How Did A Woman Ruin Her Chances With You?
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"Would you like to date me?"
"No"
*Guy get another girlfriend*
"OMG,YOU MONSTER HOW COULD YOU?"
Lmao
@Ana J agreed
Heh, attention whores and social validation. Can't wait to see how they all lose their minds once IG takes away public views of the # of likes they get lol
playing hard to get, gone to far
i feel bad because this is how i react whenever i friendzone guys i really need to stop lol (not being sarcastic)
As a woman, I can say: all of these are legitimate reasons to run screaming in the other direction.
Delta-Tech not necessary at all dude.
What kinda screaming? Like terror or warning my fellow dudes? Gotta pick one.
@@greed_xiii The screech of a male human is already a pretty alarming signal, I'd say the two aren't mutually exclusive
@@samaraaacz It's the internet. Clean the sand from your vag or leave. It's a stupid joke not a cock so don't take it so hard.
Chris C “it’s the Internet. It’s just a joke.” That doesn’t make it okay lol. If they were gonna joke about it, they should’ve done it to somebody who deserved it not some random person.
Girl i dated in high school would do stuff on purpose to get me angry, like shake up my soda or slap shit out of my hands, when id say "hey that isnt cool" shed get mad and storm off. One of those times she said "what ever be that way, bye" and stormed off. The about 20 minutes later she strolled up with tears in her face shouting "why didnt you chase after me?"
Life aint a fuckin movie
She was on high school, what did you expect? Kids are stupid lol
Older girls are 🔥
_Life is not an anime and you are not a tsundere character._
Fixed that for you.
Why did you have shit in your hands?
@@Terminatorgeden KSKSKKSKSK I didn't notice
I hate it when you ask a girl out, and they say no. And then get angry because you start looking elsewhere.
Girl: "You're supposed to try harder. It's called playing hard to get."
Me: "Well, I was playing 'I don't play games' and decided not to waste my time trying to change your mind."
Girl: "But I really liked you."
Me: "Your loss."
Those girls are mental. Honestly, if they say no to a date I consider you lucky to have dodged a bullet so early on. Sometimes the crazy doesn't show until later on in the relationship, and then you've wasted your time and energy on them.
How do you know if she likes you and wants you to try harder? Or dont like you and gets you charged with harassement and stalking because you tried harder.
Flamen Martialis
It’s a fine line between trying harder and peeping Tom, for sure. 😏
@Kate Gorham Yeah thats about as bad actually probably worse
@Kate Gorham yeah but nobody was talking about that
She ate the peel of the banana, saying she didn't want to be wasteful.
When I told her that it was biodegradable, she said that it was just a lie the government told us.
S1LVER TONGU3 she probably thought the earth was flat too.
S1LVER TONGU3 I get that she’s stupid but I would have loved to have her as a friend 😂 how interesting
My best mate's ex legitimately thought that the moon was "the cold side of the sun". He was so embarrassed by her when he told me! Lol I asked her myself and she admitted it :'D
Unless she had no sense of tase that one was fake.
@@morganmiller6373 Lol A daily supply of entertainment at it's finest! I would love her as a friend too, every chance I would have with her, would be one in which I could make myself feel so smart.
“OMG! I can’t believe my bf cares about going to college more than my birthday!”
How dare someone focus more on their education than trying to give the best birthday ever. Smh brutal
i call that being a moron ... i mean if you want better gift he better go to college ... that is the kind of stupid people that would also dump his ass if he dropped college because he could not afford ... incidentally because he is showering her with useless gifts ... if i where him i would have told her ... "i got you a gift ... i stayed in college"
Honestly if that guy was going through a financial crisis and needed to save money for college, she should have been a good girlfriend and support him through his situation. It’s not like the guy was being selfish
you would think that if you were dating someone you'd want them to be forwarding their future and spending their money on college instead..
Yes, she should've been more understanding. However, he certainly could've found a way to buy her a smaller gift or otherwise done something nice for her. I've been broke and paying for school while I had a girlfriend. I always managed to do something.
Who knew the Chinese did Pearl Harbor we should probably tell Japan sorry!
They're both Asians. She's afraid of grizzly bears because black bears ate her dad growing up or something lmao makes sense it's just simple thinking
@@erikseavey9445 she's afraid of house cats because a tiger mauled her brother. How did she not learn that the Japanese attacked Pearl harbor in history class.
My response to her would've been
"A: That was Japan, and B: how d'you think they feel about Hiroshima?"
@@KaityKat117 To be fair, Hiroshima was the culmination of a war. Bit different to an unprovoked attack out of the blue.
@@monsieurboks But it was extremely disproportionate and involved the casualties of hundreds of thousand civilians who never asked for a war.
Rule #1: Don't play games. No self-respecting man will stay with a girl that plays games with the relationship.
Damn right
I was so confused about why it would be bad for a girl to play video games oof me
@Ellie Fuller Simply beautiful.
note: playing hard to get doesn't work.
unless the person is a stalker...
True but the level to which some girls do it is just annoying.
Amy Duong You are stupid if you try. Normal guys just move to next one
Amy? Both genders are at equal fault. It's difficult for both guys and girls to understand each other if we keep isolating ourselves and never talk.
@@JacobHollis96 Jacob? Amy never stated a gender.
_Hey, I like you._
_Will you go out with me?_
_No._
And then you wonder why you don't go out with people...
What.. why don't they?
Ah, the "You're attractive and a really good friend but I have no intention to date or bang you" type of friend zone. I got that one after asking a guy out quite a few times.
@@DovahGirlie that shows that he isn't attracted, what's wrong with that?
In school and college that was basically my life, i've been single for years because i'm yet to find a girl that'll actually put some effort in. Just bored of it really, even on tinder you talk to women who barely type a sentence and have no intention of keeping a conversation going yet they get annoyed at me for not putting hours into someone who by my every instinct has no interest...
@@DovahGirlie being attractive and funny does not mean anything? Love is the key lol,then why we are not banging each others more often? Because is not about personality or looks,you have to love a person, the way he moves, his manners,etc.
Shoutouts to that bro taxi driver.
yess
I was like #420 just sayin
DONNT RUIN THE 666TH LIKR
Let's not run that 666 likes
"she is upset that I got a girlfriend and she really liked me." lol. totally clueless. she likes you now BECAUSE you have a girlfriend.
Happened to me once. Chased a girl for over a year, she was having none of me. Became friends with one of her friends then we started dating, the girl I chased then starts raging at both of us
A girl ruined her chances with me by asking me out. Like damn u Kno she got problems if she thinks I'm the best she can do
Nice
If anything, she probably asked you out to find out just how much the name "Nubedragon" fits.
Priceless
That’s not funny.
wtf?
dear crazy ladies, no means no even if it's a guy saying no to a girl. NO MEANS NO.
No means no no matter what
iS tHAt wOmANsPlAiNIng I sEe
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'm a girl myself and even I'm offended at those girls who don't know that guys have rights too. Sure women need respect, but they're not the only people with emotions and stuff, hell they're not the only people who exist. Guys deserve respect, some girls are straight up insane it makes me ashamed of calling myself a "woman"!
Calocitey lol you’re like 13 years old Caleb calm down
A long time ago, while I was in a relationship, there was another girl (a good friend of mine) that clearly wanted to have sex with me. I always declined, because i'm not a cheater. She was always touchy around me. One evening, after asking me again, and me declining, she basically threw herself at me, opened my belt and pants, with me saying no again and with gentle force (I was far stronger than her) trying to prevent her from continuing, trying to rather talk her out of it. When she finally pulled both my pants down trying to "get down to business", I finally had enough and forcefully pushed/kicked her off me, when she finally got the message. Sort of. She continued asking afterwards. I just filed it under "one of those things". We stayed friends.
Only in recent years I kinda realized that, oh, yeah, that was absolutely sexual assault. And if the genders were reversed...oh, wow.
The one about the girl throwing the trash out the window is such a huge pet peeve. I was one a date w a guy before and everything was going PERFECT until I saw him forcibly throw his straw paper on the floor. Like dude, we're in a restaurant. Leave it on the table or just wait for the waitress to come back by. Littering is never cool.
Fact: If you litter when there is an obvious alternative at the time, you've gone mental.
@1878EFC2008 I hope you left her ass lol. Trash is one thing but cigarettes are a whole different story. Birds and other little small animals can get to them and basically poison them alive. :(
Ugh, whether a man or a woman, if they litter, they are shitheads and always avoid them.
Lol people who litter so freely are something else, oblivious and ignorant to the world around them and interested only in themselves - prove me wrong!
@@hourglassesandphatasses you're right , they care only about themselves (is it really difficult to keep a snack wrap in your hand/pocket/whatever until you find a bin, not the rarest of things?)
Before my bf and I got together, we were good friends. We would play video games every night with our friends and had a lot of sexual tension. One day, I came up to him and said “I want to go see Halloween (2018) and I want you to come with me.” We went out and began dating that day. Straight forwardness can get you very far
Idk what it is about that line but it just shines with the aura of confidence
*social anxiety*
Wtf that’s the EXSACT same thing by bf and I did, we where bffs at first and would play video games every night then he asked if we wanted to see Halloween together... creepy lol
I wish i had someone to BE this confident with ejgkekgje
Simply Sofi
Update: Halloween is a great movie to go see if you want to ask your friend/crush out
"Talking about another guy to make him jelous and act more." That is the stupidest logic that sadly too many women have.
Hakan D. I think personally it is more girls who get jealous and guys who do are not the type of guys that girls (should) be wanting.
Women poses no logic.
Who teaches people to do this
Actually it works.
As long as you’re not purposely trying to hurt them and not doing it for some kind of revenge.
I know it sounds dumb but it all depends on what they’re doing exactly.
All in all,
It feels nice to see someone get jealous over nothing.
It’s cute.
As long as it’s innocent then eh.
But if you’re just doing it just because they try to help someone out or something stupid like that then that’s just toxic. :T
Maybe I’m not wording any of this correctly. Dx
@@padmeskywalker1537 that's like saying ripping someone's head of with your bare hands is cute so long as its innocent
True story: a girl I was dating said she couldn't respect me because I wore a name tag to work.............. I'm a police officer. I didn't walk away I ran!
daniel boyd cooper
Thank you for your service! Glad you got out of that ASAP :)
Im not sure if you're lying or that woman hates name tags...
She sounds like an anti vax for some reason. Like those hippie people that name their kids some trendy made up name.
@@user-pm2lm1ew6q the truly funny thing was from a well to do family and worked in a publishing house in NYC, where as a lowly cop who wears a name tag made 3 time the money she did. I'm still a cop, 22 years, I smile when I think of that girl.
@@Arvak777 She just looked down on people who wear a uniform. That and she was an angry person. Oh well, I'm still a cop, still wear a name tag AND married a very nice woman who loves all of me! so I win.
The way he said "JALAPENOS"
And nahchows
galapenos
@@vminisfuckingreal998 Galapagos.
Tackos....rhymes with wacko.
2:16 “would try to playfully grab my...
Hand”
Kent Sands ikr, I thought he was going to say dick
@@navarrettte8165
A lot of us did.
Speed I would be suprised if any of us didn’t.
I was thinking dick lol
I am sure we all did.
Liked a girl.
Her friend was seeing my friend. They arranged a party at which they could set us up.
Speaking to girl at party: we're getting along.
Later at the party I see her kiss another guy and then leave on her own. I think WTF?
The friend tells me after the party that the girl wanted me to follow her outside and be upset about her kissing the guy because making up would be a romantic start to a relationship.
No thanks.
Fuck that lol
Omg life is not a movie wtf is with people
Link her to a psychologist or some shit
Biggest fucking turn off. Trying to make you jealous then expecting you to not just be sad and want to be away from humans
Mind games is not a healthy start to a relationship, you saved yourself a lot of pain.
"Chinese people creep me out because of Pearl Harbor"
I got so much second-hand confusion that the room warped
the room didnt warp, you found yourself in an alternate reality where the chinese did Pearl Harbour and the Jewish sunk the Titanic
@@fairystail1 And the Jews also started WW2
The one with chinese people and pearl harbor KILLED ME I swear I wasn't ready for that
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated your name is killing me
Yeah, what a keeper. Racist AND dumb!
"She said she was going to wait until I fell asleep & then cut my hair"
Was her name Delilah?
lol
lmao
rofl
Had this girl that I had a huge crush on for a long time.
Started dating and she even moved in with me, I know weird but we were both young and my apartment was large so I just took it as being serious.
OH so naive I was.
We lived together for at while and it was good, almost started to feel like this was going places.
One day though the police came and arrested me and took her away, and I was completely dumbfounded. Especially when the police told me my charges, I was suspected for kidnapping the girl.
Seems she told her parents all that time that I forced her to stay with me....
She had her own keys, left and came back whenever she wanted, she went out with her gfs on the weekends, and visited her parents once a week. And I kidnapped her?
Well the police agreed with me and asked if I wanted to press charges. I told them no, that I was just glad to have gotten out myself of this mess before I had proposed or anything more stupid.
A month later she called and asked if she could come back. My answer was a big resounding NO.
BIG OOF
@@KwehKwehKweh yeah...
Damn man dodged a bullet right there.
@@Jebus53 without a doubt... 😂 Worst part was she tried to get pregnant desperately....
@@Mister_Beard You dodged the bullet like U.I Goku
Ladies, doing something embarrassing doesn't make us uninterested in you, it's if you don't allow us to see our friends that turns us off.
facts
I try not to let that happen
Oh my god, please go see your friends. I can't stand girls who are ALL over their boyfriends. Go see your friends, go hang out with a female friend that you've had for years. If I can't trust my boyfriend while he hangs out with a female friend, I'M the problem. Not him.
SmolBeanVids it doesn’t. they have friends too, just like you. y’all are dating, not married, and even while married, keeping your s/o away from their friends is possessive and disgusting.
SmolBeanVids unless you meant that you agree they should be able to see everyone, then disregard my comment lol.
She wanted to knife fight while drunk. She ended up stabbing me in the hand.
That's actually badass.
@@RealJohnnyG Thanks for thinking so.
That's what you get for dating Cpt. Jack Sparrow
If a guy had stabbed a girl in the hand, he'd be in prison now. Society shouldn't ignore violent behavior just because a girl did it.
Calocitey I mean as a girl I think both men and women go through things that the other gender doesn’t and can’t understand because they haven’t gone through it
I am happy for these men they got away. My boyfriend used to be very insecure when he was younger. He had a very pretty first girlfriend when he was 19. But due to his naivety he ignored all the red flags. She constantly wanted him to be there for her, screamed and threw stuff at him when they were fighting, and then didn't talk to him anymore. He had to apologize and call her again or the relationship would have ended there and now. She said stuff like: "sometimes I think about just jumping in front of a train. I mean one could just do it." and "I bet you would be a good father." She cried a lot and would constantly tell him how badly her exes (she was 21 and had 8 ex boyfriends) had treated her. All fucking BIG red flags. But what did my poor idiot boyfriend do? Stay with her, because he thought he could help her and because she had a "tough childhood". After 10 months of relationship she "suddenly" was pregnant. So he had a child with a completely psychotic woman at 21 years old and he regrets it to this day, although he loves his kid. Moral of the story: women can be just as emotionally abusing and toxic and dangerous as men. If she treats you like trash, or shows any of the signs I mentioned dump-her-immediately or you will come to regret it. You are not her therapist.
I try to help people, even though I have horrible social skills and no life experience (am 18)
Not trying to be somebody's therapist is really something I have to work on x.x
Damn, I feel sorry for your boyfriend. I can relate too, cause I have had exes like that. But thankfully, I'm wiser now these days and not only see the red flags clearer but also don't disregard them.
@I like pancakes Whew! Yeah, Borderline Personality Disorder is pretty severe. And I thought my ex-wife with Bi-Polar Disorder was bad enough.
@I like pancakes your empathetic self becoming your worst enemy is exactly what happens in relationships like these. Always keep in mind, that the loving, healthy partner you deserve is not going to take advantage of your feelings for them.
@@darchendon7926 not alone just turned 18 couple days ago
That guy talking about women texting him for advice with a guy
That's not always about getting you jealous
Half the time the guy in question is YOU
Thats what he said
I thought the same
@Ben Meulink If you're socially inept
Maybe, but that's a terrible idea all the same. Don't try to be subtle with guys. If you're interested, be direct about it. If you actually want advice from him on how to get him in particular, then ask him what he's interested in. Hobbies; movies, books, etc. he's read; favorite color; favorite food...this is where you can be subtle, because you're gathering usable information without making it clear what you're doing. But don't use subtlety as an excuse to misdirect him on whether or not you like him. *That* part you need to make clear, that you are specifically interested in getting with *him* and not someone else.
I know it's not the best idea, but that's often what's going on. Especially if it's "I kinda like this guy but I'm not sure how to tell him"
I absolutely despise when people say that they're through with someone, then get mad for the person not pursuing them even after they told them no. Either way, the person that was broken up with is gonna get yelled at.
Anyone who pulls that shit is straight up delusional, period.
I know right, they leave you, and then they act like they're the ones who are hurting upset, wtf!!?? I can't stand manipulative women, but I've never met a woman who wasn't manipulative LOL!!
It's called shit testing and it's terrible
Or you can dump your girlfriend at a sabres game because she asked for popcorn... After you already bought her popcorn and it's in the middle of the period and she says I'm breaking up with u if I don't get popcorn. So u say fine, find a way home and leave.... And it was your birthday. Not hers. Congrats and I salute you
Yeah those people are the type who watch too many romance dramas. Like what do they want? Do they want their “Prince Charming” to come on a white horse and say “I know you told me you never wanted to see my face again, and that you hate my guts. But I can’t let you go.” That’s just not realistic.
Holy shit this is perfect time. Essentially there’s a girl who I’ve liked for a while and she liked me back but we just decided we shouldn’t date due to some logistical reasons that aren’t worth explaining. Fast forward a few months and she’s already gone through another boy and we start talking again. She’s clearly super into me and always leaving huge hints, then all the sudden decides to play hard to get so she stops returning my texts, starts telling me to go fuck my self and screw off so I do the respectful thing and DO WHAT SHE ASKS. Then a day later I get a text “hey babe you passed. I wanted to make sure you weren’t too clingy and tested you to see if I was a bitch if it would scare you off. Congrats want to go out”
Yeah fuck that shit.
Bro imagine what would have happened if you did go out. What kinda fucked up shit would entail then? Would there be a test in marriage that you need to pass?
But anyway yeah fuck that shit
She killed a swan. It was all over Facebook and newspapers.
F
Wtf? O_O
8 months ago you posted this, and no one has asked you to elaborate?
How did she manage to kill the swan?
What the hell happened here?
ok queen elizabeth ii, you can disconnect from the internrt now
I absolutely HATE when girls start making comparisons between you and their ex. It was one of the main reasons I split up with my girlfriend of one year because that was honestly just horrible behavior.
Recently I went out with another girl, seemed pretty chill, but then she started telling me about all these guys she's seeing, told me that the following day she had to see another dude (and saw one the previous day too). She also told me she sometimes still did... things with her ex.
When I declined a second date, she got super mad. I don't know what she expected.
Had a dude that wouldn't stop comparing me to his ex girlfriend. The one time i tried holding hands with him he said "my girlfriend used to do this with me"
Then he was confused when i immediately let go.
He would also unplug the videogame console if i was winning the game and then proceeded to break up with ME before Thanksgiving (i didn't feel comfortable kissing him) then he was confused when I said we weren't having "friendsgiving" anymore.
I had KNOWN HIM for 2 months.
_That's exactly what my old boyfriend did. Eventually he broke up with me because "I wasn't paying enough attention to him" and guess who he was back with a week later? His ex girlfriend that he wouldn't shut up about. Of course, I kept thinking it was my fault for a while afterwards, and it fucking ruined my next relationship. My next boyfriend broke up with me within three months because "I was too clingy", which I was because I was so scared that I'd mess it up like I did with my first boyfriend._
lol what.
Obviously,she likes all the attention but don't want to bother taking care of those people.She maybe wants you to see her as a hot stuff and that you're lucky that someone like her would hang out with you lololol
Bold of you to assume that women exist
Thank for the like
Women don't exist I can confirm this as a woman because, I don't exist
Women aren't real, right?
@@rowan8383 just a figure of imagination
@@rowan8383 Obviously you're actually neckbeared beta male
Bold of you to assume that they assume the assumption that women exist
I've gotten the cold shoulder, and have been toyed with so many times I've lost all interest in meeting girls and just keep myself busy with work and hobbies. No longer feel any need to meet a girl. It's quite nice. You should try that method.
Same i just tired of being used
Dont chase women. They will come to you when they want something serious. Women choose who they have sex with and men choose who they want to marry.
@@elisabethvonosterreich-ung9659 I have given up chasing. I am happy and content and my family seems baffled when I say I'm content with my fairly boring routine lifestyle.
I swear if I could delete my attraction for women from my head I would do it and I would be happy.
@@mrkiky I'd be a whole lot more focused on practical things too lol.
How did a women ruin her chances with me?
Me: *laughs* lol women don’t ruin their chances with me, I ruin my chances with them. *laughs deep and perceived to take antidepressants*
Assuming they even give us a chance in the first place. *proceeds to hug my body pillow and cry like a bitch*
Lmfao
@@stephenlee1664 with the little information I got from that comment, even I wouldn't go for it😂😂😂
That's what waifu bodypillows are for my friend.
Stop with the cringy text acting. Jfc, that's probably why you keep ruining your chances... You're gonna end up on one of those r/niceguys posts some day... *tips fedora* m'lady
I don't know where women got the idea, that making their potential partner jealous and emotionally manipulating them by talking about other guys or making themselves otherwise available... Would somehow work.
Men are simple creatures. We have neither the time, patience or tolerance for that shit.
My gf starts bullshit cause she thinks jealousy is a good thing....Thank god she hasn't tried anything yet...if she did, she'd be ghosted real fast.
Because women will chase you more if they see that other women are into you. Because they don't know that men differ in this way they try that same tactic on you. It's just projection.
As a gay woman I’ve always had the same mindset tbh. Girls who pull this just baffle me??
I actually met a girl who told me her bf was too sensitive. I asked her why that was and said that he started crying after she screamed at him. Rest of convo went:
Me: “Maybe don’t scream at your partner, then?? That’s not a good way to communicate.”
Girl: “He’s a fucking sissy. He has to grow a pair.”
Me: “And you need to grow a heart.”
Girl: “Excuse me?”
Me: “They’re people too. If I started screaming in your face in front of everyone in the room and belittled you, wouldn’t you want to cry?”
She stopped talking to me for a bit. But, never the less, started coming to me to give me updates on her relationship again with this poor dude (which is still ongoing).
Tbh I wish I could get the guy’s number to tell him to dump this piece of shit, but all I can do is listen and sigh.
@@Lilac_Literature in an odd way, you give me hope for the future of our civilization and the species at large.
I've never understood this either. I don't do it. I used to have girl friends who'd try to do it too. It's awful.
With the guy paying for tuition, sometimes you need to think about what is best for you, and not always what is best for your significant other, pathetic that she left him because he needed to pay the tuition
its best never get in a relationship with someone who has poor finance-sense. You can't share an account, or else you'll see your bank numbers dwindle when it is least convenient
Absofuckinglutely
She probably was looking for relationships to get gifts and money.
i find that women generally feel more entitled on their birthdays than men do
You'd be surprised how many people BELIEVE the world revolves around them. If they're not your shrine or reason of existence, they find you as an abomination. At least dominatrix take what they want and treat you with more dignity. Oooo yeah, baby, do it!!! DO IT!!!
I spent about 800$ to fly across the country to meet her. First she said she would save up to help for the ticket, then she said she'd just help pitch in. So I get there on my own dime, with relatively little spending money, and she gets me to buy the groceries for the week. She was unemployed at the time. Still fine, got a little bit left. Then she asks for $20 for weed (and I don't smoke, so it's not like we could even share it)
All of this I could put up with, but then I came upon hard times, lost my job, couldn't get a good one going, and my savings never recovered from that plane ticket.
The thing that pushed it over the edge was she would almost daily try to trick me into an argument so she could try and guilt me for not putting away anymore money for "us", get into a big argument, and then pretend everything was fine and ask me to buy her dominos
She never even once so much as sent a Christmas gift, birthday card, and never put any savings away
Why would you spend 800$ that would leave you with little spending money just to see some girl? I get the whole "she said she would help" but I can't understand why you would even trust that.
@@ThatGuy-en2nn those rose-tinted glasses come with a generous helping of naivety
My ex ruined her chances when she told me she didn't like me sending her memes
Jessop Reacts you don’t need that negativity in your life
@@MemeMuseum23 I know man
Lol
The tuition one pissed me off until I realized the guy was definitely not losing anyone of value
English only bitch
can I call you later if I want a takeaway?
@@LiveBlueSky That was English
@@LiveBlueSky ????? You obviously liked your own comment
Thiago Lima
You’re literally making a fool out of yourself.
"WhErE tHe GoOd MeN hAvE gOnE?"
Gentlemen aren't wanted these days. We are just a dying breed I suppose
@@fenfrostpaws2000 ew
@@fenfrostpaws2000 *sniffs air* I smell a *niceguy*
r/Niceguys
"AnD WhErE ArE All ThE GoDs?" I really hope this is a song reference.💀
My gf tryna make me jealous and she thought i would tolerate it i approached her smiled and said congrats u have a new boyfriend now i don't need u
Savage. I like that.
I had one, seemed innocent, until I interrupted their chat at some social gathering. Neither could look me in the face, and neither could tell me what they were just talking so animatedly about. I just told em, don't care, carry on with whatever, I'm done and you two are just beginning. Oddly though she did chase me out. Couldn't tell if she wanted it over but wanted me to do it, wanted to cuck, or just wanted to rage fuck.
A girl broke up with her HSS of 4 years on Valentines day, and two months later introduced me to her father and spread rumours that we were in love; even though during that time we had only said "Hi" to each other once...
ONCE...
Yea but was she hot tho?
.... my friends ex had friends over (they all knew me due to knowing my younger brother)
girl who is interested in me starts telling me.... is it weird because I dated your brother?..... I asked her if she fucked him, Her Reply "No", asks what is there to be weirded about then???
find out later from my brother.... she never even dated my brother....
@@jimmythornseed8605 Nope.avi
@@jimmythornseed8605 And to be honest, if she was I probably would have gone for it despite the blaring and obvious red flags...
me 2. lul
Worked with a girl, who introduced me to one of her friends. All three of us are sitting in my car, after I got out of work. I lean over, not thinking, and cut out a fart. I look over at her (my date), who is looking back at my coworker in shock. All I can think to say is, “Probably shouldn’t of did that.” We all laugh, and move on. If there was ever a time for someone to not pursue a second date, this should have been it. Nope, she married me 4 years later, and we’re still together after 10.
cute
Beautiful
Awesome
Stinky
A fart is not a reason to reject someone lol
"I see it.
Her friends see it.
Her friends see.
That I see it."
These bars are more fire than the ones at the WTC were
Then her friend see her friend that see that I see it.
Turn out everyone in the bar left with her and I was alone.
wow....
wow
Was funny until the end.
See-ception.
Kodak rhymes with Kodak. Intelligence over 9000
Oh I have a good one.
An attractive woman came up to me in the gym and complimented my hair and chest (weird but sweet). So naturally I was flattered and I flirted back. We talked and laughed and had a pretty good time. She got my number and we called eachother throughout the day for a few weeks and saw eachother a few times. We got to know eachother pretty well and she asked me out. This had never happened to me before, so I was caught off guard, but she was cute and she was charming, sweet and I liked who she portrayed herself to be. I said "Of course I'll go out with you!" And she blushed and we were happy it seemed. We said goodbye when it was time for me to go to work and then this happened....
I started my truck and not even before I put it in drive, a guy came out of her house and said "Who the F is that?!"
Well, i turned off the car and got out. I walked up to him and he was enraged and looked like he was about ready to throw down. She started to explain that this was her boyfriend but he is small and blahblahblah....So I walked back to my truck, got a bottle of vodka that I had just bought (I dont drink and drive, I had picked it up for when I go home) and I put it in his hand and said "Just don't give any to her. Sorry for this." And then got in my truck and played a song from a band I dont even listen too anymore (This Girl's a Trick, by This Providence) on max and peeled out of there
waiting for the smarties to spam r/thathappened
Nicolas T ok
r/thathappened
your hair is amazing though 😂
DOUBT
To me the biggest turnoff was knowing that she was a jehova's witness trying to introduce me into the cult.
@acktually aintaddingup i wish the one that i knew at least let me fuck... it was a blue balls fest. Lucky you.
@Jocelyn E Cordova she said she leaving some privileges, and we were dating in secret from her family, but they kinda knew, i broke up with her when she insisted too much in a familiar revelation with a marriage proposal.
I don't even associate JW's with Christianity. It's like it's own thing, imo.
How are they a cult? (Idk much about that religion) could you just simply summarize it?
I bet she really liked you, but knew her parents wouldn't approve because ur a non member, so tried to get u in so she wouldn't have to sneak around her parents and shit like that. I dunno. Just theorizing here.
She said in an argument "in all cases only women are right" that was too stupid for me
It sounds like she was making a joke but that's the types of unfunny jokes that bad people tell
@@thisisntallowed9560 I asked her a few times is she is serious and she said yes : |
@@tesculeanuandrei6744 Then she got issues. Advice from a woman.
"She turned me into a newt."
@@101Volts "...A newt?"
Brave of you to assume women are interested in me
r/suicidebywords
This made me chuckle
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@@r0se750 it was just a joke lol, thanks though
Simplicity I lowkey hope someone kills me.
Oh damn. I've found the thread for me. We dated for just shy of 6 months. Sooo many issues. First up was super clingy, but I thought I would overlook this because it was my first serious relationship and I thought I would be an asshole if I left it at the first sign of trouble.
Second, Constantly accusing me of perving on other girls and saying that I would rather be fucking them instead of being with her. These conversations would come completely out of the blue.
Third, She ends up at an older bloke's house one night, texting me that she's scared. I asked her where she was and that I would go and get her. I was 45 minutes away. She refused to tell me the address and refused to leave his house. Also refused to call the police. I went to end it a few nights after the issue, we had a big discussion and kept on going.
Fourth, she was already discussing moving in after just 2 months. Talk about moving fast. She was also wanting to buy me clothes that I didn't want or did not fit my style, even as far as buying my underwear.
Fifth, This was probably the final straw among all the emotional blackmail. My sister had an important ceremony during her Masters degree, where she was celebrated as having contributed an amazing amount to the University. I could not attend as the ceremony was 4 hours drive away and I was in the middle of exams. My ex knew of this as well, and was respectful of me having to study for my exam the next day. That is...until her brother was stranded in a town about 3 hours away (in the same direction). She wanted to go down and pick him up and me to go with her. I couldn't, and it would've been a dick move to spend 3 hours driving when I couldn't spend 4 hours driving to attend my sister's award ceremony. Ex complained that "She would literally do anything for me and that I was a selfish asshole."
Yeah, broke it off the next day after stewing and stressing about what to do. So many chances to run, probably contributed to a lot of my premature grey hair as well.
No one should do *anything* for anyone, that notion is so unhealthy and can lead to some really bad actions and justifications.
There was this one girl I liked, but then she spoiled endgame the day before it came out. Instantly no longer liked her.
Never date a flirty girl who won’t make a move and purposely ignores you for attention.
I am dating that kind of girl right now....
@Mr Muscle Someone who doesn't understand the need to be thoughtful or nice sounds like someone who's not worth dating.
@Mr Muscle Well she ignores my messages or purposely answering them 5-6 hours later and i see she is online a lot( and no she isnt busy because i know what she does all day). After couple of messages ignored i really cba and i just dont write her, and after 1-2 days not writing with eachother out of nowhere i get huge amount of messages
from her. And this scenario keeps repeating and repeating, And when i tell her about it she makes a really bullshit excuse, and you must be insanely dumb to belive. Anyway don't get me wrong when we meet this girl is amazing smart funny cute nice (hours with her are like minutes) and everyone in our group are telling us what a cute couple we are blablabla but the truth is chatting with this girl is hell and i really dont know what to do about it
Thots, endangering the wallets and minds of men everywhere.
They are evil
I met this girl last year: let's just call her Ashley, she was very insecure and somewhat suicidal, but still very sweet at heart. After a few weeks of talking, she told me that she liked me but I was honest with her and said I had liked another girl, which she CLAIMED to be okay with but she clearly wasn't, cause next time I saw her she just left the room crying. I asked if she was okay but I don't think she wanted to talk to me which I can KINDA understand, so I just let her be.
A couple weeks later she posted on her Instagram story: "What would you do if I killed myself tomorrow?" to which I responded that I would be scarred for life and tried encouraging her that even when you think no one cares about you, some people do. But that didn't stop her, and she kept telling me details about how she was going to kill herself. At this point, I stopped sugarcoating the situation and threatened to call the police, but then she quickly stopped and told me that she just wanted to see how I would react and if I liked her. I wasn't happy about this and I contacted the suicide hotline the next morning, which she was ALSO not happy with. But I didn't care not only because she used suicide as an excuse to get attention, but also because I felt like it was my responsibility. We stopped talking not long after that.
Moral of the story: If you use suicide as an excuse for attention, you can go stick your head in a fat dick.
Oh gosh 0_0 Using it as an excuse to get attention is just sooo messed up
"she was very insecure and somewhat suicidal" and that was your first clue to run the other direction. A person like that is not ready for a relationship at all. If you are not whatever kind of perfect dream they have made up for the person they are looking for the save them from their loneliness and depression, which you can never be as it is a fantasy, you will not be good enough for them and when it ends it can be very bad. Never date anyone who has that level of metal health issues. 9 times out of 10 they are looking for someone to "save them" and see a relationship as a holy grail that will fix all their problems.
Women do that already in Sweden. Giving head doesn't need to happen more. Seriously fuck casual sex.
donttouchmysandwich _15_ At least you've admitted to be a blue pill simp. Most men double down in denial
also super manipulative and toxic!!!!!!!!!!
So this girl and I flirted all the time right? Constantly playing that line of something more and just friends. One day we're out with friends and we all start talking about our significant others of the past.
Her: I've actually been talking to my ex recently to start a friends with benefits.
Me: I got lucky this last weekend (did happen, wasn't committed at all)
Our friends: "Damn what was she like"
Her: Pepper sprays and calls me a thoughtless asshole.
Moral of the story - Even when we're honest, we're thoughtless
(This was also in public)
There was a girl I went to school with that was friends with my friend group. I had a thing for her and we had the same schedule so i always ate lunch with her. We started talking on the phone, etc. and one day she starts telling me I need to be dominated. But not sexually; like my life decisions. For example, how i needed to dye my hair "plum" and start dressing a certain way. She then starts talking about how the full moon changes people.
Despite being younger and more closed minded, I probably could've gotten over the full moon part, but combined with the life domination I noped out real quick.
DYE YOUR HAIR PLUM OR ELSE
Jokes on you! I ruin my own chances with my *c r i p p l i n g d e p r e s s i o n*
You on joke! I depress my cripples.
Ruins own chances with asexuality
CannonZeroKiryu Nice! I like to ruin any and all future prospects with my horrible inability to talk to new people in any capacity!
that doesn't make sense...
Uhuhuhuhuhuh so funny
1:01 i dont want to see you again
*doesnt ever get seen again*
PIKACHU SUPRISED
uh classic girls
Jah-lap-pa-nose
You guys, we've been saying jalapeno wrong this whole time!
Me:Charmander,Squirtel or Bulbasaur?
Girlfriend:I don't like Pokemon...
Me:"Dio walk out of there"
Maybe she liked the JoJos.
BETA
@Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated JoJo Scores
I didn’t even know that people on Reddit even experienced having a girlfriend
TanGo it’s a joke
TanGo lmao whatever it happens
Anthony Spadafora Because reddit users are loners
Elguu :D exactly, haha.
Elguu :D How so? Thats like saying "UA-cam users are loners" or "Twitter users are loners" please back up your claim with evidence god damn.
If your a girl talking to a guy and talk about trying to get attention/ advice on another guy just to see if he'll defend you or get jealous, don't do it. It's really a huge turn off. And sure maybe that's not your intention but we can't read your mind.
Guys do this as much as chicks. It's a rookie move. You are more often then not the guy she is talking about. She wants to know what you want/need. Just tell her to be honest with him and tell him how she feels.
There's also another easy way they could tie that mind-game back into an "asking out" sort of deal. Start with "Let's say I wanted to get with a guy, and needed advice.." and after all the advice is given/received, finish it with "And what if that guy I was interested in was you?". Bam. Problem solved. Still not the best way of going about it.. but it would at least give the test they want to give, and reel it back into what their original goal was? I guess?
@@krel7160 that would work pretty well too
Agreed. I just commented about this too.
Back in high school, any time a guy has ever pulled the "I need advice about a girl I like" he would immediately say it was me. Slightly better than trying to make me jealous, but still silly.
@Keith DeMons nigga you know we have our own games. It's not the same as women but when guys lie about being in a relationship but only want sex that shit is a game in itself. We ain't innocent lmao.
I was seeing a girl who lived about a 2 hour drive away. Things were seemingly pretty good, she seemed like she was really into me and i liked her a lot. Turned out she had a boyfriend and every time i picked her up, it was from his house (she lived with him). When i found out she tried telling me she didnt love him etc and i just noped out of there. A few weeks later she left him, and about 2 months after that she was engaged to another guy. Dodged a bullet there
a good rule of thumb when on a date is wait for the person who is paying to order and then order something that costs about the same or less (also applies to non date social events)
this rule use to be common sense but somehow a lot of women these days seem to think it's good dating etiquette to order something super expensive just to see how he reacts as a way of measuring his income
In that situation, I'd walk out and leave her the bill.
On a date.
Man: What do you want to drink?
Woman: I'm thinking of champagne.
Man: Think again.
one time me and this girl had been talking for a bit and it was clear she liked me... until she started to try to make me bully this guy in a group chat we were in. she would say "lets start pissing off -------- " she said it would be funny if we made him sad and self conscious. safe to say i stopped talking to her after that
Lucky you stopped talking to her
Good
That's not a red flag boy, thats an army of red banners
Usagi Garcia 😂😂
When i was 13 a girl and i started texting and after just 1week she wanted to blow me. I quit talking to her.
5 years later and shes pregnant
Not a personal example of mine, but one connected to a female friend. She was crying about how her boyfriend hadn't messaged her or talked to her all day, saying he must not care about her etc. Yeah... Literally the day before that she told him she wanted some space, that they should be apart for a while and not talk to each other. I brought this up and she got angry, saying "Well he could have at least text me good morning!" So basically, she wanted him to be completely disrespectful and do the complete opposite of what she'd asked. He soon realised how batshit crazy she was and left her. I don't talk to her anymore either.
I wrote and mailed a girl a I had been dating for about three months a cute poem. I’m a decent writer and went through the trouble of getting nice stationary and a wax seal; I wanted the letter to look almost like something you’d expect to see in a fairytale. She used it to clean up a spill in her kitchen and threw it away.
Reminds me of something that happened to a friend of mine in high school that i somehow got involved in. My friend was dating this girl (blonde, slim, and kinda bossy) and were going at 3 months in when he tells me that he suspects she’s cheating on him. He wants me to help him spy on her to prove him right. I didn’t want to get involved in things like that, they were together not long, he barely knew anything about her and she was honestly a real B. One thing i did know was that she had a very expensive taste. He would by things like jewelry, makeup, even the most expensive feminine products. A serious gold digger. About a week after what my friend told me, i was at a grocery store when i pass an aisle that had a couple locking lips in it. Full blown frenching. Painfully loud moaning. I was about to leave the disturbing lovefest when i notice the girl had the same jewelry that my friend got for her, matching earings, bracelet, necklace, everything!
When i told my friend about it, he told me he knew and dumped her. She wasn’t just cheating on him, but also the guy i saw and nearly every guy in our grade and higher that didn’t have girlfriends. He had stalked her through the full week and not only found a bunch of the other guys she was dating/cheating on but had taken photos of them smootching to get the ultimate revenge on her. He made a bunch of papers that had the photos on it as well as text reading “if you are one of these guys or are currently dating this girl, dump her. She’s cheated on me and she’s cheating on you too.
I don’t know what happened to her now but when we posted the pictures around school (and on facebook for good measure) i heard that every gut she was dating dumped and became an outcast of the school. I did find out that the reason she dated so many people was because she jst wanted free stuff. Forget gold digger, she was a platinum scrounger!
What disturbed me was that a few days before she and my friend were dating, she actually tried to ask me out on a date, if i was willing to pay for the dinner. I was shy and nervous about dating, and i didn’t like her being so demanding, so i fake agreed to get her of my back, the day after the supposed date and she finds me in lunch, fuming. She goes on about how im a jerk and a winp and a pig for eating and not listening. I just tell her that i just don’t care and to leave me alone. I suppose that part was a bit mean, but she was a self-absorbed jerk from the start and i hate getting into conflict.
Tl;dr selfish girl cheats of friend, been cheating on every boy in school, me and friend get revenge, squirrel eats her ear.
I went out with a girl for a couple months.
At first it was great, we got along well. I tried my best to spoil her. I would often drive her around, pay for everything. I always planned extensive dates and tried to make her feel special.
I didn't mind too much as she didn't have much money. Over time It got to me slightly as there was hardly any reciprocation in intent (I didn't care about the money or time much)
I tried to keep the relationship together. But red flags kept on appearing. From her flirting with another guy in front of me when she was drunk, to her abandoning me at a party because she was jealous another girl liked me despite me telling that girl to go away.
I persevered and patched things up whenever a problem came up in hopes I could make the relationship work. I am not really one to just give up.
There came a point in the relationship where she called me in a state. Family trouble had escalated.
I drove to her house and tried to defend her. Her mom had taken away her phone and to try get me over on to their side, they showed me her texts with another dude, from nudes to suggestive texts.
At the time, I was shocked, but because I loved her I lied to them and told them that we talked about it and were working on our relationship.
Eventually they calmed down and we all came to an understanding. I walked out and broke down.
I decided that I was done fighting for someone who was fighting against me. I broke up with her less than a week later.
For months she tried to get back together with me and she tried the hardest when I got into a new relationship.
I never looked back.
Your a good guy
First mistake was buying her tons of shit and trying to make her feel special. Thats probably why she was staying with you as long as she did.
There are so many losers out there who are more than willing to take advantage of positive influences on their lives until they drive them away forever.
Steven Barnard Good for you my guy a person like that honestly doesn't change, I hope you're better ❤
"I decided that I was done fighting for someone who was fighting against me."
Very well said. Pretty much exactly how I felt the day I finally made the decision to get a divorce.
Usually with saying something like "Who are you?" or "Why are you in my house?" Like, real mood killers lady, I'm just gonna take this underwear and go.
Meme Iselfaneye a great gentleman right here fellas
I see that you too are a man of culture.
I respect thee
I'm not sure if I should post this story or not because of its horrible and terrifying nature.
My brother was dating this girl he met online once a few years ago, she seemed nice, maybe a bit insecure and weird but overall nothing wrong about her. One day she stayed round our home and I was doing my usual chilling in my room playing games and watching youtube videos on my PC, I went to go get a drink downstairs and heard a loud 'what have you done'. I rushed upstairs and saw my brother looking at his Nintendo DS in horror. It turned out that he had let her play on his Pokemon Black for a little while and she had RESTARTED and WIPED it without telling him, of course this was without his approval. This game which not only had 500+ hours put into it, but had Pokemon from which he had worked up from previous Gen games, even some perfect stat Pokemon AND some traded Pokemon that he was looking after for a while from a friend he hung out with a lot. All of those years, gone in an instant, and all she had said to him about it very causally was 'what, I do it all the time on these types of games', needless to say that was the start of a downhill slope and eventual break up between them.
How in there right mind could anyone do such a thing. Truly terrifying.
'what, I do it all the time on these types of games'
thats some fucking DISRESPECT
..... lol i unlocked everything in a samurai warriors game (think it was 3)... friend started playing on a new save game by himself.... he ended up overwriting my save file that was put strictly on a separate area from the regular hard drive... he fed me so many shots that night
he knew what he had done and felt the great remorse
Damn, that was horrifying
Lolol I thought she wacked a cat or something
Being someone who was deep in obsession with pokemon for years when I was younger.
This story H U R T S
"Oh why?"
"Because of Pearl Harbor"
Bit weird but..
"Also, she stole my Ipod"
*ALRIGHT THAT'S ENOUGH*
I asked a girl out and she said yes, but for the next week declined every change to get lunch or hang out or anything of the sort. At the end of the week she came to me saying "this isn't working out"
Gee I wonder why
xD
She wanted you to be more aggressive about it.
She just want 'inside stuff', you ask her 'out'. She doesn't like it
By never even noticing that I exist
It’s because you’re a magic egg, it’s not your fault
äijämään
@@arnav3133 you are an evil character
@-.- Ihy hacks >:0
Why are you on every video I watch? 😅😅
Had an old friend from the 4th grade message me after years of silence. Let's call her Girl. Things went pretty well but then she said that her feelings for me never really went away (We both said that we liked each other way back when) and talked about future plans like living together iirc. Thought nothing of it, thought it was just the thrill of finding me after years.
She was living with her grandparents before she headed off to the military. She told me that she loved the boy I was 8 years ago, and that she really hoped I was still him. At this point, it was clear to me that she fell for me for some reason. She got clingy and wanted me to go to some dance with her even though she's relatively far away. Her grandparents already didn't like me just because I'm a dude, and I'd have to meet them before I hang out with Girl. I told her that I didn't feel the same way she does about me. Anyways, I wasn't really sure how to burst the bubble that I'm uncomfortable with the entire situation so I kept silent and hoped it blew over. Bad idea.
I asked for space, she told me to grow up and grow a pair. I told her that I honestly wasn't sleeping well, that I felt content with most everything and only rarely felt happy. She immediately claimed I was suicidal.
"No motivation for anything does imply life smarty.
And if you don't want to talk to me anymore, just say so.
My feelings can't be hurt anymore than they already are."
"Plan on living in your parents house forever? Plan on working as a janitor for the rest of your life?"
That pissed me off quite a bit. She already didn't respect my request for space.
Boys, I suggest finding hobbies that occupy your time. Golden girls are rare as fuck.
Tldr; Clingy girls that admit they're in love with guys they finally talked with after years is a major turnoff, as well as mind games and shaming.
I got one. Really fits this well.
I knew a girl from my (1 year) younger brothers group, that apparently kept asking about me, things I liked, if I was seeing anyone, that type of thing. One day my brother and this girl, along with her friend ask for a ride to the lake one town over. This is also the girls hometown but she often stayed in the bigger town with friends and family. We hit it off, I'm charming, she's cute af and my brother is scoring big numbers too with the other girl. We end up kissing and making out for a bit as the sun went down over the mountains with no one around but us.
It starts getting dark and we decide to go down to the local fair grounds to hang out at this mini fair that was going on. We get there, and this girls older brother, real douche bag, napoleon syndrome type shit, never been hit before in the mouth for talking shit, is there and walks over to us. He sees her all cuddled up to me and he immediately goes off on her in the middle of this fair, yelling at her about some stupid shit going on at their house and calling her a whore. I tell him he needs to calm down, and he gets in my face, threatening me to do something about it. Mind you, I'm 6' at 16 years old, was currently practicing for football, and wearing black Tripp pants and other gothy things. This is back when Sobe drinks were in glass bottles and he was one false move from testing the durability out on his head. I verbally rip his ass to shreds and embarrass him in front of his friends; I let him know if he ever talked to her like that again, I would drive up her and stomp his ass. By this time my brother and his girl was by my side. Her group of friends had shown up just then and heard the whole thing. A guy friend and 3 other girls in her group told her brother to leave the fair before we collectively jumped his ass. Everyone was basically doing everything but appulding at the performance that just went down. It was really fun.
After that, she was stuck to me like glue, absolutely swimming in my eyes type of stuff. We get back to the cars after another 2 or 3 hours. She begins to cry, I assured her I would see her soon, and she could now start calling me her boyfriend. She died. She hugged her friend as we left and drove back home.
Not too often you get to feel like someone's hero.
The next day she calls me up and asks me if I could awnser a really difficult question. I thought it was gonna be something cute. Instead She asks me, "What would if I told you I had feelings for someone else? Another guy"
I pause. The world stopped around me and I relived all of last night. Knowing even then that my brain was basically taking the whole file from last night and taking it over to the trash bin to thrown away.
I laugh.
Then told her, "If you're able to say that to me after last night, you're not the person I thought you were", and hung up.
Years later, she came by the house with my brother in her own car. It was awkward. But she said that at the time it was because she thought it would make me jealous and make me like her more. I'm sure one of ber dumb ass friends told her to do it. She asks me if there could ever be something between us again, I leaned in, kissed her and said "This is where our paths split" and left the house to hang out with friends. Never saw her again after that day.
I still wonder what would have happened if she didn't fuck that up. But glad I didn't get to see what else she would have done to make me jealous either; or deal with that crazy brother.
Dude, when I read "What would if I told you I had feelings for someone else? Another guy", I fucking paused. And to learn later that she was trying to make you jealous? If "I assured her I would see her soon, and she could now start calling me her boyfriend" doesn't scream intense interest for the other person I don't know what does. Smh.
That's a heart breaking story. Really goes to show how damaged modern women are from all that Hollywood media and teen magazines.
You stood up to her brother in front of a huge audience, assured her you were a thing and had the most romantic moment. And she still pulls that crap (probably because she has been conditioned to think that this is normal). Absolute madness.
You deserved better.
Thank you my dudes. Means a lot to me that people even read this.
First I thought she broke up with you just because she didn’t like you, despite the comfort. But then when you said that she was doing it to get you jealous I was like HELL NO. What an idiot.
Am I the only one who thought this was about to take an Alabama turn and the "other guy" was her brother who called her a whore?
Women logic:" I'm just going to give him hints to let him know I like him then turn him down"......"why does no boy like me"
Well the one about rhe girl who said no twice just wabted a friend with benefits and see where it goes from there. Makes no sense but sometimes what a girl wants is exactly the opposite of what a girl says she wants
Andrea Yanome Calm down, Andrea.
@@luke325_ Lmao, no point in telling a girl to calm down when they know theyre wrong, worst thing you could do XD
"Don't have any wrong idea. I hanging out witg you just because i want to. It's not i like you or something"
Theres always an exception to the rule but that's 99% of women sweet get over it@@Andyatl2002
"How do I get this guy to be romantically interested in me? Brilliant! I'll just compare him to my Ex and pretend that I am not romantically interested in him whatsoever but am actually looking to get another guy!"
Why?
@nate green Catching Mewtwo in a Poke ball is really not that rare. You have 0.3% of catching any legendary with a capture rate of 3 (so most of them) at full health with a Pok Ball.
@@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest *tips fedora*
@@philipfry9436 How so according to you?
@You[']r[e] wrong : No, it's a 3/255 chance, so 1.176470588%.
Remember -- these are the women who haven't figured out men and so are still single. Not exactly experts of the subject matter, don't be surprised when strange things happen in their heads.
Do add to that:
Was dating a girl for about 2-3 weeks, we spend a lot of time together because I kinda joined in on the group of friends she knew for a couple of years (I instantly connected to everyone and we all really just had fantastic days/weeks together). One evening we partied and we 2 slept on the same couch, she was on her phone constantly and layed turned away from me (ignoring me saying: hey, wanna turn around? got a little surprise.) So I just turned away and slept. The next morning she was normal like nothing happened but I was mad (didn't show it tho, because I thought maybe she had some issues with her family or stuff, so I thought I just wouldn't ask) and when I left we finally made out for about 30 minutes straight before I left because I really needed to get the bus.
She later texts me saying when we were in bed last night she obviously dropped hints I didn't pick up and that she was mad for me falling asleep....
So I explained it all to her and we weren't mad and stuff, because we actually liked each other pretty much, she was just kinda weird in that way.. She couldn't show her feelings at all.
So one night, we (the group of friends, about 8 (including the girl and me)) figured out we wanted to go to a club and party. So we did and had a really fking great time (was my first time in a club lile that). We kissed a lot and danced nearly the hole time.
Then, my buddy taps me on the shoulder and demanded if I could lead him to the toilets, obviously I do it and we go there. After about 10 minutes we return to the party room and guess what?
There she is, rubbing her ass against another guy's dick, his hands on her tits. She turns to him and they kiss wildly while he grabs her ass etc. (I was standing 5 meters away)
I just told my buddy I wanna leave and went straight out. Never cried so hard before.
End of the story she told me she actually just likes me as a friend (but decided to kiss me just about 25 minutes before I left going to the bathroom). Never talked to her again since then.
Lol pussy.
@@DOCTORKHANblog , Shut up, your probably a 12 year old who has not had his first girlfriend yet...
@@everest88 Fuck off.
What a bitch she was. You deserved better.
..... Instead of saying you deserve better I'll just say you deserve nothing..... Because that's probably what you need right now nothing but yourself
My friend: "she almost put me in a cult that used the same knife to do a blood pact. They all got an std and I gtfo"
Holy shit. This is wild.
A girl said she would jump under a train if I didn't date her.
Never spoke to her again. I think she's still around.
Lmao
I'm a girl but I've had similar
I had a guy say he'd kill himself if I don't go out with him
Worked for a bit.. But then I got fed up and left him.
Guess what? 2 years later and he's still alive
I gotta feel bad that she feels that desperate, but I think ya made the right choice; Odds are she was morbidly depressed for a night or two, and then moved on with her life after realizing that was stupid. Hopefully.
These kinds of threats don't work on me. I think I'm like the kind of person that's just immune to a disease like HIV for having mutated blood. If someone would threaten to do something like that I wouldn't even consider entertaining it, simply out of principle. I think it would be pretty effective deterrent if I explained it like that and they knew for certain it wouldn't work.
I hate those people faking depression and suicidal thoughts and treating it very lightly. Those people are probably also the type to say they got "depressed" just cause you didn't do something for them, and then laugh and act all extremely happy with their friends 5 minutes later.
Worst Username In the World FUCKING FACTS. UGH 💆🏻♀️
First girl I had ever really gotten into a relationship with kept saying that her dad and a few of her guy friends were literally going to kill me. I stopped talking to her for my own safety, and when she figured that out she changed the story to "I was just lying to see how you'd react." Blocked her immediately after lol.
Logan Hicks lol that reminds me of a guy that told me he wants to kill my sister bc she rejected him and then proceeded to ask me out, yea no thanks,
he also put my phone number on a bulletin board at my college saying sexual things, (ik it was him bc i give different people different phone numbers and other reasons) people are weird
@@juleskumiknox2987 That's definitely weird as fuck lol. I don't get why people think they can shit all over you and then immediately expect you to fall head over heels with them.
When i was at high school, i met a girl who seemed okay and got along with good (possibly more).
The only problem was that she only showered ONCE per week and smelled like cow shit.
I quickly noped out of that once i got a wiff of the smell, i can't even fathom what her snatch would smell like. Yuck.
Jesus Crust i only shower once a week
(But i take 16 mins)
@@sansdeltarune7510 did you shower today?
Mm mm smelly chicks are the best, like truffles, you just lack good taste
What even is this thread
@@sansdeltarune7510 omg why?
Even talking to a girl is a gamble.She could accuse you of anything and everyone will believe her.
Go solo.
5:16 i cant breathe google pronounced it so wrong
JUHLAPENUS
Lol
Because the real word is jalapeÑos
G O O G L E?
Well it's spelled wrong too...
I girl I had been dating for awhile really was treating me poorly. One day she comes over to my place to rest, cause her family's house was always loud. She's in a really pissy mood but I decided to try and cheer her up. I ask if she could go do anything right now, what would it be? She was a huge Indians fan, and says she hasn't been to a game in years. I tell her to go pick out any seats she wants within reason. She picks some seats, then gets grumpy again. I ask what's wrong now. She doesn't want to drive that far. I say I'm driving, she can nap the whole way. We leave, it's about an hour trip. About half way there she's complaining that it's gonna be late, and she'll be hungry. I tell her I had planned on buying her dinner (not sure why this was even in question, I always bought dinner). A couple minutes later she complains its gonna be cold, even though we brought warm clothes and blankets.
At this point I've had enough. I tell her my trucks headlights are not working right, so we better turn back. I still buy her dinner though. Shortly after she decided we needed a break. I say fine, just realize if we are splitting up then we might not get back together. She says OK. So we split up, and she starts calling me within a couple days asking for me back. I refuse, since I was tired of being treated like crap. Spent the next year or so avoiding her.
Dodged a bullet
good, the relationship was clearly toxic. I’m sorry that she took advantage of your kindness.
@@selizaa yeah, glad I got out when I did. But I do feel guilty cause I guess she got into drugs after that. Her mom ran into a friend of mine and told him that screwing things up with me was the dumbest thing she ever did. Maybe if her mom looked at the home life she gave her daughter she might realize she was part of the problem
@@johnwaugh4085
don't feel guilty for getting off a sinking ship. trying to fix/help someone who isn't interested in your effort will just bring you down with them, and then you're both fucked.
you're better off if you preserve yourself for the next person who is actually trying or, if you're really hung up on that particular one, for when that person is willing to try and help themselves, so you have the footing to pull them back up out of the hole they've dug.
Holy goob, you sound so patient and caring too. Please don’t feel guilty for breaking up with her
My girlfriend left the cap off the toothpaste. You know who does that, a synth
Literally the second date was her making me go with her to buy her feminine products.
Didn't talk to her after that.
Only a Synth does that.
Ad Victoriam
Arthur Maxson
Damn synths
Vietnam creeps me out
Why?
Because of sushi...
The Netherlands creep me out...
Because of Blitzkrieg.
@@ShouldOfStudiedForTheTest what the actual fuck is that
EDIT: Holy shit I sounded so dumb, I now have realized what it is 10 seconds later
@@bart3072 lmao
THE TREES!!! THEIR IN THE FUCKING TREES!!
India really creeps me out.
Why?
Because of Kim Jong Un.
I had been going out with this girl for a few weeks and I thought everything was going great. I had shared with her that I was recovering from anorexia, and she was super supportive of me and appeared to be super empathetic and encouraging of me and my healing process. Fast forward a few weeks, we’re talking about something and she tells me that she wants to lose weight. I tell her she doesn’t have to, she’s at a perfectly healthy weight and losing weight might affect her health negatively. She mentions my anorexia. She mentions how she was looking around and found the number for an anorexia coach (a terrible and manipulative person who takes advantage of your illness and basically belittles your body and tells you how many calories you’re allowed to consume in a day and how much exercise you have to do a day). I told her no, don’t do that, because those people are disgusting and toxic and will ruin your life. She asked me if I wanted the number. I told her no, what the fuck, and she says “we can lose weight together. You’re used to starving yourself already, you can help me get used to it.” For some reason I stuck around for another week before breaking up with her. She proceeds to tell all of her friends that I was the toxic one trying to force her into anorexia.
whoa thats some bad stuff right there
Bitch is crazy
Some women target people with issues to forcce them into relapse to manipulate them.
Holy shit man, hope you're doing better now
Bitches be cray
She got with me by cheating on her bf so I knew I couldn’t trust her
Met someone thru some dating site. Finally got her number and called. The first thing she did was tell me how everyone she met on the site were a bunch of losers. I said I had to hang up and go to work. She said "You'll call me later, right?" Sure. I wonder if she's still waiting ten years later.
Singlehood is looking waaaaay better than having to trouble myself with r/niceguys and r/nicegirls.
Yup, I stick to fuckbuddies and not a committed relationship. Don't want to donate half(if not more) of myself to another person.
columbus day well in sex, you're borrowing more than half your body...
But I'm just committed to my single hood.
Just be clear that you just wanna have sex, you’d be surprised how many girls (especially in college) are down for that. You don’t want a solid relationship until after college and after you have a solid career.
@@drakec9480 yeah just being clear and taking responsibility for your actions, it's all good. But you know, with people like from this video's post, feels like a gamble. Seen it happen, heard it happen, so I'm just not risking it anymore. But you do what you want.
@@drakec9480 And then they still go around behind your back and leech of your profit in your solid career.
I had a similar situation to the dude with the friend's night out. My date was clingy but I delt with it for a while. But she told me ,to leave my friends,stop gaming,stop doing art,and to dropout of college to find a full-time job , I just blocked her and ignored her. My friends and I have been together since Elementary and I considered family.
she just wanted you to buy things for her hence why she wanted you to get a job
Anytime they ghost me literally that is the biggest turn off for me
They knew I was gay and still went for it. So... Yeah.
A lot of crazy people out there. What's sad is, these crazy people usually don't realize just how crazy they are and wonder why they scare off dates/friends.
I find that myself, but also most of the same age grouped women just don't the similar intelligence...
She told me for years to shave my chest, back and even arms and legs. 5 years into the relationship I decided to start sporting a beard. At 6 months it was pretty beastly and I kinda fell in love with it. Even shaved my waist length hair off because I decided I liked the Bald + Beard combo. She declared she hated beards more than even chest hair. Told her I love how it feels on my face (just like how I enjoy the sensation of my hairy chest and back) and how it looks and she can deal with it because she dyed her hair hot pink and got tattooes which I expressed I didn't like (but never forbade)
Woke up like 1am-ish one morning with her shaving it in my sleep. Yeah, get the fuck out of my house and my life.
wtf that's some ENTITLEMENT right there
Physically, y'all sounded like a dope ass couple.
Not the fucking beard! :'( She's such a bitch.
A justifiable reason to wake up directly into throwing an uppercut.
you do you man. if she doesn't support change, why should you?
Had a relationship with a girl
She was a person who I think thought that I was bi because I couldn't talk to anyone except her and she didn't even let me do my schoolwork (while in class) and ask questions etc.
I broke up with her 45 minutes later because she was already pissing me off
She then tried to get me expelled and tried to ruin my friendships
Luckily she got expelled 6 months later and I never saw her again
Probably 10.
by bi you mean bisexual right?
oh wait I guess it would be bisexual. that makes way more sense than bipolar
Crushed my confidence by telling me I was too short to continue talking to her, proceeds to get together with a much taller guy who cheated on her