Mind Your Manors | Oxventure D&D | Season 2, Episode 5

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  • The Oxventurers stumble across a foreboding mansion, one that holds the promise of great fortune -- if they can survive one seemingly-simple task. What's up with that? Find out in Mind Your Manors, an Oxventure episode recorded live at EGX on Saturday 19 October 2019. Subscribe for more Dungeons & Dragons on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra!
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  • @satansprguy4404
    @satansprguy4404 5 років тому +1664

    "The dragonman who believes in the sky cow doesn't believe in ghosts everyone" is one of the best sentences i've heard in a long time.

    • @yushakader4991
      @yushakader4991 5 років тому +40

      Imagine if anyone outside the hall heard that

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +40

      @@propheinx2250 yeah in fact they're the entire reason I even became interested in D&D XD

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 років тому +8

      Top 10 sentences you never thought you'd here

    • @stephenadams5232
      @stephenadams5232 5 років тому +16

      But I've seen the sky cow

    • @thewin9459
      @thewin9459 5 років тому +8

      That is some burn coming from the Teafling!👏😂👏😂👏😂

  • @thebudderblock2149
    @thebudderblock2149 5 років тому +1188

    "If you win, you get the mansion." Now watch Dob somehow throw the mansion into the sea.

    • @jessicagresser569
      @jessicagresser569 5 років тому +97

      Well... it IS already on a cliff.... i'd give him advantage on that roll

    • @tach-uq5tw
      @tach-uq5tw 5 років тому +61

      that's why he has the skeletons you guys!

    • @heleneandersson7649
      @heleneandersson7649 5 років тому +41

      Eh, global warming should take care of that. He just has to play the long con.

    • @phyllissmith1966
      @phyllissmith1966 5 років тому +20

      By the sea, by the sea, by the beautiful sea....

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +9

      It'd be a beachhouse

  • @ollierose3683
    @ollierose3683 5 років тому +1081

    Dob saying “I cast prestidigitation on my whole life” is the biggest mood

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +40

      if u were paying attention u could see Johnny *ALMOST* ask Dob to roll for it. XD

    • @ewu..
      @ewu.. 5 років тому +42

      Unfortunately for Dob the blood of orphans stain.. 😔

    • @dindapriska
      @dindapriska 5 років тому +29

      I want that as a shirt

    • @christineadams3596
      @christineadams3596 5 років тому +8

      @@dindapriska This needs more likes.

    • @alexanderzhmurov9624
      @alexanderzhmurov9624 5 років тому +16

      after all, the whole party, but especially Merilwen, Dob, and Eggbert, in that order, shall find themselves in need of a mind/memory erasing/cleansing spell sooner or later

  • @ChrisPreece
    @ChrisPreece 5 років тому +687

    No one calls Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service a bad host!
    Corazon: No one's got the time!

    • @SaintedKarma
      @SaintedKarma 5 років тому +22

      Suite Life FTW

    • @dayelpearce8466
      @dayelpearce8466 5 років тому +41

      Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Tird At Your Service Esq. is the most dedicated estate agent you will ever see.

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +38

      _whispering from a void between worlds_ It's free real estate.

    • @CindyHelms
      @CindyHelms 4 роки тому +1

      Nice one!

  • @HazeEmry
    @HazeEmry 5 років тому +637

    It's so hilarious how the dragon-man who has witnessed a dead body talking (Dob's speak with dead), 60 reanimated skeletons, CTHULHU, travels with a warlock and incidentally worships a purple bovine deity in the sky doesn't believe in ghosts.
    I blame the -1 wisdom

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 років тому +28

      Maybe he thinks whenever someone sees a ghost it's just someone seeing a Conjure Image? Who knows

    • @jasonsorin1021
      @jasonsorin1021 5 років тому +27

      My party's half orc paladin worships a rubber duck, as a mighty bird from another dimension

    • @Paldasan
      @Paldasan 5 років тому +4

      Just because I have seen a kangaroo I don't have to believe in ostriches.

    • @BattyButtercup
      @BattyButtercup 5 років тому +31

      i mean, he said they don't EXIST and, TECHNICALLY, ghosts are DEFINED by their state of non-existence! it's why they haunt manors! so they can STOP un-existing!
      Egbert's a very devoted paladin: he believes, has FAITH, in The Great Sun Cow In The Sky. idk if the bovine'd be cool with any ghosts trying to convert one of its servants! /religion joke.

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +25

      @@HazeEmry no, no, no, no.. we dont call it -1 Wisdom.... we call it the Egbert Tax around here boyo. XD

  • @Dawnmon
    @Dawnmon 5 років тому +422

    Corazon being completely oblivious to the mansions horrors is completely in character and amazing

  • @kalorvalas6274
    @kalorvalas6274 5 років тому +421

    *"There's absolutely no evidence to say we aren't immortal!"*
    The look on Johnny's face just screamed, 'Oh we will definitely be putting that theory to the test.'

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +28

      Or he was thinking back to them killing a god with the ship.

    • @TheAmishJedi
      @TheAmishJedi 4 роки тому +14

      Schrodinger's Adventurers

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 роки тому +24

      He tested it, and they survived. Result: Statistical evidence suggesting that they're immortal grows even stronger.

    • @Dream146
      @Dream146 4 роки тому +4

      I mean they have never had anything approaching a challenging combat. Which is fine everyone's having fun but Johnny is so permissive as to render the rules almost obsolete. He may as well just let them narrate their way through combats.

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +15

      @@Dream146 isn't the point to have fun?

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +835

    Dob: "he's got 5 Aces, that's not right!"
    Along with everyone else I TOTALLY LOST IT. 😂
    DOB YOU ABSOLUTE LEGEND.

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому +77

      I love how he just spreads chaos wherever he goes. Actually the whole team shows up like a storm to a town and spreads excitement, chaos and destruction.

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 років тому +63

      Not only that the immature laughter that erupted when Corazon was smoking a cigar was also hilarious 😂

    • @stephenchanda7580
      @stephenchanda7580 5 років тому +12

      Absolutely LEGENDARY

    • @TheOneAvocado
      @TheOneAvocado 5 років тому +9

      When? Just so I can press it whenever I want.

    • @fatalo869
      @fatalo869 5 років тому +20

      @@TheOneAvocado 57:13 I just had to return to that timestamp like ten times

  • @LadyViscera
    @LadyViscera 5 років тому +427

    I like to imagine Prudence’s horrible room was actually the nicest one, because that’s the only thing that would disgust her

    • @_b1ack0ut4
      @_b1ack0ut4 4 роки тому +96

      Johnny confirmed in an AMA, that is exactly true. It was all prim, pink, and full of doilies.

    • @griffinraynor8425
      @griffinraynor8425 4 роки тому +28

      @@_b1ack0ut4 That's exactly what I pictured when trying to guess Pru's room lmao

    • @ivylives559
      @ivylives559 4 роки тому +23

      _/b1ack0ut excuse me can I have a link to this AMA?

    • @wormsin
      @wormsin 4 роки тому

      @@ivylives559 ua-cam.com/video/qZuZoqmXIyE/v-deo.html at 33:30

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 3 роки тому +15

      @@ivylives559 It was answered within the first hour of their marathon livestream for Literally Everyone Else in the World, just when they reached their 10,000 goal for the charity.

  • @insainraven9875
    @insainraven9875 5 років тому +633

    The crowd doing a Lad chant to start the show just yes

    • @Safiyahalishah
      @Safiyahalishah 5 років тому +27

      Faith in humanity: Restored

    • @ZillDiddlY
      @ZillDiddlY 5 років тому +28

      yea oxbox fans are not a cult .

    • @insainraven9875
      @insainraven9875 5 років тому +25

      Definitely not a cult nope no culty things to be seen here

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 років тому +16

      Cults are my least favourite clubs, I’m not a part of one, no sir, not at all...

    • @insainraven9875
      @insainraven9875 5 років тому +10

      Paper plane Gamer But would you like to hear about my lord and savior?

  • @RRaxor
    @RRaxor 5 років тому +425

    Prudence: "A holiday home!"
    My brain: Prudence's Holiday Home of Horrors. Staffed by the skeletons.

    • @bamachine
      @bamachine 5 років тому +19

      It could be staffed by the cultists, now that they have no god to search for anymore.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +8

      @@bamachine but what are they paid in?

    • @bamachine
      @bamachine 5 років тому +10

      @@brentage5000 love from Cthulhu

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому +9

      Speaking of cultists, what happened to them? Did I miss that? Or are they just sitting around the ship/docks?

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому +6

      @@brentage5000 the cultists ger free room and board. Plus they can kill any followers of cathulus rivals and take their stuff.
      Although I am not sure on rules of cults, but if a group kills a god, do they get that gods cultist followers as the spoils?

  • @chaoscubic6370
    @chaoscubic6370 5 років тому +476

    If 'Do do do do do do - My father's love!' wasn't bad enough, now we have: 'Whenever he was in a bad mood...he was in a bad mood alot'.
    Corazon feels INTENSIFY.

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 5 років тому +96

      Yeah hey Johnny can we get Great Pirate Ghost Granddad Milquetoast to stick around? Not that you have to do the voice every adventure, just please mention him doing something related to the party every once in a while so Corazon can have some kind of positive father figure in his life.

    • @cas-dx4en
      @cas-dx4en 5 років тому +10

      @@dominateeye seconded

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 років тому +20

      @DominateEye But how will a ghost stay in the papoose?

    • @jondw
      @jondw 5 років тому +41

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human kill the papoose and put him in the ghost papoose

    • @madalice5134
      @madalice5134 5 років тому +25

      Not gonna lie, these past 2 Oxventures have solidified Corazon as the Oxventurer I relate most to. Give that man some hugs!(He definitely needs them)

  • @bobsmith7066
    @bobsmith7066 5 років тому +344

    I love Johnny’s face when the Oxventurers propose something ridiculous, it just says “I should have brought a bigger flask.”

    • @ApesWithEgos
      @ApesWithEgos 5 років тому +18

      He would, but Sam already has the comically large flask for Critical Role.

    • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
      @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 5 років тому +23

      Especially now things are getting to the point that Merilwen is bumming drinks off him.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +3

      @@Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human Enh just grab one off the shelf, should be enough for at least one Oxventure: vintologyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/11/willet-bourbon-barrel-room.jpg

  • @AlistairP1993
    @AlistairP1993 5 років тому +431

    Between the orphan paste and partially congealed blood as mortar, I can see why Dobs construction company never took off.

  • @TheBlackDemon1996
    @TheBlackDemon1996 5 років тому +284

    I feel like Henry was Johnny's revenge for Christopher Engelbert the 17th.

    • @jacksoninskip1614
      @jacksoninskip1614 5 років тому +14

      TheBlackDemon1996 I love how no one has tried to correct you on his full name yet

    • @walterwallman3566
      @walterwallman3566 5 років тому +10

      @@jacksoninskip1614 i think it's because no one knows how to spell it

    • @De-Nigma
      @De-Nigma 4 роки тому +24

      Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Kol Kahoon III At Your Service. (I think, I apologise if I’ve gotten it wrong, but people said nobody had tried, so somebody had to.)

    • @walterwallman3566
      @walterwallman3566 4 роки тому +4

      @@De-Nigma you just had to huh?

    • @De-Nigma
      @De-Nigma 4 роки тому +4

      @@walterwallman3566 Yes. Yes I did.

  • @CaporegimeMarcus
    @CaporegimeMarcus 5 років тому +368

    I love how Corazon keeps horrifying everyone and Prudence is just so proud of him.

    • @epsome13
      @epsome13 3 роки тому +3

      Wait two episodes Merilwen gets scary enough to prove that prudence has a second in command for scary

  • @jaysonl
    @jaysonl 5 років тому +271

    "1d4 plus strength modifier?! We're on the clock, roll a d10 twice!"
    I LOVE IT.

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +14

      On the one hand, it's hilarious. But can you imagine when they didn't have to hurry.

    • @slb797
      @slb797 5 років тому +10

      As a dm....god combat takes so freaking long!

    • @dragonbuster1174
      @dragonbuster1174 5 років тому +18

      @@slb797 The best thing is when you realize that the 1 hour IRL fight only took 18 seconds...

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +2

      Sometimes that determines what happens

    • @jerryharris876
      @jerryharris876 4 роки тому +4

      The clock has saved the party numerous times.

  • @kellym5868
    @kellym5868 5 років тому +223

    Corizon: "I contort to that shape."
    Johnny: *sigh* of course he does.

  • @inchanceso
    @inchanceso 5 років тому +308

    Jane/ Prudence: what is more scary than being upside down
    Australians:

    • @P3x310
      @P3x310 5 років тому +86

      ¿ǝʇɐɯ 'ʇɐɥʍ no⅄

    • @lespaulpanhead025
      @lespaulpanhead025 5 років тому +9

      The toilets flush backwards, I defy you to tell me that’s not frightening!

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +6

      @@lespaulpanhead025 definitely more scary than the multitude of sharks, Redback spiders, deadly jellyfish, fire ants, ripped kangaroos, and terrible drivers (yes, I went there). Welcome to Australia, aka Down Under.

    • @michaelrea4902
      @michaelrea4902 5 років тому +3

      We are the Upside Down

    • @Mailed-Knight
      @Mailed-Knight 5 років тому

      @@dee... Heh-heh ripped Kangaroos... Yeah people only ever really see the females ones.

  • @ajbakercmsu
    @ajbakercmsu 5 років тому +442

    It kind of slipped by the audience with Johnny's head-scratching antics, but I genuinely lol'd at Corazon's "Look, we're *all* cursed mate, get to the point."

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +21

      I caught that! 😃

    • @ivylives559
      @ivylives559 4 роки тому

      Time?

    • @_b1ack0ut4
      @_b1ack0ut4 4 роки тому +6

      Which is funny bc at this point in time, arent like, NONE of them cursed?
      Spoilers for peak performance onwards
      -
      -
      Yet later, prudence is cursed with lycanthropy, dob gets that necromancy curse from the trapper, etc lol

    • @ryankelly3465
      @ryankelly3465 4 роки тому +1

      @@_b1ack0ut4 bruhhhhhhh put spoiler warning before hand or something

    • @sillylittleenby
      @sillylittleenby 4 роки тому +1

      @@_b1ack0ut4 at that point in time Dob is cursed with his connection to the hammer, it hasn’t been pointed out but we find out later that he has been cursed since he first used the hammer

  • @solemnjester2100
    @solemnjester2100 5 років тому +300

    Lmfao xD they need to make an animated series out of these. It's so perfectly transitioned. I can just imagine Milktoast being, "So long as no-one goes into the basement." Only for it to cut to Eggbert slamming open the basement door with a stupid derpy dragon smile on his face. XD

    • @anewtypeoftomato1565
      @anewtypeoftomato1565 5 років тому +26

      Check out Puffin Forest, it's pretty much that. Also, I hate to be the one to do it but Milquetoast*

    • @solemnjester2100
      @solemnjester2100 5 років тому +12

      @@anewtypeoftomato1565 I assumed I was probably spelling it wrong. But don't remember ever seeing it spelled anywhere. So I just spelled it that way because it amused me far more.

    • @thecolorpurple6401
      @thecolorpurple6401 4 роки тому +5

      How much you paying?
      *Cuz I can make it happen.*

    • @arndnaj
      @arndnaj 4 роки тому +5

      A D20 game like the original SWKOTOR would be perfect.

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому

      @@solemnjester2100 Look up Milquetoast my guy. There is a joke there that has gone right over your head.

  • @dizzyizzylizzie
    @dizzyizzylizzie 5 років тому +186

    I find it really funny how Corazon now dresses like Jacques Darquefall

    • @lordvoldemort1115
      @lordvoldemort1115 5 років тому +6

      Wait a minute what if Corazon lost nd nobody wants to admit it

    • @LoesungFeuer5
      @LoesungFeuer5 5 років тому +1

      Now with a coat made out of human faces... He gets better and better with each episode. lol :D

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 5 років тому +10

      Well he did steal his clothes

  • @bobmumby7425
    @bobmumby7425 5 років тому +1259

    the ultimate millennial fantasy: home ownership

    • @laura121684
      @laura121684 5 років тому +51

      And no mortgage to worry about either.

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 років тому +24

      Oof this hits close to home

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +51

      Egbert better put that avocado toast down if he wants to afford his own home...

    • @gigaflynn_
      @gigaflynn_ 5 років тому +9

      I feel personally attacked by this. 🤣

    • @patrickglover7506
      @patrickglover7506 4 роки тому +1

      Tru dat

  • @pyrotempestwing
    @pyrotempestwing 5 років тому +339

    Now I want a T-Shirt with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed out and “Team Basement” underneath it.

    • @beladendron
      @beladendron 5 років тому +43

      I vote for "Better than the last grouting!"

    • @Zeeeemonolith
      @Zeeeemonolith 5 років тому +5

      @@beladendron yes yes yes yes!

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +13

      @@beladendron "orphans make good mortar for orphanage."

    • @MrKAzUmAmp3228
      @MrKAzUmAmp3228 5 років тому +10

      I totally want all the tshirts they've talked about making, "Don't be a dob", "Merilwyn's meat grinder", and now "Team Basement"

    • @wolfydawolf5680
      @wolfydawolf5680 4 роки тому +2

      I still need GREASE in all caps on a shirt woth corazon just being there XD

  • @Regicide42
    @Regicide42 5 років тому +136

    I love that Egbert was handling the skulls perfectly fine but then Prudence happened and suddenly he’s taking loads of damage.

    • @BigRicePatty
      @BigRicePatty 5 років тому +19

      As otherworldly tentacles rub against him

    • @theultimatederp3288
      @theultimatederp3288 5 років тому +10

      @@BigRicePatty And he is being oddly calm about it.

  • @Icam_here
    @Icam_here 5 років тому +156

    Egbert: Ghosts don't exist.
    Binbag in the middle of a forest somewhere starts to cry

    • @caseybaker7935
      @caseybaker7935 5 років тому +19

      I thought he was just a wizard, not a ghost

    • @sylvanfreckles557
      @sylvanfreckles557 5 років тому +12

      @@caseybaker7935 it's all the same in The Wizzarding World

    • @MorinehtarTheBlue
      @MorinehtarTheBlue 4 роки тому

      I thought that was more like astral projection but yeah. Also minus some points for Mike having Egbert simply ignore the inconvenient truth. The bit just became forced at that point.

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 роки тому

      @@sylvanfreckles557 The Wizarding Wolrd ™ 🤣🤣

  • @willsandvik5877
    @willsandvik5877 5 років тому +172

    I’ve never laughed as hard as Egbert taking a mint and Johnny saying “its crunchy” and then immediately turning and saying “it’s a tooth”

    • @sailthemarigold_7864
      @sailthemarigold_7864 4 роки тому +8

      That was one of the best. Of all the dark/bloody items in this episode the mint and the salmon were the best.

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 роки тому +3

      @@sailthemarigold_7864 the cigar, I nearly died laughing at that one

  • @laura121684
    @laura121684 5 років тому +574

    Why are there no comments on Andy's & Johnny's impeccable American bro/surfer dude accent? That was amazing and hilarious!

    • @Zeeeemonolith
      @Zeeeemonolith 5 років тому +42

      It really was. I want that ghost to make a come back.

    • @distantignition
      @distantignition 5 років тому +13

      Impeccable is not a word I would use. Haha. I was laughing because it was so off.

    • @laura121684
      @laura121684 5 років тому +9

      @@distantignition Well, that is your opinion and, as such, I will respect it, even if I don't agree.

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 5 років тому +3

      @@laura121684 Like legit, or just for funsies?

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +23

      Whatever the dude bro ghost was smoking definitely affected Johnny because straight after chill ghost left, we were suddenly treated to transformer crone. Lol.

  • @malcolmpeake8893
    @malcolmpeake8893 5 років тому +95

    Jane saying. "What's in the bucket of grout, Johnny?"Gave me an instant flashback to Prudence. "Is it orphans?" Lol.

  • @torico29a40
    @torico29a40 5 років тому +395

    I just love how perfect the rolls are sometimes. "It's another three!" absolutely killed me.
    It's just great!
    Edit: And it just gets better and better!

    • @cyclopenguin5543
      @cyclopenguin5543 5 років тому +37

      Then, it’s a bit higher.... a 4

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +28

      @@cyclopenguin5543 yeah it was actually upsetting when he and Egbert finally *PASSED* the Wisdom/Perception check. XD

    • @Excanda
      @Excanda 5 років тому +12

      The amount of epic fails is hilarious. Half way in and only half the group sees what is going on. It's sometimes amazing how many times you can throw bad numbers with a d20. I know from experience (had to not throw a 1 with a d20 and did so 5 times in a row) that bad throws can happen, but it remains funny to see.

    • @verfuncht
      @verfuncht 5 років тому +6

      @@Excanda If my math is correct the chances of rolling 5 1s in a row on a d20 are 1 in 3.2 million...

    • @verfuncht
      @verfuncht 5 років тому +6

      @@Excanda So NEVER go out in a thunderstorm

  • @MattSkudlarek
    @MattSkudlarek 5 років тому +110

    Dob: "There's absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're not immortal."
    Johnny looks at the crowd as if to append "so far" to Dob's assertion.

    • @Nehoran
      @Nehoran 5 років тому +1

      It was at that moment I truly though he would let them walk into there dooms. And half to be fair he let egbert go. But on the other hand he ignored everyone say resistant to mean immune.

    • @nobodyfamousX
      @nobodyfamousX 2 роки тому

      Someday one of them will die in combat and at this point it has been so long I truly believe tears will be shed.

  • @princesszelda1997
    @princesszelda1997 5 років тому +291

    "burned to death? that is sick!" I think you mean *lit*

  • @jordanjohns8278
    @jordanjohns8278 5 років тому +204

    "It's got some great yelp reviews." Johnny is now at the top of the pun leaderboard... Sorry Oxboxtra

  • @apta9931
    @apta9931 5 років тому +176

    Johnny: "...And that's how you won a house"
    Dob: "I chuck the deed into the sea"

  • @angelkatt3
    @angelkatt3 5 років тому +155

    Luke leaning over to get crone pets absolutely sent me 😂

  • @brianschoner3350
    @brianschoner3350 5 років тому +100

    "Sometimes a cigar is just a finger."
    Jane's and Ellen's facial reactions to the slipper reveal are PRICELESS.
    How many evil grouting experiences does the average adventuring party have in a career?

    • @wolfydawolf5680
      @wolfydawolf5680 4 роки тому +3

      Well, we still know the orphan thing right? So its 2 i think... and then johnny will come up with something even more horrible i'm sure

  • @vrodli
    @vrodli 5 років тому +82

    Dob: *finds a hidden passage*
    Me: SECRET TUNNEL
    SECRET TUNNEL
    THROUGH THE SPOOK HOUSE
    SECRET
    SECRET
    SECRET
    SECRET TUNNEL

    • @mattwood1562
      @mattwood1562 4 роки тому +2

      Through the MANSIOOOOON* 😊

  • @nicholasbrouillette6997
    @nicholasbrouillette6997 5 років тому +292

    That was some excellent DMing to get them to talk to the pirate ghost. The first ghost mentioned him but they didn't acknowledge it, so Johnny had them hear a sea shanty, which they thought was coming from the basement, so he had the crone reenforce that it's the summoning circle and basically told them to summon the pirate. Excellent work 👍

    • @Safiyahalishah
      @Safiyahalishah 5 років тому +67

      My writer senses were tingling when Chad the Ghost not so subtly hinted that they should talk to the pirate ghost, and from that moment on I could see Johnny practically screaming at the crew with his eyes to pick up on what he was laying down. 😂 He handled the whole situation amazingly well.

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 років тому +28

      Nicholas Brouillette They’re not one for subtlety, the Oxventurers...

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 років тому +39

      Thank goodness they brought Bismuth so Johnny had a n NPC to hand.

    • @nicholasbrouillette6997
      @nicholasbrouillette6997 5 років тому +30

      @@elafimilo8199 He probably would have thought of something. One doesn't DM the Oxventurers without getting good at herding them towards the actual story.

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 років тому +12

      @@nicholasbrouillette6997 Oh, definitely. I have total faith in Johnny.

  • @dallydaydream
    @dallydaydream 5 років тому +159

    "He's actually an estate agent." Is... is that why he's wearing a red blazer? Johnny. Johnny you have to tell us if that's why he's wearing a red blazer. Is this a Simpsons reference Johnny.

    • @dicebreaker
      @dicebreaker 5 років тому +91

      It is why he is wearing a red blazer, yes (Johnny)

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 5 років тому +13

      ​@@dicebreaker Nice! I do love all the subtle jokes and references in your games. And the not-so-subtle ones, for that matter. ^_^

    • @brendancskinner
      @brendancskinner 5 років тому +14

      @@dicebreaker I was so disappointed you didn't make the "Henry Charles Fontelroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At your service, at your service.." joke. Great show as usual, also enjoying Dicebreaker.

  • @alexmavro2
    @alexmavro2 5 років тому +63

    1:32:56 "Can he be the new pirate?" *Corazons picture falls to the floor*
    That's just really great timing

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 5 років тому +182

    The announcer that welcomes the crew on stage sounds suspiciously like a famous pirate I know...

    • @bobalaska
      @bobalaska 5 років тому +30

      No that's just the announcer that they totally have, dont question it.

    • @subman23
      @subman23 5 років тому +15

      As with the manor on the hill, "don't worry about that"

    • @varunchaturvedi2581
      @varunchaturvedi2581 5 років тому +15

      You sure? He sounds a lot like Spiderman to me.

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 5 років тому +21

      All I know is, he's super impartial

    • @kaushtubhchauhan
      @kaushtubhchauhan 5 років тому +9

      Ohh that was just bud fensler

  • @aceofclover6459
    @aceofclover6459 5 років тому +60

    Friendly reminder to Corazon, that he still has the Emerald Tear. Unless Dob threw it in a lake.

    • @michiev
      @michiev 5 років тому +5

      I think they write down whatever is in their inventory on the character sheets IIRC

    • @seaborgium919
      @seaborgium919 2 роки тому +6

      @@michiev I mean. They're SUPPOSED to.

  • @krise99391
    @krise99391 5 років тому +256

    Johnny: Seems like the mortality rate in Necropolis is astronomically high
    Me: And it's about to go even higher!

    • @alexmagneiplays4555
      @alexmagneiplays4555 2 роки тому +3

      And this is like the only episode where nobody gets killed XD

  • @subman23
    @subman23 5 років тому +68

    Sir Henry: "I'm not the one who does the killing ..."
    Dob: "So you were saying something about rooms"

  • @Kris-wo4pj
    @Kris-wo4pj 5 років тому +63

    I enjoy how Johnny just has a Merilwin flask for when theres alittle too much animal death.

    • @epsome13
      @epsome13 3 роки тому +8

      And was rather impressed by how much she drank of it.

    • @loganberry32
      @loganberry32 3 місяці тому

      @@epsome13apparently Johnny was too. Did you see his face when she passed it back?

  • @CaitlinRC
    @CaitlinRC 5 років тому +117

    The true villain of Oxventure - The Duuuuudeeee Broooooo Ghost.

    • @P3x310
      @P3x310 5 років тому +15

      Give a warm Wassup! to Chad the Brost!

    • @zacharyheine4177
      @zacharyheine4177 5 років тому +2

      That wasn't Jaque Darkfall?

  • @charlotterae8482
    @charlotterae8482 5 років тому +143

    Feeling a bit like a game of Cluedo... “Prudence, in the library, with a grimoire”

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 роки тому +1

      Well.... It was either Merilwen's meat grinder, Dob's weird orders or a iffy Prudence that comited the crime. 😅😅

  • @kennystoneman2584
    @kennystoneman2584 5 років тому +166

    Last episode - Johnny: Here's a stag-do to cater.
    This episode - Johnny: "I am Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Calcahoon III At Your Service."
    Preeeeety sure this is the Oxventurers reaping what they sow. It's beautiful.

  • @ApesWithEgos
    @ApesWithEgos 5 років тому +135

    I only have ten minutes before I have to go to classes. Just enough time to see how Johnny's plans get derailed.

    • @irimac1806
      @irimac1806 5 років тому +3

      Good one XD

    • @wolfydawolf5680
      @wolfydawolf5680 4 роки тому +3

      It is true tho, ten minutes in and dob eats all the gold or throws it in the lake, someone (mostly egbert) gets covered in urine, or EVERYTHING IS SET ON FIRE BY EGBERT, PRUDENCE, OR MERILWEN

  • @dragoria20
    @dragoria20 5 років тому +97

    Dob and Prudence in a secret passageway together.
    Me, excited: ooh, this'll be interesting
    Them: roll a pair of natural ones
    Me: faceplant

    • @dragoria20
      @dragoria20 5 років тому +38

      "There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that we're *not* immortal."
      They're just asking for trouble.

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +4

      @@dragoria20 yeah watch Johnny throw either a fuggin Tarrasque or delve RLY deep into D&D lore and unleash an ancient Dracolich upon them. and yes they are a legit thing although exceedingly rare with how difficult lichdom is for a Dragon... I mean a Draconic cult has to create one a Dragon cant do it on their own its such a difficult and complex process.
      (likely tho Johnny will use just a normal Red Dragon as an introduction to Dragons for the Oxventurers since yeah there's a lot of different Dragon types that all have unique behavior and personalities, identifying features, breath weapon, prefered tactics, even the type of treasure they have is unique for each Dragon type.. there's a lot the Monster Manuel leaves out for the Dragon types so just the good old fashioned Red Dragon with its fire breath, immense pride and ego, and knack for killing adventurers for the Oxventurers very first dragon.. tho the White Dragon with its bestial, predatory nature and frost breath might be a better choice since Prudence and Egbert both have fire immunity. XD)
      (btw there's an actual D&D cult that has dedicated itself to creating Dracoliches as part of a doomsday prophecy where the world is either destroyed or ruled over by an army of Dracoliches and they believe that it's their mission to fulfill this prophecy by creating these Dracoliches and also only ranking members of this cult know the process and ingredients for the Dracolich ritual so if u want to learn how the ritual works u either have to forcibly glean the information from a ranking cult member or infiltrate the cult and obtain the knowledge by becoming a ranking cult member)

    • @Lazarus522
      @Lazarus522 5 років тому +3

      Argonne, you are hearby marked as one who has given up the secrets of the Dragolich cult. May all your milk go sour before you get a chance to use it. So it is spoken...

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +1

      @@Lazarus522 jokes on u I dont use malk. XD

    • @Lazarus522
      @Lazarus522 5 років тому +2

      I would hope not, malk is poisonous as well as corrosive. Milk. 🐄

  • @myrrhfortheroad
    @myrrhfortheroad 5 років тому +59

    “I cast prestidigitation on my whole life.” What a mood by Dob.

  • @ashfreywar9862
    @ashfreywar9862 5 років тому +209

    ITS TWO HOURS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH YISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TWO HOURS OF PURE COMEDY GOLD! *80S FISTBUMP*

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +11

      Hell yeah, brah! *returns the fistbump, we both freeze as fake looking stars fly overhead and Dead or Alive by Bon Jovi plays*

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 років тому +1

      That’s a mood

    • @ashfreywar9862
      @ashfreywar9862 5 років тому +2

      @@brentage5000 just stars
      with wings
      just flapping their way across the sky

  • @JashinsMagpie
    @JashinsMagpie 5 років тому +59

    Luigee Milktoast sure seems like a stand up guy, leaving his descendant his sweet sweet mansion!

  • @PhantomJokerX
    @PhantomJokerX 5 років тому +42

    Eggbert with Wisdom -1 : "When a mummy skull and daddy skull really love each other... "
    Oh Eggbert! :D :D

  • @JKM395
    @JKM395 5 років тому +97

    "We got there!" That could easily be the OxCrew's motto.
    Another great adventure. Thank you all for putting the time in, especially Johnny. The man has quite the imagination.

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +4

      and DMs rly have a hard job.. they have to learn so much about D&D both mechanics and lore wise, then plan out their sessions and campaigns, and then sob internally when their players sink their entire well planned campaign with a single tomfuckery Nat 20. XD

    • @JKM395
      @JKM395 5 років тому +1

      @@gblakney1 Facts. I DM for my family game that is me, my wife and my three kids. It's a ton of fun and everyone is enjoying it, but dang. To do it right, you need to prep and you need to really know ALL the rules. For me, it's a work in progress.

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +2

      @@JKM395 yeah I think I'll stick with being a player for the next 5 years while I grow familiar with the game. XD

    • @JKM395
      @JKM395 5 років тому

      @@gblakney1 I was familiar with the game, but not the rules. My kids (14 girl, 11 boy, 8 girl) and my wife really wanted to play and somebody needed to run the thing, so I stepped up. The first game I ever played, I was DMing. We started running "Mines of Phandelver" (sp?) and haven't looked back. To be fair, I did a lot of musical theatre, improv and acting when I was in college, and I also do accents and voices, so that helps.

    • @gblakney1
      @gblakney1 5 років тому +1

      @@JKM395 well I'm opting out of college cuz the way I see it, its just a waste of money and 4+ years of ur life for almost nothing in return. only voice or accent I can do is about a half-assed Mario impression and its not even that great. was part of a few plays so improv is something I can do tho.

  • @Medaumplay3
    @Medaumplay3 5 років тому +17

    Earlier this year:
    Oxventures: Hello insignificant guard, we now love you. What is your name? I hope it's a long and interesting one with a lot of syllabes!
    Johny: Shit
    Now:
    Johny: Hello, I am Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service, YOU JERKS!
    Oxventurers: what
    Johny: Henry Charles Fontleroy Stripworth Colcahoon the Third At Your Service.

  • @samgonzalez8662
    @samgonzalez8662 5 років тому +149

    I actually hyperventilate a little when I get an Oxventure notification

    • @Zeeeemonolith
      @Zeeeemonolith 5 років тому +4

      Same, was about to head to bed. Sleep can wait!

    • @catsnorkel
      @catsnorkel 5 років тому +3

      I was especially excited for this one because I was there, but couldn't get in because of a ticket mixup

    • @sisiissiisslsosioss4621
      @sisiissiisslsosioss4621 5 років тому

      Moikle oof that sucks

  • @ethanlappin
    @ethanlappin 5 років тому +35

    Anyone else notice the perfect timing of Corazon's picture falling at the exact moment they suggest replacing him with Captain Milqetoast 😂

  • @CyarSkirata
    @CyarSkirata 5 років тому +34

    Next adventure: The party try to fill out the insurance after Dob's skeleton army throws the house in a lake.

  • @Mattocon757
    @Mattocon757 5 років тому +40

    she turns into a truck.
    i am literally in love with johnny, i dont care who knows it.
    *sips laphraoig*

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +1

      It was a beautiful moment.

  • @hmiles650
    @hmiles650 5 років тому +47

    I love Jonny clarifying that you can’t just leave and win just like that before any of the others can suggest it 🤣🤣

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 роки тому +1

      Let's be honest, if he didn't say that they would find a way to do it

  • @GGemin0-TTRPG
    @GGemin0-TTRPG 5 років тому +146

    not gonna lie...Johnny is LITERALLY the best character there (not that the oxventurars arent great, Johnny is just on an another level of funny)

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 5 років тому +27

      I mean, he is literally everyone else in the world

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 5 років тому +27

      I think that's due to the oxventurers. Their random chaotic nature is constantly forcing Johnny to be on his toes and to both roll with it while also keeping everyone on track

  • @timhutchinson8485
    @timhutchinson8485 5 років тому +48

    "I will make water." Ellen Rose - 2019.

  • @charlesmoss1985
    @charlesmoss1985 5 років тому +42

    Every DM has an "I'm going to casually pet you all without acknowledging it until you stop derailing me" moment.
    And every group has a Luke, to derail even this.

  • @mattttttttthias
    @mattttttttthias 5 років тому +32

    Ellen’s face when Luke said "here is wat I think we should brainstorm" is me every time my teacher says we have a unexpected test.

  • @NosamTheWise
    @NosamTheWise 9 місяців тому +3

    56:41 I really love how Merilwen just realizes what the room actually is and just immediately calls for Dob to help cause she can’t move and he immediately wades into the guts to get her

  • @noddler217
    @noddler217 5 років тому +86

    Me: Ooh, 2 hours of Dnd awesomeness! COOL!
    *Sir Many-Named Fitzelroy III is introduced*
    Me: Oh. THAT's why it's 2 hours.
    (Treebeard'd like that guy, he's very Enty).

    • @noahsmith28
      @noahsmith28 4 роки тому +4

      BGM Reviews for the last time his name is Henry Charles Fauntleroy Stripworth Colquhoun The Third At Your Service

  • @mischief7781
    @mischief7781 5 років тому +19

    When Merilwen took out the flask, Johnny knew *EXACTLY* what she was going through

  • @kickingmonster
    @kickingmonster 5 років тому +36

    The lads chant killed me and it's only just started XD

  • @amaeve1950
    @amaeve1950 5 років тому +107

    Did Dob just sit on the bed for a few minutes...just to check the noise quality? I'm sure he wouldn't hesitate to ask to change rooms.

  • @eggarts9158
    @eggarts9158 5 років тому +12

    “What’s the grout made off Jonny?”
    Me: orphans, orphans, orphans!

  • @Alovatololo
    @Alovatololo 5 років тому +83

    I loved it. I'm torn though on the live show format. On the hand I want to see what shenanigans they'd get up to without a ticking clock of the venue closing. But on the other I love crazy rushed endings. Their adventures are so fun.

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 5 років тому +3

      The first several sessions were not live, The Spicy Rat Caper being the first (I think, it's been a while)

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 5 років тому +12

      What they really need is a venue where they can do live shows, but that won't kick them out or charge them more for going over the scheduled time, and where people are encouraged to leave whenever they need or want to.

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 5 років тому +5

      @@dominateeye so, a bar.

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 5 років тому +11

      @@austinknight5881 Perhaps even... a loading bar?

    • @Nehoran
      @Nehoran 5 років тому +4

      I would love a non rushed oxventure campaign. I know some parties stay away from rulebook heavy ots light and a comedy romp. but next go...they do know more now. Do go a bit more by book eh? Id love to see them deal with a challenge.
      Brings out the drama and tension.

  • @MonsterPumpkin
    @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +14

    1:22:42
    Prudence: Whats in the bucket of grout Johnny ?
    Dob: *Ptsd flashbacks*

  • @OliverJ0
    @OliverJ0 5 років тому +26

    "Soft whispering and slurping noises" - So Hunger of Hadar is basically an ASMR video then...

  • @aSinisterKiid
    @aSinisterKiid 5 років тому +18

    omg the dude bro ghost moment between johnny and andy was freaking hilarious

    • @danielarosindo
      @danielarosindo 3 роки тому

      Yes, complete opposite of critical role, that I also follow and love

  • @claytrimble4599
    @claytrimble4599 5 років тому +17

    Audience member: it's 1d4 plus strength
    Johnny: 1d4?! We're on the clock! Roll 1d10, twice!

    • @toymachine2328
      @toymachine2328 2 роки тому

      They just don't like D4s (understandably)

  • @2007Shockwave
    @2007Shockwave 5 років тому +9

    Chug, chug, chug!
    And a second later Johnny is surprised how much lighter his flask is!

  • @neolexiousneolexian6079
    @neolexiousneolexian6079 4 роки тому +12

    1:22:48 "It's basically blood that's two thirds of the way to becoming black pudding of its own volition."
    "Better than the last grouting experience! I'll take it!"
    You may not be able to understand, but it turns out that accidentally building an orphanage out of ground-up orphans really changes a man.

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 5 років тому +50

    I loved the setting for this Oxventure, perfect for Halloween. Also Dob deserves more head scritches

    • @elafimilo8199
      @elafimilo8199 5 років тому +5

      I thought Merilwen was the cat 😹

    • @aereon_gaming
      @aereon_gaming 4 роки тому

      Watch it again now that it's almost Halloween

  • @NekoEcho13
    @NekoEcho13 5 років тому +16

    Props to Johnny for heavily guiding them back on track for the sea shanty thing. Dob immediately latched on to 'basement' from dude brost and just completely derailed everybody for like, 20 minutes. XD

  • @jackdanny4416
    @jackdanny4416 5 років тому +5

    When Johnny silently passes Merilwen his flask like "yup they do that to me too" and she chugs it

  • @kamenraider1175
    @kamenraider1175 5 років тому +14

    "What's the grouting?"
    Orphans

  • @julia9714
    @julia9714 5 років тому +38

    Anyone else see the Hitman pirate outfit you can unlock this month and think ' It's Corazon'?

    • @dominateeye
      @dominateeye 5 років тому +3

      The makers of the first game put Oxbox's names in as easter eggs in the Miami level, so I really hope the makers of the second game made a Corazon reference in the description of that outfit (or update the game to do that).

    • @Alric1982
      @Alric1982 5 років тому +2

      @DominateEye Miami is in the second game, they’re the same people.

    • @samtownend6744
      @samtownend6744 5 років тому +1

      @@dominateeye They also put in a disgusting cocktail recipe to punish Andy for disliking one of the levels in the first game, knowing Oxbox has to drink any game cocktail they find

  • @chadp363
    @chadp363 5 років тому +11

    That moment when dob asks corazon to disguise himself as a ghost and haunt his way out is when johnny added another item to video 2 of ways to screw over your d.m

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 5 років тому +21

    I really need fanart of the crone transformer. This whole adventure was just hilarious, and Johnny still snuck in an emotional moment for Corazon.

  • @PrincessWhoosh
    @PrincessWhoosh 5 років тому +19

    I came for the Oxventure, I stayed for the Joseph and the Amazing Technicolour Dreamcoat references. 😂

    • @robertedwards4510
      @robertedwards4510 5 років тому

      Wait what?

    • @laura121684
      @laura121684 5 років тому +3

      @@robertedwards4510 Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat is a musical. Reference starts around 1:07:33

    • @robertedwards4510
      @robertedwards4510 5 років тому

      @@laura121684 i new it was a musical, just did not get the reference, but thanks

  • @HazeEmry
    @HazeEmry 5 років тому +28

    Thank you Johnny for the new t-shirt idea
    --Don't be a Dob--
    TEAM BASEMENT (preferably in sans)

    • @BogeyTheBear
      @BogeyTheBear 2 роки тому

      'Sans' is short for 'sans serif'. Which is just a fancy descriptor suffix for saying the font doesn't have those wispy little points at the ends of the letters.

  • @thewin9459
    @thewin9459 5 років тому +9

    GM Johnny: Are you not here for the challenge?
    Eggbert and Dob: Challenge Accepted!!!

  • @interregnum_
    @interregnum_ 5 років тому +25

    My two most comforting pieces of media: Oxventures, and Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat. This episode was like biting into a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup for the first time.

  • @austinknight5881
    @austinknight5881 5 років тому +62

    Less than ten minutes and Oxtra is already being treated like pets. Seems like this'll be a good one

    • @TheHearingDeaf2006
      @TheHearingDeaf2006 5 років тому +1

      8:09 Best sequence ever!

    • @TheHearingDeaf2006
      @TheHearingDeaf2006 5 років тому +3

      Also 10:38 Ellen, "I hate you ... and also kinda think this is funny cuz everyone else this is funny but please don't make this a thing." (We shall see if this get's edited.)
      It's edited 1:28:22, "Goddamnit Johny, okay fine...."

    • @kylemohs8728
      @kylemohs8728 5 років тому +8

      To be fair, Merilwen at least can turn into a cat.
      Wouldn't want to be the one trying to domesticate Prudence though,

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 5 років тому

      Well, one is a cat

    • @austinknight5881
      @austinknight5881 5 років тому +2

      @@slewone4905 on the other hand, the one on the other hand is a Warlock

  • @zoe1315
    @zoe1315 5 років тому +26

    This series should be renamed “Dobs failed carpentry experiences!”

  • @Badgerfan4
    @Badgerfan4 5 років тому +151

    I really wish Merilwyns hammock would have been made of spider webs, if only to get Ellen's reaction.

    • @travisrolison9646
      @travisrolison9646 5 років тому +32

      And her pillow a big mama spider with hundreds of babies all over her.

    • @Liv19Liv19
      @Liv19Liv19 5 років тому +31

      As a fellow arachnophobe, NOPE!

    • @hosannapyles8201
      @hosannapyles8201 5 років тому +31

      OH NONONONONOPE. THERE WOULD'VE BEEN FIRE FROM MOONBEAM CAUSE NOOOOOPE

    • @Mattocon757
      @Mattocon757 5 років тому +17

      I feel like Johnny was hoping for a reaction to the word "silk" from Ellen, and then see how terrified she was by the idea that the hammock may be related to a spider somewhere along the line. she took it at face value though so i think he dodged the idea of traumatising Ellen, when traumatising Merilwen is enough.

    • @talahar123
      @talahar123 5 років тому +12

      In roleplaying games, piling onto someone's phobias is a really shitty thing to do. The whole point is to have fun, not to bring someone to the edge of their anxieties. So in conclusion, you are bad, and you should feel bad.

  • @revolver265
    @revolver265 4 роки тому +7

    1:27:14 I was eating noodles, when I heard Johnny imitate a horn, and I accidentally exhale really hard into the noodles, and then I hear "It's the Vengabus!" And my noodles are no more.

  • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
    @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 5 років тому +28

    "I was a pirate, the best there ever was."
    To steal things is my real test, to plunder is my cause!

    • @CindyHelms
      @CindyHelms 5 років тому +6

      I will travel across the sea, scouring near and far!

  • @HazeEmry
    @HazeEmry 5 років тому +22

    Of course this goes up at 1:48am just as I was about to go to sleep.
    Ah screw it. Sleep is for the weak. LET'S WATCH SOME OXVENTURE

  • @tylerdill6761
    @tylerdill6761 5 років тому +16

    It would be cool to have merch with “Don’t be a Dob” crossed off and “Team Basement” written on it in permanent marker.

  • @fearfulsuggestion
    @fearfulsuggestion 5 років тому +12

    Oh my god he’s got five aces that isn’t right was perfect!

  • @39ocean
    @39ocean 4 роки тому +3

    Corazón just blissfully partaking in the horrors of the house while constantly failing the perception checks is definitely one of my favorite moments in this series 🤣

  • @Cetega
    @Cetega 5 років тому +27

    I think I'm repeating myself every time there's a new episode, but this is worth the cost of internet access all on it's own. Hands down my favorite content on UA-cam.
    I would also absolutely buy a blu-ray collection of this.

  • @richardbrown3055
    @richardbrown3055 5 років тому +11

    Best line of the game "better than the last grouting experience".