So this is some sort of Mexican battle of the gods, with ancient Aztec spirits, Christian archangels and the most popular religion in Mexico, Evangelion
Holy shit, so this is gold. Spanish speaker here. "Santisimo Destino Doloroso" what appears after a KO: "Holiest Painful Destiny". Bonus: Every other fuckin' word in this game's dialogue is some form of vulgarity, lol. And the minion's starting phrase is: "Prepare to die, vile abortion!"
I just watched a game where Archangel Gabriel did Morrigan's super against an old man while Spanish rap was blasting in the background. I don't know if this is the pinnacle or nadir of entertainment.
An old man furry with a dog stand fighting a girl who is really, REALLY into Evangelion. You know, sometimes you can tell a game is amazing from the first match.
Looking back at Doomfist. He's a big, black, bald guy; he's from Africa; he's barefoot. has tribal markings.; wears nothing but pants; and in his bio, his love and interest is fighting. Holy crap, Blizzard ripped off Rage. Either that or Woolie's brother works at Blizzard.
When can we expect Plague's character? Where he just silently builds a fence around the payload and makes creepy, awkward porn that gives you the most self-loathing of boners. Truly, the ultimate Overwatch.
Fortunetly woolie's brother and subsequently woolie stole rage from the marvel comics character rage, a very 90's rob liefeld esc character whose entire gimmick is he's black and angry, also slightly irradiated, but radiation = super powers in marvel, he was also a avenger breifly
I feel like the character select screen is some kind of an elaborate practical joke. "You picked a dog guy? Surprise, it's a weirdo in a mask who runs around on all fours" "You picked this random guy/girl? Surprise, it's actually a demon" "You picked an old guy in a hat? Surprise, it's a goat that turns into an old guy"
OMG, I recognize El Bulbo. He's a Mexican superhero who was on a top 10 list of the weirdest foreign superheroes. The fact he's in this is actually kind of cool.
He's supposed to be a living vacuum tube, but the pill shape and goggles would make Americans think of something more... loud. Also, I'm pretty sure minions don't emit electricity like Blanka.
Every single time someone that speaks English says Mexico is weird, but its probably cuz they don't speak the language. I just think "no, for most Spanish speaking countries Mexico is still fucking weird".
"You'll get three hundred bullets for one meter of bar!" "What country is this game from?" "Iiiiit no longer exists, but play it and you'll agree: agrevev min zlotny dev!" "...Hit him with your H-Move!"
John Lugtu Not sure how the use of the ts and ls and the Spanish wouldn't immediately make you think "maybe this is related to Aztecs/Mexico" but alright
It was a daily when they said it wasn't a daily but now that they suggested it is a daily it's no longer a daily. It's Pat's Requiem power. His stand extends to anything anyone says about something within his immediate purview thus fulfilling his most immediate desire - the need to be right or lacking that the least wrong.
This game has so much almost-cool shit. A crashing plane stage, interesting camera cuts, and ...varied character designs. It LOOKS like it could have been a fisticuffs if it actually played well. If they had sprung for 2D characters instead of 3D models, I might have been really into this.
So this is some sort of Mexican battle of the gods, with ancient Aztec spirits, Christian archangels and the most popular religion in Mexico, Evangelion
oboyoboyoboyoboyoboy
Don't forget making all the angels female.
And sick halos.
It's a fighting game based on a Mexican comic named Operación Bolívar
Don't forget about the great Juan Grande
Basic this is a mexican
marvel vs capcom
Whit comics mexica characters...
Holy shit, so this is gold. Spanish speaker here.
"Santisimo Destino Doloroso" what appears after a KO: "Holiest Painful Destiny".
Bonus: Every other fuckin' word in this game's dialogue is some form of vulgarity, lol. And the minion's starting phrase is: "Prepare to die, vile abortion!"
Dominick Howitzer thank you so much for contextualizing that for me that's amazing
Also, Roman's dialogue
Creo que este es el mejor juego que he visto
I just watched a game where Archangel Gabriel did Morrigan's super against an old man while Spanish rap was blasting in the background. I don't know if this is the pinnacle or nadir of entertainment.
It’s both
An old man furry with a dog stand fighting a girl who is really, REALLY into Evangelion.
You know, sometimes you can tell a game is amazing from the first match.
Bernard Wiseman he is a nahual, a kind of mexicano wizard, who can transformación into an animal. Si, that's an animal spirit
plague has finaly embraced his inner furry and awoken his stand
evangelion cosplayers, your days are numbered
Too bad her A.T. Field didn't help her.
Woolie is no longer scraping the bottom of the barrel. He has punched through it and is currently tunneling somewhere next to dinosaur skeletons.
N00BSYBORG the world is his barrel now.
We're in Mexico o.o
I was laughing so hard at Roman just spouting out insults _every single time_ he did *any* move, what a masterpiece!
Female fighter, purple, orange and green, has a HF blade and an AT Field block... named Eva.
thelaughingrouge it's an homage guyz
thelaughingrouge and there's a cyborg hobo with a dog Stand.
Maybe that's the super.
Too bad her super doesn't use an N2 mine
Nah her super uses the lance of longinus
lmao, "santisimo destino doloroso" translates to "holy painful destiny" that's the most over the top KO I've ever seen
Okay, who let Linkin Park AMV creators put together a game's opening.
They let themselves! You can't control these rebels!
Maybe it was Italian Spider-Man.... Or a lack there of....
Game is srub material but damn did they put in effort. I hope the guys who made this keep going ham.
Looking back at Doomfist. He's a big, black, bald guy; he's from Africa; he's barefoot. has tribal markings.; wears nothing but pants; and in his bio, his love and interest is fighting. Holy crap, Blizzard ripped off Rage. Either that or Woolie's brother works at Blizzard.
There is one difference. Doomfist actually has a brain.
DarkKnightGrave Rage has a brain.
He calls it the fist.
When can we expect Plague's character? Where he just silently builds a fence around the payload and makes creepy, awkward porn that gives you the most self-loathing of boners. Truly, the ultimate Overwatch.
Goodvillain 101 fuck.
Fortunetly woolie's brother and subsequently woolie stole rage from the marvel comics character rage, a very 90's rob liefeld esc character whose entire gimmick is he's black and angry, also slightly irradiated, but radiation = super powers in marvel, he was also a avenger breifly
I feel like the character select screen is some kind of an elaborate practical joke.
"You picked a dog guy? Surprise, it's a weirdo in a mask who runs around on all fours"
"You picked this random guy/girl? Surprise, it's actually a demon"
"You picked an old guy in a hat? Surprise, it's a goat that turns into an old guy"
Of course Woolie would select Evangeline first.
As a Spanish speaker this video hurt so good. I won't bother posting translations. You guys got them all perfectly.
What a mysterious jogo
That's no barrel, it's a space station!
This looks like an early Suda 51 game lol
Finally a reason to write my Kotal Khan X Lucoa fanfiction.
"Dragon Style"
Yami6692 Then you are *WEAK.*
As for you, OP, GO FOR IT
DON'T LET YOUR MEMES BE DREAMS
oh please Kotal Khan isn't a prepubescent child it's too unrealistic even for a fan fic
There's not even anything Mesoamerican about this game other then the title.
Kotal Khan goin' for dat *spittle.*
-Why am I like this-
Not gonna lie, some of these characters designs would look really good in an actually decent game.
This game is based on the comic Operacion Bolivar by Edgar Clement. It's only in Spanish that I can find but it has really nice art
Me: "Oh the art on the character select doesn't look so bad"
*Sees character model*
"Oh jesus god no"
Who's scraping/knocking on the door? "On the list" Woolie says. "In the barrel" he claims
Nic Cage?
Richter The D "HE'S SCRATCHING ON THE DOOR!!!"
That man will one day be buried in a pyramid
Richter The D But he's a vampire.
...that took me a sec
Sorry, looks like I made a mistake.
Sometimes you gotta shake the barrel to see what comes out.
Sometimes you gotta shake the mistake and see what trees fall out
At the bottom of the barrel is only another barrel.
Sometimes you gotta shake the cookies and see if Liam falls out.
bobsled-philosophy
Liam has ascended to his final form.. JOHN CENA
YO IS THIS AN AZTEC FIGHTING GAME!?
*YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH*
OH oh no
*Oh no never mind*
*O h • G O D*
Marcus Calixte without the pillar men, this game is fucking stink
Marcus Calixte yeah yeah you better back down, big wipe outs ahead
Ryan Dollenmayer
My hype is getting *wiped out*
Hmm, 2.5D with a heavy metal opening. Sounds a little like something else that could have been played on Friday night...
Hmm...
CaptWolfy there's, a ton of games like that.
I suppose so.
Just about any of them would've been fine, though.
Nah, Prison Break versus mode.
It has to happen eventually.
Say what you like, some of these character designs look kickass. La Santa Muerte and Samael Archangel look dope.
11:39 Unless you are talking to me about this *exact match,* do not ever speak to me in person.
What the fuck.
*What the FUCK*
You don't see Death fighting a super Minion everyday
OMG, I recognize El Bulbo. He's a Mexican superhero who was on a top 10 list of the weirdest foreign superheroes. The fact he's in this is actually kind of cool.
Just an Inner Tube-let why is he just a minion tho
He's supposed to be a living vacuum tube, but the pill shape and goggles would make Americans think of something more... loud. Also, I'm pretty sure minions don't emit electricity like Blanka.
Just an Inner Tube-let Bulbo as in Ligth Bulb. Tuvo que haber estado Buena la que se fumaron cuando lo crearon
Every single time someone that speaks English says Mexico is weird, but its probably cuz they don't speak the language. I just think "no, for most Spanish speaking countries Mexico is still fucking weird".
Pero somos chingones
Juan Grande is just Spanish Joseph Joestar
Not nearly as amazing as it sounds, sadly.
why do some of these characters look like they belong in killer 7
This game's roster described in four words:
*_"Oops, All Boss Characters!"_*
It took me longer than it should to figure out that El Bulbo is a light bulb
Is it weird that I think this looks pretty dope? Like it's all dirty and rough as hell but I dig it.
So El Bulbo is a living vacuum tube with a cape that plays like Dr. Doom. It's fine. This is fine.
"You'll get three hundred bullets for one meter of bar!"
"What country is this game from?"
"Iiiiit no longer exists, but play it and you'll agree: agrevev min zlotny dev!"
"...Hit him with your H-Move!"
I'm pretty sure there isn't even a barrel at this point, Woolie just pulls them from his being
There is a purity to this art style that I appreciate. It's like if Serious Sam didn't have good tech behind it.
2:36
God damn. That upskirt.
This looks like a fucking Killer 7 fan game made in mexico that spiraled out of control into a fighting game.
How does that mic taste Woolie?
I really want to see this played in a hotel room after-party near EVO.
We can confirm that you will find old man dog spirits fighting archangels on rooftops in Mexico while shouting profanities at each other
Im assuming someone had a stroke on their keyboard when they were typing the title and the boss just looked at it and went "That's rad!"
Actually nah, Tzompantli is a real wordl, is was an aztec altar/wall made with skulls
John Lugtu Not sure how the use of the ts and ls and the Spanish wouldn't immediately make you think "maybe this is related to Aztecs/Mexico" but alright
John Lugtu
You tellin' me Kiryu-chan was the one involved in making those weird-ass titles?
If so, "That's Rad!"
+Carlos D.
If that's true then I believe his statement still stands. That is indeed rad.
I still have a Liam-shaped hole in my Liam-shaped heart
Owned
Remember when the cookies forgot themself at Wrestlemania 3?
When's Saltybet?
Joe Kewl not soon enough.
Next payday? Matt need to write Woolie and Pat paychecks and say "well you will be giving those back next friday"
Yeah we need more salty bet 😉
I will only watch another episode of Saltybets if it involves them playing various games with the loser having to eat something disgusting/salty.
It's been a while. I should go watch some after this.
Quetzalcoatl is in da hood!
WHY DOES THE WALL NEVER REMEMBER THE GODDAMN COOKIES!?
Apparently the bottom of the barrel is a lot deeper than we thought....
It has still not been proven to exist.
It's non-Euclidean in nature.
Schrodinger's barrel
So, a Klein Bottle?
GEEZ MATT WHY ARE YOU SO GOOD AT THIS GAME
*(In Spanish)* Some of the characters look cool.
This artstyle is like trying to learn manga but gave up midway.
I'm digging the background music in a few of these fights.
Sometimes you gotta shake the billy to see what LPs fall out
I am actually really digging this music.
the angels and demons legit have good designs
these designs, in a different art style, could have been awesome.
The intro of the game gave my ( lack of) friends a seizure holy shit
i looked up death cargo and got this
this is the Mexican Dong Dong Never Die
oh I played this on xbox fan fest ... my hometown is a stage, i remember the guy was real proud of this but have no idea of any fighting game slang
Best music in any fighter
Matt, you can't say "put the Mack and Me clip in" and then proceed not to put it in! Billy, fix this horrible travesty!
*YOU FORGOT THE LA NOIRE!?*
Slow clap.
It was a daily when they said it wasn't a daily but now that they suggested it is a daily it's no longer a daily.
It's Pat's Requiem power. His stand extends to anything anyone says about something within his immediate purview thus fulfilling his most immediate desire - the need to be right or lacking that the least wrong.
PLAYED LIKE A DAMN FIDDLE
Umbrella Corporation
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT MOONMEN
It'll come out when it comes out
*N O T A D A I L Y*
"This is club music, in an Arcade."
You mean.. a Barcade?
Mexican Slav simulator looks.... not good.
The O.G Slavs did it *WAY* better
Yeah... it looks AWESOME!
A daily reminder that Aztecs are no longer a thing, lucha libre is not that popular and our god Quetzalcoatl is not a thicc girl.
Can't I just imagine that his reincarnation would be a thicc girl?
Oz-suka It's for a reason you heathen.
Is AAA still around at least?
I was hoping for some character designs that screamed PILLAR MEN. I am very disappoint.
dklordgarcia but hey, there's literally just evangelion
Bless you, Liam, wherever you are.
Heyzues christo, what the hell is this...
I like how there's just a Dog Shaman from Shadowrun in this.
Also a Stand User.
Realtalk? Track that plays for that Neza stage at 14:04? I dig that reggaeton shit a LOT. :x Where can I find this?
Loudly Shitposts in Mexican: The Jogo
In the main menu you can see Evangeline's tzompantlies.
I missed this back in the day...Going back through some of the Scrublord episodes and wow Evangaline almost had me throwing up immediately, hahahaha!
This game has so much almost-cool shit. A crashing plane stage, interesting camera cuts, and ...varied character designs. It LOOKS like it could have been a fisticuffs if it actually played well. If they had sprung for 2D characters instead of 3D models, I might have been really into this.
no ones gonna mention that el protector is just frank castle with wings and a halo
El Bulbo is an old tv tube brought to life with black magic and its often mistaken for a condom.
I'm guessing all the sarcasm's keeping them from blowing their collective brains out. Educated guess.
Is this Saltybet? If so, where are the waifus?
Wait, nevermind. El Bulbo just showed up.
13:06 this stage is a fucking panic attack
Now all you need is a story mode involving the Cartels and you have life in Mexico.
There's not a single stage in this game that wouldn't be banned.
And everybody wonders why we mexicans never make it to EVO.
King of Fighters says otherwise!
This game is a masterpiece.
>saturday morning scrublords
>uploads friday night
The music in this game kicks ass.
I can imagine walking into a store and trying to ask for this game..
"Yo, have you got that new game.... Tiz..om..panty..lee"
Matt is in denial, he still thinks Liam is around to forget bringing the cookies...
i'm feeling some killer 7 aesthetic vibes, i hope intentionally
Steven Galvan
Suda loves him some Mexico. How else do you explain let it die?
but it's friday
is there a time portal at the bottom of the barrel
The new SMT looks good.
You laugh but El Bulbo is top tier
the lack of Laim forgetting the cookies because he isn't there hurts me on multiple levels.
Not gonna lie, even though that type of character design isn't really my thing, Kitty Satana looks pretty dope.
3:31 That's the cross that Lilith was crucified on near the end of Evangelion (and also in End of Evangelion). That girl doesn't do homages halfway.
that plane level was FUCKING SICK
We've descended into the second barrel
Ah...i see Matt is learning the ancient Tzompantli techniques.