"In 1996, a 3D sequel titled FIST was released for the Sony PlayStation and Sega Saturn..." - from the Wikipedia article of this game You know what to do Scrublords.
They should play the Saturn version it looks worse and I believe there is a model viewer in the game so you can get in real close on all the horibbly 3D rendered goodness that is each character lol Oh and knowing Japan you can totally look up their skirts with the model viewer XD
***** Seriously she has longer legs than fucking Stolas. I think she was originally supposed to be a T-rex before they abruptly changed the theme to schoolgirls fighting.
Damn, and I thought Super Fighter was bad. Those banana girl matches and her calisthenics attack along with no throws when blocking made me laugh way harder than I should have.
at 18:00 you can see where capcom STOLE the idea for Birdie's v-skill from! CAPCOM, MORE LIKE HACK-COM. Pretty Fighter paved the way for street fighter 5.
SylemGistoe No way, man. That banana move? Square stole it for Dissidia. What do I mean? A healing move in a fighting game. This fucking game is genius.
XenoCake You mean, this wasn't Skullgirls?... I mean, I *thought* it was weird that nobody took Peacock, but I just assumed they didn't like her or something.
*LEAKED INFORMATION:* Street fighter 6 will have banana tech for every characther, but each with their specialties: _Vega needs to lose the claws before eating the banana; _Oro takes longer to eat it because he has to pill it with one arm; _Blanka mashes the bananas on the floor to get the insides, so he gets less health; _It would be racist to have a african american characther eat a banana, so Balrog will eat watermelon instead.
You know what's ironic about the DP not knocking down? That's exactly how OG Street Fighter II's Shoryuken functioned, it only started knocking down since Champion Edition.
Wait wait I got another one Hey baby do those legs go all the way up? My guess is no, considering that at around 6:35 we see that they appear to be completely disconnected from the body. They just float in midair, if I'm seeing this defeat upskirt right.
Considering all the butt bombs and banana matches. Yes, second encore is coming with big booty Squigly matches, phat ass Filia matches, and taunts only valentine matches.
So if you can't be thrown when you block, and you take no chip damage, can't you just block as soon as you have the life lead and win by timeout every time?
I dont watch saturday morning scrublords for the bad games, I dont watch it for the commentary, I watch it to see pat trying to climb up onto the sofa in the intro.
I hope they play and shit on Naruto & Blazblu for a good ten minutes, just so people would shut the fuck up about it. Then play Third Strike all night.
That banana battle reminded me of a match against one of my friends in Tekken 4. I was playing Yoshimitsu and was low on health. I won by knocking him down and healing myself. He got super salty.
XD What a coincidence! I literally JUST bought a copy of Pretty Fighter X for the Saturn! Haven't cracked into it yet but I know it has anime cutscenes, more characters, and is 18+.
3:38 pm? Does this mean for the next month or so we are going to watch the best friends get drunker and drunker as the weeks progress, until they play the most scrublord of scrublord games, Shippuden?
"In 1996, a 3D sequel titled FIST was released for the Sony PlayStation and Sega Saturn..." - from the Wikipedia article of this game
You know what to do Scrublords.
***** That sounds like the greatest thing ever
Pretty Girls Fist...
Basically.
infinitiBARS "Fist Pretty Girls" obviously
***** FIST on Saturn plays slightly better than the PS1 version. That's not saying much though.
They should play the Saturn version it looks worse and I believe there is a model viewer in the game so you can get in real close on all the horibbly 3D rendered goodness that is each character lol Oh and knowing Japan you can totally look up their skirts with the model viewer XD
it's amazing how they can recreate the beginning scene every week with out forgetting a thing
HoboHouse Except the cookies. They always forget those.
The banana matches are a war of nutrition.
The one in the green tutu get up's anatomy is insane. And I have consumed a lot of the Japanese animez in my day.
***** She is definitely one o' them legs fo' days kinda dames.
***** Just looking at it makes me feel ill, like some kind of non-euclidean Lovecraft creature.
***** Seriously she has longer legs than fucking Stolas. I think she was originally supposed to be a T-rex before they abruptly changed the theme to schoolgirls fighting.
***** it's the early-90s, y'know how it goes
The Pickles Abby's animez regions have gotten so swole, bruh.
Matt: "Put the time up to infinite." Can you imagine? Locked in a never ending banana war.
Those banana matches are way more hype than they have any right to be.
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) we need this for EVO!
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) Gotta press the banana advantage
ɥsǝlʌ
Dude, there's some tech to be explored there.
Zold - LP i recenzje gier (PC, PS2, PS3, PS4) press F to eat banana
Koi Iezuma
Pay respects to the banana as you eat it.
Now we need fanart of, like, Ryu and Bison angrily staring each other down as they *_furiously_* munch on bananas.
Dexcat ON IT.
+TwistedTak
Does it exist yet?
I love that they time their scrublords now.
"How the fuck can we get out of this ASAP"
Captain Marvelous Your a scrub now, and a lord now.
Captain Marvelous They've been doing it for a while though, guess the scrub's just showing so much now that they barely edit anymore.
24:20 Finally, we can settle the age old question: who would win in a fight? Nurse Joy or Officer Jenny?
On the weekend of EVO, this is the game that pays tribute to the competitive nature of the fighting game. Truly.
Banana.
SACRIFICE YOUR BANANAS FOR MORE TIME ON THE CLOCK
0:29 I rarely ever re-watch the beginning to Fisticuffs but I always re-watch Scrublords intro for Pat's beautiful expression
More fighting games needs Banana Eating tech, it's totally a game changer.
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD
doesnt johnnys green tea chugging in jjba asb heal him?
AxleNo7
it increases the recovery time of his nail bullets.
Banana is the most optimal punish.
DIO's Scary Monster and THE WORLD We need to push Banana Tech along with Pig Advantage for Evo.
Capcom had the right idea with birdie
Matt's uproarious laughter at the "banana whiff" and other commentary is the best.
"I think strong banana gives you more banana-health." - Pat 2015
"Every missed banana is lost life!" - Wollie 2015
"...I forgot the cookies-"
"YOU FORGOT THE COOKIE--"
"There's actually a 7th hidden button"
Yeah, the power button.
This clearly is what the future of fighting games always was meant to be.
Nurse Valentine I believe the correct word you're looking for is Ragnarok.
Elena in SF4 is the spiritual successor to Banana Girl.
Damn, and I thought Super Fighter was bad. Those banana girl matches and her calisthenics attack along with no throws when blocking made me laugh way harder than I should have.
at 18:00 you can see where capcom STOLE the idea for Birdie's v-skill from! CAPCOM, MORE LIKE HACK-COM. Pretty Fighter paved the way for street fighter 5.
SylemGistoe No way, man. That banana move? Square stole it for Dissidia. What do I mean? A healing move in a fighting game. This fucking game is genius.
UltimaKeyMaster clearly, *everyone* has been stealing from Pretty Fighter for years.
You guys should totally play the Les Miserables doujin fighter that totally exists!
Sperium3000 ...Please, is that a thing that actually exists.
Sperium3000 Just searched this. Yes, they should totally play it. Even just a mini episode for the laughs.
mokmok009 Listening to Chewie and Fuckface French DBZ
Sperium3000 Knowing that this is a totally real thing that actually exists kind of hurts my soul a little. I would be interesting to see at least.
punisher154 but it isn't terrible
I remember playing this in the late nineties. So many sweet stinkin' ass attacks! ;0
Crouching Light Kick: The Game
Pretty Fighter to Evo2016
They called the move Peach Bomber early on, but it's clearly Kazemon's Love Tap...
15:47 just like that time Woolie went against Daigo.
Liam is the prettiest fighter...
IN REAL LIFE
Liam is our pretty pretty princess
limboman9 liam is our waifu....
sorry but cranky is new best waifu
the banana whiff made me laugh harder than any other best friends video ever holy shit Woolie
"I think we're getting off worse." Liam we all know you're getting off in all sorts of ways to this game.
Wow, great banana tech from both contestants. I was on the edge of my seat the whole game
"There's no hitstun"
*Characters clearly entering animations of hitstun*
C'mon, guys....I know Canadians are terrible at fighting games, but c'mon....
That banana shit really reminded me of when you both take a break to sip estus in Dark Souls pvp.
19:17 I was hoping Woolie would forget Pat's name.
When are you guys doing Skullgirls 2nd Encore?
XenoCake "THIS IS TUNA WITH BACON"
YUM!
Whoa this game is like a worse version of Skullgirls; close enough.
XenoCake You mean, this wasn't Skullgirls?... I mean, I *thought* it was weird that nobody took Peacock, but I just assumed they didn't like her or something.
XenoCake 2nd encore is like a turbo version of skullgirls there is no point because they already played Skullgirls.
Scrublords.....The only real way to usher in the weekend.
I love the Saturday Morning Scrublords intro so much!
geothr33 It's the greatest.
*LEAKED INFORMATION:*
Street fighter 6 will have banana tech for every characther, but each with their specialties:
_Vega needs to lose the claws before eating the banana;
_Oro takes longer to eat it because he has to pill it with one arm;
_Blanka mashes the bananas on the floor to get the insides, so he gets less health;
_It would be racist to have a african american characther eat a banana, so Balrog will eat watermelon instead.
i come from the future. this all happened
You know what's ironic about the DP not knocking down? That's exactly how OG Street Fighter II's Shoryuken functioned, it only started knocking down since Champion Edition.
My favorite was at the beginning, when the pink rollerblader fought the AT-ST wearing green.
Wait wait I got another one
Hey baby do those legs go all the way up? My guess is no, considering that at around 6:35 we see that they appear to be completely disconnected from the body.
They just float in midair, if I'm seeing this defeat upskirt right.
My bad, the rollerblader is clearly supposed to be diddy kong, as we see in the later banana match.
What is this, the precursor to Skullgirls? Does that mean Skullgirls 2nd Encore is coming up on the channel?
YES! IT IS!
Robo-Brinks They must be keeping the ecstacy and splooshing to themselves. The gameplay is too hype for UA-cam....And us apparently.
AfroMetalMizu They mentioned before they'd only play games that have characters scheduled for a release after all characters are released.
Koyol All the characters are released though, at least for the time being. After Robo-Fortune, they don't have any new characters in the works.
Considering all the butt bombs and banana matches. Yes, second encore is coming with big booty Squigly matches, phat ass Filia matches, and taunts only valentine matches.
So if you can't be thrown when you block, and you take no chip damage, can't you just block as soon as you have the life lead and win by timeout every time?
I want a fighting game designed ENTIRELY around the healing mechanic
Yo when's J-stars? We need to get our weeb on!
*LIAM FIGHTER !!!*
LoL
2:00 That view reminded me of the map in SNES Mech Warrior. I'm gonna go shoot some homing rockets now.
The hypest bananas in any game ever.
28:03 This tournament is sponsored by Ganondorf?
(I know it's supposed to be a parody of Canon)
Would Gem Fighter/Pocket Fighter make for a good Fisticuffs?
***** i think there was a fighter game with the females of KOF and iory as the final boss dressing as a woman, what do you think?
slifer875
Only if they track down a pair of Neo Geo Pockets and the mythical link cable.
Gargenville Wasn't pocket fighter also for playstation?
This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time thank you
The truth is the games on SMS aren't actually bad, they just suck to play when Liam FORGETS THE GOD DAMN COOKIES
Breakdancing and banana tech God-tier
I dont watch saturday morning scrublords for the bad games, I dont watch it for the commentary, I watch it to see pat trying to climb up onto the sofa in the intro.
I hope they play and shit on Naruto & Blazblu for a good ten minutes, just so people would shut the fuck up about it. Then play Third Strike all night.
Punished Snake And it should be a scrublords because they are poverty fighters. That turns into a fisticuffs when they pop in 3rd strike.
Punished Snake I am never in opposition to more third strike.
That or just continue to ignore it completely, I'm down for either one.
It's okay, Blazblue.... I like you...
I don't understand how people can enjoy that spamfest of a game anyway...
15:33 "Psycho Sworrrrdo! Psycho Sworrrrdo! Psycho Sworrrrdo!!!"
Eating bananas, an unbalanced part of your daily Saturday Morning Scrublords.
First Pig Advantage, now Banana Advantage.
I'm hungry.
Birdie was predestined confirmed for SFV!!!
Pretty Fighter - The Banana saga
I want to see Asuka 120% burning fight final for PS1 on an episode of Friday Night Fisticuffs! The Asuka 120% series is so underrated :(
That banana battle reminded me of a match against one of my friends in Tekken 4. I was playing Yoshimitsu and was low on health. I won by knocking him down and healing myself. He got super salty.
"Liam Fighter"
LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Man, seeing the scrublords intro after this weeks podcast preview really hammers home how good Matt is lookin' lately. Good on him!
How come Liam always forgets the cookies?
Wow...that banana advantage. Even Kensou's bun eating move had a chance to fail, and it's a DM/SDM move. This move is so abusable
That last match earned itself a golf clap.
Pretty Fighter for EVO 2016
The sickest Banana tech i've ever seen.
Also, why is this not on the mainstage at EVO? Because i would watch that shit in two seconds!
*Birdie:* _"Wait, these blokes are eating bananas during the middle of the match? Can I chew gum and drink soda, too?"_
The prequel to dive kick: crouch kick.
24:33
...this is LITERALLY Hiroshima! That's the Atomic Bomb Memorial on the other side of the river!
And as I was watching, I heard as a faint whisper to all who desire to play this game when the red ass-attack girl won...
"Kimochiiiii~"
woolie and pat's laughs working in tandem make me think of hyenas.
that fucking endgame comentary is fucking gold
It's Friday afternoon where I am.
Unless the sun's rotation is getting faster (o_0)
Every time you fuckers upload a Saturday Morning Scrublords I get stuck rewatching the intro 3 or 4 times in a row because I just can't stop myself.
So in the Pretty Fighter universe, Banana Girl must be God.
I wonder if a fighter could work where instead of damaging life, you take time off the other player's clock.
The frames...the-the- frames...THEY JUST AREN'T THERE
WHERE ARE THE FRAMESSSSSSSSSS
Matt's goin bananas!
This game is more fun that it deserved to be, what a great video. Banana Battle!
Man, these Pretty Fighter top 8 matches are sick. Best EVO inyears.
Still loving the intro.
OH MY GOD i had to pause at 6:20 when he started the beach/peach? bomber .. couldnt swallow my food i was laughing so hard :D
That last match at 27:50 is one of the funniest things I've seen on this channel.
Donkey Kong approves of this game....
Terry Jones Everyone does.
This should not expand dong.. .... But it does!!!
so short, yet so sweet
Could we possibly see Dengeki Bunko Fighting Climax when the localization release.
Everytime I see this intro I can tell how everyone else is acting but it looks like you actually caught woolie on a bad day.
Oh boy, is this our special EVO EDITION of Scrublords?
The banana tech of Pretty Fighter truly defined the fighting game genre
So we can expect this game at EVO this weekend, right?
So 90's! What I have always never wanted!
17:28 - best part!
I'm glad amazing nunchucku-chan finally got her chance to shine.
I love woolies face when they put the controller on his lap
XD What a coincidence! I literally JUST bought a copy of Pretty Fighter X for the Saturn! Haven't cracked into it yet but I know it has anime cutscenes, more characters, and is 18+.
Looooove you guys😍😍😘😘
The Prettiest fighting on UA-cam!
This was hilarious, well done.
3:38 pm? Does this mean for the next month or so we are going to watch the best friends get drunker and drunker as the weeks progress, until they play the most scrublord of scrublord games, Shippuden?
I really like the intro for the morning scrub XD
Best animations in a video game hands down.
Austin Vasi Super fighter is better. 2 frames animation Master Race.