The GREATEST Character In Totally Accurate Battle Simulator
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2025
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Original Series ► • WAR IS HELL | Totally ...
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#jacksepticeye #TABS
1:10
Skeletons- Surrender now captain! We have you surrounded!
Captain: All I am sourrounded by is fear... *pulls out sword*
... and dead men.
Darth vader reference. Noice
Lord Vader...
...surrounded?
Nice Star Wars reference
And do you mean surrounded?
He is to powerful
Hey Sean:
-The skeleton soldiers inflict Fear, the purple skull above your units, that makes them run away.
-The skelton archers have fire arrows that do damage over time.
-The candlehead's orbs push units back and levitate them.
-The vampires have lifesteal, shown by the red pulsing.
Liam no that's facts screw you science
@@loonydude7527 your*
The fire also spreads. If another unit is too close they'll catch fire as well.
not lifesteal
So if the skeletons make others leave then the blunder us man was really just scared so he left and then he came back to shoot the hoes and help jack win
Jack: I can’t swear because of demonetization.
Jack ten seconds later: What f*** are these?
Beckett Boy also jack fire for f*ck sake
I feel like that's the joke
When the ads give u a perfectly cut scream:
Jack: yeeeeeeeee-
Me: -ssssss
Hi
Nobody
People with UA-cam Red: What is this Peasent joke?
*Sean
@@violent4951 ikkkk
@@LuxofBones ok, I was just saying bc I've seen comments if people going crazy for someone spelling something wrong ir not getting something 🤔🤷♀️
Soldiers: slightly move their arms in the same direction
Jack: HE DABBED!!!!
JODisHere who joe
JODisHere next your gonna say “JOE MAMA” teyu
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Daisy
Me making food: leaves the stove for 2 seconds
My roommate: 4:18
That's my mom when I cook lol😂
I know you made this comment 7 months ago but I think that it needs more love
@@Sl0w3j8 agreed.
4:17
Jack: i can't swear cause i will get demonitized
Also Jack: Gets demonitized again anyway
Lil_d0gg0 0 no he wasnt
I like when he cusses
why do you not like him cussing
@@slash7687 he probably does. Why did you ask that question. He never said he did not like it
@@ethancustard9054 do you see any ads?
@Terry Dingman youtube when they demonitized him for swearing
10:24 "ok let's see what the sword caster starts doing"
swordcaster: "I am the bone of my sword. steel is my body, and fire is my blood. I have created over a thousand blades..."
Wait is this from fate ??
Faker
elmadicine rip ultimate warrior
@@cerealguy9012 yes
Zashu me
"I am the ultimate warrior, Jesus!" - Jack 2020
it’s sean
@@toemotheybeast8786 😐
@@stacy1553 😐
@@degan1029 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
@@zachisgoodatreavels7118 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿
"they're crows, they're stupid!" Crows are surprisingly smart Sean, they can even use tools and mimic human voice
Mhm. Corvids (crows, ravens etc) are one of the few animals that have the ingenuity to plan. Supposedly, they’re on the same level of intelligence as a 7 year old
Indie Now that’s one smart boi uwu
Crows in Japan are noted to drop nuts in front of cars waiting at stop lights so the cars run over them.
Using tools is intelligence but mimicking human voice is not sign of any high level intelligence
Watch out they will murder you
Haha get it
Reaper: literally just exists.
Every single thing that is capable of thought: why do I hear boss music?
ME: *Rolls out the Balista* I Fear Nothing for I am Fear Incarnate *cheerleaders show up*
LET US SHOW DEATH WE DO NOT FEAR IT!
Not canons.
Jack @ spear throwers: "You coated those in garlic, right?"
spear thrower: "what do I look like to you, a GARLIC GLADEATOR?"
no... just no...
Jensen Wolfe ~comedy is subjective, and i think that was hilarious~
@@SwizzleDrizzl it was more in response to the fact that it was in all caps as if they were screaming it instead of indicating emphasis as well as the fact that there is no e in gladiator
@@jensenwolfe8250 you must be fun at parties
@@h1gh_end134 Wouldn't no don't go to parties because of my anxiety
Jack: CrOwS aRe StUpId
Crows: Would be able to speak with the proper vocal cords
Jack: Crows are stupid
Itachi: ...
Crows are actually the 3rd smartest animal on earth, i believe
Ok fact checked, they are the 6th
I could have my own talking familiar
You're thinking of ravens.
actually both, they are in the same family. Crows and ravens able to mimic a variety of other birds and sounds
Legit thought that was a random person standing behind Jack before I realized it itself was Jack
Me to
Same
Not me
Jack: “they’re ghostly goobly goos!”
Me: all I see *are minecrafts*
“Never doubt the church!”
The Renaissance and Reformation: *sorry?*
never doubt the church... with 2000+ years of blood on its hands... with a mutiliated corpse of a dead guy as its symbol... _suuuure, buddy_
Deas vult
Jack: **play spoopy levels.**
Cardboard Jack: *_are you challenging my spookness_*
Spoopy lol
@@talonb3 2spooky4me
Jack, the legacy update is here, come on you GOTTA revisit this game
He never did
"You coated them in garlic right?"
*Me, always hungry:* "Wait... are they throwing garlic bread?"
@Conor Moran joe mama!!!
Oml yassss
Bread sticks maybe
@@alexbhanks that makes no sense
@@Marine_Phantasm think about it.
I’ve been following this TABS series since the first video, I’m so excited for this!
TeenyTries Aight m8 I’m with ya
Same here
Same
Samr
Same
I love you Sean so much, I’ve been watching you since the first episode of skate 3. Thank you for all the of the smiles that I’ve needed in the hardest times of my life, Sean you truly deserve all the success that you’ve accomplished so far.
"Ghosty Gobly Gook"
Gook - Slang term for Asian
Gobly - Eating
Ghosty - Ghost
Therefor... "Ghosty Gobly Gook" is a "Ghost Eating Asian" aka Bleach.
its a shinigami then
im pretty sure its a pejorative not a slang term
I have no idea if that means the ghost is eating the Asian, or the other way around
@@shayfarrelly6789 imma hit some acid after reading this comment to clear things up
@@shayfarrelly6789 Or a ghost getting a chinabox for dinner.
3:49
Jack: He is the man who saved our army!
Army:
Jack:
Army: we're fockin ded m8
68th like
"You have to rise to the occasion!"
*Moves downwards.*
13:32 For the Angel of Death Spread his wings on the blast,
and he breathed in the face of the foe as he past,
and the eyes of the sleepers
grew deathly and chill;
And their hearts but once heaved,
and forever grew still.
Angel of death. Monarch to the kingdom of the dead.
@@JODRecaps hiya joe^_^
ok socrates
Stormy Stories
That is an awesome piece of poetry dude!!
Jack: *slowly lowers himself as to give the illusion of rising*
Cardboardjackman: 👁👁
Wish he'd play this game again. It's been well updated with new base and secret units + new levels. They also added burn mechanics so dragon and wheelbarrow dragon are stronger and useful now coz they actually burn enemies rather than just push them back. LOL
Ah yes, bartender? I’d like to open a TABS
They nerfed the reaped so much and he’s still broken
Ice giant is a little weaker in every way except for tanking ranged attacks and the reaper is much, much more powerful against lots of cheap melee units. Also the ice giant is more than twice as expensive, so no, the ice giant is not "even more broken"
I do agree that it's nice to have some broken units in a sandbox game.
Ikr, I remember when even like 20 mammoths wouldn’t stand a bit of a chance.
When Jack releases the Reaper right in front of the cave (@17:40) where all the blue guys are hiding, and then just utterly destroys the Blue team.
It almost feels like a metaphor like "you can't hide from the grim reaper/death."
2:20 You’re blue now. That’s my attack.
Bounetrousle intensifies
NYAH HAHA HAAHHAAAAAA
You're meeting all of my standards!
I sense Undertale
*Wolfmoon666 has joined the conversation*
Blue stop signs
Jack: *sees skeleton*
Also jack: ghost gobliny goo
Spooky scary skeleton*
*Jack talking about the reaper unit* “This is by far my most favourite unit in this game!”
Roger: So you have betrayed me
Roger found the dark arts and died, yet he still has his loyalty, but goes by, Reaper Roger
Jack: This is my favorite unit!
Roger: Am I joke to you? After all we have been through?
"The most peasant of characters" The game has a farmer, almost literally a peasant. Sean picks "Clubber". let's go clubbing, boys.
Has a racist vibe to it. Glad he just avoided it.
@@coins_png sorry but how does it have a racist vibe? I don't get it
@@coins_png No, it doesn't. Get your liberal snowflake ass outta here.
@@bumblebee3630 you can't just call farmers peasants. They work hard and they deserve some credit
@@lightlysal dude, can't you just talk normally like Dark Night here.
Just because it's the internet doesn't mean you can be so direct.
I mean, you didn't say much, but we can just talk it out
Imagine Co-op possessive mode where you and other people take on waves of factions slowly getting more difficult and you earn money to use better units.
0:04
Jack: *yells tabs*
Happy wheels: that was the day I lost my identity
I miss when he said happy wheels
Queen: yeah doctor I've been feeling some pain in my back
Doctor: mam you have 58 sword's piercing every limb of your body
28 STAB WOUNDS
I made the mistake of taking a drink when he said "The giant hat will win!" I now have a mess to clean up
5:10 Jacks vampire voice sounds like the guy from hotel transivania
smh ._.
I wonder why...
Probably because he is a vampire
He sounded Russian
Perhaps because he's Dracula?
“They’re crows, they’re stupid!”
I wonder how H20 Delirious would react to that
Careful what you say about my babies
Honestly, I feel like the Knight could POSSIBLY kill the Reaper
Because he has a shield that compliments his sword nicely, so maybe he could block the scythe
The last video got demonetized
Jack: I’m not going to cuss as much
Also jack : proceeds to cuss 🤣
Jack: Vampires r weak against stakes, so let’s use spears! Spears didn’t work, and arrows r smaller versions of spears, so let’s use arrows!
Airtight logic
Vlad the Impaler uses a stake...
That entire first fight would make a grand Captain Morgan commercial.
I love how the reaper’s design is really cool and badass, but it’s body just flops around aimlessly.
Edit: Oh my god, did so many like this? It’s not even that funny!
I want to see it fight an ice giant...
Or a sword master with multiple cheerleaders
🤣 I understand to well 😂
Wow 100 likes
its kinda like slenderman
you ruined the whole comment by editing it no offense.
Jack: oh fricky do you like me now youtube?
Still UA-cam: no
Jack: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
I can hear that scream
Alex T me too that’s why I posted it 😂
Thanks for the likes I’ve never had this many
??
13:22 This vine was a literal description of my life and it made my day hearing Jack use it here 😂
Jack: are you okay?
Also Jack: HE DABBED!!!
(6:03) Sean: "Archer's are tiny spear throwers"
Me and my last two Brian cells: ah yes inteligence, very smort
"This kids is why you need to drink milk" He says exactly as I'm drinking a glass of milk
“Vampires are weak against sticks. Let’s just throw sharp sticks at them.”
He said stakes
19:20
Anakin vs the younglings.
free snack
@@memistcentral2044 your damn right it is
When you possess soldiers, you miss all the funniest parts. My favorite moments from this series were the “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING” moments.
Just got finished watching jacksepticeye
Me: ah yes another good vid from jack
Video from jacksepticeye just got posted minutes later
Me: “wasn’t I just watching you?”
Seems he's back to uploading 2 vids per day. Great.
Jack: okay, no more swearing
Also jack: FUUUUUCK
Jack: Gets demonetized for overly angry swearing
His entire audience: *But that's..... that's why I'm here.....*
“There’s bones flying everywhere” yea that totally will be okay with UA-cam
3:32
I can't believe he missed his chance to say "GIMME THOSE KNEES!!!"
Jack: SEASONS DONT FEAR THE REAPER!
Me: I like that song, Don’t fear the Reaper by Blue Oyster Cult
Sean: "This guy coming up the rear really helped!"
The Fangirls: OwO
Jack: hopefully I will not be demonetized
Me: looks at ads
No ads
Me: he’s demonetized
Bman Xplayz ...um I see an ad... halfway through the video?
@@gh0stlyonyoutube i dont..
Nether do me to
really? i use a adblocker so i never see ads anyway i cant ever tell
I see 4 ads
I think Blunderbusses take like 70% less damage from projectiles cause they were just eating them swords and fire arrows
Ha I was just watching the older episodes
Horizon 10 I was watching sea of thieves
Now that's epic
Same horizon 10
Same
I forgot what I was watching
Nobody:
The reaper: yall heard of death stranding
Y'all heared bout subnatica?
My God. That was insane. I freaking love this game. I'm assuming Jack has forgotten about all the others he's unlocked. I've been waiting to see him use that big Mammoth again
The blue on your unit’s heads was supposed to represent that they were scared because some of the spooky units can scare your units which means they will walk away from them
"The tendrils are passive”
The tendrils: *impale enemies*
He means passive as in they work on their own, without character/player imput.
jacksepticyeye a.k.a sean right now I'm dealing with depression and when I watch your videos it makes it better. you are my favorite youtube :)
Jack: vampires are weak against stakes
My goblin brain: cows
Goblins gonna goblin.
Calling goblin slayer
“I am the ultimate warrior, Jesus!” -Sean 2020
the reaper unit really feels like some kind of Souls boss where the gimmick is you are being helped by a bunch of ai controlled soldiers to take the thing down, but it only grows stronger the more it grabs in its tendrils to drain the life from.
Sean: Spend a video looking for the secret units. You can find them scattered around each map. When and object glows golden you are about to find one.
He already did
@Cheryl Vollen, must have missed the episode
I have a reaper, whatcha got?
Jack: Determination...
💪🤨
@@atmywhitson damn it's the rock
jacksepticeye when a bunch of your units are close to the reaper when he dies it makes a big explosion and kills both units
"Seasons don't fear the reaper." Hell yeah, he knows my favorite song!
Jack: This kids, is why you need to drink your milk!
No.. dont remind me of the chunky milk...no... captain can beat me if he wants...
Thnx for the likes☺️
thicc chunky milk for growing bones
Jack: he is by far my favorite character in the game!
Little did he know... the CLAMS were right around the corner...
"Please let this be a normal field trip."
*"Nope, this just gets worse."*
Just when I was missing a TABS Jack playthrough, he uploads it.
can we just talk about that guy with the sneak attack
Jacksepticeye: this is the best character in tabs!
Artmes with cheerleaders: am I a joke to you?
@@JODRecaps sub to him Bros joe army
One Of the earliest
Your cardboard cutout scared me when I looked up I thought someone was in your house lmao
Kids just need to start lying about their age again saying that they're 180 years old like I used to, then UA-cam can't be held responsible for lying children.
@@JODRecaps Hello Joe
When youtube doesnt let you swear, you can always say: "mother trucking son of a biscuit"
Firetrucks*
@@memistcentral2044 I meant what I said.
@A very rude person even if he was though what I said is unabridged.
Mother father
@@JODRecaps why are you everywhere XD
The reaper lives on the battlefield waiting to escort the fallen to the afterlife, so of course he'd be the most overpowered character in the game.
I wish they would add all the units from before the “full version” (this version) and they could do it where if you beat all the campaigns, you get the older units (ex. boxer, peasant, etc) and they could call it the “OG Characters.” Of course, they wouldn’t have the cannon or the catapult or the ninja master/samurai master (sensai/Shogun) in there since those are in other classes
"I tell you~ I know~ The Reaper!~" *singing*
I totally love that Reaper. The googly Eyes make him look goofy, but he's so freaking badass xD
"Press [TAB] to continue"
My stupid brain: ok
Taaaaaaaaaaaaabs
You're uploading 2 videos a day again Seán?! I hope you don't get overwhelmed or burnt out from double uploads everyday.
Love ya Seán! 😄💚
Baby Doll I think Seán is going to be more careful this time. He didn’t spend the last two years advocating for mental health awareness only to neglect his own.
He also said that has big plans, content wise, for this year, so he’s going to need to take time off.
💚🤗🤗💚
i haven’t watched jack in a fat minute
Welcome back! 🙂
he's you profile tho
You know the world is ending when Sean has to calm his swearing down
Bruh when sean was talking about how vampires disliked pitchforks, there's literally a unit with pitchforks but he didn't use them
When he said “WELCOME BACK TO-“ I really thought he was gonna say “HAAAAPPY WHEEEEELS”
i thought he was gonna yell like in the april fools AAA video a couple years back, but he didnt so.
Me 2
13:14
Jack: I know that the church can overcome all obstacles!
Also Jack: *uses catapults for backup*
Jack: I can’t swear
Me: shows mom clip so I can watch him
Also me:watches 2017 jack
The fake Movie maker lol 😂
HA! 😅😅
"The ninjas are dead"
Just like all my hopes and dream.
Those are the same thing. Who doesn’t dream of being a ninja?
I hope you get somebody to make that cutout move in the background one day
jack there are various secret characters hidden around the maps you can find that you can dedicate a video too