Parents Share Stories About the Biggest Losers Their Kids Have Dated
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*Don't have to worry about dating losers if you never date anyone*
*goes to cry in a corner (like always)*
Captain Diomedes
goes to cry in all way (like corner)
Doesn’t that make you the loser though?
Hahhahahah XD Being edgy is so funny and original!!!
I have found my people
The last story makes me sick.
Also, Antique Scissors Girl didn't seem THAT bad.
i know, teenagers can be like that, a bit shy and antisocial and not the most gracious in small talk, nothing for granny to get her nickers twisted for years to come.
I mean, she could have elaborated a little on the scissors part. But other than that?
no she definitely sounds like a weirdo. Super pale, long black hair covering her face. She’s on some weird emo shit for sure. Let’s not pretend like collecting scissors is a normal hobby for a teen either lmao.
brrr Nothing wrong with anything you just said
@@Devantejah Scissors = sharp.
Emo (Nearly edgelord) Teen + Sharp = Cut Wrist
The last one started out sounding like their own daughter was the loser with refusing to pay rent and being ungrateful enough to the people who were housing her to get kicked out multiple times, but than her BF/husband took it to the the next level.
They deserve each other.
@@Etelvinicius That's heartless. She is lazy, but no one deserves that excuse of a human being.
Njideka Ike that’s not even an excuse it’s like calling a wet paper towel an excuse for paper
They're perfect for each other.
Nemän tjenare sven
Violence isn't the answer
But Tim? Nah, he needs something worse
For tim violence isn’t the answer. It’s the question and the answers is yes
*C h a i n s a w B l e n d e r*
Honey_ Veemo 👌
He🏒🏒
Who would've guessed that the guy from Alabama was sleeping with his cousin.
Patrick Baker-Evens Agreed
I thought it was the wife's cousin?
In either scenario, it's still someone's cousin. lol
I can hear the deadpan/sarcastic humor voice coming from this comment
I'm not suprised.
@@BrightEmber lmao
I feel bad for the parents in the last story :(
Well stories like that usually end in a handful of ways, usually involving them being physically assaulted or murdered.
f those parents
@@august101wheatley8 why?? They did their research found it true and tried to get their daughter away from that monster (assuming all that OP is saying is true) and you're here saying f those parents?
@@warren5037 typing "F" to pay respects is a meme 4head
remember to not be an idiot and date that kind of person everyone
I’m 99% sure Tim threatened to do something if the daughter went home.
Lovely lil Shiba Exactly what I thought too. Maybe to her parents or their children. That’s usually what happens in a similar case
I'm not sure. Sometimes love is enough of a drug to stay. He probably just got really sweet and she felt bad for leaving. Emotional abuse is a crazy thing to be a victim of.
I'm sure the sweet shit worked at the beginning, but I think when she got scared for her well being and refused to leave when the police came that she was definitely being threaten. It's hard to leave when you got emotional manipulation and abuse, on top of threats of physical harm to yourself and your kids.
aand you have got 299 likes
I'm 99% sure she just calmed down and returned to "normal" blind state. Such occasions are not so uncommon, I've already heard same stories several times, so I predicted the end right after "we book a flight" moment.
To me there are two ways of sorting this shit out: either dig a hole in the ground for Timmy, or let her go completely. Personally, I would've told her to GTFO right after "she told she was scared for her safety" moment and I would've made her remember she had been warned.
The ones who think they don't need help just can't be helped. Anyone who develops an addiction by their own will can't be helped until they suddenly realize what they've done and how blind they were. Sometimes it never happens. But attempts to talk them out of it are of no use, but wasting your own time and mental health. Worse, even if you manage to help them, they would never thank you for that, and will likely get in the same trouble again, cause you prevent them from understanding how wrong they are. Unfortunately, for people who lack critical thinking and let their emotions rule their head, such understanding just has to come through struggling. I would be happy to be wrong here.
Is no one going to mention the guy who took advice from his carpet?
*while also on acid. If someone needs drugs to get a spiritual experience it's not really spiritual and they wouldn't know what that would be if it bit them in the butt.
@@aria5614 your * * didn't work lol
I'm definitely not gonna argue you're wrong because L can be a very powerful and scary drug at times, but if a person is trying to change a negative aspect of their life (say with a drug or depression, but NOT psychosis or any of the such) then they might get word of wind to try dosing. It helled me straighten my life a bit and I've seen it work on friends stuck on hard stuff.
@@VideoGamesRus100 note: what you said is backed by facts, psychedelic drugs have a high rate of treating and curing things like depression, anxiety, and PTSD.
Loosecat 56 you do realize the human race has been using drugs for thousands of years to get spiritual enlightenment...
Tim is the kind of person that stops society from evolving.
Sleeping with relatives does prevent evolution.
fck Tim
@@@lydiam95 Yeah... that's probably not a good idea.
Honestly, if you're stupid enough to stay with a guy like that, you didn't have much hope to begin with
probably anti vaxx and flat earther, maybe furry too...
Damn, that last story makes me feel so sad for the parents, can't imagine the pain they're dealing with.
I feel bad for the daughter who appears to be in an abusive relationship. I'm willing to bet that Tim forced been to stay fhere, with him threatening her bodily harm or something like that.
@@pancake7117 someone needs to off him
@@ThirdGradeProductions yeah, blame the victim
@@Vintres51 you cant deny that she also shares blame in this case
@Inferno abusive relationships are a lot more complicated than that. She likely *wants to* leave, but can't because she's worried about what he'll do if he finds her, and told her parents she wanted to stay due to whatever Tim threatened her/the children with, and thinks she's protecting herself/her family.
When Alabama gets mentioned, you just know.....
Autism Cat 😂😂
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Florida Jr.
I live in Alabama and everything has been fine (at least i think so)
@@honeiibunnn7522 SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
For that last story I got a feeling one of them gonna snap. I can already see the news headlines.
"Local Alabama man/woman found dead in a trailer park"
hope that girl at the end gets out of that abusive manipulative situation. she really needs to get a hold of herself and leave that Tim character
Also hope she grows a brain
I hope the girl and tim suffer and that the babies are spared of their parent's sin and idiocy.
She's done for.
Probably going to do the opposite and have another baby. I think the parents were biased and couldn't tell she was a big loser too.
Stop replying and saying that the girl was stupid. She was abused and obviously has Stockholm Syndrome. She wasn't stupid, she was damaged and scared.
The last one broke my heart
I was so sure it was gonna end up well as it got to the end but damn that hurt...
Same here :/
Sad part: Reminded me to something that happened to a friend of mine. Basically same shit (isolation, manipulation, guilt tripping, controlling, incredible jealousy, etc) with the difference that they at least have a good job and no baby (yet). They also don't live half a continent away, but right in the nearest town. Sometimes i meet her mother, who got this broken smile while explaining that the whole situation "isn't that bad anymore". She does this while knowing, as well as i do, that her daughter was threatened by her SO that, if she ever left him, he would commit suicide, forcing her to stay. It's also worth noting that he already had 8 gfs, while she never had a relationship before.
I tried to help for a year or so, untill she decided that this relationship was more worth to her than our friendship and asked me to stop contacting her so she wouldn't have "to argue with him about this" anymore. After that she got even more brainwashed, to the point she defends him and shatters every critical voice with the good ol' "You don't understand this, so don't judge!".
@@valentinmitterbauer4196 I dated a narcissist(and a horrible person) and when I left he sent me text messages one night saying that if I don t go syee him, he ll kill himself. I called emergency and gave them his number, they called him and he said he was just drunk. I met the day after and the guy was like nothing happened while I had the worst fright of my life. Turns out he was just trying to manipulate me (that s his nature; thank God I worked out of the relztionship just 6 months in). It s probably the same with your friend, he is just guilt tripping her and toying with her feelings for him.
Haha you weenies believe everything you read.
I would give scissors girl a chance
She was basically Edward scissor hands
Yeah, don't see why it's so creepy to collect scissors.
yeah maybe she was just going through her edgy phase, i was like that once
I kinda feel bad for hef
Nothing wrong with a lady who likes to scissor. 😉
There would be a murder if the girl in the last story was my daughter.
Waylon Greger same bruh
Dude, same no matter the cost or if I end up with prison for life. Treat my daughter like that and your dead, simple...
I am 17 years old, and i still wanna thrash him...how evil can someone be
At some point you have to face the idea that your kid is a pos too now
I would've contacted the police on that guy.
0:00: Oh what silly stories lol
6:20-11:20: I have crippling depression
Exactly bruh
Jesus I just realized how long the last one was
My faith in humanity is crumbling
They deserved each other
DAX Miner true but did her parents deserve it?
That last story makes me sick to the stomach, like every other average case of abuse
(I.e the person wants to leave, but when people come to take her away she is too attached to him, and doesn’t go, and stays. One day she will leave though, or die trying, or even worse, die without trying, but it’s strictly limited to those)
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
Yep. At that point she just got programmed by her husband. The only way for her brain to breal through is with a shock. So I might sound bad but I hope that Tim does something really bad that can shock her and free her from his weight.
How is that an abusive relationship? Think about really hard and listen to that part again. No where does it say he hit her, raped her, or abused her. It only says he was accused of doing those things in the past, told to them by his ex wife, which who knows if she was telling the truth. All he is guilty of as far as we can tell, is not wanting to let her see her parents and not wanting to bend to their schedule because they refuse to come to the baby shower, despite everyone else agreeing to the time and location. And at the end, that just sounds like they were having a heated argument, again it does not say he hit her at all. It really sounds like to me that the parents just wanted to separate them because they don't like him.
@@Traditional_American bruv tim lives in a trailer smokes brags about shit he didnt do and is super posessive and manipulative. on top of even being accused of those other things that's an enormous red flag
@@Traditional_American youre joking right? you literally ignored the phone smashing, the threats, and her being terrified of him enough to call her parents and also contact a neighbor to drive her away? the way you replied makes it sound like YOU are an abuser in an abusive relationship
@@Traditional_American it could be a mentally/emotionally abusive relationship. And the ex did give info that ended up being true (except the cousin fuckin part, no paperwork to verify that one) & the daughter verified that info & said she was aware.
Having said that, it does look like the parents don't like him & want them to break up, and based on what they said, her actions b4 she got with Tim, seem to indicate she had some emotional or perhaps behavioral issues. She didn't appear to be well adjusted, and she dug that hole herself, then refused to climb out, even when help was offered, so she might be genuinely happy
"Kid tried to make me think he didnt know what a potato was"
*Actually happened kid is that you?*
WHAT I WAS THINKINGGG
THATS WHAT I WAS GONNA SAY
Actually Happened took it from an infamous Reddit story, and then made the dude British for whatever reason. The comment is in reference to that.
You read my mind!
I was actually thinking planet dolan
Edit: nvm it was actually happened where I saw that I just remembered
The way “babby” is pronounced.
It's an old meme.
Pat W old meme
how girl get pragnet
pregante
Pregananant
women: "men can't multitask"
Tim: "hold my beer"
LMAO
See they want you to hold there beer they can’t even hold it themselves while doing things. Point demonstrated
We can see his limit he needed woman to hold his beer
if he could truly multitask he wouldnt need someone to hold his beer as he beat his wife, peasant
@@ThePikeOfDestiny
That is the most random insult I have ever seen... peasant, lmao
Bold of you to assume I dated.
Was your sarcasm still on when you wrote this? :D
Bold of you to assume that others have dated.
I don't even understand the concept of just dating someone. To me, I need to find someone meaningful and good for each other and then it will be a serious relationship, couple-like. I don't like just dating. I don't even like the word dating, it's not precise at all and has different meanings for everyone.
@@thynisia396 Well, how are you going to find someone "meaningful and good" if you don't know anything about them? Point of dating is to get to know to each other, figure out if you want to be together and only then move to committed relationship, if you like each other.
It would be rather radical to move in with someone at first meeting. You might end up like the last woman in the video, or the anime predator...
Also, your last point applies to everything. One's utopia is another's dystopia. But dating is pretty universal in the West, at least how it seems from my language studies.
@@arcticalpine75 420 or 69?
When you hear Alabama, you know some crazy shit is gonna go down
Evan Lobo FRFR
Or Florida, if we're talking states
Or the Bronx
evelyn wheeler damnnn
The 15 y/o cousin... oof
Moral of the video: Don't be like Tim
Or don't hook up with Tim.
The last one I swear my dad would kick his ass then turn around and kick mine lol. Him for being abusive and me for letting it continue
You have a good dad
@@AFellowCyberman I'm just putting it the way it is. It's really just a joke about my dad and his type of personality. He's over protective and can be kind of annoying so in reality he may not beat me but he'd be mad at me. Basically it's just a joke.
@@Mastikator I wish I can say that but he is really annoying sometimes. He used to lecture my family on Saturdays about his religion no one cares about for 2 hours straight. Usually just long bearded guys talking about random stuff.
@@AFellowCyberman Oh ok then
@@AFellowCyberman Stockholm Syndrome doesn't exist. I've checked the DSM hundreds of times and it's not in there.
Mom:Honey, why did you quit your job.. _again??_
Guy: well my carpet told me to.
Mom:
Guy:
Mom:
Carpet:
That guy is where humanity failed. What did we do wrong society?
@@redacted299 in that universe im already dead!
Carpet:
Genie: You really oughta quit giving Al bad advice, rug man.
Strong doesn’t mean smart.
I think the first one is a joke, and I think the last one is very sad and appalling.
"Tim" and people like him are the worst kind of people. I only hope that those people's daughter realizes what kind of relationship she's in one day and leaves it for good, takes her children and just leaves.
I also hope "Tim" gets arrested one day.
Truly despicable.
First one was definitely a reference to another askreddit thread
In one askreddit thread about awkward experiences with in-laws, one guy wrote how he pretended not to know what a potato is, largely as joke. The father-in-law was not amused so the guy decided to go all the way for some. Father was pissed off, but Reddit loved it.
@@markomihajlovic7091 oh, well actually, I heard about that from "actually happened" not directly, but from someone else talking about the channel, and one of the examples was of this guy pretending to not know what potatoes were for a joke.
Personally, I think that's a stupid joke. There's no punchline, no hook, no grip, nothing that would make something like that funny.
So I wouldn't be much amused either. I don't know if this was real or what or who decided to do that but overall, I just think that's a terrible joke.
If that woman was my daughter I would've called the police on him before they got married.
Scissors girl would definitely be popular online
“babby daddy”
The first post immediately made me think of that video from ACTUALLY HAPPENED with the story about the boy thinking he was funny by lying about him not knowing what a potato was at the family dinner
Edit: I know that story from actually happened isn't real, I'm just stating something I remembered lol chill
That story was stolen from another subreddit. All of there stories are fake
yeah I think it might be a reference to that
same
@Wicked oh my god someone gets it
I got the reference too! And yeah, ACTUALLY HAPPENED is know to copy-paste reddit stories not matter if they're true or not.
OKAY BUT WHY WOULD YOU LET A 14 YEAR OLD BE WITH A 22 YEAR OLD???
Tatiquietaa EXACTLY LIKE WTF
Because it's what they want, and you've known the 22yo for years. Since I was 14, I have only had a single bf younger than 25 (age 16), and was still with his dad more often. Teenage boys/girls are gross af.
Exactly thats messed up as f**k
The logic is if they straight up banned it the 14 y/o would secretly keep in contact, and probably put herself in danger. If the parents allow the relationship however they can (as the story says) make sure she's never alone with him and in a short period prove to the daughter he's a creep and make her end the relationship.
I'd have hurt someone like Tim and got myself a court case.
you misspelled murder
Its only murder if someone finds the body..
There's only a court casd if there is witnesses.
I'd make the government look the other way too..
The sad irony of life is that for one moment of justice against a PoS like Tim, you'd probably end up doing time while that serial abuser and loophole slipper goes unscathed and continues his rampant destruction of other people's lives.
The last one just hurt my heart ;_;
Which one?
...the last one :P
Well it hurt my head.
No logic anywhere inside that woman's head as far as I could see, and she was stubborn as a mule to boot.
Then again, deciphering what women think isn't my strongest suit.
Sounds of your heart, said the cardiologist.
That last story absolutely broke my heart
I'm on a next level of loser that I will never even be able to have kids
That's how they work.
You are everywhere!
That's actually a great thing! Less drama, more money and more time for yourself and significant other
go away
At least not in a relationship like the poor girl in the last one.
A moment of silence for our fallen, NTR'd brother. On Prom night, no less.
What does NTR stand for?
Xalted netorare ねとられ its a japanese term that means to steal one's lover
@@Hackeras13 what onion said. The japanese word for it is, using the romanian alphabet, Netorare
@@onionmonarchy2538 To be more precise, stealing one's lover by doing sexual activities
Who cares. She got pregnant with an idiot and lives with him, and more than likely got disowned since she was kicked out while with a child. She got what she deserved
the last story is why you think and act with logic and reasoning and not emotions.
mandavaler libtard destroyed with FACTS and LOGIC
In all seriousness, you can’t ask for people to do that. Not everyone is an emotionless robot, and emotion is stronger than logic to the human mind.
@@rico9163 that's why you have to train yourself to put your emotions in there place.
Isaiah maiolo-rentas In some situations such as the one described in the video, yes you should. But you don’t want to be a sociopath either
@@rico9163 How does controlling your emotions turn you into a sociopath?
@@chillnecron8157 ok incel, keep ignoring your emotions, be emotionally illiterate, and see how far that gets you in a relationship.
Daughter dated Sal who didn't have any editing software, so he had to make memes using UA-cam comments, making him tonight's biggest loser.
But didn't YOU make a meme using UA-cam comments making YOU tonight's biggest loser?
@@lowgun5181 he roasted sal, so its okay
@@lowgun5181 r/wooosh (?)
Lol i love that show
That was my first thought when I saw the title, lol
HEY POSSIBLY CONTROVERSIAL OPINION HERE
maybe if a 14 year old is in a relationship with a 30 year old it's okay to tell them that's unhealthy.
Why is that controversal
@@sokratesteron5845 I think taboo or illegal would have been a better word.
When she said she admired her for not discouraging it I scoffed. If I didn't do it, my husband would call the cops
Yall don't understand that if you separate them the girl will literally chase the dude. Let me guess if your 14yo was chasing a 20+yo dude you'd lock her in and give her house arrest, and then wonder a few months later why her belly got such a big bump? Kids are kids which means if you tell them "no they're an adult" and bring logic to the table, they're gonna do it JUST to make it a metaphorical slap in your face. The sister acted great and very calmly, as we see it worked
If it's an unhealthy relationship, sure.
But if they're happy and treating each other well, there's no reason to intervene. When I was 15, my man was 28. My parents approved, and he's remained a long time family friend.
The first one tho-
I heard that story on "Actually Happened"
Oh me too
They stole it from Reddit
Gentleman's Pancake yeah they did... but that story might be fake, i hope both sides are true and this is a crazy coincidence
SooshiCake i was just bout to comment!! so it really IS true :0
claudiablue it probably isn’t but just someone referencing it... I hope it is though
Cousin, Trailer, drug addict......
SWEET HOME ALABAMA!!!!
That profile pic makes your comment perfect😁😁😁😁
ROLL TIDE
My girlfriend is like the square root of -100, 10/10 but also imaginary.
r/suicidebywords
Bro this has to be one of the greatest jokes ever
Someone is going to steal this for reddit karma and that's what makes me want to dead the internet.
The Great Weeb Inteelctual this joke is already stolen. It’s old.
Is the math off here, or did I look at this wrong?
6:05 that “babby” gave me life
The last one genuinely pissed me off 😡
The last stories of the reddit videos are always the most intense.
2:55 this chick is gonna become one of those entitled moms one day
And ask for the manager every time she goes shopping
And then she's gonna take the kids like the Karen she is.
1:12 I dont know why but i was imagining a seal putting on a navy suit and teach that weird guy a lesson.
I mean.....
I did date a girl for around a month or two?
My parents never knew it happened
And the relationship basically never happened so.....
‘Salright man. Same here. At 15 I have nothing to worry ‘bout tho...
At 13.....
Well I’ve already accepted the fact I’ll die alone so I honestly don’t care
I have found my people
Let’s all die alone together lads
Same
The last story, damn
I wondered why my chakra points were off . I'm one week from my 19th year at the same job . Sonofa . . .
dude of course could have just said that the work stress will kill you, so i wont work. but selling drugs is not any better, just as stressful as doing work if not more.
@Big Brained Fedora Tippa or he could just get some deent education and get a decent paying job. But hippies are like socialism - it just doesnt work.
He was kind of pissed off cause he couldn’t Do a rasengan
0:05 There was an *Actually Happened* video about the kid who did that it was hilarious 🤣
They stole it from reddit (specifically r/TIFU) like everything else
My sister is currently engaged to a boy (Early 20s) who lied about military service. Not only that, but about being injured while sniping on a rooftop, while in the Marines. He also lied about certification in Car Mechanics and Cosmetology. He lied about having his Master’s degree from MIT. And he “forgot” where he had done his undergrad. He completely isolated her from all her friends, except one. He has convinced her that they were “bad friends for her”, so she’s fine with it. She previously had a consistent job schedule, in a retail environment. She then switched to a job where she could take him with her, UberEats. He also would follow her to class at college. He would either go into the lectures with her, or sit outside the door. She is convinced she can’t stand being anywhere without him basically. She proposed to him earlier this year, and expects us to be happy about it. It’s a Star Wars wedding...
I think she can do much better, and I think she’s linked this boy to her growing up as a person. So she thinks he’s responsible for her feeling more stable and such. When I think he’s really just making it worse. He has no job, and my parents and siblings don’t know what to do without her just leaving the family because we aren’t supportive. But there’s her “prize”.
Had to cut contact with a friend of mine because she didn't believe her SO was abusive and controlling.
I wanted so badly to help her, but unless he was physically harming her. There wasn't much I could do
My parents can't say that people that I have dated are losers cuz I haven't dated any
which is why it's so unfortunate that they still have a loser in the family
@@EMETRL funny comment 😩😩😩😩
Ah okay, I thought it's because you don't have parents.
I hope if I fall in love, I wont loose my sense of logic like some of the people in this video.
I see this happen too often. This should be rule number 1 for love. Never become blind
WAIT THE FIRST ONE. IM GONNA COPY PASTE A DIFFERENT STORY.. HOLD UP.
Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.
My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.
I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.
When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.
Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.
So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"
They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?"
And she was like "A potato."
And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."
And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.
They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.
This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "fucked up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.
Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're fucking with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."
Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"
That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.
Finally the father said I should "Get the fuck out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.
Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.
I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway.
Good shitpost
Good bullshit
Boil em mash em stick em in a stew
I feel like the first one made an ACTUALLY HAPPENED story
Lol dude your videos' final stories are always super intense.
What is this thing called "dating." Arranged marriages are where it's at.
oh
I wish that was a thing
Megaque it is in many cultures
@@infiltratious8195 shit, I meant to say where I live
Well believe it or not but I chose to have an arrangement marriage when I got a good suitor that I saw and knew he had a reputation for being kind and it was the best thing to ever happen to me, I love him so much my heart could explode but again I had the first say in everything that was happening and I think that's why it went good.
On a serious note: that last one ain’t right...
is Tim’s real name *Milos?*
Don't you dare to speak illfully of Ricardo Milos
Player7 i think she was talking about milos mentioned in shanes video
I was gonna like this comment but it already has 69 likes...
Edit: ok some people ruined it, I can like it now
0:00
anyone think of i broke up with my gf because of potatoes?
Yes!!!
oh so I wasn't the only one, cool
i once on vacation became friends with a girl quite quickly
i thought it would be funny if i told her mother with a super serious face that i didnt know what potatoes were
but girlfriend, damn, that wouldve been a god damn record.
weird joke, but weird mother XD
oh yeah btw that story was stolen from some subreddit
as in the one you guys are probs talkin bout (the ACTUALLY HAPPENED one)
2 words for that last one
Call
CPS
Child protective services won't get involved without any actual evidence of abuse or neglect, but their previous history may give grounds for an investigation. It's still difficult because the parents would just deny any accusation regardless of previous criminal history if confronted. So it'd basically lead nowhere. Unless the children complain to an adult and testify against their parents, or if a cop sees the abuse, a doctor reports injuries as possible abuse, or someone records it and give it to the police, there won't be any evidence.
The first comment was the father from a greentext and the guy who did it explained his story. It was hilarious
The last one tho.... She's guilty of all of it, they were trying to warn her but she was stupid so now deal with it jeez there are really dumb people out there
Marvel: this is the most ambitious crossover event in history.
Me: 0:05
I feel like only 5 people are going to get this
I got it!
I only got it because of the top comments that were talking about this
I get it!!
well， that "I like scissors" one, wasn't she joking about the hair needed to get cut by a pair of scissors constantly…?
夜宫yomiya she sounds like someone with extreme social anxiety. Like when u dont know what to say so you say something weird...
@@BlogVomMax yeah， I know because if that happened I will say the same joke.
The last one was hard to listen to I hate people like Tim and hope one day the daughter will realize how much her parents just want to help and protect her in an actual genuine way
6:15 I just love how the whole time that person spelled “baby” wrong
pretty sure it was intentional
Meh
"How is babby formed" is an ancient meme from Yahoo of all places
@@GretgorPooper Im glad I now know the origin
@@GretgorPooper PREGANANANT
0:05 Is this a crossover with that one subreddit actually happened stole there story from?
Mr Neddlemouse: The legendary Sanic Master I think it’s a joke
I actually thought excactly the same thing.
OH GOOD I THOUGHT I WAS GOING CRAZY
Mr Neddlemouse: The legendary Sanic Master SAME
The one where the guy pretends that he doesn't know what potatoes are when he goes to his now former girlfriend's house for the first time. And her parents are like' is he stupid'. If I'm not wrong, the dudes dad was in on it too
The Potato just keeps coming back over and over and over again
I LOVE IT!
My brother was married to a nurse that literally cheated on him all over the hospital she works at. EVEN IN THE CATHEDRAL. When he took their kids while she wasn't home because she was extremely unstable upon getting caught, she sent her dad down here WITH A GUN. it took my brother taking his Glock up, and bringing his kids with him, to get this guy to fuck off and convince him that they wanted to come (which is totally the case, we talked about it for like a week beforehand. Everything was planned. No one was in danger.)
We have guns all around the inside of the entrance to our house, as well as a baseball bat.
And that was 5 years ago.
1:00 I didn't think navy seals were allowed to tell anyone. If so, I think that is a dead giveaway. Please correct if I am wrong.
Somebody's clearly never read American Sniper or Lone Survivor...
@@mnguy98 if those are true/accurate stories, thank you for correcting me. :)
Nothing stops u from saying it
Jokes on you I don’t have kids, I can’t get a girlfriend
-4 Subscribers with a hammer addiction no way same
Same here, after all what chick wants a 6 foot 6 tall dude interested in anime, gaming, movies, tv, reading, road trips and such. Yup chicks that want that don't exist.
Morgrim DarkHeart yeah it sometimes be like that we can’t control it we just have to deal with it...
Hey you plus me cant make 3 but dogs are great let's have seven
You guys can easily get a girl but the real question is is she be worth it or right for you?
I'm praying for these parents/ siblings. Its sad
Prayers is nothing but wishful thinking. It doesn't 'help' anybody but yourself. It will only give you a false sense of self-worth and satisfaction without actually changing anything for the better. If you want to help people, do it through actions. There are for example many charities out there who help people like the ones in the video. Donate to one of them.
@@madman2u Alrighty tighty here, Mr. ""Mad man." I'm not necessarily a religious person, but saying the ever-so-horrible word "prayers" is actually a term of respect. When you live in an extremely religious community like I do, you learn a thing or too. I can clearly see that you're an athiest, and that's fine and dandy. Lucky for you, I'm not extremely religious and more open to suggestions. However, you would do well to remember that if that had been a religious persons comment and not mine, you would never be forgivin. Someone's religion is something they take very personally, and you could really hurt them. Frankly, I don't believe you would care. But it it would make a difference to keep your thoughts to yourself everyone once in a while. As I am a minor, I cannot do very much as far as donations go, but I *hope* things will get better for these people. Have a good day :)
Army💙
@@madman2u You are wrong here. You say you need to help that person with actions and on the next part you say by donating.
So if I have a close friend/ family member with an issue you suggest me to donate to a random company to "help" her / him instead of taking ACTUAL action for example convincing them for therapy and driving them there and be close for mental support.
No better donate to a random company that will help them, lol never read anything so retarded this is even worse than your other comment about incest.
Please stop spreading your stupidity.
"This seems like a good time for a drink, and a quick calculated prayer with pointless murmuring. A prayer about love, about order, concern, power. But prayers are for fools. Now is the time for action"
That Tim guy needs to be locked up already
10:20 omfg, this is so much chaos in a single post ?!?!?
That first story sounds VERY familiar...
It on some crappy story channel(Idr the name) on youtube
WAIT 0:05 I SAW THAT SHIT SOMEHWERE FROM THE DUDES PERSPECTIVE
It was on the ACTUALLY HAPPENED channel about the dude who said he didnt know what a potato was to his ex
Actually happened stole the story from a reddit post that was like 6 years older, the original poster confirmed that it was not him
“kid made me think he didn’t know what a potato was”
I’ve heard every side of the story in this incident LMAO
clicking this video to be sure im not part of it
*I don't have my kids anymore because of Karen*
I love how everyone on planet earth immediately knows who Karen is and what she took
**Plummets from bridge into water**
Karen please bring them back.
It's interesting to see all these messed up life stories, while I'm sitting here being depressed about my crush online-dating a dude from an anime forum who lives on the other side of Europe.
Wow, that last story is equal parts infuriating and sad.
I like the background music!!!!
8:15 *SWEET HOME ALABAMA*
If I had a daughter and she told me she was moving to Alabama I would have a panic attack.
Any other location
5:20 why would the dad do that all for a girl friend's friend?
i know. "son dated a girl who said she had a friend who needed a ride to the prom. i agreed"
....WhY?
i just hope it wasnt because the father had a crush on the girl, too. yuck.
Man the last one makes me wanna cry dude I thought it was gonna end happy for just a second
0:41 Getting deployed is not a few weeks, that’s usually TDY
What TDY?
Oranges Are Blue I have no clue what it stands for cause i never asked my dad but im pretty sure the person in the military leaves off to another place to get schooling or training, it usually lasts about 2-4 weeks
i thought this would be funny .... now i feel sad :'(
6:14 story, at least the ex owned up to it and did what he could to take care of her
That last one... "let her leave." I can not explain how much that makes my blood boil. If that were my daughter I would have *personally* shown up to that trailer with the entire police force behind me.
I think it would sound slightly better overall if the music levels were brought down a little bit. I dig your content, subbed just now
Yeah the Kirby theme on loop gets pretty annoying especially if you watch multiple videos in a row.
I was like "heh, video about me..." but happly it was worst then I thought, I had expectation of list of socialy awkward gamers that have heavy depression
1:52 im a huge horror fan and if i met a girl like that oh boy i hit the jackpot a perfect creepy girlfriend
wtf
@@chickenwing2453 what?
@@adondondindin oh yeah yeah
I want a spooky goth gf :(
I love how every comment here is about tim
Lol that first one was sooo meta 😂
Was the first one a ACTUALLY HAPPENED reference?
Either they're referencing the video or the kid saw that video and tried to do it himself
W Christman haha yeah
that vid was stolen story booth was the one who made it
Or this is a terrifying coincidence and that story is real
Fun fact: ACTUALLY HAPPENED copied that story from another reddit post.
The biggest loser anyone's son/daughter has ever dated is me lmao ;-;
The first one (Tried to convince me that he didn’t know what a potato is) was so funny lmao
omfg the first one🤣 i watched a story booth (or something along those lines) abt a kid who convinced his gfs parents he didn’t know what a potato was, wonder if it’s the same person