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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  4 місяці тому +311

    Which state fails the best?

    • @DuhKodaa
      @DuhKodaa 4 місяці тому

      shut up

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 4 місяці тому +108

      All 54...

    • @Ishicoatl
      @Ishicoatl 4 місяці тому +30

      yes

    • @767_Aviation
      @767_Aviation 4 місяці тому +27

      For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 4 місяці тому +9

      @@767_Aviation alaska airlines.
      It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

  • @paradoxical33
    @paradoxical33 4 місяці тому +1380

    ***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm 4 місяці тому +14

      the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran UA-cam

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 4 місяці тому +3

      Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

    • @CelestialStar-Animations
      @CelestialStar-Animations 4 місяці тому +2

      @@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

    • @hekakain4108
      @hekakain4108 4 місяці тому +6

      **No one had arms**

    • @CotneAbramishvili72
      @CotneAbramishvili72 4 місяці тому

      2:55 I can't stop laughing

  • @Stormy1962
    @Stormy1962 4 місяці тому +116

    EVERY time I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....BOY do I feel so much better...

    • @tasierico364
      @tasierico364 4 місяці тому +3

      Every time I watch these videos, I realize how much my clumsy ass belongs on them.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 3 місяці тому +3

      With you all the way on this one!

  • @CoyoteFeral
    @CoyoteFeral 2 місяці тому +52

    I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.

    • @mm2downy
      @mm2downy 2 місяці тому

      Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝

    • @skylark.kraken
      @skylark.kraken 5 днів тому

      Although they’re blissfully unaware of if they caused the situation

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 4 місяці тому +182

    "Say Colorado!"
    "I'm a giraffe!"
    😂😂😂

    • @onearmedtrex5344
      @onearmedtrex5344 4 місяці тому +10

      zooooooI'MAGIRAFFE!!!oooooom

    • @StillYHWHs
      @StillYHWHs 3 місяці тому

      Spoiled Karen got taught a lesson. Giraffe style!☝️😊👌

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Місяць тому +3

      Giraffe guy was awesome!

    • @JulesDragon29
      @JulesDragon29 Місяць тому +3

      "I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!! EARL!!"

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 19 днів тому +1

      Iconic frickin vine XD
      So glad it was included

  • @nathanjones6638
    @nathanjones6638 4 місяці тому +481

    The guy coming up right underneath an oncoming boat was some serious stress. He narrowly dodged the prop.

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 4 місяці тому +21

      I went to school with a kid who fell out the back of his dad's boat and a good chunk of his thigh got eaten by the propeller

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 4 місяці тому +43

      As a diver, he should have had a 'diver down' flag to keep boaters 100' away

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 4 місяці тому +19

      @@nonyabusiness2703 fair point. Doesn't change the fact that seeing the prop so close to him was distressing.

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 4 місяці тому +27

      @@nathanjones6638 I've had boats drive right up to flag to see what it was. Lol. Yup, stressful as can be

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 4 місяці тому +15

      @@nonyabusiness2703 sorry if it gets weird, but I hope every dive you enjoy goes well, and you get home safe.

  • @arnaskarpovas2058
    @arnaskarpovas2058 21 день тому +6

    Everytime I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....MAN, I DO feel so much better... LOL 😁🤣

  • @TheIronwil
    @TheIronwil 4 місяці тому +238

    “Sir, no paws on the truck please” => Best video.

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 4 місяці тому +14

      So polite.

    • @accidentalgenius364
      @accidentalgenius364 4 місяці тому +14

      The way his ears go up

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 4 місяці тому +2

      AGREE!! That was PEAK cuteness!

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 4 місяці тому +13

      *Almost* always, a black bear will flee when confronted. Exceptions are when they think they can't flee, or if they're a mother that thinks their cubs are being threatened. So cute, so friend shaped, but remember: not friend.

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 4 місяці тому

      @@KanuckStreams if humans would just leave nature the hell alone, the whole issue would never arise. People should be penned inside cities so nature has at least SOME chance to thrive.

  • @Rigel_Chiokis
    @Rigel_Chiokis 4 місяці тому +310

    There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

    • @felicitybywater8012
      @felicitybywater8012 4 місяці тому +11

      Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.

    • @unamusedarchitect1646
      @unamusedarchitect1646 4 місяці тому +5

      Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?

    • @Rigel_Chiokis
      @Rigel_Chiokis 4 місяці тому +6

      @@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 4 місяці тому +5

      Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.

    • @indioloco6600
      @indioloco6600 4 місяці тому +5

      Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.

  • @YamiKisara
    @YamiKisara Місяць тому +7

    Oh man, the kid causing his mum to fall down while carrying paint is a true menace!

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 День тому +1

      I bet he caught hell! If I was her, it would take me an awfully long time to forgive him.

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 4 місяці тому +215

    I'm sure "Americans slipping on porches" could be its own genre.

    • @k1ll4nj0y
      @k1ll4nj0y 4 місяці тому +2

      and who stumble

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  4 місяці тому +20

      Enjoy!
      Hilarious Porch Slips and CCTV Fails 💀 | FailArmy May Rewind
      ua-cam.com/video/NYMR6NmHmXY/v-deo.html

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 4 місяці тому +17

      Oh damn, it IS it's own genre!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому +2

      Genre? Is this art to you?

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 4 місяці тому +12

      Absolutely. Variations on a theme of the folly of humankind.

  • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
    @dogs-and-destruction-channel 4 місяці тому +226

    In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders.
    In the USA, we have these guys.

    • @lisapan9387
      @lisapan9387 4 місяці тому +7

      😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

    • @Coyotes254
      @Coyotes254 4 місяці тому +13

      As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.

    • @robt2151
      @robt2151 4 місяці тому +12

      And every one has the right to vote!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому

      @@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 4 місяці тому +13

      @@robt2151
      Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish 2 місяці тому +6

    "What is that? Is that bigfoot" 😂😂😂😂 that clip had me rolling

  • @juliehubbard9752
    @juliehubbard9752 4 місяці тому +131

    The mom who fell on the couch with the white paint…….I bet that kid is still running!

    • @gordondafoe3516
      @gordondafoe3516 3 місяці тому +6

      That's a tough one to reconcile. The best approach would be to hug mum, and cry you're sorry. Instant forgiveness.

    • @juliehubbard9752
      @juliehubbard9752 3 місяці тому +8

      @@gordondafoe3516
      If that were my mom….I’d still be running too!! 😆

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 3 місяці тому +7

      The paint going in her EYES - that kid is gonna be disowned!

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 2 місяці тому +6

      Kid knew he fucked up too cuz he took off squealing

    • @Modulo71
      @Modulo71 2 місяці тому

      Nan, you can see she lol 😄

  • @jessq7051
    @jessq7051 4 місяці тому +174

    That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

    • @JoshyJosh
      @JoshyJosh 4 місяці тому +39

      I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 4 місяці тому +15

      I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 місяці тому +3

      haha

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 4 місяці тому +2

      Yes😅

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 4 місяці тому +6

      Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅

  • @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork
    @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork 2 місяці тому +2

    1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 місяці тому +147

    "No one was harmed."
    Me: Everyone was harmed. Got it.

    • @AussiePom
      @AussiePom 4 місяці тому

      They do it so they don't lose money payment which shows what's really important. People get seriously harmed who cares as long as we get paid for them being harmed

    • @crystalewers1149
      @crystalewers1149 4 місяці тому +3

      There is a certain set of survival skills required for all 51 states. Some are common, some unique, but understand you are going to have to switch on the fly if you travel America.

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 4 місяці тому +2

      @@crystalewers1149 50 states

  • @JewelryNurse
    @JewelryNurse 4 місяці тому +254

    hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid

    • @jonahingram3496
      @jonahingram3496 4 місяці тому +12

      “The fire adds flavor” says gollum

    • @Brauiz90
      @Brauiz90 4 місяці тому +2

      Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 місяці тому

      Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 місяці тому

      11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 4 місяці тому

      9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮

  • @alexissummers89
    @alexissummers89 Місяць тому +8

    That cop was just a lil too into that song 😂 👮🏼‍♂️ 💃🏼

  • @LOL-IdiotsAtWork
    @LOL-IdiotsAtWork 4 місяці тому +15

    Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 4 місяці тому +85

    If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 4 місяці тому +2

      Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

    • @LunaDelTuna
      @LunaDelTuna 4 місяці тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому +1

      Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.

    • @evanstewartryker3505
      @evanstewartryker3505 4 місяці тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD

  • @GrMsLvGR
    @GrMsLvGR 2 місяці тому +15

    Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"

    • @marilynhoste3961
      @marilynhoste3961 27 днів тому

      I don't believe that, an 18 wheeler hits a vehicle ? Someone went to the hospital!!!!!

    • @taykeir1682
      @taykeir1682 5 днів тому

      @@marilynhoste3961 lucky not to the morgue

  • @everymoviehero9248
    @everymoviehero9248 4 місяці тому +70

    At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"

  • @joshjosh1386
    @joshjosh1386 4 місяці тому +18

    America is a big country. Everything is on a whole different scale.

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 4 місяці тому +4

      Na man, they are on a different planet

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 місяці тому

      There are other bigger countries with much less stupidity

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 4 місяці тому

      @@rachellee2515 We can easily search the net and find 50 clips from smartphones from each country across the world and create compilations of fails.
      I just think that we as Americans have been exposed to America's Funniest Home Videos for so long that we don't have a sense of shame about showing the times we fall flat on our face.

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 Місяць тому +1

      United States. America has a LOT more countries in it.

    • @roberthowkins3097
      @roberthowkins3097 Місяць тому

      Yup they have waaaay bigger idiots xxx

  • @JeramyWuchner
    @JeramyWuchner 3 місяці тому +1

    The editing skills in this funny compilation are off the charts. Props to the creators!

  • @ckdd8891
    @ckdd8891 4 місяці тому +94

    I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.

    • @leonardodalongisland
      @leonardodalongisland 4 місяці тому

      HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 4 місяці тому +1

      You’re one of those huh? 😂

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 3 місяці тому +9

      And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.

    • @dr.albantross1686
      @dr.albantross1686 3 місяці тому +7

      @@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.

  • @Chara_Murdererr
    @Chara_Murdererr 4 місяці тому +89

    3:47 come on, father. You can’t blame it on her. Don’t give her with that look.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 4 місяці тому +17

      You're right. I'm sure he put it right there.

    • @Sakrosankt-Bierstube
      @Sakrosankt-Bierstube 4 місяці тому +19

      Ngl, i was pissed for a second when i saw his look...

    • @vakama9053
      @vakama9053 4 місяці тому +14

      @@billolsen4360 Exactly! I really, really doubt that setup was the daughter's idea

    • @annshelton3503
      @annshelton3503 4 місяці тому +9

      sooo much hateful disgust.... Sheesh!

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 4 місяці тому +1

      Very LDE on the part of dad, there. Facepalm at yourself for being stupid enough to set it up that way.

  • @bforster2237
    @bforster2237 3 місяці тому +9

    Maryland
    Lady: Hey that way sir!
    Sir: Absolutely not😂

  • @rodnyg7952
    @rodnyg7952 4 місяці тому +27

    like how they occasionally write "no one was harmed", but actually have no idea

  • @crackdog3523
    @crackdog3523 4 місяці тому +159

    Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

    • @StormyJBlake
      @StormyJBlake 4 місяці тому +2

      The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

    • @killingtimeitself
      @killingtimeitself 4 місяці тому

      technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.

    • @aerynventress7702
      @aerynventress7702 4 місяці тому +1

      Such a Florida thing to do, too.

    • @Big_B_007
      @Big_B_007 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.

    • @Dratchev241
      @Dratchev241 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.

  • @asmaatv1842
    @asmaatv1842 Місяць тому +2

    These instant regret fails are the best thing I've seen all week

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 4 місяці тому +412

    "I'm not gonna pay your $100 towing fee, I'm gonna total my truck! That'l teach you!"

    • @castirondude
      @castirondude 4 місяці тому +35

      That one has been around for a while - it was a repo, the guy didn't make payments on the truck so they were going to take it from him permanently

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 4 місяці тому +1

      Americans are like that. They are the embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face; they'll eat a shit sandwich if it means you have to smell their breath.

    • @therandomchannel-_-
      @therandomchannel-_- 4 місяці тому +29

      now he has a totaled car and a lawsuit from the towing company prob 😂🤦‍♂

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 місяці тому +1

      yes

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry 4 місяці тому +13

      ​@@therandomchannel-_- It is illegal in pretty much any state to try and repo a vehicle with the owner/former owner inside of it. That includes if the person jumps into the car as you are trying to drive away with it. The reason is obvious as you saw what was taking taking place in the video. If the owner shows up and gets in the car, try your luck another time tow truck guy. If you repo a car with anybody inside of it and they haven't agreed to you towing them, you have now taken somebody hostage which as we all know is illegal.

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike 4 місяці тому +317

    Most of these folks vote as well...

    • @dogedave3188
      @dogedave3188 4 місяці тому +32

      That explains where we are now, thanks.

    • @mariaharrison7228
      @mariaharrison7228 4 місяці тому +7

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they sure do!!

    • @starmartin6096
      @starmartin6096 4 місяці тому +3

      🤣 💯🇺🇸🙏

    • @ss33988
      @ss33988 4 місяці тому +1

      And 100% breed and have dumb offspring. What's your point?

    • @Outdoorshuntingshooting
      @Outdoorshuntingshooting 4 місяці тому +36

      How do you think Biden got in?

  • @92Blackjeep
    @92Blackjeep 4 місяці тому +15

    Nice to see that as a species we are all idiots, no matter where we come from. Thanks FailArmy for bringing us the unity we so desperately need in this country right now!

    • @ma3stro681
      @ma3stro681 Місяць тому +3

      You mean where you all come from in America, right … 😂

    • @patstokes7040
      @patstokes7040 Місяць тому

      And 95% are over weight, why over weight.

  • @dariusweisz7440
    @dariusweisz7440 4 місяці тому +78

    6:35 I bet it was the last shot fired from this nerf gun xD

    • @treborschafer3945
      @treborschafer3945 3 місяці тому +9

      I imagine his proctologist still cannot retrieve every last piece of it.

    • @GetzGoth
      @GetzGoth 3 місяці тому +12

      He’s probably still running today.

    • @RobertOgilvie-w4y
      @RobertOgilvie-w4y 2 місяці тому +4

      Was my favourite dude..still llf.. peace and respect from Glasgow Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Psychx_
      @Psychx_ 2 місяці тому +5

      The scream though. Like an animal.

    • @haazsstarship7530
      @haazsstarship7530 2 місяці тому +4

      little dude may be buried in the back yard by now.

  • @fatkart7641
    @fatkart7641 4 місяці тому +39

    That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!

  • @tyborg1
    @tyborg1 25 днів тому +1

    The ducks coming out, and the ducks going back in after less than a minute, made my evening, thank you gentlemen, and or ladies

  • @Raiders_Prodz-18
    @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 місяці тому +66

    “There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 місяці тому +2

      haha

    • @christianruffin1342
      @christianruffin1342 4 місяці тому +1

      Damn I was too late

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 місяці тому +1

      @@christianruffin1342 haha

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 4 місяці тому +1

      I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 4 місяці тому

      @@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂

  • @PokeWalker-rc8hg
    @PokeWalker-rc8hg 4 місяці тому +68

    As an American I can confirm we do this everyday

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 4 місяці тому +6

      PokeW - speak for yourself!!! I have it down to once a month now!!!

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 4 місяці тому +3

      We know, you do not have to keep reminding the world

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 місяці тому +3

      Lots of honesty here!

    • @bobrussell3602
      @bobrussell3602 2 місяці тому +1

      I'm British. We all make silly mistakes/errors of judgement. Don't be so hard on yourselves !

  • @vividvault9285
    @vividvault9285 2 місяці тому +6

    Guy dies in video, write on screen *no one was harmed* 'it's ok guys, I wrote that no one was harmed'

  • @Sithhy
    @Sithhy 4 місяці тому +161

    In words of Jeremy Clarkson: "they're the funniest creatures on earth, aren't they"

    • @samteks125
      @samteks125 4 місяці тому +5

      _i n t h e w o r l d_

    • @Phoenix-kn8uk
      @Phoenix-kn8uk 3 місяці тому

      We humans have absolutely zero self-preservation instinct.

    • @wareskevin
      @wareskevin 5 днів тому

      Bwahahahaha +1

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 4 місяці тому +255

    0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 29 днів тому +1

    1:27 - The way I ducked as if I was dodging a jab 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aaroncampos3798
    @aaroncampos3798 4 місяці тому +34

    5:49 definitely Boeing Approved ✅

    • @jimbarnard12345
      @jimbarnard12345 4 місяці тому +6

      Boeing sent out a press release talking about how they are providing at no additional charge great views of the night sky. Here we saw the constellation Taurus including a excellent view of the Pleiades star cluster. This is one of two options they are providing on all of their 737(MAX) model airplanes, the second option is for those who love the water more. Boeing released video footage of passengers so excited that some even fainted or peed on themselves as the Delta airlines flight skimmed the surface of the water before pushing her nose into the sea to allow seperation of the cockpit portion of the plane. This well planned dive allowed for passengers to see underneath the water while still remaining safely buckled in their seats.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 місяці тому +4

      Just FYI that happened in Oregon, but it was Alaska airlines.

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 4 дні тому

      @@jimbarnard12345 howdy - I'm from australia and I missed this on any news - I desperately need more context - what actually happened here please and also as to what you're referring to as some sort of a water crash? was it this plane or a different one? jokes or legit? Thanks in advance =D

  • @Biffo1262
    @Biffo1262 4 місяці тому +39

    1:25 No dive safety boat and no diver flag makes him a Darwin Award candidate.

    • @BP-iz2lt
      @BP-iz2lt 3 місяці тому +2

      AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • @RedneckSpaceman
    @RedneckSpaceman 24 дні тому +1

    We Yanks🇺🇲 are Good People!!🇺🇲🇺🇲

  • @timdoyon1964
    @timdoyon1964 4 місяці тому +76

    That one where the lady slaps her fella’s “ass” gets me every time!

    • @NootalieWalf
      @NootalieWalf 4 місяці тому

      Bro same

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 4 місяці тому +1

      It's Epic 😂

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 4 місяці тому +1

      Where was that?
      I couldn't be bothered to watch very far in tbh

    • @mmcbey1401
      @mmcbey1401 4 місяці тому +1

      @@ellie698 13:12

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 4 місяці тому

      @@mmcbey1401
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 4 місяці тому +36

    What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

  • @rydermitleff-eq5vs
    @rydermitleff-eq5vs Місяць тому +5

    0:39 Bigfoot is real

  • @HL65536
    @HL65536 4 місяці тому +46

    Seemingly not only are American houses made from cardboard, but plenty of other things, too. Guardrails, traffic lights, ...

    • @sicfrynut
      @sicfrynut 4 місяці тому +4

      the running gag in america is how everything cheap is made in china, but i've seen a lot of cheap things made in this country.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 4 місяці тому +3

      Obviously it's the highest bidder building everything. That's how we roll...

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 4 місяці тому +3

      @@sicfrynut Like your cars.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 4 місяці тому +1

      ​@@BarryWallace-se8lz Many of the cars are pretty good. The houses? Definitely not anything built after the 1950s.

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 4 місяці тому

      @@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 American cars are NOT good, not in anyway shape or form. In fact country wise America is in the top 3 worse countries who make cars. There cars truly utterly terrible. Japan is the best car making country in the world then Germany, American cars are junk heaps.

  • @Us_Paws
    @Us_Paws 4 місяці тому +106

    24:24 “Hey get away sir”
    ‘Absolutely not’ 😭😭😭

    • @zacharygreen6267
      @zacharygreen6267 4 місяці тому +10

      Had me ROLLING

    • @HaraldSon94
      @HaraldSon94 4 місяці тому +14

      @@zacharygreen6267 and had me stop and head for the comments

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 3 місяці тому +1

      @@splatterfrog4606 duh

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 4 дні тому

      'Mericans won't be told what to do by ANYBODY not even by other 'mericans XD

  • @ElisaEstrada-l8f
    @ElisaEstrada-l8f Місяць тому +4

    My face hurts from laughing so hard at this compilation! Best one yet!

  • @tsgrandma9837
    @tsgrandma9837 4 місяці тому +15

    44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!

  • @越後鐡
    @越後鐡 19 днів тому

    Many Japanese people are shy, so you can't watch a lot of videos like this. For me, videos like this are precious and interesting.

  • @rickyscott9351
    @rickyscott9351 4 місяці тому +40

    "Well, that was awesome"
    Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.

    • @nullshock3381
      @nullshock3381 Місяць тому +2

      I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.

    • @rickyscott9351
      @rickyscott9351 Місяць тому

      @@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 4 місяці тому +16

    My dad was 54 years a golfer . The first thing he taught me when watching golf was to stand behind the person adressing the ball and far enough back so the club didn't hit you

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому +2

      You could not figure that out yourself?

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 4 місяці тому

      How was this comment edited yet the strange sequence of words "54 years a golfer . " remain intact?

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 4 місяці тому +1

      @@MichaelDespairsthat’s absolutely grammatically acceptable.

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 4 місяці тому

      @@jbc6980so is "Fcutdlady is pretentious, but jbc6980 is more pretentious than she."

    • @BlackslooklikeHarambe
      @BlackslooklikeHarambe 4 місяці тому

      Golf is beyond boring.

  • @benjaminbuchanan7151
    @benjaminbuchanan7151 3 місяці тому +3

    6:39
    Goodbye couch
    Goodbye rug
    Goodbye clothes
    and…
    Goodbye kid

  • @jimmy_kirk
    @jimmy_kirk 4 місяці тому +23

    (1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!

    • @psmirage8584
      @psmirage8584 4 місяці тому

      And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.

  • @MrFright2010
    @MrFright2010 4 місяці тому +8

    A lot of these remind of the wise words of a friend: "This country is in so much trouble..."

  • @pauperslament3467
    @pauperslament3467 3 місяці тому +26

    The Bleeping noise to censor profanity has to be the most annoying sound ever conceived for commercial use.

    • @GHMYahooka
      @GHMYahooka 2 місяці тому +1

      kinda miss the metalocalypse guitar riff they used for it on aw back in the day

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Місяць тому

      One You Tuber, Vincey, started using recordings of his cat meowing for a censor beep. It's cute!

  • @Mr.Pinger
    @Mr.Pinger 4 місяці тому +18

    1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step

    • @barbarajoyce6424
      @barbarajoyce6424 4 місяці тому +1

      maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future

  • @amsterdam_budtender
    @amsterdam_budtender 4 місяці тому +31

    This is my guilty pleasure as a European, just seeing these utterly shameless clips. Thank you Murrica 🎉❤

    • @marilynwillett804
      @marilynwillett804 4 місяці тому +4

      It's AMERICA. and I lived in Europe, don't brag.

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 4 місяці тому +6

      @@marilynwillett804 Bragging about?.....

    • @squimp9796
      @squimp9796 4 місяці тому +5

      dont listen to this other American hes fighting himself

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 4 місяці тому +3

      @@squimp9796 😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @Aeyis537
      @Aeyis537 4 місяці тому

      ​​No way... It's America???! 😮
      I don't believe you @@marilynwillett804

  • @RobertOgilvie-w4y
    @RobertOgilvie-w4y 2 місяці тому +4

    I SWEAR U AMERICANS ARE AMAZING..LOVE FROM SCOTLAND 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 4 місяці тому +24

    This video has a lot of funny moments, but there are also clips that are reminders that we should stay safe, a lot of people fall down pretty hard. 😂

    • @pamelaspooner7183
      @pamelaspooner7183 4 місяці тому

      A lot of spinal cord and brain injuries. Men (almost always) don’t seem to comprehend the fragility of their bodies.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 4 місяці тому +2

      But but but **NO ONE WAS HARMED **

  • @teslainvestah5003
    @teslainvestah5003 4 місяці тому +15

    27:37 if you spill food while it is cooking, stop your dog from eating it. Dogs don't wait for very hot food to cool down, they just eat it, while screaming in pain the whole time.

  • @barbaracasiere2582
    @barbaracasiere2582 4 місяці тому +1

    The local emergency rooms must love these idiots 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Yousef-u6p
    @Yousef-u6p 4 місяці тому +20

    39:51 ''Definietely no one was harmed'' lmao

  • @zacharygreen6267
    @zacharygreen6267 4 місяці тому +13

    24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling

  • @velzekt
    @velzekt 2 місяці тому +3

    Americans: Failing since 1776

  • @Adam_Walsh
    @Adam_Walsh 4 місяці тому +17

    At 0:42 looks like Boogie2988 is living in the wilderness

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 4 місяці тому

      wow

    • @BarlsJr
      @BarlsJr 4 місяці тому +1

      I thought he had already hit rock bottom, but it would appear I was mistaken.

  • @richardletaw4068
    @richardletaw4068 4 місяці тому +5

    A collection of more idiocy than I have seen in one place in a very long time! Thanks, guys!

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 4 місяці тому

      Its mostly concentrated in the USA

    • @richardletaw4068
      @richardletaw4068 4 місяці тому +1

      @@katerinagiannioudi401 Well, bless your little heart. You did notice the TITLE of the piece, yeh?
      I’m sure there’s plenty of Indian, Chinese, African, and Yurpeen idiocy to go around.

  • @collectioneur
    @collectioneur 3 місяці тому +4

    They should start teaching physics at school again...

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Місяць тому +1

      My dad says everyone should be required to learn physics before learning how to drive. When he was teaching me how to drive, rule one was "Always assume the other driver is about to do something stupid"

  • @smsmanufacturer3453
    @smsmanufacturer3453 4 місяці тому +7

    The engagement with the audience makes it feel like a community.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 4 місяці тому

      Well of course, who do you think is holding the beer? And the camera?

  • @ianmcdougall4930
    @ianmcdougall4930 4 місяці тому +8

    It's subtle, but the failure at 4:10 when the towel roll falls in might be my favorite yet.

  • @dylonrasco
    @dylonrasco 2 місяці тому +2

    1:27 Boat: Hi how are ya! 😂 😂
    2:26 Whale: Have fun swimming! 😂 😂
    2:44 Bull: Musical chairs! I'll join 😂
    5:02 Cow: Get Off Human! 😂 😂

  • @petuniasevan
    @petuniasevan 4 місяці тому +12

    This is the Money Channel for retailers, hospitals, and insurance companies.

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 4 місяці тому

      YT pays this bull crapper a lot too I bet.

  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 4 місяці тому +9

    34:37 perfectly encapsulates mustangs 😂

  • @swissuz
    @swissuz Місяць тому

    The best part about this compilation is that the majority of these people actually laughed along with everyone else.

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 Місяць тому

      I don't think the guy being buried by an avalanche was laughing. 06:00
      I strongly suspect he didn't survive.

  • @nugetocka8054
    @nugetocka8054 4 місяці тому +33

    Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 4 місяці тому +16

    also 9:49 is just hilarious

    • @chrisbowers4287
      @chrisbowers4287 3 місяці тому +1

      I ski, and it totally sums up a part of the community ngl 😂😂 Hilarious bunch of skiiers and boarders

  • @darktina93
    @darktina93 Місяць тому +2

    The moose just wanted a happy meal.

  • @Jerrymouse79
    @Jerrymouse79 4 місяці тому +13

    57:21 she went full T-Rex 😂😂😂

  • @Just-Fauna
    @Just-Fauna 4 місяці тому +22

    00:40 really captured the essence of the Squatch.

  • @SecondLifeAround
    @SecondLifeAround 2 місяці тому +2

    06:05 **NO ONE WAS HARMED, EXCEPT THE DRIVER ** LOL!

  • @STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si
    @STAWTEREHWYREVE-dx7si 4 місяці тому +6

    AWWW... AWWW... AWWW...
    OH, NO ... BLEEP... BLEEP...
    The most American reaction ever!!!

    • @getin3949
      @getin3949 4 місяці тому

      Apparently you never watch the dash cam videos from India, Pakistan, etc...Has nothing to do with being a certain nationality, every country has it's morons.

  • @RajRaushanRajput
    @RajRaushanRajput 4 місяці тому +6

    Love from INDIA 🇮🇳❤

  • @DuckID99
    @DuckID99 Місяць тому

    I can't believe how funny these instant regret fails are - instant classics!

  • @Jay_kaying
    @Jay_kaying 4 місяці тому +6

    6:35 omg, that kid is grounded for life! 🤣

  • @JohnDoeXYZ
    @JohnDoeXYZ 4 місяці тому +18

    There is no more American thing than towing a mobile home with a U-Haul. That's the pinnacle.

    • @rogerb5615
      @rogerb5615 4 місяці тому

      Yep, just so long as it's in Arkansas.

    • @59snitt
      @59snitt 4 місяці тому

      @@rogerb5615nope that is pure redneck😂

    • @PhilOsGarage
      @PhilOsGarage 4 місяці тому +1

      ⁠@@rogerb5615I akansas it, I akant believe it.

  • @gracegoveia6917
    @gracegoveia6917 Місяць тому +1

    The cop diva-ing out to shake it off😭

  • @teddybotana4023
    @teddybotana4023 4 місяці тому +14

    OMG I CAN'T TAKE THE CONSTANT BEEPING!!!!!

  • @DUSTYMESA
    @DUSTYMESA 4 місяці тому +51

    As a Canadian, my southern neighbors can you start bringing your warmer air up here its raining too much

    • @unkulwilly
      @unkulwilly 4 місяці тому +17

      as a southern Texan i plead with our northern neighbors to trun all fans due south and push some cooler air this way!

    • @DUSTYMESA
      @DUSTYMESA 4 місяці тому +6

      @@unkulwilly I would if I could brother😭

    • @historyZZ
      @historyZZ 4 місяці тому +1

      Dont let them bring anything, next thing you know the rain is going to make us " regarded"

    • @DUSTYMESA
      @DUSTYMESA 4 місяці тому +1

      @@historyZZ 💀😭

    • @kudzu_
      @kudzu_ 4 місяці тому +6

      I'll gladly trade you heat for rain. My grass looks and sounds like shredded wheat and the devil has me on preheat 🥵

  • @CMETotalIdiotAtWork
    @CMETotalIdiotAtWork 2 місяці тому

    You guys are a gift to the internet!

  • @jonnym4670
    @jonnym4670 4 місяці тому +21

    5:11 someone towing a mobile home with a U-Haul is the most Bama thing I have seen

    • @havingagr8time
      @havingagr8time 4 місяці тому

      And uhal is the most 'Bama spelling as well.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 4 місяці тому +1

      @@havingagr8time That's funny because I am from California.

  • @AnadhuKumar-xr5ys
    @AnadhuKumar-xr5ys 4 місяці тому +7

    I ask for your prayers and healing vibes as I continue to face health challenges. Thank you for your support.

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 29 днів тому +1

    17:53 - "Sometimes you gotta pop out and show em" - Fish, 2024

  • @SevenTailedWolf72
    @SevenTailedWolf72 4 місяці тому +11

    When he flung over that birthday cake, that was priceless. Everybody went dead quiet in shock. 😂

  • @dr.robertbennett3452
    @dr.robertbennett3452 4 місяці тому +17

    2:36 like something straight from Looney Tunes!!!

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 2 місяці тому +2

    19:10 the way he just sat there and accepted his chairless state just killed me
    my humor is a little broken

  • @TapanThakur1964
    @TapanThakur1964 4 місяці тому +9

    I see, America is quite a fun place to live at😮

    • @fantasyflows
      @fantasyflows 4 місяці тому +3

      It's no more exciting than any other place, lol

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 4 місяці тому +2

      @@fantasyflows Exactly. One could easily compile footage of fails in other countries into 50 clips per country bits.

    • @jennybrooks9027
      @jennybrooks9027 4 місяці тому

      Your participle’s dangling…te-hee

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 3 місяці тому

      @@aaronorr5586 More like 1-2 clips per country lmao. The US is HUGE compared to pretty much any other country. Like the US is comparable to all of Europe, which is just nuts and makes clips like these seem out of proportion. There's just so many people here that from statistics alone there's bound to be more idiots too