I fucking remembered Soul Caliber having a jump mechanic but couldn't find it anywhere so I ended up convinced I was just stupid and made things up in my head. Fuck you Steel Rivals for doing this to me.
Woolie is a master of holes. His knowledge of them far exceeds the limits of the human spirit and mind. Where a normal man sees in shapes, light, and movement Woolie only sees in blobs of dark atrophy where the physical world is weak and ripe for the birth of a new hole.
Oh my god, this game is soul crushing. Witty commentary be damned, watching this game is motion is just reminding me of how I'm closer to the inevitable oblivion with each moment that passes. So I'd say about a 7/10 video, guys. Keep up the good work. We're all going to die.
This looks like a video game you'd see on some television show where they talk about video games for a moment. The only thing missing would be some 8-bit sounds going on in the background.
So Woolie worked on hyper Dragon ball z, Mat worked on age of the barbarian, Pat worked on this game, so im assuming that if they make a new senran kagura fighting game, Liam will work on it.
When I look at a game like this, I have to wonder: Was it good intentions gone bad, or was it bad circumstances? Was/Were the developer(s) going "Yeah!" or ". . .Damn it."?
Yin YangGamingIndustries Yeah, but now it's just some stupid bottom-of-the-barrel fighting game that Immortun Joe would call "mediocre, but all bullshit". STOP TEASING US WITH THIS SHIT, GIVE US QUALITY GAMES!!!
Yin YangGamingIndustries WHEN'S NEO GEO BATTLE COLISEUM, YOU DUMBASSES?!?! GG XX ACCENT CORE?!?! ANY GAMES YOU DID WITH THE FULL ROSTER, LIKE SMASH BROS. AND MORTAL KOMBAT?!?!
You thought the barrel was scraped clean. You thought there was nothing left. The best friends took this as a challenge. They started scraping the rust from the metal. When the barrel has been scraped away completely, they will scrape the concrete where the barrel once stood. Once the concrete has left this realm, they shall burrow into the earth, making the planet itself the new barrel. Soon they shall scrape until nothing remains. Nothing is safe. All shall become the barrel. And all shall return to the barrel.
"Delete that off your computer right now" is probably the most genuinely concerning piece of advice Pat has told Woolie in the history of the Zaibatsu. Shit. I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
Look up Morrigan from Irish mythology on Wikipedia, it will explain the common source all these things copy from. Heck even Capcom copied Morrigan Aensland from that.
they where given a million dollar budget, decided to spend 2$ on making a game, and the other 999,998 on sniffing the coke off hooker's asses in Tahiti on a volcano
The graphics of this game (and age of barbarian) seriously remind me of the cgi "3d" monster porn I used to sometimes come across in google images edit: ok they mentioned it im satisfied
So is there an entire multiverse of barrel at the bottom of this barrel? If there is, I would love to see the underbarrel, where the bottom of the barrel is the top with an infinite void of Silver Dollar Games underneath.
The tone of this video made me want a show where the Super Best Friends are trapped on a space station and have to play terrible fighting games until they can find the absolute worst game and use it to take over the world.
I fucking remembered Soul Caliber having a jump mechanic but couldn't find it anywhere so I ended up convinced I was just stupid and made things up in my head. Fuck you Steel Rivals for doing this to me.
We were the true Scrublords all along.
*You hold the guard button while pressing up on the D-pad to jump in the Soul Calibur series... And it's more like a hop then a actual jump. lol*
Hold Guard + Up
*Is also just not very good at fight games*
But I was regarding the fucking high jump instead of the little hop.
"I'm consistently losing control of all parts of my body." - Pat Boivin
You mean like your hair and legs?
S-Savage
S-S-S-SADISTIC.
And bowels...
He's about 3ft tall.
Being generous there
This game is like the fake games that people play in movies. I can't explain it, but you all know what I'm talking about.
I know exactly what you mean, I think its because it looks pre-rendered but plays janky at the same time XD
Looks like one of these cheap 3D programs for porn or weird fetish videos
Devastatingly true.
*Three minutes into the video*
Guys, are you just saying the names of mechanics, hoping that the game will turn out to have them?
how is that different than what they normally do :p
+NightClubSamurai yeah but sometimes it actually happens
Literally a mysterious jogo.
Oh god, the jump. They don't actually jump, they just lift off without their legs moving at all.
WHEN WE ALL THOUGHT THE LAST SMS WAS THE BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
WOOLIE F I N D S ANOTHER BARREL.
You thought it was just a barrel, but it was I: ZA WOORY HOLE!!!
Looking for Barrel
SCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBASCRUBBA
Woolie had a stocked bunker under the barrel the whole time
Oh no! Not the Woolie hole!
There's a lot of weird shit in the Woolie hole. Like stolen pies, victims of animal abuse and bloodied football jerseys.
God Bless the Ring
No that's over now. We're past that... unless it's still here
God bless the Breast
DarkKnightGrave My eyes are up here HOHO
Some Dude
....and my eyes are down there.
My eyes are over there in that jar.
It feels like they appropriated assets from a porn game and make them into a fighting game.
NapoleAn3 same here, i feel like i've seen these on a pornhub ad for a bullshit game
I've definitely seen comics with Trodon and Minotaurus Rex in em
Last time I was this early, Turkey had a stable government.
+Lazengann Don't cyber bully me. I am very sensitive.
Turkey never had a stable government.
exactly
It still is ..it was a bluff
Topical.
This looks like a game you'd see on a TV show or movie where they didn't want to pay fees to show a real game.
I stared into the barrel, and the barrel stared back
There is no bottom for it is without end
"If you stare into the void long enough, something will stare out, keep looking, wondering, and it might reach out"
This ain't Eyes of Heaven.
if only
They're likely to do a playthrough on it.
If only we could use King Crimson.
And it sure as hell isn't Akatsuki Blitzkamf.
If only we could use Made in Heaven
How could Woolie have known that there was a hole under the barrel?
He designed the barrel.
The barrel is just stacked on top of multiple other barrels.
+NickFlame it's barrels all the way down
Woolie is a master of holes. His knowledge of them far exceeds the limits of the human spirit and mind. Where a normal man sees in shapes, light, and movement Woolie only sees in blobs of dark atrophy where the physical world is weak and ripe for the birth of a new hole.
the budget is so low all they could afford to give their foley artist was a butter knife and some grocery bags
Soul Caliber 6 is looking great.
Oh my god, this game is soul crushing. Witty commentary be damned, watching this game is motion is just reminding me of how I'm closer to the inevitable oblivion with each moment that passes. So I'd say about a 7/10 video, guys. Keep up the good work. We're all going to die.
What's this? The boob-barian and lizard guy are fighting again? I thought they were friends.
Nope. They're...
* sunglasses *
Steel Rivals.
This looks like a video game you'd see on some television show where they talk about video games for a moment. The only thing missing would be some 8-bit sounds going on in the background.
The music made that last battle very emotional.
Never before has "This game is being made before our very eyes" been more accurate.
the music at the end really captures the moment well
Woolie is just hiring studios using his lunch money he gets from his mom to make these fighting games
Ah, yes, blocking a giant sword with your bare hands, that always works!
I actually agree with Matt this game didn't need an entire episode just for itself.
The "Delete that off your fucking computer right now" at the end got me super hard
Am I the only one who thinks the sound effects are really satisfying? Hit impacts in this game sound GOOD.
This is from Brazil? What a mysterious jogo.
Damn,why can't my country keep it's shame for itself? Stop,USING IT!
@@NaderinZim Arent there tons of cheap knock off cartoons from Brazil too?
The large breasts were a tip off. Also, as far as Brazilian shame goes... jeez, where do I start these days?
These hit sounds make me imagine that all of their weapons and limbs are made of wood.
The music in the last match made it surprisingly emotional for some reason.
I never thought a fighting game could give me motion sickness.
15:20 the moment Matt gave the pad to Billy
19:40 Liar, it's called "Now We Are Free". And it makes me smile every time Woolie tries to sing it.
I love the contrast of the FNF and SMS intro's. more youtubers need to do more like that. you guys are pioneers haha
Well to whoever made these premade assets, good work your detail is amazing.
So Woolie worked on hyper Dragon ball z, Mat worked on age of the barbarian, Pat worked on this game, so im assuming that if they make a new senran kagura fighting game, Liam will work on it.
Liam made Arcana Heart.
From the sound effects alone I would have thought it was a game of badminton.
When I look at a game like this, I have to wonder: Was it good intentions gone bad, or was it bad circumstances? Was/Were the developer(s) going "Yeah!" or ". . .Damn it."?
The one video game you do not want to try to win when you lost the 1st round.
Also, love the Steam Review posted in the description.
I feel like the Best Friends pay some guys to make these games for them, because you'd have to look damn hard to find some shit like this.
If the developers are Brazilian, then the fact that one of the characters is called "Gunda" tells me they just didn't give a fuck.
15:46 Holy shit, did anyone see the projectile fucking off to the side of the map!? In a 2D plane game?
Fucking amazing.
10:23 Pat's Leprechaun laugh confirmed
Okay...what the fuck is it THIS time?...
More bullshit.
+Juri & Chun-Li Best Couple Ever I'll be honest I thought this was some weird Steel Battalion Tank Fighter
Yin YangGamingIndustries Yeah, but now it's just some stupid bottom-of-the-barrel fighting game that Immortun Joe would call "mediocre, but all bullshit".
STOP TEASING US WITH THIS SHIT, GIVE US QUALITY GAMES!!!
Juri & Chun-Li Best Couple Ever WHENS NARUTO SHIPPUDEN ULTIMATE NINJA STORM REVOLUTION YOU SHITLORDS
Yin YangGamingIndustries WHEN'S NEO GEO BATTLE COLISEUM, YOU DUMBASSES?!?!
GG XX ACCENT CORE?!?!
ANY GAMES YOU DID WITH THE FULL ROSTER, LIKE SMASH BROS. AND MORTAL KOMBAT?!?!
Why can't obscure games be like dong dong.
Woolie's stand is a barrel that is bottomless, and just before a recording, he stuffs it with shitty Fighting games.
The barrel totally spawns the games of its own volition.
The "You forgot the cookies!?!" gets me every time. Lol
25:45 A Warm Place by Nine Inch Nails, much?
Dude, that confusion over who won that last match fucking killed me
I still love the intro for this series.
YOU FORGOT THE COOKIES!!??
I love how the music swells when Matt makes a comeback.
Why is the barrel so deep? What was it made to hold?
Despair.
Infinite despair.
I like how the pillars have shadows but the ceilings they are attached to do not.
I think my favorite part about this video is the one where Matt gets laid the fuck out by Woolie as he kills Woolie and wins the round.
I heard that they're going to fix some of the balance issues when they release Super Steel Rivals and Ultra Steel Rivals Turbo
Welcome back to Soul Caliber... Hey, wait a second!
*Transcending history and the world, a tale of souls and swords, eternally retold...*
Yeah, at this point I'm wondering if you guys just have a basement full of programmers who make all of these games for you to play.
When is Skullgirls 2nd Encore, tho, where's the Beowulf hype
Everyday is Scrublords, my friend.
We ride together, we did together.
Huh. Never thought I could get motion sickness from a fighting game...
"They _all_ have lovely bottoms, don't they?" - Mr. OoC; OSW Review Episode 30
Is it just me or was that not one of the hypest scrublords? Maximillian is too afraid to play Steel Rivals.
Who needs EVO when you have this?
You thought the barrel was scraped clean. You thought there was nothing left. The best friends took this as a challenge. They started scraping the rust from the metal. When the barrel has been scraped away completely, they will scrape the concrete where the barrel once stood. Once the concrete has left this realm, they shall burrow into the earth, making the planet itself the new barrel. Soon they shall scrape until nothing remains. Nothing is safe. All shall become the barrel. And all shall return to the barrel.
This makes me want them to play the Heavy Metal game.
"Delete that off your computer right now" is probably the most genuinely concerning piece of advice Pat has told Woolie in the history of the Zaibatsu. Shit. I wouldn't wish on my worst enemy.
The outfits remind me of those skimpy armour mods for Skyrim... lol
This, if anything ever was, is truly a mysterious jogo.
22:40
Sick anti-air
we got a witch named Morgan which is very close to Dragon Age Origins character "morrigan" who was also a witch.
Look up Morrigan from Irish mythology on Wikipedia, it will explain the common source all these things copy from. Heck even Capcom copied Morrigan Aensland from that.
Or Morgan La Fey from anything King Arthur related.
I don't know why, but this video made me laugh SO much XD keep it up doods
12:20
is Pat having a stroke?
Speaking of the theme of Rape Horse, how's that Rape Horse in the new episode of Berserk?
Very Rapey.
***** Very poorly-rendered...
CLANG
The difficulty of Rape Horse's CGI is VERY BAD.
Is it there yet?
I like the music in this game... It's like a bootleg Skyrim soundtrack..
"Obligatory BlazeBlue Comment"
I think you and I have a different definition of Saturday morning.
Oh well.
More steel but no MECHA.....Or Shaq...
wouldn't mechashaq just be steel?
Craving that tasty Shaq meat, huh?
DarkKnightGrave Pain is no match...
Richter The D Exactly ;P
Who isn't?
I also love how swords and axes are making punch sound effects.
so... is this Zaibatsu: the Clash? this game looks like something the Zaibatsu would design if they were given a budget.
They promise nothing and deliver even less
*no budget
they where given a million dollar budget, decided to spend 2$ on making a game, and the other 999,998 on sniffing the coke off hooker's asses in Tahiti on a volcano
+Adrian Duran wouldn't you!?
I 100% lost it at "HIS HAND TOUCHES THE WHEAT"
You guys are beautiful.
23:15 wait that's what Scrublords is for? To make other games look good? How did I never make that connection?
The graphics of this game (and age of barbarian) seriously remind me of the cgi "3d" monster porn I used to sometimes come across in google images
edit: ok they mentioned it im satisfied
I wish Woolie would talk about Gladiator all the time.
The Best Friends are at their best when the game is so bad that Woolie has an existential crisis.
So are we getting Friday night Fisticuffs on Saturday morning?
They couldn't wait to post this shit apparently.
this looks like one of those steam games that has a "patch" you could only download directly from the developers website.
I feel so sick watching this.
So is there an entire multiverse of barrel at the bottom of this barrel? If there is, I would love to see the underbarrel, where the bottom of the barrel is the top with an infinite void of Silver Dollar Games underneath.
We're long past the end of the barrel, forget any dreams of interesting fighting games.
Full playthrough when? Unlock all characters and costumes!
Now the shortest scrublords video!
Another Wii U must have game!
slowing it down to 0.5 at 27:00. it sound's like a deep emotional trailer for a block buster movie. i love it.
the slow string music with everyone cheering Matt on was truly inspiring. finally, we can die
This seriously looks it was made with same models as some 3D porn I saw years ago
The tone of this video made me want a show where the Super Best Friends are trapped on a space station and have to play terrible fighting games until they can find the absolute worst game and use it to take over the world.
A tale of souls and swords eternally retol...boobies...
Unironically your best video in ages
the music at the character select sounded like roller mobster medieval remix.
welcome back to when's *blank*
Watching this instead of SF5 Evo top 8.