahopkins9522
    @rebeccahopkins9522 7 років тому +23

    By Mennen. Classic. Also, he almost laughs at the tenor and shorts lyric; it's great to see, hear and feel the joy and passion Titus Burgess brings to this role. A role he was born to play. And that voice of his-transformative. If this doesn't get him the Emmy it will be outright robbery.

  • @andrewhendricks375
    @andrewhendricks375 7 років тому +372

    These three downvoters are evil people.

    • @IndigoPhoenix21
      @IndigoPhoenix21 7 років тому +21

      Andrew Hendricks They're probably named Michael.

    • @Ishmonkey
      @Ishmonkey 7 років тому +22

      Or Jeorff

    • @davidbrick1260
      @davidbrick1260 7 років тому +19

      They don't currr.

    • @hyeu9811
      @hyeu9811 7 років тому +6

      Lindy Sherwood lol I just watched that episode

    • @adisbern
      @adisbern 7 років тому +7

      i dun cuhr

  • @jamesgazeley
    @jamesgazeley 4 роки тому +116

    So I'm back from actually listening to the original. This sounds better.

    • @imasinnerimasaint
      @imasinnerimasaint 4 роки тому +6

      Me too. This is tons better than Beyonce's version.

    • @samigiger1964
      @samigiger1964 4 роки тому +6

      Soooo much better. Seriously, the upbeat melody and lyrics were awesome compared to Beyonce's dull performance

    • @imasinnerimasaint
      @imasinnerimasaint 4 роки тому +5

      @@samigiger1964 I honestly couldn't even be bothered listening to all of Beyonce's song. It was boring, not catchy, couldn't sing or bop to it, and without the emotive quality that, say, classical music has. It was just... completely bland. I don't get why everyone was so excited about it.

    • @anjel130
      @anjel130 4 роки тому +4

      I literally thought you guys were trolling, but you guys are so right😭😭😂

    • @imasinnerimasaint
      @imasinnerimasaint 4 роки тому

      @@anjel130 right?!

  • @julian970420
    @julian970420 7 років тому +37

    I will never get over this. 2:05 Titus realizing there's a security camera lmao

  • @AreteZoe
    @AreteZoe 2 роки тому +10

    hes still the greatest. the fucking hair flip just has me dying

  • @EmceeMahogany
    @EmceeMahogany 7 років тому +65

    😂😂😂😂😂 I swear I've watched this 1000 times this is the funniest Emmy worthy scene

  • @razorsandvines
    @razorsandvines 2 роки тому +5

    I have this on my toolbar on my desktop. It never ceases to bring me joy!

  • @saponaliteraria
    @saponaliteraria 3 роки тому +22

    Lyrics
    Hold Up
    Titus Andromedon
    [Intro - Spoken]
    I tried to change
    To be...sweeter
    Prettier
    Less...gassy
    I slept on a cot next to a towel
    Shaped like a swan wearing my sunglasses
    And plugged my seasick portal with pages from the Holy Book
    But all the while...were you cheating on me?
    [Chorus]
    Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
    Back up! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
    Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
    [Verse 1]
    Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right
    Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be Sprite
    I know your secret, and now I regret ever helping you out your closet
    Is this what I deserve? I took you at your word
    You know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd
    [Refrain]
    What's worse?
    Being heart broke or roach bit?
    Heart broke or roach bit?
    Or like, seeing you in your outfit?
    I gave you that outfit
    I'd rather be roach bit
    [Chorus]
    Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
    For real! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
    Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
    [Verse 2]
    Imagine for a moment that you never came on out
    To yourself, still on the shelf
    Still had that dartboard in your house
    Never made it out of Queens
    Still out there playing all them sports
    Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your shor-or-orts
    Would dudes be into you? Nope
    Them gays would spoof on you, goof on you
    I know that opposites attract
    So I find you and fix your hair
    [Chorus]
    Hell no, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Meatball
    For real, I ain't playing with you, Mikey
    Michael, I am angry with you mister
    [Bridge]
    Whoa-oah!
    It's such a shame you let this meerkat go to waste
    I always keep it nice-nice-no-fuss, grind-his-owies on the bus
    Like, where's my feet?
    You rub my feet, and then we watch a cop-type show

    • @dee8722
      @dee8722 Рік тому +1

      Thankyou ! 😄
      Eta: I might be wrong but I thought it was "grinding sideways on the bus" or "grind it sideways on the bus" :)

  • @lollipopcorndog
    @lollipopcorndog 9 місяців тому +6

    This show was too underrated.

  • @smeltikozuyesmelti
    @smeltikozuyesmelti 3 роки тому +28

    I swear this is one of the greatest shows ever created, lol

  • @fitz8923
    @fitz8923 Рік тому +64

    As a queer man, "you know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd" resonates so much with me.

  • @andreadominguez1685
    @andreadominguez1685 4 роки тому +26

    lillians dancing is everything

  • @nathalieli7617
    @nathalieli7617 2 роки тому +7

    Anyone else watching this in April 2022? Titus needs his own damn show!!!!

  • @camerongurganus3926
    @camerongurganus3926 3 роки тому +524

    I just realized the banana boys high fives Titus cause he’s wearing their colors 😂 lmfaoooo

    • @jollyfighter7319
      @jollyfighter7319 3 роки тому +94

      All the good colors where already taken.

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond 3 роки тому +76

      I NEVER REALISED IT WAS THE BANANA BOYS 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @carlamartinez6977
      @carlamartinez6977 2 роки тому +5

      😂😂😂😂omg

    • @Thehouseoffail
      @Thehouseoffail 2 роки тому +36

      What cracks me up is that we see them again later in the song, but now they have mysteriously aquired brass instruments to back Titus up. Like they went "One of our own is lemonading? Yo, we gotta represent!".

    • @clockworkNate
      @clockworkNate 2 роки тому +1

      @JollyFighter731 Wait ... where were they taken? 😄

  • @Isis.Energy
    @Isis.Energy 7 років тому +78

    heartbroke or roach bit 😂😂😂😂

  • @kaitealattes
    @kaitealattes 4 роки тому +30

    Ok but can we talk about how tituss was never in crazy ex girlfriend?

  • @Ash_W04
    @Ash_W04 7 років тому +80

    Added this to my favorite songs playlist 😂

    • @fabricio2726
      @fabricio2726 7 років тому +4

      Ash Westbrook me too😂😂

    • @matcha4
      @matcha4 7 років тому +2

      Ash Westbrook Same!

    • @Landosmojo188
      @Landosmojo188 7 років тому +1

      Sorry accidentally clicked dislike, but I can't fine it in Spotify 😫😫😫

  • @iggycamdon
    @iggycamdon Рік тому +8

    Carol Kane deserved an Emmy for a show just on her dancing alone.

  • @christier6843
    @christier6843 7 років тому +23

    Lillian dancing is just the icing on the cake!

  • @drangel1345
    @drangel1345 Рік тому +7

    I love how these girls knew whay he was doing and were supportive. 1:49. Like go off king

  • @DigiDestined55X
    @DigiDestined55X 7 років тому +19

    "In other news, all the fire hydrants in the city have to be replaced after being smashed by a man in a yellow cape." 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheManofTomorrow2013
    @TheManofTomorrow2013 4 роки тому +12

    This performance was everything

  • @yes-ke4dg
    @yes-ke4dg 2 роки тому +13

    Titus is the definition of iconic

  • @jellyfish7113
    @jellyfish7113 3 роки тому +11

    This show is so underrated. It’s sooo good!

  • @solarys9123
    @solarys9123 7 років тому +43

    This man is a treasure.

  • @Tiffanynoneur
    @Tiffanynoneur Рік тому +5

    I use to live on India street in Brooklyn where they filmed this ❤

  • @WDFilms25
    @WDFilms25 7 років тому +167

    Lillian is the best

  • @tonydarre9954
    @tonydarre9954 Рік тому +5

    "You're back from the cruise?"... "Maybe"

  • @haileye8174
    @haileye8174 7 років тому +147

    1:11 & 1:31 Lillian's amazing dance moves ❤

  • @bungolowfunguhlow
    @bungolowfunguhlow Рік тому +8

    Doesn't matter if you're gay or straight. This is powerful as hell and slaps hard. 👏👏👏

  • @mzjackson88
    @mzjackson88 7 років тому +21

    Lillian was getting down lol, I love this!!

  • @leela69
    @leela69 2 роки тому +10

    Lyrics
    I tried to change
    To be...sweeter
    Prettier
    Less...gassy
    I slept on a cot next to a towel
    Shaped like a swan wearing my sunglasses
    And plugged my seasick portal with pages from the Holy Book
    But all the while...were you cheating on me?
    Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
    Back up! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
    Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
    Something don't taste right, cause it ain't right
    Like when you take a sip of water and it turns out to be Sprite
    I know your secret, and now I regret ever helping you out your closet
    Is this what I deserve? I took you at your word
    You know I'm not too feminine to cut me up a nerd
    What's worse?
    Being heart broke or roach bit?
    Heart broke or roach bit?
    Or like, seeing you in your outfit?
    I gave you that outfit
    I'd rather be roach bit
    Hell nah, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Michael
    For real! I ain't playing with you, Meatball
    Michael, I'm not playing with you, Meatball
    Imagine for a moment that you never came on out
    To yourself, still on the shelf
    Still had that dartboard in your house
    Never made it out of Queens
    Still out there playing all them sports
    Never had the flyest tenor in the choir up in your shor-or-orts
    Would dudes be into you? Nope
    Them gays would spoof on you, goof on you
    I know that opposites attract
    So I find you and fix your hair
    Hell no, I ain't playing with you, Michael
    Uh-uh, I'm not fooling with you, Meatball
    For real, I ain't playing with you, Mikey
    Michael, I am angry with you mister
    Whoa-oah!
    It's such a shame you let this meerkat go to waste
    I always keep it nice-nice-no-fuss, grind-his-owies on the bus
    Like, where's my feet?
    You rub my feet, and then we watch a cop-type show

  • @chrisredmond1501
    @chrisredmond1501 7 років тому +13

    I have had this stuck in my head all day at work, I tried watching the Beyonce original song but this parody is so much better and addicting lol.

  • @thecommonmanpodcast6051
    @thecommonmanpodcast6051 7 років тому +28

    169 people are mad that their meatball won't be played with

  • @davidserlin8097
    @davidserlin8097 2 роки тому +9

    If Beyonce's version comes on my iPod, I could take it or leave it. But I deliberately GO to Titus's version on a regular basis. It never gets old. It will be just as good ten years from now as when it was new. Flawless...Miss Thing say.

  • @draytondavant
    @draytondavant 8 місяців тому +2

    Love the sample "By Mennen" - this is hilarious... I have probably watched it over 100 times.... Creative.

  • @QuixoticUkulele
    @QuixoticUkulele 7 років тому +99

    Shout out to the 80's babies who got the "By Mennen" reference. I died when I heard it. 😂😂😂💀💀💀

  • @StevensBubble
    @StevensBubble 4 роки тому +15

    why do I like this parody more than the original song?

  • @Christine-oy6td
    @Christine-oy6td 7 років тому +106

    Are those the chords from Summer Nights from Grease? 😂

    • @iwilitu6591
      @iwilitu6591 7 років тому +6

      Christine O'brien omg i can't unhear it now 😂

    • @Christine-oy6td
      @Christine-oy6td 7 років тому +6

      IWishILivedInTheUSA !!! Haha sorry! I'm glad someone else can hear it, was driving me crazy!

    • @kitkat97284
      @kitkat97284 7 років тому +33

      Christine O'brien yeah! in the scene before he grabs his grease cd before he leaves

    • @wileypeeper4941
      @wileypeeper4941 7 років тому +12

      cat and his tape of commercial jingles. BY MENIN

    • @BluScoutBonk
      @BluScoutBonk 7 років тому +6

      And the spooky halloween sounds (the ghost moans and screaming)

  • @christophermatson9505
    @christophermatson9505 2 роки тому +8

    Bro the roach bit part had me dying lol