How To Fence
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- Опубліковано 1 кві 2019
- I head to a fencing club to learn the ancient art of fencing! It does not go well for me...
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Me first seeing the instructor: aw she looks like a sweet lady
"I enjoy stabbing people"
Me: aw she's gonna kill us all
itimelord it’s called a joke m8
Jack Design r/itswooooshwith4o’s ._.
Just Myrup ツ not its not XD
exactly what i thought
don't even know her name
Out of everything he's learned, most of the teachers seems disturbed or uncaring about his sense of humour.
THIS LADY THOUGH.
SHE WAS ALL ABOUT IT.
I LIKE HER.
Y E S I LOVE HER SO MUCH SHE'S HILARIOUS
She's like Toph, she would kick your ass and laugh later
Anybody who stabs people for a living would have absolutely have a cynical sense of humor, and she clashed perfectly with mark's chaotic energy
She and the girl from the first two pole dancing videos are amazing.
My own fencing teacher is the same way.
Carla would've been one of the best Unus Annus guests if this had happened later.
Not even that, just if Ethan came
Truth.
I mean hell it would even tie perfectly into the Memento Mori theme.
I'm kind of glad it didn't though, because this is too entertaining.
a new perspective: this would’ve been the first, albeit unofficial unus annus video had ethan just woken up earlier.
that’s what i was thinking
24:57
Exactly
And now 420 was ruined. It has 450 now
That'd be great
The frikk is unus annus
Carla: usually no one wants to play with me.
Markiplier: *current objective SURVIVE*
Underated
(*true noise*)
Jesus, so many likes
*Sweats in threat detected*
Lol
"Carla you wouldn't stab me."
"Oh I would LOVE to!"
Chaotic neutral
Now I want to play DND with you XD
seeing a UA profile picture on a comment made before the start of ua, makes me happy. Thanks for sticking here :)
@@TBKLumine now I wanna play dnd with both of you
@@darkfifty9003 I'm a lvl 7 artificer, feel free to join XD
@@TBKLumine what’s the campaign
Mark: *thinks he's over exaggerating his lunge*
Historical manuscripts: nay you fool tis not nearly enough
getting taught how to lunge properly Is a nightmare to fencers
Capoferro when your shin is only at 45 degrees with the ground and not parallel: * look of shame*
This woman made this video so much better, Mark is funny dont get me lie but this woman has a sence of humor thats perfect for him! Loved this!
She matched so well, the "he is fine" and "I like stabbing people, even the "it'll be fine" 😂
Lmao this is where I fence I know Carla she’s a coach 😭
She is seriously match Mark’s level of wit
"Can I get my glasses?
I just wanna _see_ death coming."
The funniest thing I've ever heard.
I know the feeling. Except i'm not partially blind, and the ones saying it usually have there eyes closed when they duel me.
Well, i do understand where they're coming from... I'm like that older brother with power gauntlets who would always protect those he associates with. And then he asks to fight you.
I'll shit me pants for sure. If it wasn't me.
(Longswords. Best swords next to zweihanders.)
Me everyday
yeah
"Don't stick out your butt"
Mark: Thrusts
Sound effects: WHOOSH!
My dream is to become a youtuber. I have 2500 subs and counting, but i hope to help as much people as possible and put smiles on their faces.
Made by own song this week for the 2500 subs special. It's going to be amazing! Hope you will watch the premiere with me soon.
*SCHWING*
@@michaelzefanya8296 I set my HxH fan bait, watching and waiting with my zetsu activated. Lo and behold I caught one!
ITS THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER RUN
"Does the Donald Duck Pose"
"Distance is a killer"
This aged like fine wine
none of us are aging like fine wine now though
@@hadisyed9083 aging like tomatoes.
Carla is the most fun instructor Mark has had. Even all the ones they've had in Unnus Annus. Shes witty along with mark instead of just letting him quip. She's so lively. We love you Carla.
I love how ominous the instructor is.
some of my favorite quotes:
"I wouldn't look anywhere. just close your eyes, *it will be over soon"*
"As you're stabbing someone with a sword it is very relaxing"
"usually no one wants me to play with them, you're one of the first :)"
"He's gonna be fine, *you'll see him next week"*
lmao “Hes not bleeding *yet*... i mean- he isn’t ever”
“Mark. Mark! Mark! Is he gonna be okay?! Oh god he’s bleeding! Hey!”
“He’ll be fine… but you won’t.”
“Hey! W-what are you doing? Stop! Hey!… argh. Get away from me!”
“Nobody will find your body…”
@@Oblivionaire That's more edgy than ominous
I love your name
"Dude, you're gonna die." 8:06
"I dont have any other friends"
The camera dude is shook
Well, he has to film lol
lol
Like 360
Who is his camera person?
@@leviathan8203
Amy
I love how everything he does the professional is like "relax" and he just goes limp and they're like " *no not like that* "
That is a woman you can see
@@tangytim6699 and a professional
@@tangytim6699 mark is, in fact, a woman.
@@tadadoterson6147 this guy called the professional they even though she's a woman
@@tangytim6699 "they" was referring to all the professionals he's met, not just carla
Mark: THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS TO GO EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
Me: Is that a Unus Annus reference in the future
BJ Hollings it is I was gonna comment on it rn
What, it’s from dragon ball z not unus annus
It's a DBZ reference
I was gonna like until I saw the 69 I can’t ruin it :(
@@aulusgalba5679 same here man
She's such a chaotic neutral energy. I fricken love her.
I wouldn't trust her...
She’s the frickin definition for it
Mark: like...you wouldn’t stab me
Instructor: Oh would love to..
Mark: *internal screaming intensifies*
Psst...
her name is Carla
She’s a fun instructor. Makes me wanna take lessons with her.
As a fencer myself, I can confirm she was a great instructor. Also, I liked her sense of humour.
Boss: So..Uh.. What are your talents?
Mark: I stab people.
Mark when applying to be a hitman.
Boss: uhh.... **calls the cops**
Hello, 911?
"What if I throw it?" Mark just reinvented the meta of fencing.
If there was a pommel, then to end thine opponent rightly, unscrew the pommel from the sword and throw it at them, then close swiftly. Skallagrim and Shadiversity did videos on this.
So basically a javelin?
CyanH I’m a fencer and I’ve done this while messing around with friends. Wouldn’t suggest it 😂 it bounces back
What if you bring multiple sword is there a rule against that
crazialex I mean. There’s a game called gladiator. You can “kill” people and they have to drop their weapon and go off to the side. Then you can get 2 weapons if you still have both arms. Other than that, you’d probably get kicked out of an official tournament for even carrying more than one onto the strip
Mark: Im not a masochist.
Also Mark: "You could stab me!"
I am a fencer myself and I am happy that you tried it out. I know all the pain that you went through. I've been doing fencing for almost 5 years now actually, and I love it. It's the only thing I can do. Lol. Love you Mark.
"I can fence with a 10-year-old?" Well yeah, Mark, you can fence with basically anyone who fences. Can you WIN to a 10-year-old, though?
@@kiwiace4613 _r/whoooosh_
I know that.... Im ded right?
He’s gonna cut up ur shins
No I've fenced a 10 year old and they're fricken deadly
I fenced for 6 years. I'm not as good as i used to be but I've beaten people almost 3 feet taller than me and stronger than me.
"there is no crying in fencing"
Mark: "Hold my tears"
did he actually say that? XD
not exactly, the lady said that but he began chanting "I'm a brave boy" haha@@hyperpengu8722
it was probably terrifying going against a professional as he was just starting XD
I love this lady's attitude.
Dude, you're gonna die... He's gonna be fine. You'll see him next week.
He's not bleeding... yet. I mean not a all... ever.
She actually said "Ruh-oh!" like Scooby Doo ( 9:04 )
Don't mean to torture you on your first day of fencing... Yes.
Its not swashbuckling like WHAAAA- WHAAAUH.
Oh, jeez that's too bad.
I love her! She's so funny and sarcastic.
Markiplier, I’m a fencer and I see you have potential. Please continue to fence.
"He's not bleeding yet! Uh, i mean, at all, *ever* ..."
Not sure if i believe you 😂😂
so true.
Who would believe her?!?😂
"I'm only going to hit you if you do something wrong"
Mark: "But....I've never done this before, I'll do everything wrong!"
"Oh geez, that's too bad" lol
Just a typical Markiplier experience
Mark in 2019: I'm about be stabbed
Just destroy me
Mark in 2021: Shut up I'm not a masochist
As an epee fencer, I feel like mark could actually be pretty good at fencing if he kept going
“Except when you threw your body on my blade” oh my god I love this woman
SAME😂😂😂😂😂😇
"I would love to stab you"
fencing instructor woman
28:27
actually exactly what more advanced fencers I know have said to me as feedback lol
"I like beating up on defenseless people"
"uuhh......ok"
BellaXYoosung 8 lmaoo as soon as I read this it showed on the video lmaoo but seriously 🤣😂
Weird flex but ok
"I'll just aim for the blobby mass you are". Charming
I love how towards the end he's still trying to snark her and do his joke bravado but he just can't, he can't even catch his breath enough to finish his phrases. Mark's been matched, everyone
"What if you lose your grip on it?"
"Ill stab you"
Me: I love you
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Mark: "So is every mistake foolish?"
Instructor: "Yes"
story of my life
MOOOOOOOOD
Same dude, same
Little did Ethan know, his punishment will be to make videos with Mark for the next year for not being upXD
I feel like she's been on youtube before. She definitely knows what to say.
*”I enjoy stabbing people”*
Hang in there: *”These pants are very fragile”*
THE CRAZED BUTT STABBER!?
who is hang in there?
Oh noes
666 likes
I would be surprised if a fence disliked stabbing people! :p
Mark:I’m pretty good
*immediately cuts to him dying on the silks*
Me: *watching this in 2020*
Mark: “This is what it means to go even further beyond!”
Me, a fellow cult member of Unus Annus: He did it! He said the thing!! :D
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
Mark is a great student and she is a fantastically witty teacher. 😂 I'd watch all their classes or even the two of them playing video games together.
Also
"Just...destroy me."
Pain tolerance Mark strikes again!
"Fencing is a nice and limber sport"
Mark:*continues to be stiff as hell*
Carla is the best. 😂 the chaotic energy has for once been matched. She's the best 😂 "oh geez that's too bad~"
Mark: What if you lose your grip on it?
Carla: *_ill stab you_*
She's the beeest!
I love this woman shes awesome lol😂😂😂
I love to meet her! 😂😂😂😂
And on your left, class, is your basic tumblrtard
“this is what it means to go even further beyond!”
but this was before unus annus??? this was probably something he said even before but it caught me off guard lmao
pssst it's a DBZ reference ;)
@@spiritvdc5109 Yep.
My childhood friend has done fencing since he was 5 years old. I’m 16, and he is 15. I’m not in fencing, but I’ve been to many of his practices and some of his tournaments. Watching this has been really funny.
"Yeah you did really good except for those minor stabbing things where you threw your body on my blade" 🤣🤣
Wth
"I'm about to get stabbed."
*Continues to play gunshots in the background*
10 Best Video Startings on The Story (Lmao XD)
Киza баш воли ногомет.
Vietnam flashbacks
Parcore
@@malavidra5157 Indeed, yes.
21:22 "Just destroy me."
- Not a masochist
as a fencer, i am 5 seconds into this and i already feel pained
“I’m so limber... I did silk dancing last week so...”
*_WAR FLASHBACKS_*
Sia Dubey "I'm about to get stabbed..."
*_WAR FLASHBACKS_*
"It was Chica's birthday."
*WAR FLASHBACKS*
i would love if mark does a video called : "How to Judo"
?
She talked so dark and sinister the whole time. I love it. So amazing to watch.
All my fencing masters were like her, she was great.
fantastic instructor!!
Hey that’s the Middle Ages for you
You could even say, he was on the fence about it.
I love this woman and her sense of humor. She seems like such a good-natured person, perfect for an instructor! Looks like Mark had a lot of fun, too!
Instructor review:
Super friendly
Knowledgeable
Possibly a murderer
Funny
So..... 10/10
Possibly a female Dexter ?
Possibly?
Casually hides in the roof to murder whoever she is teaching
👏👏
100 % possibly a murderer
Mark: Not today!
_Literally 2 seconds later_
Mark: It's today!
Mark without the sword just looks like he's tryna do Harry Potter spells
Literally a let's play: she's teaching him all the weapon attacks and he's as usual fooling around XD
Mark: The louder you are the faster you go.
Me: If that was true then Jack would be The Flash.
@Jack Design Jack is pure speed
You all forgot,
The perfect opportunity to say this.
SPEEED IS KEY!!!
Jack is boss of speed and sound
Me:(reads this and agrees)
Also me:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jack?
mark: What about that dummy
the woman who loves stabbing people: oh that wont be as fun to stab as me as i can fight back
She is right. Hitting a used thick mat every evening is not as entertaining as hitting a person who can squeal as you do it.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
DZ LOL
Can we just accept that if Ethan came, this would have been another unas annus vid😂😂
I’ve fenced before and mark experiencing the same thing and seeing how he does it makes me laugh too much
Teacher: Hit me!
Mark: *whimpers in fear*
my friends teaching me fencing and I can definitely say that what he feels is nOT unusual
*at least not for me*
help
What my marshal teacher says and no one goes up
Teacher: you can't
The difference between wanting to learn and being scared to.
Mark: *mentions beating up defenceless people*
Mark later: *mentions defeating a baby at fencing*
Teacher: ᵒʰᵏᵃʸ
“You won’t stab me” “Oh I would love to”
I would've loved to see Eef do this with Mark
Mark:Like you wouldn't stab me...
Carla: Oh I'd love to
😶😆
I died when she said that I was like pl5dont stab my boi please
Mark: Should I look you in the eyes or look at your sword?
Carla: Just close your eyes. _It’ll all be over soon._
is that a reference to stranger things?
Tranquilez trust me stranger things didn’t come up with that 😂 people have been saying that far before stranger things existed
I love how the first person he thought of bringing was Ethan and this was before Unus Annus. God damn I love the both of them
26:10 Love how she just wacks him on the head. Love this woman
23:49
Mark: Not today!...
*Gets stabbed*
It's today, today's the day...
*Stumbles away in fear and defeat*
Her personality is amazing alongside Mark's.
Perfect duo
500th like
Nah kinda awkward
650th like
It's what normal people act like yeesh
He should totally try Historical Fencing next! There should be a HEMA club in LA, somewhere, I would think.
Hey fellow HEMAist.
The dynamic between these two is so fun to watch. Thanks for making me giggle! You da best, Mark!
'oh! i would LOVE to. i could stab you very easily.' and carla immediately cemented herself as one of my favorite people.
Reba Shields Carlaplier?
sameeeeee
*1 week later*
Sees blood splatters on the floor and walls, Mark on the floor crying and the instructor looking at the camera saying "I think he needs another week"
“The louder you are the faster you go”
Well then i guess sean needs to be careful
Mark : i like beating up on defenseless people Her: okay!
“I feel like there’s some baby’s I could really beat down.”
-markimoo 2019
Instructor: don’t point it at someone’s unprotected face
Mark:like you just did?
🤣🤣🤣
"yes."
Me: DOES IT STILL COUNT IF I'M POINTING IT AT THEIR NECK? ~says as removes the button that keeps the deadly part contained~
Instructor: Bend your knees
Mark: *Dose a plea*
Prolly spelled that wrong lol
I'm just sayin', i would love to have seen mark fence the 15 year olds
“I enjoy stabbing people”
A statement I have said so many times.
Same bro it scares my class
I don’t know if I should laugh or be concerned
It's ok I say it as a joke to scare my class
But have you even stabbed anyone?
I’ve said that when I get stressed I like to shoot stuff in class before🤣
I love Carla, she's awesome. She's kinda got this "best friend's cool mom" sort of vibe.
lol I feel that
@@CA-lg1do So you can't have best friends when you're older???
I just got an advertisement about fences right at the beginning of this video...
I don’t think UA-cam understands what type of fencing this video is about.
As a professional fencer I can proudly say mark has done well for his first time.
Mark:is every mistake foolish?
..........
Lady:YES
Mark: "I'm going to get stabbed."
Me (a fencer) while nodding: "Repeatedly."
yes I thought so too
As a fencer, I knew this wouldn’t end well
Ethribin especially in Epee. I’d be scared for his life if he tried Sabre though, one time I got bruises about 3 to 4 inches long.
Matilda H that’s why I like foil lol
“Oh I enjoy stabbing people!”
“No one wants me to play with them :(“
“As you’re stabbing someone with a sword it’s very relaxing.”
“Is it a problem that I’m already scared?”
“Yes- nooo~it’s perfectly fine, everyone wants to play”
Chaotic neutral.
2:28 me trying to make an excuse when i get called out on not doing my homework
How To fence:
*Step 1: build a fence.*
*_(Anti-Trump Liberal triggering intensifies)_*
*(Don’t bring politics into a fencing video intensifies)*
You mean,InFENCEsifies😏😏😏
@@ms.fortune5879
I just had a vasectomy about 2 hours ago. Trust me. I know the definition of intensity right now. Do you have any idea how much testicles move when you move? I literally cannot get out of my bed right now. Shit is so god damn excruciating.
@@lordkrythic6246 nononono I really dont need to know about your painz
“When you stab someone, it’s relaxing.”
i do philipino weapons and there are fewer things more relaxing and satisfying that hitting someone in the face with a rubber knife
Lana Urban I mean, pretending that you’re kicking someone you’re mad at when you kick a soccer ball is relaxing and helps you kick harder, so...
It really is.
I stabbed a box a few months ago and it honestly felt great-
i feel the most relaxed stabbing people with a pocket knife
It's so satisfying to stab someone in fencing
As a former fencer, the sound of the swords clashing haunts me in my dreams 😆
what made you stop
@@travisdingolaite6184 great question but you’re 2 years too late 😭
@@jetmirii
24:57 "this is what it's like to go even further BEYOND"
any time i hear these words, there's only one channel i can think of
“I was holding my bird. my bird is dead!”
-Mark Fischbach 2019
*whatever.works.01 ._.* reminds me of a book called *Of Mice and Men*
*whatever.works.01 ._.* I read This right when he said that 🤣
Jose Ramos xD
I just saw a dead bird...on the ground....oh.
I really wish Ethan would’ve responded and done this. 😂
Me too. but Carla is such a wonderful teacher that this was a ton of fun to watch.
This will build up Mark's skills at any rate, so he can confidently go up against Ethan! He'll need the confidence, because Ethan is a wiry guy who would be tricky to hit, no offense to him ^^.
Tyler on the other hand, would be terrifying because of his reach.
Love how both of them are into the fun and giggles vibe
23:49 The stance and the noise he made killed me xD