+hagamapama Oh, puh-leeze! Rike would bed ANYTHING sentient! Kirk had some standards... He was smart enough NOT to bed a Horta or anything with both sets of genitals... (Metamorphs and shapeshifters aside -- but those guys are NEVER honest and won't tell you WHAT they are...) Riker on the other hand -- I sometimes wondered about him. It also doesn't help that he seemed to have more episodes featuring looking like he was just committed into an insane asylum or just getting out of mandatory psychiatric lock-down.
Jim Stanga And the foreplay for the next time would likely begin with the Cardassian airing a long list of grievances about property damage due to their partner's irrational incompetence.
@@mandykarevicius9746 I tried making it minus the mustard for heat using thicker than normal gravy with jalapeños and crushed red peppers and black pepper for heat instead...worked great
Bajorans arnt likely to take advice like that. Thair spiritual life is in contrast to thair non spiritual every day life. They call a spade a spade unless they are near an orb and then its a shovel. Kira is your typical fairy Bajoran woman.
@@johnjohnson3830 I'm sure the Cardassians would operate troll farms in-universe. And they would be superior to the Romulans, just because they have a sense of humor.. 😆
@@KSmithwick1989 the actor said he intentionally played him as gay from day one but the writers made him tone it down a bit. He and Alexander did a scene over webcam recently where they played a scene where they were married and Bashir was away for a conference. It was a fan written skit and the actors found out about it, loved it and went with it.
@@KSmithwick1989 I can assure you it was quite deliberate. Andrew, Garaks actor said that the first time he saw Alexander, Julians actor on set, his second thought was: I want to fuck that guy.
@I RuBiiX I Show you're a match for her in her chosen skill, and I guess you're halfway home with a Cardassian female. I can think of worse bases for a partnership
bfg2600 Nah. Simply using a term doesn't make you a racist. Stop applying overly PC 2016 logic to 24th century fiction. Just because everyone is offended over everything and wants to cry racism over everything now, doesn't mean it happens in Star Trek.
Anh Triệu Apart from Damar, Garak and Rusot it doesnt matter how many. Just like how no one really blames Gowron for killing Starfleet and Bajorans during his short war with them
I think he's as attractive as he is, because he's honorable The Cardassians, Bajorans and Japanese humans all respect an honest man who keeps his word and treats the women around him like equals.
U can call this awkward, but i saw more romantic chemistry between these 2 than all of the scenes between Chief and Keiko. These 2 made much more sense together
people give a lot of shit to Keiko. Honestly, she's actually very supportive to OBrian she gave up her career on a Federation Flag ship to come to this dumpster of a station in the middle of nowhere for him. She also was always there for him considering all the shit OBrian went through from getting captured and sentenced to death by the Cardassians to all the PTSD OBrian went through both due to the War as well as his imprisonment for 20 years in that alien prison. If she isn't a keeper I don't know who is.
What I find interesting about this woman is that she's - basically - the Cardassian version of Kirk... first 'moon princess' (O'Brien) that flirts with her and she's IMMEDIATELY, if not interested, at least... ... ... ... ... curious :P
She was ready and willing to give up her tiny bumpy little Cardass eggs to his man sauce and he turned her down like a deep space beta. He should have probed her whatcha-ma-call-it coils all day long and he blew it.
I'm pretty sure O'Brien isn't into rimming, he strikes me as a really vanilla dude. He is an engineer, all his creativity is spent trying to find the most effiecient and quickest way to do something...think on that for a few seconds. Now stop thinking on it, and never imagine any star trek character in sexual situations again - ever.
For a snake-y chick she is quite handsome. Usually cardassian women look kinda creepy but this one along with her female scientists partners are some of the fewer that I could say handsome.
Brien: "This is a nice Plasma Relay. I like Plasma Relays" **realigns** **realigns** Cardy: "Lemme Smash... Please..." Brien: "No Cardy, go find Garak" Cardy: "U wnt sum fuk?" Brien: "No Cardy, I do not want sum fuk" Cardy: "I gt sum Brown... Hey Brien, u wnt sum headspoon?" **is fertile** Brien: "No Cardy, your headspoon is small" Cardy: "Wot... Swiggity swooty... U wnt grey...? He dsnt wnt grey... Brown & Grey? No... Brien, lemme smash!" Brien: "Cardy? I'm leaving"
If you're looking for an official answer... Cardassians have dark red blood, as seen when Bashir shoots Garak in the holosuite. It has never been established if the blue on the scientist was natural for a female or if it was makeup, but Natima Lang didn't have any blue, so I'm going with makeup.
"I took your overt irritability toward me as a signal that you wished to pursue some kind of physical relationship"....if this was how it ran on earth, I'd probably have more women than I can stand!
Certainly so, Star Trek is not picky about those things. There are even already cases of bajorran/cardassian childrens. So don't hesitate my friend, if you got the chance.
In Star Trek: Voyager one of the early season plotlines involves a Cardassian woman claiming she's pregnant with Chakotay's child. So it is possible for humans and cardassians to have children, and presumably there have already been some human/Cardassian children.
Does anyone know who the actress is playing the Cardassian? She vaguely reminds me of the actress who played Elizabeth Lockley on BABYLON 5 and CRUSADE. I *cannot* remember that actresses's name at the moment.
Never liked Keiko. They probably could've presented the "everyday ordinary" life of Miles O'Brien better without wasting time on a support character who didn't get any focus, she was basically just a background extra with a nametag.
Even if polygyny was legalized, and the likelihood is in a progressive universe no one cares who you do your horizontal ballroom dance with as long as you keep it on the DL, you're still gonna find some people with old fashioned mores about the sanctity of marriage and one man one woman. O'Brien just believes he should be loyal to Keiko, that's his outlook on the world no matter what is or is not legal. And that has to be OK
Since she's a woman she should understand when she gets married why O'Brien said that he didn't find her remotely attractive. Got to keep the wife happy.
Kirk certainly would have.
Kirk would definitely have, Riker would definitely have... I'm gonna throw this out there -- Picard would probably have as well.
Well, they're all bachelors and O'Brien is married...
+hagamapama
Oh, puh-leeze! Rike would bed ANYTHING sentient!
Kirk had some standards... He was smart enough NOT to bed a Horta or anything with both sets of genitals... (Metamorphs and shapeshifters aside -- but those guys are NEVER honest and won't tell you WHAT they are...)
Riker on the other hand -- I sometimes wondered about him.
It also doesn't help that he seemed to have more episodes featuring looking like he was just committed into an insane asylum or just getting out of mandatory psychiatric lock-down.
Nonsense. For all his flaws kirk was highly honorable, and respected women in a certain patriarchal way. Not a chance he'd cheat once married.
Except that he was too flaky to ever get married and never even had committed to any woman.
I see that awkward moments still exists in the future.
Apparently they really into the whole Tsundere thing on Cardassia..
Puts Garak's repeated fits of irritability around Ezri Dax in a new light though doesn't it?
hagamapama Garak was the irritating one. Plus Ezri/Jadzia was pretty much flirting with everyone to some extent
so...keiko's the op...o...sit..?
This is hands down, probably one of the 10 funniest moments in any Star Trek show. Especially, "I assure you, I am quite fertile".
BONK
This makes me wonder what Cardassian/Klingon flirting would look like.
Nat Ronald - a lot of shouting, posturing, thrown furniture and spitting.....
Jim Stanga And the foreplay for the next time would likely begin with the Cardassian airing a long list of grievances about property damage due to their partner's irrational incompetence.
I think a lot of blood and saliva:)
Nat Ronald forget all that what would their offspring look like😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
joojooranks Strong foreheads with lots of bumps.
People are mentioning Dukat and Kira, but I feel obligated to mention how often Dukat finds himself arguing with Sisko..
Oh no.....first Julian now Sisko...
@@richa16x Gonna coom for the spoon
That entire station would know we were fucking in those access tubes.
Who cares ?
time to hit that cardASSian.
Oh God...
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At 0:31 , checking out the rear exhaust port.
O'Brien is T H I C C
@@beybladeguru101 lmao
The poop chute.
He returns the favor at 2:36.
Lol
Gordon Ramsey should make every Cardassian woman's ovaries go overdrive.
that just made my morning. thank you!
Gordon Ramsay IS a Cardassian. He fits the character profile to a T.
Can someone deepfake Ramsay onto a Cardassian
His beef wellington would not go raw.
@@mandykarevicius9746 I tried making it minus the mustard for heat using thicker than normal gravy with jalapeños and crushed red peppers and black pepper for heat instead...worked great
Don't you think *someone* should have given Kira a little well ment advice about her attitude whenever she had to work with Dukat...?
Bajorans arnt likely to take advice like that. Thair spiritual life is in contrast to thair non spiritual every day life. They call a spade a spade unless they are near an orb and then its a shovel. Kira is your typical fairy Bajoran woman.
@Ruth Pearson what their just having a gay old time as friends over brunch......no I'm not ashamed of the pun.
Its is not suggested necessarily mating behavior is recipricol. The female behavior may be different, based on who instigates it.
it's funny to think Dukat maybe thought Kira was flirting with him all that time..unlikely but funny
Yep, she might didn't even know she was doing some intense foreplay.
Cardassian courtship:
"Fuck you!"
"No, fuck you!"
"Lets get married."
Mal Vane I guess that phrase has both meanings at the same time in Cardassian.
It's essentially Klingon marriage but instead of physical jabs it's witty jabs
@@johnjohnson3830 I'm sure the Cardassians would operate troll farms in-universe. And they would be superior to the Romulans, just because they have a sense of humor.. 😆
Poor O'Brien. Recognize that facial expression all too well.
The classic look of a man who just can't say the right thing! haha
Ha. Didn't know Cardassians liked Irish Sausage😁.
Everyone loves Irish sausage, especially those who think they don't.
LOL
Come on, when one us hungry for a hot dog, any sausage is a winner. Any kind of sausage will adequately fill up the hotdog bun.
Ha....
Oopies!!
I wonder if Julian Bashir knows about this, regarding his debates with Garak over lunch
Just wondering was Garak supposed to be into dudes. Or was it because the actor unintentionally played the character that way.
@@KSmithwick1989 the actor said he intentionally played him as gay from day one but the writers made him tone it down a bit. He and Alexander did a scene over webcam recently where they played a scene where they were married and Bashir was away for a conference. It was a fan written skit and the actors found out about it, loved it and went with it.
@@KSmithwick1989
I can assure you it was quite deliberate.
Andrew, Garaks actor said that the first time he saw Alexander, Julians actor on set, his second thought was: I want to fuck that guy.
@Vergilius Brutus ua-cam.com/video/3Tq8zaSObWU/v-deo.html you’re welcome :)
DS9 is such an awesome series, and these scenes are just jewels studded in the gold.
Well this explains why Dukat was so fixated on the Major....and the Sisco 🤔
hes married and he respects and loves his wife. normal reaction.
Human: turns down hot alien sex
Reward: "finishing" alone
I don't think he can get it on in a presence of a cardassian anyway, given his history with the species.
I like how the "kiss and get it over with" stereotype is the norm for their kind
how to mate with a Kardashian: have money.
Be black...
O'Brien! She is very fertile! Man do your duty!
She's got to do a few things with herself first.
1. Let the hair flow freely.
2. Get the Cardassian rubber off. Shes better human.
@@geoffwilliams4478 you just ruined the joke bro
Wonder if she would get shocked by seeing that humans.....''dangle''
He should have made peace with her by introducing her to riker
So basically get a job as a repair man and show her how well you fix things.
@I RuBiiX I Show you're a match for her in her chosen skill, and I guess you're halfway home with a Cardassian female. I can think of worse bases for a partnership
I can just imagine it. Bored Human househusband invites attractive Cardassian repairwoman in for a "Cup of Coffee"!
Captain Lochley, going undercover as a Cardassian.
Lol, she doesn't know he's super racist against "Cardys"
He's not racist against them. He feels uncomfortable around them because back in the war, it was them that turned him into a killer.
To support you there Deadpool, in TNG's the Wounded the chief says "It's not you I hate, Cardassian; I hate what I became because of you"
bfg2600 Nah. Simply using a term doesn't make you a racist. Stop applying overly PC 2016 logic to 24th century fiction. Just because everyone is offended over everything and wants to cry racism over everything now, doesn't mean it happens in Star Trek.
yeah, damn spoon heads (joke totaly agree)
When you use a term whose origins are almost purely racist, then chances are you are being racist by using that term.
If only she knew how many Cardassians the chief had killed...
Anh Triệu Apart from Damar, Garak and Rusot it doesnt matter how many. Just like how no one really blames Gowron for killing Starfleet and Bajorans during his short war with them
Definitely would have done it in that crawlspace. virtually no hesitation would have occurred.
Thermal couplings, decoupling, couple again, she's after some coupling all right.
How to accidentally mate with Cardassian.
What happens on the Defiant stays in Quarks Bar.
2:36 - 2:38
Miles has second thoughts.
I'm sure he can complete the job on his own. ;)
Nerver trust the cable guy.
Doing the deed with her would have helped Miles get over his hatred for Cardassians. I think Keiko would have understood.
Zamolxes77 well he DID conceive Kirayoshi...
Dennis B Execute order 66 likes! Oh wait! This ain't Wars!
Dennis B shes japanise bro she woulda lit him up
charles neely holy shit dude calm down no need to justify your std
Good ol' sanctioned cuckoldry.
This Kim Cardassian's a lot better looking than O'Brien's wife.
+R C Nelson
You HAD to go there with the pun!
So who's Kim Cardassian's wife? Kanye Worf? Or Borg West?
I have to agree with you there
xD lol
Amen to that
Man I feel old ds9 is long gone and now hell on wheels is over, that's two series Colm Meaney starred in, fyi he is an awesome actor
Meaney owns it. HOW was awesome. Thank you for mentioning that show :)
All Cardassians are Tsundere's. ^^
heh
Tsundere?
Tsundere!
LOL
"It's not like I like you or anything....."
@@Nvaehlo BAKA
The Chief is a MANS MAN! He gets all the hard to get woman! kira, keko and even a Cardy!
I think he's as attractive as he is, because he's honorable The Cardassians, Bajorans and Japanese humans all respect an honest man who keeps his word and treats the women around him like equals.
Sisko got to smash Kira and Dax, on the same day too I think. The episode was Shattered Mirror
honestly, imagine being in the future and tryna figure out if you should flirt with your non-human crush the human way or their way
I haven't figured out the human way still, let's not even begin with the aliens ways 😂
In that case, Dukat probably thought he had Kira all figured out!
Cardie, Klingon, I'll hit'em all. Why not? Explore strange new life and all that. Gotta expand my own database. klingon sounds like the most fun.
If you're even a little bit into pain fetish a Klingon beauty would do you well.
Lol. Knowing them, their vagina's probably have fangs or spines for extra grip.
Hmm, would prefer a Cardassian.
The males are pretty ..... interesting down there..
That glance he gives her backside as she crawls away down the Jeffries tube, classic... :P
Obrien has a Japanese wife so he has all the fun he needs.
U can call this awkward, but i saw more romantic chemistry between these 2 than all of the scenes between Chief and Keiko.
These 2 made much more sense together
Married life does that.
Would have also been more interesting plot wise for his character. Keiko is just baggage from TNG.
@@What-he5pr True.
@@What-he5pr Yeah, O'Brian punching up. Because asian wives were not exotic enough.
people give a lot of shit to Keiko. Honestly, she's actually very supportive to OBrian she gave up her career on a Federation Flag ship to come to this dumpster of a station in the middle of nowhere for him. She also was always there for him considering all the shit OBrian went through from getting captured and sentenced to death by the Cardassians to all the PTSD OBrian went through both due to the War as well as his imprisonment for 20 years in that alien prison. If she isn't a keeper I don't know who is.
What I find interesting about this woman is that she's - basically - the Cardassian version of Kirk... first 'moon princess' (O'Brien) that flirts with her and she's IMMEDIATELY, if not interested, at least... ... ... ... ... curious :P
Only reason Miles gets a pass here is because he's a happily married man. Otherwise he should have tapped that ass.
So, being a tsundere is a proper flirting method for Cardassians. Duly noted...
She was ready and willing to give up her tiny bumpy little Cardass eggs to his man sauce and he turned her down like a deep space beta. He should have probed her whatcha-ma-call-it coils all day long and he blew it.
He's married.
OpenMawProductions
IT'S THE GODDAMN FUTURE BRO!!! BOLDLY GO WHERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE!!!
The future doesn't change THAT HES FUCKING MARRIED AND NOT A HUGE PIECE OF DISLOYAL SHIT.
+vjm3 ...Ok, that's a kek.
I'm pretty sure O'Brien isn't into rimming, he strikes me as a really vanilla dude. He is an engineer, all his creativity is spent trying to find the most effiecient and quickest way to do something...think on that for a few seconds.
Now stop thinking on it, and never imagine any star trek character in sexual situations again - ever.
"Yo Chief, why were the ducts banging and shaking around?"
For a snake-y chick she is quite handsome. Usually cardassian women look kinda creepy but this one along with her female scientists partners are some of the fewer that I could say handsome.
cardassians must be spooning masters.... :p
I feel your pain bro... I’ve been there. “Wait, what’s going on!... flirting, no... I was being nice... you, you were being nice! Umm....”
OK, first of all, your first move should have been saying "I'm married"
0:51 "I've got some servos of my own that need decoupling. They just might lock up anyway though."
Brien: "This is a nice Plasma Relay. I like Plasma Relays" **realigns** **realigns**
Cardy: "Lemme Smash... Please..."
Brien: "No Cardy, go find Garak"
Cardy: "U wnt sum fuk?"
Brien: "No Cardy, I do not want sum fuk"
Cardy: "I gt sum Brown... Hey Brien, u wnt sum headspoon?" **is fertile**
Brien: "No Cardy, your headspoon is small"
Cardy: "Wot... Swiggity swooty... U wnt grey...? He dsnt wnt grey... Brown & Grey? No... Brien, lemme smash!"
Brien: "Cardy? I'm leaving"
Why do I always find this funny?
She looks a lot better as Captain Elizabeth Lockley on B5...
Daegon Maybe I'm a freak, but I'd rather smash her as a Cardassian
They act like an old married couple by fighting but that’s the entire definition of their race’s marriage ideas
1:46 "I HAVEN'T!" LOL!! Poor Chief.
her umm "spoon" is blue... dont cardassians have blue blood? was she blushing here?
If you're looking for an official answer... Cardassians have dark red blood, as seen when Bashir shoots Garak in the holosuite. It has never been established if the blue on the scientist was natural for a female or if it was makeup, but Natima Lang didn't have any blue, so I'm going with makeup.
well in all fairness, the actress underneath that makeup is a gorgeous woman. Tracy Scoggins.
....Kirk would have done it
There's never been a more accurate representation of Irish charm
Even as a Cardassian, Tracey Scoggins is fucking beautiful!
1:20 That Head bang.... hahahaha
Can you make one for how to mate with a changeling founder?
That girl had a FIGURE! Stacked a and well packed! I'd have gone for it.
"I took your overt irritability toward me as a signal that you wished to pursue some kind of physical relationship"....if this was how it ran on earth, I'd probably have more women than I can stand!
Thanks to Star Trek we know the mating ritual for all aliens in the galaxy.
That's a hot spoon head.
What would James T. Kirk have done in that situation?
I did not get all the jokes on this one as a kid, now that I’m older it’s 😂😂
Those eyes are amazing!
1:06 she's like I am sure they do get the job done...
Gilora wants the O....Brien. LOL
Would that be possible, for a human and a Cardassian to interbreed and produce children?
Certainly so, Star Trek is not picky about those things. There are even already cases of bajorran/cardassian childrens. So don't hesitate my friend, if you got the chance.
In star trek, all humanoid species are descended from the same source, some ancient primogenitor civilization
In Star Trek: Voyager one of the early season plotlines involves a Cardassian woman claiming she's pregnant with Chakotay's child. So it is possible for humans and cardassians to have children, and presumably there have already been some human/Cardassian children.
Have they compatible bits? Perhaps with ridges?
Does anyone know who the actress is playing the Cardassian? She vaguely reminds me of the actress who played Elizabeth Lockley on BABYLON 5 and CRUSADE. I *cannot* remember that actresses's name at the moment.
Tracy Scoggins
@@geoffwilliams4478 >>> BINGO! Thanks....
That looks like some mighty fine SPOONTANG. But the question has yet to be answered: Do Cardassians have cloacas?
I feel like this guy ALL the time! “No... we’ve been talking about (this subject)! The whole time!”
I’d have handled that Cardassian Punnany...
Name me: GUL DUKE DAT PUNNANY
What seasson and what episode was that....??
Oddly enough, she probably would have been a better wife than Keiko.
Never liked Keiko. They probably could've presented the "everyday ordinary" life of Miles O'Brien better without wasting time on a support character who didn't get any focus, she was basically just a background extra with a nametag.
I just love thats its O'BRIEN that this happens to! 🤣
Which species give best "Head" ?
2:20
And you were doing so well obrien...
Dam.
1:20
BAM
WELL STRAIGHT TO THE POINT NOW AREN'T WE???
This is a really cute scene i love it
Make Captain James Tiberius Kirk proud and go for it, O'Brien. Keiko is the biggest nag in Star Trek history.
I would actually like to see a couple in the show
Time to go get in a fight with a Cardassian.
Legalise Polygyny already.
Even if polygyny was legalized, and the likelihood is in a progressive universe no one cares who you do your horizontal ballroom dance with as long as you keep it on the DL, you're still gonna find some people with old fashioned mores about the sanctity of marriage and one man one woman. O'Brien just believes he should be loyal to Keiko, that's his outlook on the world no matter what is or is not legal. And that has to be OK
Keiko and Miles already is hitting off with this Cardassian by the time you made this comment =P
In all honesty, I clicked on this because I thought the title was “How to mate with a Kardashian”
That show was a costumed freak show
What episode?
Keko would’ve been cheated on if I were O’Brien. 😅
“Wait, you can be my side chick!”-Chief O’brian
Since she's a woman she should understand when she gets married why O'Brien said that he didn't find her remotely attractive. Got to keep the wife happy.
Oh, she understands. She just doesn't like it.
JAYSUS!
So to score with a Cardassian you have to bug the hell out of them LOL, no thanks I will stick to female humans.
To score with a Cardassian you have to compete with them and prove you're at their level. "I will make you a good match because I'm a match for you."
How did I end up here