Heist Society | Oxventure D&D | Season 1, Episode 21

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  • @NecRomant1c
    @NecRomant1c 5 років тому +930

    Corazon as a lawyer:
    How could he have stolen the diamond if I stole it!?!

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 5 років тому +145

      I am not entirely convinced that you understand how the legal system works, Mr. Milquetoast.

    • @adarshsirsat9110
      @adarshsirsat9110 5 років тому +28

      PirateLawyer

    • @ex.O
      @ex.O 5 років тому +4

      XD

    • @bennice6811
      @bennice6811 5 років тому +50

      Ace attorney theme starts blaring

    • @williamw2529
      @williamw2529 5 років тому +45

      OBJECTION!
      You couldn't have stole it because it was a fake all along!

  • @tanguygautier5371
    @tanguygautier5371 5 років тому +1144

    "What's chess ?"
    We don't deserve Mike.

    • @arjunsatheesh7609
      @arjunsatheesh7609 5 років тому +155

      After Luke said he'd wear an 'Egbert' mask Mike said "Ok, I'll wear a Dob mask". Wonderful.

    • @outsidexbox
      @outsidexbox 5 років тому +232

      :')

    • @ceilingfanenthusiast6041
      @ceilingfanenthusiast6041 4 роки тому +23

      @@arjunsatheesh7609 months later, it's actually the other way around but they both seem really nice anyway

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 4 роки тому +35

      Eighty. Wolves.

    • @obiwanftw5537
      @obiwanftw5537 4 роки тому +17

      StirrCrazy90 79 and a dog is canon now! haha

  • @michaeldavis4651
    @michaeldavis4651 5 років тому +530

    -1 is a punchline that never gets old. 😂

    • @jamesbarry7943
      @jamesbarry7943 5 років тому +1

      Just like a make a wish kid

    • @freddierhodes8201
      @freddierhodes8201 4 роки тому +1

      Please. My lvl 7 Teethling Sorcerer has -1 in dex and strength. I rolled BAD

    • @michaeldavis4651
      @michaeldavis4651 4 роки тому +5

      @@freddierhodes8201 The DM for the campaign I just started had us create characters at level 5. I went for a -2 Charisma and top range Constitution and Strength. My Dwarf fighter is basically an angry brick.

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 роки тому +1

      @@theubiquitouspotato Mike Channel: Stealth? What is this alien word that's never existed before? Meh, who cares? Now where did I put that dynamite, C4 and detonator?

  • @jedihorjus
    @jedihorjus 5 років тому +484

    I like to think the Oxventures Guild canonically introduce themselves with their Name, Race, and Class every time they enter a new city.

    • @michaelramsey1299
      @michaelramsey1299 5 років тому +136

      Laszlok except instead of the calm way they do it it’s more like Team Rocket from Pokémon with the weird dance poses and hand gestures as well.

    • @jedihorjus
      @jedihorjus 5 років тому +35

      @@michaelramsey1299 yes exactly that

    • @HeinerGunnar
      @HeinerGunnar 5 років тому +20

      @@michaelramsey1299 I had more of the Ginyu Force from Dragon Ball in my mind

    • @SebasTian58323
      @SebasTian58323 5 років тому +4

      @@HeinerGunnar yes

    • @cerveau24
      @cerveau24 5 років тому +26

      And an unincarnated voice says "and I'm everyone else in the world"

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 років тому +428

    I can see Corazon being petty enough to fast track achieve atonement just to rub it in Egberts face

    • @arjunsatheesh7609
      @arjunsatheesh7609 5 років тому +28

      *Slow claps himself while doing it*

    • @JohnBatman111
      @JohnBatman111 5 років тому +12

      what terrible thing he did he must atone in the first place?

    • @Storyman09
      @Storyman09 5 років тому +23

      Vladimir Rasplicka Probably something outrageously petty and extremely vain.

    • @kazemizu6284
      @kazemizu6284 5 років тому +6

      @@JohnBatman111 probably the sin of greed lol

    • @nicoletelovejoy5565
      @nicoletelovejoy5565 5 років тому +14

      Vladimir Rasplicka Probably something only a extremely cool and hansome pirate would do, or so I've been told.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 років тому +420

    Prudence as head of security and Merilwen as treasurer are the two positions that make the most sense

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 5 років тому +31

      Dob is the wild card!

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 5 років тому +23

      It's a family friendly show so I understand why this couldn't happen, but I see Prudence as more of "I'm Prudence the fucking terrifying Tiefling warlock who'll Eldritch blast your soul out of your nostril as soon as say hello"

    • @andrewtaylor3167
      @andrewtaylor3167 5 років тому +37

      Prudence's position ought be "Moral center"

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 5 років тому +21

      @@andrewtaylor3167 she is. Notice how the gang changed from caring about goblin lives to mass killings. Well all but Corazon, who hides from every fight.

    • @patience1926
      @patience1926 5 років тому +19

      Brent Dreher corazon as the leader makes full sense to. As does mike being vice leader.
      Wait it all makes sense.

  • @martinconway8174
    @martinconway8174 5 років тому +416

    Egbert is my hero: Goes to a Masquerade Ball, brings a Six-Pack!

  • @carriethepink1034
    @carriethepink1034 5 років тому +304

    So dob has a dragon face and blue suit, prudence has a mask of herself and minion outfit. Merilwen has a prudence mask and deadpool outfit. Corazon is a pirate wearing a sexy nurse outfit. And eggbert a dob mask on his nose and eighty wolves! SOME ONE PLEASE DRAW THIS!!! :)

    • @danriseley5668
      @danriseley5668 4 роки тому +17

      @Boruch Arnold every minion outfit is sexy

    • @ethanderrick8486
      @ethanderrick8486 4 роки тому +7

      @@danriseley5668 every Prudence outfit is sexy

    • @sillylittleenby
      @sillylittleenby 4 роки тому +17

      Wrong it is 79 wolves and one dog

  • @mistriousfrog
    @mistriousfrog 5 років тому +490

    I think Andy has forgotten than Corazon actually is a wealthy noble who would know how high society works.

    • @insertname1667
      @insertname1667 5 років тому +112

      mistriousfrog maybe he always skipped the etiquette lessons?

    • @michiev
      @michiev 5 років тому +165

      I assume that stuff is on the character sheet, but he hates high society, so not using his knowledge of it to his advantage is really in character.

    • @borucharnold9406
      @borucharnold9406 4 роки тому +71

      Or maybe Corazon actually just forgot. Wouldn't put it past him.

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 4 роки тому +32

      I doubt he went to the lessons

    • @jennycox4463
      @jennycox4463 4 роки тому +109

      Considering Corazon's behaviour in Spot of Bother, he is quite likely deliberately trampling on all the rules of society.

  • @verfuncht
    @verfuncht 5 років тому +277

    Corazon: Leader
    Egbert: Leader?
    Prudence: Security
    Merilwen: Treasurer
    Dob: Whatever the exact opposite of a treasurer is

  • @luketsimmons1982
    @luketsimmons1982 5 років тому +351

    When Johnny said R & R, I was hoping that Corazón would say “Arr and Arr” in an over the top pirate accent! ☠️ (I was in the crowd but am not one to shout out things in fear of tumbleweed appearing from nowhere...)

    • @ianpapworth9228
      @ianpapworth9228 5 років тому +56

      "Inspiration"

    • @luketsimmons1982
      @luketsimmons1982 5 років тому +23

      Ian Papworth wow thank you! I never thought I’d earn Inspiration for a comment!! 👍🏼

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +18

      Johnny would be proud!

    • @Medaumplay3
      @Medaumplay3 5 років тому +4

      We all know his ppirate game is dubious, that's like half of corazon's character

    • @bustinarant
      @bustinarant 3 роки тому +5

      @@Medaumplay3 Him being a noble turned pirate fanboy is my favorite part of his character lol, rather than just a "We have Johnny Depp at home!"

  • @dalehayes348
    @dalehayes348 5 років тому +344

    **Huge scoff**
    "It's like somebody framed all their TEA TOWELS?!?!?!"
    That Dob line had me in stitches Haha

    • @StirrCrazy90
      @StirrCrazy90 4 роки тому +21

      What? Were you painting with a SHOE?!

    • @ThankYouCityOfficial
      @ThankYouCityOfficial 3 роки тому +9

      I cant stop thinking about those poor crying painters running and sobbing into the darkness

  • @aBardThatRolls1s
    @aBardThatRolls1s 5 років тому +378

    Bear down protocol, just amazing. Best idea ever

    • @buddnotbuddy5479
      @buddnotbuddy5479 5 років тому +3

      Yup

    • @aliens8bob1
      @aliens8bob1 5 років тому +16

      It’s their very own fastball special.

    • @JohnBatman111
      @JohnBatman111 5 років тому +1

      Kuma wins!

    • @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010
      @hadeskingoftheunderworld7010 5 років тому

      Bear down protocall

    • @malstram
      @malstram 5 років тому +16

      IKR. At first I was confused because Dob said "bear down protocol" and she turned into a cat. Then when she said "As I hit his face, I turn into a bear" I was in stitches.

  • @mogo1568
    @mogo1568 5 років тому +177

    Corazón: but the lab results!
    Emlia: OBJECTION!!!!
    Best phoenix attorney ever

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 5 років тому +317

    Headcanon: they put a barcode and angry face on Egbert 1 in the mask shop and he goes as the world greatest assassin

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +23

      Really? Where? Didn't see him. All I saw was a law abiding citizen lol

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 5 років тому +25

      Yes the reason they only had to take out six guards was because Egbert #1 had subdued the rest. Unlike Egbert #2 he is an efficient assassin.

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +11

      @@extonjonas6820 Egbert 2 would've just thrown an axe at someone, probably.
      Or casually dropped a medieval propane tank then set it on fire. On the spot. Just like last campaign, actually lol
      Edit: I just remembered Eggbert isn't a dragonborn, Egbert is lol

    • @someguyshere6968
      @someguyshere6968 5 років тому +8

      @@mar_speedman Duck shaped bombs, It's only a matter of time.

  • @mart84
    @mart84 5 років тому +229

    So when I saw the title of this video I was expecting a few things.
    A masquerade ball, intrigue, looking for clues inconspicuously, Canapes and so on.
    What I could not predict even thou this is the Oxventure team is. A sexy Minions costume, Tokyo drift with a grand carriage, A pirate ransacking the lord of the manor study like he can't remember were his passport is and a Dragonborn Paladin with a six pack of lager.

  • @amaeve1950
    @amaeve1950 5 років тому +176

    Full on asthma attack from Egbert's "it's behind his face!" Through to the end. So funny!

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +13

      That part had me in stitches! Perfect timing. Loved every minute.

  • @kaushtubhchauhan
    @kaushtubhchauhan 5 років тому +181

    "hey i am dob and i am the papoose manager of the squad"--this should be the introduction of dob

    • @mennograafmans1595
      @mennograafmans1595 5 років тому +6

      I was hoping they would've taken Emillia in the papoose.

  • @subman23
    @subman23 4 роки тому +141

    Corazon: "That cool pirate was telling the truth."
    Dob: "We all remain tactfully quiet."
    Corazon: "Cool pirate lawyer. Sorry."

  • @funwithcoding2818
    @funwithcoding2818 5 років тому +98

    Wait,
    Team party found out that the head of the guard, but the party already knew that,
    Team stealth was successfully able to find and decode a cipher with valuable information, but failed to actually prove or convince anybody of that evidence.
    That means that Egbert was the only one who really figured something out, and the mvp of a thinking based session!

  • @SaltyRocksPew
    @SaltyRocksPew 5 років тому +525

    I'm loving all of the DND we've been getting!

    • @Jorvard
      @Jorvard 5 років тому +18

      Oh, my god I thought the same and then I realized I forgot to like the other two videos! The horror!

    • @awmperry
      @awmperry 5 років тому +32

      I’d happily let them become a full time D&D channel.

    • @connordillivan452
      @connordillivan452 5 років тому +6

      I keep laughing and going to press the “like” button only to remember I already pressed it ages ago.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +3

      @@connordillivan452 but! Then when you hit it to unlike it, that means you get to like it all over again!

    • @deadpoolexe5532
      @deadpoolexe5532 5 років тому

      Dicks and dicks

  • @ArtifiSir
    @ArtifiSir 5 років тому +50

    When the cartoon series is made for this adventure, I propose that the after credit scene is of a freshly uncharmed bouncer inside a red room surrounded by jars of blood as it cuts to a far off view of the mansion followed by a uncharacteristically high pitched scream.

  • @charlie_lock
    @charlie_lock 5 років тому +80

    Corazon and Dob going "Eurgh!", "EURGH!" at all the art was too funny

  • @oliviarose73
    @oliviarose73 5 років тому +329

    Headcannon that Prudence has taken Merilwen under her wing and now they are the best of gal-pals

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 5 років тому +26

      Sisters in tentacledom :O

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 років тому +34

      @@grayeaglej so her next animal form is an Octopus?

    • @grayeaglej
      @grayeaglej 5 років тому +18

      @@baseballjustin5 Or squid or freaking Kraken or some other suitably tentacular terror. O.o But still cute. Terrifying but cute. O.o

    • @baseballjustin5
      @baseballjustin5 5 років тому +4

      @@grayeaglej how about Davy jones :)

    • @Nynzy
      @Nynzy 5 років тому +3

      @@baseballjustin5 Forgetting the Illithid, aka Mindflayer that druids can turn into, albeit at much higher levels, also the best race in D&D~~~~

  • @NikkiBudders
    @NikkiBudders 5 років тому +361

    You ask me, for a favour, on the day of my daughter's boyfriends execution party.

    • @SenorFluffy
      @SenorFluffy 4 роки тому +11

      Nikki Budders you don’t even think to call me literally everyone else in the world

  • @davidwit7749
    @davidwit7749 5 років тому +584

    Who now wants a shirt with Prudence and the phrase "All I want is blood"?

    • @Banquet42
      @Banquet42 5 років тому +25

      Did they name the band? Prudence and the Oxventurers "All I want is Blood" would be a good band t-Shirt...

    • @cheetarah9199
      @cheetarah9199 5 років тому +31

      I'm just hoping for the 'I'm fancy' memes or T-shirts. With Prudence. Dripping in blood.
      Am I weird? I think I'm weird.... Sorry everyone.

    • @JoshWalker
      @JoshWalker 5 років тому +19

      Or, as she will henceforth be known, Prunes the Hate Wizard.

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +15

      Tbh, I feel a little sorry for the people who had to clean up that room Prudence asked to be filled with blood. I envision a scene (similar to The Shining) where someone opens the door to that room and a river of blood gushes down the corridors.
      In the distance you can just hear a very satisfied Cthulhu laughing.

    • @lucasm.3864
      @lucasm.3864 5 років тому +10

      As a certain Dragonborn said, "I encourage violence".

  • @tomchaney6085
    @tomchaney6085 5 років тому +249

    This is the sort of fanart fuel that makes me wish I could draw

    • @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663
      @aboredguywithaninternetcon4663 5 років тому +8

      All of them standing near the guy in the stocks would be so awesome

    • @LEGOEPIC1
      @LEGOEPIC1 5 років тому +9

      The master I just want to see “bear down protocol”

  • @2MeterLP
    @2MeterLP 5 років тому +407

    Hosting a masquerade ball to celebrate the execution of a mask salesman has to be the pinnacle of throwing shade.

  • @jmacosta
    @jmacosta 5 років тому +171

    "My name is Corazón, appointed leader because it's easier to pretend I lead while I hide".

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 5 років тому +32

      I bet the first thing he'll say when a boss demands to know who the leader is, is "...Egbert" lol

    • @jmacosta
      @jmacosta 5 років тому +11

      @@mar_speedman That would be hilarious xD

    • @vex6517
      @vex6517 5 років тому +3

      That is sooo Corazón

    • @AliceinDisneyWorld1125
      @AliceinDisneyWorld1125 5 років тому +12

      @@mar_speedman And poor Egbert would be so excited about his "promotion", LOL.
      That -1 wisdom truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

  • @stephaniepines3961
    @stephaniepines3961 5 років тому +81

    Johnny: You can have any mask you want!
    (My mind begins to think of cool masks, like a plague doctor, or a dishonored mask or-_
    Oxcrew: WE WANT TO BE EACH OTHER
    (....ok.)

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 5 років тому +10

      And Batman. Don't forget Batman

    • @ivylives559
      @ivylives559 4 роки тому +4

      80 WOLVES, GUYS!

    • @macgyver42563
      @macgyver42563 2 роки тому

      @@ivylives559 79 wolves, one dog.

  • @amezification
    @amezification 5 років тому +224

    Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury... I submit to you that these 'Oxventurers' are GUILTY... of inspiring Chaos, Anachronisms, as well as gross and excessive amounts of Hilarity, with a wanton disregard for the mental well being of their DM. I beg you, Convict and sentence them to lifetime sentences of hard labor... making more Videos.

  • @Montasir125
    @Montasir125 5 років тому +137

    Dob before party: "The valet is stealing."
    Dob after party: "The valet did nothing wrong!!"
    Consistency isn't Dob's strong suit.

    • @Oxydize
      @Oxydize 4 роки тому +2

      He IS a Half-Orc Bard... nothing about him is consistent...

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 4 роки тому +5

      It's not inconsistent if you think it's right for a valet to steal!

  • @lemminglobber1854
    @lemminglobber1854 5 років тому +73

    Bear Down Protocol is very possibly my favorite thing ever. All we need now is to combine it with an Eldritch blasts and/or bomb in some sort of Flaming Eldritch bear-nado.

    • @brentage5000
      @brentage5000 5 років тому +5

      It has a Bear-il roll

    • @ex.O
      @ex.O 5 років тому +3

      Flaming Eldritch Bear-nado XD that'll be a weapon of massive destruction!!

    • @jennycox4463
      @jennycox4463 4 роки тому +3

      Well, now the Bear Down protocol can end with Merilwen turning from a bear to an octopus for a more effective grapple after the impact of bear thoroughly winds her opponent.

  • @KatytheSalesLady
    @KatytheSalesLady 5 років тому +166

    Prudence: Banana
    *translation: How You Doin?*

    • @ex.O
      @ex.O 5 років тому +1

      XD

    • @obiwanftw5537
      @obiwanftw5537 4 роки тому

      I always watch these before I see the comments. Watching these back through and love this comment!

  • @szbnahl
    @szbnahl 5 років тому +86

    1:41 In which Corazón briefly forgets that Dob is not an extension of his own being (or Andy mis-speaks, one or the other).

  • @trueblue96CFC
    @trueblue96CFC 5 років тому +101

    “Learn to paint idiot!” Literally made me do a spit take 😂😂

  • @Jimisky
    @Jimisky 5 років тому +103

    I'd love to watch an OxVenture that wasn't constrained by a time limit, so that Johnny could deliver the story unedited to meet a deadline...

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 років тому +18

      He's trying to get the live shows extended by half an hour

    • @Jimisky
      @Jimisky 5 років тому +19

      Matt Ball Which is great news for the live shows, but I kind of mean more like I’d love to watch them playing normally... No playing to the crowds, no pressure to resolve the mission in a single session, no time hard time limits, just six mates telling a funny adventure but with more cliffhanger endings and enjoying the game rather than performing for an audience. But that’s just my opinion...

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 років тому +21

      @@Jimisky I get what you mean. I was at the panel they did at ComicCon (where Johnny said about bumping the time limit) and I'm pretty sure he said they were looking at doing a few more adventures like Quiet Riot or Spot of Bother that aren't live shows but instead play out over an afternoon or so, but I think the whole 'ongoing campaign' thing ala Critical Role or Dragon Friends is a bit difficult to pull off when you've also got to factor in the deluge of other content they all make. Don't get me wrong, I'd absolutely love a full, narrative-driven 40 hour OxVenture campaign, but I don't think that's really ever going to be on the cards given their workload.

    • @Jimisky
      @Jimisky 5 років тому +9

      Matt Ball i mostly agree with the points you make, but keep in mind that Critical Role before it was a stream was an ongoing campaign that was played maybe one session every 2-3 months... A busy schedule doesn’t necessarily mean changing the story to fit the schedule. Hell, I’d rather they played privately without any cameras once every six months if it meant they could enjoy a more intricate narrative for themselves. None of them had played before (barring Johnny) and almost immediately they’re playing sessions to an audience. When does it stop being D&D and start becoming a stage production?

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 років тому +7

      @@Jimisky I think as soon as you put it out as content, the intent of the game instantly changes. D&D is like quantum computing, as soon as you observe the state of it, you change it. I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but there's a huge difference between the game you play with your mates and the game you think you'll be judged on. I used to do a D&D comedy podcast years ago and it was a totally different experience to my current campaign.

  • @preciousrogue1833
    @preciousrogue1833 5 років тому +303

    Corazón's lack of an eyepatch disturbs me greatly (also thanks again for the amazing shows guys, had a blast!)

    • @relicking9207
      @relicking9207 5 років тому +16

      I didn't notice until I read this but I have to agree, it's not natural.

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 5 років тому +8

      His wig bugs me more.

    • @NightyKnight2
      @NightyKnight2 5 років тому +31

      Well, he was a pirate who failed to dress as a pirate, so it's accurate. :D

    • @preciousrogue1833
      @preciousrogue1833 5 років тому +7

      @@NightyKnight2 fair point!

    • @LadyViscera
      @LadyViscera 5 років тому +3

      He just looks like a normal guy tbh

  • @dragontrainerzero
    @dragontrainerzero 5 років тому +55

    The look on Merilwen's face when the DM said that they could toss the jewelry in a lake or something while she side-eyed Dob was amazing.

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 5 років тому +77

    Andy's slip into Phoenix Wright was amazing, definitely one of the funniest shows you guys have ever done

    • @polkarrty
      @polkarrty 5 років тому +6

      He was more Edgeworth surely presenting his updated autopsy... I mean lab resulta

    • @Egurius3
      @Egurius3 5 років тому +6

      @@polkarrty What's a lab?!

  • @deadzepplin
    @deadzepplin 5 років тому +66

    -1 Wisdom is a t-shirt waiting to happen

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +4

      I *need* that!!!!!

    • @ddthomas4630
      @ddthomas4630 8 місяців тому +1

      Same​@@dee...

  • @Uomostrano
    @Uomostrano 5 років тому +17

    Ellen putting on the bear hat and going all "grrr" like with the paws is probably the cutest thing I have ever seen.

  • @shawnheatherly
    @shawnheatherly 5 років тому +32

    I don't know what I love more, Corazon the lawyer or Egbert the drunk detective.

  • @domlocke3845
    @domlocke3845 5 років тому +30

    "I think it's important at this point that we all step out in slow motion, put on our masks, and we throw the horse keys to the valet."- New favorite quote.

  • @theenigma2861
    @theenigma2861 5 років тому +63

    1:37 "Head of PR"
    One episode before he slaughters 15 orphans

  • @BewareTheJadePhoenix
    @BewareTheJadePhoenix 5 років тому +109

    i am only a bit of the way through this ep and am already eagerly awaiting the fanart of the oxventurers in costume, especially Sexy Nurse Corazon and Coat-of-Eighty-Wolves Egbert.

    • @avathequeen14
      @avathequeen14 5 років тому +21

      And Prudence the sexy minion lol

    • @Joearango481
      @Joearango481 5 років тому +15

      I'm working on bear deadpool merylwin as we speak

    • @georgesears934
      @georgesears934 5 років тому +9

      “Coat of Eighty Wolves” sounds like the name of a speed metal song or a Native American villain in a western. Either way, I want it.

    • @Mollymauking
      @Mollymauking 4 роки тому +1

      actually 79 wolves and one dog

  • @MrDudeshutup123
    @MrDudeshutup123 5 років тому +244

    Andy been playing too much Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 5 років тому +28

      I was hoping someone would shout objection during their interrogation

    • @maxvel0city906
      @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +14

      @@extonjonas6820 That or HOLD IT!

    • @mattball8622
      @mattball8622 5 років тому +6

      I think the mighty lawyer Bert Reynolds esq. would be proud.

    • @MrDudeshutup123
      @MrDudeshutup123 5 років тому +1

      @@mattball8622 Bert Reynolds was a Hollywood agent not a lawyer. Still be proud though.

    • @malstram
      @malstram 5 років тому

      I was thinking the same exact thing....

  • @MetaManGamingTM
    @MetaManGamingTM 5 років тому +74

    The carriage heist based off the illustrious tale of Grand Theft Equine

  • @nieblas112w
    @nieblas112w 5 років тому +68

    "For love!" spoken like a true bard. "Not for love in return" oh nevermind.

  • @MonsterPumpkin
    @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +120

    Am I dreaming like 3 Oxventure episodes in a row 😱

    • @martinconway8174
      @martinconway8174 5 років тому +6

      living the dream

    • @krise99391
      @krise99391 5 років тому +10

      and i think there is another one coming

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +8

      @@krise99391 *Corazon:*
      *"Oh My God"*

    • @UndeadAngel1987
      @UndeadAngel1987 5 років тому +8

      @@MonsterPumpkin *slowly removes eyepatch*

  • @patrickbrennan7438
    @patrickbrennan7438 5 років тому +263

    Oh god 😂😂, someone is going to make Fan-art of a sexy minion costume now aren't they........

    • @MonsterPumpkin
      @MonsterPumpkin 5 років тому +61

      #Legsfordays

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 5 років тому +54

      So a Tiefling with Jane's face painted yellow in a sexy minion outfit?
      I honestly want to see that.

    • @patrickbrennan7438
      @patrickbrennan7438 5 років тому +28

      @@tommyscott8511 😂😂😂 That's kinda disturbing and hilarious

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 5 років тому +56

      And Corazon in a sexy nurses outfit, he did say that

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 5 років тому +10

      The best outfit

  • @voltzoen6262
    @voltzoen6262 5 років тому +56

    Dob "Crash the horses because how else are we gonna stop them?" Absolute savage.

  • @jefferycrouse4652
    @jefferycrouse4652 5 років тому +53

    So based on the shenanigans Dob and Corazon got into they must've had some leftover berries and kobold moonshine before getting into town

  • @bilbo_t_baggins2762
    @bilbo_t_baggins2762 5 років тому +18

    Rezzed was a brilliant experience, even better than last year. I even got to meet the presenters again. It was awesome to see them look so genuinely happy. Also, a special thanks to Jane for passing on a bottle of Jack to Johnny and for signing my birthday card. Real life Jane is lovely. If you ever get a chance to attend an oxbox meet n greet, do it. You won't regret it.

  • @UndeadAngel1987
    @UndeadAngel1987 5 років тому +119

    Th... Three DnD sessions!?! You're spoiling us OX (please don't stop its amazing)

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 5 років тому +6

      There should be another one, they did two sessions at rezzed

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +4

      These absolutely make my day. I can't wait for more!

    • @Sheldon1985
      @Sheldon1985 5 років тому +3

      @@dee... I know what you mean, I always want more when the episodes are over

    • @godspeed2272
      @godspeed2272 5 років тому

      @@Sheldon1985 4 now

  • @Dreamklubdk
    @Dreamklubdk 5 років тому +39

    Ellen reacting to the story in these videos may be the best of many many amazing parts!

  • @hailsneazer6484
    @hailsneazer6484 5 років тому +76

    I have a feeling Johnny is going to make sure all the oxventurers murdering catches up with them.

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 5 років тому +28

      I'm expecting a team of five NPC's that they've wronged over the years to catch up to them. I can't wait.

    • @hailsneazer6484
      @hailsneazer6484 5 років тому +15

      I expect the government of Geth to hunt down some of the most prolific serial killer eco terrorists in the kingdom. They have killed close to 50 people. I can’t wait to see that adventure

  • @Stoneysilence
    @Stoneysilence 5 років тому +36

    I can't wait to see the artwork of Sexy Minion Prudence with Sexy Nurse Corazon with TNMDob Egbert, Deadpool Prudence Merilwen and Egbert Dob.

  • @scorpix96
    @scorpix96 5 років тому +20

    Imagine the story from Horatio's point of view.
    Send out five *very* weird people as your last hope, and a few hours later, your beloved comes back, riding a f****ng bear !

  • @MartynWilkinson45
    @MartynWilkinson45 5 років тому +25

    Technically, emerald are beryl, which comes in lots of colours, including blue. Usually only the green ones are called emeralds, but not always. So a blue emerald is entirely believable.

  • @laurasaurus7399
    @laurasaurus7399 5 років тому +25

    Team stealth: strides into a room that they shouldn't be in with confidence!

  • @samdilks9516
    @samdilks9516 5 років тому +56

    man andy's/corazon's line at 25:29 really was a one-hit KO huh

    • @Lealooney42
      @Lealooney42 2 роки тому +1

      And his drink after, just really rounds it out 😂

    • @DrAlvinVet
      @DrAlvinVet Рік тому

      That whole part got me😂😂😂😂Luke saying 'banana' too

  • @mairib4023
    @mairib4023 5 років тому +76

    “And what would you like in the room?”
    “Blood”
    And that’s when I comically spray my mouthful of water all over the bike and myself in the gym...

    • @michaelramsey1299
      @michaelramsey1299 5 років тому +8

      Mairi B and given how well that spell stuck he’s likely another dead body on their ledger as he probably used his own blood to fulfill it....and Prudence-senpai never even went to the room.

    • @slewone4905
      @slewone4905 5 років тому +1

      Jane is British. She probably does eat blood. Blood pudding or black sausage.

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому +8

      One day a poor housekeeper will open that door to the bloodroom and suddenly is met with an absolute tidal wave of blood (similar to the one in The Shining), sloshing down the corridors.
      And in the distance you can hear Cthulhu laughing proudly.
      You did well, Prudence. You did well.

  • @maxlittlewood
    @maxlittlewood 5 років тому +73

    If GTA is anything to go by, I don't think this is going to go very smoothly...

    • @DiZtheJedi
      @DiZtheJedi 5 років тому +17

      Only until Nerascus shows up.

    • @rogeriogerspacher744
      @rogeriogerspacher744 5 років тому +1

      @@DiZtheJedi mah man nerascus

    • @notoriousbmc1
      @notoriousbmc1 5 років тому +2

      As long as Prudence doesn't get hold of a parachute.

  • @gamithemighty5932
    @gamithemighty5932 5 років тому +11

    "you hear a faint sound of a crying woman"
    "Oh we just ignore that"
    - our heroes everyone...

  • @tanguygautier5371
    @tanguygautier5371 5 років тому +109

    Ah, so sexy minions costumes are a thing, now.
    This is fine.

  • @baldipogchamp8926
    @baldipogchamp8926 5 років тому +52

    This was my first introduction to anything D&D related, and I really like this now.

    • @baldipogchamp8926
      @baldipogchamp8926 5 років тому +11

      @@Ahriman_II the one where I don't have friends to introduce me to d&d

    • @Ahriman_II
      @Ahriman_II 5 років тому +8

      @@baldipogchamp8926 👨🏾‍🎓 you rolled an 18 with that response. Well played

    • @misterthegeoff9767
      @misterthegeoff9767 5 років тому +2

      Welcome, you're one of today's lucky ten thousand

    • @baldipogchamp8926
      @baldipogchamp8926 5 років тому +1

      @@misterthegeoff9767 thanks! It was so much fun to watch live.

    • @HockeyRup
      @HockeyRup 5 років тому +3

      You've got a whole load of fun ahead of you catching up. The full playlist is in the vid description.

  • @sjorsfarla3767
    @sjorsfarla3767 5 років тому +14

    Johnny gets home: Omg i have never had such a chaotic D&D party, but i love them

  • @TransGuyShane
    @TransGuyShane 5 років тому +45

    Only a few seconds in and I already spotted me and my sister. This was so good live :D

  • @timothywellins1924
    @timothywellins1924 5 років тому +13

    I didn't know how bad I needed high society Prudence and Merilwen and now that I've seen it, I want longer adventures with this theme :P. Magnificent ladies! Who knew the least helpful would be Dob and Corazon!

    • @jefferycrouse4652
      @jefferycrouse4652 5 років тому +4

      Egbert cracked the case, Prudence and Merilwen occupied the guards and Giles while Corazon and Dob harassed a young woman with shenanigans

    • @timothywellins1924
      @timothywellins1924 5 років тому +3

      Its a shame it wasnt a longer campaign i feel like the two would have found a sly way of solving the case, alas it was in the interest of time and Egbert did get to have a shining moment there haha

  • @Tx72everywhere
    @Tx72everywhere 5 років тому +14

    I lose it at prudence's charm technique each time lol "You have so much money"

  • @ralphbutcher7294
    @ralphbutcher7294 5 років тому +105

    Can the knockoff adventures show up at some point for a boss fight

    • @LoesungFeuer5
      @LoesungFeuer5 5 років тому +10

      Oh ohh ohh we should have voted this comment higher; that idea is awesome

    • @fungi5350
      @fungi5350 4 роки тому

      This would be awesome!

    • @freddierhodes8201
      @freddierhodes8201 4 роки тому

      This sounds VERY Order Of the Stick! (I love it)

  • @PrincessWhoosh
    @PrincessWhoosh 5 років тому +35

    In my humble opinion, the best Oxventure yet. Congrats guys on smashing it out of the park. 🔥🔥🔥

    • @extonjonas6820
      @extonjonas6820 5 років тому +5

      I actually agree, ever since the wild wild woods i wondered if they could top themselves, as that was amazing but i think this tops it as my favorite

    • @PrincessWhoosh
      @PrincessWhoosh 5 років тому +2

      @@extonjonas6820 My now second favourite is Quiet Riot. 😁

    • @tommyscott8511
      @tommyscott8511 5 років тому +5

      I liked the fact there was basically no combat

    • @dee...
      @dee... 5 років тому

      I feel like they keep getting better and better.

  • @Arto257
    @Arto257 5 років тому +26

    I'm loving how many of these are getting uploaded recently

  • @smudolinithegreatdragobear2433
    @smudolinithegreatdragobear2433 3 роки тому +6

    That horatio boy was up to no good. Allways making trouble in the neighbourhood. He stole one little gem and her dad got scared. And daddy said: You going to live with auntie and uncle in Bel Air.

  • @Iversen83
    @Iversen83 5 років тому +7

    Mike was incredible in this episode and I want to be as cool as Johnny when I grow up.

  • @reedjos08
    @reedjos08 5 років тому +26

    Jesus! Some people would save these up to release over a long period of time but ya'll just keep throwing them at us! I'm very great full but jesus is it surprising to have this much awesome shit all at once.

  • @bobalaska
    @bobalaska 5 років тому +56

    I’m guessing minions in this universe aren’t from a kids film franchise but instead ripped straight from the necronomicon aka where they belong

  • @Urahara451
    @Urahara451 4 роки тому +8

    It’s nice to revisit this episode to remember the humble beginnings of the Bee-ples. Paul McCart-bee looks so young

  • @Scampi141
    @Scampi141 5 років тому +13

    If I’m being quite honest i don’t think there is a series on UA-cam that I love nearly as much as the oxventure. The chemistry between you guys is absolutely amazing to watch and funny as fuck. I hope you keep up the amazing work 👍

  • @robstuart8474
    @robstuart8474 5 років тому +14

    Can't believe a Zelda fan like Luke missed the opportunity to call Horatio the Happy Mask Salesman!

  • @maxvel0city906
    @maxvel0city906 5 років тому +19

    So I've got some sea salted caramel ice cream (this should be Corazon's favourite flavour I assume)
    So ready for this, can't wait!

  • @SunriseAshes
    @SunriseAshes 5 років тому +39

    An up and coming town with a grid system? Sounds like they ended up in Milton Keynes.

  • @TheSynecducky
    @TheSynecducky 5 років тому +71

    Cease and desist fire bombs sounds like Disney's MO.

  • @CGISpiderLegs
    @CGISpiderLegs 3 роки тому +4

    I liked seeing the group split up then reform all with new insight. That’s how to do a good role playing session without combat. And Corazon was super funny.

  • @l0stndamned
    @l0stndamned 5 років тому +17

    Anyone else notice how the shadows of Jane's horns start to look like wiggly tentacles when she moves around? Worryingly in-character.

  • @fett01
    @fett01 5 років тому +11

    I thought the nobleman had an eye patch and for a while I honestly thought he was hiding the gem behind his actual face, in the empty socket. Which is an idea I'm totally using in a campaign of my own

  • @LordPiddlington1912
    @LordPiddlington1912 5 років тому +22

    Guys - seriously, you're spoiling us! Thank you for another great D&D episode!

  • @tycol322
    @tycol322 5 років тому +51

    Ellen: I'm Merilwyn. I am the treasurer and occasional cat
    Me: And voice of reason/conscious

    • @mr.j7444
      @mr.j7444 5 років тому +12

      you forgot the meat grinder incident then?

    • @tycol322
      @tycol322 5 років тому +6

      @@mr.j7444 wasn't she mortified she caused that though

    • @BesterP12
      @BesterP12 5 років тому +4

      @@mr.j7444 that was the Grease.

  • @jetpackcthulhu
    @jetpackcthulhu 5 років тому +24

    Anybody else notice that the characters' arcs are coming into fruition, Dob's, Merrilwyn's, Corazon's,

    • @user-lh3bw4vy7r
      @user-lh3bw4vy7r 5 років тому +2

      Wait what was Merrilwyn’s? I agree Dob’s and Corazon’s arcs are there though.

    • @jetpackcthulhu
      @jetpackcthulhu 5 років тому +3

      J Merrilwynn, hasn't really achieved her goal of becoming the most powerful Druid and saving nature, but she is getting increasingly powerful, at the start she was alright, but now she can shape change, an example is the Merrilwynn meat grinder

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 5 років тому +35

    So I guess this is what happens when Law & Order meets Dungeons & Dragons

  • @starhanie
    @starhanie 5 років тому +24

    Such a great show to see live!
    (And damn, there I am, laughing my head off on the front row.)

  • @aramaroian5831
    @aramaroian5831 5 років тому +15

    I must have done something right to deserve all these delicious DnD episodes.
    Much love guys!

  • @LoveLee_Dreamer
    @LoveLee_Dreamer 4 роки тому +7

    "That was an incredibly good cypher joke"
    Luke: * visibly confused because he meant it about the Gem bit*

  • @shadowbatassassin
    @shadowbatassassin 5 років тому +6

    Johnny's confusion at Bear Down Protocol is the best part of the video.

  • @SyAccursed
    @SyAccursed 5 років тому +36

    30 seconds in and Corazon and Prudence are the wrong way round - something is amiss!

  • @varunchaturvedi2581
    @varunchaturvedi2581 5 років тому +3

    Mike's delivery of the line "IT'S BEHIND HIS FACE!" was the funniest part of the video.

  • @mr.j7444
    @mr.j7444 5 років тому +19

    the bear down protocol is the most dnd thing theyve ever done.

  • @keyblademasterkatsu7839
    @keyblademasterkatsu7839 5 років тому +27

    The emerald tear huh
    I bet you thats the third cursed emerald that is missing from Jane's earring set to bring the world to an apocalyptic end @.@

  • @justanotheranimeprofilepic
    @justanotheranimeprofilepic 4 роки тому +4

    I like that egbert treats masquerade balls like frat partys