"Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me! Can't." "Reach me with that hand. REAch me with that hand. REach me with that ha- *_y o u c a n n o t ._* **breath of frustration**
what the hell!? he laughed at a horrible heartless priest dunking a BABY!? WHAT THE HELL!? I would've beaten the shit out of that priest quicker then shit! ABUSE
Green E pfp dude has a point, recent news has been that many babies have died from this kind of baptism, one specifically of a heart attack due to water in the baby's lungs
I like to come back and watch these old videos because Markiplier trying not to laugh is a concentrated source of serotonin that I need to be able to survive my nightmare of a life.
That one killed me the first dozen times I saw it. What gets me is it's not boneless chicken tenders It's not boneless chicken breast It's just *_a boneless chicken_*
I deleted my comment from 5 years ago claiming that I laughed at the first video, only to immediately laugh at the first video once again, leading me to write this comment like the absolute imbecile I am.
1:35 For many people wondering, the bird's sound is NOT edited, this is the bird's actual voice, it can mimic other sounds accurately Edit: To be more specific, the birds are called Lyrebird
@@connorgrummon3655 I don't think this refers to a specific point in the video, which is what makes it weird. Probably a matter of association with the Markiplier E meme.
a long time ago I made the comparison that my dad and Markiplier sound almost the same when they laugh, a few years ago my dad ended up committing suicide and I don't remember what he sounds like anymore, but I remember his laugh. Thank you
Honestly, I just see try not to laughs as an ample opportunity to just sit back, relax, and just completely ignore the premise as I laugh at everything I find amusing.
Because pilots could not see out during angled landings, engineers developed a “droop snoot” “a droop snoot?” “Yes, the snoot, would droop” “the snoot drooped?”
I told my dad about the “droop snoot” clip and every so often he recites it again. I love that he’s listening to me and all, but I’ve created a monster.
The husky sneezing his face at the last one...the little "Wait...here it comes" look is adorable
It was about 7 time
.......
Look at it and look at then look at the happiness noises meme
Yva Truscott .......
1:27
Huskie: *screams*
Mark: *almost laughs, and keeps putting it in slower motion, rewinding, and making it harder for himself*
Try matching the changes to watch speed. The noise he makes after the 0.25x section is... Hoooooooooooooooo boy.
It sneezes
@@abooalatv1557 Different Husky, Bud.
As if we all wouldn't!?
Yes, thanks, we all saw it...
Mark: *"getting hit in the face is meaaan it hurrts"*
*Baby get aggressively baptised*
Mark:*w h e e z I n g*
How is a baby getting aggressively baptised so funny to Mark???!!!!
@@aimeemarwood4569 y know mark
Right He always giggles At children getting punch in the face Or jokes
Or Something like that kinda video
@@wizarddemon I found i funny...🤣🤣🤣 I watched it 10 times and showed it to my friends. They laught 1 hour straight🤣🤣🤣
When it said “where’s the fucking money shithead?!” I lost it
@@CaLypSO4456 for me it was “it’s down there somewhere, lemme take another lo- *D U N K* “
4 years later and droop snoot still makes me giggle
Same like how is "d r o o p - s n o o t" funny 😭
@@Rainestorm999 The snoot drooped. :(
@@Arkinnian"The snoot-"
"It's not funny"
"-would droop"
REALLLL😂
You can see the exact moment that Huskies vocals went kaput.
What is the original ?
original meme
13:40
Perhaps
Hey im your 300 like
"Hit me, hit me, hit me, hit me! Can't."
"Reach me with that hand. REAch me with that hand. REach me with that ha-
*_y o u c a n n o t ._*
**breath of frustration**
this describes it so well
I’ve been doing this, FOR TWENTY MINUTES
You know that a breath of frustration is called a sigh right?
@@RottenWeeblet yes
@@ATIHpss64HM then why did you say breath of frustration? Lol
Mark: *laughing silently and almost choking*
Mark three seconds later: that was not funny.
Mariam Bluashvili people still come here ?! Lol
And I- Oop how do the black letters and bold them
Btw 90 liker
@@swollboi997 then why are you here?
And I- Oop , hry does the content not make me laugh and markiplier doing this is actually funny ... 😐🤔
Markiplier: *almost has a seizure from trying not to laugh*
"That's not funny"
Bruuhhh, just watching you do that makes me laugh THAT much more
Congratulations, you got spam botted!!!
agreed lol
@@bukenator0788 It happens literally everywhere I go
Mark: "Loud noises are not funny"
Jack: *sad Irish noises*
*slaps whiteboard* Laugh!
@@thestranger954 lol
Am I the only one that finds Jack very annoying at some times, not all the times but sometimes he just gets annoying
@@nathansakulich664 I think it's just you because it annoys you when he's loud in his videos and other people find it funny
Aw poor Seàn (sorry if I did the accent wrong)
“Reach me with that hand reach me with that hand YOU CANNOT” *sigh of giving in and disappointment*
Whats the original video?
Weeti Lindqvist
Have You tried To Reach for his Hand?
Priest: **mercilessly throwing a child in a bucket of water**
Mark:
what the hell!? he laughed at a horrible heartless priest dunking a BABY!? WHAT THE HELL!? I would've beaten the shit out of that priest quicker then shit! ABUSE
@@theminicast6619 sorry to be ‘that guy’ but I can’t tell if you’re joking or serious...
Green E pfp dude has a point, recent news has been that many babies have died from this kind of baptism, one specifically of a heart attack due to water in the baby's lungs
@@theminicast6619 I think he laughed at the sound clip that was used in the video and not at the horrible heartless priest dunking the baby.
@@theminicast6619
r/whoosh
I think the Dollop is the reason why Mark made a Distractible podcast with guys 😂
@DMONTGMmarkiplier680 oh Hay TOTALLYLEGIT MARK!
Could be
Or 3 peens really
The droop snoot was actually one of many innovations on concorde
The snoot would droop
It unfortunately failed but it went out with a bang
@@thicccheese4007 it worked but a fucking DC-10 ended it
@Thicc Cheese The snoot had too much droop
PHOENIXHDGAMING// HQ lotta problems with the dc-10, and caused other planes to crash. Beautiful plane but I’m glad they retired it.
*Falls through ceiling*
“Hey Ron.”
*hey Billy!*
@@theoracleanimations7772 that hurt!
Yes! I was waiting for the reply!
hi billy
Hey billy ow that hurt
Mark: nothing is funny
Also mark: litterally almost laughs at every single video
Exactly
True
Your just saying damn facts
@@Flopz_0 fake
He only says that to convince himself not to laugh. It's not very effective though lmao
We all know that the REAL try not to laugh challenge
Is not laughing to Markiplier’s high pitch giggling.
Mark: watches the dog screaming in 0.25 speed
Me: *Watches Mark watch the dog in 0.25 speed in 0.25 speed*
Isnt that like 0.125
it sounds like a tornado siren
OK. You win this one
No... *SOMEBODY STOP HIM HE IS BREAKING THE LAWS OF PHYSI-*
I did dat
"Don't worry, the needle isn't going to hurt that much, you'll barely feel a thing"
Meanwhile the kid in the doctor's office: 13:40
What’s going on there open the door!!!!!!
hoooOOOAAAAAAAAAAA
whOakajIJAaAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA
OOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I was getting vaccinated when some kid started screaming bloody murder
14:01
What if u slowed down the video to 0.25 the same time Markiplier does?
Result: missile warning siren
It does sound like that
“TAKE COVER!”
Japan ah shit here we go again
It does 😂
14:02
I like to come back and watch these old videos because Markiplier trying not to laugh is a concentrated source of serotonin that I need to be able to survive my nightmare of a life.
mark: there’s nothing funny about droop snoot
also mark: *nearly laughing*
1 day ago 😳🗿
@@dawrekk 14 hours ago 😳🗿
6 days ago 😳🗿
Uhmmm he was trying to picture it now funny so he does not laugh duh..
3 weeks
So no one is talking about the fact that "d r o o p s n o o t" is the real aeronautical term for the nose dropping system?
i gess not
You mean for the snoot drooping system
*t f*
im an aviation geek and this is actually true
@@jennybulacan8270 lol so am I that’s why I commented
Cannot watch this man without thinking about the letter E
Joe Marley ha
*E*
*E*
*_E_*
Where did E come from
I am realizing superhero actors must have a great sense of humor to survive those superpower-less superpower scenes.
*The legendary series has retuned.*
Daniel Sambar yeah it's RETUNED
LIKE PLZ
YAAAAAASSSSSSSSS
Daniel Sambar YESSS!!
Yyyyyyeeeeeeessssssss
Mark: there's nothing funny about droop snoot
Also Mark: *laughs every time droop snoot is played*
correction, he imploded, averytime it was played.
I love the Concorde
Droop snoop
The snoot drooped
Snoop doog?
"one moment..."
"BONELESS CHICKEN"
lol
i lost the challenge at that clip
That one killed me the first dozen times I saw it. What gets me is it's not boneless chicken tenders
It's not boneless chicken breast
It's just *_a boneless chicken_*
Boneless pizza: my son
Ur not funny
I deleted my comment from 5 years ago claiming that I laughed at the first video, only to immediately laugh at the first video once again, leading me to write this comment like the absolute imbecile I am.
Watch it again.
Dw, I did too
Markiplier: *with literal tears streaming down his face* ItS nOt EvEn ThAt FuNnY
It's not
1:35 For many people wondering, the bird's sound is NOT edited, this is the bird's actual voice, it can mimic other sounds accurately
Edit: To be more specific, the birds are called Lyrebird
Lol, its edited
@@axiii2327 It's actually not, the sound is real
@@gullible3842 i just did the research man, that bird does not make a laser sound lol
@@axiii2327 Look there was a video when the bird actually mimic the sound
@@axiii2327 They are called Lyrebird
*THE FLOOPIN SNOOT DROOPED*
ThrawnGames try to get likes
gamernoob YT scuse me?
ThrawnGames *THE DROOPIN SNOOT FLOOPED*
ThrawnGames eeeewww
just, the the look of pure "WTF" all over his face😂😂😂 (5:11)
"Reach me with that hand"
"YoU CaNnOT"
it's the new "you have been stopped" lmfaoo
i skipped 20 seconds into the video and i skip right to the part that says "my loins have been gurded hmmmnnmnmnm" and i was like wtf????!!!
reminds me of when I did karate and the instructors taught locks
The look on that husky's face when he was ready for the last sneeze
He protec
He attac
_but most importantly_
he bring the series bac
TheLenny27 for a second I was like wtf?! When did I comment this
Dude that's fuckin lit
just knowing when and how to use memes correctly gives you likes
Subscribe to the water lettuce society
5:05 Mark was traumatized and confused while watching this video.
"Reach me with that hand: *YOU CAN NOT*
*Loud Exasperated Sigh of Disappointment.*
*SIGH*
@NotOreztnecerp *you're
*sigh*
I was kinda hopin they would bitch-slap them lmao
I looked up "e" and this was the first thing that came up.
Same lol
Funny, I didn't look anything up, but I clicked onto this one from "Shrek but only when they're saying E"
Is there a time stamp
@@connorgrummon3655 I don't think this refers to a specific point in the video, which is what makes it weird. Probably a matter of association with the Markiplier E meme.
I searched up e and got the fake ass news about 5 kids going missing at Chuck e cheese
10:42 - Since we don't know what Carnotauruses sounded like, we can't rule out they didn't sound like this.
And we can't rule out that they did not were that to
We do know what they sound like by the way theyre neck is shaped or something idk lol. R/woooosh myself
@@levismith7098 Did I have a stroke reading this
Levi did not can were that have that were
JoeDan54 lol 😂
a long time ago I made the comparison that my dad and Markiplier sound almost the same when they laugh, a few years ago my dad ended up committing suicide and I don't remember what he sounds like anymore, but I remember his laugh. Thank you
I'm sorry for your loss :(
Oh, I'm so sorry 🙏
I'll keep him in my prayers may he rest in peace 🕊️
"Can you throw me another Capri Sun?"
"Where's the money, Lebowski?"
....
_"Droop snoot?"_
The snoot drooped....
MattsGr8 official Well yes, it drooped. But can it be booped?
Lucas C. The snoot droops.
5:20
Man: The Concorde featured a "droop snoot"
Narrator: Droop snoot?
Man: Yeah, The snoot would droop
Narrator: The snoot drooped
@@rattb0i482 boop
Speech 100
*D R O O P S N O O P*
CC.
*HAHEHAHEHA*
mark giggles once, he giggles forever
I•Ariel•l yes
I•Ariel•l not even commentes for an hour and already has 69 likes.....
He needs to react to the E meme made with his face
One. Like. Away from 666. You're welcome.
Yas soo tru
Mark:*laughing at a baby get aggressivelly baptised and suffocating*
“Do you like your new toy?”
Owrhrhhahaoahoarrahoahr!
“Alright.”
I cried of laughter.
*Basically the whole entire vid is mark almost dying from laughter & telling us it’s not funny* 😂
Ah yes
He’s in denial
I didn't laugh at what he was watching... I laughed at him...
Plane guy: the droop snoot
Mark: *WHEEEZ*
Plane guy: the snoot drooped
Mark: *snort*
Aww man, you make me lose the challenge
Me and my wife still laugh about the droop snoot.
Please someone tell me what it means please
i was gonna like it but you have 169 likes sooooo yea
@@danielbasiri2038 the snoot drooped
I just LOVE the goofy look in the dog's eyes before it goes boom, perfection!
I made that vid lol
*”I Can’t Have These”*
“tHoSe arE ILlegal”
**Swat Barges In**
*Bangbangbang* FBI OPEN UP!
*Explosion earrape*
BennyFouFou yes we watched the video
J the Welsh Warlord Gets me every time😂😂
Like how she runs away too
FBI OPEN UP!
Honestly, I just see try not to laughs as an ample opportunity to just sit back, relax, and just completely ignore the premise as I laugh at everything I find amusing.
Danger Geoff I can tell that you're very wise....0.o
KaStElLy Is KoOl nah, just entertained
13:20
I own that exact type of birb lol, he does that when he has a bath, he moves his head up and down REALLY fast lol
@@yvatruscott6771 why would you create a joke like thid
@@yvatruscott6771 no u
Yva Truscott what the hell, mango is the most chill bird don’t say or joke about anything like that
Yva Truscott, Maybe learn how to spell before pretending to be edgy.
@@rosetheplague what is the original comment he deleted it
To this day I still quote “mightn’t I the gristle” because of this video
mark: "this is a family friendly channel"
also mark: *hysterically laughs at a baby being threatened, forced underwater and cursed at*
mark has never and will never say this is a family friendly channel it has never been that way
@@leduckified1534
He’s literally said it already as a joke…
i know its a joke
i love that he actually laughed at it
“WERES THE FCKING MONEY JOHN”
I LOVE that face the husky made before it blew up!!!!😂😂😂
meme girl happiness noises
I saw this before I watched the video I was screaming
Me too
SAME I BUSTED OUT THERE
I’ve been laughing for half now hour now 😂
do you ever watch these things alone a keep a straight face but when you watch it with someone you cant stop laughing
That happens to me too
Lmao I know that feeling
That’s because you are 30 times more likely to laugh around friends (it’s in Weird But True).
Only every time
5:26 The snoot drooped.
*Mark dies*
That's not funny! 😂 -Markiplier
13:41 Haha funni screami boi
13:52 Mark, what are you doing?
14:02 MARK, STOP.
14:04 *NOOO-*
Wow
And then right after that, a baby getting aggressively baptized
13:41 *yeet*
13:52 Yeet?
14:02 YEET, YEET
14:04 *YEEEETT*
**Ignore the 'times' I was just trying to get Yeet Yeet Attention**
@@Ankit-xe3vx Welp, you got my attention xD
@@A_Pigeon181 :)
Because pilots could not see out during angled landings, engineers developed a “droop snoot” “a droop snoot?” “Yes, the snoot, would droop” “the snoot drooped?”
hue hue hue so funny
Poopity scoop
Thanks for the lyrics
True
@Zipfast 103
I don’t get it...
13:14 don’t worry, this bug will be patched in the next update
-Birb Support
*Please don’t patch this.*
Need to cause I get killed by this glitch all the time
Immediately, i start going insane
can it not please
The "burd & cup" and the baby at the end were the only contenders.
"The snoot drooped"
*Mark covers his nose*
Come on Mark, it's not that droopy.
*"Where's the money Lebowski?!"*
Now I'm imagining Phil Swift dunking a baby in Flex Seal.
*Thank You*
To show you the power of flex tape, I sawed this Lebowski in half!
It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look...
XD
hahahqhhhhhahhahahaahah
*The Snoop Would Droop* sounds like a Dr. Seuss book
Veridian 😂😂😂😂😂
It's snoot
Sounds like Kanye West
Scientists and engineers are very clever
Veridian das da peepo
That insect was channeling it's inner hummingbird.
4:33 - Everyone in the world trying to remember how to shake hands when the quarantine ends.
that omnic mechanic r/wooosh
that omnic mechanic well nobody asked for an essay
Iiijj
@@autumnr.3724 I agree 💯%
i’m still gonna touch feet as a greeting.
Basically this video should be called: Markiplier laughs, you lose
because every time mark starts laughing I instantly burst into laughter.
EXACTLYYYYYYY OMG WHEN HE SMILES OR LAUGHS I START LAUGHING
OMG YES
Silent Knight You are not alone
Silent Knight SAME his face he smirks up and it's kinda cute!!!! xD haha
Silent Knight , YESSS he has the most contagious laugh EVER!! it's so sweet to see his face when he laughs, he looks so HAPPY!
Last time Mark did a try not to laugh challenge he didn't look like he felt so well, glad to see him back to his normal self...
DX Army yeah his face looked off
DX Army true
Glad he didn't disintegrate
The big Lebowski one, is just so damn funny
I told my dad about the “droop snoot” clip and every so often he recites it again.
I love that he’s listening to me and all, but I’ve created a monster.
Mark:*Laughs internally*
Mark:It's not funny
Mark also:watches again
Mark again :Laughs internally but harder
lol
Lolololololol
The problem is that that is probably true
LMAO
True
4:05 Is that the "*happiness noise*" meme?
Yup
*y e s*
Yes: One sneezy boy
Yes Sir!
Finally we found it!
{Happiness noise}
8:08 AYE THE SLOW MO GUYS😂THATS DAN AND GAV LOL I love them
I started crying at 13:10 because I knew that bird personally and now he’s gone. Rest In Peace Cheeto, you will be forever missed.
was he a friend's? im so sorry to hear that :(
this is a little late but i’m sorry for your loss
@@airc0nditi0ner84 "a little " lol
My dog was named Cheeto, now he’s gone too…
@@mistynightlight9951 Why did you call your dog Trump
(joke not to be taken seriously)
The narrator had to question "droop snoot" so many times lmao
I wheezed so hard on that vid
My asthma got activated
“United Sta-“
**Gunshot**
“This Is America.”
(Clip is at 12:47 BTW. 🙂)
Luv the bell 🛎 I wanna is a great 👍🏼 day c
WOOWW.... We don't need to know this!
This is AMERICA KID!!!!!
@Cainan Marsh yea he just did😒
Mark's laugh is everything. It makes my day so much better. I didn't laugh at the videos, I laughed at Mark's genuine laugh.
“Droop snoot”
Mark: NGNHHGN.......WHAEEEEEESE
It's just a plane having their snoot drooped.
If you want to understand dementia then look up “everywhere at the end of time” on yt
It’s interesting, 6 hours long
The stupid avgeek I am: *sitting there with no reaction*
The Concorde needed that nose to go at super sonic speeds
Mark, he usually breaks much earlier...I think he is broken inside now, the dungeon of calendars has killed his inner child.
Buddha Mack yeah I agree
I think you need to watch some jacksfilms and understand that ‘random’ is not equal to ‘funny’
The baby in the end was like 'wtf is going on?'
tsGAMER religious mutilation of children
tsGAMER i did lose there
just human beings deciding a "religion" for other human beings, of course, they have this right bc he's their child but its sucks :/
Racer 19872 One, I don't think you know what mutilation means. Two, why'd you have to ruin this comment and video for people like me?
Baby: hold on.... Let me take another look
the dog screaming in slo mo sounds like when neo turns into silver
Markiplier holding his laugh face was *P R I C E L E S S*
Which time
That’s the j o k e
10:40 the bowling ally’s screen when you get a strike
1:52 is more accurate
@@nikolaman8245 gle,neko iz Srbije😁
Nikola Živković 🤣🤣🤣
I got an ad. I-
Whenever I see an SFM clip with that type of movement, (Camera and models) I immediately know who made it.
an0nymoose
(1 second into the video)
Mark: ( *starts laughing hysterically* )
*NOT FUNNY*
Mark: I'm not laughing
Also Mark: *laughs at every single second going by*
Markipilier: THERE’S NOTHING FUNNY ABOUT DROOP-SNOOT
Man talking about droop-snoot: The snoop drooped
Shaun idk is ur pfp a swastika but G or am i just trippin
the snoot would droop
Is that you Juh-sean
Just wondering, is your channel icon based off of the Nazi Swastika?
@@Alternate-Anthems finally someone else thought so lol
“We got BAGELS”
*Demonic noise*
Robert EO Speedwagon WOO
that moment when you find your waifu in the comment section of one of marks videos
Hello dear SpeedWaifu how was your day
- The_RandomJoJoFan -
It was quite good, thank you for asking!
There is much less comments expected for on of marks vids.
When Marks laughter is funnier than the actual videos
It's like that every single time I swear. He's too funny, especially when he's not trying to be funny.
I love the baby getting crowned big lebowski style *the audio is from the big lebowski*
*drowned* I suck at spelling I have fat ass fingers
1:27
Me: Goes out with female friend
Mom:
Oh I see you're an Xbox player who has girl friends
You're a god
@@FrankTheRandomCommenter yeah he is,not like you.
@@janmiakowski8657 I'm not bad or anything tho
@@FrankTheRandomCommenter i did not say that you are bad,"THO"!
@@janmiakowski8657 ok
"This is actually impressive... For Mark anyway."
Subtitles throwing shade XD
LOL
Subtitle going great
Actually turn on subtitles for the entire thing it will make it ten times funnier and it will make it hard for you to stop laughing
The “where’s the money lawboski” had me laughing for like a minute straight
Same
same
I laughed so hard
me too
It’s called LEbowski, but aside from that, I totally agree
I can't believe I just heard Nightwish in a Markiplier video.
It’s taken me 2 years to realise that there are ‘E’s all over his walls
Those are the sound blockers
@@ConnorSimonis Wow really? I couldn’t have ever guessed!
@@ConnorSimonis that went right over your head
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Oh God oh fuck
Every episode of the series is doomed to end with him laughing so much, he'll be able to simulate a *dying* man
Adamuntius EXACTLY
The snoop droop-
The snoot droop?
Ye-the uh, snoot would droop
The snoop drooped
DO NOT BOOP SNOOT
I believe the scientific term is the SNOOT droop
*epicly pushes up glasses*
The concord feature to droop snoot-
Droop snoot?
The snoot would droop.
The snoot drooped?
Still don’t get it :/
snoot went droop*
Yoo it's 2025 y'all that marks 8 years of me watching Markiplier
Mark- “loud noises and explosions, not funny”
Jack(seàn)- wtf bro
3. Secs later
Sean be like
That was hilarious 😂 omg I cant stop laughing 😂 lol
What sorry I don't watch jacksepticeye that much
I instantly thought something similar! XD
moral of the story:
WE GOT
B A G E L S
*WOOOOO!*
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
69 likes it is
wooOOOO!
what about the ones that end with them getting donuts?
We've got 'em boys
“that was not funny” Says Mark as he proceeds to giggle under his breath
These are, honest to the gods, the best videos to watch when in a bad mood