Ship Happens | Oxventure D&D | Season 2, Episode 4
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- The Oxventure crew embarks on a hard-partying cruise, aboard Corazon's ship the Joyful Damnation with a horde of suspicious revellers. What's their deal? Find out in Ship Happens, an Oxventure episode recorded live at EGX on Friday 18 October 2019. Subscribe for more Dungeons & Dragons on Outside Xbox and Outside Xtra!
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When Cthulu Dad wants lunch and sends his daughter and her friends to pick it up in his car
This is great
needs more upvotes so the team will see this
Who could’ve known Cthulhu liked his venison very, very, _very_ rare?
@@SenorFluffy of course Cthulhu's lunch would be a water deer god. What else would it be? Lol
@@SenorFluffyPickled?
"Egbert, can you read from your religion book?" "No I cannot." *What up, I'm Egbert, I'm 19, and I never f***ing learned how to read.*
This is canon now
@Chris Bowen what a hero
When he said that, I had images of young Egbert sitting on Shattershield's knee as Shattershield reads stories from the order's lengthiest tomes to him in a desperate attempt to get him to go to sleep (it doesn't work, of course)
When you have a coat made of 80 wolves, reading comprehension is superfluous.
I'm pretty sure his religious book is one of those bright picture books with fluffy textures and thick cardboard pages.
Omg, Johnny's face as he get's the gift. He's SO surprised. And so tuched. I nearly cried, totaly made my day that did. (as if thewhole thing hadn't done that already)
... Yes... nearly cried... right... nearly... right in the feels
It was such an awesome and appropriate gift to give to Johnny knowing who he is and for launching Dicebreaker; just tabletop for tabletop for tabletop
He's also presumably very buzzed given the flask he was drinking from, so he might have been a bit vulnerable.
that was such a heart-warming moment, I'm so glad that was left in for us all to see
uhm... did i miss something?
Johnny: you take 7 points of damage
Corazon: you mean 3.5 points of damage
Johnny: oh for F*****
the real underrated scene here
1:21:54
And you always round down in dnd if i remember right so
@@amybyrne5208 yes but it's the fact he halves all damage he takes
@@TheOmegaXicor he said fuck cause he could of crit for 20 to kill him yet forgot he would still be alive taking 10 dmg, so he didnt need to re roll to save him/.
@@tabletopfun2019 That is 100% not why.
Corazon: "I already claimed the insurance"Most unappreciated line of the whole episode.
@@propheinx2250 both lines had me doubling over in laughter; so both lines work.
I angrily get dressed out of my skull and crossbones pajamas.
Which captain's bathroom? There are several.
First night he say's debrief in the captains quarters and my immediate response is, alrifght, I'm here, my underwear is off, what's the plan
I liked, "everyone to bed, its 9 am"
"it's plan b, for burst"
Drinking Game: Drink a shot everytime the Word "Lad" or "Lads" is said. You will be immersed. You will feel like the Lads.
Edit: I now feel like the Lads.
You'd drown from the water before the alcohol poisoning kicks in.
Lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads taquila lads lads lads lads lads lads lads
Taking this challenge was the mistake of the day
@@karmak8685 shhh, it isn't a mistake
You feel like the lads? You drank a whole barrel of booze then passed out?
The sea gives ascent [The whales rise from the sea]
The sky gives ascent [The fireworks rise into the air...more or less]
Blood has been spilled [Pirate duel with a Sahuagin]
The songs have been sung [Tequila!]
We have witnessed the dark between the stars [Eldritch magic show]
Well played, Johnny!
AHHH SO THAT'S WHAT IT WAS! Good job in figuring it out
I loved the expression on Corozon's face when it dawns on him what the heck he's talking about, like "...wait a minute..."
*wow.*
What is this referencing?
LordGhandi69, all the events they did on the itinerary (karaoke, whale watching, fireworks, etc) where parts of the ritual to summon the Stag God.
Prudence the Evening Ruiner is now her official title forevermore.
I dearly hope it sticks.
@@joshuahicks7798 Same.
@@joshuahicks7798 just don't cast grease and it will...
I'm so sorry.
@@dee... 😂😂
If it isn't it bloody well should be.
DM: "Okay guys, so an abominable sea god has returned to wreak bloody vengeance upon the world, what do you-"
Merilwen: "I weaponise the moon"
Is your icon just Bendix's portrait of Percival? That's amazing.
"....That's no moon..."
"I have turned the Moon into what I shall call a 'Death Star'..."
"Lame..."
Yami would be proud.
I really like that Johnny tried his hardest not to have this adventure derailed. He wrote up a DETAILED itinerary with an event for EACH Oxventurer to perform. Even when Dob tried to Dob it up he had the Lads boo to get Prudence to do the magic show and kindly reminded it was a 5 day voyage. But I'm sure they still managed to completely blind-side him with the drinking games.
The Oxventurers are professional campaign derailers
They still had to hasten it up at the end but let's face it trying to second guess your players is an exercise in futility.
The drinking games turned out to be essential, imo -- Johnny seemed to me to be kinda reticent with the details of what was actually going on.
The salsa dancing was probably quite odd too.
I love that Johnny is now anticipating the group's ridiculous reactions to his quests:
"What would the Oxventure crew do if I gave them a group of dark cultists? Throw them a stag do, probably. Sod it, I'll just start with that, then."
As a DM I can say that is very likely what happened. You adapt to the party... frequently with drunk logic.
American here, what is a "stag do"?
@@SpaceNerd117 Bachelor party.
just so you don't embarrass yourself in front of the British, it's spelt phonetically
"Stagdu"
I am sorry for any offence taken
I think anyways
@@corrynhockney8059 not sure what you've been drinking mate. But it isn't spelt that way LOL
If nobody has written "Mad lad Cthulhu-Dad" down here, I will be very disappointed.
Mad lad Cthulhu-dad
Mad lad Cthulu-Dad
Merch. Now.
Mad lad Cthulhu-Dad
Mad lad Cthulhu-Dad!!!! Lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads lads 😂😂😂
52:20 "why did I make 30 of them?" It's not an Oxventure until Johnny realizes he's made things much harder for himself than they have to be.
Flashbacks to 60 zombie skeletons
He thinks he's making it hard for them, but he's making it hard for himself
Ah a good dm lol
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@@HazeEmry flashback to him saying "sure, love to DM for you guys!"
Sooo... with all these animal corpses lying about, the next dnd session is going is going to be Merilwen's revenge arc right? *Meatgrinder II, Eldritch Boogaloo*
I just thought of something. Hunger of Hadar is an AOE spell right? If cast on someone, they have to move out.
What would happen if Merilwen casts Spike Growth in the same area so that when someone tries to escape Hadar, they get hurt by the spikes.
Or an even strategic plan. Plant the spikes in the area slightly on the target but mostly somewhere they DON'T want the target to go, and plant another trap that launches right when they leave the AOE of Hadar
e l d r i t c h b o o g a l o o
Eldritch boogaloo is definitely a power word
I shouted it while rolling a 20 and got a 20 killing someone with an eldritch blast
*Y E S .*
"Merilwen arrives on deck, wearing a dark look. The rest of you: roll initiative!"
Cthulu slapping down the joyful damnation like a boss just shows how much style he has
*tentacle flailing* ROAD TRIP!!!!
13:12 "I've had an idea."
"What?"
"I'm not even going to tell you what it is because I'm so convinced that it's good."
I think this sums up Dob's character
And half of my party
I have to say Merilwen seems to be acting out of character what with the skeletons killing every sea bird they came across and Egbert killing about 1/3 of the animals she summoned.
@@lilchristuten7568 she's true neutral (I think), she doesn't really care (I think)
@@dizzypro4974
She clearly cares. He alignment doesn't matter, her character bio say she has a strong dislike of people who harm animals.
She was silent but she seemed pretty upset about the bird slaughter
"WE ARE ETHELFRITHS CHO- Oh you've got to be kidding!"
Kudos to Johnny for remembering that name. And the line. And the voice. How long ago did they play that one?
A good DM should remember that kind of stuff - give your players a magical hammer that summons sixty skeletons and they _will_ at some point use it to pick sixty apples...
Gotta love Cthulhu dad making a packed lunch for his mismatched bunch of children!
Johnny, thinking time himself: I wonder how long it’ll take for them to derail me this time?
Five minutes later: Orphan mortaring skeletons have been summoned.
Johnny: Ah. That was quicker than usual.
Fam pretty much
Actually, I think that might have been planned. Don't think Jonny was planning on making them tend to their guests AND control a ship meant to definitely be manned by more than 5 lads
When they reach 9th level and above, more and more players in the party might create zombie orphans.
At 9th level, credence might learn danse macabre and if egbert fails his redemption hard enough, he becomes an oathbreaker with animate dead
At 10th level, dobb gets magical secrets, letting him learn any spell
At 13th level, corazon might learn to summon some skelly bois with animate dead
@@defensivekobra3873 But isn't he balancing rogue and wizard?
Also, last edition I checked, fallen paladins don't take any more paladin levels. Either way, I don't think Jonny pays attention to alignment
@@mar_speedman no he is an arcane trickster which is a rouge subclass
Skeleton: Another albatross
Dob: Half an albatross
Skeleton: 2 albatrosses
Dob: 2 and a half albatrosses
Skeleton: 1
That's some Patrick Star logic right there for both parties involved
This also describes Grog Strongjaw perfectly
More like "rabbit vs duck" logic
@@ShakaarGaleed "Say your pwayer's wabbit! It's Wabbit Season!!"
@@macgyver42563 it's duck season
"We're organizing a stag do"
In my very limited understanding of the English language, I was so confused with the term. I was like "Wait, are they going to hunt some sort of deer? In the ocean?"
TURNS OUT I WAS RIGHT
It's a UK expression that is equivalent to bachelor party in North America. I immediately looked it up thinking it was some weird cult thing as I typed it as Stagdu. And yet despite all that Johnny was crafting an elaborate pun so you ended up stumbling upon the plot, very cool.
I’m American and I was incredibly confused. It’s a British expression
I was familar with the term " stag party" but not " stag do" as far as different terms for a bachelor party go.
The power of being Bri'ish
@@princeblackelf4265 A 'do' is just a party, not specifically a stag do. You could have a 'hen do' (bachelorette party) or just having a do, which is just a party.
I thought Johnny was going to start crying when he got that book. That was so amazing of them to do that for him. Johnny is the best DM ever.
47:47
Andy: It was probably just one of these ocean phenomena that happens.”
Ah, yes. As a competitive sailor, I can confirm that on occasion, my boat has been commandeered by a Sea Sauron.
And here I thought it was just weather helm.
Some people may think this is a joke, but I too have had it happen to me while sailing. The coast guard said it was because I was using the wrong kinds of sails but I know it was a Sea Sauron.
13:37 Johnny's smile is saying "I didn't expect this to happen, but I'm *_so_* glad it did."
You could say that for his present at the end too.
Think of all the orphaned birds
Because it’s gonna be LEET!
Ngl I was real glad they brought them back they are surprisingly funny
road road yup, and now they've been brought back so many times they're practically standard
Corazon: "Hey let's keep going dada da dadada da MY FATHER'S LOVE!"
ME: Laughing so much I cry and pause to catch my breath
Everybody: Laughing at a great setup but also caught right in the"feels" with awes
I was a bit emosh, I don't know what to tell ya.
My favourite thing about the Oxventure is the occasional wild emotional curveball. "Like me, but... Better" absolutely destroyed me.
Alternate Title: Merilwen's Worst Week Ever!
Merilywen will take her pound of flesh🌚
She has been accustomed to a certain lifestyle now. Killing animals makes her just sad.
If this doesn't give her PTSD, nothing will.
The look of absolute horror on her face when Dob announced he's fashioned some birds into puppets
"Dirty 20" is the best term for an unnatural 20 I've ever heard. Consider it borrowed.
I'm rather partial to 'an unnatural 20, an abomination of a 20' from Rusty Quill Gaming
Bit of a mouthful in the midst of a combat scene, though. "Dirty 20" is nicely rapid.
Dimension 20 started using Dirty 20 in their DnD shows too.
In some circles it’s a “bastard 20”
Artificial 20 ?
The monotone madlads may be Johnny’s funniest character/s ever, every time they speak is a goldmine.
Just to reiterate to everyone - we are not a cult. Totally, not a cult.
*chants* NOT A CULT! NOT A CULT!.
@@blank-6367 MORAL MORAL MORAL
...she said, cultily.
To quote Hans Moleman:
Aww, I thought I'd made a friend
....LADS
Corazon: "My father's love!"
Everyone: ..........oh
That has to be BOTH the saddest and funniest thing so far in these oventures.
You know what? I now feel the need to give my dad a call.
"Seize the means of quest production"
"Dump Capitalism on the lake"
I just love you guys
Dob has a point about the money. I don't remember them having spent anything since the spicy rat adventure when they rented some horses to bring them to the crypt
They went shopping before going to the crypt in Tanners Folly. And they've got various drinks in various taverns without getting in trouble for not paying...
I think they buy equipment (armour, weapons, Eggberts new shield) in between adventures occasionally
Fishmas Carol. Merlwyn got the receipt when they went to Tanner's Folly.
Zachary Heine actually Eggberts shield came from a chest found in a prison corridor in “Spell check” but the rest aye your right 🤙
Those horses are still on rent to M. Chinael presumably.
"the venga ship is coming,
and everybody's lurching,
across the sea we will go,
to find where our god did go,,
the sails are out unfurling,
over the side we're hurling,
seeing hunger of hadar,
hot salsa's coming later"
instrumentals
*genius*
beautiful
johnny: makes a great video about how players muck up a game
Ox crew yells: everyone on the party boat!!!
Johnny frustrated: agreeable
"shes a bride who dresses in red, and dread, and red, and dread"
Oh my God there's going to be a red dragon in the end!!!
I endorse this theory
Lillianna is actually a red dragon and plans to eradicate the arrogant golden dragonborn led paladin order.
so karaoke (Dob) magic show (Prudence) whale watching (Merilwen) diner and fireworks (Egbert) and training from a real life pirate.... well 4 out of 5 aint bad
Ooh I felt that.
There should be an adventure coming up where they face a dragon who stole all of the gold from Dob's Lake!!!!
Or a dragon turtle that moved into the lake, drawn by the mass of treasure.
Yes yes to all of it
Yes please...and then Dob throws it into a different lake
Corazon will go, "Finally! My money!"
There and Back Again; a Pirate's Tale That SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN NECESSARY, DOB! -By Corazon
Hundreds of gaming nerds chanting "lads lads lads" in unison was a beautiful and rare sight to behold
Ship Happens: When Cthulhu Dad decides it's time for a holiday
By sacrificing a god to him!!
When Cthulhu dad decides to fuck ship up and kill a god and there’s only one team he has that is lucky enough to come up with a way to do it.
nice idea!
for me its more like: when cthulhu dad decides prudence is finaly old enough to hunt her first god.
@@maxmueller4576 Prudence's right of passage from terror of mortals to terror of deities
@@stevenmulholland1822 only a matter of time til she dethrones her dad
So, if we follow the alignment chart :
Prudence is Chaotic Evil.
Corazon is Chaotic mostly Neutral.
Merilwen is Chaotic Nature.
Dob is Chaotic.
Egbert is Chaotastrophic.
El Pikouik don’t you mean Egbert is chaotic and dob is a catastrophic
Merilwen is actually true neutral but heavily influenced by her murder happy companions
@@CrazyGamer-nn8je don't you mean MERILWEN is CATastrophic ?
@@CrazyGamer-nn8je nah, Dob is actually the least murdery
I love that is just all forms of chaos
For anyone curious, cannons are listed in 5e as siege weapons in the Dungeon Master's Guide. They take 3 actions (load, aim, and fire) to use, and deal 8d10 damage with a range of 600 feet, or up to 2400 feet at disadvantage.
**in Phil swift voice** now that's a lot of damage
The Oxventurers probably couldn't afford a normal canon (Thanks Dob) so they got a cheap small canon which does 1d10 in 1 turn
@@TheDougio I'll take *that* canon!
@@TheDougio pshaw! It's called a rail gun, helloooooo!!!
I imagine they’ve got brass four-pounders rather than the iron thirty-twos you’d see on bigger ships. Smaller, cheaper, and easier to fix since Dob can melt it down and recast them with Egbert’s help.
Oxventures Bus is coming
And everybody's subbing
While ringing on that bell there
For fun times that we'll all share!
Oxventure ship is coming
And stag do lads are humming
Looking for lost elder gods
Oh, those poor hungover sods
Absolutely loved Johnny's reaction to being reminded of Corazon's Uncanny Dodge; one of the many times I had to pause the video to finish laughing 😂
Ah yes, now the question I think we all need an answer to: When we do inevitably level up from subscribers to cultists, will the oxboxtra crew finally start wearing weird robes like proper cult leaders?
This is not our final form. ;)
LIKE... LIKE... LIKE... LIKE!
I have heard talks of different coloured cheongsams for the oxbox crew, so the robes are coming.
We're not cultist. We are a legit religion.
From the office of the High Priest of Jane.
Are... aren't we already cultists?
"We can do the five day stag doo in three"
"Well yeah, but they're going to be disappointed is they don't get the full-- THAT'S NOT THE MAIN ISSUE HERE!" (Johnny takes a drink)
Finally another DND Adventure I can watch 5 to 6 times over
Ive watched all of them in sequance like 30 times so far
Those are rookie numbers!
Accurate
There really should be a skit with Corazon de “Ballerina” having to disguise as a female dancer to seduce a powerful pirate captain or Lord.
And he goes in too deep undercover and falls in love with the captain or Lord for real.
@@welshzecorgi7903 Didn't that already almost happen with Jacques Darkfall?
@@toymachine4253 which only proves my point that the natural course of this adventure would be Corazon falling in love!
Why does he have to dress up as a woman? Male ballerinas exist.
@@DeathBringerBecky it's more humiliating
by the way, Corazon's little magic show was composed of menial magics
WHILE PRUDENCE LITERALLY CONJURES A SPHERE OF ASTRAL ANOMALIES AND HENTAI CREATURES RIGHT OFF THE BAT
Yup! 😂
@@CelestialKitsune975 it's amazing
She's a warlock, they are a bit dramatic.
@@michiev She's a warlock, they are never dramatic enough
Lesson one of Warlock school is go hard or go home.
Anyone else giddily thinking "he's gonna saaaaay it..." when it's Jonny's turn to introduce himself?
Yes, every time...
From now on she shall be known as Prudence the Evening-Ruiner!
Cthulu is pleased and dinner is ruined
It is safe to say that after this adventure Prudence is getting her evil allowance raised alot. Papa Cthulhu must be so proud right now :D
Luke and his skeletons 😂 I never would have guessed he would be the anarchist of the group
Theory:Luke is actually Loki in disguise. The more I see him play these games or directing Andy in Hitman, the more convinced I am. He's the OxBoxtra Chaos Boi.
Prudence doesnt sleep...she plans. That about sums it up!
Plans? People like Pru don’t plan - they *SCHEME*! :-D
The look on Johnny's face when they said "no albatrosses"... "Damn, they figured out my plan!"
just reached the part but already waiting for the fanart of Corazon in a seashell bra. I need it to happen.
It's a bit sad that the video does not quite convey how enthusiastic the audience is and how much we're all screaming at every turn, so just assume we were lmao
I'm glad to hear that, I've thought "that was a good joke, people should be laughing harder" haha
The vengaboat is coming, and everybody's rowing. The Falls to Necro-po-lis, an inter-shippy disco. The oars of steel are turning, and eldritch blast is burning. So if you like this party, come on and move your body!
Is it weird that I setup vengaboys just to sing thing on the correct tune?
Ellen taking a hit from the bottle when THEY arrived was hilarious 😂
30:46 "Should I roll?" "I'd really rather you didn't." Well, you know what they say: Never give your players a question for which you're not prepared for their answer, or something
It's "Never make them roll for something you don't want them to fail." At least in my exp.
@@DeathBringerBecky I have since learned (in the most recent one, actually) it's "never make them roll for something you're not prepared for them to fall"
“They start a low chant which is-“
*ad
...
Wow. These guys are evil.
they can also sinisterly chant *your* advertisement for a low chant-ly fee!!
**lad*
Desperately wanted Dob to shout “skeletons, form of voltron!”
Connor Dillivan this made my day
FINALLY, this is up. I've been clicking for this everyday since EGX! I mean... not every day... I do have a life... really... I do... Seriously... sometimes.
As someone who has only recently started playing DnD (2 sessions in and loving it) I can say that Oxventure is the MOST ACCURATE depiction of the hilarious shambles that is playing DnD with your friends!
As someone who's been rpging for 30 years I can confirm this accuracy.
That’s what makes it so much more fun than the more serious channels. Crit Role is good, but Oxventures are awesome.
I've been playing for 10+ years, but I've only started DMing recently. I think you can learn good lessons from any DM (I basically steal every trick I can from Matt Mercer's Big Bag Of Dramatic Flourishes), but Johnny is honestly my best reference for what to do when one of my players does something completely unexpected. He's incredible at reacting in a way that keeps things rolling and makes sure everyone has a great time!
I've been playing through the Storm King's Thunder adventure with a group of friends, and this is an accurate representation of the types of shenanigans we get involved in. Our party consists of a ranger (me), a wizard, a druid, a rogue, a cleric, and a barbarian. We had to travel for three days on a Cloud Giant's floating fortress (long story), and here's what we did.
1. The rogue was looking around to see what he could steal and found nothing.
2. The wizard was sitting on the edge of the cloud, reading and trying to ignore all of us. Occasionally, they would use Minor Illusion to make the druid think that her seeds were talking to her.
3. The druid was trying to make seeds take root and grow in the cloud, occasionally making random places smell like skunk and shape-shifting into a weasel.
4. The barbarian slept, only waking up because I got bored and challenged him to a duel.
5. I, as a ranged fighter that specializes in archery, got engaged in a melee fight with the barbarian because I was bored, lost miserably, and spent the rest of the time firing arrows into the cloud to see what would happen. (We never cleaned up the blood from my near-death.)
6. The cleric was just making sure none of us got ourselves killed with our stupidity.
Lmao same it's so chaotic. We're level one and I have proficiency with over half the skills in the game, the half orc monk keeps tryna eat people, and the Tiefling sorcerer married a demon lord who got hit with the balance effect
Everyone: "Johnny, *do the Thing!"*
Johnny: *takes a sip from his hip flask*
The minute the notification popped up on my laptop screen, I dropped everything I was doing for this. Love the Oxventures!!!!!!
Same -- I was in the middle of an honest trailer rewatch, and then this premiered, and I was all "WHOOP!"
Same. I was getting ready for classes. School can wait
Same! I was at school, and I almost made everyone think I had just got some horrible news XD
It's four in the morning here but sleep can wait.
Console games are so 2018. 2020 must be the year of full-time Oxventures!
Johnny’s face when Andy gave him the WoC signed DMG, I straight up started to cry. And extra special credit to the Oxventurers for knowing how to transition that moment for him. That was some extremely outstanding friendship right there.
Every time I think this group has shown me it’s best, they find another way to surpass themselves. I am humbled by how good they are too each other, and how lucky geeks and every stripe are to have this fantastic group of people creating content that makes the best of gaming, so much better.
It’s taken me a while to realise this, but
Egbert - I’m a paladin searching for atonement.
Also Egbert - joins the chaotic evil crew of a pirate ship literally called “The joyful damnation”.
🤯
Chaotic Evil? I think either Chaotic Neutral or Chaotic Good
@@jamalsayeed881 Marowen was said to be true neutral
@@jamalsayeed881 They may be the protagonists, but they are far from good. First adventure, they used guards as guinea pigs. The brutal mulching of 15 orphans was a temporary inconvenience at worst
@@caseybaker7935 yeah.... you got me there. I retract my statement
1:40:37 "I cast Bless on Johnny"
Egbert, you legend
I never noticed that before! That's so great!
"Alright, while they're unconscious-"
"Let's go through their pockets! Let's see what they've got!"
"That's a much better idea!"
Johnny is a freaking genius. This is hilarious. I can't wait to see how his plan unfolds.
Corazon coming out to The Final Countdown "I've made a huge mistake"
YES! I was looking for confirmation that this was a reference
"Have you ever known anyone good covered in woad?" Asked the Englishman.
That feeling when the almighty Cthulhu, lord of madness with near omniscient power, holds your boat and makes you a sandwich.
"Prudence tell your friend I found his boat and here's some sandwiches xoxo love you,
Cuthulu Dad
(P.S. can you kill this god for me? Their cult is on their way)"
when the literal eldritch god cthulhu is the most present and loving parent in the group-
gotta love it
This was most amuzing lads.
Also, Johnny's expression when he gets his gift is priceless
Again, the greatest threat to the NPCs: the interest of time.
The word “lad” has lost all meaning to me. It’s no longer real
You just haven't repeated it enough. Now with me, lads lads lads! come on louder!
Juan Manuel lads... lads. Lads. Lads lads lads... lads
Lads, lads, lads, lads, lads, lads
There ya go now you're getting it! Now wear this robe wouldn't want to catch cold now. We meet on Tuesdays and Fridays just call so we can open the secret entrance mkay?
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADSSSSSSSSSS
I feel like in the early episodes Luke kind of accidentally tripped into being an agent of chaos, but by this point he's actively embracing it. "Hmm, what can I do to cause complete havoc? I know: CURSED SKELETONS!"
"Lets put capitalism in the lake!" Big U.S. mood rn
Lets put Capitalism in the Lake!
-Karl Marx, 1848
And with it, the most successful economy on earth
Matthew Nanney would that be the incredibly successful economy that crashes every several years because of the contradictions inherent to capitalism-imperialism and which is sustained off of the brutal imperialist exploitation of the third world? That depends on the suffering, death and misery of the masses (particularly in the global south, where the worst excesses of its violence are exported) in order to sustain the lifestyle of a bloated bourgeois class and which represents the single greatest threat to life on earth? The wealth of the US is stolen, the land it occupies is stolen, it is built on white supremacy and the only metric by which it can ever be seen as successful is one that values the profits of an oppressor class over the lives and basic dignity of those whose labour produces that wealth.
@@matthewnanney2065 China or Europe? Cuz the former strong arms other economies that become depended on it and the other is a socialist capitalism with successful trading to a few dozens countries.
@@bumbyonline "Suffering and exploitation of the masses to support a bourgeois class"
Mate, you just described Communism.
The reaction to that signed book, adorable. Andy with long pirate hair, adorable. Someone other than me being a creepy warlock, adorable. All these people are adorable and delightful.
Dob makes a good point: why do we need money if we just loot everything?
Sir Prize
To paraphrase Parker, Corazon doesn’t like stuff! He likes money!
It's a way of keeping score?
@@ptonpc He was rich, so maybe it's a call back to his life at the manor.
ship repairs and booze. wait are they paying for all their tavern trips? if not then just ship stuff.
Kris ever sense they got the ship I’m pretty sure they’ve only used it about three times
I've been left at home cos I have grade 2 ligament damage so my family have gone out for a meal and I get a plate rlof roasties and an oxventurers, I think I win
Lol, same. No regrets.
This was so much fun to see live! Best 21st birthday present.
Thanks, lads, all 29 of you!
Lol tee shirts that say; “don’t be a Dob” seriously need to be changed to; “Be a Dob.”
Just seriously. Be a Dob.
Both dont be a Dob and be a Dob shirts will be out. And a skissim shall form and sides will be taken. Blood shall be shead...but only in dnd....no hurting people people.
robertt223 I’m defiantly on the be a Dob side. Dude buzz sawed a pirate, has a skeleton ‘army’, and he’s a bard. You can’t lose.
Did Merilwen just used a death star moon laser on a stag god floating over the sea?!?!? I don't think you can get anymore epic then that ...
... And Dob just made seagull puppets and of real birds! We will miss you Dob :D
Wait, where's Dob going?
@@yt_Ajay_ After animal loving Merilwen finish with him? To the botom of the ocean i guess, as shark food :P
He will be reunited with his vast fortune
"Dob the god killer"
Its cannon.
Ah the first appearance of Necropolis on Sea and Moonbeam
Johnny's face when Dob says "we can magic up fake money and pay with that" 😂 1:04:09
What I love about this too is that if feels like a genuine character interaction where Corazón is finally confronted with his disproportionate love of money, and Andy plays along so well with the red-faced sputtering.
When Corazón shouted "fathers love!" I started dying
This is the problem with the live shows, they never have enough time to finish the boss battle’s properly. Johnny looked properly chocked at the end receiving his gift.. aww.😭
"we can't use this dice, it rolls high"
"someone gave us it before the show"
"dm banned it"
Johnny:this is the first time I'm being told about this!? "
That was _epic_
"The Sea gives a Scent
The Sky gives a Scent
Blood has been Spilled
The Songs have been Sung
We have witnessed the Dark between the Stars"
I think it was "assent" as in approval. Not "a scent" as in a smell...
Ionn Eetall i mean, the sky & sea gave off PLENTY of "scents" between all those dead seabirds and Dob's Breakfast & Fireworks Showcase so why not both?
@@BattyButtercup I mean... I can't really deny that... Lol
@@BattyButtercup Yeah. We can do both.
"The sea gives assent,
The sky gives a scent,..."
Messenger of Fear in sight,
Dark deception kills the light.
Hybrid children watch the sea,
Pray for Father roaming free.
Crawling Chaos underground,
Cult has summoned twisted sound.
Out from ruins once possessed,
Fallen City, Living Death.
Not dead which eternal lie,
Stranger aeons death may die.
Drain you of your sanity,
Face the Thing That Should Not Be.
Merilwen: "And this pillar of white light comes down..."
Me: "Say it: Like an orbital LASER!"
Boss fight appears with 12 minutes to go. Oh I see this is going to be a signature Oxventure boss fight then.
The best thing about this being up is that I'll finally be able to hear the part where Eggbert just keeps on dancing. I was on the second row and couldn't stop laughing at that point.
Hey guys, don’t forget to change Johnny’s tag to say Dicebreaker not EG :)
This was fantastic great job everyone, although Merilwen had a pretty rough time with all the animals being maimed and killed. 😭 Poor Merilwen.
I think she's gotten used to it and will get retribution some time in the future by another meat-grinder (TM)
*"We sail to Necropolis-on-Sea, but we kill every seabird we see."*
This isn't going to go well....
"Why lookest thou so? - With my crossbow, I show the albatross." - The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Samuel Taylor Coleridge
10 minutes in, this is already my favorite Oxtventure ever. Jealous of everyone who was in that audience to see it live!!!
"The salsa was mostly spice"
Yeah but how was the food?
What food?
@@HazeEmry The Salsa. The joke was that I made the quote refer to the dance.
@@casualformalities1518 and my joke was that they only ate salsa with nothing else
TBH i am looking forward to the day they actually need a ton of money. Could make for a fun session.
Also, while i think it has been a bit forgotten, i do remember Corazón said that he was looking for some cursed gold coins which was one of the reasons he steals things, as they are part of the curse his crew has. As such he would (if this aspect is still played out) be incredibly irked by Dob throwing there money away, he might end up losing those coins, or otherwise have money he can trade for the cursed coins should he find them.
It finally came.... it was to just give it all away anyways