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  • @invalide
    @invalide 7 років тому +2697

    Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here

    • @ThatKidinAfrica
      @ThatKidinAfrica 7 років тому +103

      MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 6 років тому +5

      What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?

    • @rockingtheblade
      @rockingtheblade 6 років тому +10

      Invalide_Account 😂

    • @ethancurtis7803
      @ethancurtis7803 3 місяці тому +18

      Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 3 місяці тому +3

      Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬

  • @32RH
    @32RH 6 років тому +14032

    The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Рік тому +1259

    “Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone

    • @daminguez
      @daminguez 11 місяців тому +6

      me too! :D

    • @nicolagiuseppe
      @nicolagiuseppe 7 місяців тому +9

      LOUDER!!!!!

    • @MICRO8955
      @MICRO8955 6 місяців тому +2

      I wanna you that line

    • @randomcomment262
      @randomcomment262 5 місяців тому

      @@nicolagiuseppelouder !

    • @bigbionk
      @bigbionk 4 місяці тому +5

      I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad

  • @GammaHunter
    @GammaHunter 2 роки тому +3648

    I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson

    • @lol_work
      @lol_work 2 роки тому +96

      Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 2 роки тому +7

      @@lol_work Damn you too?

    • @Chorse4941
      @Chorse4941 2 роки тому +6

      @The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?

    • @yungdeadbeat
      @yungdeadbeat 2 роки тому +3

      same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol

    • @fredererpower
      @fredererpower 2 роки тому +20

      @@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.

  • @Phunkophil
    @Phunkophil 5 років тому +21192

    "I apologize to the musicians."
    That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.

    • @cyndacat76
      @cyndacat76 5 років тому +106

      Why so?

    • @lod340
      @lod340 5 років тому +1919

      He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english

    • @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585
      @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585 5 років тому +616

      The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job"
      A quote to live by in total's society

    • @mlg_kaju2321
      @mlg_kaju2321 4 роки тому +181

      @@lod340 sori for me bed england

    • @eyitsdan8350
      @eyitsdan8350 4 роки тому +129

      Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general

  • @XiyuYang
    @XiyuYang 7 років тому +15912

    The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 3 роки тому +2941

    1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 Рік тому +943

    The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.

    • @leeroyshuman
      @leeroyshuman Рік тому

      You must be a coward

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Рік тому +17

      I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.

    • @heneral-gn4vr
      @heneral-gn4vr Рік тому +12

      The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay 4 роки тому +6104

    I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 2 роки тому +150

      I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher

    • @christianvelez2788
      @christianvelez2788 2 роки тому +39

      Just push man get down and push

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 2 роки тому +29

      Theres always the chill ones

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 2 роки тому +24

      @Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there

    • @jlmurrel
      @jlmurrel 2 роки тому +89

      @@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.

  • @freemanskush7910
    @freemanskush7910 7 років тому +16214

    Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...

    • @kh22912
      @kh22912 6 років тому +603

      freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't

    • @moongirl434
      @moongirl434 6 років тому +178

      freeman's kush the hell is real xD

    • @diversekino
      @diversekino 6 років тому +1252

      I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 6 років тому +139

      Imagine if he taught choir of drama

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 6 років тому +1120

      ‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 3 роки тому +4345

    Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 роки тому +182

      This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 3 роки тому +83

      @@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.

    • @maxm4804
      @maxm4804 3 роки тому +19

      Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here

    • @victorwallsiii1674
      @victorwallsiii1674 2 роки тому +8

      Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos

    • @HamatamnaHamatamna
      @HamatamnaHamatamna 2 роки тому +6

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman

  • @MaeseSantiago
    @MaeseSantiago 2 роки тому +566

    I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 2 роки тому +55

      I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.

    • @mandolfc9549
      @mandolfc9549 10 місяців тому +22

      Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol

    • @yourheroes5874
      @yourheroes5874 9 місяців тому

      @@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid.
      As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames Місяць тому +3

      Simmons is so great

  • @andy119898
    @andy119898 7 років тому +8730

    Not Quite my FPS.

    • @altairlclashroyale9547
      @altairlclashroyale9547 6 років тому +24

      Andres Lozano good job you copied a fucking comment.

    • @skylighterrhd4073
      @skylighterrhd4073 6 років тому +120

      Altair l Clash Royale good Job you cried over nothing.

    • @TheEhdud533
      @TheEhdud533 5 років тому +3

      00

    • @Xerclipse
      @Xerclipse 5 років тому +68

      WERE YOU LAGGING OR WERE YOU FRAME SKIPPING?!!!

    • @paperthedegenerate6279
      @paperthedegenerate6279 5 років тому +26

      "One and two..."
      *video plays*
      "NOT MY FUCKING FRAME RATE"

  • @ViciousFriendlyFish
    @ViciousFriendlyFish 6 років тому +11606

    J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.

    • @kabuto1859
      @kabuto1859 4 роки тому +301

      Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 роки тому +10

      @@gelsen888 like what do you say to them exacly?

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 роки тому +10

      Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 роки тому +8

      I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 3 роки тому +10

      @Chad Mower haha that would be great.
      I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts

  • @satashaahnberg7831
    @satashaahnberg7831 2 роки тому +813

    "Neiman, you're done."
    "I got pictures of Spiderman."
    "No fucking way."
    "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it."
    "You earned the part."
    "Can you pay me in advance?"
    "Nope. Not quite my tempo."

    • @timmyd151
      @timmyd151 2 роки тому +13

      😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 Рік тому +10

      “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Viking 10 місяців тому +4

      ​@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣

    • @mywifeisabugatti.2513
      @mywifeisabugatti.2513 17 днів тому

      "The add say three thousand."

    • @hypeinsaan
      @hypeinsaan 15 днів тому +1

      @@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem

  • @michaeltracy9932
    @michaeltracy9932 Рік тому +155

    It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults

  • @BarCY-YT
    @BarCY-YT 3 роки тому +5187

    I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 2 роки тому +148

      I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.

    • @jager9022
      @jager9022 2 роки тому +81

      Yeah.. that’s the joke…?

    • @ethancha9361
      @ethancha9361 2 роки тому +18

      This is him on a good day lol

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 2 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @intermilan9731
      @intermilan9731 2 роки тому +14

      Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 роки тому +320

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie

  • @isaacthegoblinmonster9985
    @isaacthegoblinmonster9985 Рік тому +196

    5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie

  • @PT4918
    @PT4918 6 років тому +5512

    "Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.

  • @DoobOficial
    @DoobOficial 7 років тому +5436

    ''I apologize to the musicians''
    poor drummers man

    • @hamishgiec2062
      @hamishgiec2062 6 років тому +106

      Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.

    • @Phike9391
      @Phike9391 5 років тому +14

      Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...

    • @AV57
      @AV57 5 років тому +87

      Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.

    • @brianpalmer6515
      @brianpalmer6515 4 роки тому +36

      Mr. gay pride of the upper west side

    • @zeusnation4eva502
      @zeusnation4eva502 3 роки тому +9

      Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 3 роки тому +561

    Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 роки тому +28

      "Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"

    • @jomaejoestar4001
      @jomaejoestar4001 2 роки тому +3

      Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 2 роки тому +2

      @@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen

    • @aylix2137
      @aylix2137 2 роки тому +5

      @@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.

    • @diodarknextreme
      @diodarknextreme 2 роки тому +1

      I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before

  • @joshbrown2080
    @joshbrown2080 3 роки тому +419

    It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time

    • @hammill444
      @hammill444 2 роки тому +60

      Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.

    • @vacantile
      @vacantile 2 роки тому +37

      The dad staring in disbelief is so sad

  • @RambunctiousVA
    @RambunctiousVA 7 років тому +8659

    I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon 5 років тому +180

      Don't you mean 400?

    • @zirak93-2
      @zirak93-2 4 роки тому +68

      you mean over 9000?

    • @danielperktas
      @danielperktas 4 роки тому +52

      My fav parts are
      “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?”
      “Try me you Fucking weasel”
      “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch”
      And the fruit fuck section

    • @mansamusa8410
      @mansamusa8410 3 роки тому +5

      Reminds me of my mom

    • @jdrums95
      @jdrums95 3 роки тому

      hey

  • @bananaacademy9463
    @bananaacademy9463 7 років тому +2482

    "By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story"
    That's cold fuckin blooded.

    • @hidayuh4579
      @hidayuh4579 7 років тому +6

      Tana Pana i dont get it

    • @DanielCharry1025
      @DanielCharry1025 7 років тому +49

      Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.

    • @Stoneman180190
      @Stoneman180190 6 років тому +117

      Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 3 роки тому +2

      @@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)

    • @Rizal96able
      @Rizal96able 3 роки тому +74

      @@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.

  • @cold_commander5155
    @cold_commander5155 3 роки тому +124

    if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 3 роки тому

      Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead

    • @cold_commander5155
      @cold_commander5155 3 роки тому +2

      @@joec7217 ik :(((((

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 2 місяці тому +1

      Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 2 роки тому +146

    The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.

  • @camelcase9225
    @camelcase9225 7 років тому +2081

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 7 років тому +117

      camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 7 років тому +5

      it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 років тому +6

      camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔

    • @toron2010
      @toron2010 7 років тому +11

      He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 років тому

      Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽

  • @Fourthircondirst
    @Fourthircondirst 7 років тому +3138

    59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60

    • @alexnunez8336
      @alexnunez8336 7 років тому +51

      automatic best comment.

    • @InsaneDrumer18
      @InsaneDrumer18 7 років тому +15

      I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please

    • @bloocrest3577
      @bloocrest3577 7 років тому +70

      Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.

    • @Scram_
      @Scram_ 7 років тому +95

      BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 7 років тому +256

      Not quite my fps

  • @def6078
    @def6078 3 роки тому +205

    Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head?
    THINK, Nieman!

    • @matthewpaul6904
      @matthewpaul6904 2 роки тому +7

      Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?

    • @AS.Se7en
      @AS.Se7en 2 роки тому

      sure you do

  • @sebastianmolina5606
    @sebastianmolina5606 2 роки тому +47

    1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell

  • @johnpaulgonzalez9016
    @johnpaulgonzalez9016 5 років тому +3451

    On take: "i apologize to the musicians"
    After take: "i apologize to the actors"

    • @acrsclspdrcls1365
      @acrsclspdrcls1365 4 роки тому +281

      Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 4 роки тому +90

      @@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 2 роки тому +39

      Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.

    • @Glopdemon
      @Glopdemon 2 роки тому +35

      By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards

  • @minjaeroh7925
    @minjaeroh7925 7 років тому +4177

    "Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER!
    "I'm upset"

  • @richcash550
    @richcash550 3 роки тому +75

    0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman

  • @dannypitcherenterprises2414
    @dannypitcherenterprises2414 2 роки тому +52

    “I apologise to the musicians”
    Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.

  • @hansoloberger5735
    @hansoloberger5735 6 років тому +3869

    We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 років тому +199

      Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 5 років тому +20

      @@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 років тому +97

      Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 5 років тому +44

      Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout

    • @eec589
      @eec589 5 років тому +9

      What about R. Lee Ermey?

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 6 років тому +5323

    I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated

    • @CHlEFFIN
      @CHlEFFIN 5 років тому +35

      GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?

    • @johncoyle8551
      @johncoyle8551 5 років тому +29

      @@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?

    • @e.t.6589
      @e.t.6589 5 років тому +24

      @@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 5 років тому +3

      @@e.t.6589 Epic.

    • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
      @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 4 роки тому +24

      @@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them

  • @jakec5048
    @jakec5048 2 роки тому +61

    My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.

    • @grandre3464
      @grandre3464 10 місяців тому +2

      After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 Місяць тому

      All bark and no bite.

  • @ethanledina8176
    @ethanledina8176 2 роки тому +131

    Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 3 роки тому +2687

    "I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*

    • @Ultrasecond77
      @Ultrasecond77 Рік тому +12

      Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.

    • @BenjaminSteber
      @BenjaminSteber Рік тому +3

      Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like:
      *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*

  • @deathbastardable
    @deathbastardable 7 років тому +5689

    "ARE YOU RUSHING OR ARE YOU DRAGGING? ANSWER!"
    "I'M UPSET!"
    Hilarious how it skipped a few lines.

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 6 місяців тому +17

    how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me

  • @yamahasuperbike2202
    @yamahasuperbike2202 2 роки тому +34

    I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 5 місяців тому +1

      Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 7 років тому +8256

    Deserved that Oscar for sure

  • @victorcoyenn
    @victorcoyenn 5 років тому +1699

    *- Start counting.*
    *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 4 роки тому +127

      IN 4 DAMNIT

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA 4 роки тому +76

      LOOK AT ME

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 3 роки тому +31

      @@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59

    • @liamlakevold2234
      @liamlakevold2234 3 роки тому +37

      @@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 3 роки тому +26

      @@liamlakevold2234(voice crack) RuShiNg

  • @baseddugalle1838
    @baseddugalle1838 3 роки тому +21

    Think Neiman! Think!

    • @warmpereer65
      @warmpereer65 3 роки тому +4

      How can you become the best drummer if you are not in my tempo?!

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
    @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 2 роки тому +45

    Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂

    • @williamfoy599
      @williamfoy599 2 роки тому +1

      I hope you are living a successful life.

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Рік тому +6

      Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 5 років тому +1187

    2:08
    *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_*
    *_”A-“_*

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj 4 роки тому +43

      One more thing Eugene gimme that.

    • @alexandergiandettore
      @alexandergiandettore 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated comment

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 роки тому +13

      If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me

    • @spongeebobby9248
      @spongeebobby9248 3 роки тому +1

      I'M GAY

    • @Firespectrum122
      @Firespectrum122 2 роки тому +19

      "SAY IT LOUDER!"
      "N-"

  • @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy
    @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy 3 роки тому +1637

    J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people
    Director: Yes

  • @JM-fc9gm
    @JM-fc9gm 2 роки тому +62

    One of the best performances of all time honestly

  • @rajughosh1980
    @rajughosh1980 2 роки тому +44

    The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖

  • @AnteikuCafe
    @AnteikuCafe 5 років тому +1764

    And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man

    • @Pulse4664
      @Pulse4664 5 років тому +26

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 роки тому +21

      Pulse4664 Are you serious?

    • @AnkothOfficial
      @AnkothOfficial 3 роки тому +9

      What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture
      I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 2 роки тому +4

      Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.

  • @ellish4841
    @ellish4841 7 років тому +2611

    "One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"

    • @demedooley9235
      @demedooley9235 4 роки тому +7

      Ellis H well it works

    • @Pilkie101
      @Pilkie101 4 роки тому +24

      That was my favourite line in the movie

    • @FuckYouTube385
      @FuckYouTube385 3 роки тому +1

      How they quote something from the movie!

    • @sushia100
      @sushia100 3 роки тому

      An honest comment

  • @krystofkabatek556
    @krystofkabatek556 3 роки тому +64

    2:44 I cant stop laughing 😂😂

  • @SoundsNewSoundsGood
    @SoundsNewSoundsGood 3 роки тому +10

    "You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 4 роки тому +1634

    3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar

    • @rylade475
      @rylade475 2 роки тому +70

      He did win that Oscar so

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 2 роки тому +16

      Wtf does baked Alaska mean

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 2 роки тому +14

      @@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 2 роки тому +24

      @@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake

    • @zackl7467
      @zackl7467 2 роки тому +6

      @@ka-boom2083 its a dessert

  • @theaethor
    @theaethor 6 років тому +1574

    “Can still see you mini me!”

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer 2 роки тому +21

    Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.

  • @Seph2079
    @Seph2079 2 роки тому +12

    As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.

  • @andreim.g.9299
    @andreim.g.9299 3 роки тому +264

    2:17
    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 6 років тому +1305

    JK Simmons is a beast.
    We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.

  • @unionyankee1163
    @unionyankee1163 2 роки тому +31

    I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.

  • @leobalaban1187
    @leobalaban1187 3 роки тому +63

    Knowin of this performance’s existence made Omni-Man even more threatening then he already is

    • @Jdmking-kp1mu
      @Jdmking-kp1mu 3 роки тому +13

      I think Fletcher is more terrifying because he’s real. Some where out there is probably a guy that is actually this abusive.

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 роки тому

      I mean the ideology that Omni-man was fighting for is real.

    • @Ethan-dn1wc
      @Ethan-dn1wc 3 роки тому +4

      @@Jdmking-kp1mu Damien Chazelle based Fletcher on an actual teacher he had.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 2 роки тому +2

      Remember: he could've destroyed Mark at any given moment with these rants.
      He just happens to choose violence instead of words.

  • @subpar.smoocher
    @subpar.smoocher 5 років тому +926

    Imagine at 1:00 there isnt a cut he just decides to go at the drummer for no reason

    • @tiffy_loves
      @tiffy_loves 4 роки тому +13

      💀

    • @squidbro6635
      @squidbro6635 3 роки тому +27

      He could smell the fear and snobbish energy

    • @peejaynaz1590
      @peejaynaz1590 3 роки тому +43

      That’s gotta be the scariest shit ever. You’ll never know where he’ll turn to and just unleash hell

    • @Orros
      @Orros 2 роки тому +11

      Imagine he just whips his head around after smelling fear

    • @imo7744
      @imo7744 2 роки тому +7

      One two three fou-

  • @jdfonz23
    @jdfonz23 7 років тому +670

    "I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo

  • @LukeTheGhostKiller
    @LukeTheGhostKiller 3 роки тому +9

    2:54
    **Band plays for 1 second**
    MÔTHÊRFÜÇKĖR!!!!

    • @TheSixteen60
      @TheSixteen60 2 місяці тому +1

      Connolly get your ass back on the kit!

  • @WeightliftingWigger
    @WeightliftingWigger 2 роки тому +17

    J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 7 років тому +535

    Jk simmons is so fucking legendary

    • @bungalowmo
      @bungalowmo 6 років тому

      OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!

  • @LastPlayerOrigin
    @LastPlayerOrigin 7 років тому +1403

    Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"

  • @smoothbrained4channer976
    @smoothbrained4channer976 2 роки тому +9

    Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction.
    *pulls out AK*

  • @Hughjasswipe
    @Hughjasswipe 3 роки тому +22

    He’s actually pretty intimidating here, in the Spider-Man series I just thought he was some old fragile old man 😂

    • @Double-R-Nothing
      @Double-R-Nothing 2 роки тому

      I don't know if you've ever seen Simmons working out, but that man is RIPPED.

  • @federicosperoni4937
    @federicosperoni4937 5 років тому +427

    3:51
    "And here comes,
    Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"

    • @whomstami7365
      @whomstami7365 3 роки тому +12

      Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert

    • @can1as
      @can1as 3 роки тому +10

      we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 7 років тому +242

    I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME

  • @haaa5052
    @haaa5052 3 роки тому +6

    this thing in top left corner is his heart rate

    • @I-own-2-dogs-now92
      @I-own-2-dogs-now92 3 роки тому +1

      JK Simmons to his heart "NOT MY F*KN TEMP

    • @caterax4510
      @caterax4510 3 роки тому

      I thought that's what it was at first.

  • @russellcroweisfat5605
    @russellcroweisfat5605 3 роки тому +32

    Why is Omni man so mean to these kids?

  • @noahmugan354
    @noahmugan354 3 роки тому +585

    5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 2 роки тому +15

      Not my tempo

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 2 роки тому +7

      @@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*

    • @Geeksavant80x
      @Geeksavant80x Рік тому

      @@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this

    • @Sheeeesk
      @Sheeeesk 3 місяці тому

      @@Geeksavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 6 років тому +877

    I'd hate to be this guy's kid.

    • @krisscanlon4051
      @krisscanlon4051 4 роки тому +65

      Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good

    • @DrakePlayz0305
      @DrakePlayz0305 3 роки тому +11

      Kris Scanlon Ok....?

    • @I-own-2-dogs-now92
      @I-own-2-dogs-now92 3 роки тому +1

      @@krisscanlon4051 WTF

    • @eoincleary9829
      @eoincleary9829 3 роки тому +6

      Who would marry him

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 3 роки тому +1

      You guys are a bunch of wussies

  • @tommy6733
    @tommy6733 3 роки тому +8

    OMNI MAN BEEN SAVAGE

  • @thesilentsociety3252
    @thesilentsociety3252 2 роки тому +12

    Some of Fletcher’s one liners are Drill Sergeant levels of comedy gold 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaykelly6091
    @jaykelly6091 7 років тому +259

    *Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!

    • @ianlow4947
      @ianlow4947 7 років тому +10

      Barbara: But dad, I'm already am

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 7 років тому +52

      "AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"

    • @jackzheng9685
      @jackzheng9685 7 років тому +12

      "I can still see you mini-me!"

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 5 років тому +498

    2:44
    Best line in the entire movie by far!

  • @ryleeevans6211
    @ryleeevans6211 3 роки тому +8

    im here 6 years later to say..... THINK MARK! THINK!

  • @cyberpunkchloe9
    @cyberpunkchloe9 3 місяці тому +1

    I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 7 років тому +623

    I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 5 років тому +60

      He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 5 років тому +24

      @@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 5 років тому +9

      dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*

    • @TommyMVSERVTI
      @TommyMVSERVTI 5 років тому +37

      Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂

    • @hakushi9016
      @hakushi9016 4 роки тому +2

      He's an actor. Lmao.

  • @kuromomutaro
    @kuromomutaro 7 років тому +275

    3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂

    • @Unknown-ol2uh
      @Unknown-ol2uh 6 років тому +24

      kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious

    • @kaspafischer
      @kaspafischer 6 років тому +15

      When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha

  • @worldofmemes2919
    @worldofmemes2919 7 місяців тому +6

    "THEN WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU SAY SO!" the out of tune guy's face then:😭

  • @iamtheman584
    @iamtheman584 3 роки тому +11

    This reminds me of when I was a kid and my dad forced me to play violin. Still remember the times when I would sobbing while practicing and him yelling at me right next to me to count.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis 2 роки тому +2

      lol terrible

    • @iamtheman584
      @iamtheman584 2 роки тому +1

      @@regenosis lol that's asian parents for ya. It just made me hate the violin. That's why I stopped playing it as an adult.

    • @regenosis
      @regenosis 2 роки тому +3

      That's rough dude. I played the violin also (asian parents too). My mom felt I needed to learn an instrument and gave me a "choice" of violin and piano. I didn't get the Fletcher treatment like you but I hated playing it all the same and my mom wasn't exactly being encouraging or fostering any real interest.
      I stopped before senior high.
      Looking back, it's more about them experiencing a musical instrument through their kids and it's really a terrible mindset of asian parents.

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 7 років тому +612

    This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis 2 роки тому

      I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon

  • @anthonybeavan5648
    @anthonybeavan5648 7 років тому +495

    "It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 Рік тому +6

    “Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie

  • @53yearsago56
    @53yearsago56 Рік тому +22

    I can't stop laughing when Fletcher is on screen. Am I a psycho ?

    • @boi9428
      @boi9428 Рік тому +7

      Nah, everytime I see Fletcher's face i begin to laugh

    • @Sheeeesk
      @Sheeeesk 3 місяці тому +2

      Nah, everytime I see Fletcher’s face I begin to laugh

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 4 роки тому +490

    6:27 fav part: Fletcher’s approval

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 2 роки тому +58

      Such a sad ass ending

    • @erikkumitsubashi1048
      @erikkumitsubashi1048 2 роки тому +13

      "Good job"

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 2 роки тому +21

      Funnily enough, in the end, Fletcher won. His tactics were proven to work.

    • @bocaj7766
      @bocaj7766 2 роки тому +13

      Fletcher’s grin at the end and the cut off of his smile was perfect cinematography.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 2 роки тому +3

      @@feister2869 You mean badass ending?

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 6 років тому +228

    I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.

  • @Rusted_Obsidian
    @Rusted_Obsidian Рік тому +3

    It's just the voice he has that makes all this like butter. A role made in heaven.

  • @Smoke---
    @Smoke--- 2 роки тому +6

    Holy shit I’m glad UA-cam recommended scenes from this movie so often. I decided to finally watch it and it was a cinematic masterpiece. Freaking incredible movie

  • @aconitum_7889
    @aconitum_7889 4 роки тому +350

    I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him

    • @kopikoblanca8907
      @kopikoblanca8907 2 роки тому +6

      Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy

    • @Via_Satellite
      @Via_Satellite 2 роки тому +6

      @@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?

    • @micaholson1052
      @micaholson1052 2 роки тому +12

      I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.

    • @assi4237
      @assi4237 2 роки тому +5

      I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.

  • @magurro3985
    @magurro3985 7 років тому +858

    this movie got me into jazz

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 років тому +213

      this movie got me out of jazz

    • @dmbox26
      @dmbox26 7 років тому +93

      this movie really jazzed me up

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 років тому +124

      this movie really jizzed my pants

    • @Samuel-ky2cq
      @Samuel-ky2cq 7 років тому +79

      ya like jazz?

    • @zoooszooos5006
      @zoooszooos5006 7 років тому +75

      ya like jizz?

  • @stevefowler2112
    @stevefowler2112 Рік тому

    I have never seen the movie but I've watched some of the clips and it always makes me chuckle. He reminds me of a cross between our Drill Instructors in Marine boot camp and my Differential Equations II prof in Engineering College five years later.

  • @RoughOnStuff
    @RoughOnStuff 11 місяців тому

    I needed this man.

  • @rahul_sharma_
    @rahul_sharma_ 7 років тому +368

    Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol