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OH UMBERLEE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS! 💅 Part of her lore that I love that I wanna mention is that she used to be softer when she was in a relationship with Iakhovas, this megalodon wereshark guy. But he's so toxic to her like he cheated on her with multiple women and eventually attacked her. Umberlee had the last laugh of course, but I'd like to think that this experience is what hardened her to be the Bitch Queen we all know and love ✨
As someone who has picked up BG3 with no dnd background and has become obsessed with this game, I’m so grateful for your lore videos! Interested to hear about this ice goddess as I’m currently playing an icey sorceress. Your videos are great, keep up the good work!
My Wyll romance for BG3 is an Umberlee worshipper, she's the daughter of a pirate lord who is a paladin of Umberlee (Oath of the Open Sea) and a Tempest Cleric of Umberlee. She, herself, is a Storm Sorcerer who later takes levels in Tempest Cleric. She collects shells and sea colored gems, is always singing sea shanties, and uses her ego and temper to stand up to Mizora for Wyll and Karlach. Also this is partially to play off of Wyll's canonical desire to see a mermaid when he was a kid and the mermaid romance novel he stole from his dad.
SHES GIVING MERMAIDS BY FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE 🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️ I discovered your channel and love it so much. Im running a Planescape campaign and im really looking forward to hearing about Vlaakith, Auril, the Lady of Pain, and Red Knight :) thanks!
Love the makeup and as usual the lore is told in a cool way with a side of zing haha. Tortles and Locathas (basically a fish thing) are sea themed races tho they are in books that are not as popular. And i must say the new 2024 druid has circle of the sea and its kinda cool, a friend is playing it in one of the games im in and is also a Tortle. But personally i love tempest clerics/storm sorcerer multiclass because you can do a nasty thing of splash them with water like Tidal wave or Watery sphere spells and then next turn maximise the damage of call lighning or lightning bolt (channel divinity from the tempest cleric). (Did i made a mistake and casted ligtning bolt underwater once and zapped the surrounding allies, mayhaps, that was the DMs rulling and honestly it was funny because of the "oh no" realisation of what i did). Thanks for the video, cant wait to see whos next.
@kikiscoven yeah from that moment on, never again casitng any lightning spell in the presence of a body of water. Edit: as of now the tortle druid is having such a that old uncle that everyone loves and has that deep voice that makes you go "if anyone hurts this guy im fireballing everything". While summoning water to drown ppl which is a very contradicting visual haha
This was really cool, I’m playing a new campaign at the start of the year in Deerfield. I’m playing as a chosen pirate of hers so I need to know all I can from her haha!
Is there a dnd deity of gossip? Can you imagine a temple dedicated to gossip? Instead of praying to the god, you just go to the statue thats secluded and only one person at a time can call to it, then the person has to offer hot tea and in your mind you say “My Queen, I offer you tea and I need to spill mine.” The god goes “Ooohhh the tea is extra hot today, let’me hear the details.” And you have to talk about it before the tea turns cold.
My half elf bard Alythana lived a lot of her life at sea, trying to search for her mother who was shipped off to a prison camp for stealing food to feed the family. I can imagine she's definitely prayed to Umberlee out of sheer desperation before. Though she's also probably pissed her off on more than one occasion, mainly due to boasting about that time she most definitely slew a kraken all by herself, which totally wasn't just a normal octopus.
Interestingly, by older rules as a priest you could be any alignment within a single deviation of your god. So for umberlee that could be any chaotic or any evil. So it was entirely possible to play a Chaotic Good Cleric of Umberlee.
@@kikiromiii Of course!!!💞💞💞 Also wishing you guys luck in Florida I've never experienced a hurricane but I've heard such a terrifying things I really hope you're okay
This is amazing content! I dm for a group comprised mostly of girlies and I feel typical dnd content doesn’t catch their attention, its all their first time playing. One player made a fathomless warlock and she had me help her create her character, the only thing she was strict on was that her patron be a woman. She likes tóxicas and Umberlee is so perfect 😂 Umberlee hasn’t revealed her identity to her but has been flexing her power and scaring the crap out of the party a few instances. Plan on revealing it this next session and immediately sending her this video. She’s gonna love your content. Make up is on fleek! Keep it up!!!! 🧜♀️ (PS we also have a twilight cleric of Selune joining this session as well, I’m so excited for the drama 🎭)
You really went all out for the makeup, love the eyeshadow especially. Not a well-known diety, but I like Leira, Goddess of Deception/Illusion. I made a character that was a cleric of hers once, and the lore and aesthetic is interesting.
Dunno why but i find malevolent or petty deities of nature far more interesting than those that are benevolent, like yes the sea is indeed bountiful with resources and treasure beyond measure, but at the same time it is also ruthless and unforgiving. Thats why Umberlee was such a cool goddess to me, her attitude of "Yeah pay me like a good sum and maybe I'll think about considering sparing your ship, no promises though
My Swashbuckler Captain Serus Redbraid utterly despises Umberlee and is suspicious that she's responsible for why every time he acquires a new ship it sooner than later gets sunk by a dragon turtle. This a sort of running gag with the character in that he can't catch a break having to constantly rebuild his position as a pirate. Each and every time it's a dragon turtle, not a kraken or any other large sea monster, possibly even a single, specific dragon turtle. He hates Bane more than Umberlee though since he was sold as a slave to a Bane worshiping merchant house in Amn, so he has a vendetta against those, hence his refusal to deal in slaves and happily kills and and all Bane worshipers he comes across if able. There's also hints of a connection to the sea being very inherent in him, as he's a half elf, with most people, himself included, assuming he's half drow based on his appearance since he has memories of a drow woman, but he might be misremembering, or possibly lying, OR might have had his memories tampered with, and might hint that he could be half aquatic elf.
Umberlee is definitely one of my favorite gods in the Forgotten Realms. She's so fun and interesting, and I especially find the fact that she's not only CALLED the "Bitch Queen" but is OK with it to be extra intriguing. Like, she's honest with herself, and probably doesn't care what you say about her as long as it's true and you give her the respect and tithes she feels are due. At least, that's the vibe I get. I did make a cleric of hers below the cut, never played him (and never played DND outside of BG3 haha) but I like him a lot. Dread Undertow Morngrund, True Servant of the Wave (originally Morngrund Stonebound) ----- 180's (middle-aged) / male / duergar - 4ft Duergar cleric (Tempest domain), treasure-hunting servant of the Bitch Queen Umberlee -A member of the lower-class Stonebound clan, Morngrund was far less stern than his kin, being more outwardly jovial and dramatic than his society's culture permitted. He was exiled to the surface in his youth for theft, finding his way as he climbed out from the Underdark into a cave where a band of pirates were hiding out. He had a strong arm from a life of labor, wisdom that comes from survival, and sharper eyes in the dark than any of the crew could claim. Because of these, he was hired on. -His best friend amongst the crew was a wood elf named Zephyra Ithilorn. Though duergar are raised with a hatred of other races, ESPECIALLY elves, Morngrund and Zephyra got along like a ship on fire. Zephyra's a fast-talking, fast-walking, sharp-witted bard who often talks her way out of trouble as much as she talked her way into it. Her sense of humor tickled Morngrund, and in her was his first real friendship. She also taught him how to play the flute and the hand drum. -After a few months into pirating, disaster struck off the coast of Waterdeep as the crew was trying to port and cash in their ill-gotten goods. The Bitch Queen felt left out of the spoils and felt that if she won't have part of it, she would have all of it. As the captain and the rest of the crew died, Morngrund had an idea to offer parley with Umberlee, which he spoke to Zephyra so she could do the convincing. Their offer was this: if the two of them are spared and left with half the treasure to outfit themselves, they'd devote their lives in service to Umberlee. As they swore this, the tides quieted, and the clouds parted with a final warning spark of lightning shattering the decorative figurehead of a kraken in front of the ship. The two survivors safely landed. -Neither one of them had any real intention of keeping their vow to Umberlee, but Morngrund quickly warmed to the idea that being in the Bitch Queen's service wouldn't actually be a bad deal. Her clerics are free to take any offerings left at her shrines for themselves, and can bargain their way into charging essentially whatever the hell they want to sailors who wish for safe passage, with the only caveat being that Umberlee must get a share of offerings and worship that she deems worth the trouble. -This is where Morngrund and Zephyra's relationship shatters. When Morngrund expresses his intention to swear loyalty to Umberlee, Zephyra reacts as though she had been betrayed. She refused to be beholden to anyone, especially one who earned the nickname of "the Bitch Queen" for a multitude of reasons. She thought Morngrund would join her as she fled inland, as far from Umberlee's domain as she could go. Knowing Umberlee wouldn't accept such a slight against her, and knowing that Morngrund wouldn't give up the sea AND would be drowned since he'd already given himself to Umberlee, they both were aware that Morngrund would have to kill Zephyra. The two battled to a near standstill, with Zephyra able to make a quick escape. Unknown to Morngrund, Zephyra would become pacted as a warlock to a Faerie, selling her soul in exchange for protection. -Morngrund is tasked with gathering strength and intelligence while on the sea so that he can finally track Zephyra down inland and return her (dead or alive, probably dead) and the debt she owes to Umberlee, while keeping the fickle bitch appeased with trinkets cast into the ocean and daily worship rituals. -He misses his friendship with Zephyra dearly, but has convinced himself that he hates her and that she's a traitor to him. On the flip-side, he loves being a cleric of Umberlee and even loves Umberlee himself, as he finds her greed and fickle temper fun to keep up with. He's not afraid to make jest about her temperamental qualities, even to Umberlee herself, as he feels she doesn't really care what people say negatively about her if it's true, so long as they still worship her. He pleases her with songs on the flute and drum in her honor (while trying not to think about where he learned to play), and is clever with how he finds the resources to perform the daily rituals he must do to appease her.
Siren style dirgesinger bard that sings Umberlee's drowned dead into rising from the depths. Fathomless warlock that goes all-in and doubles down from there on the tentacles.
Oh almost forgot. My character idea for Umberlee might be a bit of a stretch but hear me out. He's a water genasi with jellyfish features and an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer. The idea is to flavor his telekinetic abilities as strong sea winds moving things and his mind control abilities as using shocks of electricity to control the movement or muscles of people and override their autonomy. His origin spells are also flavored to fit with their "jellyfish who does psychic stuff" theme, like Arms of Hadar being a flailing of their many tentacles around themselves to shock nearby enemies or Sending as an electric wave that his target can interpret as a message in the brain. As per his backstory, he was raised by a coven of sea hags to worship Umberlee and carry out her will. Think of the coven like if Ursula from Little Mermaid was part of a sapphic polycule that messes with both sea and surface dwellers just for the funsies. On the side, the coven has a business of granting wishes to those who seek their services in exchange for gold things that are very dear to them and if they don't make good on their deal they invoke the name of Umberlee to deal with such cheapskates, y'know typical hag stuff. They use the earnings to pay tribute to Umberlee and to stay on good terms with her. So anyways, bussiness has been slow one day and they couldn't do anything to go out and endorse their services since sea hags are canonically so hideous that they could kill people by just looking at them. And so by using magic they made my character as a means to spread word of the coven and endorse their small business. As my character was raised by the coven who were basically his mothers, he was taught magic along with worshipping Umberlee and how to run a bussiness. As a kid he goes out to other seafolk and with his charming and bubbly personality he spreads the word of the covens business and gets them to come over. And it works, the coven and their business grow in popularity as my character brings in more costumers day by day. Then as a teenager, the coven introduces him to the more darker parts of Umberlees worship where they have to sacrifice live individuals in secrecy to appease the goddess, my character wasn't exactly on board with the idea but he didn't want to upset his mother's or the goddess so with his mind powers he beckons victims to go to a secret grotto where he can conduct the sacrifice. One day, he gets caught doing this and to save his mothers reputation he takes credit for all the sacrifices and that he was using them to gain power to slay his coven and take over the business. This shifts attention from the coven to him which puts a mark on his back and in order to evade the wrath of the seafolk, he escapes to the surface and has been roaming the land ever since.
I loveeeed this video and the water genassie mod sounds so fun! Would you consider making a video about thyr ?( the paladims who trind to catch karlach say they’re Thyrs servants) i would love to know the lore❤
Ayo, this ain't no coincidence, wtf? I was just brainstorming an idea with my bestie about making a Drow treasure hunter who is from a lineage of Drows that fled the underdark to live on an island so they are chill and friendly and they even made friendly with Umberlee. (Going from 8 legged slider goddess to 8 legged tentacle goddess) And Umberlee finds my Drow entertaining cuz she gets into all sorts of nonsense so she blessed her with the ability to never drown. Which leads to my Drow getting kidnapped often by pirates which Umberlee wants so she can find ships to drown easier and reap their treasures. But Drow has a horrible sense of direction and gets lost often, and whenever Umberlee helps it's usually not so friendly. Such as using the winds to YEET objects at her head when she asks what direction she is suppose to be going in. Also Drow fights with a fishing rod staff thing and ends up fishing out the most unholy abominations on accident. She is unserious and Max Charisma, complimentary to her bestie Assimar who is a dark urge and just fucking eats people Also sometimes my Drow would ask for Umberlee's assistance in battle by sacrificing a treasure to her, and when she starts swinging random tentacles appear like Bayonetta3 with Kraken's weapon equipped
OH ALSO, i would love a Chauntea video, my first DnD character, a Minotaur Cleric, was a worshipper of Chauntea and got disintegrated. But became an archangel of Chauntea and defeated a demon lord 😊
@@kikiromiiiI mean, yeah, my tiamat worshipping tempest cleric lightning charge durge was cool and she was powerful, but Image that with unberlee! So stylish
My very first dungeons and dragons character worshipped Umberlee. The character was a female mage named Rebecca, and everyone asked why I even picked a patron deity especially since I had picked a CE one. To which the only response was "Because she calls herself the Bitch Queen!" What other reason is needed? lol
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I love every thing about this comment hahahahah Loviatar is on the list 😉
OH UMBERLEE YOU WILL ALWAYS BE FAMOUS! 💅 Part of her lore that I love that I wanna mention is that she used to be softer when she was in a relationship with Iakhovas, this megalodon wereshark guy. But he's so toxic to her like he cheated on her with multiple women and eventually attacked her. Umberlee had the last laugh of course, but I'd like to think that this experience is what hardened her to be the Bitch Queen we all know and love ✨
OH MY GOD I REMEMBER READING ABOUT HIM AND I TOTALLY FORGOT TO INCLUDE HIM THANK YOU FOR ADDING THIS
We love the character development 😭😭😭😭
@@kikiromiii HAHAHAHA ALL GOOD QUEEN! Forgotten Realms lore can be a lot to compile and memorize and this is a great video already 💖
I’m sorry megalodon wereshark? God I wish I had people to play d&d with 🤣
As someone who has picked up BG3 with no dnd background and has become obsessed with this game, I’m so grateful for your lore videos! Interested to hear about this ice goddess as I’m currently playing an icey sorceress. Your videos are great, keep up the good work!
Yay I’m so glad you like them!!! Oooh that is so cool! I will definitely add Auril to my list ☺️❄️🧊
My Wyll romance for BG3 is an Umberlee worshipper, she's the daughter of a pirate lord who is a paladin of Umberlee (Oath of the Open Sea) and a Tempest Cleric of Umberlee. She, herself, is a Storm Sorcerer who later takes levels in Tempest Cleric. She collects shells and sea colored gems, is always singing sea shanties, and uses her ego and temper to stand up to Mizora for Wyll and Karlach. Also this is partially to play off of Wyll's canonical desire to see a mermaid when he was a kid and the mermaid romance novel he stole from his dad.
AHHHHHHHHH I LOVE EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭
"sEABITCH"
Love That For Her 😩
she IS an icon
we support women's rights and women's wrongs
I would love to see an Auril video! Icewind Dale holds such a special place in my heart
Adding her to the list!!!!! ❄️🧊😄
Omggg this look 🌊 🤩 Can’t believe I’m saying this but Umberlee might’ve dethroned Lolth as far as my favorite evil DnD goddess after this video!!! 😂
SHES GIVING MERMAIDS BY FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE 🧜♀️🧜♀️🧜♀️ I discovered your channel and love it so much. Im running a Planescape campaign and im really looking forward to hearing about Vlaakith, Auril, the Lady of Pain, and Red Knight :) thanks!
Love the makeup and as usual the lore is told in a cool way with a side of zing haha.
Tortles and Locathas (basically a fish thing) are sea themed races tho they are in books that are not as popular.
And i must say the new 2024 druid has circle of the sea and its kinda cool, a friend is playing it in one of the games im in and is also a Tortle.
But personally i love tempest clerics/storm sorcerer multiclass because you can do a nasty thing of splash them with water like Tidal wave or Watery sphere spells and then next turn maximise the damage of call lighning or lightning bolt (channel divinity from the tempest cleric). (Did i made a mistake and casted ligtning bolt underwater once and zapped the surrounding allies, mayhaps, that was the DMs rulling and honestly it was funny because of the "oh no" realisation of what i did).
Thanks for the video, cant wait to see whos next.
Thank you and YESSSS those are amazing recommendations!!! 🐢 Circle of the Sea would be perfect! And hahahaha that is such a good moment!
@kikiscoven yeah from that moment on, never again casitng any lightning spell in the presence of a body of water.
Edit: as of now the tortle druid is having such a that old uncle that everyone loves and has that deep voice that makes you go "if anyone hurts this guy im fireballing everything". While summoning water to drown ppl which is a very contradicting visual haha
This was really cool, I’m playing a new campaign at the start of the year in Deerfield. I’m playing as a chosen pirate of hers so I need to know all I can from her haha!
Is there a dnd deity of gossip? Can you imagine a temple dedicated to gossip? Instead of praying to the god, you just go to the statue thats secluded and only one person at a time can call to it, then the person has to offer hot tea and in your mind you say “My Queen, I offer you tea and I need to spill mine.”
The god goes “Ooohhh the tea is extra hot today, let’me hear the details.” And you have to talk about it before the tea turns cold.
LMAOOOOO I CANTTTT 💀 Ed Greenwood pls add this to Forgotten Realms canon
Omg you’re in Florida too?! Milton was wild. I hope you’re okay!
Yusss!!! 🌴 All safe thank the gods. Hope you and your loved ones are all good!! 🫂
@@kikiromiii That’s great to hear! We’re all good over here too! We were a bit inland, so we didn’t see the worst of it thank goodness!
@@Nature.Cleric Same here, I’m in Central FL! So glad to hear y’all are good 🫶🏼
@@kikiromiii Me too! Just north of Orlando!
@@Nature.Cleric OK NO WAY ME TOO 😭😭😭😭 Hope to see you at a Ren Faire or something!!!! 💖
My half elf bard Alythana lived a lot of her life at sea, trying to search for her mother who was shipped off to a prison camp for stealing food to feed the family. I can imagine she's definitely prayed to Umberlee out of sheer desperation before.
Though she's also probably pissed her off on more than one occasion, mainly due to boasting about that time she most definitely slew a kraken all by herself, which totally wasn't just a normal octopus.
Interestingly, by older rules as a priest you could be any alignment within a single deviation of your god. So for umberlee that could be any chaotic or any evil. So it was entirely possible to play a Chaotic Good Cleric of Umberlee.
I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD!!!! So excited for this I just KNOW the makeup is gonna be fucking top tier
YESSS BAYBEEEEEEEE
@@kikiromiii You always slay your makeup queen😌✨️💫
@@Sofia-ge6wm 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Tysm I try!!!!!!!
@@kikiromiii Of course!!!💞💞💞 Also wishing you guys luck in Florida I've never experienced a hurricane but I've heard such a terrifying things I really hope you're okay
This is amazing content! I dm for a group comprised mostly of girlies and I feel typical dnd content doesn’t catch their attention, its all their first time playing. One player made a fathomless warlock and she had me help her create her character, the only thing she was strict on was that her patron be a woman. She likes tóxicas and Umberlee is so perfect 😂 Umberlee hasn’t revealed her identity to her but has been flexing her power and scaring the crap out of the party a few instances. Plan on revealing it this next session and immediately sending her this video. She’s gonna love your content. Make up is on fleek! Keep it up!!!! 🧜♀️
(PS we also have a twilight cleric of Selune joining this session as well, I’m so excited for the drama 🎭)
YOOOOOO this is amazing HAHAH we LOVE the tóxicas here!!!!!
I swear the looks just get better and better with each video. It would be fun to see a look related to Torm or Ilmarter.
We will always support the Wave Mother girlies!!! (I need the Wavemother Robe for Gale).
I use it for my Tav if anyone is going to be cvnty and slvtty himbo its gonna be my barbariam 💅
You really went all out for the makeup, love the eyeshadow especially.
Not a well-known diety, but I like Leira, Goddess of Deception/Illusion. I made a character that was a cleric of hers once, and the lore and aesthetic is interesting.
Your vids are so fun and easy to watch queen. Thank you! Stay safe from the storms.
Thank you 😭😭😭 Appreciate ya 💖
This video made me restart BG3 as a Umberlee Cleric. I am sold!!!
Your make up always slays!! I would love a video on Chauntea next!!
Dunno why but i find malevolent or petty deities of nature far more interesting than those that are benevolent, like yes the sea is indeed bountiful with resources and treasure beyond measure, but at the same time it is also ruthless and unforgiving. Thats why Umberlee was such a cool goddess to me, her attitude of "Yeah pay me like a good sum and maybe I'll think about considering sparing your ship, no promises though
I literally love these so much
My Swashbuckler Captain Serus Redbraid utterly despises Umberlee and is suspicious that she's responsible for why every time he acquires a new ship it sooner than later gets sunk by a dragon turtle. This a sort of running gag with the character in that he can't catch a break having to constantly rebuild his position as a pirate. Each and every time it's a dragon turtle, not a kraken or any other large sea monster, possibly even a single, specific dragon turtle. He hates Bane more than Umberlee though since he was sold as a slave to a Bane worshiping merchant house in Amn, so he has a vendetta against those, hence his refusal to deal in slaves and happily kills and and all Bane worshipers he comes across if able.
There's also hints of a connection to the sea being very inherent in him, as he's a half elf, with most people, himself included, assuming he's half drow based on his appearance since he has memories of a drow woman, but he might be misremembering, or possibly lying, OR might have had his memories tampered with, and might hint that he could be half aquatic elf.
Hahaha I love this gag! and Bane you say? You may be interested in my next video 😉
The makeup is so pretty, and I didn’t know anything about Umberlee so this is great. For the next video, I’d love to know more about Sune! 🩷🧜♀️
OMGGG UMBERLEE FINALLY U COVERED MY FAV!!
OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS VIDEO
Umberlee is definitely one of my favorite gods in the Forgotten Realms. She's so fun and interesting, and I especially find the fact that she's not only CALLED the "Bitch Queen" but is OK with it to be extra intriguing. Like, she's honest with herself, and probably doesn't care what you say about her as long as it's true and you give her the respect and tithes she feels are due. At least, that's the vibe I get.
I did make a cleric of hers below the cut, never played him (and never played DND outside of BG3 haha) but I like him a lot.
Dread Undertow Morngrund, True Servant of the Wave (originally Morngrund Stonebound)
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180's (middle-aged) / male / duergar
- 4ft Duergar cleric (Tempest domain), treasure-hunting servant of the Bitch Queen Umberlee
-A member of the lower-class Stonebound clan, Morngrund was far less stern than his kin, being more outwardly jovial and dramatic than his society's culture permitted. He was exiled to the surface in his youth for theft, finding his way as he climbed out from the Underdark into a cave where a band of pirates were hiding out. He had a strong arm from a life of labor, wisdom that comes from survival, and sharper eyes in the dark than any of the crew could claim. Because of these, he was hired on.
-His best friend amongst the crew was a wood elf named Zephyra Ithilorn. Though duergar are raised with a hatred of other races, ESPECIALLY elves, Morngrund and Zephyra got along like a ship on fire. Zephyra's a fast-talking, fast-walking, sharp-witted bard who often talks her way out of trouble as much as she talked her way into it. Her sense of humor tickled Morngrund, and in her was his first real friendship. She also taught him how to play the flute and the hand drum.
-After a few months into pirating, disaster struck off the coast of Waterdeep as the crew was trying to port and cash in their ill-gotten goods. The Bitch Queen felt left out of the spoils and felt that if she won't have part of it, she would have all of it. As the captain and the rest of the crew died, Morngrund had an idea to offer parley with Umberlee, which he spoke to Zephyra so she could do the convincing. Their offer was this: if the two of them are spared and left with half the treasure to outfit themselves, they'd devote their lives in service to Umberlee. As they swore this, the tides quieted, and the clouds parted with a final warning spark of lightning shattering the decorative figurehead of a kraken in front of the ship. The two survivors safely landed.
-Neither one of them had any real intention of keeping their vow to Umberlee, but Morngrund quickly warmed to the idea that being in the Bitch Queen's service wouldn't actually be a bad deal. Her clerics are free to take any offerings left at her shrines for themselves, and can bargain their way into charging essentially whatever the hell they want to sailors who wish for safe passage, with the only caveat being that Umberlee must get a share of offerings and worship that she deems worth the trouble.
-This is where Morngrund and Zephyra's relationship shatters. When Morngrund expresses his intention to swear loyalty to Umberlee, Zephyra reacts as though she had been betrayed. She refused to be beholden to anyone, especially one who earned the nickname of "the Bitch Queen" for a multitude of reasons. She thought Morngrund would join her as she fled inland, as far from Umberlee's domain as she could go. Knowing Umberlee wouldn't accept such a slight against her, and knowing that Morngrund wouldn't give up the sea AND would be drowned since he'd already given himself to Umberlee, they both were aware that Morngrund would have to kill Zephyra. The two battled to a near standstill, with Zephyra able to make a quick escape. Unknown to Morngrund, Zephyra would become pacted as a warlock to a Faerie, selling her soul in exchange for protection.
-Morngrund is tasked with gathering strength and intelligence while on the sea so that he can finally track Zephyra down inland and return her (dead or alive, probably dead) and the debt she owes to Umberlee, while keeping the fickle bitch appeased with trinkets cast into the ocean and daily worship rituals.
-He misses his friendship with Zephyra dearly, but has convinced himself that he hates her and that she's a traitor to him. On the flip-side, he loves being a cleric of Umberlee and even loves Umberlee himself, as he finds her greed and fickle temper fun to keep up with. He's not afraid to make jest about her temperamental qualities, even to Umberlee herself, as he feels she doesn't really care what people say negatively about her if it's true, so long as they still worship her. He pleases her with songs on the flute and drum in her honor (while trying not to think about where he learned to play), and is clever with how he finds the resources to perform the daily rituals he must do to appease her.
UNDA THE SEEEAAAAAA
🎶 🗣️🎤 LIVES THE B*TCH QUEEN, UMBERLEEE 🎼
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Siren style dirgesinger bard that sings Umberlee's drowned dead into rising from the depths. Fathomless warlock that goes all-in and doubles down from there on the tentacles.
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Oh almost forgot. My character idea for Umberlee might be a bit of a stretch but hear me out. He's a water genasi with jellyfish features and an Aberrant Mind Sorcerer. The idea is to flavor his telekinetic abilities as strong sea winds moving things and his mind control abilities as using shocks of electricity to control the movement or muscles of people and override their autonomy. His origin spells are also flavored to fit with their "jellyfish who does psychic stuff" theme, like Arms of Hadar being a flailing of their many tentacles around themselves to shock nearby enemies or Sending as an electric wave that his target can interpret as a message in the brain.
As per his backstory, he was raised by a coven of sea hags to worship Umberlee and carry out her will. Think of the coven like if Ursula from Little Mermaid was part of a sapphic polycule that messes with both sea and surface dwellers just for the funsies. On the side, the coven has a business of granting wishes to those who seek their services in exchange for gold things that are very dear to them and if they don't make good on their deal they invoke the name of Umberlee to deal with such cheapskates, y'know typical hag stuff. They use the earnings to pay tribute to Umberlee and to stay on good terms with her. So anyways, bussiness has been slow one day and they couldn't do anything to go out and endorse their services since sea hags are canonically so hideous that they could kill people by just looking at them. And so by using magic they made my character as a means to spread word of the coven and endorse their small business.
As my character was raised by the coven who were basically his mothers, he was taught magic along with worshipping Umberlee and how to run a bussiness. As a kid he goes out to other seafolk and with his charming and bubbly personality he spreads the word of the covens business and gets them to come over. And it works, the coven and their business grow in popularity as my character brings in more costumers day by day. Then as a teenager, the coven introduces him to the more darker parts of Umberlees worship where they have to sacrifice live individuals in secrecy to appease the goddess, my character wasn't exactly on board with the idea but he didn't want to upset his mother's or the goddess so with his mind powers he beckons victims to go to a secret grotto where he can conduct the sacrifice. One day, he gets caught doing this and to save his mothers reputation he takes credit for all the sacrifices and that he was using them to gain power to slay his coven and take over the business. This shifts attention from the coven to him which puts a mark on his back and in order to evade the wrath of the seafolk, he escapes to the surface and has been roaming the land ever since.
Love your videos for far ❤️ would you consider expanding to make dieties? If so would love a series on the dead three.
Absolutely, the Dead Three are on my list!!!! 💖
"Umberlee" sounds like something some hipster would name their kid to "make them stand out more"
this is little Umberleigh Anne Breyleinne 🙏💖
Looking forward to your videos on Sune and Lliira.
It's a genuine crime that they were excluded from BG3.
I loveeeed this video and the water genassie mod sounds so fun! Would you consider making a video about thyr ?( the paladims who trind to catch karlach say they’re Thyrs servants) i would love to know the lore❤
Oooh absolutely, I haven’t gotten him recommended yet! I’ll add em to my running list of requests 😄
Ayo, this ain't no coincidence, wtf?
I was just brainstorming an idea with my bestie about making a Drow treasure hunter who is from a lineage of Drows that fled the underdark to live on an island so they are chill and friendly and they even made friendly with Umberlee.
(Going from 8 legged slider goddess to 8 legged tentacle goddess)
And Umberlee finds my Drow entertaining cuz she gets into all sorts of nonsense so she blessed her with the ability to never drown. Which leads to my Drow getting kidnapped often by pirates which Umberlee wants so she can find ships to drown easier and reap their treasures.
But Drow has a horrible sense of direction and gets lost often, and whenever Umberlee helps it's usually not so friendly. Such as using the winds to YEET objects at her head when she asks what direction she is suppose to be going in.
Also Drow fights with a fishing rod staff thing and ends up fishing out the most unholy abominations on accident.
She is unserious and Max Charisma, complimentary to her bestie Assimar who is a dark urge and just fucking eats people
Also sometimes my Drow would ask for Umberlee's assistance in battle by sacrificing a treasure to her, and when she starts swinging random tentacles appear like Bayonetta3 with Kraken's weapon equipped
OH ALSO, i would love a Chauntea video, my first DnD character, a Minotaur Cleric, was a worshipper of Chauntea and got disintegrated. But became an archangel of Chauntea and defeated a demon lord 😊
Looking forward to watching your video over the goth god of baddies Lolth! Go off Queen.
How about Waukeen and Finder Wyvernspur?
i really wish we could choose umberlee as a diety
Right?!? Thank goodness for mods but I agree it would have been AWESOME to have more evil clerics in BG3 😈
@@kikiromiiiI mean, yeah, my tiamat worshipping tempest cleric lightning charge durge was cool and she was powerful, but Image that with unberlee! So stylish
My very first dungeons and dragons character worshipped Umberlee. The character was a female mage named Rebecca, and everyone asked why I even picked a patron deity especially since I had picked a CE one. To which the only response was "Because she calls herself the Bitch Queen!" What other reason is needed? lol
What mod are you using for your bG3 character??:)
I use Elemental Power - Playable Genasi by @tepkunset on Nexus Mods! www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/4741
If only the Umberlee items had more value in game 😅
Well the robe in BG3 makes you permanently wet xD
Me and the girlies worshipping the most evil women of all time (she is a girlypop so it's ok)
we support women’s wrongs 👏👏👏
Love me an empowered woman reclaiming a slur, SLAY.... SLAY YOUR ENEMIES. CLAIM YOUR THRONE!!! BECAUSE WE ARE ONE AND WE ARE MANY!!!!