Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
Im on a sea food diet I see food and i eat i just cant Oh by the way the best song ever i want to thank you elise For this song the singing without the auto tune ,good as always ❤❤❤
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@@Goblinhunty how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins have faith in Jesus he died for us on the cross so we can be forgiven of your sins and rose 3 days later
@@Hi-rw8vr It's because she's haunted by her dreams. She has this recurring dream where she's a dog. She runs around, chases rabbits, buries bones, all that. She's had these dreams ever since she was a puppy.
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@@JawshMcCullaugh Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
@@JawshMcCullaugh Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
I miss primary school, but i just finished year 7 and I'm crying soooo much 😢 😢 😭 To everyone in year 6 & 7, Please treasure your time in yoear 6 & 7, you won't know how much you'll miss it until it's gone 😢❤
Without going into details I’m currently going through the hardest time of my life, no exaggeration. I truly appreciate you for making the content you do. You’ve inspired me to make content too even though I’m highly introverted I’m trying to start expressing my creativity. Continue to make content. Much appreciated.
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
@@Hii1-i4r Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
@@EliseEcklund Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@@tvrbob8681 Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@scriv612 Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
Did anyone else actually find this really funny? (despite not being a dad 😆) This is actually a masterpiece and made my day. I shall now proceed to torment my friends by making them watch it :)
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊
great job young lady! 👏 did father's day for my JOTW this week and wanted a funny father's day song to go along with it and Elise you brought perfect - your Dad I would imagine is proud of you!
I can already tell it’s a banger! Elise amazing content I wish I was as talented as you with no autotune at all! Next year you’re gonna be the biggest most famous artist of all time! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
elise is gonna be one of those youtubers who starts out making weird music as a joke but then ditches it to pursue a real music career and slays it really hard
You are so amazing , talented and gorgeous! 🤗 This is art! I really like you kind of humor (and not only in this video) But what really sticks on me is the part from 1:05-1:15 ! That so „on time rapping“ and so good use over „over done“ autotune ! 😀 Maybe its because i have two big speedbums right in front of my house every morning, and i am chanting you song every time! 🤗 Keep it up! You are making people happy all over the world ! Greetings from an „old“ guy from Germany!
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? You can't tuna fish Actually, a guitar is a musical instrument while a fish is a gilled limbless animal that wholly lives in water.
When you sang the parts about the vacuum cleaner and the Velcro, it reminded me of the Gravity Falls episode A Tale of 2 Stans where Gruncle Stan is telling his backstory to Dipper and Mable, and in one scene of his flashback, he was trying to sell vacuum cleaners, and he tells this one person that the vacuum sucks more then anything, and the one scene in the flashback where he was advertising bandaids on tv, and his slogan for them was, it’s a total rip off. 🤣
Ok but I legit thought i made up the cheese joke as a kid, Cs once my ma made nacho cheese and my brother who love to eat outta others plates Said "whats that" me and my sister in sync said "Nacho cheese go get ur own" we were proud of our Not purposeful joke
I made a song for you In My Hands Verse 1: Lost in the chaos, a search for control, I dream of power, a story to unfold. A dissonant melody, battles I've fought, But inside I'm fighting, my soul overwrought. Pre-Chorus: Memories haunting, echoes from my past, Longing to be free, to make my mark at last. A relatable character, just figuring things out, In this world of power and control, I shout. Chorus: In my hands, I hold the fate, the key, A mosaic of moments, what will they be? With power comes consequence, choices I must make, Yearning for control, how much can I take? Verse 2: From pigtails to business suits, growth and change, Amidst the victories won, and loves to arrange. Hearts both broken and mended, stories intertwine, In my hands, destiny's cards align. Pre-Chorus: But with each success, a question marks my mind, Am I really in control, or just chasing the grind? A relatable character, unsure of my role, Emotions entangled, tethered to my soul. Chorus: In my hands, I hold the fate, the key, A mosaic of moments, what will they be? With power comes consequence, choices I must make, Yearning for control, how much can I take? Bridge: Every step I take, comes with its own weight, Balancing dreams and desires, it's never too late. I'll cherish the memories, both joyous and blue, For in those moments, strength will find me too. Chorus: In my hands, I hold the fate, the key, A mosaic of moments, what will they be? With power comes consequence, choices I must make, Yearning for control, how much can I take? Outro: In the end, it's not about what I command, But the power found within, to understand. A relatable character, searching for control, With every beat of my heart, I'll conquer my role.
A song made entirely of dad jokes is something i never knew i needed.
And you needed it more than you knew
I really liked most of these jokes, maybe there's something wrong with me
Stop being a Heisenberg copycat
@@belpack8989NO. YOUR JUST A FUTURE DAD.
Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
Im on a sea food diet
I see food and i eat i just cant
Oh by the way the best song ever i want to thank you elise
For this song the singing without the auto tune ,good as always ❤❤❤
Elise never disappoints when she becomes a dad and jokes
omg i showed this so my dad and it was so funny! he wont stop making dad jokes now. amazing job elise! we love you!
DAD🏁 loved it
Why do you have a lollipop does it mean to have to suck it😂😂😂
Finally a song about dad jokes with no autotune!!
Fr Elise, great job and happy new years!
happy new years!
BACK @ YA ! GO LIONS 313
Where the thoughtful cowboys go . The ponderosa . Why the Norwegian battleships got bar codes on 'em . So they can scan the navy in . I love you ! ❤
i read that as "fur elise" instead of "FR Elise"
@@minishakk It just means *F*-or *R*-eal or fr. 👍🏽
0:46 Don’t buy anything with Velcro is the best non-autotuned line in any song I’ve heard.
Love your natural unprocessed voice in the song ♥
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
No stop the lies for the dumb attention you wouldn’t actually listen to this on a daily basis
Natural???
@@Goblinhunty how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins have faith in Jesus he died for us on the cross so we can be forgiven of your sins and rose 3 days later
@@Goblinhunty yep
I really admire her ability to keep a straight face, I could never 🤣
She is actually unable to smile, that’s how she keeps the straight face. It’s called PSF (permanent sad face)
@@Hi-rw8vr It's because she's haunted by her dreams. She has this recurring dream where she's a dog. She runs around, chases rabbits, buries bones, all that.
She's had these dreams ever since she was a puppy.
@@protorhinocerator142 I didn’t know that awful nightmares could cause PSF! Poor Elise 😔
no autotune, like always, such a talented dad!
edit: tysm for so many likes
4 likes in 60 seconds
Real. 👍
35 like in 8 minutes
86 likes in an hour
125 likes in 2 hours
I wanted a part 2 to this masterpiece, love it, queen!
This is part 2
I wasn't convinced this was an real dad singing this song until he flipped that banana on the grill... only a father knows how to do that 😅
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
It's true. I'm only an Uncle and I had to resort to flipping an orange.
@@JawshMcCullaugh Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
@@JawshMcCullaugh Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
@@JawshMcCullaugh I would say apples are easier to flip, but that would be comparing apples to oranges.
So I won't.
I miss primary school, but i just finished year 7 and I'm crying soooo much 😢 😢 😭
To everyone in year 6 & 7,
Please treasure your time in yoear 6 & 7, you won't know how much you'll miss it until it's gone 😢❤
This has nothing to do with primary school…
😁 may 🙏 God 🍀 bless 🤞 you 😁🙏🍀🤞👼🔥👍😀❤️😘😊😊
@@SillyStar5ye it does
Thx
I'm in year 4
this must’ve been very painful for u. i’m so proud that you did this!
i'm proud of me too
@@EliseEcklund I need to weigh in on this...
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Friend:Hey! You’re having a barbecue tonight! Can I join?
Her:Sure!
Later…
Friend:Time for the barbecue! What’s on the grill?
Her:A banana😂😂😂😂😂😂.
Loving ever song and video you make. Keep it coming in the year 2024. Happy New Year Eve-eve
Without going into details I’m currently going through the hardest time of my life, no exaggeration. I truly appreciate you for making the content you do. You’ve inspired me to make content too even though I’m highly introverted I’m trying to start expressing my creativity. Continue to make content. Much appreciated.
I love this way too much than I should
Dad pov: what do you call an animal in the north pole with 2 humps?
Me pov: idk
Dad pov: a lost camel hahahahaha
100%: Good Music
100%: Good Singing
1000%: Funny
I gotta say this is the best song i have ever heard!
And she didn't even use autotune! 👏👏👏
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
BRO U AN ALPHA
why is there a reply that says ur an alpha
@@Hii1-i4r Junior Grimmett how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins satan hates all he won’t ever be there or love u God will always be there and loves and cares for u no matter what
WHY AM I BEING RECOMMENDED THIS NOW??? I CAN HEAR THE MUSIC WITH IT 😭😭
These jokes, along with the beautiful singing (100% no autotune no cap), this is judt a masterpiece. Thank you Elise ❤
Gg your first
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Elise Ecklund
You are awesome! Thank you for the joy you bring me.
Thank you!
This is true you are amazing elise eckluck
@@EliseEcklundyes you are amazing and funny
Oh my god.. this is about to be either the most amazing thing I’ve ever heard or the most insufferable thing I’ve ever heard.
truth
Why can't it be both?
@@EliseEcklund Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@@tvrbob8681 Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
@scriv612 Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊❤
“An owl with a BBL” LMAO
Fantastic 😂 English is not my first language but still I got most of the jokes, well done 🥳
This is what I needed today thx ❤
Love it! She always slays. 💅
Thank you!
@@EliseEcklund Your welcome! You’ll probably see me in another of your videos.
0:07 is when ot starts
Jumpscare
as someone who has no autotune, I can confirm this song is no autotune. Good job, Elise!
1:54 the banana killed me
Not my dad vibing to this 😂😭
love that
0:33 no one follows that lol-
I love the beard and the jokes loll
1:28 there is no way she cooked that 😂
I admire that you went out in public like that, total commitment
"the spark the shark MAX PARK always leaving everyone like a question mark" best line ever
Personally my favorite non-auto tune song
same
@@EliseEcklund so nice we can agree on that
@@EliseEcklundhi
“shoutout to the sidewalk for keeping me off the streets”
me: “shoutout to you for going into public with that marker beard.”
Yes… YES! Elise is in her dad era
1:50 wait is that *that* one dress, or does it just look similar?
It sure is the blue and black dress
Dad jokes goes crazy💀
so crazy
1:05 I use to be afraid of speed Bumps🤣
i laughed so hard at this lol, i think that just says something about my humor lol
This song is actually a bop! Well done Elise!!! I can indeed confirm that my mom would wear that dress at the end.
1:58 dad:foods ready kids: what the mother flipping heck!!?! Is dat
Not the dad yard 😭😭😭
1:18 agreed bro
Did anyone else actually find this really funny? (despite not being a dad 😆)
This is actually a masterpiece and made my day. I shall now proceed to torment my friends by making them watch it :)
Such a well made video am I right?😂
Jon Ray Zeke Franklin Débora Raposo Nick Simonetti how could something so complex like the universe and humans be made from bacteria or rocks or evolution we just couldn’t God made it all we have to be ready no one knows when Jesus will return or when we’ll die God bless u ur never to far to turn back he will never leave u good day he cares and loves u how could the things that people say made the universe get here is there was nothing God made it all so many prophecies are being filled from revelations telling us that Jesus is coming back they are happing right now in the world he loves and cares all u have to do to give your life to God is tell him you believe in him and that he sent his son to die for us and that he rose 3 days late and repent or ask for forgiveness of your sins😊
Oh yay more dad jokes in a song
Elise never disappoints. Amazing video! Hope you have a wonderful day! 😀
great job young lady! 👏 did father's day for my JOTW this week and wanted a funny father's day song to go along with it and Elise you brought perfect - your Dad I would imagine is proud of you!
The fake beard was totally necessary. 🥸🧔♀️
I thought it was real
@@alexandroskarbilas3460 LOL HOW 😭
@@alexandroskarbilas3460 yeah how. She’s clearly a girl duh
Ye
I agree
You want to tell me that you sat down and gathered all the dad jokes u knew and made them rhyme.......bravo I am so proud as a dad
You never disappoint when making a video 😂 great job Elise :)
Your so talented in music and jokes in the same time, this one is so effective for new funny musics
She just explained my whole dad rn-
Those jokes gave me too many deep thoughts
My brain is hurting
I can already tell it’s a banger! Elise amazing content I wish I was as talented as you with no autotune at all! Next year you’re gonna be the biggest most famous artist of all time! Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
Lovin’ the beard!
thanks
Dads:MY JOMES ARE THE BEST!!!
You:yeah…..*+*lies*+*. . , ,for sure…..
elise is gonna be one of those youtubers who starts out making weird music as a joke but then ditches it to pursue a real music career and slays it really hard
Omg your beard 😍 Slay
I couldn't stop watching this! We NEED a third part!!!!
This is so funny 😅😅
Can’t believe you made a second one, this is awesome
This song 2x faster sounds better than most modern rappers 💀
You are so amazing , talented and gorgeous! 🤗
This is art! I really like you kind of humor (and not only in this video)
But what really sticks on me is the part from 1:05-1:15 ! That so „on time rapping“ and so good use over „over done“ autotune ! 😀
Maybe its because i have two big speedbums right in front of my house every morning, and i am chanting you song every time! 🤗
Keep it up!
You are making people happy all over the world !
Greetings from an „old“ guy from Germany!
Do our grandfathers call those son jokes?
This song sent me to Heaven
0:55 My fav part❤😂
I never knew I needed this
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked my own comment
because nobody else wanted to
That last part got me falling off my chair 😂
Ur Dad.
ok you got me with that one
I LOVE THIS SONG TO MUCH I SUBBED TO YOUR UA-cam CHANNEL ELISE
1 like-2 jumps
thank you for flipping that banana at the end. that made me laugh so hard and i dont know why but i felt like shit before i watched this so whatever
Do you like Steve terreberry🤭 he said to please date him in his most recent video
My friend Lynn be like when she tells us dad jokes:
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
You can't tuna fish
Actually, a guitar is a musical instrument while a fish is a gilled limbless animal that wholly lives in water.
An older version comes from the music of the late 60's early 70's either song title or album name " You can tune a piano but you can't tune a fish ''
These jokes are aactually hilarious LOLLLL
Sonic runs for his life
I have literally been watching this video for almost an entire week and I just can’t stop it is amazing because I now know the hole song of by hart
1:50 NOT THAT DRESS!😭 my friends were just fighting over what colour it was
You do really good on these songs. Keep it up!!!
Literally what I was forced to listen every day in gym
I subbed and liked PURELY on the basis of how you pushed that mower😂
Congrats on the baby
showed my dad this
10/10 do recommend showing this to your dad
😃
yess the pt 2 we never asked for but needed it'
thanks eliseeee
We need a 1 hour loop PLS 😢
0:21 guts?
🎵I wanna get him back🎵
🎵I’m so obsessed with your ex🎵
🎵it’s a bad idea right?🎵
🎵I’m a perfect all American🎵
😂Never heard dads jokes sung like that. You have a great talent kept them coming.
How do you spot Will Smith in a snow storm? You search for the FRESH PRINTS!
Or make a joke about his wife and he'll find you!
When you sang the parts about the vacuum cleaner and the Velcro, it reminded me of the Gravity Falls episode A Tale of 2 Stans where Gruncle Stan is telling his backstory to Dipper and Mable, and in one scene of his flashback, he was trying to sell vacuum cleaners, and he tells this one person that the vacuum sucks more then anything, and the one scene in the flashback where he was advertising bandaids on tv, and his slogan for them was, it’s a total rip off. 🤣
Ok but I legit thought i made up the cheese joke as a kid, Cs once my ma made nacho cheese and my brother who love to eat outta others plates Said "whats that" me and my sister in sync said "Nacho cheese go get ur own" we were proud of our Not purposeful joke
I made a song for you
In My Hands
Verse 1:
Lost in the chaos, a search for control,
I dream of power, a story to unfold.
A dissonant melody, battles I've fought,
But inside I'm fighting, my soul overwrought.
Pre-Chorus:
Memories haunting, echoes from my past,
Longing to be free, to make my mark at last.
A relatable character, just figuring things out,
In this world of power and control, I shout.
Chorus:
In my hands, I hold the fate, the key,
A mosaic of moments, what will they be?
With power comes consequence, choices I must make,
Yearning for control, how much can I take?
Verse 2:
From pigtails to business suits, growth and change,
Amidst the victories won, and loves to arrange.
Hearts both broken and mended, stories intertwine,
In my hands, destiny's cards align.
Pre-Chorus:
But with each success, a question marks my mind,
Am I really in control, or just chasing the grind?
A relatable character, unsure of my role,
Emotions entangled, tethered to my soul.
Chorus:
In my hands, I hold the fate, the key,
A mosaic of moments, what will they be?
With power comes consequence, choices I must make,
Yearning for control, how much can I take?
Bridge:
Every step I take, comes with its own weight,
Balancing dreams and desires, it's never too late.
I'll cherish the memories, both joyous and blue,
For in those moments, strength will find me too.
Chorus:
In my hands, I hold the fate, the key,
A mosaic of moments, what will they be?
With power comes consequence, choices I must make,
Yearning for control, how much can I take?
Outro:
In the end, it's not about what I command,
But the power found within, to understand.
A relatable character, searching for control,
With every beat of my heart, I'll conquer my role.
your welcome
@BeefyDie2what?
THIS IS SO CALMING THANKS ELISE😊