Soldier Caught in VIRAL Worst Date EVER

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  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops  3 місяці тому +463

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    • @AmusedDumplings-ur5pu
      @AmusedDumplings-ur5pu 3 місяці тому +4

      @@AngryCops I dated him for 2 years. In that time, he stole the plates off my car and I didn't realize it 'til after my CSM asked why I was drivin' without em. He cheated on me with my cousin after I started testing to join the Army. Of course I left him. Now I'm single & staying that way 🤙🏽 Love your content

    • @LeatherSoup-c5j
      @LeatherSoup-c5j 3 місяці тому +2

      Can I go for a mustache ride AC?

    • @etherealceleste
      @etherealceleste 3 місяці тому +6

      What is "Deinstitutionalization" and what are the obvious consequences of shutting down all the insane asylums and dumping mental people on the street with prescriptions for psychoactive drugs?

    • @DarenMiller-qj7bu
      @DarenMiller-qj7bu 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@etherealceleste I say words too some good

    • @crisdlcruz145
      @crisdlcruz145 3 місяці тому +5

      ADHD Ain't no Daddy at Home Disorder
      Umar Johnson

  • @AngryCops
    @AngryCops  3 місяці тому +4160

    UPDATE: Bre may be under investigation for Human Trafficking.

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 3 місяці тому +356

      No shit. Shouldn't surprise! Rap sheet long enough. She's obviously a fan of most of the mortal sins.

    •  3 місяці тому +47

      😮😮😮

    • @MMMaxwell-DC
      @MMMaxwell-DC 3 місяці тому +491

      Daaaaaaamn. So many red flags, could be a communist parade.

    • @xDASSLERx
      @xDASSLERx 3 місяці тому +16

      LOL

    • @yui907
      @yui907 3 місяці тому +188

      SHE FUCKING WHAT

  • @PearceArmoury
    @PearceArmoury 3 місяці тому +1550

    Anyone else getting a suicide hotline link from UA-cam watching this vid?

    • @johnsmith-ht3sy
      @johnsmith-ht3sy 3 місяці тому +58

      Yes here in England. LOL I thought it was that it was going to be about ex veterans having high suicide rates.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 3 місяці тому +25

      That's on all the videos these days.

    • @brolohalflemming7042
      @brolohalflemming7042 3 місяці тому +37

      I think that's only popping up for people who gave her their contact details.

    • @scratthesquirrel5242
      @scratthesquirrel5242 3 місяці тому +6

      yep

    • @excamarocruiser8682
      @excamarocruiser8682 3 місяці тому +15

      Nah guys. All good here. Sounds like Google thinks you need help 😂 jk same here

  • @hueco5002
    @hueco5002 3 місяці тому +490

    Somewhere out there, an 11B is thinking…”I can fix her”. Godspeed soldier.

    • @mobilegamersunite
      @mobilegamersunite 2 місяці тому +10

      LMFAO 😂

    • @JamieWalker-pc6nd
      @JamieWalker-pc6nd 2 місяці тому +8

      Hey 😂😂😂

    • @thedhl777guy
      @thedhl777guy 2 місяці тому +3

      Nice whaaa😅

    • @usernamechecksout11B20B4
      @usernamechecksout11B20B4 2 місяці тому +5

      Then we go to a faraway land and realize, we can’t fix 💩. Definitely not ourselves by ourselves. Only took me 11 years. But at least it wasn’t an enlisted dude 😝

    • @MDC2020
      @MDC2020 2 місяці тому +3

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @reaps912
    @reaps912 3 місяці тому +162

    "You're getting deployed again"
    "OH thank GOD"

    • @Rittendaux
      @Rittendaux 2 місяці тому +2

      @@reaps912 🏃🏻‍♂️💨

  • @michaelhill6451
    @michaelhill6451 3 місяці тому +734

    That woman has more red flags than a Soviet Victory Day Parade.

    • @ultimatepitviper
      @ultimatepitviper 3 місяці тому +8

      @@michaelhill6451 lol

    • @chrisa9822
      @chrisa9822 3 місяці тому

      I can fix her.

    • @Bevo_Baker
      @Bevo_Baker 3 місяці тому +4

      Looks like Chief didn’t give up on some of his old enlisted ways 😂

    • @PartTimeGoblinSlayer
      @PartTimeGoblinSlayer 2 місяці тому +5

      She would've made Mao zedong blush.

    • @nicj5354
      @nicj5354 2 місяці тому +1

      Or a Chinese government building

  • @PaintedByMouth
    @PaintedByMouth 3 місяці тому +959

    10:20 “Let’s get into Bre…” That thought is exactly where chiefs problems started.

    • @cadenbunting9008
      @cadenbunting9008 3 місяці тому +14

      That's crazy

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 місяці тому +29

      But he thankfully got out of it. If only all soldiers, or men for that matter, were so lucky...

    • @____________838
      @____________838 3 місяці тому +18

      @@Anino_Makata and that’s why he’s a Chief.

    • @zibear9213
      @zibear9213 3 місяці тому +2

      let's help this gentleman get up there

    • @Orwelliandissident
      @Orwelliandissident 3 місяці тому +4

      Don't give into the 22 gang ya'll. If you need help, it's out there waiting for you. It takes courage to take the first steps, and you deserve a life full of love, and you can have it. 22 is not for you!!

  • @oceanmans9662
    @oceanmans9662 3 місяці тому +1252

    Chief was lucky to make it out with his skin still attached o.o

    • @GlidingZephyr
      @GlidingZephyr 3 місяці тому +32

      She doesn't know how to spell, either. That's a normal thing these days, except it would be a glaring red flag back in my day.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 місяці тому +26

      If someone wrote a character like Bree/Bre/Brie for a movie, they'd be told to "tone it down a bit, nobody's going to believe that much crazy."

    • @davidwadsworth8982
      @davidwadsworth8982 3 місяці тому +22

      and his little chief still attached

    • @PruneHub
      @PruneHub 3 місяці тому +3

      @@MonkeyJedi99 I don't know. I got a boiled rabbit vibe.

    • @wsmith3849
      @wsmith3849 3 місяці тому

      The CW2 isn’t a Pv2 but he’s as gullible as one.

  • @taccovert4
    @taccovert4 3 місяці тому +275

    The CEO of the Mormon Dating App reminding users to check their 5s and 25s to avoid IEDs.....PRICELESS

    • @reubeng2110
      @reubeng2110 3 місяці тому +9

      what does it mean though

    • @Mark-po5rp
      @Mark-po5rp 2 місяці тому +8

      I've been out for a minute and that took me back

    • @Mark-po5rp
      @Mark-po5rp 2 місяці тому

      ​@@reubeng2110when you dismount from a vehicle, scan out from 5-25 meters for anything suspicious (mines, IEDs)

    • @BloodyBay
      @BloodyBay 2 місяці тому +55

      @@reubeng2110 You look for IED's within five feet of your vehicle, then you get out and look for IED's within 25 feet while you're on foot.
      ...something like that. I was Air Force, so I just heard it secondhand from a Marine.

    • @INSIGHTCO
      @INSIGHTCO 2 місяці тому +22

      ​@@BloodyBayThat's exactly correct. Make sure that if you find one, to look for secondary until EOD or EOCA shows up.

  • @MikeInOregon
    @MikeInOregon 3 місяці тому +1613

    Thank you Baby Jesus for having my Marine Corps years happen 25 years before digital cameras.

    • @skipgonzalez3734
      @skipgonzalez3734 3 місяці тому +53

      @@MikeInOregon basement jesus

    • @m1germsy784
      @m1germsy784 3 місяці тому +42

      ​@@skipgonzalez3734 when do we get the update: attic lucifer

    • @MikeInOregon
      @MikeInOregon 3 місяці тому +31

      *2 years before digital cameras. I’m not 85 years old.

    • @crakkbone
      @crakkbone 3 місяці тому +9

      Sure thing skibidi.

    • @roluevasreisa5730
      @roluevasreisa5730 3 місяці тому

      Remember this is why never date an American woman because laws don't apply to American women

  • @jerard1979
    @jerard1979 3 місяці тому +1148

    She became an escort right out of high school? She got some bill passed in Utah to allow foster kids to go on overnight and out of state activities? She is under investigation for human trafficking? I'm not saying they have anything to do with one another but maybe someone should look into it and into the lawmaker(s) that wrote/sponsored/pushed the bill.

  • @ManiaMac1613
    @ManiaMac1613 3 місяці тому +575

    If I had a nickel for every Chief I've seen risk it all for a bite of the crazy biscuit, I'd have...IDK, somewhere between enough to retire early and buy a business jet.

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 3 місяці тому +37

      I must know more guys who did their thinking with the wrong head…….I would be Batman rich.

    • @smokejaguarsix7757
      @smokejaguarsix7757 3 місяці тому +13

      Yeah. What is it with Chiefs and escorts/strippers/married women?

    • @rileybriggs4731
      @rileybriggs4731 3 місяці тому

      @@smokejaguarsix7757 A big paycheck with a house and no one to share it with

    • @pandacultkinggaming8610
      @pandacultkinggaming8610 3 місяці тому +5

      Both😂

    • @cryora
      @cryora 3 місяці тому +24

      It's how they look out for the younger enlisted soldiers. I remember our chief telling us if we run into any of the "cougars" that the chain of command was warning us about to send them to him. He'll take care of them.

  • @arecane2000
    @arecane2000 3 місяці тому +212

    An escort...right out of highschool.
    Well, how did you figure she, single handedly, got a bill passed into law?

    • @SpookyEng1
      @SpookyEng1 3 місяці тому

      Same way H@rr!s got Cali AG😂😂

    • @russellwright1422
      @russellwright1422 3 місяці тому

      @@arecane2000 How bout we find exactly which politician or politicians gave her the liberty of their balls🫦💨🍆… ….I meant their bill to her as well as what all actually went on there.

    • @mr.k.i.s.s7496
      @mr.k.i.s.s7496 3 місяці тому +34

      She used both hands and not just her mouth.

    • @armandolimon7465
      @armandolimon7465 3 місяці тому

      The power of sucking a golf ball through a 50 foot garden house in less than 5 seconds is how.

    • @JamieWalker-pc6nd
      @JamieWalker-pc6nd 2 місяці тому +8

      @@mr.k.i.s.s7496thats making a big assumption about the law makers out there 😅

  • @Wicked_Knight
    @Wicked_Knight 3 місяці тому +734

    The moment she mentioned needing $2000 for rent, dude should have cut his losses at the time wasted. Red flag like that and that soon, is an automatic NOO!!

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 місяці тому +51

      Her pictures had his little warrant officer clouding his judgment.

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 3 місяці тому +26

      Lol I was just talking to a coworker today about that. But it was over $50. I told him if anyone asks you for $20-$50 cut them off, especially if you don't know them. But $2,000?! Lol definite ultra red flag, block, do not communicate.

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 3 місяці тому +18

      ​@@phydeuxSad because her pictures are 5/10 at best.

    • @fubar7631002
      @fubar7631002 3 місяці тому +9

      I would have blocked her immediately after that!

    • @exploatores
      @exploatores 3 місяці тому +17

      If any girl wants money before I met her. my reaction is turn and burn. no matter how atractive the pictures are. after all it´s not worth it. not forgeting the pictures might be stolen.

  • @mrmors1344
    @mrmors1344 3 місяці тому +353

    holy moly, i got a warning before i started even playing video about self harm content and had to click to confirm i wanted to still watch it. i have never seen that on an AC video before...

    • @groovy2305
      @groovy2305 3 місяці тому +19

      yt automatically does that for any video that mentions suicide

    • @rondameier8168
      @rondameier8168 3 місяці тому +10

      Yep got it too..... Along with a "call chat" label under the channel name....

    • @BrianLongoria
      @BrianLongoria 3 місяці тому

      So did I and I'm YT Premium! lmao!

    • @tonybrown5425
      @tonybrown5425 3 місяці тому

      Big deal.

    • @chrisb9960
      @chrisb9960 3 місяці тому +1

      I think it’s because of a word he used just after the 3:00 mark.

  • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
    @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 3 місяці тому +359

    They already age restricted it. Smh.

    • @tetedur377
      @tetedur377 3 місяці тому

      Probably demonetized it as well. We aren't allowed to talk about human elements, like women being insane.
      What they don't realize is that when you f*ck with AC, you f*ck with Basement Jesus.

    • @TributesCarlson-im4be
      @TributesCarlson-im4be 3 місяці тому +10

      Just because the S word was said near the beginning 😂😂😂😂

    • @Ciborium
      @Ciborium 3 місяці тому +20

      UA-cam Ministry of Truth must protect the content creators that bring them tons of money.

    • @mikemike5223
      @mikemike5223 3 місяці тому

      Shit they put up suicide shit to where you can call or chat. Never seen that before

    • @eriklarson9137
      @eriklarson9137 3 місяці тому +9

      @@Ciborium ummm.. Kind of? YT actually stops the creator for getting money off restricted videos, while YT itself keeps running ads, and taking that money. They are such a great company.

  • @RobertSarge117
    @RobertSarge117 3 місяці тому +63

    "Let's get into Bree"
    I'd rather not, thank you.

    • @baddinner145
      @baddinner145 2 місяці тому +2

      hear me out...

    • @TrueHylianKnight
      @TrueHylianKnight 2 місяці тому

      I mean... I would.

    • @RobertSarge117
      @RobertSarge117 2 місяці тому +3

      @baddinner145 @TrueHylianKnight
      Guys, don't do it. There was a chart and everything.
      She's the kind of girl who'd follow you home and turn into Hannibal Lecter. It's not worth it.

    • @baddinner145
      @baddinner145 2 місяці тому

      @RobertSarge117 Jokes on you I'm m into that shit! Don't kink shame me!

    • @RobertSarge117
      @RobertSarge117 2 місяці тому

      @@baddinner145 My bad, you do you.

  • @Rotorhead1651
    @Rotorhead1651 3 місяці тому +254

    Jim Morrison was right......
    .... people are strange.

    • @Manco65
      @Manco65 3 місяці тому +2

      🤣

    • @CharlesSalmond
      @CharlesSalmond 3 місяці тому +6

      Only, if your a stranger...

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 місяці тому +3

      And he was an authority. 😂

    • @trapwagon
      @trapwagon 2 місяці тому

      Or as Billy Currington would say, people are crazy lmao

    • @mizzLopez
      @mizzLopez 2 місяці тому

      She is beyond strange...she is batsh@t crazy!

  • @Ostsol
    @Ostsol 3 місяці тому +345

    19:36 Wouldn't a "self-made foster kid" be a murderer?

    • @therealsapdad1942
      @therealsapdad1942 3 місяці тому +75

      Well her parents "allegedly" committed "suicide".......

    • @teresawarner4117
      @teresawarner4117 3 місяці тому +20

      Ohhhh.... 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @alandab
      @alandab 3 місяці тому +14

      LMAO! You're right!

    • @alandab
      @alandab 3 місяці тому +19

      @@therealsapdad1942 Naw, naw pal..."Self-made" is the term she used. That eliminates suicide.

    • @letsreallytalk9482
      @letsreallytalk9482 3 місяці тому +19

      More like either offed themselves after being around her or she murdered them..wouldn’t surprise me if either were true.

  • @evandg13ify
    @evandg13ify 3 місяці тому +293

    She crossed my line when she wrote "waist my time" instead of "waste"

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin 3 місяці тому +14

      She writes that she’s a victim of DV while her rap sheet says she’s the perpetrator of DV…
      You can’t make this $h!t up

    • @Lugghandle
      @Lugghandle 3 місяці тому +4

      At least she was truthful about being a teeth whitener...... Just only her teeth. 😂

    • @jarjarbinks3360
      @jarjarbinks3360 3 місяці тому +3

      Haha, I wasn't the only person to notice that apparently.

    • @kozmatheclown
      @kozmatheclown 3 місяці тому +2

      @@LBdreamin The predator and the prey.

    • @NightRaven650
      @NightRaven650 3 місяці тому +3

      Pause on the screen-cap of her Collagen ad.(apx. 13:46)
      "Collegen
      ... known to cure cancer
      ....have toothpaste, a literally made of silver and gold."

  • @56MightyMike
    @56MightyMike 2 місяці тому +10

    9:55 I lost it when the assistant quoted the founder/ceo saying “remember to conduct your 5 & 25’s”.

  • @zero4391
    @zero4391 3 місяці тому +202

    She is the ideal woman. Usually women wait until after the wedding to start acting like this.
    With her you dodge the bullet before it's fired.

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 3 місяці тому +4

      Yeah...but look at that rap sheet. Protective Orders against (or for?) with atleast 6 or 8 men. Yeah...she is a real POS. Kind of like my Ex in a lot of ways.

    • @1337penguinman
      @1337penguinman 3 місяці тому +18

      She shows you her reloading bench on the first date.

    • @zero4391
      @zero4391 3 місяці тому +8

      @@1337penguinman And her knife collection on the 2nd.

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 місяці тому +3

      ​@@1337penguinmanYou never use reloads in a crime or your carry gun 👍

    • @canhelpwithgames
      @canhelpwithgames 3 місяці тому +2

      fucking lmao

  • @Scoots1994
    @Scoots1994 3 місяці тому +458

    Buddy of mine had a nutjob Marine wife. She'd attack him with knives, call 911 and tell them he was attacking her. The police were required to remove the man from the house at the time, it happened so often the police would just call me and I'd come pick him up so he had a place to stay the night while she cooled down. He went back to her over and over because he loved her kid from a previous relationship.
    The "believe all women" thing just never worked for me because even though I managed to avoid them myself, I've seen too many men get caught up in crazy.

    • @juliancate7089
      @juliancate7089 3 місяці тому

      Your friend was a blue-pilled moron.

    • @zoelafantaisie9287
      @zoelafantaisie9287 3 місяці тому +5

      Ever think maybe he loved that kid a little too much? If you know what I mean? He should have been calling child services on her, not keep going back and putting the kid through that trauma. Anyway, military causes profound trauma - it's almost guaranteed you'll be a nut job one way or another after any kind of active duty.

    • @hanksadventures4132
      @hanksadventures4132 3 місяці тому +33

      Ex-wife beat my a$$ and caused a car accident because she yanked the wheel out of my hand because we had a disagreement about where we were going to eat (I didn't like the restaurant she wanted to go to). I was arrested and charged with domestic because I told her if she kept cranking the heat to 80 i was taking the thermostat off and installing a propane heater to save us money.

    • @FoxtrotFleet
      @FoxtrotFleet 3 місяці тому +80

      @@zoelafantaisie9287 Why do you immediately insinuate he was a predator? Get help.

    • @T1cksandLeeches
      @T1cksandLeeches 3 місяці тому +46

      @@zoelafantaisie9287 ever think maybe he recognized that kid needed a father figure in their life? You know...something that would most likely prevent them from turning into Bri? Not uncommon for someone to want to be in someone's life that way, and potentially pursue adoption or custody to remove them from the psycho they live with. It's called being a good human being. There's no good answer to this, but how long did you serve?

  • @mike13foxtrot79
    @mike13foxtrot79 3 місяці тому +207

    She "Talked" tp some politician and got a law passed. How much "talking" was done? Some simps love crazy.

    • @JC-em4tx
      @JC-em4tx 3 місяці тому +9

      My exact thought when he said that. 😅

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 3 місяці тому +19

      Well, she did use her mouth, that qualifies right?

    • @tetedur377
      @tetedur377 3 місяці тому +13

      @@Janzer_ Well, oral arguments have to have an element of sincerity.

    • @cleanmikeandtheboys3165
      @cleanmikeandtheboys3165 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@tetedur377 yeah, the perception

    • @randallcollier3487
      @randallcollier3487 3 місяці тому +4

      Sounds like she is trying to set up herself for a career in politics.

  • @eigenvalue5775
    @eigenvalue5775 3 місяці тому +15

    Social Media: More of a curse than a blessing.
    EMP: "Want me to fix that?"

  • @anf-2abuffalo603
    @anf-2abuffalo603 3 місяці тому +345

    I had hope for dating, it didn’t seem that bad.
    Thanks for killing my spirit ac

    • @umokwhy2830
      @umokwhy2830 3 місяці тому +37

      Just don't use dating apps

    • @anf-2abuffalo603
      @anf-2abuffalo603 3 місяці тому

      @@umokwhy2830never have never will

    • @Ratkill9000
      @Ratkill9000 3 місяці тому +32

      It's been screwed for years.

    • @Shieldmaiden28
      @Shieldmaiden28 3 місяці тому

      ​@@umokwhy2830Yeah, I'll have to be pretty desperate before I use a dating app. In-person is difficult enough.

    • @icultivatebooks
      @icultivatebooks 3 місяці тому +9

      Yup

  • @seansterling5322
    @seansterling5322 3 місяці тому +894

    This is sounding like just a average tuesday in a 11B unit but its a WO....

    • @Insanitywelcome
      @Insanitywelcome 3 місяці тому +70

      You ain’t wrong

    • @rapid13
      @rapid13 3 місяці тому +29

      Truth.

    • @tactical-daddy
      @tactical-daddy 3 місяці тому +76

      No shit, I was so about to say "seriously? God damnit 82nd" but was so surprised when he's not in the 82nd lol

    • @chrisquiett1776
      @chrisquiett1776 3 місяці тому +19

      There is a stolen car and a hooker is involved. Yay... 🙄

    • @stillcantbesilencedevennow
      @stillcantbesilencedevennow 3 місяці тому +40

      Tbf, ya gotta have a few screws loose to even join. We were all unhinged to varying degrees.

  • @alexisrivera200xable
    @alexisrivera200xable 3 місяці тому +155

    Lost me at the "I need $2000 for rent or I'm getting evicted!" right before the first date, Drill Srnt, that's not a date that is a god damned ambush!

    • @04m11
      @04m11 3 місяці тому +14

      It's a TRAP! That is proof that the higher the rank, the dumber you get

    • @alexisrivera200xable
      @alexisrivera200xable 3 місяці тому +3

      @@04m11 Well we do sacrifice plenty of brain cells to the nonsense in the service...

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms 3 місяці тому +7

      @@04m11 More like the older you get, the more desperate you get. Going up in rank is just a coincidence

    • @tekha1977
      @tekha1977 3 місяці тому +8

      “Sorry to hear you are getting evicted”. Is the correct response to that comment.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 місяці тому +17

      its an escort

  • @carolineloncher9997
    @carolineloncher9997 2 місяці тому +6

    So, I'm married to a Navy man (20 years, retired)...even when I'm upset with him, the respect I have for him is so above & beyond that I could NEVER treat him in this way! Thank you for your service!

  • @kokoshadowstryder9020
    @kokoshadowstryder9020 3 місяці тому +67

    He was half a heartbeat from waking up tied down on a bed with a 4x4 between his ankles and her holding a sledgehammer.

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 2 місяці тому +3

      And maybe missing a kidney...

    • @donoimdono2702
      @donoimdono2702 2 місяці тому +3

      Mister man!!!!

    • @kierraellis6570
      @kierraellis6570 2 місяці тому +3

      Love the reference 😂

    • @1v1mebro_101
      @1v1mebro_101 2 місяці тому

      That was a pretty good movie btw. Forget what it was called? 😂

    • @ericalvarado8176
      @ericalvarado8176 2 місяці тому +2

      @@1v1mebro_101misery with the famous kathy bates!!!

  • @BUTCH0120
    @BUTCH0120 3 місяці тому +114

    Captain Save-A-Hoe: "I can fix her."

    • @Janzer_
      @Janzer_ 3 місяці тому +5

      Savin ain't the thought goin on, I guarantee you that!

    • @ericharrison7518
      @ericharrison7518 3 місяці тому +1

      I could definitely save her.

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 місяці тому +7

      Even Captain Save-A-Hoe can't do this one.
      We need Colonel Ragdoll Rescue for her.

  • @staceyacre
    @staceyacre 3 місяці тому +146

    So….. is she single? Asking for a friends multiple personalities….

    • @Marktk72
      @Marktk72 3 місяці тому +32

      All of her personalities are currently single

    • @Quakerman14
      @Quakerman14 3 місяці тому +17

      Slow motion:
      Nooooooooooo

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 місяці тому +6

      Tell all their personalities that they could do SO MUCH BETTER.

    • @Trump2024asw
      @Trump2024asw 3 місяці тому +1

      Us too.

    • @tdlewis
      @tdlewis 3 місяці тому +6

      Those personalities can fix her personalities... I'm sure of it. It'll work this time.

  • @JulieParker-z4i
    @JulieParker-z4i 3 місяці тому +1

    Thanks!

  • @Nicoplia
    @Nicoplia 3 місяці тому +201

    SCREW TOP BOTTLE OF WINE! Il have you know sir, that my wine comes from the can or the BOX!

    • @spazzypengin
      @spazzypengin 3 місяці тому +4

      When I drank I liked the 500ml cartons of wine.

    • @stevend4544
      @stevend4544 3 місяці тому +1

      Aww shiii lucky mine comes in the bath tub

    • @jesusvaldez8677
      @jesusvaldez8677 3 місяці тому

      Try wine in plastic baggies and sipped through a straw. LoL

    • @PapaFujiwara
      @PapaFujiwara 3 місяці тому +9

      not camelbacking your wine, amateurs. 😎

    • @spazzypengin
      @spazzypengin 3 місяці тому

      @@PapaFujiwara The cans fit in your car's cupholders (don't actually drink and drive)

  • @isaiahdelage9083
    @isaiahdelage9083 3 місяці тому +104

    This is the fastest I ever clicked on any of ACs videos. Keep up the great content drill sergeant!

  • @MikeInOregon
    @MikeInOregon 3 місяці тому +42

    I worked in adult foster care for 20 years.
    Adult foster care means you literally cannot take care of yourself to the point you would hurt yourself without 24/7 supervison.

  • @ShidaPenns
    @ShidaPenns 3 місяці тому +12

    That woman is a walking red flag, in every way possible.

    • @davidr1676
      @davidr1676 2 місяці тому +1

      Sounds like a Walking Red Light

    • @ShidaPenns
      @ShidaPenns 2 місяці тому

      @@davidr1676 Yes, flashing and wailing like a cop car siren, but only one colour.

  • @I_am_ENSanity
    @I_am_ENSanity 3 місяці тому +40

    I'm legally insane and even the 1,000 voices in my head warn me to get away from this psycho.

  • @zerocaige
    @zerocaige 3 місяці тому +69

    Everything about that appearance screams sociopath. RUN CHIEF RUN!

    • @ellenstone9704
      @ellenstone9704 3 місяці тому +1

      Psychopath! Sociopaths sometimes blink.

  • @JOHN-hf9ow
    @JOHN-hf9ow 3 місяці тому +60

    She seems so normal. Just like Jeffrey Dahmer.

  • @DonKeller_dkexotics
    @DonKeller_dkexotics 2 місяці тому +3

    “Check your 5s and 25s” just a simple sentence, that means so much more than 97% of society could ever imagine.

  • @able3331
    @able3331 3 місяці тому +18

    Ima be honest I thought "teeth whitening" was a youtube slang workaround for another "activity" until the 6 minute mark lmaoo

  • @MathiasJarlson
    @MathiasJarlson 3 місяці тому +63

    Not sure if y’all noticed, but she DID get evicted on 9/20/24 according to the spreadsheet. Only lie she didn’t tell!

    • @zamboughnuts
      @zamboughnuts 3 місяці тому +1

      SIXTY FOUR LINES of records.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 3 місяці тому

      Landlord: "Please don't pay your rent. Please don't pay your rent. Please don't pay your rent.
      YES!!! And you are ouda heeeere !!!" 🤣

  • @ladofthelake
    @ladofthelake 3 місяці тому +60

    You had me at "felony charges from the FDA"...

    • @LBdreamin
      @LBdreamin 3 місяці тому +3

      I can fix her /s (sarcasm)

    • @American-Jello
      @American-Jello 3 місяці тому

      @@LBdreamin 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Mr-Trox
      @Mr-Trox 2 місяці тому

      ​@@LBdreamin I can make her worse!

  • @keithjohnson3567
    @keithjohnson3567 3 місяці тому +1

    Dude this is legit one of the funniest videos you have made. I haven't laughed out loud this hard in so long. Thanks brother, needed this one.

  • @aaronlopez492
    @aaronlopez492 3 місяці тому +96

    He can't say she didn't give him a heads up. When 🤪 tells you she's not okay believe her next time.

    • @Dream0Asylum
      @Dream0Asylum 3 місяці тому +2

      "I can fix her!"

    • @albusplaustrum06
      @albusplaustrum06 3 місяці тому +1

      Yeah but I am sure he was thinking he could take her internal temperate and get out with minimal damage...

    • @jcjc9155
      @jcjc9155 3 місяці тому

      @@Dream0Asylum Autocorrect bot: “I might be able to f - - - her.”

  • @MrStupidactivities
    @MrStupidactivities 3 місяці тому +18

    "The eyes, Chico... The eyes never lie".... and that broad's eyes were telling me everything I needed to know.

    • @SpookyEng1
      @SpookyEng1 3 місяці тому +1

      Crazy eyes are a sure fire sign to GTFO!

  • @unknownusr
    @unknownusr 3 місяці тому +177

    My dates on Tinder: Normal
    My dates on Bumble: Normal
    My dates on Mutual: FREAKING CRAZIES THAT TRIED TO TRAP ME IN WIERD RELATIONSHIPS AND WAS TERRIFIED.
    So.. Yeah, I can second mutual is the dating app for psychos.

    • @Trump2024asw
      @Trump2024asw 3 місяці тому +36

      Mutual ehhh? Thanks I'll try it out.

    • @iwrotethis1678
      @iwrotethis1678 3 місяці тому +4

      Lmao

    • @liamulrich5274
      @liamulrich5274 3 місяці тому +20

      Hell yeah, installing now, and apparently you can get premium for life if all goes well

    • @ryand4533
      @ryand4533 3 місяці тому +1

      No POF? I guess they all went to Mutual lolololol

    • @chris5632
      @chris5632 3 місяці тому

      Never heard of Mutual. Think I'll pass

  • @mikeybudjoso6889
    @mikeybudjoso6889 2 місяці тому +1

    This video was great! love the energy brother 😂

  • @thechrisandphaedrusshow
    @thechrisandphaedrusshow 3 місяці тому +56

    Remember fellas, crazy may be fun in the rack but it's not worth walking the minefield!

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 місяці тому +3

      And the amount of time tapping that is far less than the time putting up with that.

    • @A_Haunted_Pancake
      @A_Haunted_Pancake 3 місяці тому

      @@Daniel-Weaver Unless you're really lucky and most of her
      crazy is in her pants. I knew one once ... 3 times a day absolute minimum.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому +67

    She's got those crazy eyes... Those really, really crazy eyes...

    • @oniemployee3437
      @oniemployee3437 3 місяці тому +8

      "The eyes are the windows to the soul" isnt that what they say?

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому +6

      That soul has problems!!
      Get out of there!!

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 3 місяці тому +7

      Those eyes that have seen things...like body dumps in the woods somewhere...😦

    • @gothamlives4278
      @gothamlives4278 3 місяці тому +2

      Reminds me of Britney Mahomes 😅

    • @CaptainMurika
      @CaptainMurika 3 місяці тому +3

      Those are the no fun, only murder eyes.

  • @Jamoni1
    @Jamoni1 3 місяці тому +51

    I've had crazy dates, but never had the Food and Drug Administration get involved. I feel like I need to step up my game.

    • @jamescampbell4334
      @jamescampbell4334 3 місяці тому +5

      Hahaha, I had a GF in NJ that introduced me to her dad, and within minutes, the ATF and IRS were involved. Seems he was selling cartons of cigarettes to a food truck buddy. These cartons of cigarettes DIDN'T have the tax stamps. 🤣

    • @Meh-j9s
      @Meh-j9s 3 місяці тому

      You’re qb3

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 місяці тому +3

      @@jamescampbell4334 - Don't tell me............ you were the LEO who had to report him to the ATF and IRS? That would be awkward. Would have been amazing if the relationship with the daughter had still panned out in spite of all that.

    • @jamescampbell4334
      @jamescampbell4334 3 місяці тому +2

      @@phydeux
      🤣
      I wasn't an LEO, but that GF IS my ex-wife.

  • @masterki1111
    @masterki1111 2 місяці тому +3

    Thanks for doing this bro. We need more this in these Years. You have provided the BIG 'A'. 'A' being accountability.
    Salute to you Sir 😁👍

  • @jimster1111
    @jimster1111 3 місяці тому +60

    she mentioned she needed 2000$ for rent because she was hoping he would offer to pay her for sex. 2000$ a night was her rate. its pretty obvious

    • @letsreallytalk9482
      @letsreallytalk9482 3 місяці тому +5

      I was thinking the same or she was throwing it out there thinking he was one of those Simp dudes, who will do anything to get a hot girl to sleep with them. Red flag either way! He should have never responded after she sent that, knowing she was looking for money. I would love to know if she dropped the matter or what he told her when she asked that.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 3 місяці тому +8

      ​@@letsreallytalk9482 on the one hand, I would be curious to see how crazy she was. On the other hand, a part of me would be concerned that she is a catfish created by criminals that will execute me.

    • @frustrateduser9933
      @frustrateduser9933 3 місяці тому +2

      Ohhhh, didn't think of that, although she IS crazy enough to overshare about an eviction the first time they chat.

    • @olliefoxx7165
      @olliefoxx7165 3 місяці тому +5

      Thats a good point. She was giving her rate for the night. For $2000 it better be for a whole night but that night probably comes with life changing trauma.

    • @AngryCops
      @AngryCops  3 місяці тому +19

      oh.. like an escourt? Say it Ain't so

  • @EricDaMAJ
    @EricDaMAJ 3 місяці тому +100

    First, Chief needs to be demoted to Specialist. That’s harsh, I know. But the pre-eminent characteristic a CWO _must_ have is street smarts. And after that an education/intelligence rivaling or exceeding most officers. He did not demonstrate either.
    As for you, AC, you need to get a lawyer on retainer, ’cause she _will_ trade sex for some skeevy lawyer to sue you. And that’s the _good_ outcome. You should also double check your household surveillance systems and make sure you keep your personal firearms close at hand.

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 3 місяці тому +18

      That might be good advice.

    • @gothamlives4278
      @gothamlives4278 3 місяці тому +6

      Praise the lord Preach !!! 😂

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 місяці тому +2

      I think Rich can handle his business.

    • @interestedobserver587
      @interestedobserver587 3 місяці тому +13

      Agreed. His lack of commonsense and weakness for a honey trap should result in a security clearance review.

    • @gothamlives4278
      @gothamlives4278 3 місяці тому +5

      @@Daniel-Weaver lol. Gotta watch the crazy ones. Anyone can be sloppy.

  • @halflife103
    @halflife103 3 місяці тому +78

    0:20 in and my dating PTSD is kicking my head in ffs

  • @joereynolds8249
    @joereynolds8249 3 місяці тому +2

    I'm so glad this story made it to @AngryCops level for him to make a video about it!

  • @noahtingle7656
    @noahtingle7656 3 місяці тому +67

    Self made foster kid? I thought her parents ctrl alt dlt'd themselves...🤔

    • @Jeff.78
      @Jeff.78 3 місяці тому +22

      "In the business, we call this "foreshadowing."

    • @BosleyBeats
      @BosleyBeats 3 місяці тому +2

      Hahahhahahahahahaha I legit spit up my drink. Hahahhaha

    • @mezmerizer0266
      @mezmerizer0266 3 місяці тому

      If you had to deal with her you'd punch out early, too.

    • @robb69
      @robb69 3 місяці тому +2

      Self made foster kid would lead me to believe her parents didn't kill themselves...she murdered them.

  • @rachel.the.riveter
    @rachel.the.riveter 3 місяці тому +43

    As a Latter-day Saint, those dating sites made me date guys who weren't LDS. They are the cesspools of the universe. Ending up meeting my husband at D&D... much better than dating sites.

    • @mburke285
      @mburke285 3 місяці тому +3

      The stories my friends have told me about the girls on mutual are wild.

    • @joshuayantis1763
      @joshuayantis1763 3 місяці тому +3

      My view on dating sights, especially one that's LDS, is that they are like the singles wards. They're a meat market for people that are single for a reason

    • @CaspertheSarcasticGhost
      @CaspertheSarcasticGhost 3 місяці тому +2

      god im glad i missed that trend

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria 3 місяці тому +2

      Can verify that dating sites have been the pits from the very beginning.

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 3 місяці тому

      I've tried dating apps, and I am glad I stopped using them. I'll just trust God to help me find a Church Woman one day.

  • @RO_The_Hated
    @RO_The_Hated 3 місяці тому +53

    Isn't a "self made foster kid" just a nice way to say you killed your parents?

    • @TyMoore95503
      @TyMoore95503 3 місяці тому +8

      Yeah...I...think that might be accurate here.

    • @wascott78
      @wascott78 3 місяці тому +5

      LOVE IT! I was thinking the same thing LMAO

    • @Daniel-Weaver
      @Daniel-Weaver 3 місяці тому

      Just like that boy that capped his dad, then his mom.

  • @Justin-ny8df
    @Justin-ny8df 3 місяці тому +12

    The owner dropping the 5x25 landmine comment F'ING KILLED ME!

  • @marktisdale7935
    @marktisdale7935 3 місяці тому +16

    This woman is perfect example that the criminal justice system does not punish women for anything.

    • @melanieearly3450
      @melanieearly3450 2 місяці тому

      @@marktisdale7935 Then explain all the women in prison?

  • @Cubs-Fan.10
    @Cubs-Fan.10 3 місяці тому +206

    You're so angry in this video. You should incorporate it into the channel's name.

    • @tristanskipworth4377
      @tristanskipworth4377 3 місяці тому +9

      but make it ironic... Happy Drill...thats the name

    • @raysteigerwalt5272
      @raysteigerwalt5272 3 місяці тому

      Lol

    • @JavierHernandez-fq4hu
      @JavierHernandez-fq4hu 3 місяці тому

      Lmao

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 місяці тому +3

      @@tristanskipworth4377 He could do his own parody channel "Happy Drill" using him giving the "crazy eyes" look as the thumbnail for the channel.
      Even though it was AC, that was creepy as hell.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 місяці тому +1

      ​@@phydeuxEven without the crazy eyes, the image of a drill sergeant who isn't the slightest bit of angry just disturbs me at a fundmental level.

  • @Anon_Please5
    @Anon_Please5 3 місяці тому +4

    Sometimes I forget my chosen family has my back. I needed to hear that. Get em

  • @2MCHFRETMEProduction
    @2MCHFRETMEProduction 3 місяці тому +51

    As a person diagnosed with ADD, I whole heartedly agree on the burn off the energy method, better than screwing with brain chemistry during development.

    • @beowulfsrevenge4369
      @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому +1

      @@2MCHFRETMEProduction Amen!

    • @phydeux
      @phydeux 3 місяці тому +5

      Best thing my parents ever did was say nope to ritalin and give me a 10-speed bike and the freedom to ride it anywhere I liked.

    • @rtyria
      @rtyria 3 місяці тому +1

      Seriously. I'd tell my brother to run around the outside of the house a few times before starting his homework. Also creating a calm and distraction free(ish) environment also helped a lot. One of my husband's teachers insisted he get put on drugs and it was an unmitigated disaster for him. Thankfully it didn't last much more than a year.

    • @henzoko5946
      @henzoko5946 3 місяці тому

      ADD/ADHD is dopamine depleting drugs. Its a very long road getting it back if you ever get it all back

  • @Llangion
    @Llangion 3 місяці тому +13

    A self harm warning from youtube? Well I was curious and now i'm intrigued.

  • @garyschlagheck603
    @garyschlagheck603 3 місяці тому +46

    Yup.... the dutch angle... the parents... she is completely composed of red flags.

    • @joshschoonover2645
      @joshschoonover2645 3 місяці тому +3

      So many red flags, there's a whole circus set up around her

    • @stanparker9556
      @stanparker9556 3 місяці тому +4

      @@garyschlagheck603 what's the dutch angle ? Never heard that one. Genuinely curious

    • @Hippo_Hegemony
      @Hippo_Hegemony 3 місяці тому

      ​@stanparker9556 so am I.

    • @X1Mobius
      @X1Mobius 3 місяці тому +2

      @@stanparker9556 A Dutch Angle is a cinematic technique where the camera is tilted off of level. It's used to create a sense of unease and convey that something's not right.
      Ol' Bree has the camera tilted during her crazy-eyes segment, hence the Dutch Angle.

    • @stanparker9556
      @stanparker9556 3 місяці тому +2

      @@X1Mobius Thank you for taking the time to educate me. I had never heard that term but now I completely understand what it is. Awesome response, I genuinely wanted to know. Too many people will tell you to Google it or something instead of giving you the answer so I really appreciate it.

  • @danielakers9711
    @danielakers9711 2 місяці тому

    That’s freaking amazing sir thanks for the laugh my son is a Marine i love to see you military guys stick together!!

  • @thatonefurry0167
    @thatonefurry0167 3 місяці тому +16

    im just waiting for her to find this video and start going crazy here in the comments lol

  • @Crippledsasquash
    @Crippledsasquash 3 місяці тому +61

    How the hell do you not block and delete the number after her first message was to ask for money. He's was an idiot tho hope hes learnt that lesson for next time.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 3 місяці тому +8

      Simps will always cope. They are very vulnerable to sunk cost fallacy syndrome.
      Charlie(Penguinz0) interviewed a guy who was just being treated like trash by this female streamer he was with.
      The guy had no dignity and just accepted his situation, as if it was the best thing ever.

    • @Nadaters
      @Nadaters 3 місяці тому +4

      Ive had 3, no 4 girls ask for money like that and they lost interest after i refused. I got my boys covered though

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 3 місяці тому +3

      @@Crippledsasquash Girl asks for money? Automatic no reply and block from me.

    • @UncleGunns
      @UncleGunns 3 місяці тому

      ​@@oompalumpus699want to know why? An overbearing and shitty mother, and a weak or non-existent father. The guy grows up in this environment, and seeks the same type of woman out because that's what he knows. Living with an overbearing woman that takes over the role of Mommy because that's what he learned is "normal".

  • @jsbcody
    @jsbcody 3 місяці тому +39

    I’m thinking that her family committed suicide to get away from her…..or she killed them. Crazy/Hot Matrix works again!

    • @brosephbroman7564
      @brosephbroman7564 3 місяці тому +2

      @@jsbcody Yeah I think she deleted her folks the way she openly talks about it to portray herself a victim.

  • @-VOR
    @-VOR 2 місяці тому +1

    17:10 😂 that had me choking on my coffee for 2 minutes

  • @johnwinger7805
    @johnwinger7805 3 місяці тому +65

    People like her are why I've stopped dating. Much happier with just me and my dogs.

    • @oompalumpus699
      @oompalumpus699 3 місяці тому +9

      Writing formulas and vba scripts in Excel makes me excited. I know it's lame but I enjoy it.
      Used to want to date. But now, I'd rather not worry about some crazy broad ruining my life.

    • @ericharrison7518
      @ericharrison7518 3 місяці тому

      Nah don't give up fellas. I almost did too then I met my wife. Now we've got a beautiful little girl and another on the way. You just gotta stop going for crazy high maintenance psychopaths.

    • @slappy8941
      @slappy8941 3 місяці тому +3

      Not all women are like her though, only about 99% of them. 😂😂😂

    • @davecrupel2817
      @davecrupel2817 3 місяці тому

      ​@@slappy8941 that's all women, in every sense except mathematically.

    • @BrokensoulRider
      @BrokensoulRider 3 місяці тому +1

      @@davecrupel2817 Not all, but also stop going after pretty women. Go for around the 5/6 range that are usually wall flowers. they're everywhere.

  • @sergioleone3583
    @sergioleone3583 3 місяці тому +18

    "Bree". Isn't the first red flag?

    • @IRGodful
      @IRGodful 3 місяці тому +1

      No the red hair is

  • @themalcontent100
    @themalcontent100 3 місяці тому +24

    Johnny depp, i found this nice girl that is just your type.

    • @ErikPT
      @ErikPT 3 місяці тому +5

      He learned his lesson about crazy 😂

    • @dinorocker8647
      @dinorocker8647 3 місяці тому +6

      She's Amber Heard with her facade fully exposed.

  • @Tony36271
    @Tony36271 2 місяці тому +1

    I look forward to watching a story based on this in the cinema

  • @bannankev
    @bannankev 3 місяці тому +11

    This story is one of those where you tell people “oh but it gets worse” AND YOU ACTUALLY MEAN IT. Like holly hell, Chief lucked out so damn good on this. Put that packet in for a MOVSM 😂😂😂😂 💜

  • @ueab065
    @ueab065 3 місяці тому +31

    Lots of guys thinking to themselves, “I can save her!”

    • @BosleyBeats
      @BosleyBeats 3 місяці тому +2

      No thanks. Hard pass. Too far into the hot x crazy matrix JFC. This has been a scared straight episode by AngryCops

    • @Changemymind1
      @Changemymind1 3 місяці тому

      @@BosleyBeats No not lots of guys lol

    • @TimVanLoan
      @TimVanLoan 3 місяці тому +3

      No, not thinking I can save her. Thinking it’s refreshing to find out about the crazy on initial meet. Usually it takes a couple dates to find that out.

    • @Nylon_riot
      @Nylon_riot 3 місяці тому

      There a few men out there that maybe they need to admit they like the crazy ones.

    • @TimVanLoan
      @TimVanLoan 3 місяці тому +1

      @@Nylon_riot I wouldn’t admit to liking the crazy ones, but somehow I always pick the crazy one before I know they’re crazy.

  • @GilbertdeClare0704
    @GilbertdeClare0704 3 місяці тому +17

    A.C. ? ? ? ......SLAM the phone down if anyone calls and says "Play Misty For Me !"😱😱😱

  • @A-Defender-
    @A-Defender- 2 місяці тому +2

    That add at the beginning had me rolling... ," you can power through those toughest workouts and add muscle to your mass." Not sure why that made me laugh so hard. 😂

  • @user-ox4ys
    @user-ox4ys 3 місяці тому +26

    Tip : If a girl tells you she's a instagram model, it might be a red flag. Just because a girl is attractive and uploads a bunch of pictures of herself, that doesn't make her a model.

    • @Changemymind1
      @Changemymind1 3 місяці тому

      You could bag girls that look like her all day. Without the crazy. My brothers in the world have become way to simp... ple 😂

    • @mikek4288
      @mikek4288 3 місяці тому +2

      Holy Jebus, are you telling me that after all those hours spent on Mechwarrior Online DIDNT make me a battle hardened mech pilot? No....Freaking....Way

    • @FirstLast-po8oz
      @FirstLast-po8oz 3 місяці тому

      It's the polite way of saying she makes pornography or escorts or both

    • @wmethshitlord3421
      @wmethshitlord3421 3 місяці тому +1

      Any woman who posts thirst trap photos is a red flag. Period.

    • @infin8ee
      @infin8ee 3 місяці тому +1

      Makes her a narcissist which is another huge red flag!

  • @HiVoltish
    @HiVoltish 3 місяці тому +7

    Why am I fighting the urge to travel to Utah? Oh, that's right. I CAN FIX HER!! LOL

  • @tcgtpl
    @tcgtpl 3 місяці тому +9

    Be careful AC. She sounds like the person that would break into your place & wait in the kitchen until you got home before slicing you with a kitchen knife.

  • @cplmpcocptcl6306
    @cplmpcocptcl6306 2 місяці тому +2

    Parents killed themselves when I was young…
    They saw no other way out.😂

  • @gremlin8635
    @gremlin8635 3 місяці тому +10

    Bro was lucky he didn't wake up with his skeleton missing

  • @perciusmandate
    @perciusmandate 3 місяці тому +26

    18:58 The header image on her fundraiser is stolen from the Unity video game engine. Same font, same white text on black background. She just cut out the actual logo. XD

    • @BezerkLycan
      @BezerkLycan 3 місяці тому

      I'm surprised by the fact you know that and that she would do that 😂😂😂

  • @TheBonfireMedia
    @TheBonfireMedia 3 місяці тому +11

    me: hay google, What does 5 and 25 mean in the military?
    When exiting a vehicle “in country” before exiting you (more than likely by your turret gunner) checks 5m- 25m for anything suspicious or out of the ordinary that might be harmful.
    me: LMFAO

    • @SimmySquad
      @SimmySquad 3 місяці тому +2

      They would place IED's (Improvised Explosive Devices) on the road and in the ditches. Would be set off different ways. Yes we would check our 5's and 25's at every stop. The gunner being the biggest on these checks as they could see the most. Every window licker including the driver and vehicle commander would yell "5's AND 25's" just to remind the team to check them vs just jumping out.

  • @DrCarlBooze
    @DrCarlBooze 2 місяці тому

    Much appreciated AC posting the chat for the wobbly stool hotline I hope helps some folks.

  • @Nick-Lab
    @Nick-Lab 3 місяці тому +15

    She is not an 8. I am sure she was at one point, but she does not even look human

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 3 місяці тому +5

      She is definitely not an 8. She is a 14... On the Crazy Axis

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 3 місяці тому +12

    5:09
    Big massive, ginormous, Galactic sized red flag, Chief.
    Pop smoke, get out of there. That's a no-go zone!
    DON'T DO IT!!!!!

  • @Sgt_SealCluber
    @Sgt_SealCluber 3 місяці тому +54

    While I was in Korea I had a buddy get stahabbed by his Korean girlfriend, needless to say they broke up.
    A FEW MONTHS LATER...
    I hear that another guy in his company married her. 🤣

    • @moshguy
      @moshguy 3 місяці тому +14

      Sloppy seconds. A tale as old as the military.

    • @philliphuffman6222
      @philliphuffman6222 3 місяці тому

      you can't blame him for letting her penetrate him after he did to her so many times.

    • @Anino_Makata
      @Anino_Makata 3 місяці тому +8

      A moment of silence for this man's battle buddy, he's probably going through some sorta hell none of us could fathom...

    • @troybaxter
      @troybaxter 3 місяці тому

      ​@@Anino_Makata his fault for being a dumbass

    • @Odd_Interaction
      @Odd_Interaction 3 місяці тому +2

      Oh the stories that accumulate with 2 tours in South Korea and a stint or two in the Philippines from 1976 to 1983.
      Still have the photo of me standing at Camp Casey’s main gate to TDC with the off limit sign.
      As a young dumbass I had to ask my driver where the bar named Street Girls was located as we were going to drink at the top ten sources for STDs before we left.
      Why?
      I have no fecking idea, other than Uncle Sugar said we could black market, which was very common and he said we should go there.
      Also went to the turkey farm a few times as well….

  • @theworldisavampire3346
    @theworldisavampire3346 2 місяці тому

    I LOVE your content. Your hilarious. A much needed break in life. I am not, nor have I ever been military, but if I was much younger, you would be the reason I would have enlisted.

  • @ChaoticClyde
    @ChaoticClyde 3 місяці тому +17

    Her eyes scream fucking nuts!!!!!

  • @samuelmyers9146
    @samuelmyers9146 3 місяці тому +33

    Earliest I've ever been, never been under an hour poating befofe
    Clicked so fast i lost my battle buddy

    • @niftytheviking
      @niftytheviking 3 місяці тому +6

      Your battle buddy clearly proof reads your comments, go find your battle buddy please.

    • @rext3404
      @rext3404 3 місяці тому +7

      ​@@niftytheviking How dar you takl aboot somone elzes speling! It's exratemeley meen! 😂

    • @lorireed8046
      @lorireed8046 3 місяці тому

      How are you typing? Dude must be typing from the grave? You died.

  • @JW-fq1pp
    @JW-fq1pp 3 місяці тому +10

    Guy didn't dodge a bullet, he dodged a freakin' RPG. Never in my life have I met such hot and crazy. Glad of it.

    • @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky
      @ContentEnjoyer-gm3ky 3 місяці тому +3

      To fit the mood and aesthetic of this being a military channel, you could say this guy survived those flanks where they destroy your humvee and start sniping you from the mountains.

  • @kronicassault1374
    @kronicassault1374 2 місяці тому +1

    Is that a Dr and Baby Disrespect shirt. If it is it’s GODLIKE!!!

  • @jacobwadebrock
    @jacobwadebrock 3 місяці тому +21

    MY FRIEND, WHERE IS THE CRACKHOUSE ???

  • @JoshuaScott806
    @JoshuaScott806 3 місяці тому +8

    I had a first date that within five minutes of us sitting down, informed me we had to be engaged within 6 months, married within 18 months, and then we could start having our 4 kids. Nevermind that I already have one child and dont want anymore.

    • @someone3187
      @someone3187 2 місяці тому

      @@JoshuaScott806 Didn't she just outline what she's was looking for? Some men are also looking for a woman to get married to and start a family, while others just want to date around without commitment. It's good to clarify what people are looking for right in the beginning to save each other's time, no?

  • @texas2627
    @texas2627 3 місяці тому +6

    OMG!! Bree is a Giant RED FLAG!! Run, do not walk... She's working on that Banned from all Army Personal action...

  • @kronicassault1374
    @kronicassault1374 2 місяці тому +1

    There’s a guy out there right now that is thinking 🤔 “ I can save her “ and maybe that man is me 😂