Teachers Relay the Most Disturbing Item They Ever Confiscated from a Student
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Teacher: (trips over backpack)
Teacher: do they have bricks in there
Child: yup
Bruuuuuh
I find that one relatable because my bag is usually very heavy (upwards of 8 kg) and everybody is like "What are you carrying in there, bricks?".
Teacher:you weren’t supposed to do that!
Hehe NOBODY CARES!
Letaps take a sec to look at his profile pic
Kid: *reaches for gun*
Teacher: " bOI YOU BETTAH SCRAMBLE LIKE AN EGG BEFORE I FOLD YOU LIKE AN OMELET"
This just made my day LOL 😂👏👏
😂😂😂😂
OMG 😆😆😆😆
Sarah Neff 😂😂😂👏🏼👌🏼
👌🏽
In my old school some guy brought his pet Guinea pig to class frequently as good luck charm. He had it in his pants pocket and fed it treats periodically so it would stay quiet.
Until one day he got caught and had to admit to the principal he had a guineapig with him.
He carried it around openly for the rest of the day. It was adorable. Everyone loved it.
"so is that a guinea pig in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
@@mlabs6005 pffft
I must meet this human.... And guinea pig
FR3AK VANKUCHEN how did it even fit?
Wolf Lord might not have been a guinea pig. Maybe a hamster
the person who took the pieces of puzzles away so it was unsolvable...
cruel
Yup
9:20 she's dead
Reminds me of that guy who stole old family photos at parties
Expirio 0908 wait wut?
What a prank
A kid brought a lighter and was lighting up her nerf gun bullets in the corner, wearing goggles. It was like living in a meme. I just walked away
That is.....AMAZING
Haha that’s fucking awesome
Cool lmao
Such a mood
I'd join in
7:09
Teacher: Whaddaya have in there? Bricks? *Laughter*
Student: Uhhh, Yeah.
Student: HOW DID YOU KNOW TOM WE HAVE TO DO IT NOW
Tom: *throws brick at teachers head*
Both: *run*
is this the sequel to that one prorevenge story about a teacher kicking people's bags lmao
“Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”
“Hey. These are bricks. Why do you have bricks in your bag?”
@@agw6606 I can just see blurred pictures of the teachers head getting hit and them being nothing but tiny blurred blips in the background 🤣🤣🤣
1:22
Kid: reaches for gun
Teacher: (bap) now try to reach for the gun
You can not
(Grows another arm) Kid:Well I could but I could reach for... and then he grabs teachers neck... YOUR LIFE
KaigamerTV
Pokemon fan huh? Nice. 😂
I’m starting to think that the teacher shot the kid
@@cameronfarrell3043 probably the teacher hit the students hand so hard like it said it was broken, that the student started crying or just stood there because of his whole HAND BROKEN
Just imagine you open your lunchbox expecting a fruit roll up or some pudding and there’s just a coconut and a knife
I love this comment 😂😂
Or a dirty needle
Or $15k
I love the imagery of this comment, just because it implies that there's nothing else in what I see as an old-ass metal lunchbox, just a full raw coconut and a knife, like "here, figure it out, shithead".
M C oh no..
*Cant confiscate my personal belongings if I dont go to school all*
If you’re homeschooled
*cant confiscate my personal belongings if i dont have them*
@@pixel6173 *The only thing you could confiscate from me is my life.... oh wait, I don't have one.*
@@pixel6173 *Taps temple*
Dropout?
The guy with the puzzle pieces is literally a supervillain. Imagine containing such evil.
"BAM some random waifu would be popping out at me" best sentence I've read in my entire life
OML
Otaku life
Not a teacher, or a student, or related to a teacher or student, or related to school, but I once made a good batch of brownies.
best comment here
Here take a cookie 🍪
Take a baguette 🥖🥖🥖🥖🥖
take the moon lol🌚
👌
girl: *kills other girl bc she's popular*
also girl: *finds out she isn't popular*
*surprised pikachu*
*bold*
3:51
“Hey there’s a weird smell coming from the dungeon”
Ness! Yeah like why is it called the dungeon 😂
The dragom farted
@@eros1702 lol
I thought he had a body in there
It's the troll Professor Quirrel alerted everybody about.
1:10 thats terrible. They could have got an innocent teacher fired or even arrested.
@@reoyloss debatable. I'd rather be a known victim than viewed as an aggressor.
Đəâþh I don't know. Ruining a man's life and potentially throwing him in prison for 50+ years, also charged with assaulting a minor he could very likely be killed within his first few months there in prison. Either that or he'd be in solitary for his sentence.
Burning kids though? That's bad too.
@@ubberJakerz the problem is. The news makes articles on rape allegations, not any proof for it but they'll make one anyway, and it ends up ruining a man's life for doing literally nothing. They lose their friends and most likely their job.
@@daaaaaaanny of course thats the problem. That's why we don't believe all women.
I'm pretty sure that was a very bad joke
10:17 expelled? Not prosecuted, or tried? That's attempted premeditated murder
True
That's because it's not a true story
@@PlanetCapeStudios well maybe you never know
are you an american? because that shit's totally normal here
at my school something similar to that happened and the guy went to jail so
The story about the used condoms tho
Like, weird flex but okay
Suaiajja jajah kollla 🤓🤓🤓🤓🙉🙉🙉🙉🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️🦹♂️
@@superbryan0059 bruh
Haru Draws yeah who wants to show that hes got used condoms
Dead meme but ok
Who's to say they're his condoms? 🤔
Someone at my school brought weed, a switchknife, and alcohol to school, all on one day
He came back for the last two weeks of school
probably cause he's locked up in some mental hospital or something
Someone had sex in the bathroom under the influence of weed. (This was is MS)
Turtle And Koala i got caught doing coke in my hs bathroom and only got suspended for 5 days
I’m in 7 grade I’m in high school I’m in Australia btw but my best friend brought alcohol and stolen lube plus a rainbow switch blade
“This teacher won’t let us talk to each other when we should be learning”
*RAAAPPEEE*
Quite evident she never listened a day in her life.
idk why no ones talking about that one
Headasses like this are giving feminism a bad name.
+Feathered Feline How are those two things related?
@@FeliFeathers682 No, actually Feminism doesn't need headlines like that one to make itself look bad. Feminists pretty much make themselves look bad on their own on a daily basis.
@@MrSamulai Because these girls hear feminists declare things like "Believe all women!" and they hear about the things that happen when women make accusations. Even if the man is found innocent, his life is basically ruined. I'm a teacher, and they have us go through training every year on how to avoid this situation, and if accused, how to defend yourself and who to contact for legal representation. The fact we need to get training every year tells me it's a very real problem.
Plus teenagers are going through a particular brain development phase, in which they tend to make impulsive decisions without considering the consequences. They don't realize they are permanently ruining someone's life. They're just angry about not being allowed to talk and want to hurt the teacher.
A student using phone under desk
Most teachers: "you better not be using your phone"
My teacher: "I hope that's your phone your playing with under there"
Oh god what goes on at your school?
@@michelle3280 Ok then *Note to self never go to your school* Florida? I had a friend go to school in Florida and she wasn't there very long.
A Cursed Bunny but my school isn’t in Florida... it’s on the west side.
Me as a teacher: look, I know when you are playing with your phone- no one randomly looks down at their "private zone" and smiles
@@mooncake-cu6qt Wonder where you stole that joke from.
The most disturbing thing teachers found on a student
*completed homework*
Lucky for me, my teachers never find any of that horrid stuff in MY bag!
Gyrazal618 playz stuff lol
HAHAHAHHAHA
completed homework
*MONTHS BEFORE ITS DUE DATE*
I always complete my homework tho :)
Who the hell trusts a 7 year old with $15k?!
CRAZYD4VE87 did you read the entire thing? They said he ran with gangs
Gangs probably thought no one would suspect the 7 yo.
@@marcusmeira5594 true but I still wouldn't trust the kid with THAT much lmao, that's a hella lotta cash for street gangs
Oof yeah lmao
Kids are naive could've just been told it was paper and to hold onto it for them.
Reddit: dear humans
Everyone: not a human but..
What
???
lol
It really took me 10 min. to understand what you just wrote lol
The "no one" was unnecessary
Timmy, why do you have an assault rifle, gas mask, C4, and a stack of tear gas in your backpack?
*Pumped up kicks starts playing in the background
When you come second in kahoot
Uhhhh... Internet! :)
Tails is disappointed in your recent decisions remember.... no weeboos
@@Dynamite125 If I lose Kahoot, then I kashoot
*Slaps top of locker*
“You can fit so many used condoms in this bad boy”
**Bang**
U ded'd
good one 😂
what's wrong with him
Lmaoo this comment just made my day😂😂😂
And cannonballs
"I'm openly gay and the students know I'm Jewish"
I'm sure no one has ever taken the piss out of that teacher
Cyrus from Andi Mack?
My claas would be constatly makig wery anti semitic comments and nobody would respect him.
Didn’t know gay and Jewish were allowed together
@@k3kboi665 I feel really sorry for those kids. Back in my old high school he'd have gotten a lot of questions out of curiosity. Not all of them would have been appropriate, but for all the wannabe-gangsta vibes, they'd never had disrespected him much unless he was also a mean teacher.
@@k3kboi665 where do you live?
Loved the kid who said the day he found a girl had him on her kill list was a good day, just because the kill list was for the popular kids.
Lol
And the teachers did nothing
kinda scared about the fact that someone might have me on one
@@Dr_Universe2007 Of course. "How could a kid actually be serious about a death threat?" is the likely thought that goes through everyone's heads, at least at that age. High school might be a different matter, but yeah. The thing is, those sorts of things should always be taken more seriously than they usually are.
(It could even be that the teachers didn't do anything that they told him specifically, but they quietly looked into the matter. It's not always as terrible as it seems. But it often is, and they should have at least reassured him in some way.)
@@allenholloway5109 I agree. A kid at my school said he would kill someone. His classmates took it as someone acting tough, teachers didn't know.
Next day some kid was snooping and found a knife (a sharp one too) in his bag. He probably would have hurt the kid when they discovered the knife school was almost over but luckily he didn't come that day.
They called the police to talk him.
Damn the puzzle thing would be triggering to have 1 piece missing
I have a puzzle that has 3 pieces missing and a duplicate of a piece we already have. It is infuriating
I have found that a puzzle in any public place will have at minimum one piece missing. Even in an environment where there is not likely to be people that sadistic, something is bound to get lost fairly fast.
7:02 this one is awesome.
- what do you have in there bricks?
- yes actually.
- ..... what?? W-... why???
I've started saving for my own house.
"Exercise"
In middle school (2006-2008) I knew a few ghetto kids who would carry around bricks in thier backpacks for the sole advantage of workout/Heavy_Lifting. Even after school they would pick up bricks and use them like dumbbells. One guy would even lay on his back and balance them on his feet and lift up his legs. (Use your imagination) He said, "I do this and now I can run fast as shit." All I know is 2 years prior I could outrun the latter guy fairly easily and then it was no contest I couldn't keep up with him.
@@mrsecurity4068 I did that but with a 30 pound weight and had to walk back home a couple miles away
Do you think they were in there just for a joke? Like everyone’s response to a heavy backpack is “what do you have in there bricks?”
My father (Student) told me a story from his art class. Now keep in mind, this is the mid-late 80's.
So there's this other dude in his class, no idea his name. Regular delinquent, combative, all that sorta stuff. So one day he shows up to stoned out of his mind, and is just generally being an ass to the teacher. They are in eachothers faces, she's 'encouraging' to get him to actually do work. He tries to intimidate her by pulling up his shirt and showing her the handgun in his pants. Before he can even react, she snatches it and waves it around at him. She says something along the lines of "You better sit down and do what you are told now, I'm armed.". So he did. She went back to her desk and threw the gun in her desk drawer.
Priceless
Galvanized Dreamer r/thathappened
And everybody clapped!
@@vanity0000 There really are some dumbasses who bring guns to school thinking it'd make them cool. And if this were that far back, metal detectors at the doors wouldn't have been a thing yet.
holes in your story
A.why would the teacher wave the gun at a STUDENT
B.why did she put it in her desk when she should have taken it to the principal
The second one with the 2nd grader being a drug runner made me sad, that's one of the reasons you hear about kids getting killed by drug dealers.
probably is gonna be rich when hes older tho
@@imstupidbut if he makes it that far without getting killed or life in prison.
"Teachers Relay the Most Disturbing Item They Ever Confiscated from a Student"
90% of it: "Well I'm not a teacher but-"
(Edit)
I'm gonna pull that classic "thank you for the likes". Really though this is probably the most I've gotten and is as far as I know, and it literally only took a few seconds lol. Glad to see some people found my humor amusing and a little recognition, what little it is, is much appreciated.
Kapjunior Gaming just about to comment that 😂
Can't wait to be a teacher
1000th like
Kapjunior Gaming true though
So true so true so true so true so true my man!
Teacher: Johnnie whats that in your bag
Johnnie: an ak-47
Teacher: NO next to that!
Johnnie: gum
Teacher: How dare you bring this kind of destruction to school property!
Johnny Johnny
Yes Papa
Chewing gum?
No Papa
Telling lies?
No Papa
Open your bag?
*_hahaha_*
K I’ll take my leave
Johanna-Jonnie but should it be Jennie but she is rouge so Jonnie good but Jennie is but can be Jonniehanna.
@@andrewe.2464 are you Jonniehana
Life hack:
Bring cigs to school by hiding them in a revolver.
*kicks heavy bag by accident*
'Dude, you must have so many books in there'
*'No, magazines'*
Frickpacito
Hooooooooly shit
Robert's got a quick hand..
"Like, Playboy magazines bro? Lemme see!"
*CLICK*
"You'll be the first one to beg for mercy"
Playboy? Or TIME?
Edit: Just noticed the guy above me ^^ did the same thing lol. I swear I didn’t copy 😂
Im not a teacher but ages ago my friend stuck all his pens onto his ruler and pretend it was an areoplane. The teacher saw it and confiscated it. After a few minutes she asked him:
"why arent you taking down any notes?!"
He said "you took all my pens"
Then the teacher said "well write with something!!! Thats it give me your journal!"
So someone just gave him a pen to borrow...
I thought you said "my friend stuck his penis onto his ruler" at first glance.
@@JustapErson same here
wow you guys are dirty minded
Kerwin
I
Really
Really
Didn’t need to know that
Kerwin .... did you actually do that before?
I wonder what I’m gonna do today... OH I KNOW
*ILL STEALL MY DADS TATTOO STUFF AND FORCE A TATTOO ONTO A KIDS BACK MY PLAN IS FOOLPROOF!*
That_Random Foox ur really not funny
@@charleshenderson9752 neither are you you idiot
This ones horrid
@@charleshenderson9752 it's called a joke
Not a teacher but a student. One year in highschool a kid in our art class had been called down because they had their pet snake (in their tank not out and about) in their art locker (art lockers are bigger). They'd done it because the houses nearby had been having a power outage for a few days, and it was too cold for the snake to survive in the house, so she kept it at school for a few days. A bit odd, but I have a snake now and probably would've done the same lmao
I don't know any reptile owners that wouldn't go to such lengths for their pets tbh. I'd do it for my gecko in a heartbeat, screw the potential consequences.
My MATH teacher confiscated my compass as I was gently poking myself with it, not self harming or anything.
Then she gave me a detention, FOR NOT HAVING A COMPASS
Wtheck
uh
In elementary school I was told to completely reorganize my desk. When I emptied it out to begin going through things, that same teacher immediately sent me to the principal's office. I'd never really gotten in trouble before and didn't know how it worked so I just kinda ended up sitting in the waiting room until my parents got worried and contacted the school to see if I'd gone missing.
Moral of the story: order and disorder are both false, there is only Chaos.
Wtf
Inception
a lot of teachers are in jail for confiscating their student's virginity, which is kind of hard to top
R/woooosh
One of my high school teachers was recently found to be sleeping with a student. I knew this teacher and she was BAD AF. But she got arrested for this *AFTER* I graduated. I was low key mad that I didn't hit first before I graduated. She had the biggest ass and she was cute.
I still get mad every fucking time I think about it. It could've been me clapping them milf cheeks 😫😫
Tbh idek how teachers and kids ever come to find out they wanna bang. Wouldn't the teacher be afraid that the student would reject and tell on him/her? Wouldn't the student be afraid the teacher would reject and look at them with disgust? I'm genuinely wondering how the fuck teachers can find students who are down to clown.
@@LimmeLimbo please tell me this is satire
@Nkosi Ngwenya So let me explain comedy for you
@Nkosi Ngwenya Yes it is funny hahahahahaha hope ur offended
“I’m openly gay and Jewish” Best statement of the year
A reply after 1 year :D
Nezar Anwar a reply to the replier who replied to the replier who replied to the replier after 1 week
@Nezar Anwar a reply to a replier who replied to the replier that replied to a replier with a reply for a replier that replied (after 10 months)
This girl brought a yaoi poster to school and proudly showed it around to everyone.
She was like twelve at the time.
@@DarkMAGA, I know a classmate who wore an ahegao hoodie and showed it off to our Japanese language teacher. She said something like: "Hmmm...kimochi warui.../Kimoi!" The same guy ended up wearing that hoodie for his homeroom yearbook picture.
*Wait hol up*
Lol, this reminds me, like a year ago, some girl got her yaoi manga confiscated for being pornographic. It was also REALLY obvious from the cover 🤦🏻♂️
Whas yaoi
oh, ohNO
Teachers of reddit
*NOT A TEACHER, BUT*
Edit: omg thanks for all the gold and silver guys
That's what happens every time a question is directed towards a certain group of people.
You should check out the question that asks 'women who left their fiance at the altar' question in ask women. Almost none of them were women who left men at the altar.
@@lipy3550 cause they won't be on Reddit lol, or won't own up to it. It's the people in the crowd telling the story, or the man
Not a teacher, but this story has nothing to do with it
some of them are still good, at least
•pumped up kicks plays in the distance•
*brakes hand with textbook* not to day
B E T CH
I got suspended for singing that at the talent show. Was worth.
*Meant to be Yours plays in the distance*
Welp, Kids... what did we learn today? *Never* bring your vibrator to school! ^^
Keeping it inside the backpack isn't hard.
Who tf brings a vibrator to school. That's just disgusting
Little Miss Duckling The Pikachu Fan Kinks are scary sometimes.
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Pastel Panda Bear r/ihadastroke
Whaddya have in there, bricks?”
*unzips backpack*
*bricks fall out*
Guy: why are they green and glowing?
You:... you heard of Uranium?
Followed by spaghetti
A cannonball? That was probably a shotput . . .
hiding it there was a longshot...
Same thing
@@PlatinumJug can't wait for this to fly over someone's head
@@logans811 if cannon ball exist, cannon must exist.
There's an obvious V3 joke I can make here.
One time when I was in second grade one of my classmates brought their hamster (who was dyed pink) to school, and kept it in his pouch until Spanish class. When he brought the pouch to the teacher she screamed and had a fit. She ended up calling the principal and his mom had to come pick it up. This is one of the many things that happened that led him to be known as the troublemaker in my school.
*legends say he’s still dyeing hamster fur*
MAYOuNESA is My Name is that aldof fishler in your profile picture
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I was known by almost everyone in my middle school as the kid that was always absent
“ She said: Whaddya have in there, bricks?!”
“Turns out there was actually bricks in there.”
Favorite sentence of the month.
5:16 my mum actually did this once when she was like 11, there was this cat that would hang out by the school gates and she wanted to take it home so she put it in her bag. It started meowing when she was in class and so since all of the other kids knew about it but they didn’t want the teachers to know, everyone in the class started meowing too so that the teacher didn’t know that there was a cat hidden in her bag.
Eventually she got found out tho 😂
Great name😂
At least they helped her out.
ARMY
LOVE YOUR NAME
My friend did that once but instead its a phone.When math class started,suddenly there a soft ringtone playing 'dont let me down' coming from her bag .My friends whose around her desk listened and then this friend of mine starts to sing the ringtone .My teacher felt strange of it but she didnt continues the class to avoid the whole class getting spotchecked by the prefects.Prefects are like the students who are assigned to assist teachers with stuff including random class inspection.
They once took up a poster of t-series from a student
good riddance
that totally happened
@@alexandrine1558 i hope you and the kid with the testicle series poster were expelled
Nyan Cat that’s just sad
I wanna like this but it has 420 likes
*_it's time for you to leave_*
A 17th century kunai he had snagged from he father's Japanese artifact collection (honestly the thing looked like a dull hunk of metal)... it was in 1995 so the weeb wave had just started to take momentum. When his father had found out, he invited anyone who was interested to see his collection. The guy had a complete samurai armor, katanas, an old ass shamisen and a gigantic collection of tsubas. And a whole freaking wall covered with old school mangas. Best day of my life, best dad in the world. I lowkey blame the guy for the weeb wave we had in france at the time
i have a weeb friend who actually forges swords
well not exactly, he carves them
out of metal rods with a set of tools he made
*carves them*
it takes a month or two, but you get a near-flawless sword that can cut through flesh and bones
he has to make new tools every two swords becaue they break/wear off
Badass
@@God-ch8lq You sure your friend isn't a reincarnated blacksmith from the Era where swords are the main weapon of choice? 🤔😂
9:17 that is my favorite only because of the anime girl drawings and it has a happy ending AND THE GIRL EVEN DATES THE GUY WHO LIKES HER!!!
Nature Warrior If I had a crush and they found up they would make fun of me
Number22Joeyloganofan ok
Nature Warrior Lol.
ur a gay weeb
We had this stupid table in the science room where one leg was an inch higher than the others. Everyone hated that damn table. If it got bumped, your stuff would jolt, and if it was on the edge it would slide off completely. Happened a lot. One slow, near-summer break day, I was sitting at the table and offered to fix it. My science teacher shrugged and told me to knock myself out.
I just pulled out my leatherman's tool, took out the screw driver, fixed the leg, then calmly put it back in my backpack. Afterwards, everyone was staring at me, and I had no idea why.
". . . What?" "Do you have a KNIFE?" ". . . Oh. Uh. No?"
Me to teacher:
"Oh don't worry it's only a bible, some rubbing alcohol and matches".
Blorox Cleach don’t forgot the cross, the nails and rope
Shrekoning **Castlevania intensifies**
Drifters flashbacks!!!
@Mitchell Patterson Who again enacted bookburnings? **Most authoritarian regimes** Censorship is never the solution for conflicting oppinions and worldviews.
1:03 this is the stuff that makes me hate people.
the cannonball? or the fake rape accusation? i genuinely think you mean the fake rape accusation but at the same time, your time stamp goes to the cannonball one so idk
Yea, it really pisses me off when people bring their damn cannonballs to school. Just disgusting. They don't think about the consequences of their actions.
@@etrcentenario9737
😂😂😂😂
It was the lighting a girl on fire part for me.
@@josiahklein70
OK. Idk why my other comment doesn't appear so I edit my comment:
"For me it's the condom one, the rape one and the crazy nazi kid".
Oh, and the gang and drug ones too.
Students, what are dumb reasons you got in trouble?
I got a detention for drinking Gatorade, but at dismissal my teacher and I had a conversation about why should I got a detention and why I shouldn’t. I won the argument and ended up not getting a detention. But my class had a good laugh 🤣
You yawn 3 TIMES in Kindergarten and you get your "card pulled"! Who would have guessed??
Got in trouble for having a bloody knee
Got in trouble for not having my shoe tied teacher tried to get me 3 days detention and a suspension. Never saw that teacher again
Not a student but-
...I got in trouble for being female
The teachers for our wing's section of the sixth grade took all the girls out into the hall to tell them not to wear spaghetti straps or shorts shorter than your fingertips because the boys wouldn't be able to keep their eyes off our shoulders or knees or whatever. They got like 50 angry emails the following morning from all the girls' mothers.
I also have gotten in trouble for being talked to by a classmate while I was paying attention to the teacher
The most horrifying thing found in a student’s bag?
A flip phone
Don't even joke about the horrifying idea of owning a flip phone o-0
Flip phones are the next coolest thing after slider phones.
ew
Tbh I want a flip phone again, shit was cool
I'm almost 20, and still have a flip phone.
I accidentally opened my phone up to a picture of my girlfriend and I naked... When trying to show a teacher that I had in fact turned in an assignment.
He didn't even say anything he just stared me in the eye for about 10 seconds.
Nice fairytale
r/thathappened
Would like this comment but it's at 69
r/ACTUALLY HAPPENED
Did he give you an A?
Got in trouble for drawing logos from WWE on paper.
Middle school. Teacher and guidance counselor was trying to convince my mom (who hardly spoke English at the time) that they were gang signs and pretty much made her cry. Had to tell them what WWE was and cleared it up but my homeroom teacher still went through my bag from time to time.
A few weeks later I found out that my guidance counselor had been a huge WWE fan when I saw him speaking to another student in the hall.
Still have major trust issues to this day.
@@Sluppie Theoretically, it's possible that the guidance counselor first heard about WWE from the kid and decided to check it out after the incident, and THEN became a major fan.
Bartman They always judge the wrestling stuff when they do not know what it is. Had a teacher in high school tell me to never wear one of the classic Rated R tshirts from Edge. She told me that all wrestling did was promote violence and show gang signs and stuff like that. Fast forward about 7 years and not only have i gone on to be successful in my own life at a young age but i am also one of the people responsible for helping to start one of the biggest independent promotions in the Northwestern US. And it felt good to see that teacher come out to a show and try to butter up and say how proud she was of all of the succcess, especially when i got to have security throw her out of my building because i didn't want intollerant people ruining a good time for our "gang" of fans lol
To be fair, WWE is shit
Sluppie I honestly don't know. I had seen some of the staff mistreating kids of color (though I am pretty pale) a lot even the nerdy ones, so it could've been classic discrimination.
Or they wanted to transfer yet another student into their class where the angry kids (not special ed) were. They had a lot of special classes that I still don't know the purpose of, so maybe they were getting extra funding from the government (scam) and they needed to keep them full?
I still think about that school and that incident sometimes.
Rachel Moody He said he used to watch WWF when he was younger.
But I guess he could've been lying.
“The teacher broke the student’s hand with a notebook.”
_Holy shit..._
That dude that saved the goth girl's life and got her a bf is a real one
Edit: Damn thanks for the 1.4k likes
Carefully, he’s a hero
It takes pretty much zero effort to get a boyfriend as long as you're not chubby.
@@Bug_Bait Uhh ? There are tons of chubby girls who have boyfriends. That's a lie.
@@Bug_Bait yeah because social anxiety isnt a thing and you dont need courage at all to confess
That shit sounded fake to me, what teacher uses terms like “waifu“ or “tiddies“. In addition to that, everything worked out TOO well. How does he know that someone has a crush on her and shit. I'm pretty sure that story was just a lie from a weeb
I was in elementary school (second grade) and I enjoyed catching and playing with lady bugs. Anyway, my obsessive personality was going strong even back then and I went during recess to catch as many as I could. I ended with with about 40 and put them all in my pockey and took them to class. They escaped and began flying around the room distrubring the entire lecture
Lunatic Programmer same except I did it with grasshoppers.
*HAH*
Well at least everyone got lots of good luck.
5:10 Shit, looks like the Persona 5 protagonist got caught. FeelsBadMan
Poor Morgana
Morgana is going to be the one sleeping after that
The protagonist comes in with the Tkachev
*Now it’s my turn to tell you to go to sleep*
*YOU NEVER SEE IT COMIN*
@@Viocote *airsoft*
7:13
I feel ya, my mom did that with me in elementary school but instead of a coconut it was an avocado :^)
Some kid at our school brought a blow up doll and kept it in his locker at school. A bunch of teachers went through his locker coz they thought he had drugs, all they found was a shit load of cheap steroids and a blow up doll staring them in the face. I wish I’d taken a picture of their faces it was hilarious.
...so he did have drugs
Nathan Kurtz guess so, isn’t really the part I remember the most though
Nothing was confiscated but someone smeared period blood and mucus all over the bathroom door, good thing I looked before putting my hand on the handle. Needless to say I had no problem postponing my dump.
Why are womens bathrooms so bad lol. Everywhere I read about janitors they complain about em
@@0xsergy my school pays thousands of dollars on our girls bathrooms while the boys bathrooms need renovations
Once when i was in seventh grade a large group of ninth grader boys had taken a pad, colored it and placed it on the counter in the bathroom. They would just stand right outside the door and whenever somebody walked out they would get up in the persons face and go all "oooooh" or something like that. The "blood" didnt even look like period blood it was almost pink and completly clear. These guys had never seen real period blood and much less a real pussy.
Oof that sounds disgusting. All of the school bathrooms I've been to have been clean, but public bathrooms are the worst. How would someone even get it to be that bad?
Back when I was in 8th grade, I was in the lunch line, grabbing my tray and vegetables waiting to get to the main course. I was about to reach for an apple when I saw there was a freshly used pad ON the apples. Told the staff, and of course they removed it (and the apples.) Thank God I saw it in time. I was about to grab a bloody pad.
Of all the students mentioned in this video, the kid at 4:30 is the biggest criminal here and deserves a life sentence
Word
Was waiting for someone to mention this.
Whats truly disturbing to find in a student bag
A fortune cookie that doesnt hurt my feelings
Can I have some cookies?
CatiCactus Plant of course sweetie
BUT EAT THE VEGETALS
@@3TAV no
CatiCactus Plant understandable have a great day
The puzzle pieces kid is an evil genius!
Edit:
Found at 4:29
_I confiscated my student's phone. He subbed to T-Series._
You need 1000× the amount of subs you have now to achieve your goal
Fair enough
Oh shit...
*Send the student to the ranch IMMIDIATELY*
Good job - you did unsubscribe to T SERIES first and sub to pewdiepie?
Then expel the kid. He needs to learn.
The teacher took my mp4 so i took my mp5
Comment stolen from another comment on the Pumped up Kicks song
@@-Faris- It's almost as if jokes are propagated by retelling them.
*WHOA!* That escalated quickly.
Ok before I start the video there's gonna be
- guns
- dildos
- drugs
Imma edit to see if im right
Edit: mhm all correct
Turtles and Bricks
And Hitler symbols (swastika)
Not to mention the dead squirrels
Used condoms, this disturbed me to no end
Also a vibrator
Someone's going to find an adult toy
Edit: called it.
and on the first one. I thought it would have been at least halfway through before there was one
I think everyone expected it
Me too
What I don't get is why in the hell would you bring your vibrator to school? That just seems like a recipe for embarassment.
How would YOU know
So they took $15k off a 2nd grader? Well...
Mad lads
yea wtf. they shouldnt be able to do that unless there was a weapon.they cant just take someone elses belongings even if it's just a kid.. kind of fucked up.
@@ry4nx If it was normally earned money yeah no problem. But that was drug money you know
@@custom_name854 he was a 7 yrold in a dangerous situation let him keep the money he could've lost his life without even knowing why
J G V how they know it was drug money?
at 0:54
"...suspended for a few days after a dead squirrel was confiscated from his book bag."
me: *well that kid definitely lives in north carolina*
one of my brothers friends had a sister that brought a huge dead squid to school. Dunno what happened to her.
One kid brought a condom to school. We were in only 5th grade
Humanity is a pathetic thing sometimes
Dont be jealous
@Stygian Eons 5th grade is 9 year olds
@@chuuyaswife4255 no 5th grade is yr 6 for me meaning 10 and 11 yr olds, 4th grade is 9 year olds.🙄
There was a guy in 9th Grade in our school selling condoms.
@@chuuyaswife4255 i was 10 years old at gr 5-
So someone has this whole plan of trying to kill u. Then he tries to do it. And he gets EXPELLED?!
Me to Attempted Murderer: "You're certainly the worst murderer I've ever heard of"
Attempted Muderer: "But you have heard of me."
@@demi-femme4821 What?
Wi - Fi , yah i don’t get it too..
It’s a pirates of the Caribbean reference. Replace murderer with pirate
@@urfork1 Oh thanks! I get it now. ^^
*_ThEyLl NeVeR fInD tHe BoDy If I sTuFf It In My LoCkEr_*
Put the locker in the body
@@chocchip4172 holy shi-
@@drearydaydreamer.4706 lmao
Put half of the locker in body then the other half of the body in the locker
Honestly it isn't dirty if she doodles those things in her notebook, she's studying figure, it's important.
But I mean, she should have used a textbook :,)
yess tho!!!
If one phone vibrates...
Confiscated. Thats how my school works
Good. Keep your phone in your locker, you little shit.
@@jffry890 we don't have lockers
@@jffry890 We don't use ours. Even if we do have lockers. Still, I'm not going to put it in there.
If one phone exists
Boom. Confiscated
Lol every uses their in class at our school and the teachers don’t care
I got detention
Office lobby: what are you here for
Me: accidentally kicked the ceiling
*HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTLLY KICK A CEILING*
*_H M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M M_*
@@carterm7670 With a trampoline?
I broke one of the security cameras in the hall by doing a high kick and my shoe flew off... That was an interesting conversation with the Dean of Students
@@carterm7670 Maybe he tryin to impress his crush with a triple backflip?
We once searched a friends bag while he went to the bathroom and he had a solid 12 calculators (those scientific ones or whatever) yet didnt have one with his name on it
@@kaystruenoo You didn't look in your friends' backpacks? Did you not have friends that had weird backpacks to look in?
Lemmy WTF?! How could you do that?
Well i used to draw people getting killed in war. It was mostly stickfigures with a lot of red drawn beside them
Same but on the bus with my bff Daniel ( I'm a girl )
Your not the only i think its funny seeing stick people in war
Stick veterans hAH-
I used to draw myself bleeding blood out of my eyes while killing people
Same
_4:48__ yeah... "love" letter... that doesn't sound like he loves her or he's her boyfriend, more like her fkn master_
One time a friend brought in about 50 Capri suns...
They were all taken away before 2nd lesson
No your lying. Did they get it back? Did they share?
Mayfia im not sure what happened I just know he had a fuck ton of Capri suns that were taken away
People always bring like 40 Capri suns in my school and share them 😂😂
9:22 someone give this teacher a gold
Y E S
Whataya have in there bricks?
Yes, yes I do
*H* *E* *L* *L* *O*
_hello_
-Hello-
Hello
Howdy
7:12
Mom: Here ya go! Coconut and a knife for lunch! Eat hearty!!
Kid: ***Chokes on knife***
r/cursedcomments
I just realized that I'd never subscribed to your channel. I hadn't noticed because hundreds of your videos flood my recommended feed at all times, and I watch them all the time, fall asleep to them, etc.
Wow
Same but does your phone stay om when you fall asleep
Same omg
Its algorithm,.
Just saying..
Same. The algorithm has improved dramatically the past couple months
One time a teacher had to confiscate a body pillow
It was a body pillow of Moto Moto
Christopher Moon probably took it for herself
@@lcc9769 Why lie?
KEEP IT AT 69 likes
There was a national day where people were dared to take their Wiefu body pillow wherever they went. My friend too his naked body pillow from highschool DxD to work. Hilarious. Probably part of that challenge or some shit....or they just liked their body pillow. Still great either way
I LIKE EM BIG
I once brought an old, rusty, un-used bear trap to school. I don't remember why but I was in 4th grade. All I remember was my teacher saying "Cool, just don't tell anyone outside of this class."
Edit: changed 5th to 4th because I got my teachers mixed up.
Lmao that's a great teacher fam
Same but i had nunchucks in my backpack
Nice teacher tho
9:21
Carefully, he's a hero.
99% people talking about confiscating
1% people noticing the background music is gourment race
The Random Kirby that’s from Kirby right? Idk I felt like I have heard it in a Kirby game before.
Jordan B Yeah, it's from Superstar Saga if I remember correctly.
I noticed that first thing
a lot of simillar videos have it
Me rn
A video game _manual_
It was an older ones, back when they had cool art and lore and stuff in them. Apparently reading was unacceptable if it had to do with video games.
My teacher knew we were doing some “illegal” activity on class, (Not paying attention)
So she came and confiscated our backpacks with our “illegal items.”
*She must have been shocked to see pencils*
You’re fit
Dreamer's Servant.
Thank you...?
Vortex Pow simp
Mugger Pugger everybody is a simp in these times people are getting desperate
Draco Maloy Yes, the simpocalypse is above us. Just as if 2020 could get any worse.
1:00: so yea I found a cannonball inside a dudes locker, I see it everyday it’s fine.
I can imagine history class pretending to be Napoleon have someone manning the cannons against the British base (teacher's lounge).
I guess I just decided to think that cannonballs just weren’t able to be acquired anymore. Seeing that post blew my mind
One time my friend had a water bottle confiscated. The teachers saw what was in it and immediately gave it back. There were live goldfish inside. He found the fish in a puddle while he was walking to school because some jackass put them there.
Edit: Wow, this got more attention than I expected. There is more to the story. After school, my friend decided that he would keep one fish and I would take the rest to a pet shop. I gave them to the pet shop and they accepted. It turns out it was my other friend who put the fish there.
_Not all heroes wear capes_
@@userandresearcher1036 Yeah, he actually kept one of the fish as his own!
how many of them are still alive to this day?
@@kurtdwaynediaz3163 This was years ago, so none. One did live for a year or two.
@idoesanimations hd Shelters unfortunately don't take fish. His only option was to either care for it or give it to someone, if he gave it to someone there wouldn't be full assurance that they would take care of them.
7:07 You should always bring bricks to school, and when your teacher asks for your book that you've doodled on, you give them a brick. Problem solved
Bruh 🤣
I don’t get it?
Teacher: Mikey, no passing notes. Hand it to me.
Kid: *reaches into his bag and casually gives his teacher a brick*
Brainydude: uses light mode
Everyone: you have been accused of anti-soviet behavior and have been sentenced to be shot
1:13 somehow, some people still claim false rape allegations don't happen.
That's why you get swabbed immediately so there's no question
@@shizukagozen777 I know it's more of a western problem, in Spain for example some feminists movements say that. In my home country of Argentina many people spout that too.
@@pictureofacat9525 yeah I hate those people to my core you should always doubt the "victim" completely because 99% of claims are false
@@darknes4150
No most accusations are true but complete idiots like that give fuel to the belief that they are not. It's simply disgusting.
@@pictureofacat9525
I think it's a general problem, not only in western countries.