BATWOMAN EPISODE 3 REVIEW | Kate Kane Isn't a Hero! She's a Monster!

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  • I didn't think it was possible for the Arrowverse to blight the audience with another "hero" as despicable as Barry Allen, but god help us all, they may have just proved me wrong.
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    DISCLAIMER: Apparently, I got the elevators mixed up. Kate's parents were in the first elevator that she saved with the grappling hook and the second explosion took out a different elevator and that's the one that Kate didn't bother with. The thing is, though, Kate had no idea if there were people in any of those elevators. The one she saved having her parents in it was a complete coincidence. The elevator she didn't bother saving could very well have had people in it for all she knew, and if it did, those people are dead now because Batwoman didn't care about saving them.
    So, yes, I mixed up the elevators, but that doesn't change anything. There was still an elevator which may have contained people that crashed to the bottom floor because Batwoman didn't try to save it. Batwoman was still being incredibly careless and thoughtless when it comes to saving lives, so the end result is still the same: Batwoman is horrible.
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  • @ttthttpd
    @ttthttpd 5 років тому +269

    "An innocent man is now dead" -- Bold of you to assume the target demographic cares about either innocence or men

  • @leopoldoastudillo7189
    @leopoldoastudillo7189 5 років тому +260

    There is a reason why she was mute in John Wick.

    • @shayla106
      @shayla106 5 років тому +27

      Yeah, she can only play a specific role mute/cocky.

    • @psychicpebbles98
      @psychicpebbles98 5 років тому +13

      And dead

    • @limeyndixie
      @limeyndixie 5 років тому +3

      I said that word for word less than 24 hours ago.

    • @DeadPool-us9ku
      @DeadPool-us9ku 5 років тому +4

      I forgot she was in that movie

    • @tjnj2256
      @tjnj2256 4 роки тому +3

      yep... she did nothing but stare in that movie.

  • @Darklight5953
    @Darklight5953 5 років тому +1108

    Critics: "Everyone is raving about Batwoman"
    Fans: "Who are you talking about"

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +59

      You meant BatMAAM.

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 років тому +75

      Batwoman rating on rotten tomatoes is 71 and joker rating is 69 never trust rotten tomatoes

    • @turtleinashirt
      @turtleinashirt 5 років тому +29

      I’m raving about Batwoman. If by raving, you mean mad. I’m mad. It’s shit.

    • @Optimaloptimus
      @Optimaloptimus 5 років тому +3

      bandito dorito That’s the catch, I don’t. And never will.

    • @bentonmarcum8509
      @bentonmarcum8509 5 років тому +3

      They misspelled ranting.

  • @Misp7871
    @Misp7871 5 років тому +247

    As a woman this series is horrible! Stop making batman a bad guy because he's a man!??

    • @ClawBrick
      @ClawBrick 5 років тому +3

      Thye respected batman in this sow did you even watch it? no man hating happened on the show

    • @Misp7871
      @Misp7871 5 років тому +51

      @@ClawBrick really? They kept saying how he left someone to die which batman would never do nor leave goth an without a knight yeah I get there are Multiverse of different versions of batman. But in this series they are really just trying to hate on batman to make way for batwoman

    • @ThePostalGril
      @ThePostalGril 5 років тому +19

      what show was you watching? it was full of man-hating crap

    • @NightMotorcyclist
      @NightMotorcyclist 5 років тому +8

      her lackadaisical actions are basically how modern women are these days. They go out of their way to make sure people know it was a woman doing the work or tending to victims. Hell, the media helps them push this crap as well.

    • @Merisu_Sheep
      @Merisu_Sheep 4 роки тому +8

      IKR and I just love how she neglected to save people to put on her makeup..... that sounds more sexist then feminist

  • @MirandaSinistra
    @MirandaSinistra 5 років тому +1412

    The best thing about Batwhaman are the youtube reviews.

    • @gabrielgutierrez913
      @gabrielgutierrez913 5 років тому +17

      I particularly love Mr H ones.

    • @Starbits7
      @Starbits7 5 років тому +28

      So true! Other than these ones by Thorias, I really like JLongbone's. So funny

    • @vegasrenie
      @vegasrenie 5 років тому +15

      So true! And I’m glad they’re watching it so that I don’t have to!

    • @toddsellers289
      @toddsellers289 5 років тому +3

      was just thinking that

    • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
      @justsomeponywithamustache8731 5 років тому +1

      People are making money.

  • @moosebear3092
    @moosebear3092 5 років тому +121

    "Ruby rose couldn't act heartbroken" yeah bud, you could have just stopped that sentence at "couldn't act" but very well. You've earned my sub

  • @TheFilthyCringer
    @TheFilthyCringer 5 років тому +630

    Civillian: Oh my god they're gonna die in an hour!
    Male hero: I got a broken arm, nose and half my ribs are snapped, internal bleeding plus some definite head trauma but i'll still try my best to save them!
    Civillian: Oh my god they're gonna die in a few minutes
    Batwoman: Hold up, gotta get my makeup and wig on.

    • @jibrael5705
      @jibrael5705 5 років тому +27

      LOL

    • @gameraider100
      @gameraider100 5 років тому +53

      Aaaand THAT'S my problem with the Batwoman suit

    • @CandyApples4ever
      @CandyApples4ever 5 років тому +18

      Laurence Barnes
      She should just glue the wig on.
      And then if she wanna do make up she do it after she saved everyone.

    • @k8ie933
      @k8ie933 5 років тому +20

      even supergirl can do better.

    • @Chucklzzz
      @Chucklzzz 5 років тому +54

      "I'll just be five minutes!" - Said no super hero ever until now.

  • @flingmonkey5494
    @flingmonkey5494 5 років тому +54

    "An innocent man is dead". In feminist logic, " an innocent hamster is head" would carry more weight. The fact that "an innocent man is dead" is more of a bonus than a problem.

    • @flingmonkey5494
      @flingmonkey5494 5 років тому +3

      @Dog House Yeah, sorry, it was indeed a speeding error. But in truth, with "An innocent hamster is dead" the feminists could at least feel some sympathy for the hamster, and I honestly believe that. According to feminism, no man is innocent, and I have seen enough cries to "kill all men", with the idiots proposing that being praised, to tell me that they would rate the hamster more highly.

    • @flingmonkey5494
      @flingmonkey5494 5 років тому +1

      @Dog House But politicians run on votes, and feminists claim to represent all women, and that is a LOT of votes. So the politicians kowtow to the feminists.

  • @budgiecat9039
    @budgiecat9039 5 років тому +443

    Kate Kane: "I need you to stop killing for at least 24 hours"
    Beth (Alice) Kane: "And what if I don't??"
    Kate Kane: "DAAAAAAAAAAD!"

    • @WernerB9175
      @WernerB9175 5 років тому +39

      Yeah after seeing how a heroine can let someone freely go even though they keep killing people, just because they're family...don't know if this is canon, but wow.. horrible writing

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn 5 років тому +15

      Yeah in the flash season one captain cold knows his real name so Barry tell him ok I won’t stop you unless you kill someone that is more believable then this shit

    • @jesseseonza2929
      @jesseseonza2929 5 років тому +7

      It explains cronyism corruption.
      And how hacks protect evil members of their club for personal benefit/gain
      Sound familiar?
      Probably the core of this whole presentation.
      Stinko

    • @JesseGolo
      @JesseGolo 4 роки тому +2

      @Cullen Diethron In The Flash, Cold is the one who offered the deal. And Barry was prepared to disregard it but for the danger it posed to his family. And he said that he'd capture Cold if he crossed the line at any point. Batwoman was like, I'll give you your boyfriend if you don't kill anyone today.

    • @JesseGolo
      @JesseGolo 4 роки тому +4

      @UNIVERSAL SPACE EXPEDITIONER And so, if you have a crazy relative who kills people after being missing for years, instead of getting them to a mental hospital, you'll just give them whatever they want if they don't kill for a day? You sound like the kind of person who would get in an abusive relationship.

  • @TheGinga
    @TheGinga 5 років тому +231

    Critics: “Everyone Is Raving about Batwoman”
    Fans: “huh?”

    • @randomduck8679
      @randomduck8679 5 років тому +16

      The Ginga What fans?

    • @Snake-ms7sj
      @Snake-ms7sj 5 років тому +20

      Never heard of this individual "Everyone". Is that their first or last name?

    • @Sizdothyx
      @Sizdothyx 5 років тому +5

      "Raving" is ambiguous.

    • @Killzoneguy117
      @Killzoneguy117 4 роки тому +3

      The fans are raving! All 4 of them!

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 4 роки тому

      Well technically we are raving about Batwoman. Ranting and raving. You know complaining because of how awful it is.

  • @talentleesdorito9771
    @talentleesdorito9771 5 років тому +87

    Batman:its not who i am underneath but what i do that defines me
    Batwoman:im a woman

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +3

      Batman was so good at his job, for a good while when he started out, people thought he was a MYTH. Just criminals jumping at shadows!
      Batwoman is posing for gay magazines.

  • @Deadshotya
    @Deadshotya 5 років тому +260

    She literally endangered her own family just to avoid getting misgendered 💀

    • @TazBoy2K
      @TazBoy2K 4 роки тому +22

      Welcome to 2019 folks, strap in for the ride cause 2020 is about to get here and its gonna be even more wild.

    • @sergiogonzalez1724
      @sergiogonzalez1724 4 роки тому +2

      Joshua Salisbury It wasn’t about being mis gendered, it was so that she wouldn’t be mistaken for Batman 🤦‍♂️

    • @GingerZombie29
      @GingerZombie29 4 роки тому +19

      @@sergiogonzalez1724 yeah, that's a priority.

    • @FatJesus15
      @FatJesus15 4 роки тому +3

      @@TazBoy2K oh how right you were lol

    • @GagsAnimation
      @GagsAnimation 4 роки тому

      What?

  • @schwarzerritter5724
    @schwarzerritter5724 5 років тому +335

    There is a way of making a sequel character without shitting on the original.
    Has anyone here seen Batman Beyond?

    • @TheFatalcrest
      @TheFatalcrest 5 років тому +26

      But thats not woke! All the kids are woke these days!

    • @TheSolfilm
      @TheSolfilm 5 років тому +5

      @@TheFatalcrest Replace the main character by a bisexual or a transgender, maybe, it could become woke.

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 5 років тому +70

      You know what I've never seen anyone ask?
      Where is:
      Commission Gordon
      Barbara Gordon/Batgirl/Oracle
      Harvey Dent
      Alfred Pennyworth
      Luscious Fox
      Whoever is the mayor
      Dick Grayson
      Tim Drake
      Jason Todd
      Bruce Wayne and Batman have been missing for 3 years but where are these missing characters lol
      This whole show takes place in Batman's universe yet none of the people in Batman's universe even exist lol

    • @SdotWebb
      @SdotWebb 5 років тому +14

      Amazingly even though terry is the Successor and a Son of Batman he still isn't anywhere near what the original was even with the Suit. It's perfect

    • @bluedragon8417
      @bluedragon8417 5 років тому +22

      It funny how batman beyond got this right so many years ago and media today just seems to fail at it so bloody hard. It is really that hard to show some respect to the character who held the title before you?

  • @peterpatron4822
    @peterpatron4822 5 років тому +85

    What's Kate's sister's name?
    Mary
    Mary what?
    Mary Sue
    [cue CSI: Miami Theme]

    • @knightyagami7841
      @knightyagami7841 4 роки тому +6

      YEAH YEAH YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

    • @dontrailtyson8405
      @dontrailtyson8405 4 роки тому

      Lmao.

    • @coolbeans3752
      @coolbeans3752 4 роки тому +1

      YYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

    • @haku8135
      @haku8135 3 роки тому +1

      Her blood LITERALLY cures cancer now.
      No, i'm not joking. That's what they're going with in season 2. Just 3 episodes in too.

  • @arnowisp6244
    @arnowisp6244 5 років тому +464

    "Maybe I'm better than Batman."
    Shouldn't it be.
    "Maybe I don't need to be Batman. I just need to be me."

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 5 років тому +61

      They havent even shown Batman yet in this series and already he seems like the worlds dumbest detective lol

    • @Jake.Nash629
      @Jake.Nash629 5 років тому +30

      Yeah that'd be the line if it had good writers or was a good show

    • @trarzene
      @trarzene 5 років тому +9

      You would think

    • @SdotWebb
      @SdotWebb 5 років тому +38

      Admitting a ounce of humility and humbleness isn't the direction of Woke I guess

    • @VenomBroly
      @VenomBroly 5 років тому +4

      Arno Wisp even Superman is not better than batman

  • @thoriasunlimited4053
    @thoriasunlimited4053  5 років тому +16

    I'm going to put this in the video description too, but just for the record...
    Apparently, I got the elevators mixed up. Kate's parents were in the first elevator that she saved with the grappling hook and the second explosion took out a different elevator and THAT'S the one that Kate didn't bother saving. The thing is, though, Kate had no idea if there were people in any of those elevators. The one she saved having her parents in it was a complete coincidence. The elevator she didn't bother saving could very well have had people in it for all she knew, and if it did, those people are dead now because Batwoman didn't care about saving them.
    So, yes, I got the elevators mixed up, but the fact remains that Batwoman was still being incredibly careless and thoughtless when it comes to saving lives. So I got some of the details wrong, but the end result is still the same: Batwoman is horrible.

  • @theMyouknow
    @theMyouknow 5 років тому +340

    Quote of today "Its Bat-Acting"

  • @Spotty2Wily
    @Spotty2Wily 5 років тому +86

    So Kate took the time to have her suit altered while innocent lives were at stake, not lifting a finger to help....? Talk about ridiculous!
    Terry McGinnis of Batman Beyond when dealing with Robert Vance who's now a computer program and escaped in his suit, did not hesitate and went after it WITHOUT the need of a new suit, just Bruce's Belt and Nightwing's mask!!
    These writers try so hard to make Batwoman above the original beloved superhero but FAILED MISERABLY!!!

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 4 роки тому +3

      Cachorro I like that episode

    • @zeroday5441
      @zeroday5441 4 роки тому +2

      I also love the fact that he can get into Joker's head

    • @JayKayEllEmm
      @JayKayEllEmm 4 роки тому +1

      Cachorro I remember that. When Terry’s suit was broken, I was hoping we’d get, like, 5 episodes of Terry in Bruce’s old suit to truly show that he doesn’t need the enhancements (for context, the suit increases the strength of the wearer by 10 and it has a million other special abilities like flight, invisibility, enhanced senses, batarang shooter, etc.)

  • @drumguy1384
    @drumguy1384 5 років тому +192

    "If it turns out to be the bartender I will ... complain on the internet!" A remarkably accurate threat, lol

    • @solidraven6986
      @solidraven6986 5 років тому +4

      @Scott Berg nah I heard it's Rachel maddow

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn 5 років тому

      Rachel Maddow she is terrible and it’s only her voVoice

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 5 років тому

      It's not a threat... It's the truth

    • @drumguy1384
      @drumguy1384 5 років тому +1

      ​@@ambuknight The statement itself is a threat, regardless of its truthfulness. It will remain neither true nor untrue until the condition is met and the threat is either carried out or not.
      Do people not know what words mean anymore? shm

    • @ambuknight
      @ambuknight 5 років тому

      @@drumguy1384 no I understand what you are saying and my apologies on not impileing knowing... Forgive me but I don't count it as a threat for I grew in a concept that a threat means something hurtful will occur. In his case he talks about his dislike of the show if it gets worse.... But now saying it aloud it can be a threat for now adays everyone says your words inspire Malice... Considering that is a response of a joke talking about insensitive.

  • @Gandoan
    @Gandoan 5 років тому +18

    I remember the Animated series Batman episode with Catwoman in it. In the animated series Catwoman is actually a very decent person and fighting for animal protection. But she still steals, Batman is drawn to her. But in the end he still arrests her even though it pains him.
    Imagine that, holding her accountable for something like theft... and here we are in this episode where her sister is a full blown murderer and Batwoman still refuses to catch her.
    Batman felt guilt for Joker murdering people because he WOULDN'T kill joker. Even though he did everything he could to keep catching Joker without crossing the line. it was the system that would continuously fail Gotham not him, yet Batman still felt guilt.

  • @TheCultureCommentary
    @TheCultureCommentary 5 років тому +119

    Ok so to summarize: To avoid the Batsuit falling into the wrong hands being dangerous..... Bruce Wayne invented something that would be even more dangerous that could (and would) fall into the wrong hands. WHAT THE ACTUAL F ????

    • @arnowisp6244
      @arnowisp6244 5 років тому +17

      It makes more sense to put a tracking device in the suit and shock pads to knock out whoever is wearing said suit....and we already know the batsuit already has shock pads for waking up a knocked out batman.

    • @maxlean6879
      @maxlean6879 5 років тому +12

      Why have Wayne industries be the one developing the weapon? Why not make it Lexcorp, Cadmus, or one of the possibly hundreds of evil weapon makers in DC comics? I’m afraid they may try to have an evil Bruce or something, beaten by Kate

    • @Maverick-7508
      @Maverick-7508 5 років тому +1

      Funny thing is that in the older comics he used to use guns. its the last 40-50 years that they made it a no go.

  • @doctorlolchicken7478
    @doctorlolchicken7478 5 років тому +76

    Someone award this man a Purple Heart.

    • @carealoo744
      @carealoo744 5 років тому +6

      💜

    • @kam9343
      @kam9343 4 роки тому +3

      💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜 💜

  • @achilles7074
    @achilles7074 5 років тому +533

    I don’t watch the shows but I love these reviews

  • @mgtow-balance3409
    @mgtow-balance3409 5 років тому +36

    flash: "my name is barry allen. and i am the FASTEST simp alive"
    kate kane: "i'm batwoe-man, hear me whine"

    • @zeroday5441
      @zeroday5441 4 роки тому

      Explain the Simp part
      (I'm a MGTOW myself, its just that Its been a looooooooong time & I only saw the first 2 seasons)

    • @RaikageSama
      @RaikageSama 4 роки тому

      @@zeroday5441 a simp is a women worshipping male!!

    • @rowanphillips3497
      @rowanphillips3497 4 роки тому

      How is the Flash a simp? I never watched past the second episode since it was so stupid, but I’m still curious

    • @zeroday5441
      @zeroday5441 4 роки тому +2

      @@rowanphillips3497 just watch
      You'll understand soon enough

  • @Danny27125
    @Danny27125 5 років тому +380

    The only people still watching this show
    Are people that fell asleep with the TV on

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 років тому +9

      And feminist

    • @cildryan
      @cildryan 5 років тому +22

      @@talentleesdorito9771 actually they are just bragging about how good it is even tho they arent even watching it.

    • @DeepThinker193
      @DeepThinker193 5 років тому +9

      what if all the views come people who commited suicde in front their tv but forgot to turn off the tv?

    • @misterblox4717
      @misterblox4717 5 років тому +1

      I just watch it to see how bad it looks

    • @3dmaster205
      @3dmaster205 5 років тому +1

      Or need to review it for the views.

  • @DXUnlimitedGamer
    @DXUnlimitedGamer 5 років тому +50

    Batwoman Episode 3: *comes out*
    Thorias Unlimited: Aw shit, here we go again

  • @keeganh8874
    @keeganh8874 5 років тому +99

    Burst out laughing at tommy fumbling with the gun, who paid real money for this to get made?

  • @JaushaWu
    @JaushaWu 5 років тому +40

    Me watching this video:
    My husband listening from the kitchen:
    Why is Kermit the Frog mad at Batwoman?
    😂😂😂😂

  • @45darkrai
    @45darkrai 5 років тому +287

    Can’t tell if the show borderline hates Batman as a whole.

    • @jamstonjulian6947
      @jamstonjulian6947 5 років тому +68

      Well, he is a man, so they can't elevate him. They have to bring him down in order to try and make Batwoman look good.

    • @KodieUnknown
      @KodieUnknown 5 років тому +20

      Jamston Julian Precisely...but they can’t even do THAT right!

    • @jacobwhitfield5429
      @jacobwhitfield5429 5 років тому +10

      Hey just like Supergirl season 1 where the show shit on superman

    • @RHBR01
      @RHBR01 5 років тому +1

      "borderline" lol

    • @g-mandacomicfan350
      @g-mandacomicfan350 5 років тому +11

      They hate him. Hes a white, straight male. He cant be a good guy if hes those!!
      White, straight guys just cant win against Feminazis like the idiots running this show.
      I, as those things and a HUGE Batfan, am legitimately angered by how much this show slams Batman and his character just because hes a man. Its annoying

  • @Cell287
    @Cell287 5 років тому +40

    Batwoman: I’m a better Batman
    Joker: I’m going to end her career

  • @BruvahSulaiman
    @BruvahSulaiman 5 років тому +26

    There's no logic. If Tommy believed Batman was back then he would know that Batman would show up to save the day without Kate going to get him.
    After sending Kate to get Batman a Batwoman with the same height as Kate shows up and no one knows who Batwoman is?

  • @gutsgattsu5541
    @gutsgattsu5541 5 років тому +37

    13:34
    That’s Hush. Jesus Christ that’s Hush. What did they do to him?!
    Look at how they massacred my boy...

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 5 років тому

      First the animated movie now this
      2019 isn’t a good year for Hush fans

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 5 років тому +1

      the baron
      The movie was good but the twist with Hush is stupid

  • @durantes
    @durantes 5 років тому +82

    I’ve seen B-rated films on the sci-fi channel more competent than this
    Dude I’ve no idea how you kept your sanity after this fustercluck. Besta luck with your therapy

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 5 років тому +7

      Definitely the new Catwoman is that random flirty bartender. Its too predictable not to be. So now Catwoman is bisexual lol

    • @jessefulton8841
      @jessefulton8841 5 років тому

      Durante626 best comment ever

  • @davon_DaGod
    @davon_DaGod 5 років тому +54

    We need Bane to snap her back in half, but she's a Mary Sue. So they won't let that happen, sigh....

    • @kamudo999
      @kamudo999 5 років тому +2

      did you think bane will care to show up in this series?

    • @goodnesswhy
      @goodnesswhy 5 років тому +5

      She'd probably just get back up and tell him she had extra back-armor or something, then proceeds to beat him with some girl-power music. So cOoL!

    • @OneEyedCloud01
      @OneEyedCloud01 5 років тому +3

      They'd make a female Bane probably. A goon or a normal girl who found some venom and overthrew him because of his weak toxicity maleness or some bs

  • @DeepThinker193
    @DeepThinker193 5 років тому +33

    She's the hero no one needs or deserves.

    • @stonelicht1171
      @stonelicht1171 5 років тому +2

      Bat man(Bruce) must have made the gun so people can kill batwoman cos she's a failure

  • @TheRoflcer
    @TheRoflcer 5 років тому +54

    "Were gonna smash the glass ceiling (Cause it apparently still exists despite the last 40 years of Film-making) and erase the gender stereotypes of female characters"
    "Hol up, I gotta put on my makeup on"

    • @greatleader4841
      @greatleader4841 5 років тому +3

      Hold up, i gotta make sure i have a long haired wig.

  • @CaptainAce847
    @CaptainAce847 5 років тому +21

    Sister or not Alice is a murderer she must be held accountable for her actions. Blood ties must not stand in the way of justice

  • @Hyozon
    @Hyozon 5 років тому +290

    Critics: “Everyone is raving about Batwoman,”
    Fans: “Am I a joke to you?”

    • @cambayat
      @cambayat 5 років тому +7

      What fans?

    • @TaoScribble
      @TaoScribble 5 років тому +10

      They're confusing ranting for raving.

    • @jeffhaughton2902
      @jeffhaughton2902 5 років тому +9

      A very similar disconnect to the impeachment BS .
      The news : guilty, guilty, guilty
      Americans who’ve read the Ukraine transcript....... what ? , what ? , what ?

    • @rohithkumar8708
      @rohithkumar8708 5 років тому +1

      @Yafet Shibeshi nah captain marvel only made money cause it rode on endgame hype. It was just a month before endgame

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn 5 років тому

      And there were Scenes in captain marvel that were going to tie into end game

  • @jazzosazzo4279
    @jazzosazzo4279 5 років тому +23

    She’s more villain than hero

  • @helenrunion5613
    @helenrunion5613 5 років тому +42

    You show more emotion in your brief times of silence than Ruby Rose did the entire episode. Your facial expressions say it all!

    • @Snake-ms7sj
      @Snake-ms7sj 5 років тому +1

      I'm surprised this sh**show even made it to 3 episodes.

  • @vanilliqs9303
    @vanilliqs9303 4 роки тому +3

    "But I guess that would've made too much sense." WHEEZE

  • @darkrider5455
    @darkrider5455 5 років тому +151

    This show gave us something good. These Reviews.

    • @Mato1970
      @Mato1970 5 років тому +3

      I'm going to keep watching the show just so I can keep watching these videos.
      Incidentally,, to add to the "wokeness," the woman on the radio was voiced by Rachel Maddow.

  • @reginaphalange9417
    @reginaphalange9417 4 роки тому +6

    "...because he's a straight white man, he doesn't need to know things" 😂

  • @filippians413
    @filippians413 5 років тому +45

    At least you've discovered the cure for insomnia!

  • @elongatedmanforever1252
    @elongatedmanforever1252 5 років тому +53

    Batman vs superman:" we Made batman kill & use Guns."
    Batwahmen:" hold My woke beer ."

    • @daimonatkins3046
      @daimonatkins3046 5 років тому

      savitarsavior Flashfan Xd
      DEFINITELY

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 5 років тому +2

      Why is the beer woke?? Do progressive types ruin more then just IPs with their touch? lol

    • @elongatedmanforever1252
      @elongatedmanforever1252 5 років тому +5

      Hell I don't even know why we even call them progressives ??? they are just as bigoted as the bigots they bitch about Batwahmen literally cares more about looking a wahmen then saving lives?? how is this not Misogynistic ???
      Yeah they ain't progressive they are a bunch of egomaniacal Hypocrites.

    • @elongatedmanforever1252
      @elongatedmanforever1252 5 років тому +3

      Yeah these idiots are like a cancer they ruin everything.

  • @TheSouloftheDragon
    @TheSouloftheDragon 5 років тому +34

    So....where'd they get the red wig? If it was in the Batcave, why is there a red wig in the Batcave? I have so many questions about the red wig.
    Also, nice to see a "hero" let a mass murderer go.

    • @schwarzerritter5724
      @schwarzerritter5724 5 років тому +8

      Maybe the wig was a piece of evidence Batman kept?
      The wig once being worn by the Joker would make a much better story than this show.

    • @williamtimonen6814
      @williamtimonen6814 5 років тому

      Maybe they took inspiration from Arrow?

  • @browncoatebberon7121
    @browncoatebberon7121 3 роки тому +4

    Okay, a year late but rewatching the series, the statement about the "new catwoman", was hilarious. That complain on the internet was so close, it wasn't the bartender but her sister, inadvertently getting that close was impressive and got a massive laugh.

  • @mcflurry6670
    @mcflurry6670 5 років тому +157

    I just came home from Zombieland 2 and was extremely happy about it - the writing was better than expected, the acting was great, the characters were great, zombie kills were great, there were new elements and the pace was great.
    Checked my phone as soon as I got home and saw this. My day couldn’t get any better. Thank you. 🤣

    • @Razer5542
      @Razer5542 5 років тому +10

      First movie was better tho.

    • @emiliodiaz3927
      @emiliodiaz3927 5 років тому +2

      The second trailer really put me of it :/ guess I’ll give it a try

    • @fizzbrew
      @fizzbrew 5 років тому +3

      Glad you enjoyed it but I feel like Stan from South Park because all I saw was shit.

    • @justsomeponywithamustache8731
      @justsomeponywithamustache8731 5 років тому +1

      Mc Flurry
      That’s funny. The woke reviews said it was terrible.

    • @mcflurry6670
      @mcflurry6670 5 років тому +2

      Macaroni Zero I literally had zero expectations about it so I guess that helped. It also doesn’t hurt the fact that Woody, Jesse and Emma can act.

  • @JavelinAngel1295
    @JavelinAngel1295 4 роки тому +4

    I've seen Power Ranger fights that look more convincing and have the ability to make people suspend their disbelief better than any fight scene in Batwoman.

    • @lucaschannel726
      @lucaschannel726 3 роки тому

      Agree!!! Power rangers was made with heart and care for their damn show and their fans!!!

    • @KuroAceVT
      @KuroAceVT 3 роки тому

      @@lucaschannel726 not completely true. _im looking at you, 2010-2018_

  • @Mike649foxx
    @Mike649foxx 5 років тому +49

    I hear that this show is responsible for a recent upsurge in cancer.

    • @erynncollier8672
      @erynncollier8672 5 років тому +1

      also aids

    • @ararepotato1420
      @ararepotato1420 5 років тому +1

      I also heard that there is a rise in medically induced comas thanks to unprecedented amounts of people with brain damage.

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 5 років тому +1

      And suicide... :/

    • @erynncollier8672
      @erynncollier8672 5 років тому

      @@the-trustees Why do I have a bad feeling about the reason for this comment?

    • @the-trustees
      @the-trustees 5 років тому +1

      @@erynncollier8672 No worries. As a rational person, this propaganda from the matriarchy is only meaningful in it's own idiocy. If the perpetually offended actually realized how badly this garbage insults the very people it seems designed to advocate, it wouldn't exist.

  • @albertnorman4136
    @albertnorman4136 5 років тому +48

    It's no surprise that she's a monster. So was Captain Mediocre.

  • @timberry4709
    @timberry4709 5 років тому +60

    "If you kill anymore people I'm gonna... I'm gonna... I'm gonna UNFRIEND YOU!!"

  • @lostsoul4784
    @lostsoul4784 3 роки тому +4

    Thorias let’s just be honest: calling Kate a «monster» is offensive towards monsters

  • @TechnoMinarchist
    @TechnoMinarchist 5 років тому +25

    You know, sometimes I wonder if I'm stuck inside a literary nightmare where all of the bad writing that could possibly happen not only does happen but gets backed by publishers too...
    Is this really the reality we live in now?

    • @knowgo411
      @knowgo411 5 років тому +4

      I've been wondering that for yrs now...how is Hollywood allowed to put out this much garbage in the last few yrs is beyond mind boggling & it only seem to be getn worse...feels like the freakn twlight zone

    • @Mike649foxx
      @Mike649foxx 5 років тому +1

      Jacen Solo Either that or it’s a shared delusion that we’re having. Oh how I wish it was the latter.

  • @ST40
    @ST40 3 роки тому +3

    15:40 - 16:00 I. Am. Dying. Laughing! The look on Thorias' face then the flip-off was too much!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @srobart
    @srobart 5 років тому +128

    She's actually going to transition to a man and become Batman.
    Now you know.

    • @scottchoate6987
      @scottchoate6987 5 років тому +8

      Yep-even have the bat bulge.

    • @inviktus1983
      @inviktus1983 5 років тому +5

      Fuck that would be amazing. xD

    • @susanwojcickisnicetwin
      @susanwojcickisnicetwin 5 років тому +7

      And if you don't like it, you are a transphobe. At least you have that to look forward to.

    • @ionichi
      @ionichi 5 років тому +5

      Fuckin' spoilers!

    • @Spacefrisian
      @Spacefrisian 5 років тому +2

      Or become Badactress

  • @graveyardshift2100
    @graveyardshift2100 5 років тому +9

    This seriously makes Adam West Batman look like Shakespeare in comparison. Good thing I have the complete series.

  • @inkanus5jg
    @inkanus5jg 5 років тому +33

    I love how your opening is literally a door opening.

  • @vegasrenie
    @vegasrenie 5 років тому +11

    “Free falling into an abyss of suck.” LOVE IT!!

  • @honotenshi
    @honotenshi 5 років тому +18

    The Star Wars Prequels are waiting for an apology.

  • @antwan130188
    @antwan130188 5 років тому +5

    "And that elevator starts dropping faster than batwomans ratings" 😂😂😂

  • @dragoneye6229
    @dragoneye6229 5 років тому +8

    The internet needs an emoji for you flipping the bird smiling. So that we can use that emoji as an official movie/show rating. Two birds up out of ten!

  • @ysmith494
    @ysmith494 5 років тому +5

    Citizen: help me Batwoman!
    Batwoman: no can do, just had my nails done.

  • @robertkroberjr.157
    @robertkroberjr.157 5 років тому +84

    I ended up changing the channel after about 5 minutes.

    • @charlysays7863
      @charlysays7863 5 років тому

      Good for you dummy

    • @Shi1take
      @Shi1take 5 років тому +8

      Eneji Charles you’re right. Good for him for saving his sanity.

    • @robertkroberjr.157
      @robertkroberjr.157 5 років тому +7

      @@Shi1take I think Eneji is upset because his mom didn't give him his milk and cookies today 😁

    • @grimm5702
      @grimm5702 5 років тому +2

      After that trailer they gave us u still sat for 5 mns? Anyway u got out in time

  • @Erik7601
    @Erik7601 5 років тому +10

    Rumor has it she’s gonna transform into Battrans by the season finale.

    • @skywolf2012
      @skywolf2012 5 років тому +1

      Wheres Harley Quin when you need her to wack her with a ⚾️🦇.

  • @Bradley22449
    @Bradley22449 5 років тому +4

    I love the ridiculous explanation for guns that they probably came up with in a panic after someone questioned it at a table read. The most far fetched thing possible instead of the simple explanation, to test the armour on Bruce's suit's, equipment and vehicles.

  • @somethingsomethingsomethingdar
    @somethingsomethingsomethingdar 5 років тому +8

    “Two action figures being smooshed together”...perfect

    • @jacobc8036
      @jacobc8036 5 років тому

      Juan Pablo Munoz “wonder if a drop from this height would be enough to kill me” -bateomans Ex gf

  • @yoslinnee
    @yoslinnee 5 років тому +21

    I really respect ur strength to watch this batshit 💕👌

  • @wearegettingdumber...2263
    @wearegettingdumber...2263 5 років тому +5

    I'd rather watch my dishes dry, while they are still inside the dishwasher...

  • @neosildrake
    @neosildrake 5 років тому +9

    You've done enough. 3 episodes is more than most can stomach. Take a reserved rest.

  • @xXSpaceMexicanXx
    @xXSpaceMexicanXx 5 років тому +10

    Batwoman: The villain that always was.

  • @xnelder6029
    @xnelder6029 5 років тому +18

    Absolutely love these reviews! My personal favourite part of the episode is where Elliot, holding the gun that can pierce through the bat suit, chooses instead to swing said gun like a bloody baseball bat instead of chuffing shooting it. Literally the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen, what ridiculous choreography

    • @ChaosZero1031
      @ChaosZero1031 5 років тому +1

      Can't really blame that on Batwoman though, since that's been a stupid trope that has always existed.
      "I have a full clip so I could shoot them from across the room but my bullets might miss or not work, so I guess I'll just run up to them and use my rifle as a close range melee weapon."
      Even in other Batman stuff where they justify it by having him actually disable their guns, there are still usually a few whose guns were never disabled but will still run up and try to use their gun as a club.

  • @Artist_Unbound
    @Artist_Unbound 5 років тому +5

    "Maybe I'm better than Batman"
    Me: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @ainternet239
    @ainternet239 5 років тому +14

    Watch Episode 4. Do it. DO IT.
    You know you want to.

    • @rajaafullo
      @rajaafullo 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @erynncollier8672
      @erynncollier8672 5 років тому

      I totally read that mentally in the voice of Yan Valentine as portrayed in Hellsing Ultimate Abridged.

  • @RedHeatEnt.
    @RedHeatEnt. 5 років тому +4

    "Why in the bluest of blue f**ks" that had me dead 😂

  • @BruvahSulaiman
    @BruvahSulaiman 5 років тому +19

    These shows are literal cancer. Thankfully though your reviews are the cure.

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 років тому +1

      Cw dc shoes are stilul going and daeedevil is canceld the best superhero show think about that

    • @zscout1288
      @zscout1288 5 років тому

      But at what cost?

  • @langadube9611
    @langadube9611 2 роки тому +3

    Watching in 2022
    Thorias: I like Mary
    Me: Give her time you'll hate her eventually

  • @ChaosZero1031
    @ChaosZero1031 5 років тому +11

    14:40 Of course heterosexuality is forgettable in a world where anytime someone speaks they must bring up if they are either female, gay, or both.

    • @misspriss2482
      @misspriss2482 5 років тому +2

      That is actually one of the most unrealistic things about so many TV shows nowadays. How often does sexuality come up? How often do people discuss it? At some point during a conversation with someone, they might mention, "my wife, my husband, etc." and that's how you find out most people's sexual orientation. Other than that, it's never mentioned and despite a very vocal minority, most people are straight.

  • @aprilhippie8752
    @aprilhippie8752 4 роки тому +3

    15:55 Probably the best flip off I’ve ever seen 😂🤣

  • @RyanSantos-cn5ij
    @RyanSantos-cn5ij 5 років тому +6

    Batman will never let a crime go unpunished ... >:(

  • @FordPrefict42
    @FordPrefict42 5 років тому +4

    Dude! I wrestled in Indy companies, during the height of the Hardcore Revolution, and I actually think you have a higher pain threshold than I do. You have endure far more than I ever did, all in the name of entertaining us. 👍

  • @TaoScribble
    @TaoScribble 5 років тому +6

    I'm starting to think jail doesn't even exist in this city, which is why everyone's going straight to Arkham.

    • @lorddiethorn
      @lorddiethorn 5 років тому

      Ben Shapiro once said the reason why the Punisher is right to kill everyone if everyone gets out of jail in like three minutes and there is no real Justice it’s time to kill some bad people

  • @angbandsbane
    @angbandsbane Рік тому +1

    "You know what? I like Mary."
    You jinxed it, Thorias

  • @lurkeronyoutube
    @lurkeronyoutube 5 років тому +25

    Just discovered this channel, and the first hilarious 40 seconds were all I needed to like and subscribe 😂👍

  • @Arcaronss
    @Arcaronss 4 роки тому +4

    Look at the picture of kate in that bat suit hahaha.
    If I was a criminal I would give up immediately because I couldn't stop laughing!
    After that i would ask whats the name of the circus she belongs to.

  • @sonicathehedgehog7488
    @sonicathehedgehog7488 5 років тому +19

    This episode was like eating a bland sandwich, it taste of poor comedy but has cool moments of growth.
    Using Tommy pissed me off

    • @Dagenspear
      @Dagenspear 5 років тому +2

      I don't see what's special about Tommy Elliott as a villain, to be that annoyed about his usage.

    • @sonicathehedgehog7488
      @sonicathehedgehog7488 5 років тому +4

      @@Dagenspear he was so interesting in the original comic, but if see that awful new 52 movie they waste him just like arkham knight.

    • @budgiecat9039
      @budgiecat9039 5 років тому +1

      Tommy is rich. Why wouldnt he have hired a group of thugs to help him? He thought he could single handedly take on Batman when the worlds most dangerous criminals never could? lol

    • @sonicathehedgehog7488
      @sonicathehedgehog7488 5 років тому

      @@budgiecat9039 I don't know comic logic man

  • @ludwigbeethoven5186
    @ludwigbeethoven5186 5 років тому +3

    "It started bad, become worse and now it is free-falling into a world of suck!" - LOL

  • @Godzilla-tu2cd
    @Godzilla-tu2cd 5 років тому +11

    She isn't the hero we deserve and we certainly don't need

  • @zeroday5441
    @zeroday5441 4 роки тому +1

    8:35
    If you guys remember that Batman's suit isn't unstoppable
    Its just a heavily modified body armor& it still has weaknesses
    Remember how the arkham knight basically gave us a detailed guide on how to shoot at Batman during their first meeting

  • @trainerredcharizard7982
    @trainerredcharizard7982 5 років тому +37

    Just wait when HARLEY QUINN appears in this show..and i dont know she will be in this but I think she might be added because of fandom and maybe some More man hating.. maybe Harley and Ivy are there as a couple After jokers drath

    • @RheubenRheuben
      @RheubenRheuben 5 років тому +8

      I have this feeling that if they do have a Harley she will be super desexualized because male gaze or some nonsense

    • @catspaw3092
      @catspaw3092 5 років тому +5

      Or they have a male named Harold Quinn & he's Harley Quinn's long lost cousin.

    • @unoiamacutie
      @unoiamacutie 5 років тому +3

      TrainerRED Charizard I hope they keep both Harley and Ivy as far away from this show as possible.

    • @trainerredcharizard7982
      @trainerredcharizard7982 5 років тому +1

      @@unoiamacutie dunno Would they..besides it is very likely that batman rogues and support cast will appear in this

    • @trainerredcharizard7982
      @trainerredcharizard7982 5 років тому

      @@catspaw3092 or they are garleys daughther in this..I am betting More females since this is a CW show

  • @andrewphillips8341
    @andrewphillips8341 3 роки тому +2

    So at the end of this video, they played a commercial for season 2 Blackwoman. They really love you!

  • @meanmr.mustard6202
    @meanmr.mustard6202 5 років тому +19

    "GuanoMa'm": same guano channel, same guano time!

  • @taco2515
    @taco2515 Рік тому +3

    “You know what I like mary” oh boy

    • @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516
      @ArcaniaSkypirateDen9516 10 місяців тому +2

      Yep.
      Mary became one of the worst characters in the entire series especially in season 3.

  • @lenniesmall8286
    @lenniesmall8286 5 років тому +34

    Now I want to see a Flash review, that’d be even more hilarious from the sounds of it...

    • @talentleesdorito9771
      @talentleesdorito9771 5 років тому +5

      Flash is just dumb theres a episode in flash where someone who controls weather wants to kill joe i forgot his name and cisco leaves the weapon that counters his powere near the fooking entrance no where near any of the officer that if he breaks in to use it and he broke in and and put the liutenant in a coma cause of cisco leaving the fooking weapon near the entrance no where near anyone else and they say its not his fault and many dumb scene like this

    • @Groomsman
      @Groomsman 5 років тому

      bandito dorito I’m surprised that’s what you used as an example

    • @SilvrSavior
      @SilvrSavior 5 років тому +5

      I think a better example is just season 3 as a whole. I watched like the first half as it was airing and only heard spoilers for the second half, namely that a Barry time clone was the big bad. I then thought oh so the Time Clone from the end of season 2 is the thing that was in the speed force that was released. Then when watching it on Netflix I was wondering how they were going to trap him in the speed force and was like since his armor is made from goesfastrealm material then they are just going to "reverse polarize it" or some tech tech solution. Then they introduced an item which can restrict Barry's access to the speed force and I was like "alright that will eliminate the cheating the big bad can do."
      None of that comes into play and it is way stupider.

    • @BrandonGavin_EDC
      @BrandonGavin_EDC 5 років тому +2

      Flash is good. 1000x’s the show such as this. The first 3 seasons are great.

  • @Voteouttheriffraff
    @Voteouttheriffraff 4 роки тому +1

    "The episode was written by a chimp at a typewrier in a freshly-painted room." 😃

  • @laiden25
    @laiden25 5 років тому +14

    he's back...the true feelsbadman

  • @simonhurt9666
    @simonhurt9666 2 роки тому +4

    “I like Mary.” Not for long.

  • @Links-ghost
    @Links-ghost 5 років тому +18

    This makes me want to see you review Flash lol

  • @AdonanS
    @AdonanS 4 роки тому +2

    I could be wrong, but I don't think the Riddler would give away Batman's identity for money.

  • @ez-8238
    @ez-8238 5 років тому +6

    Why does she look like a 17year old boy from a boy band?
    I'm starting to question if she is really born chic.