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Worst dad jokes of all time ❌
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Facts
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That last one bro 😂😂😂
Ye
Lol
I thought the answer to the last one was Yoshi 🤣🤣🤣
Polar bear
@@BreadmobilePolar bears are green???
Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table
Nah its another tree
How is it fuzzy tho?
@@graysonsmith5694 Maybe moss? Lol
It dosen't have 4 legs though
Never said about 4 legs tho@@zachkoptun9637
A creeper
“Where’d the dart go?”
“Probably the backrooms”
No it goes to North coria
@@alexanderbragt-kp2in well since I wasn’t born there luckily, I can get a plane ticket out of North Korea but em it’s gonna be hard
@@OliverNunez-he9jx The label on the dart: *MADE IN NORTH KOREA*
@@hasanmohammed3690 lol
Woooooo HUIOOOOOO- *fades out of reality*
“Wherever You Land The Dart Is Where Were Going On Holiday”
*Hits North Korea*
That's what I was thinking😂😂😂😂
Same
Hits Ukraine
@@AidenGeikie-tq4behits the antarctic sea
Hits Chernobyl
I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
Tf this is so funny how does it not have more likes and replies!
This is funny
I had to read it twice to get it lol!!!🤣🤣🤣
Lol
I lay up all night wondering where the sun had gone. Then it dawned on me.
"herd of sheep?" "yeah" (realizes) "i didn't get that!!" 😂😂😂
I didn’t get it
So what's the answer
“herd” of sheep
@@tryhardl1839 man bro telling Faxx
@@INCOGNITO_EDITZ893if u add “have you” the front of it then it makes sense “have you heard of sheep, yeah I have, why?”
“The worst dad jokes”
*points at me* 💀😂😭
this ones kind of funny
ALL JOKES EXPLAINED:
1. She missed, the dart went behind the fridge, he said theyll go on holiday where it lands, so they're gonna go on holiday behind the fridge.
2. Roof is 4 letters, R is 1/4 letters and 1/4 is the same as 25% without R, its oof.
3. Vegans always tell everyone that theyre vegan (most of them), and make it their whole personality (vegan teacher is a good example) so hes saying thats the hardest part.
4. A group of sheep is called a herd.
5. I dont thimk i need to explain
tysm deserves more likes
Thanks
”knock knock”
”Whos’e There?”
”who”
”Who who”
💀💀💀
*le gasp*
An owl?!
Bro this comment got me dead💀
"knock knock"
"Whose there?"
"You"
"You who?"
"YOO HOO!"
💀💀💀🤣🤣
That's da sound of da police
*subscribe* hi
“What’s the hardest part about being a vegan”
Being a good person lol
Whole lotta mid in this reply section
LOL
NAWW 💀
There are good vegans 🤷♂️ just saying
@@sebastianmorris91 HAHA name one that isn’t a total asshole about people eating animals (regular people btw)
@@mobile-jzx HAHA a typical vegan hater. Not hard to find. Not hard to be dissatisfied with them
Why is there a pool table in the tree?
Well, it's my pool table and I can put it where I want to.
Unfunny ass joke
@@NorthKoreaMilitaryhey I escaped North Korea
@@NorthKoreaMilitarydon’t worry i have him locked up in Antarctica
@@user-kt8us6re4tgod😂😂
@@NorthKoreaMilitarybro shut up
I thought you were going to visit me in north korea 💀
are you the one guy using steam in North Korea
How do you have UA-cam?
💀
Magic ✨@@AViolationToSociety
bro THE CHANNEL WAS MADE ON MY BDAY😃😃😃
The roof one got me dying 💀
I dont get it
"Komodo" god it was funnier than the real joke🤣🤣🤣
No, tf?
@NoobersOfficial it was for me so what tf do you want
Hey nice prof pic lol
@@OGCanibal Yh g h
Hhhhnhbz uhh uyybubgmmuggmyyyy
The face in the beginning- 👁👁
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i thought thr first ones joke was
"were gonna have a 4 Week vacation in the Pacific ocean"💀
Why did the toilet paper cross the road?:It had to wipe the assfault
lol
The hardest part of being a vegan not starting beef
LMAO
LMAOO
In Australia there are these animals called drop bears and they eat human flesh but it’s not like their entire diet their carnivores and they look exactly like koalas and they match the description of the last one perfectly
As an Australian, I can confirm this.
ofc its in australia
I’m from nz and whenever we go to Australia they specifically target us. I have fifteen scars on my back from when one attacked me but I got away before he killed me
I love dad Jokes
The last joke isnt even my concern... Its how they got it in a tree 💀
it will kill you IF it falls out of a tree
@@Baibus1 not if ur not under it 😭
The logistics of that is too much for my 3 brain cells to comprehend
Blue really said a Komodo is green and fuzzy 💀💀💀
OOF got me
I got one “I lost my bar of soap yesterday. It was a sudden disappearance 😂
I don’t get it sorry can you explain 😭
@@ReedyRosesame
@@ReedyRoseI think it means “sud”den disappearance, like suds of soap
@@WhyTfCantIUseSpecialCharacters correct
Ohhhh!! Thanks 💀
First joke had me dead 😂💀
Bro i dont get that one
@@JacobSanchez875she missed the target (the map) and instead threw the dart behind the fridge so they spent 2 weeks behind the fridge for vacation 💀☕️
@@krasoos7501 that’s what I was thinking. Thanks
My heart flatlined for 30 seconds, that’s how much laughed at these
Nahh, the last one fr got me 🤣
Whats messis favorite tea ?
A penalTEA
Actually funny
@@Andesyte6thanks
I thought he was talking about furry.That has four legs right
Uhhh furries still have two legs. They are humans
That last one had me dying cause yeah, that would definitely kill you
"What did Delaware?"
"A New Jersey."
What is the sheep one?
"have you heard of sheep?" shortened down to "heard of sheep?" but then a group of sheep is called a herd, a herd of sheep.
the joke is basically the guys says "herd of sheep." (as a statement not a question of "have you heard of sheep?") but the other guy says "yeah I have, why?" hearing it as a question.
hope this helps!
Oof
“Turns out we’re spending 3 weeks in the middle of Antarctica…”
“What’s green, fuzzy, has four legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?”
Me: *Duolingo*
What 2 People are First and one of the is one minute late? Sooo does that mean i am First too?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The first one caught me off guard
You know how Groot makes Friends.
He BRANCHES out.
Holy macaroni I’m so early woah
Wait can someone explain the first one
She missed
This is pretty damn obvious but she missed 🤦
t h e d a r t w e n t b e h i n d t h e f r i d g e
@@cat-cat... It's kinda crazy how thick some people are
@@cat-cat...I thought he said B R I D G E
That pool table one was pretty top tier 😂
"What would you say if 25% of your roof is gone?"
Oof😂
do you mean the best dad jokes
No, they aren't funny
@@Harmacy1 Wanna know a secret? Humor is subjective. What's funny to one person might not be funny to someone else
@@Caelus32 🤓
⚡👨🏿⚡ now @@Harmacy1
Fr@@Caelus32
This makes no sense
Thats the point
they are hard to understand but i understand
@@TitaniahFouathey aint
@@RANDOMGAMER223they make sense
@@Blaster2117 a couple of em make sense
THE ROOF ONE GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR
The fart right after the vegan joke got me dying
I laughed, not at the jokes, but at those goddamn laugh edits 😂
That OOF got me on the floor 😂
“3 weeks behind da fridge” 💀💀💀💀💀
Bro the pictures made me laugh even more than the jokes......
The first one is my favorite dad joke so far😂
Before the crowbar was invented, most crows drank at home.
I ate a dictionary the other day, gave me thesaurus throat
“What’s green, fuzzy, has 4 legs, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?”
my dumbass really said *DUOLINGO.*
"Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?"
My dumb ass: Mike Wazowski
Herd of sheep was so bad 💀
That last one caught me off guard
The fridge one got me😂
The first one was FUNNY like really FUNNY😂
That "OOF" 😂😂😂😂
If these are worst..... I'm not ready to die by laughter from the best ones😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀
A joke becomes a dad joke when it becomes apparent
Bro the first one got me lackin
the roof one got me rolling around on the ground dying
The oof got me
the first one bro got me laughing like crazy
Frankenstien went to a bodybuilding competition, only to realize he seriously misunderstood the assignment. 🥁
The first had me dying 💀
What is scary and delicious but you cannot eat it ?
Creepypasta😂🤣
Nah all of them are too good😂😂😂
The last one almost made me spit out my water and food
"Heard of sheep" 🤣🤣
Idk why but these jokes get me rollin on the floor
How many tickles does it take to get an octopus to laugh?
10 tickles
@@fuellyx DING DING DING!!
"A pool table" 😂😂😂
Ngl every time they show the black & white photo of the guy laughing with a wrinkled up face from laughter that’s me
THE FIRST ONE GOT ME
“Oof”
You have so many dad jokes, you should start paying child support to your puns
Beware of the wild pool table, they are know to fall from trees crushing innocent people who just be chillen.😂
On the last one my dumbahh said a sloth😂😂😂😭🤣
If I stopped working for asgore in the judgement hall, I’d probably clean mirrors. I can see myself doing that.
3 WEEKS BEHIND THE FRIDGE GOT ME I WAS ROLLING ON THE FLOOR WEEZE LAPHING
now i’m scared of a pool table falling on me from a tree
the first dad joke *she lands on north korea*💀
this one got the giggles flowing STRAIGHT out of me, i can always rely on battleoyalejokes to give me a good chucklefest 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃🎃
The roof one was actually good😂
Behind the fridge joke I was just about to go get a snack from the fridge
The school :The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The test is used to measure a student's aerobic capacity as part of the FitnessGram assessment. Students run back and forth as many times as they can, each lap signaled by a beep sound. Kid in a wheelchair : I can’t stand for this
The first one and the last one destroy me
“What do U say if you lost 25% of your roof”
“What”
“Oof”
The vegan one was hilarious
Airplane jokes tend to go above me
But submerien jokes tend to go below me
Lol
Last one got me😂
"Heard of sheep".
I am disappointed and proud for laughing at that
“What’s The Hardest Thing About Being A Vegan” The Vegan Teacher:Everyone Hating Me
* Casually walking *
Hey bro, look up. What's that?
* Pool table falls on them *
(They now get a free vacation..... in the ER)
the fact that its so bad its actually funny