By the time it's done, the only hopes and dreams Angry Cops has left is the possibility he has the cure to HIV somewhere in the house in one of the shared needles next to the barbie sets where the kids used to play.
You reminded me of that scene from "Lord of War" when Nicholas Cages character needed to get rid of his plane full of weapons so he invited the locals to raid his cargo. AC needs to do something similar
When freebasing meth, one must remember to properly ventilate. The condensation of the amyl and methyl chains can stick to structural elements and feed various lifeforms, some of which may not be desirable for sustaining the structural integrity of a building. These lifeforms and their waste byproducts can also further contaminate your meth production lab. If you want quality meth, good, professional ventilation is a must.
It's great that the both of you have a good sense of humor, especially your wife. If I had bought something like that my wife would have murdered me in my sleep.
@@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937 there was a guy down the street from the tesla plant that did that about a week ago. got a few grand in insurance from it.
“Jesus! What happened?! You were on watch in this basement!” Priceless. I’ve known about AC for a while from Donut collaborations, but I just recently started watching his videos and subbed. This dude is one of the funniest people on UA-cam.
Justin Williams I come from a distant future of your time Justin, things down here in Crack Central Station isn't looking too hot. After navigating down the hidden trap door in the basement we found the Lair of Crack, and after further searching the underground hidden structure it has become clear that there appears to be a mass network of Crack traveling through the Crack Tunnels. Please send Bravo team, we have been trapped in Crack Tunnel A-36c, it has been 5 days and the only edible resource we have found to sustain our tainted bodies is Crack Cocaine.
Bryan Davis Yeah this is where I’ll call in a cleaning company. I’ve crawled through rotten pig organs and blood. But I ain’t touching that crack house.
never in my life did I expect to watch a Drill Sergant go through a crackhouse that he bought with who im assuming is his wife at 3 in the morning on a school night while eating pizza. 10/10 would definitely do again.
Episode 100: "well, I found the old owner of the house..." Episode 1029: "still can't open the front door, I found a secret room filled with dead bodies and bags of crack!"
Rico Gutierrez Wait a minute, what if took pictures and presented them as evidence. By all means, the court should declare he was bringing the property value back up. 😂
How I wasted my 10,000 dollar small business Covid grant on an attic and it still needs a roof. Alternate title: How insurance paid me 37 dollars for an entire house.
@Jack Stuckino, the Air Force would HIRE someone to evaluate the home, then they'd get the National Guard to evacuate the neighborhood before bombing the house and the entire community.
@Vanargand why would anyone feel special to be the next one in line to be poked by a cactus. It becomes predictable when the same cactus keeps poking people just to be a prick
Yup, nice thriving collection of black mould. I suggest a gas mask cuz if you have allergies like me, this shit isn't fun. Had some growing behind my bed in a basement apartment and trying to breathe while I slept was a trial. Thought my cat allergies were going haywire till we found it. I tried to scrub it off the wall regularly after that.
Great! Now crack addicts will be going to you than you going to them. They’ll be crawling through the windows trying to get a fix like a zombie invasion. Thinking the previous owners have done a bit of spring cleaning. Surprised you haven’t find a dead OD body under all that garbage. Good luck with that, you going to need it. 👍
Unironically my favorite series on this channel. I've cleaned out apartments like that and its crazy the shit you find. Its surreal watching someone else wade through knee deep garbage instead of me lol
“Light can’t penetrate a place where there is no life.” This whole video is depicting something like an existential crisis embodied and I don’t know what to think. 😅
"i bought a crack house!" "why did you buy a crack house?" "well definitely not to sell, produce, and use crack...that would be iLLiEgAl" *nervously scratches face*
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@Abdul Rahman yeah if you're willing to get in some shit and do some really hard work you can get the value of that house to be very high
@Abdul Rahman House upkeep gets subtracted from the taxable value of the house when it gets sold. So as long as expenses don't get too out of hand you get the cash back on sale.
It's been all over the news. Basically the US assassinated an Iranian top General who was responsible for killing a lot of Americans and Iranians and now people think WW3will start. War with Iran is unlikely though since the people of Iran hate the government and won't fight for it and Iran doesn't really have many allies willing to take on the US military for them. If anything happens it will probably be a destruction of the Iranian Navy and assassinations of more of their war criminals.
@@lenne_h I'd have been doing it years ago if I had a license. But, alas, I have public transportation and student loan debt which enable me to never, ever have to adult and get a car, lol
@@WayToVibe I too have student loan debt. I feel your pain. Most of those companies r require a two person team for their jobs. Look into it. You may be surprised. And depending on the company and your type of loans, you could qualify for public service loan forgiveness. (if you live in the US)
I absolutely love this brings back old memories of working on houses in southeastern Ohio. Sadly I have seen much, much worse. I will definitely be following this series and you have a new subscriber
@@pietrotettamanti7239 Ooh, just hire a homeless guy to shovel the shit out and then when he's done he can rent it. We can call it a for profit homeless shelter.
This is so funny! As a veteran carpenter I have seen this so many times. People think, "Yeah, little bit of paint and we got this" LMAO!! NIGHTMARE FROM HELL!!
I cant even tell you how many times i have watched this....friggin RIGHT in the middle of an EPIC Clark Griswold rant ...just stops....."IS THAT A TELETYPE?" I just cant....😂
Йосиф Сталин hahahaha no insurance company would cover that mess. It's a condemned house. He can't even legally stay there. Almost better off to demo and sell the land.
It would be a lot faster than trying to demolish it the "city approved" way. The only things worth taking out before destroying it, is the chandelier and the glass eagle and even those I'd give a good wipe down with isopropyl.
I like to think DS Hy's only acting like he's progressively losing his mind because the residual crack fumes from the house is so strong, its starting to get him high.
Day 1 of owning a crackhouse: "It's going to be a challenge lol" Day 5: "little stressed" Day ???: "Given up.. Bought some crack.. wanna buy a house I need some crack."
That's not how it works for crack houses. You leave a crack house unlocked it's either going to accrue 10x more trash and other bodily fluids or it's gonna get burned down.
Wow, that is sure a lot of work. I had to see this video after you had mentioned it in the video about the neighbors complaining. Wow, it is actually WORST than what you had said. I am amazed at this. It is just scary. But I do know that it will look amazing when it is done.
Omg that hockey stick was from the early 90's when he was first drafted into the Sharks Probably worth a bit I'm from Australia and know nothing about hockey. Wiki is awsome
My old boss was in the Navy and he told me about one of his special forces buddies who had one of his houses lived in by squatters while he was away on duty. He gave them fair warning to get out by midnight when he got back. Since they didn't, he and a dozen 6ft marines stormed the house in full gear at about 4 in the morning. Apparently one of the squatters said they'd call the police. And the special forces troops just said "we're above the police". Absolute legendary story. Anyways, I hope if anything like that happens to you, you'll do something similar lol
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House is so bad he can claim homeless veteran status.
Genius!
This...this comment wins
I hope he sees this lmao
DANM
🤣🤣🤣💀💀💀☠☠☠ I can't breathe
List of renovation tools:
1. Gasoline 100 $
2. Matches 1 $
mort8652 Abeahamsen 😂😂😂 💀
some properties are better renovated by knocking the whole thing down and starting back at the foundation.
Who needs $100 in gas for burning? Lol you’d get by with a gallon
To be fair you wouldn’t need that much gas
You could probably just use a match
Demo Ranch: “I bought an old abandoned mansion”
Angry Cops: “Hold my beer”
tell Matt I just one upped him
haunted house vs crack house
Best comment EVER! “Slow clap”
Yes you did.
@@AngryCops BEHOLD FOR THERE IS A POSATIVE TO THIS PURCHASE! BASMENT JESUS WORKS HIS MIRACLES!
The sounds of police sirens really add to the aesthetic.
So glad i wasnt the only one who appreciated it
"Hi, I'd like to report a house fire."
"When did it happen?"
"In about fifteen minutes."
Wait, you tried to "recrisp" your stale potato chips in a toaster oven? How did you think that was going to work out??? Exactly as planned sir...
You see, they were hoarders. They hoarded 5 gal gas cans as well as boxes of matches.
This is fucking genius. Thank you for the laugh.
LMAO 😂 🤣😂 🤣
I literally lol.
Off the ranch: "Renovating an abandoned mansion"
Angry Cops: "Developing a substance abuse problem"
By the time it's done, the only hopes and dreams Angry Cops has left is the possibility he has the cure to HIV somewhere in the house in one of the shared needles next to the barbie sets where the kids used to play.
this was the first thing I thought of lol
In all fairness, Matt also renovated a crack house....
He’s officially lost it. He’s gone.
Took long enough.
Yeah thanks to the smoke detectors
He lost it years ago. Now he's horseshoeing back around to sanity just like Jim Carry.
Yup, he's gone off the deep end!
F have been put in the chat
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I love how he carried a golf club the whole time like it was going to save him from this house.
Just in case some gollum looking fellow jumped out at him from one of the cracks in the walls.
It did save it from this house. He would have had to do all that with his hands otherwise.
You say putter, I say prodder.
I would have too
honestly i wouldve too incase something tried to jump out at me. i wouldnt be surprised if cracky mcgee was still under some of that shit sleeping
_"Did you buy a house?... Or lose a bet?"_
*YES*
Dude’s thinking smart, don’t need a bunker if the nukes are too scared to enter your crackhouse
Off the ranch: "Renovating an abandoned mansion"
Angry Cops: "Developing a substance abuse problem"
Brandon: "Buys an AK factory"
Gun and military channels are going up against HGTV.
Yo Hy and Matt need to collab for real!!!!
mcgX
Oh Brandon I know that guy. I’m friends with his younger brother
3 best UA-camrs
2020 is looking like a great year
i swear her singing voice is magical i can see the Disney birds trying to fly to the house and immediately dying of 3 forms of bird flu
Hey Buddy, still alive?
@@Glizzy_Shaman Solo wing pixy haha
Or slam into a close window and crap out their spine.
@@KaeganThornhillTheCyberRaven or they end up hitting the door loony tunes style fucking cracking their spines like an accordion.
The ceiling birds seem to be thriving in there
I don’t know why angry cops is worried about securing the front door if anyone steals anything it’s free clean up lolz
Kyle L accurate statement
Heavy if he's lucky they'll blow up the house so he can just build a better one.
LOL probably more worried about people recycling the plumbing and electrical wiring, not mention appliances and windows.
you can really hav a 1$ anything garage sale.
You reminded me of that scene from "Lord of War" when Nicholas Cages character needed to get rid of his plane full of weapons so he invited the locals to raid his cargo. AC needs to do something similar
Why didn’t you kick the front door in and sweep the crack house
Too much shit in the way
HELL YEAH
Already shitty enough don’t need to make it shittier he bought this place.
look out for the homeless people
You know how you sweep a house like that? You pour a out jerry can of petrol on the front door, set a match to it, and forget anything ever happened.
*See's black mold*
"Did someone have explosive diarrhea on the ceiling?!"
We got that in the barracks... It's black mold but not *black* mold
@@MyHardyhar yeah, that or the military is killing us. Both are possible
@@aaronb6206 both are prolly true😂
i think its spray paint the same as used on the wall.
When freebasing meth, one must remember to properly ventilate. The condensation of the amyl and methyl chains can stick to structural elements and feed various lifeforms, some of which may not be desirable for sustaining the structural integrity of a building. These lifeforms and their waste byproducts can also further contaminate your meth production lab. If you want quality meth, good, professional ventilation is a must.
It's great that the both of you have a good sense of humor, especially your wife. If I had bought something like that my wife would have murdered me in my sleep.
I've never seen a better argument for arson in my life.
Rats chew on electrical wires all the time. 😉😉
Its not called arson, it's called "JEWISH LIGHTNING"
My man, you are a damn savage 🤣
Spaulding Recon... The cat house. Don't watch while eating. You're welcome. 😏
@The Pointman you've got the buffalo mindset down.
Imagine what the house looks when a black light is shown on it
Sir I think we have all been to a light show before
Like a jackson pollock painting I bet
That's nightmare fuel.
Jacob Benns, I got your reference
At least you'll be able to see
That beeping wasn't the fire alarm, that was the heart rate monitor for the house that's waiting and begging for the plug to be pulled.
Mike Ferris lmao!!!!
I love the concern in his voice and the look on his face when he went "IS THAT A TELETYPE?"
What is a teletype
@@elizabethridenbaugh7731 think sort of like an early style fax machine. Like OG texting, but just between machines that are connected.
@@ender_slayer3 ok thank you
Seriously dude wear a respirator in that house, probably want to go to the doctor if you develop a small cough. Black mold is no joke.
Agreed here^
MOPP level 4 for sure
@@Kingsman4101 PAR teams go
Yup
Especially in that basement
In San Francisco this house would be 3k a month no utilities.
mackk123 more than that actually
Does it come with crak?
@@chadodell4887 no, that's an extra $10k per mg
Vancouver BC**
a whole house in SF? nah, more like $5k minimum
Cheapest way to remodel this house is to start with a bulldozer.
Blank Stare A bon fire, then a bull dozer.
@@itsokaytobeclownpilled5937 there was a guy down the street from the tesla plant that did that about a week ago. got a few grand in insurance from it.
Dynamite
He’s actually not wrong. Once the foundation has that much damage, you would waste money doing anything but dozing it.
And completely loose your investment and go in the negative
“Jesus! What happened?! You were on watch in this basement!” Priceless. I’ve known about AC for a while from Donut collaborations, but I just recently started watching his videos and subbed. This dude is one of the funniest people on UA-cam.
I absolutely died when he found jesus
To be fair to the previous owners, this could be a multi drug house, not just crack
Seriously, could have been a meth and hair-on house and no crack at all.
You mean a shooting gallery?
Probably a meth house judging from all the junk
Those are called trap houses
hotrodavery Nah, trap houses are where a bunch of whores live.
Next episode we are going to turn this crack house into a crack home.
cuhuba HEEELLLLLL YEEEEEAAAH
Yes
Turn the crack house into a crack bungalow
I come from the future: Things are NOT looking good.
Justin Williams I come from a distant future of your time Justin, things down here in Crack Central Station isn't looking too hot. After navigating down the hidden trap door in the basement we found the Lair of Crack, and after further searching the underground hidden structure it has become clear that there appears to be a mass network of Crack traveling through the Crack Tunnels. Please send Bravo team, we have been trapped in Crack Tunnel A-36c, it has been 5 days and the only edible resource we have found to sustain our tainted bodies is Crack Cocaine.
“See this crack house, Ian? I fixed this crack house, not that hard.”
Bryan Davis Yeah this is where I’ll call in a cleaning company. I’ve crawled through rotten pig organs and blood. But I ain’t touching that crack house.
The kicker is, the house itself is a crack in reality, hence the name.
Maximilian Lagerholm it only gets worse when you find a needle bag... and then feel a sharp pain in your knees
Bryan Davis oh my gosh yes! I was totally thinking this!
I actually laughed my ass off when I read this 😂😂😂
never in my life did I expect to watch a Drill Sergant go through a crackhouse that he bought with who im assuming is his wife at 3 in the morning on a school night while eating pizza. 10/10 would definitely do again.
Episode 100: "well, I found the old owner of the house..."
Episode 1029: "still can't open the front door, I found a secret room filled with dead bodies and bags of crack!"
Episode 101: "How to get sent to jail!"
Episode 102: "Sorry it's been a while, but back at the crack house! Is UA-cam still a thing 50 years later?"
Think you ought to sell that crack to fund the renovation of the house it came from
Next angry cops video.
“I brought a tank to demolish the house I bought.”
I Am The Law
That is definitely Demolition Ranch Angry Cops colab material
Officer: What do you mean the tank contracted AIDS?
Angry Cops: Sir, I mean the tank contracted AIDS.
Officer: How is that even possible?
Forget demo ranch. Call the chieftain and Ian with forgotten weapons. Do it in style. Would a pak-43 over-pen a rotted house?
Next week's update: "how I got busted for insurance fraud trying to burn down my crack house"
Rico Gutierrez Wait a minute, what if took pictures and presented them as evidence. By all means, the court should declare he was bringing the property value back up. 😂
How I wasted my 10,000 dollar small business Covid grant on an attic and it still needs a roof.
Alternate title: How insurance paid me 37 dollars for an entire house.
The contrast between this video and his most recent is incredible, the job you've done is superb from what it started as
I'm confused where was the crack house? All I saw were the enlisted barracks.
You know this house could pass off as a barracks in ft Stewart
Yeah, pretty sure I lived there during A school in Gulfport, MS.
Robert Clark 😂😂😂
Marines be like “listen here ya little shithead...”
@Jack Stuckino, the Air Force would HIRE someone to evaluate the home, then they'd get the National Guard to evacuate the neighborhood before bombing the house and the entire community.
Alternative title: watch a mans mental stability slowly deteriorate as he walks through a recent purchase he made while drunk
His mental state was already questionable.
Hey get off the mans back if you aint gonna own yoyr crap 2
I mean who aint covered in it?
Watchinyou2 what?
@@watchinyou2716 sit down and shut up somewhere. If you dont get ribbing then your opinion is not valid or needed.
@@stevenm3330 Yep that comment was on point
I feel like the only people who dislike this video live like this and got offended at how truthful he's being
I wasnt complaining about it I was joking. Also my comment shouldn't dictate the quality of the video. You're just here to hate man
Pumpkin Punk or Buffalo Sabres fans that got offended when he talked shit about the picture
@Vanargand why would anyone feel special to be the next one in line to be poked by a cactus. It becomes predictable when the same cactus keeps poking people just to be a prick
I don't think 122 crackhead hoarders watch this channel. XD
Vanargand you aren’t special for hating everybody either bud. Have fun chasing all meaningful relationships ways
"What the HELL is THAAAAT???!"
Ummm.......that's black mold, my friend.
"It's 2020, you can't just go around judging mold based on it's race." #cancelculture
(kidding)
It's in literally every home I've had in the last 12 years.
Damn slum lords...
Yup, nice thriving collection of black mould. I suggest a gas mask cuz if you have allergies like me, this shit isn't fun. Had some growing behind my bed in a basement apartment and trying to breathe while I slept was a trial. Thought my cat allergies were going haywire till we found it. I tried to scrub it off the wall regularly after that.
Pro Tip: Snow shovels are great for shoveling trash.
Delete System32 can of gas and some matches are cheaper
EvilClowns69 maybe, but C4 is more effective
@@jedp1776 Sorry I want to vaporize the house let put a MOAB in it.
I’m legit interested in how you’re gonna fix this house.
gasoline and a match
With big dumpsters and ripping it down to the studs...if he doesn't decided to demo it and his investment was property only
@Infantryman, Airborne I hate that word!
Twice as long and four times the cost of what he thinks now. Ask me how I know.
Great! Now crack addicts will be going to you than you going to them. They’ll be crawling through the windows trying to get a fix like a zombie invasion. Thinking the previous owners have done a bit of spring cleaning. Surprised you haven’t find a dead OD body under all that garbage. Good luck with that, you going to need it. 👍
“Shut up shut up shut up....let me think positive.” I felt that lol
I read this right as he said this
I kid you not I read this as soon as he said that
The fact that your neighbor has watched this makes this sooo much more satisfying to watch lmao
Moral of the Story:
Don't drink and auction, kids.....err...adults
No, kids work. Kids with government issued drinking licenses.
On today's episode of "This Old Shithole" we collect the insurance check after an 'accidental fire'.
This actually made me laugh
This had me laughing for a good minute
Its not called an accidental fire, it's called " JEWISH LIGHTNING". DUHH
William McCaslin u ruined it
I was expecting the cockroaches to open the door and show him around
"This right here is the master bedroom, thats my room"
Lol lmao
By the way, I have a rent for life deal with the previous owner I hope you will honor. I paid her in heroin dust I had on the bottom of my legs.
Too cold.
Unironically my favorite series on this channel. I've cleaned out apartments like that and its crazy the shit you find.
Its surreal watching someone else wade through knee deep garbage instead of me lol
I wonder how many privates he’s going to have field day that house
Not enough
New ww3 training
A brigade, minimum.
“Hey, I heard our Drill Sergeant is crazy. He owns a crack house!”
Pvt: oh shit I think he is going to send us there to clean it up when we fuck up
Drill Sarnt told me that if we don't pass the PT test, he's gonna make us live in his crack house!
At this point in going to stop sneaking in jelly donuts
My like was only able to get you to 499. I’m so sorry I couldn’t get you to 500. I shall live the rest of my life in shame
"JESUS" actually yelling at a picture of jesus
Based on this video we could be friends!
lol we need this crossover
f%^k yeah:)
There's only one thing you can really do with a crack house: befriend wild possums and start a cooking show.
I don't know if it's just because it's late at night, but when I read this comment I start laughing uncontrollably.
Juck ya, possums are awesome, they are goofy looking cats
dog guy Australian possums or American possums?
@@tonikaycheney7120 yes
dog guy Makes perfect sense
The souls of all the poor trainees you destroyed and tortured are coming back to haunt you and make you suffer forever through this house
That's Saint Syringe, the holy patron of heroin.
pronounced "Ser-in-gey" 🙏
He blesses thee with the power of nodding out.
😂😂🤣🤣🤣😏😏😏😏😏 I needed this omg hysterical
Nocturne- 😆 pffftt !!
And crack and meth and acid and weeeeed and um hepatitis needles
My wife grew up in a house like this. I feel sorry for the kids this person forced to live this way.
I died when he said: "thats where you hide the crack"
@Cool Story Bro idk man i just tought it was funny asf atm
“Light can’t penetrate a place where there is no life.”
This whole video is depicting something like an existential crisis embodied and I don’t know what to think. 😅
I would definitely like to see how the crack house progresses.
19:56
"This lady saved everything...
...including the kitchen sink!"
I was laughing throughout the whole video, yet this part is what made me lose it!
"i bought a crack house!"
"why did you buy a crack house?"
"well definitely not to sell, produce, and use crack...that would be iLLiEgAl" *nervously scratches face*
@Abdul Rahman yeah if you're willing to get in some shit and do some really hard work you can get the value of that house to be very high
@Abdul Rahman some people just arent smart, like you
@Abdul Rahman House upkeep gets subtracted from the taxable value of the house when it gets sold. So as long as expenses don't get too out of hand you get the cash back on sale.
‘THERES A LUMP IN THE FLOOR LIKE ITS GOT *GENITAL WARTS* ‘
@Flying Tank throwing napalm um go see a doctor.
@Flying Tank throwing napalm please
@Flying Tank throwing napalm Oh basement jesus, help this man, I'm calling 911.
That’s a body, bro...
AC: has mental breakdown
*pauses
AC: IS THAT A TELETYPE?!
The Sgt. has his priorities in check! XD
ClingyCrab1951 That’s my life in a nutshell
You know, when I hear that neighbors are angry over these videos, I MUST WATCH
I do this for a client. Trust me there are FAR worse. We took over 20 dead cats out of one.
You deserve some serious respect
That’s sad bro
Not saying your job isn’t hard but the police pick up FAR
Worse shit
Hannibal the cannibal I feel bad for people who have to deal with animal abuse things because I couldn’t do it bro. It’s so sad
Take my reddit gold kind sir
Every one: WORLD WAR 3 STARTED
Arngy cops: i bought a crak house
@Baron Von Grijffenbourg either Iran or Iraq (forgot which one) Attacked a U.S.. Embassy
It's been all over the news. Basically the US assassinated an Iranian top General who was responsible for killing a lot of Americans and Iranians and now people think WW3will start. War with Iran is unlikely though since the people of Iran hate the government and won't fight for it and Iran doesn't really have many allies willing to take on the US military for them. If anything happens it will probably be a destruction of the Iranian Navy and assassinations of more of their war criminals.
Baron Von Grijffenbourg it’s a meme
Zussman he knows it's not ww3
Baron Von Grijffenbourg naw just some accusations of the dumb young liberalism
I'm surprised you didnt break out some MOPP suits before entering
Correction: you SHOULD have broken out some MOPP suits before entering
And a CDC suit over the MOPP gear.
@@Metalman200xdamnit better get some bio hazard bags ready
And CBRN stuff over that😷
Honestly, I just want a job where I get to go through places like this and clean them out. My archaeology degree would at least be useful, then.
You're in luck. Those jobs do exist. Junk haulers and biohazard clean up.
@@lenne_h I'd have been doing it years ago if I had a license. But, alas, I have public transportation and student loan debt which enable me to never, ever have to adult and get a car, lol
@@WayToVibe I too have student loan debt. I feel your pain. Most of those companies r require a two person team for their jobs. Look into it. You may be surprised. And depending on the company and your type of loans, you could qualify for public service loan forgiveness. (if you live in the US)
Definitely need to document the “rehab” of this house lol.
22 minutes of AC slowly descending into depression as he realises what he's done in buying this train wreck. My morale is lifted. Thanks Privatedick87
I have never looked forward to a UA-cam series like this before.
I absolutely love this brings back old memories of working on houses in southeastern Ohio. Sadly I have seen much, much worse. I will definitely be following this series and you have a new subscriber
I wanna see the whole process of uncrackheading this house
It's simple. Hire a homeless guy for $20, give him a canister of petrol and a box of matches and let him do the business.
Pietro Tettamanti in America we call it Jewish Lightning 🌩
@@pietrotettamanti7239 Ooh, just hire a homeless guy to shovel the shit out and then when he's done he can rent it. We can call it a for profit homeless shelter.
@@thefloridamanofytcomments5264 Harley Quinn? A man of culture and refinement I see.
Chad Smith wtf does Batman’s girlfriend have to do with 90’s insurance fraud in and around New York?
I didn't know it was possible for a house to get aids before today...
And suddenly, from the dark corners of the House, you hear him, crawling through the spaces in the walls...
*shia lebouf*
OH, SHIT!
I laughed, he is a little crackly now.
@@jamescottrell8578 A little, my good man? A little!?!?!?!
Running for your life from Shia LaBeouf
He's brandishing a knife, it's Shia LaBeouf
Lurking in the shadows, Hollywood superstar Shia LaBeouf
This is the one. The chosen comment. Fantastic. You made my day.
This is so funny! As a veteran carpenter I have seen this so many times.
People think, "Yeah, little bit of paint and we got this"
LMAO!!
NIGHTMARE FROM HELL!!
Literally the first scene outside the house and there's already a siren.
This is so authentic I don't even...
Part 1: everything is wet and filled with barbies
Part 12: How i turned a crack house into the Perfect Boogaloo shelter with the help of Squarespace
This isn't a crack house, this is a typical house in 'The Division'.
Just not as many bags to loot
anonymous user This shit looks like ground zero for the Green Poison Outbreak...
Looks like a building in the Darkzone lmao
Hell yeah 😂
Anti World Nah man. This IS the Dark Zone...
I cant even tell you how many times i have watched this....friggin RIGHT in the middle of an EPIC Clark Griswold rant ...just stops....."IS THAT A TELETYPE?" I just cant....😂
“That I know own and are responsible for”
Instant regret sets in
You should fix your spelling
You should fix your spelling
You should fix your spelling
you should fix your spelling
You should fix your spelling
“Oh no the whole place burned down what a shame”
Йосиф Сталин hahahaha no insurance company would cover that mess. It's a condemned house. He can't even legally stay there. Almost better off to demo and sell the land.
It would be a lot faster than trying to demolish it the "city approved" way. The only things worth taking out before destroying it, is the chandelier and the glass eagle and even those I'd give a good wipe down with isopropyl.
"Sir, did you have fire alarms installed?"
It's not a crack house..
it's a crack Home 🏡
Tru dat
🤔
True dat
I'm really enjoying watching the range of emotions that this bringing on. Omg the "Shut up. Shut up and let me think positive" had me fucking rolling.
I like to think DS Hy's only acting like he's progressively losing his mind because the residual crack fumes from the house is so strong, its starting to get him high.
Petition for DS Hy to change his name to DS High
How to make this house look good:
*BURN IT*
Thin blue line I do stuff like that for a small fee so you can be somewhere else with witness
@@spankthemonkey3437 Gonna need a bigger flamethrower.
BURN IT ! "insert AC ranting to Burn the Shtty BDU"
@@JNF590 haha!!!
That got me lol ;-)
*THE TIME FOR TALK HAS PASSED, NOW THE LORDS WORK MUST BE DONE, FOR THE CRUSADE!*
Day 1 of owning a crackhouse:
"It's going to be a challenge lol"
Day 5: "little stressed"
Day ???: "Given up.. Bought some crack.. wanna buy a house I need some crack."
Ah so it's not a crackhouse bc the owners were crackheads, it's a crackhouse bc being in it too long drives you to doing crack.
maybe both
Day????? : Living in the crack house. The circle of life.
This house is so bad that it would cost less to tear it down and rebuild it than try to fix it
18 months later... I suspect you're right.
Theory: they were already disgusting hence the shower but once getting evicted the completely trashed it everywhere
In the caption he said when he bought it at auction the tenants were still in it and they thrashed it right before getting evicted
killer snowman ahh okay I see guess I should pay better attention then lmao
That’s actually what happened, read the description
Solution: leave the door open so robbers take everything so you can move through and clean the house
That's not how it works for crack houses. You leave a crack house unlocked it's either going to accrue 10x more trash and other bodily fluids or it's gonna get burned down.
Tom Ives think it being burned down is the best option
@@redacted4140 probably, but knowing what kind of neighborhood that house is probably in, the whole neighborhood would go up.
Tom Ives I love the burned down option
Daniel Atherton especially if the rest of neighborhood was like this
“That where you hide your crack, and that’s also where the demons get you.” Best quote ever 😂😂
They knawl on your leg
Wrong its “it was the best of crack houses, it was the worst of days”.
Seems AC is a drill with ADD. “This is all the frame i have. Cause theres shit everywhere and i got golf clubs from 1972!!!” “is that a teletype?”
“I can’t move anywhere because there is so much crap everywhere” -my mom being dramatic after I spent all day deep cleaning my room
Kinda disappointed that there wasn't a homeless man chilling in the bedroom
SQUATTERS have standards.
Title should have been "got a great deal on a fully furnished house"
*tarnished
Wow, that is sure a lot of work. I had to see this video after you had mentioned it in the video about the neighbors complaining. Wow, it is actually WORST than what you had said. I am amazed at this. It is just scary. But I do know that it will look amazing when it is done.
You’re girl has a great sense of humor and she can sing well too. She’s a keeper !
I would say if your girlfriend stays with you after buying a crack house she’s definitely a keeper
@@p-dog-6125 meh. Mine would die laughing at me before she would be able to inform me im single.
Shes the girl that did the russian hacker episode
I love that he "locked" the front door when there's a huge gaping hole in the basement wall. Oh, man the amount of work ahead of you...Good luck!
- Havoc6Mike - I wouldn’t even bother closing the door. If people want to steal that shit let ‘em.
The only thing that puts me at ease from this video is that this is part 1. Which means you survived long enough for part 2.
Omg that hockey stick was from the early 90's when he was first drafted into the Sharks
Probably worth a bit
I'm from Australia and know nothing about hockey. Wiki is awsome
My man wear a respirator asbestos and mold probably had a child in there
I’d say kill it with fire but sadly Asbestos does not perish in flame
@@Cpt_Boony_Hat That, I do not...
Would hate to see the Sgt. becoming patient zero in the next zombie shooter.
When I saw the notification I thought to myself "what did he do now?"
Same here, fam
Bought a house from a mentally hill woman with a horder condition and called it a crack house.
sopadurso sure does look like a crack house
C4 and thermite are the only solutions to this problem.
Fire mission white phosphorus time delayed .01 seconds after impact, single howitzer.
Nah fam, break out the Holy Hand Grenade
Don't forget to bring an extra bottle windex
My old boss was in the Navy and he told me about one of his special forces buddies who had one of his houses lived in by squatters while he was away on duty. He gave them fair warning to get out by midnight when he got back. Since they didn't, he and a dozen 6ft marines stormed the house in full gear at about 4 in the morning. Apparently one of the squatters said they'd call the police. And the special forces troops just said "we're above the police". Absolute legendary story. Anyways, I hope if anything like that happens to you, you'll do something similar lol