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  • @invalide
    @invalide 7 років тому +5293

    Why are you looking at the comments? There's no fucking mars bar down here

    • @ThatKidinAfrica
      @ThatKidinAfrica 7 років тому +156

      MrBlueSky 🍫🍫🍫 You sure 'bout that?

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 7 років тому +5

      What the fuck are you looking for a pot of gold?

    • @rockingtheblade
      @rockingtheblade 7 років тому +25

      Invalide_Account 😂

    • @ethancurtis7803
      @ethancurtis7803 8 місяців тому +34

      Actually, there IS a Mars bar down here! Sweet! 🍫

    • @MrJamaigar
      @MrJamaigar 8 місяців тому +16

      Fletcher: "These comments aren't worth my fucking Tempo!!!" 🤬🤬

  • @32RH
    @32RH 7 років тому +15579

    The lengths this guy will go to get pictures of Spider-Man

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Рік тому +2222

    “Get the Fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is now my new favorite phrase for when I’m upset and want to be left alone

    • @daminguez
      @daminguez Рік тому +12

      me too! :D

    • @nicolagiuseppe
      @nicolagiuseppe Рік тому +17

      LOUDER!!!!!

    • @MICRO8955
      @MICRO8955 11 місяців тому +6

      I wanna you that line

    • @randomcomment262
      @randomcomment262 11 місяців тому

      @@nicolagiuseppelouder !

    • @bigbionk
      @bigbionk 10 місяців тому +12

      I work in a pharmacy and I wanna say this so bad

  • @Phunkophil
    @Phunkophil 6 років тому +22170

    "I apologize to the musicians."
    That's probably the single most hurtful line in this whole movie.

    • @cyndacat76
      @cyndacat76 5 років тому +120

      Why so?

    • @lod340
      @lod340 5 років тому +2043

      He is insulting the drumers telling them that they are not musicians, sorry for bad english

    • @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585
      @tennesseetennesseeaintnopl3585 5 років тому +643

      The 2 worst words in the english language are "Good job"
      A quote to live by in total's society

    • @mlg_kaju2321
      @mlg_kaju2321 5 років тому +193

      @@lod340 sori for me bed england

    • @eyitsdan8350
      @eyitsdan8350 5 років тому +143

      Kom'rk Ordo pretty sure he meant it insulting the drummers because they couldn’t play the part therefore they are not musicians not because drummers aren’t musicians in general

  • @andy119898
    @andy119898 7 років тому +9580

    Not Quite my FPS.

    • @altairlclashroyale9547
      @altairlclashroyale9547 7 років тому +24

      Andres Lozano good job you copied a fucking comment.

    • @skylighterrhd4073
      @skylighterrhd4073 6 років тому +123

      Altair l Clash Royale good Job you cried over nothing.

    • @TheEhdud533
      @TheEhdud533 6 років тому +3

      00

    • @Xerclipse
      @Xerclipse 6 років тому +97

      WERE YOU LAGGING OR WERE YOU FRAME SKIPPING?!!!

    • @paperthedegenerate6279
      @paperthedegenerate6279 5 років тому +35

      "One and two..."
      *video plays*
      "NOT MY FUCKING FRAME RATE"

  • @LocalGH16
    @LocalGH16 3 роки тому +4569

    I like how the internet accepts that all of J.K Simmons’ characters are all J. Jonah Jameson

    • @lol_work
      @lol_work 3 роки тому +118

      Their names are so similar I often use them interchangeably without noticing

    • @orpheus9098
      @orpheus9098 3 роки тому +9

      @@lol_work Damn you too?

    • @Chorse4941
      @Chorse4941 2 роки тому +7

      @The sopranos Fan what about Nolan?

    • @yungdeadbeat
      @yungdeadbeat 2 роки тому +4

      same thing with tobey and andrew and tom they all be spiderman in any movie lol

    • @fredererpower
      @fredererpower 2 роки тому +23

      @@yungdeadbeat Tobey very clearly isn’t Spider-Man in Brothers.

  • @freemanskush7910
    @freemanskush7910 7 років тому +16896

    Just imagine having him as your calculus teacher...

    • @kh22912
      @kh22912 6 років тому +630

      freeman's kush Oh my god no, I can't

    • @moongirl434
      @moongirl434 6 років тому +189

      freeman's kush the hell is real xD

    • @diversekino
      @diversekino 6 років тому +1307

      I GAVE YOU THE STUDY GUIDE! WHERE THE FUCK IS IT!!

    • @avalasialove
      @avalasialove 6 років тому +147

      Imagine if he taught choir of drama

    • @1awlfc1
      @1awlfc1 6 років тому +1175

      ‘Were you adding or were you subtracting?... ANSWER!!!’

  • @XiyuYang
    @XiyuYang 7 років тому +16598

    The frame rate of this video is deliberately sabotaging Fletcher's band.

  • @somuchsalt2810
    @somuchsalt2810 3 роки тому +3320

    1:02 I love how the way this is edited makes it look like he just went from berating one student to another in an instant for no reason

  • @blackopsquay
    @blackopsquay 5 років тому +6618

    I’ve had army drill sergeants nicer than Fletcher.

    • @magnusthered4973
      @magnusthered4973 3 роки тому +163

      I’m guessing marines are worse than army compare the two to fletcher

    • @christianvelez2788
      @christianvelez2788 3 роки тому +43

      Just push man get down and push

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 3 роки тому +32

      Theres always the chill ones

    • @dallencollins875
      @dallencollins875 3 роки тому +26

      @Tyeumm he just wanted a decent drummer, they werent forced to be there

    • @jlmurrel
      @jlmurrel 3 роки тому +103

      @@magnusthered4973 - USMC, 74-76 Fletcher is much worse and more sociopathic than any DI I had at MCRD, San Diego.

  • @ViciousFriendlyFish
    @ViciousFriendlyFish 7 років тому +11967

    J.K. Simmons performance is fucking incredible. He has the most outlandish dialogue yet makes it all seem so convincing.

    • @kabuto1859
      @kabuto1859 5 років тому +313

      Plus his character is so rude and insulting it's hilarious at times

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 роки тому +10

      @@TheReversal888 like what do you say to them exacly?

    • @Fbitypeshit
      @Fbitypeshit 4 роки тому +10

      Gloriana and you do that everytime there’s little things disappointing you? Lashing out at your friends and family?

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 роки тому +10

      I believe he filmed all l his scenes in less than a week also

    • @stephengrigg5988
      @stephengrigg5988 4 роки тому +11

      @Chad Mower haha that would be great.
      I cant remember where I read it but I do remember reading he did this part very quickly because he had scheduling conflicts

  • @liamreid5407
    @liamreid5407 2 роки тому +1463

    The fact that I’m intimidated by Fletcher even though he’s only on a screen and not in the same room as me tells you exactly why JK Simmons deserved that Oscar.

    • @leeroyshuman
      @leeroyshuman Рік тому

      You must be a coward

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Рік тому +30

      I mean understandable, people like him can and do exist in real life. My Uncle was actually extremely similar to him and was very, very intimidating himself.

    • @heneral-gn4vr
      @heneral-gn4vr Рік тому +21

      The best supporting actor with unsupportive role😂

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 5 місяців тому +3

      Definitely one of the best actors we have around currently.

  • @camelcase9225
    @camelcase9225 8 років тому +2425

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you." Lmao, every single time that cracks me up.

    • @Seabee156
      @Seabee156 8 років тому +132

      camelCase I CAN STILL FUCKING SEE YOU, MINI ME! 😂😂

    • @keenanbartlome8153
      @keenanbartlome8153 7 років тому +5

      it makes me giggle like ron swanson when government programs are getting cut.

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 років тому +7

      camelCase I don't get this scene, why is he getting so angry by seeing this guy? And what's a Mini me? 😂🤔

    • @toron2010
      @toron2010 7 років тому +13

      He's just angry cos the guy is interrupting his flow while he is trying to conduct and a mini me is just someone little. It's probably a reference to Austin Powers

    • @petroszazikis1931
      @petroszazikis1931 7 років тому

      Reid Walker Thanks for explanation 😎👍🏽

  • @RambunctiousVA
    @RambunctiousVA 8 років тому +8962

    I love how he just goes 0-100 instantly

    • @Antraeon
      @Antraeon 5 років тому +186

      Don't you mean 400?

    • @zirak93-2
      @zirak93-2 4 роки тому +75

      you mean over 9000?

    • @danielperktas
      @danielperktas 4 роки тому +59

      My fav parts are
      “Or are you gonna be ON MY FUCKIN TIME?”
      “Try me you Fucking weasel”
      “John -or whatever- Utah turn my pages bitch”
      And the fruit fuck section

    • @mansamusa8410
      @mansamusa8410 4 роки тому +6

      Reminds me of my mom

    • @jdrums95
      @jdrums95 4 роки тому +1

      hey

  • @MaeseSantiago
    @MaeseSantiago 3 роки тому +858

    I love how Whiplash was originally a Drama but with each passing year it becomes more and more a dark comedy thanks o FLetcher hilarious lines

    • @davidturner6280
      @davidturner6280 3 роки тому +77

      I went to the theatre and laugh so hard at Fletcher lines, sadly no-one else did so I looked like a psycho.

    • @mandolfc9549
      @mandolfc9549 Рік тому +35

      Thank god I found a comment I can relate too finally lol. Holy fuck it’s so unintentionally funny whenever JK speaks. It’s just so ruthless and straight forward but the delivery is so good but no one does anything about really when he is just screaming lol

    • @yourheroes5874
      @yourheroes5874 Рік тому

      @@davidturner6280not really since I was in band back in HS. Our band director acted like Fletcher but 10x worse. How Fletcher’s studio band acted when during preforming and when Fletcher loses it. It builds a nasty toxic environment in the band where people want to see each other’s downfall and most of the students adopt that toxic behavior even to this day. Unlike Fletcher who did get fired from the conservatory for being abusive. My band director never got punished even if all the students died from exhaustion. He abused us mentally, emotionally, physically, and even sexually. All were reported but never gone further because the school district were afraid of him. He retired in 2019 and was replaced by my former drum major from my freshman year. Luckily he doesn’t believe in abusing the students and has a belief that a students should enjoy and to not be afraid.
      As a result, my HS band has improved drastically. They won 1st place in several festivals and in marching band, they won in extremely competitive parades too!

    • @WatercraftGames
      @WatercraftGames 6 місяців тому +5

      Simmons is so great

    • @williambenson1477
      @williambenson1477 Місяць тому +3

      ...damn...i thiught it was a documentary of my high school band...

  • @DoobOficial
    @DoobOficial 7 років тому +5656

    ''I apologize to the musicians''
    poor drummers man

    • @hamishgiec2062
      @hamishgiec2062 6 років тому +115

      Try playing in a band with a conductor as angry as Simmons but with no idea how to hold a tempo.

    • @Phike9391
      @Phike9391 6 років тому +14

      Yeah we deff get screwed cuz we "know how to bang".. N yeah he would get a stick across the face if he smacks mine while I'm playing...

    • @AV57
      @AV57 6 років тому +97

      Wind players can hide being slightly off tempo-drummers cannot, so their standard is much higher.

    • @brianpalmer6515
      @brianpalmer6515 5 років тому +39

      Mr. gay pride of the upper west side

    • @zeusnation4eva502
      @zeusnation4eva502 4 роки тому +10

      Imagine if this was a program in prison to help reform prisoners and the worst guys would be forced to play the drums

  • @noddyfan1877
    @noddyfan1877 5 років тому +9376

    - Plays one of the greatest solos of all time.
    - Neiman...you're done.

    • @theonlyjoe_
      @theonlyjoe_ 4 роки тому +513

      NoddyFan 187 you’ve got them confused, the solo is at the end, he says you’re done after the car crash

    • @collinwelch4423
      @collinwelch4423 4 роки тому +326

      Joe The Playa he’s talking about the way the video’s cut

    • @theonlyjoe_
      @theonlyjoe_ 4 роки тому +44

      Envy ahh I get it now

    • @justagreekdude
      @justagreekdude 3 роки тому +6

      I saw 999 likes so I HAD to make it 1.000. You're welcome bud :P

    • @skiphoffenflaven8004
      @skiphoffenflaven8004 3 роки тому +8

      Ohhhhhh. Was that was said in that part of the movie, shown twice in this youtube video and for which you got 1.6k likes for repeating in a comment here? Whew. Thanks! I was sure I would have neither heard nor saw that part on my own, not in the movie itself nor in this yt video.

  • @sabahbubbler
    @sabahbubbler 3 роки тому +4712

    Damn Omni-man, you conquering the students now?

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 роки тому +198

      This is Omni-Man if he was tasked with making a new Guardians of the Globe team

    • @jerrelllawrence4787
      @jerrelllawrence4787 3 роки тому +88

      @@johndanes2294 Goddamn I wanna see that. Imagine Rex Splode getting his shit pushed in because he wasn't giving enough of a shit to make the team better.

    • @maxm4804
      @maxm4804 3 роки тому +19

      Lmfao this fucking comment XD. Same reason I'm here

    • @victorwallsiii1674
      @victorwallsiii1674 3 роки тому +8

      Literally came here to get some whiplash quotes to comment under Omni man videos

    • @HamatamnaHamatamna
      @HamatamnaHamatamna 3 роки тому +6

      WAAAAAAAAAAAAIT U TELLING ME OMNIMAN IS CAVE JOHNSON?? NOOOOOOO extra love to omniman

  • @PT4918
    @PT4918 7 років тому +5758

    "Here comes the gay pride of the upper West side" cracks me up every time lol.

  • @minjaeroh7925
    @minjaeroh7925 8 років тому +4328

    "Were you rushing or were you dragging? ANSWER!
    "I'm upset"

  • @satashaahnberg7831
    @satashaahnberg7831 3 роки тому +1081

    "Neiman, you're done."
    "I got pictures of Spiderman."
    "No fucking way."
    "Yeah I mean it's here, look at it."
    "You earned the part."
    "Can you pay me in advance?"
    "Nope. Not quite my tempo."

    • @timmyd151
      @timmyd151 2 роки тому +15

      😆...🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾..😐..are you serious??

    • @ndhickson3599
      @ndhickson3599 Рік тому +11

      “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of our power!”

    • @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman
      @Jakob_The_Stoic_Norseman Рік тому +4

      ​@@timmyd151 I can hear this comment 🤣

    • @mywifeisabugatti.2513
      @mywifeisabugatti.2513 6 місяців тому

      "The add say three thousand."

    • @hypeinsaan
      @hypeinsaan 6 місяців тому +2

      @@mywifeisabugatti.2513I missed the part where that’s my problem

  • @BarCY-YT
    @BarCY-YT 4 роки тому +5430

    I love how he says "I will stop being polite" as if he's been that way throughout the whole movie.

    • @eec589
      @eec589 3 роки тому +158

      I think that was his way of saying if you thought he was an angry SOB, you haven’t seen him when he gets really pissed.

    • @jager9022
      @jager9022 2 роки тому +85

      Yeah.. that’s the joke…?

    • @ethancha9361
      @ethancha9361 2 роки тому +20

      This is him on a good day lol

    • @maogu1999
      @maogu1999 2 роки тому +4

      Yes.

    • @intermilan9731
      @intermilan9731 2 роки тому +15

      Wish is to be as shredded as he is at that age

  • @johnpaulgonzalez9016
    @johnpaulgonzalez9016 5 років тому +3658

    On take: "i apologize to the musicians"
    After take: "i apologize to the actors"

    • @acrsclspdrcls1365
      @acrsclspdrcls1365 4 роки тому +292

      Actually true, he would apologize and try to lighten up the mood between takes.

    • @nicolasdiez7688
      @nicolasdiez7688 4 роки тому +89

      @@acrsclspdrcls1365 after all he acts like a man who disrespects everyone

    • @joshuagerthoffer2321
      @joshuagerthoffer2321 3 роки тому +47

      Shows how awesome Simmons is as a person.

    • @Glopdemon
      @Glopdemon 3 роки тому +43

      By all accounts I’ve ever heard, Simmons is an incredibly nice guy who just has a real talent for playing complete bastards

  • @michaeltracy9932
    @michaeltracy9932 2 роки тому +291

    It's not a Fletcher line, but I love miles going toe to toe with Fletcher and screaming "shut the fuck up Johnny Utah, turn my pages bitch!" this movie is literally a goldmine of insults

  • @bananaacademy9463
    @bananaacademy9463 8 років тому +2681

    "By the time you're done a Schaffer you're gonna make daddy look like a fuckin success story"
    That's cold fuckin blooded.

    • @hidayuh4579
      @hidayuh4579 7 років тому +7

      Tana Pana i dont get it

    • @DanielCharry1025
      @DanielCharry1025 7 років тому +54

      Hidayat Hussain Fletcher is offending Nieman, and his father.

    • @Stoneman180190
      @Stoneman180190 7 років тому +130

      Hidayat Hussain his dad was a failed writer, now is a high school teacher.

    • @kingweeb3365
      @kingweeb3365 3 роки тому +3

      @@Stoneman180190 thats Fletcher story ?(._.)

    • @Rizal96able
      @Rizal96able 3 роки тому +87

      @@kingweeb3365 Andrew Niemann's father is a failed writer who became a high school teacher (Not the most respected of the professions in America and it kinda shows doesn't it?) Basically, since his (Niemann's) father is a failure, Fletcher says when Niemann fails in music study at Schaffer, it will even make his (Still Niemann's) dad's failure look like a success compared to his failure.

  • @nightrider3067
    @nightrider3067 8 років тому +8313

    Deserved that Oscar for sure

  • @AndrewCARNBORN
    @AndrewCARNBORN 3 роки тому +402

    "Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you" is my favorite line in the movie

  • @NewAgeComix
    @NewAgeComix 7 років тому +5419

    I always love "I apologize to the musicians" its cold, cutting and hauntingly calm. It seems to be something any music teacher / conductor might slip when frustrated

    • @CHlEFFIN
      @CHlEFFIN 6 років тому +34

      GasMaskedGaming Levon Helm, Richard Manuel, Don Henley, Roger Taylor... must I continue, little one?

    • @johncoyle8551
      @johncoyle8551 6 років тому +27

      @@snowblind9551 How are drummers not?

    • @e.t.6589
      @e.t.6589 5 років тому +23

      @@snowblind9551 jUsT lOoK iT uP oN gOoGlE dUdE

    • @snowblind9551
      @snowblind9551 5 років тому +3

      @@e.t.6589 Epic.

    • @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh
      @ChristianDiaz-dy9yh 5 років тому +24

      @@snowblind9551 i understand what you mean. But fletcher is 100% saying it to hurt them

  • @victorcoyenn
    @victorcoyenn 5 років тому +1775

    *- Start counting.*
    *- 60, 59, 60, 59, 60, 59...*

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 4 роки тому +132

      IN 4 DAMNIT

    • @NickTovA
      @NickTovA 4 роки тому +80

      LOOK AT ME

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 4 роки тому +34

      @@NickTovA 60,59,60,59,60,59,60,59

    • @LiamLKV
      @LiamLKV 4 роки тому +42

      @@jagoclover Was you rushing or were you dragging?

    • @jagoclover
      @jagoclover 4 роки тому +30

      @@LiamLKV(voice crack) RuShiNg

  • @isaacthegoblinmonster9985
    @isaacthegoblinmonster9985 2 роки тому +286

    5:27 one of the most moving lines in the movie

    • @rafaelmikoskirosa7510
      @rafaelmikoskirosa7510 5 місяців тому +11

      im pretty sure jk simmons added some extra words in there

  • @hansoloberger5735
    @hansoloberger5735 6 років тому +3977

    We got the Gordon Ramsay of music, ladies and gentlemen

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 років тому +203

      Han Solo Berger expect this dude would make Gordon Ramsey cry,

    • @shan4289
      @shan4289 5 років тому +20

      @@bichonnation9494 What about simon cowell?

    • @bichonnation9494
      @bichonnation9494 5 років тому +99

      Itz Smol bean Simon cowell would cry if he met Ramsey. If he met fletcher, he would kill himself the second he got home.

    • @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805
      @thespiritofjonathanjoestar6805 5 років тому +45

      Dude you really don't know GR if you think all he does is scream and shout

    • @eec589
      @eec589 5 років тому +9

      What about R. Lee Ermey?

  • @LordSummerIsle73
    @LordSummerIsle73 4 роки тому +2767

    "I apologise to the musicians" *fletcher just destroyed the universe*

    • @Ultrasecond77
      @Ultrasecond77 2 роки тому +14

      Thanos doesnt have shit on Fletcher.

    • @BenjaminSteber
      @BenjaminSteber Рік тому +3

      Well...To be fair...Andrew is a drummer.

    • @namelesscreature8843
      @namelesscreature8843 11 місяців тому +3

      @@Ultrasecond77Fletcher be like:
      *"This universe isn’t yours to conquer"*

  • @davidmckelvey2601
    @davidmckelvey2601 3 роки тому +191

    The way Simmons somehow seamlessly transitions to his normal voice to the way he says "cosmopolitans and baked alaska" deserves a nobel prize.

  • @andreim.g.9299
    @andreim.g.9299 4 роки тому +290

    2:17
    "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I DEMOLISH YOU" is a line I'll be using forever

  • @AnteikuCafe
    @AnteikuCafe 6 років тому +1824

    And I thought he was angry towards Spider-Man

    • @Pulse4664
      @Pulse4664 5 років тому +27

      AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH.....ah ehehhe heheh....whew

    • @Fuziontony123
      @Fuziontony123 4 роки тому +22

      Pulse4664 Are you serious?

    • @AnkothOfficial
      @AnkothOfficial 3 роки тому +9

      What made this comment more hilarious, was the profile picture
      I literally read it in Chris Griffin's voice in my head.

    • @osmanyousif7849
      @osmanyousif7849 3 роки тому +4

      Now he's mad at Mr Fantastic.

  • @versthappening603
    @versthappening603 11 місяців тому +52

    how this man’s blood pressure never got too high or his throat never got shredded from all the yelling will always amaze me

    • @milchesarreal6964
      @milchesarreal6964 5 місяців тому +8

      That's what years of asking for photos of Spider-Man and taking over Earth for the Viltrumite Empire can do
      Least it's not bottled up y'know? 🤣

  • @jdfonz23
    @jdfonz23 8 років тому +687

    "I'm not gonna have you cost us a competition because your minds on a fucking happy meal instead of on pitch" lmaoooo

  • @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy
    @GojiKaijufan-yf8hy 4 роки тому +1701

    J.K Simmons: how much can I curse young people
    Director: Yes

  • @dannypitcherenterprises2414
    @dannypitcherenterprises2414 2 роки тому +79

    “I apologise to the musicians”
    Hands down the most savage thing he said in the entire film.

  • @tapiture3720
    @tapiture3720 5 років тому +1677

    3:58 the way he says “baked Alaska” deserves an Oscar

    • @rylade475
      @rylade475 3 роки тому +69

      He did win that Oscar so

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 3 роки тому +16

      Wtf does baked Alaska mean

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 3 роки тому +14

      @@ka-boom2083 perhaps, and this is just a theory, Alaska is somehow getting "baked", either via oven or more, "mind altering" methods...

    • @ka-boom2083
      @ka-boom2083 3 роки тому +25

      @@leviticus6896 oh, it’s a cake

    • @zackl7467
      @zackl7467 3 роки тому +6

      @@ka-boom2083 its a dessert

  • @Fourthircondirst
    @Fourthircondirst 8 років тому +3186

    59 59 60 59 60 59 60 60

    • @alexnunez8336
      @alexnunez8336 8 років тому +51

      automatic best comment.

    • @InsaneDrumer18
      @InsaneDrumer18 8 років тому +16

      I'm sorry, I didn't get this. captain please

    • @bloocrest3577
      @bloocrest3577 8 років тому +75

      Phillip L. 59 beats per minute and 60 beats per minute. It's extremely hard to find the difference and the joke is that fletcher wants it at the same bpm at all times.

    • @Scram_
      @Scram_ 8 років тому +97

      BlooCrest No look at the top left corner.

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 8 років тому +267

      Not quite my fps

  • @W0LFB3AT5
    @W0LFB3AT5 3 роки тому +632

    Omni-Man back on planet Viltrum teaching other Viltrumites how to play instruments before visiting earth...

    • @johndanes2294
      @johndanes2294 3 роки тому +30

      "Are you rushing or dragging Lucan!?"

    • @jomaejoestar4001
      @jomaejoestar4001 3 роки тому +3

      Omni man isn't even close to Fletcher in his evilness

    • @shmodayoda7836
      @shmodayoda7836 3 роки тому +2

      @@jomaejoestar4001 if Fletcher had Omni Man's powers I don't want to know what would happen

    • @aylix2137
      @aylix2137 3 роки тому +5

      @@shmodayoda7836 Omni man is a supremacist, but can you imagine a perfectionist with those powers??? I shudder.

    • @diodarknextreme
      @diodarknextreme 3 роки тому +1

      I think he's visiting the right Urath,the planet Allen mentioned before

  • @Jose-se9pu
    @Jose-se9pu 7 років тому +1332

    JK Simmons is a beast.
    We comic book fans are really lucky we had him as Jonah Jameson, and now as Jim Gordon.

    • @tfred23
      @tfred23 5 років тому +6

      Yeah but this character is nothing like Jonah Jameson

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 роки тому +1

      @@tfred23 🍖

    • @mrmackellar3337
      @mrmackellar3337 3 роки тому +51

      And now as Omni Man

    • @generaljesus4301
      @generaljesus4301 3 роки тому +1

      Mothafuggin Omni Maaaaaan

    • @JDawg654
      @JDawg654 2 роки тому

      Ohhhh… who’s gonna tell him? 😬

  • @yangango9900
    @yangango9900 5 років тому +1265

    2:08
    *_”SAY IT LOUDER!”_*
    *_”A-“_*

    • @Kevin-eq1sj
      @Kevin-eq1sj 4 роки тому +48

      One more thing Eugene gimme that.

    • @alexandergiandettore
      @alexandergiandettore 3 роки тому +3

      Underrated comment

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 роки тому +14

      If I ever find one of these lying around again I swear to flipping God I will quit being so polite get the flipping heck out of my sight before I demolish you I can still flipping see you Mini Me

    • @spongeebobby9248
      @spongeebobby9248 3 роки тому +1

      I'M GAY

    • @Firespectrum122
      @Firespectrum122 3 роки тому +20

      "SAY IT LOUDER!"
      "N-"

  • @cold_commander5155
    @cold_commander5155 3 роки тому +191

    if we got J.K Simons, Gorgon Ramsay, and the drill sergeant from Full Metal Jacket, that would be the most brutal, funny movie ever.

    • @joec7217
      @joec7217 3 роки тому

      Too bad R. Lee Ermey is dead

    • @cold_commander5155
      @cold_commander5155 3 роки тому +2

      @@joec7217 ik :(((((

    • @myamdane6895
      @myamdane6895 8 місяців тому +1

      Just when you thought Gordon was scary enough he can turn you into stone now

    • @Shah-of-the-Shinebox
      @Shah-of-the-Shinebox 5 місяців тому

      Throw in Al Bundy for comic relief

    • @vvvxt
      @vvvxt 4 місяці тому

      RIP R. Lee Ermey

  • @ellish4841
    @ellish4841 7 років тому +2641

    "One of J.K Simmons legendary quotes to get likes"

    • @demedooley9235
      @demedooley9235 5 років тому +7

      Ellis H well it works

    • @JasonX2
      @JasonX2 4 роки тому +24

      That was my favourite line in the movie

    • @Somethingaweful
      @Somethingaweful 4 роки тому +1

      How they quote something from the movie!

    • @sushia100
      @sushia100 4 роки тому

      An honest comment

  • @federicosperoni4937
    @federicosperoni4937 5 років тому +442

    3:51
    "And here comes,
    Mister Gay Pride of the Upper West side himself"

    • @whomstami7365
      @whomstami7365 3 роки тому +15

      Unfortunately this isn’t a Bette Midler concert

    • @can1as
      @can1as 3 роки тому +14

      we will not be serving cosmopolitans a baked alaska

    • @XiLoCaInO_57
      @XiLoCaInO_57 24 дні тому

      So just play faster than you give fuckin handjobs,would you please?

  • @ethanledina8176
    @ethanledina8176 2 роки тому +160

    Can we talk about how insane it is that Fletcher as a college professor can just walk into another class unannounced and walk all over the other proffessor without a single word?

  • @theæthœr
    @theæthœr 6 років тому +1603

    “Can still see you mini me!”

    • @mansreallysaid
      @mansreallysaid 5 років тому +18

      what does "mini-me" mean

    • @zacharytarnow7290
      @zacharytarnow7290 5 років тому +17

      Mohammad Saad Sheikh it’s from Austin powers

    • @IridianEarthShade
      @IridianEarthShade 5 років тому

      :3

    • @brianpalmer6515
      @brianpalmer6515 5 років тому +66

      Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you

    • @Sam-rp4hy
      @Sam-rp4hy 4 роки тому +5

      @@mansreallysaid smaller version of me. By smaller I am referring height.

  • @joshbrown2080
    @joshbrown2080 3 роки тому +471

    It’s really something when he gives into the darkness at the end, it’s so triumphant but so heartbreaking at the same time

    • @hammill444
      @hammill444 2 роки тому +68

      Well, truly, they both used each other to get what they both wanted. It wasn’t a film about music; it was at its core about manipulation and power.

    • @tyresr
      @tyresr 2 роки тому +40

      The dad staring in disbelief is so sad

  • @richcash550
    @richcash550 3 роки тому +114

    0:57 It looks like Fletcher immediately goes from yelling at that one kid to yelling at Neiman

  • @claudia2189
    @claudia2189 7 років тому +616

    This man could have easily hosted his own satirical talk show and no one would have the balls to go after anything he'd say about them

    • @Unicysis
      @Unicysis 2 роки тому

      I’d call him an aggressive, stiff-necked egghead with a mouth bigger than the Grand Canyon

  • @LastPlayerOrigin
    @LastPlayerOrigin 7 років тому +1424

    Is it Whiplash or "Marine Drill instructor teaches how to play drums?"

  • @def6078
    @def6078 3 роки тому +241

    Why do you suppose I threw that chair at your head?
    THINK, Nieman!

    • @matthewpaul6904
      @matthewpaul6904 3 роки тому +8

      Because you're trying to win an Oscar, sir?

    • @AS.Se7en
      @AS.Se7en 3 роки тому

      sure you do

  • @anthonybeavan5648
    @anthonybeavan5648 7 років тому +500

    "It's crap. Crap - crap - mega crap....I'll give ya 100 bucks to play it again!"

  • @BWalker9313
    @BWalker9313 4 роки тому +424

    One of the greatest performances I've ever seen. JK is absolutely perfect in this role

    • @toffeelatte6042
      @toffeelatte6042 Рік тому +2

      Agreed. I cannot see ANYONE else playing this role.

    • @editingman95
      @editingman95 Рік тому

      ​@@toffeelatte6042Terence Fletcher & Desiree Atkins can be evil teacher couples

  • @SoundsNewSoundsGood
    @SoundsNewSoundsGood 3 роки тому +18

    "You don't seem to understand. This tune is not yours to conquer."

  • @howeijian4277
    @howeijian4277 8 років тому +548

    Jk simmons is so fucking legendary

    • @bungalowmo
      @bungalowmo 6 років тому

      OMG...he was great in "OZ"!!!

  • @noahmugan354
    @noahmugan354 4 роки тому +606

    5:53: My heart rate as soon as JK Simmons walks on screen

    • @nicks4802
      @nicks4802 3 роки тому +17

      Not my tempo

    • @doge8825
      @doge8825 2 роки тому +8

      @@nicks4802 *NOT MY FUCKING TEMPO*

    • @Geeksavant80x
      @Geeksavant80x 2 роки тому

      @@doge8825 sorry guys, hate to put you through this

    • @Sheeeesk
      @Sheeeesk 8 місяців тому

      @@Geeksavant80x if you need to take a dump or get a coffee

  • @sebastianmolina5606
    @sebastianmolina5606 3 роки тому +83

    1:02 the way he runs is scary as hell

  • @twotailedavenger
    @twotailedavenger 7 років тому +231

    I can see why Byron Howard wanted this guy for Zootopia. He really does have the voice of a pissed-off lion.

  • @chingasofarkaso
    @chingasofarkaso 8 років тому +246

    I CAN STILL FUCKIN SEE YOU MINI-ME

  • @jakec5048
    @jakec5048 2 роки тому +79

    My god, J.K. Simmons is one of the best actors I've ever seen. He can be so intense and intimidating, yet so vulnerable and emotional. That guy is a legend, and he is a perfect fit for Fletcher.

    • @grandre3464
      @grandre3464 Рік тому +3

      After watching whiplash I saw a farmers’ insurance ad and it was absolutely fucking mind-blowing to imagine that they’re both the same person.

    • @themonsterunderyourbed9408
      @themonsterunderyourbed9408 7 місяців тому

      All bark and no bite.

  • @legomoviesstudios8822
    @legomoviesstudios8822 5 років тому +217

    One of the only times I can say " he deserved the Oscar" instead of saying "how did he not get an Oscar??"
    J.K Simons is that good even the academy saw that

  • @merringuthrie2587
    @merringuthrie2587 7 років тому +886

    I'd hate to be this guy's kid.

    • @krisscanlon4051
      @krisscanlon4051 4 роки тому +64

      Unless this is the military or some part of the judicial system I would have paradiddled his face. Totally abusive and ridiculous...nothing is worth that... I don't like that type of discipline. Makes me want to be like them which isn't good

    • @DrakePlayz0305
      @DrakePlayz0305 4 роки тому +12

      Kris Scanlon Ok....?

    • @I-speak-U-shut-it
      @I-speak-U-shut-it 4 роки тому +1

      @@krisscanlon4051 WTF

    • @eoincleary9829
      @eoincleary9829 4 роки тому +8

      Who would marry him

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 4 роки тому +1

      You guys are a bunch of wussies

  • @yamahasuperbike2202
    @yamahasuperbike2202 2 роки тому +55

    I had a band teacher in 1976 that was almost as bad. We were terrified of him. It's amazing to me that 40 plus years later he was the one teacher that I remember vividly because I was so afraid of him. I remember when one of our tuba players had a comic book in his music stand in front of his sheet music and somehow the band director (Mr. Yokel) busted him. He threw his music stand across the band hall and almost hit the poor kid. It was fckn unbelievable.

    • @TheFanBoy1233
      @TheFanBoy1233 11 місяців тому +4

      Sounds like a normal band class (I’m currently in band)!

  • @danshiba1498
    @danshiba1498 6 років тому +506

    2:44
    Best line in the entire movie by far!

  • @rahul_sharma_
    @rahul_sharma_ 7 років тому +369

    Adjusting the seat...that was hilarious lol

  • @Seph2079
    @Seph2079 2 роки тому +17

    As a piano instructor I completely feel every frustration he shows for tempo, right notes, and how you have to explain what they did wrong when they understand and are not thinking.

  • @avengedsoul6661
    @avengedsoul6661 5 років тому +196

    Fletcher’s best bit was any time he opened his mouth and spoke.

  • @Rawk4Life
    @Rawk4Life 7 років тому +632

    I seriously think Fletcher was a former Drill Seargant with the way his attitude was.

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 6 років тому +59

      He played mayor Lionheart in zootopia and Stanford Pines in gravity falls which is hilarious, I imagine every role he’s acted or voice acted as fletcher now

    • @dcb99filmz
      @dcb99filmz 6 років тому +23

      @@themoniathansnest5404 I imagine all his roles as J Jonah Jameson

    • @themoniathansnest5404
      @themoniathansnest5404 6 років тому +9

      dreamcastboy99filmz is back crap, crap, *DOUBLE CRAP*

    • @TommyMVSERVTI
      @TommyMVSERVTI 5 років тому +36

      Honestly...I was in the army and my drill sergeants were a little bit nicer 😂

    • @hakushism
      @hakushism 5 років тому +2

      He's an actor. Lmao.

  • @rajughosh1980
    @rajughosh1980 3 роки тому +48

    The way he said "Not my fucking tempo" is enough to prove his brilliance 💖

  • @jaykelly6091
    @jaykelly6091 8 років тому +267

    *Batman tries to disappear in mid conversation* Jim: If I ever see you do that again, I swear to fucking god I will stop being so polite. *Barbara appears* Jim: Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you!!

    • @ianlow4947
      @ianlow4947 8 років тому +10

      Barbara: But dad, I'm already am

    • @nicolasriveros943
      @nicolasriveros943 8 років тому +53

      "AND FOR FUCK SAKE, BRING ME THE PICTURES OF SPIDER MAN!"

    • @jackzheng9685
      @jackzheng9685 8 років тому +12

      "I can still see you mini-me!"

  • @kirppu8332
    @kirppu8332 7 років тому +356

    The absolutely toxic fire this movie was spitting had me in stiches and the final solo made me actually go to the edge of my seat.
    10/fatherfucking10

  • @creatorzp
    @creatorzp 2 роки тому +13

    Fletcher as a maths teacher: that's it, now we're gonna start to do some *real* subtraction.
    *pulls out AK*

  • @ingloriousehiphop7929
    @ingloriousehiphop7929 7 років тому +81

    "There's no fucking mars bar down there" 😂😂😂

  • @crazyxenomorph8725
    @crazyxenomorph8725 7 років тому +280

    “Connolly, there’s no pot of gold down there.” XD

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 4 роки тому +14

      "BULLSHIT! FUCK YOU!"

    • @timothyl8237
      @timothyl8237 3 роки тому +2

      He left out when he tells him, “you look like you’re name should be Flannery”

  • @elijahdoesstuff4600
    @elijahdoesstuff4600 10 місяців тому +7

    What a perfect villain. Equal parts comical and terrifying.

  • @aconitum_7889
    @aconitum_7889 5 років тому +354

    I swear I had a professor like him years ago lmao we were all so scared to go to classes with him

    • @kopikoblanca8907
      @kopikoblanca8907 3 роки тому +6

      Just fight back lol, punch the shit out of him then we he reports you, just say you were on self defense. Easy

    • @Via_Satellite
      @Via_Satellite 2 роки тому +6

      @@kopikoblanca8907 What if he didn't physically assault you but he still used harsh words ?

    • @micaholson1052
      @micaholson1052 2 роки тому +13

      I'd just drop his class and go to an alternative. Or realistically, I wouldn't go to his class in the first place since I check the ratings on all my professors before I sign up to them.

    • @assi4237
      @assi4237 2 роки тому +5

      I had experience with one of those as well. Once he imagined in his head that i cheated on a test where i got 100 points on and he forced me for half an hour to admit it??? You know Fletcher at least has a purpose you have to give him that.

  • @magurro3985
    @magurro3985 8 років тому +861

    this movie got me into jazz

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 років тому +210

      this movie got me out of jazz

    • @dmbox26
      @dmbox26 7 років тому +92

      this movie really jazzed me up

    • @wildanS
      @wildanS 7 років тому +124

      this movie really jizzed my pants

    • @Samuel-ky2cq
      @Samuel-ky2cq 7 років тому +78

      ya like jazz?

    • @zoooszooos5006
      @zoooszooos5006 7 років тому +74

      ya like jizz?

  • @JM-fc9gm
    @JM-fc9gm 3 роки тому +64

    One of the best performances of all time honestly

  • @RadicaLxIce
    @RadicaLxIce 6 років тому +571

    1:45 is funny bc he’s actually counting almost right on 215😂

    • @tyler_bt3326
      @tyler_bt3326 6 років тому +121

      Tubofice almost isn’t good enough for fletcher 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @tyherzy4245
      @tyherzy4245 5 років тому +69

      KiLl3R Mem3StAR counting directly at tempo isn’t even a valued skill so fletcher really isn’t accepting any mistakes

    • @thegiftedteacher
      @thegiftedteacher 3 роки тому +5

      He’s rushing a bit, but still...

  • @NedSar85
    @NedSar85 4 роки тому +498

    6:27 fav part: Fletcher’s approval

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 роки тому +60

      Such a sad ass ending

    • @erikkumitsubashi1048
      @erikkumitsubashi1048 3 роки тому +13

      "Good job"

    • @freddy4603
      @freddy4603 3 роки тому +22

      Funnily enough, in the end, Fletcher won. His tactics were proven to work.

    • @Haywood_Jablowmi420
      @Haywood_Jablowmi420 3 роки тому +13

      Fletcher’s grin at the end and the cut off of his smile was perfect cinematography.

    • @theketaminekid1241
      @theketaminekid1241 2 роки тому +3

      @@feister2869 You mean badass ending?

  • @TylerMcNamer
    @TylerMcNamer 3 роки тому +24

    Simmons is a terrifyingly good actor! I can't imagine what it's like to be with him on set. He holds no punches with anyone.

  • @i_am_thebatman
    @i_am_thebatman 4 роки тому +998

    2:30 I give him credit here when he says the folder is your responsibility . He still insults Neiman but he doesn’t blame Neiman .
    4:57 also calling his bluff, Nice that he finally stood up for himself . Could have just left it at an F you instead of saying turn my pages but hey he’s just now learning to be assertive .

    • @greg7402
      @greg7402 3 роки тому +47

      Hehehe the part where he tells the other guy off is so satisfying

    • @i_am_thebatman
      @i_am_thebatman 3 роки тому +5

      @@atombell991 lol get lost troll

    • @SimarioDoesGaming
      @SimarioDoesGaming 3 роки тому +10

      @@atombell991 Why is there always someone trying to act like they're better than everyone else and have some profane understanding of the movie that if anyone else tries to analyze it, because they genuinely enjoyed the film and want to share their thoughts, then their comments are irrelevant and mundane. Quit being a grouch. It's not that deep lmao

    • @diegosc985
      @diegosc985 3 роки тому

      You mean 4:50. He tells him f** u turn my pages.

    • @markwilson5330
      @markwilson5330 2 роки тому +2

      That's not being assertive that is being aggressive...

  • @kuromomutaro
    @kuromomutaro 7 років тому +280

    3:49 And here comes Mr. Gaypride of the upper westside..😂😂😂

    • @Unknown-ol2uh
      @Unknown-ol2uh 6 років тому +26

      kuromomutaro The way he says it is fucking hilarious

    • @kaspafischer
      @kaspafischer 6 років тому +17

      When I first watched the movie, Fletcher scared the shit outta me. Watching it again, Fletcher makes me laugh hard with his over-the-top insults... hahahahahaha

  • @unionyankee1163
    @unionyankee1163 3 роки тому +33

    I’d like to see him do a scene where he’s a Drill Instructor, just like the opening scene in Full Metal Jacket but with new lines and improvisation. Same level of rage, just different insults.

  • @ejl423
    @ejl423 6 років тому +155

    Man, no matter what he's in, JK Simmons is always a savage.

  • @anywaythewindblows8912
    @anywaythewindblows8912 4 роки тому +198

    2:18 when I wanna ask my mom a question but she’s in a bad mood

  • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
    @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 3 роки тому +56

    Fletcher always reminded me of a more intense version of my Dad growing up. We always had a very close relationship, but verbally he could be fucking brutal sometimes. His love was often conditional and demanding that you do something to please him before receiving it. I think it’s why I relate with me movie so much 😂

    • @williamfoy599
      @williamfoy599 2 роки тому +2

      I hope you are living a successful life.

    • @classysansy
      @classysansy Рік тому +7

      Fletcher actually very much reminds me of my absolutely awful, despicable, narcissistic, manipulative, gaslighting, mentally, verbally, and emotionally abusive Uncle that my equally as manipulative, abusive, narcissistic Mom forced me to live with for two Summers during my childhood.

    • @Sykroid
      @Sykroid 5 місяців тому +2

      1:01 funnily enough, that's actually how my dad used to approach me when i made him angry and I was about to be beat. BUT he changed as he got older and we have a better relationship now. I've even hugged him a couple of times

    • @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876
      @loghanditheimperialdiehard8876 5 місяців тому

      @Sykroid That’s awesome dude. Strong of both of you to make an effort.

  • @Gar96229
    @Gar96229 7 років тому +106

    "One more thing, if I EVER see one of these lying around, I swear to fucking god, I will stop being so polite."

    • @zacharywilliams2
      @zacharywilliams2 6 років тому

      If this is polite fletcher, then I dont want to see him rude.

  • @meek1991
    @meek1991 7 років тому +743

    Gordon Ramsay is proud

  • @WeightliftingWigger
    @WeightliftingWigger 2 роки тому +20

    J.K. Simmons owned this role. I can't imagine anyone else playing this character that's how good he was.

  • @nitsuj182
    @nitsuj182 7 років тому +142

    Best movie ever! Really good acting from Jk simmons , Good acting from miles, hell even super girl was pretty good!

  • @sergeanthuman
    @sergeanthuman 5 років тому +84

    The cuts are beautifully timed and the insults are hilarious

  • @blacck0ut177
    @blacck0ut177 2 роки тому +8

    “Get the fuck out of my sight before I demolish you” is like my 2nd favourite quote in this movie

  • @RinkanFinkan
    @RinkanFinkan 8 років тому +479

    Why is it cut so wierdly? Skips the parts of the scene that makes it good

    • @JacobLewis2006
      @JacobLewis2006 3 роки тому +3

      Alistral, What the heck are you looking for there's no pot of gold down there what are you adjusting the seat really that's been your freaking problem the whole time the seat height so now you have it right GO!

    • @treefingers6572
      @treefingers6572 3 роки тому

      Because the person that edited this is a fucking idiot

  • @nolanturner26
    @nolanturner26 8 років тому +86

    "Try me you weasel" every time!

  • @cyberpunkchloe9
    @cyberpunkchloe9 9 місяців тому +1

    I love everything about this movie!! the music, the acting, the plot, the dialouge, the directing etc, one of the best ive seen.

  • @adam985185
    @adam985185 8 років тому +732

    2:54 - MOTHERFUCKER!
    Luv that part! XD