@@freddierhodes8201 The DM for the campaign I just started had us create characters at level 5. I went for a -2 Charisma and top range Constitution and Strength. My Dwarf fighter is basically an angry brick.
@@theubiquitouspotato Mike Channel: Stealth? What is this alien word that's never existed before? Meh, who cares? Now where did I put that dynamite, C4 and detonator?
It's a family friendly show so I understand why this couldn't happen, but I see Prudence as more of "I'm Prudence the fucking terrifying Tiefling warlock who'll Eldritch blast your soul out of your nostril as soon as say hello"
@@andrewtaylor3167 she is. Notice how the gang changed from caring about goblin lives to mass killings. Well all but Corazon, who hides from every fight.
So dob has a dragon face and blue suit, prudence has a mask of herself and minion outfit. Merilwen has a prudence mask and deadpool outfit. Corazon is a pirate wearing a sexy nurse outfit. And eggbert a dob mask on his nose and eighty wolves! SOME ONE PLEASE DRAW THIS!!! :)
Tbh, I feel a little sorry for the people who had to clean up that room Prudence asked to be filled with blood. I envision a scene (similar to The Shining) where someone opens the door to that room and a river of blood gushes down the corridors. In the distance you can just hear a very satisfied Cthulhu laughing.
@@extonjonas6820 Egbert 2 would've just thrown an axe at someone, probably. Or casually dropped a medieval propane tank then set it on fire. On the spot. Just like last campaign, actually lol Edit: I just remembered Eggbert isn't a dragonborn, Egbert is lol
When Johnny said R & R, I was hoping that Corazón would say “Arr and Arr” in an over the top pirate accent! ☠️ (I was in the crowd but am not one to shout out things in fear of tumbleweed appearing from nowhere...)
IKR. At first I was confused because Dob said "bear down protocol" and she turned into a cat. Then when she said "As I hit his face, I turn into a bear" I was in stitches.
So when I saw the title of this video I was expecting a few things. A masquerade ball, intrigue, looking for clues inconspicuously, Canapes and so on. What I could not predict even thou this is the Oxventure team is. A sexy Minions costume, Tokyo drift with a grand carriage, A pirate ransacking the lord of the manor study like he can't remember were his passport is and a Dragonborn Paladin with a six pack of lager.
Wait, Team party found out that the head of the guard, but the party already knew that, Team stealth was successfully able to find and decode a cipher with valuable information, but failed to actually prove or convince anybody of that evidence. That means that Egbert was the only one who really figured something out, and the mvp of a thinking based session!
When the cartoon series is made for this adventure, I propose that the after credit scene is of a freshly uncharmed bouncer inside a red room surrounded by jars of blood as it cuts to a far off view of the mansion followed by a uncharacteristically high pitched scream.
Matt Ball Which is great news for the live shows, but I kind of mean more like I’d love to watch them playing normally... No playing to the crowds, no pressure to resolve the mission in a single session, no time hard time limits, just six mates telling a funny adventure but with more cliffhanger endings and enjoying the game rather than performing for an audience. But that’s just my opinion...
@@JimDeuce I get what you mean. I was at the panel they did at ComicCon (where Johnny said about bumping the time limit) and I'm pretty sure he said they were looking at doing a few more adventures like Quiet Riot or Spot of Bother that aren't live shows but instead play out over an afternoon or so, but I think the whole 'ongoing campaign' thing ala Critical Role or Dragon Friends is a bit difficult to pull off when you've also got to factor in the deluge of other content they all make. Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely love a full, narrative-driven 40 hour OxVenture campaign, but I don't think that's really ever going to be on the cards given their workload.
Matt Ball i mostly agree with the points you make, but keep in mind that Critical Role before it was a stream was an ongoing campaign that was played maybe one session every 2-3 months... A busy schedule doesn’t necessarily mean changing the story to fit the schedule. Hell, I’d rather they played privately without any cameras once every six months if it meant they could enjoy a more intricate narrative for themselves. None of them had played before (barring Johnny) and almost immediately they’re playing sessions to an audience. When does it stop being D&D and start becoming a stage production?
@@JimDeuce I think as soon as you put it out as content, the intent of the game instantly changes. D&D is like quantum computing, as soon as you observe the state of it, you change it. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but there's a huge difference between the game you play with your mates and the game you think you'll be judged on. I used to do a D&D comedy podcast years ago and it was a totally different experience to my current campaign.
Johnny: You can have any mask you want! (My mind begins to think of cool masks, like a plague doctor, or a dishonored mask or-_ Oxcrew: WE WANT TO BE EACH OTHER (....ok.)
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... I submit to you that these 'Oxventurers' are GUILTY... of inspiring Chaos, Anachronisms, as well as gross and excessive amounts of Hilarity, with a wanton disregard for the mental well being of their DM. I beg you, Convict and sentence them to lifetime sentences of hard labor... making more Videos.
Bear Down Protocol is very possibly my favorite thing ever. All we need now is to combine it with an Eldritch blasts and/or bomb in some sort of Flaming Eldritch bear-nado.
Well, now the Bear Down protocol can end with Merilwen turning from a bear to an octopus for a more effective grapple after the impact of bear thoroughly winds her opponent.
Imagine the story from Horatio's point of view. Send out five *very* weird people as your last hope, and a few hours later, your beloved comes back, riding a f****ng bear !
Technically, emerald are beryl, which comes in lots of colours, including blue. Usually only the green ones are called emeralds, but not always. So a blue emerald is entirely believable.
i am only a bit of the way through this ep and am already eagerly awaiting the fanart of the oxventurers in costume, especially Sexy Nurse Corazon and Coat-of-Eighty-Wolves Egbert.
Mairi B and given how well that spell stuck he’s likely another dead body on their ledger as he probably used his own blood to fulfill it....and Prudence-senpai never even went to the room.
One day a poor housekeeper will open that door to the bloodroom and suddenly is met with an absolute tidal wave of blood (similar to the one in The Shining), sloshing down the corridors. And in the distance you can hear Cthulhu laughing proudly. You did well, Prudence. You did well.
That horatio boy was up to no good. Allways making trouble in the neighbourhood. He stole one little gem and her dad got scared. And daddy said: You going to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I expect the government of Geth to hunt down some of the most prolific serial killer eco terrorists in the kingdom. They have killed close to 50 people. I can’t wait to see that adventure
"I think it's important at this point that we all step out in slow motion, put on our masks, and we throw the horse keys to the valet."- New favorite quote.
I thought the nobleman had an eye patch and for a while I honestly thought he was hiding the gem behind his actual face, in the empty socket. Which is an idea I'm totally using in a campaign of my own
Rezzed was a brilliant experience, even better than last year. I even got to meet the presenters again. It was awesome to see them look so genuinely happy. Also, a special thanks to Jane for passing on a bottle of Jack to Johnny and for signing my birthday card. Real life Jane is lovely. If you ever get a chance to attend an oxbox meet n greet, do it. You won't regret it.
ABSOLUTELY.... for a moment I was worried I was the only one getting those vibes... now if only Johnny can be convinced to have them rescue a town from a rat plague.
I was waiting for there to be a mysterious masked man just teleporting around the party disposing of guards while robbing guests. It would explain why only six guards went to their Employer's only child's defense
I liked seeing the group split up then reform all with new insight. That’s how to do a good role playing session without combat. And Corazon was super funny.
I didn't know how bad I needed high society Prudence and Merilwen and now that I've seen it, I want longer adventures with this theme :P. Magnificent ladies! Who knew the least helpful would be Dob and Corazon!
Its a shame it wasnt a longer campaign i feel like the two would have found a sly way of solving the case, alas it was in the interest of time and Egbert did get to have a shining moment there haha
Just re-listening on the podcast, This is still my favourite I think.... favourite quote: Corazon: "dob, this is serious... we should do something...... you should do something............" Dob: *Sighs" "Ammelia..................................." Corazon "FINE ILL DO SOMETHING"
Corazon as a lawyer:
How could he have stolen the diamond if I stole it!?!
I am not entirely convinced that you understand how the legal system works, Mr. Milquetoast.
PirateLawyer
XD
Ace attorney theme starts blaring
OBJECTION!
You couldn't have stole it because it was a fake all along!
You ask me, for a favour, on the day of my daughter's boyfriends execution party.
Nikki Budders you don’t even think to call me literally everyone else in the world
"What's chess ?"
We don't deserve Mike.
After Luke said he'd wear an 'Egbert' mask Mike said "Ok, I'll wear a Dob mask". Wonderful.
:')
@@arjunsatheesh7609 months later, it's actually the other way around but they both seem really nice anyway
Eighty. Wolves.
StirrCrazy90 79 and a dog is canon now! haha
Egbert is my hero: Goes to a Masquerade Ball, brings a Six-Pack!
@@jonathankerns8099 where the whiskey drowns and the beer chases the blues away
What a legend.
-1 is a punchline that never gets old. 😂
Isn't that just Mike though I mean he defo plays hitman with - 1 wisdom
Just like a make a wish kid
Please. My lvl 7 Teethling Sorcerer has -1 in dex and strength. I rolled BAD
@@freddierhodes8201 The DM for the campaign I just started had us create characters at level 5. I went for a -2 Charisma and top range Constitution and Strength. My Dwarf fighter is basically an angry brick.
@@theubiquitouspotato Mike Channel: Stealth? What is this alien word that's never existed before? Meh, who cares? Now where did I put that dynamite, C4 and detonator?
Hosting a masquerade ball to celebrate the execution of a mask salesman has to be the pinnacle of throwing shade.
Oh gosh I didn't even think of that dang
At what is this shade being thrown
@@danielfredendall The Mask salesman. And it’s a masquerade ball.
@@corrynhockney8059 Definitely the pinnacle.
@@shanedawndusk3290You talking about Zelda, or something?
I like to think the Oxventures Guild canonically introduce themselves with their Name, Race, and Class every time they enter a new city.
Laszlok except instead of the calm way they do it it’s more like Team Rocket from Pokémon with the weird dance poses and hand gestures as well.
@@michaelramsey1299 yes exactly that
@@michaelramsey1299 I had more of the Ginyu Force from Dragon Ball in my mind
@@HeinerGunnar yes
And an unincarnated voice says "and I'm everyone else in the world"
Prudence as head of security and Merilwen as treasurer are the two positions that make the most sense
Dob is the wild card!
It's a family friendly show so I understand why this couldn't happen, but I see Prudence as more of "I'm Prudence the fucking terrifying Tiefling warlock who'll Eldritch blast your soul out of your nostril as soon as say hello"
Prudence's position ought be "Moral center"
@@andrewtaylor3167 she is. Notice how the gang changed from caring about goblin lives to mass killings. Well all but Corazon, who hides from every fight.
Brent Dreher corazon as the leader makes full sense to. As does mike being vice leader.
Wait it all makes sense.
I think Andy has forgotten than Corazon actually is a wealthy noble who would know how high society works.
mistriousfrog maybe he always skipped the etiquette lessons?
I assume that stuff is on the character sheet, but he hates high society, so not using his knowledge of it to his advantage is really in character.
Or maybe Corazon actually just forgot. Wouldn't put it past him.
I doubt he went to the lessons
Considering Corazon's behaviour in Spot of Bother, he is quite likely deliberately trampling on all the rules of society.
I can see Corazon being petty enough to fast track achieve atonement just to rub it in Egberts face
*Slow claps himself while doing it*
what terrible thing he did he must atone in the first place?
Vladimir Rasplicka Probably something outrageously petty and extremely vain.
@@JohnBatman111 probably the sin of greed lol
Vladimir Rasplicka Probably something only a extremely cool and hansome pirate would do, or so I've been told.
Corazón: but the lab results!
Emlia: OBJECTION!!!!
Best phoenix attorney ever
So dob has a dragon face and blue suit, prudence has a mask of herself and minion outfit. Merilwen has a prudence mask and deadpool outfit. Corazon is a pirate wearing a sexy nurse outfit. And eggbert a dob mask on his nose and eighty wolves! SOME ONE PLEASE DRAW THIS!!! :)
@Boruch Arnold every minion outfit is sexy
@@danriseley5668 every Prudence outfit is sexy
Wrong it is 79 wolves and one dog
**Huge scoff**
"It's like somebody framed all their TEA TOWELS?!?!?!"
That Dob line had me in stitches Haha
What? Were you painting with a SHOE?!
I cant stop thinking about those poor crying painters running and sobbing into the darkness
I think Corazon's eyepatch must have been keeping his sass contained, jeez
Literally nothing can contain Corazon's sass
@@beholdnonsense5100 Its been seeping out whenever windbag or whatever his damn name was shows up
@@frozenlizard7738 yeah Binbag is an easy target for his sarcasm
You have a lovely name
Who now wants a shirt with Prudence and the phrase "All I want is blood"?
Did they name the band? Prudence and the Oxventurers "All I want is Blood" would be a good band t-Shirt...
I'm just hoping for the 'I'm fancy' memes or T-shirts. With Prudence. Dripping in blood.
Am I weird? I think I'm weird.... Sorry everyone.
Or, as she will henceforth be known, Prunes the Hate Wizard.
Tbh, I feel a little sorry for the people who had to clean up that room Prudence asked to be filled with blood. I envision a scene (similar to The Shining) where someone opens the door to that room and a river of blood gushes down the corridors.
In the distance you can just hear a very satisfied Cthulhu laughing.
As a certain Dragonborn said, "I encourage violence".
Headcanon: they put a barcode and angry face on Egbert 1 in the mask shop and he goes as the world greatest assassin
Really? Where? Didn't see him. All I saw was a law abiding citizen lol
Yes the reason they only had to take out six guards was because Egbert #1 had subdued the rest. Unlike Egbert #2 he is an efficient assassin.
@@extonjonas6820 Egbert 2 would've just thrown an axe at someone, probably.
Or casually dropped a medieval propane tank then set it on fire. On the spot. Just like last campaign, actually lol
Edit: I just remembered Eggbert isn't a dragonborn, Egbert is lol
@@mar_speedman Duck shaped bombs, It's only a matter of time.
When Johnny said R & R, I was hoping that Corazón would say “Arr and Arr” in an over the top pirate accent! ☠️ (I was in the crowd but am not one to shout out things in fear of tumbleweed appearing from nowhere...)
"Inspiration"
Ian Papworth wow thank you! I never thought I’d earn Inspiration for a comment!! 👍🏼
Johnny would be proud!
We all know his ppirate game is dubious, that's like half of corazon's character
@@Medaumplay3 Him being a noble turned pirate fanboy is my favorite part of his character lol, rather than just a "We have Johnny Depp at home!"
Bear down protocol, just amazing. Best idea ever
Yup
It’s their very own fastball special.
Kuma wins!
Bear down protocall
IKR. At first I was confused because Dob said "bear down protocol" and she turned into a cat. Then when she said "As I hit his face, I turn into a bear" I was in stitches.
So when I saw the title of this video I was expecting a few things.
A masquerade ball, intrigue, looking for clues inconspicuously, Canapes and so on.
What I could not predict even thou this is the Oxventure team is. A sexy Minions costume, Tokyo drift with a grand carriage, A pirate ransacking the lord of the manor study like he can't remember were his passport is and a Dragonborn Paladin with a six pack of lager.
Corazon and Dob going "Eurgh!", "EURGH!" at all the art was too funny
Corazon: Leader
Egbert: Leader?
Prudence: Security
Merilwen: Treasurer
Dob: Whatever the exact opposite of a treasurer is
Oh you mean a politician
dob: egg keeper
So head of budgeting
@@Mollymauking I disagree
Dob: The guy who had one job
Dob: Spender
Wait,
Team party found out that the head of the guard, but the party already knew that,
Team stealth was successfully able to find and decode a cipher with valuable information, but failed to actually prove or convince anybody of that evidence.
That means that Egbert was the only one who really figured something out, and the mvp of a thinking based session!
That's something for the resume
I never thought I see the day.
“Learn to paint idiot!” Literally made me do a spit take 😂😂
Full on asthma attack from Egbert's "it's behind his face!" Through to the end. So funny!
That part had me in stitches! Perfect timing. Loved every minute.
Headcannon that Prudence has taken Merilwen under her wing and now they are the best of gal-pals
Sisters in tentacledom :O
@@grayeaglej so her next animal form is an Octopus?
@@baseballjustin5 Or squid or freaking Kraken or some other suitably tentacular terror. O.o But still cute. Terrifying but cute. O.o
@@grayeaglej how about Davy jones :)
@@baseballjustin5 Forgetting the Illithid, aka Mindflayer that druids can turn into, albeit at much higher levels, also the best race in D&D~~~~
I'm loving all of the DND we've been getting!
Oh, my god I thought the same and then I realized I forgot to like the other two videos! The horror!
I’d happily let them become a full time D&D channel.
I keep laughing and going to press the “like” button only to remember I already pressed it ages ago.
@@connordillivan452 but! Then when you hit it to unlike it, that means you get to like it all over again!
Dicks and dicks
Corazon: "That cool pirate was telling the truth."
Dob: "We all remain tactfully quiet."
Corazon: "Cool pirate lawyer. Sorry."
"hey i am dob and i am the papoose manager of the squad"--this should be the introduction of dob
I was hoping they would've taken Emillia in the papoose.
"My name is Corazón, appointed leader because it's easier to pretend I lead while I hide".
I bet the first thing he'll say when a boss demands to know who the leader is, is "...Egbert" lol
@@mar_speedman That would be hilarious xD
That is sooo Corazón
@@mar_speedman And poor Egbert would be so excited about his "promotion", LOL.
That -1 wisdom truly is the gift that keeps on giving.
This is the sort of fanart fuel that makes me wish I could draw
All of them standing near the guy in the stocks would be so awesome
The master I just want to see “bear down protocol”
When the cartoon series is made for this adventure, I propose that the after credit scene is of a freshly uncharmed bouncer inside a red room surrounded by jars of blood as it cuts to a far off view of the mansion followed by a uncharacteristically high pitched scream.
Prudence: Banana
*translation: How You Doin?*
XD
I always watch these before I see the comments. Watching these back through and love this comment!
1:37 "Head of PR"
One episode before he slaughters 15 orphans
Rookie pr guy mistake
@@hariodinio is dnd yes
HR would fit better then
@@SuMaSLo Those orphans were definitely human resources
Andy been playing too much Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
I was hoping someone would shout objection during their interrogation
@@extonjonas6820 That or HOLD IT!
I think the mighty lawyer Bert Reynolds esq. would be proud.
@@mattball8622 Bert Reynolds was a Hollywood agent not a lawyer. Still be proud though.
I was thinking the same exact thing....
Dob before party: "The valet is stealing."
Dob after party: "The valet did nothing wrong!!"
Consistency isn't Dob's strong suit.
He IS a Half-Orc Bard... nothing about him is consistent...
It's not inconsistent if you think it's right for a valet to steal!
1:41 In which Corazón briefly forgets that Dob is not an extension of his own being (or Andy mis-speaks, one or the other).
The look on Merilwen's face when the DM said that they could toss the jewelry in a lake or something while she side-eyed Dob was amazing.
I'd love to watch an OxVenture that wasn't constrained by a time limit, so that Johnny could deliver the story unedited to meet a deadline...
He's trying to get the live shows extended by half an hour
Matt Ball Which is great news for the live shows, but I kind of mean more like I’d love to watch them playing normally... No playing to the crowds, no pressure to resolve the mission in a single session, no time hard time limits, just six mates telling a funny adventure but with more cliffhanger endings and enjoying the game rather than performing for an audience. But that’s just my opinion...
@@JimDeuce I get what you mean. I was at the panel they did at ComicCon (where Johnny said about bumping the time limit) and I'm pretty sure he said they were looking at doing a few more adventures like Quiet Riot or Spot of Bother that aren't live shows but instead play out over an afternoon or so, but I think the whole 'ongoing campaign' thing ala Critical Role or Dragon Friends is a bit difficult to pull off when you've also got to factor in the deluge of other content they all make. Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely love a full, narrative-driven 40 hour OxVenture campaign, but I don't think that's really ever going to be on the cards given their workload.
Matt Ball i mostly agree with the points you make, but keep in mind that Critical Role before it was a stream was an ongoing campaign that was played maybe one session every 2-3 months... A busy schedule doesn’t necessarily mean changing the story to fit the schedule. Hell, I’d rather they played privately without any cameras once every six months if it meant they could enjoy a more intricate narrative for themselves. None of them had played before (barring Johnny) and almost immediately they’re playing sessions to an audience. When does it stop being D&D and start becoming a stage production?
@@JimDeuce I think as soon as you put it out as content, the intent of the game instantly changes. D&D is like quantum computing, as soon as you observe the state of it, you change it. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but there's a huge difference between the game you play with your mates and the game you think you'll be judged on. I used to do a D&D comedy podcast years ago and it was a totally different experience to my current campaign.
Corazón's lack of an eyepatch disturbs me greatly (also thanks again for the amazing shows guys, had a blast!)
I didn't notice until I read this but I have to agree, it's not natural.
His wig bugs me more.
Well, he was a pirate who failed to dress as a pirate, so it's accurate. :D
@@NightyKnight2 fair point!
He just looks like a normal guy tbh
Johnny: You can have any mask you want!
(My mind begins to think of cool masks, like a plague doctor, or a dishonored mask or-_
Oxcrew: WE WANT TO BE EACH OTHER
(....ok.)
And Batman. Don't forget Batman
80 WOLVES, GUYS!
@@ivylives559 79 wolves, one dog.
The carriage heist based off the illustrious tale of Grand Theft Equine
Nice 👍
Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... I submit to you that these 'Oxventurers' are GUILTY... of inspiring Chaos, Anachronisms, as well as gross and excessive amounts of Hilarity, with a wanton disregard for the mental well being of their DM. I beg you, Convict and sentence them to lifetime sentences of hard labor... making more Videos.
🏆
That is what the video mines are for...
Bear Down Protocol is very possibly my favorite thing ever. All we need now is to combine it with an Eldritch blasts and/or bomb in some sort of Flaming Eldritch bear-nado.
It has a Bear-il roll
Flaming Eldritch Bear-nado XD that'll be a weapon of massive destruction!!
Well, now the Bear Down protocol can end with Merilwen turning from a bear to an octopus for a more effective grapple after the impact of bear thoroughly winds her opponent.
-1 Wisdom is a t-shirt waiting to happen
I *need* that!!!!!
Same@@dee...
I don't know what I love more, Corazon the lawyer or Egbert the drunk detective.
Ellen putting on the bear hat and going all "grrr" like with the paws is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen.
Imagine the story from Horatio's point of view.
Send out five *very* weird people as your last hope, and a few hours later, your beloved comes back, riding a f****ng bear !
So based on the shenanigans Dob and Corazon got into they must've had some leftover berries and kobold moonshine before getting into town
Oh god 😂😂, someone is going to make Fan-art of a sexy minion costume now aren't they........
#Legsfordays
So a Tiefling with Jane's face painted yellow in a sexy minion outfit?
I honestly want to see that.
@@tommyscott8511 😂😂😂 That's kinda disturbing and hilarious
And Corazon in a sexy nurses outfit, he did say that
The best outfit
51:51 Dob drinks from Hawthorne's beer. The times when corona wasn't a thing...
You blessed saint!!! I've been searching for this timestamp for ages!! Thank you!!!
@@howshows888 you're welcome?
Andy's slip into Phoenix Wright was amazing, definitely one of the funniest shows you guys have ever done
He was more Edgeworth surely presenting his updated autopsy... I mean lab resulta
@@polkarrty What's a lab?!
Technically, emerald are beryl, which comes in lots of colours, including blue. Usually only the green ones are called emeralds, but not always. So a blue emerald is entirely believable.
"For love!" spoken like a true bard. "Not for love in return" oh nevermind.
Team stealth: strides into a room that they shouldn't be in with confidence!
i am only a bit of the way through this ep and am already eagerly awaiting the fanart of the oxventurers in costume, especially Sexy Nurse Corazon and Coat-of-Eighty-Wolves Egbert.
And Prudence the sexy minion lol
I'm working on bear deadpool merylwin as we speak
“Coat of Eighty Wolves” sounds like the name of a speed metal song or a Native American villain in a western. Either way, I want it.
actually 79 wolves and one dog
"you hear a faint sound of a crying woman"
"Oh we just ignore that"
- our heroes everyone...
“And what would you like in the room?”
“Blood”
And that’s when I comically spray my mouthful of water all over the bike and myself in the gym...
Mairi B and given how well that spell stuck he’s likely another dead body on their ledger as he probably used his own blood to fulfill it....and Prudence-senpai never even went to the room.
Jane is British. She probably does eat blood. Blood pudding or black sausage.
One day a poor housekeeper will open that door to the bloodroom and suddenly is met with an absolute tidal wave of blood (similar to the one in The Shining), sloshing down the corridors.
And in the distance you can hear Cthulhu laughing proudly.
You did well, Prudence. You did well.
man andy's/corazon's line at 25:29 really was a one-hit KO huh
And his drink after, just really rounds it out 😂
That whole part got me😂😂😂😂Luke saying 'banana' too
That horatio boy was up to no good. Allways making trouble in the neighbourhood. He stole one little gem and her dad got scared. And daddy said: You going to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.
I have a feeling Johnny is going to make sure all the oxventurers murdering catches up with them.
I'm expecting a team of five NPC's that they've wronged over the years to catch up to them. I can't wait.
I expect the government of Geth to hunt down some of the most prolific serial killer eco terrorists in the kingdom. They have killed close to 50 people. I can’t wait to see that adventure
"I think it's important at this point that we all step out in slow motion, put on our masks, and we throw the horse keys to the valet."- New favorite quote.
24:34 "Is this one of those parties where the guests hunt the staff?"
So I guess this is what happens when Law & Order meets Dungeons & Dragons
Everyone forgetting corazon is canonically wearing a sexy nurse outfit in this adventure?
Ellen reacting to the story in these videos may be the best of many many amazing parts!
Dob "Crash the horses because how else are we gonna stop them?" Absolute savage.
I lose it at prudence's charm technique each time lol "You have so much money"
I’m guessing minions in this universe aren’t from a kids film franchise but instead ripped straight from the necronomicon aka where they belong
New headcannon
I like that egbert treats masquerade balls like frat partys
Ah, so sexy minions costumes are a thing, now.
This is fine.
LEGS FOR DAYS
LEGS FOR DAYS
I THOUGHT SHE MEANT MINIONS AS IN HENCHMEN?? NOT YELLOW SIMLISH POPCORN PEOPLE??? I AM DISTURBED.
BattyButtercup well that’s the point, isn’t it?
@@sisiissiisslsosioss4621 I AM SHOOK
Am I dreaming like 3 Oxventure episodes in a row 😱
living the dream
and i think there is another one coming
@@krise99391 *Corazon:*
*"Oh My God"*
@@MonsterPumpkin *slowly removes eyepatch*
Th... Three DnD sessions!?! You're spoiling us OX (please don't stop its amazing)
There should be another one, they did two sessions at rezzed
These absolutely make my day. I can't wait for more!
@@dee... I know what you mean, I always want more when the episodes are over
@@Sheldon1985 4 now
Letting Corazon and Dob wander off alone was the worst and best idea this guild's ever had. I've watched 1:21:10 about 50 times now.
Can't believe a Zelda fan like Luke missed the opportunity to call Horatio the Happy Mask Salesman!
Can the knockoff adventures show up at some point for a boss fight
Oh ohh ohh we should have voted this comment higher; that idea is awesome
This would be awesome!
This sounds VERY Order Of the Stick! (I love it)
I can't wait to see the artwork of Sexy Minion Prudence with Sexy Nurse Corazon with TNMDob Egbert, Deadpool Prudence Merilwen and Egbert Dob.
the look on Johnny's face at the end after the campaign ends kinda says I'm gonna kill every one of them and not even bat a eye...
Johnny gets home: Omg i have never had such a chaotic D&D party, but i love them
Merilwen/Ellen is such an innocent flower she always looks shocked and saddened by her compatriots’ bad behaviour
Anyone else notice how the shadows of Jane's horns start to look like wiggly tentacles when she moves around? Worryingly in-character.
An up and coming town with a grid system? Sounds like they ended up in Milton Keynes.
Cease and desist fire bombs sounds like Disney's MO.
This was my first introduction to anything D&D related, and I really like this now.
@@Ahriman_II the one where I don't have friends to introduce me to d&d
@@baldipogchamp8926 👨🏾🎓 you rolled an 18 with that response. Well played
Welcome, you're one of today's lucky ten thousand
@@misterthegeoff9767 thanks! It was so much fun to watch live.
You've got a whole load of fun ahead of you catching up. The full playlist is in the vid description.
If GTA is anything to go by, I don't think this is going to go very smoothly...
Only until Nerascus shows up.
@@DiZtheJedi mah man nerascus
As long as Prudence doesn't get hold of a parachute.
I thought the nobleman had an eye patch and for a while I honestly thought he was hiding the gem behind his actual face, in the empty socket. Which is an idea I'm totally using in a campaign of my own
That's an awesome idea
Johnny's confusion at Bear Down Protocol is the best part of the video.
Rezzed was a brilliant experience, even better than last year. I even got to meet the presenters again. It was awesome to see them look so genuinely happy. Also, a special thanks to Jane for passing on a bottle of Jack to Johnny and for signing my birthday card. Real life Jane is lovely. If you ever get a chance to attend an oxbox meet n greet, do it. You won't regret it.
12:43 If you listen carefully you can hear several people in the audience saying "YOU!"
The more of these I see, the more I am convinced that Johnny can herd cats.
Ellen: I'm Merilwyn. I am the treasurer and occasional cat
Me: And voice of reason/conscious
you forgot the meat grinder incident then?
@@mr.j7444 wasn't she mortified she caused that though
@@mr.j7444 that was the Grease.
Anyone else just imagining the Boyle Manor from Dishonored?
ABSOLUTELY.... for a moment I was worried I was the only one getting those vibes... now if only Johnny can be convinced to have them rescue a town from a rat plague.
I was waiting for there to be a mysterious masked man just teleporting around the party disposing of guards while robbing guests. It would explain why only six guards went to their Employer's only child's defense
Yeah I was thinking of Dishonored too! I was waiting for Johnny/NPC to say "shall we gather for whiskey and cigars?" at some point
Oh no, don’t introduce Merillwen to the Outsider. He’s got a bad enough effect on Ellen as it is.
I liked seeing the group split up then reform all with new insight. That’s how to do a good role playing session without combat. And Corazon was super funny.
You could call the egg, Benedict and then when you introduce him you could say,"this is egg Benedict"...groan sorry
I can't tell whether you should be awarded inspiration for this or have inspiration taken away lol!
When I first read your comment I thought you said Bendix, the artist that created their character art😂
It’s EGGS Benedict
corazon looks more like guybrush in this one haha
Mike was incredible in this episode and I want to be as cool as Johnny when I grow up.
Mike's delivery of the line "IT'S BEHIND HIS FACE!" was the funniest part of the video.
I didn't know how bad I needed high society Prudence and Merilwen and now that I've seen it, I want longer adventures with this theme :P. Magnificent ladies! Who knew the least helpful would be Dob and Corazon!
Egbert cracked the case, Prudence and Merilwen occupied the guards and Giles while Corazon and Dob harassed a young woman with shenanigans
Its a shame it wasnt a longer campaign i feel like the two would have found a sly way of solving the case, alas it was in the interest of time and Egbert did get to have a shining moment there haha
Just re-listening on the podcast, This is still my favourite I think.... favourite quote:
Corazon: "dob, this is serious... we should do something...... you should do something............"
Dob: *Sighs" "Ammelia..................................."
Corazon "FINE ILL DO SOMETHING"
Merilwen's face at the mention of horse keys 😂
The emerald tear huh
I bet you thats the third cursed emerald that is missing from Jane's earring set to bring the world to an apocalyptic end @.@