for those who don't want to check, the top minecraft skin of 2016 is a skin of a specific angry german guy with a funny looking mustache and who rapped against darth vader.
The 1.2 update headline is likely because the article was fed through an automated spelling and grammar editor, which doesn't have any context for the difference between decimal numbers and version numbering, so it deletes trailing zeros.
These two symbols look the same [.][․] but the left one is a full stop and the right one is a "One Dot Leader" If you use it then the 1․20 will not go to 1․2 (I think)
Fun fact, 3:15, I once tried to eat a cherry boat and ended up starving to death bc it was like 3 am and I couldn't figure out why I wasn't eating the "chicken"
Yknow, there are these green trees in Arizona that are called paloverde, they blossom with yellow flowers too. Could be good for a more in depth desert update.
@@desireeberman7834 well enderchests are linked to a player, seemingly dimensionally, so im not as sure; but if bundles can contain shulkers with inventories, then that one
I remember an article saying that they used a real Wither for the Wither sounds, it did a number on Sweden when it managed to break out of the facility.
The Warden is even worse, it completely destroys the facility and hundreds of casualties, Sweden had to make fake news to cover completely up so no one will be freak out when Warden is out in the wild, oh good news, Mojang have successfully killed a Warden, but news state a Mojang employee died trying to kill a Warden.
I wanted to share with you the message of the Gospel of Salvation that has brought hope and transformation to my life. According to 1 Corinthians 15:1-11, the Gospel of Salvation is the message that Christ died for our sins, was buried, and was raised from the dead on the third day, in accordance with the Scriptures. This means that through faith in Jesus, we can be forgiven of our sins and receive eternal life. I understand that life can be difficult and we all face struggles and challenges, but the Gospel message gives us hope and a purpose beyond our circumstances. I encourage you to seek more about this message and to consider putting your faith in Jesus. He loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you.
There was a Minecraft video a while ago when they added pandas into the game where Mojang was holding microphones near a panda to get some of its ambient sounds. They didn't elaborate on the other sounds, so people began to question where the death sounds cam from.
Hi, I work at Mojang! I want to tell ya’ll that Sniffers are real, they’re out there in eggs! We found them in the Sahara!! We lured one to the studio in Stockholm, Sweden and stabbed it with a dagger multiple times to get it to scream in pain those were it’s hurt sounds, the death sound was when we shot it with a pistol 😏
It makes sense to add Netherite to Elytra. It floats on lava and also in fantasy fictional rare metals are likely to be very light, like mithril from LoTR
4:49 There is quite a large chance that this person's map had been on aternos once. .thanos is a tool that automatically deletes chunks that weren't entered by a player, quite useful for saving space
You should be able to trim weapons (and tools) with wood to make the stick like different colors of wood without actually adding 9 new items to the game. I just dont see why not.
@@LineOfThy well then the argument is that since we've been given so much customization in armor, they should also give us the ability to customize weapons, and from a gameplay perspective this could help people from losing their sword in a multiplayer game since then swords with the same enchantments would be different by something more than the name.
i think there should be a way to dye elytra like leather armour, so you can really personalize yourself. also tools could also be trimmed, but it may not be as noticeable because its an item you won't be holding at all times, unlike armour where you only take it off so you can put other armour on/repair to put it back on edit: i forgot about capes, but not everyone has rare events they attended, or optifine and money to get one. i think those capes should be special, and dyed elytra could be a stand-in that is less special but still cool
There is a way to personalize capes. The answer is capes. Simply choose cape from those you own and it will change the appearance of your elytra. You don't own any cape? Well, that's unfortunate.
Breaking III allows lower tiers of pickaxes to drop higher tier blocks when broken. For example, a breaking III iron pickaxe could be used to get Obsidian
@@Xyna7590 So its like a risk rewrd thing? That is interesting, but probably not very useful. (Maybe if you gave gold Breaking and mending then it could be useful)
2:43 elytra are bug wings, and beetles have little hard covers on top of their wings, so maybe the metal could be separated from the actual wing and it would lift when you fly? :o
@@drake52 ur probably right, i looked it up a while back so i wasnt sure if it was the hard cover or the wing itself. Either way the elytra trim idea would work, right?
2:30 tbh this is one great way to change the look of a texture without changing the style. personally Ive used it for textures and it generally works really well.
The breaking III Makes your armor not to break passing the durabillity limit but also has a very high posibility to break and damaging the user. (The more levels, the more damage it deals when breaking and the less probability has to break).
Last one reminds me of a friend in high school who literally spent an hour to draw out a QR code on a whiteboard for a club or something, it actually worked cus qr codes can have a lot of error correction built in
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS That's not very unlikely. It's "You win 6 at lotto more than million times in a row" unlikely. Do You know how many QR codes exist? More than all the atoms in the universe.
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS You are so wrong here. It is possible to create 2 ^ 23624 different outcomes using error correction to the full extent. It's "a bit more" than 10 ^ 80. In QR40 You can literally store long texts.
@@Netsuki wow lol, i wasn't expecting it. 2^23624 is indeed a bit larger than 10^80 lol. But I meant the a mount of QR codes that exist currently in the world, I think we didn't generate more than 10^80 QR codes yet
If you are very lucky, you can reach the last durability point of your item. Then, when you try to use said item, the game tries to compute the "Breaking" enchantment's probability to have an effect, one last time... and thus, reality itself Breaks :)
2:51 BEFORE weapon trims, there's somethine we need MORE. Sticks from different wood types. Which means Swords, Tools, Bows, Rods and Ladders built with them would keep their color.
no please, inventory management would be hell. the way i discard excess wood of a different type is by crafting them into sticks because i 100% will use them later for tools or villagers or what not
A nice way yo get different color ladders would be to use the unused 'middle top' and 'middle bottom' of the bench with the appropriate wood type. So you have the normal 'H' pattern, but the 2 spaces are oak or mangrove, est. Much like how fences and fence gates work for the different types
5:09 No, they're clearly not serious. If you read the rest of it, the joke logic is that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so make friends with the brutes by summoning something that hates both of you" and it says "best case scenario is they decimate each other and leave you with one blow to make".
0:03 that guy gives me nightmares from dedsafio 2 (basically there was a faceless stickman that was super fast and would one shot you if you get close to him)
3:00 this guy didnt even give a good defense against the sniffer, just got mad at its mechanics and didnt say whats bad about it, theres a reason his vote didnt win(though i totally agree with people voting for cute factor, its stupid)
For April fools we need a video where phoenixsc becomes phoenixsc-chan and speaks in a high pitched voice with a phoenixsc-chan skin for a whole video and acts like everything is normal
Breaking III is a higher chance of breaking
Unprotection means your armour has holes in it.
@@PhoenixSC now put that on a condom
Unasperation means you can't mine underwater
@@PhoenixSC yeah yeah I see
Unlooting gives items from your inventory to the enemy
for those who don't want to check, the top minecraft skin of 2016 is a skin of a specific angry german guy with a funny looking mustache and who rapped against darth vader.
*OH*
oh my......
Kanye?
*Austrian guy
worst part is enough people have searched "best minecraft skins posted in 2016" by now that google will autocomplete the search query
The 1.2 update headline is likely because the article was fed through an automated spelling and grammar editor, which doesn't have any context for the difference between decimal numbers and version numbering, so it deletes trailing zeros.
And well, it's just funny to call it 1.2 instead. at this point the just should just make updates a 2.0
@@t-eehee7057 then the articles would just call it Minecraft 2
Also sig. figs. (significant figures)
These two symbols look the same [.][․] but the left one is a full stop and the right one is a "One Dot Leader"
If you use it then the 1․20 will not go to 1․2 (I think)
so 1.10 was 1.1 and 1.0 was 1 all along!?
Fun fact, 3:15, I once tried to eat a cherry boat and ended up starving to death bc it was like 3 am and I couldn't figure out why I wasn't eating the "chicken"
Mmmmm...
CRUNCHY
You were trying to eat a raw chicken?
@@Candlemancer better than starving
They don't even look similar
@@oooshiny272 They do at 3 am running on whips of caffeine and 2 hours of sleep
Phoenix: "Adding metal to wings doesn't seem like the most practical thing to do"
Planes flying just fine:
yeah because they only fly using their wings.
@@t-eehee7057 uhh you could have used better arguments
Yo I got this comment to 69 likes!! Let’s go!!
1. your not as big as a plane
and
2. Your face is not aerodynamic
( this sounds like a insult lmao )
@@arck4453 well, take away the wings of a plane and see what happens. his argument is completely foolproof, absolutely no holes whatsoever!
As a Mojang employee, I can confirm that we hunted down a dragon and made it die in front of a microphone.
Erm... yay?
That's why they are extinct they needed multiple takes for a kid friendly one
and a abomination created by mistake from a mutated pig able to explode itself
@@juanelgamer4569 And a terrifying corrupted cave monster who’s flesh looks like Vincent Van Gogh’s, “Starry Night”
Yknow, there are these green trees in Arizona that are called paloverde, they blossom with yellow flowers too. Could be good for a more in depth desert update.
YESS I NEED GREEN WOOD AND ITS PERFECT, BECAUSE THEY ALSO BLOOM WITH YELLOW FLOWERS DURING THE SPRING! SO THEY COULD HAVE YELLOW FLOWERS TOO
🤓🤓
@@XG64-Officialunneeded?? they’re suggesting actually cool stuff
@@ARCHIVED9610 🤓🤓
Palo Verde would be lovely!
2:45 have you forgotten that netherite and gold being merged together would make you heavier, but the elytra can still handle you
With your full inventory of nerite blocks
It probably wouldn’t handle my fatass
full of shulkers full of netherite blocks
@@JNJNRobin1337and your ender chests filled with shulker boxes filled with netherite blocks
@@desireeberman7834 well enderchests are linked to a player, seemingly dimensionally, so im not as sure; but if bundles can contain shulkers with inventories, then that one
I remember an article saying that they used a real Wither for the Wither sounds, it did a number on Sweden when it managed to break out of the facility.
The Warden is even worse, it completely destroys the facility and hundreds of casualties, Sweden had to make fake news to cover completely up so no one will be freak out when Warden is out in the wild, oh good news, Mojang have successfully killed a Warden, but news state a Mojang employee died trying to kill a Warden.
I wanted to share with you the message of the Gospel of Salvation that has brought hope and transformation to my life.
According to 1 Corinthians 15:1-11, the Gospel of Salvation is the message that Christ died for our sins, was buried, and was raised from the dead on the third day, in accordance with the Scriptures. This means that through faith in Jesus, we can be forgiven of our sins and receive eternal life.
I understand that life can be difficult and we all face struggles and challenges, but the Gospel message gives us hope and a purpose beyond our circumstances. I encourage you to seek more about this message and to consider putting your faith in Jesus. He loves you and wants to have a personal relationship with you.
Out of the whole bible, that's the one that changed your life?
@@sosjajsjshjs8531 lol, is that a joke?
@@sosjajsjshjs8531 bot
Oh no say it can't be so I never would've expected that Mojang would use real animals for the animal death sounds, my childhood is ruined forever
Bro I Seen You Everywhere
Nooo
There was a Minecraft video a while ago when they added pandas into the game where Mojang was holding microphones near a panda to get some of its ambient sounds. They didn't elaborate on the other sounds, so people began to question where the death sounds cam from.
how did 3 bots say the same thing in just 1 coment
Hi, I work at Mojang! I want to tell ya’ll that Sniffers are real, they’re out there in eggs! We found them in the Sahara!! We lured one to the studio in Stockholm, Sweden and stabbed it with a dagger multiple times to get it to scream in pain those were it’s hurt sounds, the death sound was when we shot it with a pistol 😏
It makes sense to add Netherite to Elytra. It floats on lava and also in fantasy fictional rare metals are likely to be very light, like mithril from LoTR
And then you have daedric
i mean, one ingot contains 4 ingots of gold...
@@danielweichhart636 i suppose that an alloy can theoretically have different density than its components average 🤔
Doesn't netherite stop knockback? I was imagining it being rather heavy
but netherite provides increased knockback resistance, couldnt this mean that its heavier than a light metal and wouldnt be suitable for elytra?
You know, "Breaking III" could be a curse enchantment, instead of weapons used up 1 durability per use, it instead use 10, 20, 30 per levels
Nonono, every second the durability goes down by 1.
Curse of Breaking III Golden Pickaxe:
@@kinghotcoc0 It just doesn't exist.
@@gamingwithlukeJToH Mending Mob Farm with Curse of breaking III
@@kinghotcoc0 damn thing turn to dust in half a second breaking netherracks
4:49 There is quite a large chance that this person's map had been on aternos once. .thanos is a tool that automatically deletes chunks that weren't entered by a player, quite useful for saving space
isn't that what thanos does but to people, deleting them?
@@CreeperJaxon Thats the whole reason behind the name
Lignum Vitae is a green colored wood. Though “green wood” usually refers to lumber that was recently felled, not the color of the wood itself.
lignum, hmmm
the qr code is impressive yet menacing
What is it
Yeah what is it?
@@Manzodude RIckroll for sure
@@luigikoopa8771 I checked and..
@@Manzodude "minecraft wont add inches to your cock" why his wife build this shit
It's true we at Mojang are always looking for ways to harm animals, that's why we've putting out contentless updates for the past 7 years.
@Logan floor ⸜⁄ did i ask
@LoganFIoor bro WHO ASKED
@_LoganFloor i want you to 🤐👌
@Logan floor ⸜⁄ @Detector now the question is which of you are worse than the other
Yes pls add more mobs so you can have more opportunities‼️‼️ We need Mojang devs outside‼️
You should be able to trim weapons (and tools) with wood to make the stick like different colors of wood without actually adding 9 new items to the game. I just dont see why not.
why not is never a good argument.
Or just dyes, really. Just like if you were to color wood in the real world
@@LineOfThy well then the argument is that since we've been given so much customization in armor, they should also give us the ability to customize weapons, and from a gameplay perspective this could help people from losing their sword in a multiplayer game since then swords with the same enchantments would be different by something more than the name.
@@NoymoHD that's better
If sticks had different colors there would be more than 1 torch type
1:30 To be fair, going solely off how decimals work, 1.2 and 1.20 basically mean the same thing.
I am guessing it is similar to how a cat was used to record the Ghast sound but a Ghast isnt really an animal mob
Yeah, getting a real ghast would have been too expensive back then
To make up for this error, all the cat sounds were later recorded by Ghasts
@Did ⸜⁄ Stop saying that on every comment. Its not even true.
@Did ⸜⁄ ay frick off fake verified lying bot. You scum veiwfarmer
Edit: ay he deleted it
That’s what they want you to think
I feel like Phoenix actually enjoys the *fanart* of him a lot.
🤨
He unironically does.
Why are you staring at her like that?
would@@Fiberoeatingfiber
3:50 I think I still have that book. Its where this group of kids gets trapped in their Minecraft world.
MiNeCrAfT mOvIe ScRiPt LeAk (ReEaL nO FaKe)
the stickfigures are very easy to do on bedrock edition, you can leave parts of the skin empty on skindex to get this effect
Can it be done on java?
@@someone-ji2zb nope, the clear just goes to black
You mean pocket edition bedrock is on console
@@babytails1879 BOTH WORK
@@babytails1879pe is apparently classified as bedrock which explains why bedrock takes the blame of pes crappiness
i think there should be a way to dye elytra like leather armour, so you can really personalize yourself. also tools could also be trimmed, but it may not be as noticeable because its an item you won't be holding at all times, unlike armour where you only take it off so you can put other armour on/repair to put it back on
edit: i forgot about capes, but not everyone has rare events they attended, or optifine and money to get one. i think those capes should be special, and dyed elytra could be a stand-in that is less special but still cool
It would be weird because of capes.
There is a way to personalize capes. The answer is capes. Simply choose cape from those you own and it will change the appearance of your elytra. You don't own any cape? Well, that's unfortunate.
We should be able to make our own capes
@@CZghost You can buy an optifine cape for 5 dollars.
lol did i aks though? No so sotp takling 🤣🤣🤣
Maxim 29: "The enemy of my enemy is my enemy's enemy. No more. No less."
-The Seventy Maxims of Maximally Effective Mercenaries
Breaking III allows lower tiers of pickaxes to drop higher tier blocks when broken. For example, a breaking III iron pickaxe could be used to get Obsidian
it has a high chance to crunch extra durability on each use
@@Xyna7590 So its like a risk rewrd thing?
That is interesting, but probably not very useful.
(Maybe if you gave gold Breaking and mending then it could be useful)
@@drakewahl7609 yep, this would make gold the best mineral for speed clearing blocks.
@@user-lu3oo9rd2k *as long as each block dropped experience afterwards
@@Blackholebirb have a fuck ton of pickaxes with unbreacking 3
As someone who was at Mojang before I can confirm that they took beings from other dimensions and had slain them infront of a microphone.
They used a cat to make the Ghast sounds. That checks out.
2:43 elytra are bug wings, and beetles have little hard covers on top of their wings, so maybe the metal could be separated from the actual wing and it would lift when you fly? :o
I thought elytra was the name of the hard covers for the wing
@@drake52 ur probably right, i looked it up a while back so i wasnt sure if it was the hard cover or the wing itself. Either way the elytra trim idea would work, right?
2:30 tbh this is one great way to change the look of a texture without changing the style. personally Ive used it for textures and it generally works really well.
I think every update is secretly a food update but Mojang just tries to hide it.
I don't know why I find it so endearing that Phoenix knows who wattles is
Fun Fact: All the panda voice clips are from pain and death.
@Did ⸜⁄ no you don't stfu
man 2 bots in your replies with a 2 minute timespan.
ouch
@@zippycat Finally, a human comment. It was actually around 4 before I managed to report 2.
Very Fun
Hey fellow flesh being, I am also not a robot. I also would encourage you to buy the nearest NFT to you.
Fr thou wtf should I do with this info?
The breaking III Makes your armor not to break passing the durabillity limit but also has a very high posibility to break and damaging the user. (The more levels, the more damage it deals when breaking and the less probability has to break).
2:45 "metal wings arent practical." literally every airplane ever 💀
Last one reminds me of a friend in high school who literally spent an hour to draw out a QR code on a whiteboard for a club or something, it actually worked cus qr codes can have a lot of error correction built in
imagine u build a qr code and a tiny mistake u did makes it a rickroll link. very unlikely, but *possible*
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS That's not very unlikely. It's "You win 6 at lotto more than million times in a row" unlikely. Do You know how many QR codes exist? More than all the atoms in the universe.
@@Netsuki no, there are not more QR codes than atoms in the universe, I very much doubt that cuz there's no way there's more than 10^80+ QR codes
@@DatBoi_TheGudBIAS You are so wrong here. It is possible to create 2 ^ 23624 different outcomes using error correction to the full extent. It's "a bit more" than 10 ^ 80. In QR40 You can literally store long texts.
@@Netsuki wow lol, i wasn't expecting it. 2^23624 is indeed a bit larger than 10^80 lol. But I meant the a mount of QR codes that exist currently in the world, I think we didn't generate more than 10^80 QR codes yet
3:59, A Breaking enchantment would probably use more durability than it otherwise would. Breaking blocks would use 4 durability with Breaking III.
Useful for items that have the Curse of Binding in it
New curse?
It probably could be Curse of Breaking.
@@meltedm how are you gonna enchant it if it has curse of binding
@@Randomnameidk oh... ;-;
0:00 Where the nostalgia kicks in.
I hope weapon trims become a thing and they cover up the wooden grip.
How is PhoenixSC the Minecraft equivalent of daily dose of internet?
I would actully say he’s second best for being the daily dose for Minecraft but I really think it’s gamers react check them out it’s a cool chanel
@@jillianleach67 ur 11
@@darthyoda4934 "yuo'er" - 🤓
cuz coincidence XD
0:23
Im at absolute Loss for words
Weapon trimming would be cool if they actually added it in a future update
For those wondering about the 2016 skin, it's a man that was very well known between 1939 and 1945.
second tip:austrian painter that loves germany
third tip: he doesnt like jews
Third tip: funny moustache
fourth tip: big HIT
@@thefelon8027 fourth tip*
3:19 - TREES ARE READING BOOKS MADE OUT OF TREES
im having a trauma now
It's that time of the month again. My life has meaning now.
@🍄ArcaenA🍄 🤓
me
it's my birthday so I agree. although in 4 hours my life will return to meaninglessness.
@@Anklejbiter (HAPPY BDAAAAAYYYYY :D)
Breaking enchant: For however much durability "d" is left, and the enchant level "l," every use has an l/d chance of breaking. Let the anxiety ensue.
sounds a bit _broken_
If you are very lucky, you can reach the last durability point of your item. Then, when you try to use said item, the game tries to compute the "Breaking" enchantment's probability to have an effect, one last time... and thus, reality itself Breaks :)
@@loucantnot Breaking enchantment: breaks math
“Minecraft won’t add inches to your **** (Mine it up)” by Ruckus World is insane, man.
1:48 who gave steve jaundice 🤯
4:12 mans just invented the electric chair in minecraft
Bro realy made that on porpuse
Bedrock Edition
0:23 implies it's the male phoenixSCs who produce the young
Why is the cherry wood is becoming different types of food all of a sudden 💀
Tasty
i mean it probably tastes good
Well, it _is_ the only wood type named after a food.
@@Dan0RG even though its tree doesn't actually give the fruit
I mean, Sakura (cherry blossom) is a decently common flavor for food.
1:00 in 2016, the top Planet Minecraft skin was... the leader of 1930s/40s Germany
2:51 BEFORE weapon trims, there's somethine we need MORE.
Sticks from different wood types.
Which means Swords, Tools, Bows, Rods and Ladders built with them would keep their color.
no please, inventory management would be hell. the way i discard excess wood of a different type is by crafting them into sticks because i 100% will use them later for tools or villagers or what not
A nice way yo get different color ladders would be to use the unused 'middle top' and 'middle bottom' of the bench with the appropriate wood type.
So you have the normal 'H' pattern, but the 2 spaces are oak or mangrove, est. Much like how fences and fence gates work for the different types
4:06 pretty sick beat for a sec there
I love how Phoenix is just embracing the Phoenix-Chan meme at this point
Why are you looking at her like that?
2:07 the potato update gave us green wood
3:35 As you can see, this post has two images.
New waifu unlocked
☹️
@Deで AYO WAIT YEAH
AMONG US
5:05 wither skeletons actually fight agains the piglins, maybe they meant them from the nether fortress
1:07 for those who were wondering what was the censored skin, it was adolf Hitler
1:08 for those too lazy to check, the skin is of the greatest friend of the Jewish people
Sarcasm? Uh....
@@the-Gammaron yes, is sarcasm. obviously he is not a friend
More like lying it has 2 words 1st word 1st letter a, 1st word last letter f, 2nd letter 1st word h, 2nd letter 2nd word r. So um yeeeeeaaaah
Ah, it must be the German leader during ww2
@@greenboi5536 a___f h____r
3:21 a tree reading and using its own...
Friends or something?
Phoenix SC is temporary,
But Phoenix SC-chan is eternal
petition for phoenix to bring back the outro
5:09 No, they're clearly not serious. If you read the rest of it, the joke logic is that "the enemy of my enemy is my friend, so make friends with the brutes by summoning something that hates both of you" and it says "best case scenario is they decimate each other and leave you with one blow to make".
Jesse, we need to craft some potions of fire resistant
2:42 they're not wings, they're elytra. That's the hard bug shell that protects the wings.
5:34 Oh, it's the guy who taught the world more about Liechtenstein.
@Michael Wilson no
as a mojang employee i can confirm we made an abomination and freak of nature and killed it for the wither’s sound
2:38 Honestly, that's almost better than being able to put wings and chestplates together. Frankly, I wouldn't mind both.
Adlof Hitler is the skin
@@babukk4013 I... didn't ask, but thanks I suppose
@@christianbryan6961 cheese
@@christianbryan6961 No worries, I asked. 👍
🧀
@@EeveeRealSenpai Aight
Honestly the trim on armour/tools would be amazing, I need to separate my fortune picks from my silky ones somehow
rascals would’ve scared the heck out of me if i was mining and heard it and that’s EXACTLY what i want. i need to stay on my toes in the mines
0:03 that guy gives me nightmares from dedsafio 2 (basically there was a faceless stickman that was super fast and would one shot you if you get close to him)
alan becker
Every QR code or link people show me and try to get me to scan is obviously a rickroll, no one can rickroll me
god i wish it was just a rickroll
@@Hyperboid its not?
@@Hyperboid uh oh
@@Hyperboid oh god i scanned it
i was expecting a rick roll for that last one ngl
5:20 I actually no joke saw one while going to school, had to do a double take because I thought I was hallucinating
Of all the things that QR code could have been I wasn't expecting that 😂
Man, I didn't know minecraft won't do that
Link?
@@westfrigemc6270 scan the qr
@@westfrigemc6270 DONT SCAN THE QR it is a not appropriate song FYI
@@glockenwise why do I feel like its just a rickroll
Minecraft Wood Rainbow
Red. Mangrove
Orange. Acacia
Yellow. Birch
Green. Bamboo
Blue. Warped
Purple. Crimson
Pink. Cherry
There is your weekly wood rainbow.
1.2=1.20 according to mathematical standards.
Which means Mojang has improved the game so much from 1.0 within just two updates!!!
i always wondered why 1.9 hasnt lead to 2.0 instead of 1.10 it makes no sense unless it was 1.09
@@corruptspurple3021 It's not a decimal number
have you seen a decimal number with two commas like 1.7.10 or 1.19.2 ?
@@sajeucettefoistunevaspasme no also those arent commas they are periods/fullstops
What about 0.0
When semantic versioning is followed too strictly
1:35 a decimal 1.2=1.20
Somebody gotta say it
that's not how update versions work tho
No decimals after 9 go 1 so 1.20 = 3.0
@@LordOfTheChickinz ...american education amirite
@@mihaleben6051 but he’s right 💀 1.9 = 1.90 in math
For ya’ll curious chickens that wanted to know what the censored skin was at 1:08,
It was adolf bittler
2:32 OH NO
THE SECRET'S OUT
NO ONE KNEW, THE TRUTH!! IT'S FOUND!!
Sussy bluka
Idk what it is can someone explain
@@huntjetsonthe oak became cheery wood
The punching sounds have been recorded from Agnes' personal haymakers.
Now you can find green wood in Minecraft in the Poisonous Potato Update
With the new leaks by Badgerman I think we really should be talking about the new Breeding III enchantment
Gonna enchant my wheat
4:54 admit it.
New waifu unlocked
You admit it
@@volt303 yeah how bout you admit it
Yes, We can now only watch with one hand 💀
@@Fiberoeatingfiber wtf man
1:10 it’s the guy who ended his hardcore world in 1945
3:05 he does have a point tho ngl
1:15 It's a *Potion of FIRE resistance!* Not Lava resistance!!!
1:22 froze to death? Bruh
@@brent8889 It's a joke, bruh.
POV: you have Fire Res CCLV (255)
It’s a potion of cold orange juice
Watch PETA create a "parody" of Minecraft where you torture animals and record their death XD
Man I was full on expecting a Rick Roll at 4:07 now I feel disappointed and sad.
aqrtt was it
Are ye kiddn me? This is way better :V
5:16 Next, on DanTDM:
"The British infected Hong Kong for 99 years, here's what happened…"
no nO NOT THE WOB!!! DON'T TAKE THE WOB AWAY FROM US!!! Please it's Captain lore!
Fun fact: The same book that had “Breaking 3” also had bows with Piercing
Oof
0:02 what’s with the drinking sound if there is no one drinking?!
3:00 this guy didnt even give a good defense against the sniffer, just got mad at its mechanics and didnt say whats bad about it, theres a reason his vote didnt win(though i totally agree with people voting for cute factor, its stupid)
5:30 for fricks sake, everyone better open that QR code 🤣
No
it’s a fall out boy song
MINECRAFT WONT ADD INCHES
Can you link it or something, I'm on mobile
What is it?
5:15 Yes, Dan must have not noticed it.
5:29 I built this on the server with my friends, I remember the patterns. You can't fool me!
It's not a rick roll though...
@@Joltemonoh I see
It's A bit different
I guess I was wrong
@@Joltemon what is it?
@@Noel_aj Scan it
@@Joltemon i dont want to im afraid its gonna be something weird 😂😂
for those curious, the skin he censored in "best minecraft skins posted in 2016" was a certain austrian painter
For April fools we need a video where phoenixsc becomes phoenixsc-chan and speaks in a high pitched voice with a phoenixsc-chan skin for a whole video and acts like everything is normal
no we fucking dont
@@Esiv0_ yes we do
@@Esiv0_ based
@@wasquash unbased and unfun
As an innocent animal that got stabbed in front of a microphone to make the death sound, I can confirm.
2016's best skin was a really charismatic guy with his pinwheel logo armband.