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  • @failarmy
    @failarmy  7 місяців тому +354

    Which state fails the best?

    • @DuhKodaa
      @DuhKodaa 7 місяців тому

      shut up

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 7 місяців тому +116

      All 54...

    • @Ishicoatl
      @Ishicoatl 7 місяців тому +32

      yes

    • @767_Aviation
      @767_Aviation 7 місяців тому +29

      For Alaska, that flight did not happen in Alaska. It was in Oregon.

    • @Mr.Myrdok
      @Mr.Myrdok 7 місяців тому +10

      @@767_Aviation alaska airlines.
      It didnt get far off the ground before the door blew out.

  • @TheIronwil
    @TheIronwil 6 місяців тому +292

    “Sir, no paws on the truck please” => Best video.

    • @tabaxikhajit4541
      @tabaxikhajit4541 6 місяців тому +18

      So polite.

    • @accidentalgenius364
      @accidentalgenius364 6 місяців тому +19

      The way his ears go up

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 6 місяців тому +2

      AGREE!! That was PEAK cuteness!

    • @KanuckStreams
      @KanuckStreams 6 місяців тому +15

      *Almost* always, a black bear will flee when confronted. Exceptions are when they think they can't flee, or if they're a mother that thinks their cubs are being threatened. So cute, so friend shaped, but remember: not friend.

    • @InservioLetum
      @InservioLetum 6 місяців тому

      @@KanuckStreams if humans would just leave nature the hell alone, the whole issue would never arise. People should be penned inside cities so nature has at least SOME chance to thrive.

  • @kt420ish
    @kt420ish 4 місяці тому +30

    "What is that? Is that bigfoot" 😂😂😂😂 that clip had me rolling

    • @CharlesMarino-x9e
      @CharlesMarino-x9e 2 місяці тому +3

      His pronouns are fee, fie, foe, and fum. 😂

  • @paradoxical33
    @paradoxical33 7 місяців тому +1535

    ***EVERYONE WAS HARMED***

    • @xxdesertstorm
      @xxdesertstorm 7 місяців тому +18

      the harm is Failarmy's reputation with video making the location are not all correct and yet here it is thanks to greedy Indian ran UA-cam

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 7 місяців тому +3

      Wouldn't be fuuunnnnyyyy otherwise. We all like schadenfreude, don't we?

    • @CelestialStar-Animations
      @CelestialStar-Animations 7 місяців тому +2

      @@chrismaguire3667 Yes, the daily dose of *Non Seqitor*

    • @hekakain4108
      @hekakain4108 7 місяців тому +7

      **No one had arms**

    • @CotneAbramishvili72
      @CotneAbramishvili72 7 місяців тому

      2:55 I can't stop laughing

  • @YamiKisara
    @YamiKisara 4 місяці тому +100

    Oh man, the kid causing his mum to fall down while carrying paint is a true menace!

    • @judyvalencia3257
      @judyvalencia3257 2 місяці тому +11

      I bet he caught hell! If I was her, it would take me an awfully long time to forgive him.

    • @duhdogdvg
      @duhdogdvg 2 місяці тому +10

      The definition of over reaction for sure 😂

    • @FrankLee-cr8ri
      @FrankLee-cr8ri 2 місяці тому +1

      @@duhdogdvg It was just a nerf gun right?

    • @al.s9351
      @al.s9351 Місяць тому +2

      Or mum is overly nervous

    • @darthtater6543
      @darthtater6543 Місяць тому +11

      Yeah she screamed like she was being murdered.

  • @jessq7051
    @jessq7051 7 місяців тому +200

    That girl got F’D up by that bull!!! 😂

    • @JoshyJosh
      @JoshyJosh 7 місяців тому +46

      I felt bad for a second before realizing they were stupid enough to do something like that 🤷🏻‍♂️

    • @scorpleeon
      @scorpleeon 7 місяців тому +20

      I enjoyed every minute and watched at least 20 times 😈 CRAMMMM!

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 7 місяців тому +3

      haha

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 7 місяців тому +2

      Yes😅

    • @lioneljohnpilcher204
      @lioneljohnpilcher204 7 місяців тому +6

      Hi from New Zealand 😊. I'm not sure, picked on, maybe 😅

  • @CoyoteFeral
    @CoyoteFeral 4 місяці тому +89

    I love how the dogs always check to make sure you're alright.

    • @mm2downy
      @mm2downy 4 місяці тому +1

      Yeah they js go over an sniff u😝😝

    • @skylark.kraken
      @skylark.kraken 2 місяці тому +3

      Although they’re blissfully unaware of if they caused the situation

    • @MichaelMcGinnis-p6i
      @MichaelMcGinnis-p6i Місяць тому +1

      Did you watch 36:34? That was funny..

    • @thebirdee55
      @thebirdee55 Місяць тому

      That's because dogs are the best.

  • @dariusweisz7440
    @dariusweisz7440 6 місяців тому +89

    6:35 I bet it was the last shot fired from this nerf gun xD

    • @treborschafer3945
      @treborschafer3945 6 місяців тому +11

      I imagine his proctologist still cannot retrieve every last piece of it.

    • @GetzGoth
      @GetzGoth 5 місяців тому +14

      He’s probably still running today.

    • @RobertOgilvie-w4y
      @RobertOgilvie-w4y 5 місяців тому +4

      Was my favourite dude..still llf.. peace and respect from Glasgow Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

    • @Psychx_
      @Psychx_ 4 місяці тому +5

      The scream though. Like an animal.

    • @haazsstarship7530
      @haazsstarship7530 4 місяці тому +6

      little dude may be buried in the back yard by now.

  • @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork
    @SKTTotalIdiotsAtWork 4 місяці тому +16

    1:01 Fun fact about hammer heads, they are one of the most friendly types of sharks towards humans, the hammerhead was aiming for a fish that you can sea run under the legs of the man. The hammer head was simply trying to get a snack.

    • @SeeNoEvil777
      @SeeNoEvil777 Місяць тому

      You're not related to that guy that got eaten by his friend's the bear's are you⁉ 🫤

  • @Rigel_Chiokis
    @Rigel_Chiokis 7 місяців тому +388

    There are so many people who don't pause for a moment and wonder "is this thing strong enough to hold my weight?".

    • @felicitybywater8012
      @felicitybywater8012 7 місяців тому +14

      Yep. Perhaps they shouldn't be allowed off-leash.

    • @unamusedarchitect1646
      @unamusedarchitect1646 7 місяців тому +6

      Are you talking about those assholes breaking all of the trees at 8:23?

    • @Rigel_Chiokis
      @Rigel_Chiokis 7 місяців тому +8

      @@unamusedarchitect1646 yep; and the chairs, tables etc.

    • @Skank_and_Gutterboy
      @Skank_and_Gutterboy 7 місяців тому +6

      Or the guy at 0:10 who loads up a flimsy plastic whatever-that-thing-is and then decides to haul it down flights of stairs. Anybody with the IQ of a brick knows that isn't going to hold. It kinda sucks to haul an entire dinner downstairs a dish or two at a time but it sure beats having your entire dinner hit the floor.

    • @indioloco6600
      @indioloco6600 6 місяців тому +7

      Right? You don't have to be a structural engineer.

  • @The_Nightsong
    @The_Nightsong 6 місяців тому +218

    "Say Colorado!"
    "I'm a giraffe!"
    😂😂😂

    • @onearmedtrex5344
      @onearmedtrex5344 6 місяців тому +13

      zooooooI'MAGIRAFFE!!!oooooom

    • @StillYHWHs
      @StillYHWHs 5 місяців тому +2

      Spoiled Karen got taught a lesson. Giraffe style!☝️😊👌

    • @cindydott452
      @cindydott452 3 місяці тому +3

      Giraffe guy was awesome!

    • @JulesDragon29
      @JulesDragon29 3 місяці тому +6

      "I CAN'T SLOW DOWN!! EARL!!"

    • @nolalookenbill7053
      @nolalookenbill7053 3 місяці тому +3

      Iconic frickin vine XD
      So glad it was included

  • @fatkart7641
    @fatkart7641 7 місяців тому +44

    That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!

  • @rubinellemahrahn6591
    @rubinellemahrahn6591 2 місяці тому +3

    6:15 Yo, that bear straight up said "Oh, whoops, sorry."

  • @nathanjones6638
    @nathanjones6638 7 місяців тому +512

    The guy coming up right underneath an oncoming boat was some serious stress. He narrowly dodged the prop.

    • @deanstanley2125
      @deanstanley2125 7 місяців тому +21

      I went to school with a kid who fell out the back of his dad's boat and a good chunk of his thigh got eaten by the propeller

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 7 місяців тому +45

      As a diver, he should have had a 'diver down' flag to keep boaters 100' away

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 7 місяців тому +20

      @@nonyabusiness2703 fair point. Doesn't change the fact that seeing the prop so close to him was distressing.

    • @nonyabusiness2703
      @nonyabusiness2703 7 місяців тому +28

      @@nathanjones6638 I've had boats drive right up to flag to see what it was. Lol. Yup, stressful as can be

    • @nathanjones6638
      @nathanjones6638 7 місяців тому +15

      @@nonyabusiness2703 sorry if it gets weird, but I hope every dive you enjoy goes well, and you get home safe.

  • @Stormy1962
    @Stormy1962 6 місяців тому +140

    EVERY time I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....BOY do I feel so much better...

    • @tasierico364
      @tasierico364 6 місяців тому +4

      Every time I watch these videos, I realize how much my clumsy ass belongs on them.

    • @maikutsukino4743
      @maikutsukino4743 6 місяців тому +5

      With you all the way on this one!

    • @Raggmopp-xl7yf
      @Raggmopp-xl7yf Місяць тому +1

      A lot of these have been part of my everyday life. No matter how careful I am, "Oops! There it is!"

  • @tsgrandma9837
    @tsgrandma9837 7 місяців тому +21

    44:18 The kid so seriously said, "That's a fail", is so freaky funny!!!!

  • @alexissummers89
    @alexissummers89 4 місяці тому +9

    That cop was just a lil too into that song 😂 👮🏼‍♂️ 💃🏼

  • @RS250Squid
    @RS250Squid 7 місяців тому +252

    I'm sure "Americans slipping on porches" could be its own genre.

    • @k1ll4nj0y
      @k1ll4nj0y 7 місяців тому +3

      and who stumble

    • @failarmy
      @failarmy  7 місяців тому +23

      Enjoy!
      Hilarious Porch Slips and CCTV Fails 💀 | FailArmy May Rewind
      ua-cam.com/video/NYMR6NmHmXY/v-deo.html

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 7 місяців тому +17

      Oh damn, it IS it's own genre!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 7 місяців тому +2

      Genre? Is this art to you?

    • @RS250Squid
      @RS250Squid 7 місяців тому +12

      Absolutely. Variations on a theme of the folly of humankind.

  • @Biffo1262
    @Biffo1262 6 місяців тому +45

    1:25 No dive safety boat and no diver flag makes him a Darwin Award candidate.

    • @BP-iz2lt
      @BP-iz2lt 5 місяців тому +2

      AMERICA FUCK YEAH

  • @Raiders_Prodz-18
    @Raiders_Prodz-18 7 місяців тому +71

    “There’s a snake in my boot” literally 😂😂😂 47:30

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 7 місяців тому +2

      haha

    • @christianruffin1342
      @christianruffin1342 7 місяців тому +1

      Damn I was too late

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 7 місяців тому +1

      @@christianruffin1342 haha

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 6 місяців тому +1

      I know a guy who was bitten by a poisonous snake putting on his boot…word of warning: don’t leave your boots outside.

    • @Raiders_Prodz-18
      @Raiders_Prodz-18 6 місяців тому

      @@rwtx7781 dang. I’ll take your word for it. 😂

  • @sira-funny
    @sira-funny 20 днів тому +2

    31:24 Her face was made up with snow in a really interesting way. I couldn't help but laugh. 😂

  • @everymoviehero9248
    @everymoviehero9248 6 місяців тому +91

    At least the one bear was polite like "oh, apologies, it appears this tree is occupied, ill see myself down"

  • @adamb89
    @adamb89 7 місяців тому +427

    "I'm not gonna pay your $100 towing fee, I'm gonna total my truck! That'l teach you!"

    • @castirondude
      @castirondude 7 місяців тому +36

      That one has been around for a while - it was a repo, the guy didn't make payments on the truck so they were going to take it from him permanently

    • @jesselindsey9760
      @jesselindsey9760 7 місяців тому +1

      Americans are like that. They are the embodiment of cutting off one's nose to spite one's face; they'll eat a shit sandwich if it means you have to smell their breath.

    • @therandomchannel-_-
      @therandomchannel-_- 7 місяців тому +32

      now he has a totaled car and a lawsuit from the towing company prob 😂🤦‍♂

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 7 місяців тому +1

      yes

    • @Matt-wf7ry
      @Matt-wf7ry 7 місяців тому +14

      ​@@therandomchannel-_- It is illegal in pretty much any state to try and repo a vehicle with the owner/former owner inside of it. That includes if the person jumps into the car as you are trying to drive away with it. The reason is obvious as you saw what was taking taking place in the video. If the owner shows up and gets in the car, try your luck another time tow truck guy. If you repo a car with anybody inside of it and they haven't agreed to you towing them, you have now taken somebody hostage which as we all know is illegal.

  • @JewelryNurse
    @JewelryNurse 7 місяців тому +272

    hint when your barbecue catches on fire, close the freaking lid

    • @jonahingram3496
      @jonahingram3496 6 місяців тому +15

      “The fire adds flavor” says gollum

    • @Brauiz90
      @Brauiz90 6 місяців тому +3

      Flame grilled... BK was yesterday....

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 6 місяців тому

      Hey!thanks! 😂I more than likely would have been the man in the video….unsure where the nearest faucet and hose was!😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 6 місяців тому

      11:20 was definitely the worst personal fail….! Poor guy hoped noone saw it….😅😂🤣😆

    • @kelcritcarroll
      @kelcritcarroll 6 місяців тому

      9:10 that I felt…..damn! 😮

  • @GrMsLvGR
    @GrMsLvGR 5 місяців тому +33

    Car being completely demolished by 18 wheeler - "No one was hurt"

    • @Marion3961
      @Marion3961 3 місяці тому +3

      I don't believe that, an 18 wheeler hits a vehicle ? Someone went to the hospital!!!!!

    • @taykeir1682
      @taykeir1682 2 місяці тому

      @@Marion3961 lucky not to the morgue

  • @crackdog3523
    @crackdog3523 7 місяців тому +163

    Thinking you can un-repo your vehicle like "swiper, no swiping" is always hilarious

    • @StormyJBlake
      @StormyJBlake 7 місяців тому +2

      The visual of that....😅😅😅😅

    • @killingtimeitself
      @killingtimeitself 6 місяців тому

      technically if you're in the car, they aren't legally able to tow your car, so it is a strategy. Trying to drive it off is fucking stupid though.

    • @aerynventress7702
      @aerynventress7702 6 місяців тому +1

      Such a Florida thing to do, too.

    • @Big_B_007
      @Big_B_007 6 місяців тому +1

      Yeah, as if the damage they're causing to their own vehicle isn't going to be more expensive that the impound charge. Also, no clue how it works in the US, but in my country, you'd be on the hook for damages to the towtruck as well.

    • @Dratchev241
      @Dratchev241 5 місяців тому +1

      @@Big_B_007 actually its a repo. meaning they didn't make the payments and the note holder is taking it back. dude will be responsible for all damage he caused to the note holders truck and the tow truck. TL;DR if you have to make payments on it you don't own it.

  • @Psychodermia
    @Psychodermia 7 місяців тому +263

    0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣

  • @jimmy_kirk
    @jimmy_kirk 7 місяців тому +26

    (1:08) Man, that bike must have at least 100 zebraforce to keep up!

    • @psmirage8584
      @psmirage8584 6 місяців тому +1

      And, if he wanted to keep up with a donkey, it's 50 donkeystrength.

  • @tyborg1
    @tyborg1 3 місяці тому +4

    The ducks coming out, and the ducks going back in after less than a minute, made my evening, thank you gentlemen, and or ladies

  • @dogs-and-destruction-channel
    @dogs-and-destruction-channel 7 місяців тому +254

    In Australia we have Crocodiles, snakes and spiders.
    In the USA, we have these guys.

    • @lisapan9387
      @lisapan9387 7 місяців тому +8

      😂😂😂😂 u forgot to mention 🦘🦘🦘🦘

    • @Coyotes254
      @Coyotes254 7 місяців тому +14

      As an Australian you're probably safer with those critters.

    • @robt2151
      @robt2151 7 місяців тому +12

      And every one has the right to vote!

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 7 місяців тому

      @@Coyotes254 How about your government? Man, they pounded you like a dictatorship more than any Western Culture nation during covid. That is because you guys have more American spirit, than we actually do today. Which I applaud.

    • @davidcat1455
      @davidcat1455 7 місяців тому +13

      @@robt2151
      Also drive,breed and own a gun. What could possibly go wrong?😂😂😂😂

  • @juliehubbard9752
    @juliehubbard9752 6 місяців тому +158

    The mom who fell on the couch with the white paint…….I bet that kid is still running!

    • @gordondafoe3516
      @gordondafoe3516 5 місяців тому +8

      That's a tough one to reconcile. The best approach would be to hug mum, and cry you're sorry. Instant forgiveness.

    • @juliehubbard9752
      @juliehubbard9752 5 місяців тому +13

      @@gordondafoe3516
      If that were my mom….I’d still be running too!! 😆

    • @Nocturne22
      @Nocturne22 5 місяців тому +14

      The paint going in her EYES - that kid is gonna be disowned!

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 5 місяців тому +12

      Kid knew he fucked up too cuz he took off squealing

    • @Modulo71
      @Modulo71 5 місяців тому

      Nan, you can see she lol 😄

  • @LOL-IdiotsAtWork
    @LOL-IdiotsAtWork 7 місяців тому +21

    Thanks to FailArmy, I've finally mastered the 50 states of America, all thanks to this incredible video

  • @ArynOliver1984
    @ArynOliver1984 2 місяці тому +6

    The kid with the frozen basketball net 😂😂😂

  • @Chara_Murdererr
    @Chara_Murdererr 7 місяців тому +105

    3:47 come on, father. You can’t blame it on her. Don’t give her with that look.

    • @billolsen4360
      @billolsen4360 7 місяців тому +17

      You're right. I'm sure he put it right there.

    • @Sakrosankt-Bierstube
      @Sakrosankt-Bierstube 7 місяців тому +22

      Ngl, i was pissed for a second when i saw his look...

    • @vakama9053
      @vakama9053 7 місяців тому +17

      @@billolsen4360 Exactly! I really, really doubt that setup was the daughter's idea

    • @annshelton3503
      @annshelton3503 7 місяців тому +9

      sooo much hateful disgust.... Sheesh!

    • @HANKTHEDANKEST
      @HANKTHEDANKEST 7 місяців тому +1

      Very LDE on the part of dad, there. Facepalm at yourself for being stupid enough to set it up that way.

  • @timdoyon1964
    @timdoyon1964 6 місяців тому +83

    That one where the lady slaps her fella’s “ass” gets me every time!

    • @NootalieWalf
      @NootalieWalf 6 місяців тому

      Bro same

    • @DEATH-THE-GOAT
      @DEATH-THE-GOAT 6 місяців тому +1

      It's Epic 😂

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 6 місяців тому +1

      Where was that?
      I couldn't be bothered to watch very far in tbh

    • @mmcbey1401
      @mmcbey1401 6 місяців тому +1

      @@ellie698 13:12

    • @ellie698
      @ellie698 6 місяців тому

      @@mmcbey1401
      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Us_Paws
    @Us_Paws 7 місяців тому +113

    24:24 “Hey get away sir”
    ‘Absolutely not’ 😭😭😭

    • @zacharygreen6267
      @zacharygreen6267 7 місяців тому +10

      Had me ROLLING

    • @HaraldSon94
      @HaraldSon94 6 місяців тому +14

      @@zacharygreen6267 and had me stop and head for the comments

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 6 місяців тому +1

      @@splatterfrog4606 duh

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 2 місяці тому

      'Mericans won't be told what to do by ANYBODY not even by other 'mericans XD

    • @staffy73
      @staffy73 Місяць тому +2

      I thought she was saying “hey put that away sir” either way she did not want this getting out!

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 4 місяці тому +6

    19:10 the way he just sat there and accepted his chairless state just killed me
    my humor is a little broken

  • @Ricky_Cullen
    @Ricky_Cullen 6 місяців тому +44

    "Well, that was awesome"
    Most relaxed demeanor after rolling your car. Hahahaha. He's my spirit animal.

    • @nullshock3381
      @nullshock3381 4 місяці тому +3

      I did something like that when I flipped My truck. Except after I shut off the ignition, climbed out, I started laughing like the Joker. It kind of scared my friends. I still don't know why I reacted that way.

    • @Ricky_Cullen
      @Ricky_Cullen 4 місяці тому +1

      @@nullshock3381 haha people react differently to shock

  • @aaroncampos3798
    @aaroncampos3798 7 місяців тому +38

    5:49 definitely Boeing Approved ✅

    • @jimbarnard12345
      @jimbarnard12345 7 місяців тому +6

      Boeing sent out a press release talking about how they are providing at no additional charge great views of the night sky. Here we saw the constellation Taurus including a excellent view of the Pleiades star cluster. This is one of two options they are providing on all of their 737(MAX) model airplanes, the second option is for those who love the water more. Boeing released video footage of passengers so excited that some even fainted or peed on themselves as the Delta airlines flight skimmed the surface of the water before pushing her nose into the sea to allow seperation of the cockpit portion of the plane. This well planned dive allowed for passengers to see underneath the water while still remaining safely buckled in their seats.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 7 місяців тому +4

      Just FYI that happened in Oregon, but it was Alaska airlines.

    • @BenjaminJohnSteel
      @BenjaminJohnSteel 2 місяці тому

      @@jimbarnard12345 howdy - I'm from australia and I missed this on any news - I desperately need more context - what actually happened here please and also as to what you're referring to as some sort of a water crash? was it this plane or a different one? jokes or legit? Thanks in advance =D

  • @Jay_kaying
    @Jay_kaying 6 місяців тому +12

    6:35 omg, that kid is grounded for life! 🤣

  • @fishboi1591
    @fishboi1591 4 місяці тому +2

    44:18 When he said “Oh, my god.” I felt that in my *soul* 😂😂😂

  • @Yousef-u6p
    @Yousef-u6p 7 місяців тому +23

    39:51 ''Definietely no one was harmed'' lmao

  • @ckdd8891
    @ckdd8891 6 місяців тому +104

    I like the way that dad blamed the broken window on the girl because he wasn’t able to do a proper assessment of risk.

    • @leonardodalongisland
      @leonardodalongisland 6 місяців тому

      HE was 1,000 percent wrong for suggesting that she hit balls in the garage. DUMB dad/human.

    • @jimmynovak7913
      @jimmynovak7913 6 місяців тому +1

      You’re one of those huh? 😂

    • @MrWolfSnack
      @MrWolfSnack 6 місяців тому +12

      And only an abusive dad would be that angry over a little $2 window pane.

    • @dr.albantross1686
      @dr.albantross1686 5 місяців тому +10

      @@MrWolfSnackyeah it’s only a short clip so it’s difficult to judge, but if he was genuinely upset he’s an asshole. 100% he set this thing up in the garage to begin with which is a dodgy idea at best.

  • @bforster2237
    @bforster2237 6 місяців тому +11

    Maryland
    Lady: Hey that way sir!
    Sir: Absolutely not😂

  • @dylonrasco
    @dylonrasco 5 місяців тому +6

    1:27 Boat: Hi how are ya! 😂 😂
    2:26 Whale: Have fun swimming! 😂 😂
    2:44 Bull: Musical chairs! I'll join 😂
    5:02 Cow: Get Off Human! 😂 😂

  • @DarkFrozenDepths
    @DarkFrozenDepths 7 місяців тому +162

    "No one was harmed."
    Me: Everyone was harmed. Got it.

    • @AussiePom
      @AussiePom 7 місяців тому

      They do it so they don't lose money payment which shows what's really important. People get seriously harmed who cares as long as we get paid for them being harmed

    • @WillowRatLady
      @WillowRatLady 7 місяців тому +4

      There is a certain set of survival skills required for all 51 states. Some are common, some unique, but understand you are going to have to switch on the fly if you travel America.

    • @rwtx7781
      @rwtx7781 6 місяців тому +2

      @@WillowRatLady 50 states

  • @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork
    @FFTV-IdiotsAtWork 7 місяців тому +26

    This video has a lot of funny moments, but there are also clips that are reminders that we should stay safe, a lot of people fall down pretty hard. 😂

    • @pamelaspooner7183
      @pamelaspooner7183 7 місяців тому

      A lot of spinal cord and brain injuries. Men (almost always) don’t seem to comprehend the fragility of their bodies.

    • @Sashazur
      @Sashazur 7 місяців тому +2

      But but but **NO ONE WAS HARMED **

  • @jharris3267
    @jharris3267 7 місяців тому +38

    What is it about vacations that make people who are normally not athletic try things they are clearly not in shape enough to do? Thank you for entertaining me! 😂

  • @JeramyWuchner
    @JeramyWuchner 5 місяців тому +1

    The editing skills in this funny compilation are off the charts. Props to the creators!

  • @ianmcdougall4930
    @ianmcdougall4930 7 місяців тому +9

    It's subtle, but the failure at 4:10 when the towel roll falls in might be my favorite yet.

  • @Sithhy
    @Sithhy 7 місяців тому +170

    In words of Jeremy Clarkson: "they're the funniest creatures on earth, aren't they"

    • @samteks125
      @samteks125 7 місяців тому +5

      _i n t h e w o r l d_

    • @Phoenix-kn8uk
      @Phoenix-kn8uk 6 місяців тому

      We humans have absolutely zero self-preservation instinct.

    • @wareskevin
      @wareskevin 2 місяці тому

      Bwahahahaha +1

  • @zacharygreen6267
    @zacharygreen6267 7 місяців тому +17

    24:21 "absolutely not" had me roling

  • @arnaskarpovas2058
    @arnaskarpovas2058 3 місяці тому +7

    Everytime I think I have done something stupid I come and watch videos like these....MAN, I DO feel so much better... LOL 😁🤣

    • @TinyEarthling007
      @TinyEarthling007 Місяць тому

      pretty much copied the comment by @Stormy1962 4 months ago

  • @SevenTailedWolf72
    @SevenTailedWolf72 6 місяців тому +13

    When he flung over that birthday cake, that was priceless. Everybody went dead quiet in shock. 😂

  • @arklinmike
    @arklinmike 7 місяців тому +384

    Most of these folks vote as well...

    • @dogedave3188
      @dogedave3188 6 місяців тому +39

      That explains where we are now, thanks.

    • @mariaharrison7228
      @mariaharrison7228 6 місяців тому +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 they sure do!!

    • @starmartin6096
      @starmartin6096 6 місяців тому +3

      🤣 💯🇺🇸🙏

    • @ss33988
      @ss33988 6 місяців тому +1

      And 100% breed and have dumb offspring. What's your point?

    • @Outdoorshuntingshooting
      @Outdoorshuntingshooting 6 місяців тому +40

      How do you think Biden got in?

  • @EnoVarma
    @EnoVarma 7 місяців тому +95

    If this doesn't unify USA, nothing will. All equal in failure. Heartwarming to see.

    • @chrismaguire3667
      @chrismaguire3667 7 місяців тому +2

      Is that why the US voted the Dems in last time out, *and* repeated it in 2022??

    • @LunaDelTuna
      @LunaDelTuna 7 місяців тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Scram russian bot scram

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 7 місяців тому +1

      Yea, well, how is your life going? Success?

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 7 місяців тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Rigged elections alone, define a dictatorship.

    • @evanstewartryker3505
      @evanstewartryker3505 7 місяців тому

      @@chrismaguire3667 Not everyone's a masochist like you dude XD

  • @JonOchoa-ld7ge
    @JonOchoa-ld7ge 2 місяці тому +1

    The jet blowin up after it nosed dive was straight out of family guy😂😂

  • @teslainvestah5003
    @teslainvestah5003 7 місяців тому +21

    27:37 if you spill food while it is cooking, stop your dog from eating it. Dogs don't wait for very hot food to cool down, they just eat it, while screaming in pain the whole time.

  • @benjaminbuchanan7151
    @benjaminbuchanan7151 6 місяців тому +9

    6:39
    Goodbye couch
    Goodbye rug
    Goodbye clothes
    and…
    Goodbye kid

  • @rodnyg7952
    @rodnyg7952 6 місяців тому +34

    like how they occasionally write "no one was harmed", but actually have no idea

  • @bagofboom252
    @bagofboom252 2 місяці тому +9

    Everyone else sees fails. I just see people with more money and free time than me.

  • @PokeWalker-rc8hg
    @PokeWalker-rc8hg 7 місяців тому +73

    As an American I can confirm we do this everyday

    • @americanpatriot7247
      @americanpatriot7247 7 місяців тому +8

      PokeW - speak for yourself!!! I have it down to once a month now!!!

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 6 місяців тому +3

      We know, you do not have to keep reminding the world

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 6 місяців тому +3

      Lots of honesty here!

    • @bobrussell3602
      @bobrussell3602 4 місяці тому +2

      I'm British. We all make silly mistakes/errors of judgement. Don't be so hard on yourselves !

  • @Mr.Pinger
    @Mr.Pinger 6 місяців тому +22

    1:46 dude is so lucky his head missed that step

    • @barbarajoyce6424
      @barbarajoyce6424 6 місяців тому +1

      maybe we'll see him in the Darwin awards list in the future

  • @_marina_135
    @_marina_135 7 місяців тому +8

    3:50 Oh. My. God 😨😨 Who even started this fireworks?💀

  • @SecondLifeAround
    @SecondLifeAround 4 місяці тому +5

    06:05 **NO ONE WAS HARMED, EXCEPT THE DRIVER ** LOL!

  • @zackpenhaligon9904
    @zackpenhaligon9904 7 місяців тому +11

    34:37 perfectly encapsulates mustangs 😂

  • @Jerrymouse79
    @Jerrymouse79 7 місяців тому +15

    57:21 she went full T-Rex 😂😂😂

  • @jonnym4670
    @jonnym4670 7 місяців тому +25

    5:11 someone towing a mobile home with a U-Haul is the most Bama thing I have seen

    • @havingagr8time
      @havingagr8time 7 місяців тому

      And uhal is the most 'Bama spelling as well.

    • @jonnym4670
      @jonnym4670 7 місяців тому +1

      @@havingagr8time That's funny because I am from California.

  • @ZanyJIntPictures
    @ZanyJIntPictures 2 дні тому +1

    The Cow screaming at 31:37: Reminds me of-- "The Invasion of the Body Snatchers," when the aliens scream at people...

  • @delsmith8140
    @delsmith8140 6 місяців тому +7

    It took me 20 minutes to realize these were going in alphabetical order by state lol.

  • @HL65536
    @HL65536 7 місяців тому +49

    Seemingly not only are American houses made from cardboard, but plenty of other things, too. Guardrails, traffic lights, ...

    • @sicfrynut
      @sicfrynut 7 місяців тому +5

      the running gag in america is how everything cheap is made in china, but i've seen a lot of cheap things made in this country.

    • @IllustriousCrocoduck
      @IllustriousCrocoduck 7 місяців тому +3

      Obviously it's the highest bidder building everything. That's how we roll...

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 7 місяців тому +3

      @@sicfrynut Like your cars.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 місяців тому +1

      ​@@BarryWallace-se8lz Many of the cars are pretty good. The houses? Definitely not anything built after the 1950s.

    • @BarryWallace-se8lz
      @BarryWallace-se8lz 7 місяців тому

      @@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 American cars are NOT good, not in anyway shape or form. In fact country wise America is in the top 3 worse countries who make cars. There cars truly utterly terrible. Japan is the best car making country in the world then Germany, American cars are junk heaps.

  • @treborschafer3945
    @treborschafer3945 6 місяців тому +5

    6:34 is a masterclass in how to get grounded for five years.

  • @ronzerker390
    @ronzerker390 2 місяці тому +1

    "Absolutely not" fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • @Adam_Walsh
    @Adam_Walsh 7 місяців тому +18

    At 0:42 looks like Boogie2988 is living in the wilderness

    • @miutv2024
      @miutv2024 7 місяців тому

      wow

    • @BarlsJr
      @BarlsJr 6 місяців тому +1

      I thought he had already hit rock bottom, but it would appear I was mistaken.

  • @arashimiyazawa8165
    @arashimiyazawa8165 7 місяців тому +46

    6:35 Painting with no paint on the brush, no dropcloth above a rug and hardwood floor, and a freaking NERF dart is enough to cause her to spasm uncontrollably and clutch the paint to her chest while falling perfectly onto the couch. Yeah, that's entirely staged.

    • @hawkpaul8735
      @hawkpaul8735 7 місяців тому +7

      But it's still hilarious.

    • @elanderan1104
      @elanderan1104 7 місяців тому +5

      I thought so too but the boys reaction looked real to me

    • @texasred2702
      @texasred2702 7 місяців тому +14

      That couch being ruined wasn't staged, and that kid was definitely harmed afterwards.

    • @FunkyDisco79
      @FunkyDisco79 6 місяців тому

      That clip was the first I have seen with a painting pig.

    • @greimalkin
      @greimalkin 4 місяці тому

      It doesn't look staged to me ( though maybe sound effects are added) but I wonder why that was being filmed

  • @neaf_clover
    @neaf_clover 7 місяців тому +14

    5:49 Would be no funny for Boeing engineers 💀
    Twice as funny as me for Airbus engineers ☠️☠️
    9:04 that one "Uh oh" 🤣🤣

    • @robertmaier5359
      @robertmaier5359 7 місяців тому +1

      The plane was owned by Alaska Airlines, it happened in Washington state.

    • @Ladybird.21
      @Ladybird.21 7 місяців тому +1

      @@robertmaier5359the actual plane itself was a Boeing Max 9; AA was using it, but the ultimate problem lied with Boeing engineers not permanently landing the plane until they were able to figure out & fix why the indicator lights kept going off.

  • @Jack-kx5em
    @Jack-kx5em 3 місяці тому +1

    Cameraman:"You guys say Colorado?"
    Skiingman:"I AM A GIRAFFE!!!"
    (9:48) 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @amsterdam_budtender
    @amsterdam_budtender 7 місяців тому +34

    This is my guilty pleasure as a European, just seeing these utterly shameless clips. Thank you Murrica 🎉❤

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 7 місяців тому +7

      @marilynwillett804 Bragging about?.....

    • @squimp9796
      @squimp9796 7 місяців тому +6

      dont listen to this other American hes fighting himself

    • @amsterdam_budtender
      @amsterdam_budtender 7 місяців тому +3

      @@squimp9796 😂😂😂👍🏼

    • @Aeyis537
      @Aeyis537 7 місяців тому

      ​​No way... It's America???! 😮
      I don't believe you @marilynwillett804

    • @abundantharmony
      @abundantharmony 7 місяців тому

      Just know it's propaganda. You'll never see this channel rag on any other country and call them "dumb".

  • @asmaatv1842
    @asmaatv1842 3 місяці тому +2

    These instant regret fails are the best thing I've seen all week

  • @nugetocka8054
    @nugetocka8054 7 місяців тому +34

    Hello from SLOVAKIA🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰🇸🇰❤❤

  • @BrakePoint18
    @BrakePoint18 2 місяці тому

    I can’t get enough of these epic fails! You guys are masters at making instant karma hilarious.

  • @TapanThakur1964
    @TapanThakur1964 7 місяців тому +10

    I see, America is quite a fun place to live at😮

    • @fantasyflows
      @fantasyflows 7 місяців тому +3

      It's no more exciting than any other place, lol

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 6 місяців тому +3

      @@fantasyflows Exactly. One could easily compile footage of fails in other countries into 50 clips per country bits.

    • @jennybrooks9027
      @jennybrooks9027 6 місяців тому

      Your participle’s dangling…te-hee

    • @Heroo01
      @Heroo01 6 місяців тому

      @@aaronorr5586 More like 1-2 clips per country lmao. The US is HUGE compared to pretty much any other country. Like the US is comparable to all of Europe, which is just nuts and makes clips like these seem out of proportion. There's just so many people here that from statistics alone there's bound to be more idiots too

  • @kody6827
    @kody6827 7 місяців тому +15

    I love your videos but in this one you cut so many of them way to short like the RV in the drive thru. You should have showed the whole thing. It's mass destruction.

  • @ElisaEstrada-l8f
    @ElisaEstrada-l8f 3 місяці тому +5

    My face hurts from laughing so hard at this compilation! Best one yet!

  • @FunnyMask-s6p
    @FunnyMask-s6p 24 дні тому

    That gremlin laugh at 4:58 is what I needed!
    0:39 - It's Fatsquatch! 🤣🤣

  • @acheekykangaroo
    @acheekykangaroo 6 місяців тому +9

    6:14
    Bear: ***Lemme captain this nice car.***
    Him: "Sir"
    Bear: "Yes, please?"
    Him: "No paws on the truck, please."
    Bear: "Understandable, have a great day."

  • @joshjosh1386
    @joshjosh1386 7 місяців тому +22

    America is a big country. Everything is on a whole different scale.

    • @rachellee2515
      @rachellee2515 6 місяців тому +4

      Na man, they are on a different planet

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 6 місяців тому

      There are other bigger countries with much less stupidity

    • @aaronorr5586
      @aaronorr5586 6 місяців тому

      @@rachellee2515 We can easily search the net and find 50 clips from smartphones from each country across the world and create compilations of fails.
      I just think that we as Americans have been exposed to America's Funniest Home Videos for so long that we don't have a sense of shame about showing the times we fall flat on our face.

    • @LadyAxe13
      @LadyAxe13 3 місяці тому +2

      United States. America has a LOT more countries in it.

    • @roberthowkins3097
      @roberthowkins3097 3 місяці тому

      Yup they have waaaay bigger idiots xxx

  • @MrFright2010
    @MrFright2010 7 місяців тому +9

    A lot of these remind of the wise words of a friend: "This country is in so much trouble..."

  • @BeastNationXIV
    @BeastNationXIV 3 місяці тому +1

    1:27 - The way I ducked as if I was dodging a jab 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @richardletaw4068
    @richardletaw4068 6 місяців тому +5

    A collection of more idiocy than I have seen in one place in a very long time! Thanks, guys!

    • @katerinagiannioudi401
      @katerinagiannioudi401 6 місяців тому

      Its mostly concentrated in the USA

    • @richardletaw4068
      @richardletaw4068 6 місяців тому +2

      @@katerinagiannioudi401 Well, bless your little heart. You did notice the TITLE of the piece, yeh?
      I’m sure there’s plenty of Indian, Chinese, African, and Yurpeen idiocy to go around.

  • @Just-Fauna
    @Just-Fauna 7 місяців тому +22

    00:40 really captured the essence of the Squatch.

  • @Fcutdlady
    @Fcutdlady 7 місяців тому +17

    My dad was 54 years a golfer . The first thing he taught me when watching golf was to stand behind the person adressing the ball and far enough back so the club didn't hit you

    • @EarthSurferUSA
      @EarthSurferUSA 7 місяців тому +2

      You could not figure that out yourself?

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 6 місяців тому

      How was this comment edited yet the strange sequence of words "54 years a golfer . " remain intact?

    • @jbc6980
      @jbc6980 6 місяців тому +1

      @@MichaelDespairsthat’s absolutely grammatically acceptable.

    • @MichaelDespairs
      @MichaelDespairs 6 місяців тому

      @@jbc6980so is "Fcutdlady is pretentious, but jbc6980 is more pretentious than she."

    • @BlackslooklikeHarambe
      @BlackslooklikeHarambe 6 місяців тому

      Golf is beyond boring.

  • @Harry0357
    @Harry0357 7 місяців тому +13

    47:20 "OH OH There's a snake in my boot!"😂

    • @msrighton6233
      @msrighton6233 4 місяці тому

      Woody: there a snake in my boot

  • @dr.robertbennett3452
    @dr.robertbennett3452 7 місяців тому +18

    2:36 like something straight from Looney Tunes!!!

  • @FunnyOopss
    @FunnyOopss 4 місяці тому

    This video had me laughing out loud! 😂 I love how you capture these hilarious moments, it's a perfect mix of humor and timing. The editing is on point too! How do you always find these golden clips? Can't wait to see more - keep up the awesome work! 🇺🇸🔥

  • @roberthindle5146
    @roberthindle5146 7 місяців тому +21

    44:53 That wasn't Americans, that was the England football team.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 місяців тому +11

      I noticed several that weren't from the US. I think they just made up which state went with which video on a lot of them.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 місяців тому +17

      @@waynepantry7023 Lol. That's such a silly response. Why do I need to "do better" because I noticed inaccuracies?

    • @hebneh
      @hebneh 7 місяців тому

      @@kimberlysevastyanenko3798 Whoosh. The response is not directed at YOU personally, kimberly. It refers jokingly to Americans in general needing to "do better" at being recorded while messing up so that clips from other countries would not need to be included in this compilation.

    • @kimberlysevastyanenko3798
      @kimberlysevastyanenko3798 7 місяців тому +8

      @@hebneh Lol. That's quite the idea you made up.

    • @hhaste
      @hhaste 7 місяців тому +3

      @@hebneh Lol... no, no that's not what they were saying, at all. Ironic..

  • @rydermitleff-eq5vs
    @rydermitleff-eq5vs 4 місяці тому +8

    0:39 Bigfoot is real

  • @katkilla666
    @katkilla666 4 місяці тому +3

    PSA: I laughed my ass off at 0:53 !! The 2 guys hands-on with the big ass window, specifically the guy furthest from the camera,,, why u may ask?? Because his helmet is just resting on his head, not clipped / attached, so it falls off when he leans over.... Meaning when the metal frame then bounces / seesaw's back up at him, his head protection is no longer present!! 🤦‍♂️ ..... It's exactly the same as when kids / young idiots wear helmets like that while biking / boarding etc. If u ass off while riding, your helmet will be long gone by the time your head is introduced to the ground, bouncing off what will most likely be a concrete surface... All because "it's a cool look" or whatever other STUPID reason it's done for. A decent whack to the head can really mess u up, for life. You may end up stuck in a wheelchair for the rest of your life, dependent on family / care-givers to wipe your bum / shower and everything else you can no longer do for yourself, dribbling into your lap as you stare at the floor all day... **** But hey!! **** At least anyone who saw u riding that day thought to themselves "Wow dude,,, that's a cool cat right there! See how they don't give a sht about their brain? WISH I was that cool 🤔"
    So use your brain & protect your brain!!!
    ✌️🖖

  • @raulerice7707
    @raulerice7707 4 місяці тому

    that's was a very good compilation

  • @DjDaizyNeon
    @DjDaizyNeon 2 місяці тому +3

    9:49 I'M A GIRAFFE!! 😂😂