I Did Security to Stop Women from Flashing at the NY Portal
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- Опубліковано 2 жов 2024
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"Now no one is doing the job - worst of both worlds" 😅 Ryan you are a legend
😆
you get the wooooooorst of both worlds
@@RyanScarbrough Lol. Is that a Hannah Montana reference?
@@ChrisDavidLo Yes. :D
😂😂
Asking one person to disperse is classic.
The really trippy part woulda been if he'd actually managed to pull that off somehow.
That's what happened to Tommy Robinson.
I was thinking the same thing. He's gotta pull off some Thanos snapping magic.
"You want me to 'disperse'? That's worse than flashing!"
the real security guards are the friggin' comedians, man
"You need a lot of imagination."
"What do you imagine, like a hotter girl?"
gold. 😂😂
Omg Ryan. Classic reply after classic reply in this one!
The guy who had the clip saved on his phone definitely came to see if lighting would strike twice.
Nah he's not that type of dude
@@mr.fisher3379lol
You gotta learn how to spell lightning.
@@mkultra2456clearly he meant lighting.
@@mkultra2456 yeah he definitely doesn't know how to spell lightning. No way it could've been a mistake or something, thank you so much for correcting him and enlightening all of us, we all love a good grammar cop! Lord only knows what would happen if a random youtube comment were left with a minor un-corrected spelling mistake /s
“I’m not that type of guy”
Proceeds to go into detail of the flashing incident. Ryan completely disarmed him lol
There was an easy gay joke in there somewhere, disappointing.
Asking a woman in a hijab not to flash is the most Ryan long thing I've ever seen
Someone needs to sue OF, seems like muslim women are severely underrepresented. Islamophobia at work!!!!
@Omnipotent8383 it's in the first 10 seconds of the vid
The correct term is bag head
It was the best, that arab woman are nastey they always doing dpdgy stuffs, wipin the ol ankles out when you lest expect it
Lol my comment calling it a Baghead got deleted? It’s a shame you can’t call out cultures for doing awful things like not letting women be seen in public or it is shameful? They are ppl too
Bro that Italian dude was hilarious
The wise urban monk
Five O's the legend, the myth, the gentleman jackhammer
Would love to have a beer with that dude.
I feel like Ryan always has a guy like that in his videos who just used to slay the poona
So much bragging and Ryan handled him very well.
Ryan’s ability to bs and talk completely out his ass with the utmost confidence will never cease to amaze me.
He’s the best. He never breaks character. It’s a real art
9/10 midwits do that as easily as breathing.
Ryan's impressive for his ability to do it with a straight face while knowing better.
Ryan for president 😅
@@danielbyrne5402 President of snizz.
@@trublgrl swizz?
The fact that ALL the security guys looked when he mentioned a girl was possibly flashing them out was hilarious
:'D
Dude is the king of ducking and dodging questions from security. My god.
years of practice as a skater 🤣👍
we make the best seco-guards
so if ya don't like 'em, do it better
Fuckin EPIC trolling makes it look easy.
The dude that was "apalled" and offended yet had the picture saved on his phone 😂
Damn these security dorks were all over you.
They were there to see the honkers, not even taking their jobs seriously.
gotta justify their paycheck somehow
Typical mall cops
Mall Blarts
Well give those guys some credit, lol. They’re doing more work than the precinct 1 NYPD ever did 😂
God damn the convo with the security guards is hilarious
As a former veteran, I thank you for your service.
Former Veteran? 😂
A _former_ veteran?
When did you relinquish your veteran status?
Veteran or not, serving the government is pathetic.
@@Sun-diver Booo
Smiled a little when that older guy told off Ryan for his wife.
That was wholesome.
Also, thank you for stopping the flashing, also wholesome
He was so sweet. It was surely quite disrespectful to even ask.
"if they're fat, forget it" 💀💀💀💀
The lord loves you...that's his business
@@qick07 *"All fat is the Lord's"* (Leviticus 3:16).
narrow doors 😂
Truly the basest based ever based.
DAMN that caught me hella off guard that was hilarious 😂
I love how the monk was just so casual about giving his girls multiple O's 🤣
He puts the 'o' in Monk.
Just five though? What is this amateur hour?
There was a Brazilian Jiujitsu mma fighter named "the zen machine" because of giving the ladies so many O's.
“There is a portal to Ireland?!” “Omg I need to go show them my TlTZ!” -Classy Lady
It was a marketing move to drum up her OF sales.
@@theBear89451 I think their comment still stands
It was actually a pretty brilliant marketing move. So many people talking about the incident.
Italian man spent his life pleasing women. Retires as an Urban Monk in NYC.
I sleep better at night knowing that Ryan is out there keeping the streets safe from tatas.
Wakanda Securities Inc.
Love these harmless public pranks. Especially somewhere like NYC where lunatics are pretty common. People dont get mad cause they are just like 'oh man another one of THOSE types' lmao.
The security guys are trippin asking you to disperse like they own the fucking street
To be fair it is part of their job to identify people who are potentially impersonating security guards for potential nefarious purposes.
not to mention you sound like a real idiot telling one person to "disperse" lol
edit: the cop not you haha
@@HerbaMachina
Is that right? 😂😂😂
@@HerbaMachina Security guards arent cops. Private squads of anyone at all are just equals to everyone else in public. Their job is honestly to just call the cops if anything happens, they arent allowed to do dick and have no special rights in public
@@HerbaMachina You gotta stop saying potentially.
"her on top, me on top, her leaving.." 😂
You know the guy with the accent isn't lying
The first security guy trying to say you can't be taking notes here like bro 😂 Ryan can absolutely be there and dress in a shirt and hat that says security and be taking notes and be telling people not to flash the portal, this is America, we have freedom of speech, go back to sitting in your chairs doing nothing being there for visuals only like they're paying you for, appearance, because those security dudes aren't keeping anything secure, black dude hardly had his hat secured to his head let alone the area secured 😂
Loool real
Ryan could have danced around the fat one if he wanted.
They didn't want him there because it highlighted how they were doing dick.
exactly this. just because their is a security detail doesn't mean they own the place
*Random guy taking a pic.*
“We cleared the area of potential flashers, so you’re s--t outta luck, my friend!”
Italy guy was spitting facts.
Now we all know, how to make the 🍑go ÖÕÔÓÒØŌŐ
🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
* A 70 year old lady strolls by*
“That one looks like she might be…gearing up”
😂😂😂
The Multi-O guy is legendary.
For real for real!
*gets into deep italian accent mode* No, no, no! Like 5!
Bro saved a picture 💀
Ryan stepped into a union job and didn't realize it.
No amount of $25 pastrami sandwiches, architecture or art museums could make me want to stay in NYC. I can almost smell the stench of urine through the screen.
True, smells like piss
not even a little bit of portal-titty could make you change your tune?
"New York City smells like pee, and the people are mean."
@@ephraimwinslow In a nutshell....Also the crazy guy next to you just shat on your shoes and is probably about to push you in front of the subway train. 😂
@@ephraimwinslow pee is an acquired taste.. much like oysters
It's funny how the tourists are immediately offended with his nonsense while the New Yorkers engage with him because they're used to insanity.
Women:
Don't objectify us!
Also women:
Need Ryan to prevent them from going full Girls Gone Wild in the street.
that's women for you
Right genius because all women think the same, just like all men think the same when we just saw that the Italian guy and Ryan don't even think the same. You're very bright...and most likely an incel.
When you realize that women are literal clowns, it makes sense. They're soft, noisy, do things that make no sense, and make their true identity a secret with crap on their face and flammable hair products
What they say is absolutely irrelevant
@@supremelordoftheuniverse5449
Not quite. What they say informs you what they want you to believe (which is usually several degrees off from the truth).
4:50 Guy in grey T-shirt coming into shot must be a fan!
Oh, dang! Nice catch! 😆
The way he shit talks the gang of rent a cops was brilliant like he was running circles round them
Ryan is doing a better job than those incompetent securities, who by the way, get caught texting at work, pathetic
Thanks Ryan for keeping New York safe!
The world needs more kind citizens doing positives like this. That security was lax. No way they stopping flashers. Wait to be on your A game Ryan
"Potential Flashers" 😂😂
"sip of water, then a Triple H"
This almost made me choke on my lunch! 🤣
Exactly how many flashers did Ryan let ransack the portal while he was lost in conversation with immigrant Casanova?
I actually believe that Italian guy, I bet he absolutely used to lay pipe in his prime 😂😂
The 5-0 club and I ain't talking popo
YO
Ryan is just too quick on his redirection of a conversation so subtle in his pull.
Brilliant!
He actually used the Frank Drebin line and told a single man to disperse.
Its not the frontal view. Haha.
I appreciate how honest that Italian guy was, 5 Os per sesh is realistic if you put the effort in.
The guy who came to see the building, the talk with the real security guards, and “too romantic to call a cab” all had me laughing so hard 😂😂😂 Ryan’s so effortlessly and shamelessly winding strangers up never fails
If you’re a writer, you gotta watch these videos. So many characters to choose from.
“It’s offensive that you think my wife could have an Only Fans!” 😆
Is it now illegal to become a rival security guard of other security guards?
...sounds like the premise for a hip new broadway musical, "Guardians of the Portal" starring Barbara Streisand as the lead portal flasher
LOL
Have her flashing an Irish 'Free Palestine' protest on the other side.
“You’re looking a little trigger happy” took me out 😂
"what's the technique? Sip of water, triple H in the air?" Fucking got me.
the italian guy LMAOOOO
Too romantic to call them a cab
The Northern Irish couple 😄
IKR? I like to think they came through the portal to visit NYC.
Like if you give em 5 O's minimum
Now I finally understand "Hawaii 5 O.".
The best part is when he gave the business to the actual security. Thats improv gold.
Ladies pulling out their massive jubbly mammers outside the "FLATiron" building.
Oh, the irony.
I love when Ryan finds someone weird who won’t walk away from the interview
😅 those security guards sounded like they where working with half a deck.
Conversation with the Italian guy was very interesting.
"there not ready for it" Yeah it's called foreplay.
New meaning of the term "5 Os"
Chillin with the bots rn😎
which replies are bots?
@@nivvy19 The ones with emoji.... oh wait, no those are adult children sheeple.
Did you get the exact placement for the hands from the Italian?
Lmao good old fashioned convo at the end as well
I’m not that type of dude as he proceeds to be that type of dude 😂
5:25 That killed me. Forget it. :D
Bro gave new meaning to 5 Os 😂
The security was something else. Literally random homeless dudes with a shirt on.
As usual, unhinged in the best way possible.
4:00 that woman wandering in frame pretending like she can't hear kills me.
Italy 5’Oh is a legend
For real for real 🇮🇹 😎
The girl in black at 5:27 was about to flash the portal but Ryan had his eyes off the ball, SMH.
The king of street interviews strikes again 😂
blink and you'll miss it but Ryan's face when that guy said "the Lord loves you, its his business." Ryan wasn't ready to hear that from the guy that just spent the past half hour bragging about the Os he's given women. You met your match, Ryan.
Ryan long fan at 4:58. Bro looked mighty chuffed spotting ryan.
Seeing Ryan live in the middle of one of his street interviews? We all would be.
Maybe he was laughing at the overheard conversation about pleasing women.
Ryan’s gonna get arrested and post it within minutes!!! Love this shit!!!
“I have no interest in the portal” “Keep it that way” 😭😭😭😭
Doing the Lord's work Ryan.
why do people think they can tell you to leave a very public space
Your deadpan is legend. 😂😂
@2:22 Best interaction.
Next stop, Edmonton.
"You can bring it somewhere else" ... don't you mean to say, 'You can take it somewhere else'
I'm going with... "Top flight security of the world CRAIG! Of the WORLD!" (It's always Friday people.)
I call my boyfriend Jack Lord.
_Why?_
Five O, baby.
Ran into a baller at the end... haha
Italian guy is based
The 5 o's guys need to be on the podcast
Thanks for making me laugh all the time
1:50 Grandma kinda got a little bit of Gyatt on her
True 👍👌🍑✅️
5 O's needs to be on a T-shirt
That italian guy is a legend. "The lord loves you... that's his business."
Ryan, taking one - or two for the team, and keep the street clean; he’s an unsung hero
Vid was a 9/10 till the last 15 seconds, then it became perfection.
"If they're fat, forget it!" - Urban Monk
Italian guy is awesome! lol